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Why is Crab the best Monogatari?

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Why is Crab the best Monogatari?
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>>139681992
Crub has the finest pussy so yes
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>>139681992
She isn't, but she's a dream of every loser who can't get a girlfriend. Loving, caring, faithful and fun to be around with.
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How did Crab get associated with reddit?
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>>139681992
she can tolerate you flirting with other girls as long as you keep in mind that you own her and she owns you. literally the best girl you could ever ask for.
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>>139683161
Someone explained it to me once as "reddit is popular, crab is popular, so why not bring the two things together?"
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>faggotgatari
>>>/trash/ where that shit belongs.
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>reddit
How insecure do people have to be about their own gatari-cuck.
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>>139683161
it's a 4chan thing that rose from reddit faggots who wanted to fit in. back then anything that gets popular =/= reddit but when someone who was obviously from reddit came here he would get shunned and shamed to death but nowadays it's not like that. nowadays, anything popular = reddit instantly. didn't you get the memo years ago? you are from reddit aren't you?
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>>139683161
When shitposters needed a new way to denigrate best girl.
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>>139683106

I think that's 99% of all anime girls
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>>139683445
>fun to be around with.
No, that's definitely not 99%.
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>>139681992
PUFFY VULVA
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>implying
ZENBU
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Crab being the best was why I literally couldn't stand any -monogatari besides Bake
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>>139681992

Why does your phone autocorrect "worst" to "best"?
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Crab is eating, don't interfere
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>>139683161
It's literally only one autistic fag spamming that shit
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>>139683161
>How did Crab get associated with reddit?
She's not.
One poor crazy tried to force this shit on /a/ by making "redditgahara" threads but was always reported, banned and removed.

You should report retards who promote that irrelevant website here as well.
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>>139681992
Chiwa Saitou
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She is funny.
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Sorry a chestlet could never be best girl.
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>>139683106
> Loving, caring, faithful and fun to be around with.
>dream of every loser
More like dream of everyone?
Who the fuck dreams of a bitchy, selfish, cheating, dull whore?
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>>139683663
Snake is cuter without snakes.

>>139686012
>chestlet
She's the second biggest gatari girl.
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>>139681992
Not my personal favorite but Senjougahara is up there. It sucks how she's pretty much become a meme and it constantly shat on by those who can't handle the bantz.
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Nice design and personality, but the latter plummeted into irrelevancy after Bake. And she's a literal, walking cuck.
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>>139686222
Aren't we all in some way?
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One anon translated it from Drama CD (I guess)
Another anon made it into webm animation

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pomf.cat/ecyxjd.webm
pomf.cat/afbvau.webm
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>>139686245
Everyone is a cuck deep down inside.
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>>139681992
If she cut those would she die?
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>>139686359
It would be extremely painful for her
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>>139686245
She's the female counterpart of pic related.
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Crab is okay, but monkey is better
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>>139686418
Good tatse, friend.
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>>139686418
>>139686459
Monkey is dumbo jumbo and cannot into MATHEMAGIC
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>>139686188
>forgetting Kiss-Shot
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>>139686459
I'm Monkey here.
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>>139686644

Forget his pleb taste.
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>>139681992
Post clab raughing
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>>139686618
>picking your waifu because of mathemagics
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>>139686188
>forgetting bee
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>>139687058
Bee isn't that big except for that one episode of Koyomimonogatari
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>>139688553
bee is the best sister
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>>139686012
But crab has a nice rack unless you're a faggot.
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Girl likes comfy
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>>139681992
Because gatari fags have shit taste by nature of them liking the show. Of course they worship worst girl
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>>139686618
>implying
monkey is pretty smart anon
She just likes pretending otherwise
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>>139690277
But Crab is the best girl to cheat on, she enjoys it.
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>>139690365
I quite it after the first neko. Is this a real thing or shit posting. The show needs its excuses for fan service so I could see her subtley proxy cucking herself.
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>>139690362
What else is she pretending?
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>>139690497
Kaiki wouldn't do that.
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>>139690523
Monkey is so unsexy
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>>139691383
You gay, son?
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>>139691383
Monkey is literally a sex goddess.
Not an impotent snake tease like some
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>>139691512
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>>139691549
You can find the rest here: https://twitter.com/Mari_navi
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>>139691459
>>139691532
Monkey is disgusting fujoshit and unsexy boy pretender.
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>>139691652
Says an adult vampire spending most of the time as a loli
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>>139691601
I want to eat that cake.
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>>139691729
>spending most of the time as a loli

How is that a bad thing?

