This is true, there are sluts everywhere, but sluts in other parts of the world can put a faux feminine mask, while american sluts are unable to even do that. They pretty much act like pigs
This shit's going to boost Kinmozas sales through the roof.
I bet the producers and author of Kinmoza are laughing their fucking arses off right now, speaking in broken engrish about how they're going to be millionaires and buy a house off the coast of Britain.
HOW OLD IS ELLEN BAKER?!
>yfw Baker sensei is the catalyst for cake anime
Why can't we have such fun textbooks?
Do they really think english girls look like Alice Cartelet or Darjeeling?
Saber is a bong, though.
Check his facebook. It's still a WIP so he hasn't uploaded it to pixiv.
Spoilers for lewd.
you're saying like it's a bad thing
I just wish reality was as good as the japanese optimistically perceive it. I would love it if we had more blonde women around here.
I live in California, spics everywhere. Someone pls help.
Brasil número 1.
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I use tweetdeck for maximum efficiency
I want to cum inside Baker sensei and make her my wife
>that plump Baker pic in Gelbooru
Dear God, I'll need both hands for this
One would think that by obsessing over an english textbook they'd start learning a bit. Guess not.
Guys.. what does her hair smells like after bath? and her pajamas? what do they smell like in the morning? I must know, it's very important, please help me.
Ken falls in love with Yumi.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the Yumi, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she wasn't Yumi. She is actually Lucy, a gaijin blonde bomshell who has fallen in love with the Ken, who has been blissfully unaware of her crush all this time.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their loved ones. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of NTR.
Remember when you were a kid and that one character in your textbooks, that one character that you were strangely attracted to it, that one character that you might think it was hot but you deep down knew that you would just never find porn of her
Some lucky kid in japan will never happen to feel that disappointed feeling now, and for that I salute who ever drew this
There he is. There he goes again.
Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little keit-ai post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture. Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic flip phone isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a shitty fanfic. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic keit-ai fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY.”
You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.
And that’s all you’ll ever be.
Why did you have to remind me the lack of porn about the teacher from Doremi.
Inverted like all top shelf chubbies
>Not liking love handles
Can Ellen sensei kill servants?
She'd probably smell like whatever body wash she uses. It's probably got a light but not too overpowering fresh smell. When she wakes up it probably smells like a mix of that with her sweat overnight. The pajamas soak up her sweat and pheromones, so they'd somehow have both a fresh yet slightly erotic smell to them. Like fresh flowers or vanilla but in a very sexy and lewd way. The areas around her armpits and crotch would probably be most noticeable.
I thought she taught english, not sex ed
>When she wakes up it probably smells like a mix of that with her sweat overnight. The pajamas soak up her sweat and pheromones, so they'd somehow have both a fresh yet slightly erotic smell to them. Like fresh flowers or vanilla but in a very sexy and lewd way. The areas around her armpits and crotch would probably be most noticeable.
>Ellen Baker will never have an anime for herself where episodes go from her daily live as a teacher and her secret hobby as a drift maniac with plenty of Super Eurobeat to play whenever she races down the mountain
>first day of middle school
>get new English textbooks
>"oh wow, these characters are cute, especially sensei"
>go home and look online for pictures of her, thinking there'd be none
>be met with all sorts of lewds and cute pictures
>tell the guys in class
>everyone gets motivated for English for the rest of the year
ALT in Japan here.
Can I not have Hi Friends and get up in this please?
Will Baker sensei finally make Japan explore the older female character market?
I want a new golden age of moe. One where newfags will keep asking anime fans why all the anime being created always features cute cakes doing cute things.
I can already see it.
"Anime sucks, it's always about older ladies doing cute things, and it's boring as shit. What happened to the good anime like Erased, Attack on Titan?
You guys have any more like this? Doesn't have to be Baker-sama but just any doujins like this.
I remember there was one with a bookstore owner's daughter and a part time employee but I can't find it.
How can you say you love her if you don't even know her language?
She's my favorite type of girl. It's like her design and personality were catered just to me.
>loli sukumizu Baker-sensei
god bless japan
>falling in love with a character that won't go beyond the first year textbook
This is the cutest meme to come out of Japan in awhile.
>kneeling under your desk and teaching you to concentrate by distracting you with fellatio while you study
What's up with this obsession over a random character from an english textbook? I wonder what the publisher is thinking about the sudden and massive increase in popularity.
>tfw she edges you the entire time until you finish your homework.
Baker-sensei wouldn't like that.
Sounds like a swell idea.
I was on a train ride for the last two days and one person mentioned an american woman that teaches in japan and has a blog where she draws comics about herself and her students.
I thought the two were linked.
I know you're shitposting but the character literally says in the 2nd panel that most anime she likes would be too old or obscure for kids so she says something kids would like.
What's the best way to save a full size image from twitter without manually adding a :orig at the end of the url?
>Most anime I like is too old or obscure for these kids to know except maybe attack on titan
Because you seem to have some deeper understanding of english and the comic can you please explain me why that part does not state she likes attack on titan?
what's your favorite doujin that has cute teachers
Afterschool fun with Baker-sensei.