Lolis are supreme
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>>139691652
Monkey>all
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>>139691729
If you were an immortal vampire you'd spend most of your time as loli too.
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>>139691999
You know what? You lost your right for a opinion

>>139692055
Why?
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>>139691999
Sexy monkey>flat lolis
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>>139692137
>>139692106
Fujoshit faggots with shit opinions have no right to put their monkey into best girl contests.
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>>139692188
There is no contest, monkey wins
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>>139690441
It's not shitposting. Crab told Arararagi that he can do whatever he wants with other girls but it's okay as long as he loves only her romantically. Cuck always talk like this I swear

Crab won't live forever while Araragi is immortal. He literally can't be monogamous and doesn't intend to.
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>>139684925
Vampires are charming as fug anon, its very hard not to get cucked by one.
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>>139681992
>you can fool around with other girls so long as you still 'love' me
Nah she is the cuck queen.
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>>139692188
>Fujoshit faggots
Not a monkeyfag but what?
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>>139684526
your mom was going to autocorrect you to Dead In Vagina, but she realized it would be more efficient to let you destroy your life yourself
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The scratch! the bass!
the crew is in ya face!
the king of the beat's gonna rock the place!
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>monogatarifags are cuck shitposters
Makes sense since the show is such trash.
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>>139692188
>prefers flat chest child over developed adults
>calls someone else a fujoshit
Ironic
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>>139691729
Here's a better version of that picture.
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>>139692956
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>>139692926
She's perfectly developed sexy lolita.

Monkey is underdeveloped "tomboy"
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>>139692991
>>139692956
Gross.
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>>139693333
>perfectly developed sexy lolita.
>lolita
>developed
>sexy
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>>139693333
>Lolita
>developed

>Assbaru
>underdeveloped
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I didn't realise monogatari threads turned into such memeing trash.
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>>139688553
nise??????
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>>139693459
WHY do they not devote more screen time to this Shinobu?
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>>139681992
Teen Shinobu best gurl
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>>139686418
>>139686459
My niggas.
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>>139694667
She is indeed.
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>>139692626
It is shitposting. Literally only started because of memes.
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>>139694497
Tsuki
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>>139692673
She is undead, a blood sucking undead. Kiss-shot had to have some serious charisma to win him over, after she made him a vampire.
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Your crab legs, sir, just as you ordered.
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>>139695512
Kiss-shot never won him over though. Do you not udnerstand their relationship?
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>>139695833
what is she doing?
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>>139695833
A-anon, what is this!?
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>>139696035
Slut yoga.
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>>139696013
He can tell here to fuck off any time, restoring her to full power and becoming human again, but he doesn't.
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>>139696144
her*
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>>139696035
something she has lots of experience in
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>>139696144
>becoming human again
Doesn't he have to kill her for that? Which is why he can't do it since it's out of character.
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>>139696425
nope, he literally just has to tell her to fuck off. And they restore their connection, after it gets destroyed by Araragi getting nothin personel'd by Gaen.
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Crab is like Felicity on Arrow; everyone on the show discusses how shes the best when in theres actually nothing to back it up. Only difference is Felicity is shit while Crab is okay.
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>>139683106
>Loving, caring, faithful and fun to be around with.
What a cunt.
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>>139681992
She is the most attractive and has the best personality. The real question is why anyone would question her bestness.
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>>139696987
There is also the fact that all the characters are shit on arrow
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>>139696987
I've never seen Arrow, but it's especially annoying with Crab because she's such a shitty person but no one in the show cares and just jerks her off anyway.
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nevermind me just posting best girl
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>>139681992
She isn't

/thread
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She's okay.

She's also overshadowed by 3/4ths of the cast though. It has nothing to do with her having no oddity issues anymore like a lot of people say it does either, Shinobu is 10x better than normal when she's not doing something oddity-related for example.
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>>139696041
You're the one who's doing that pose, you tell me.
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>>139700353
You want some of this?
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don't have any cool kaiki images so I guess loli-trio will take place as best
Do they ever have an arc together again or did they only get that one arc?
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>>139700489
I'm not afraid, she can only beat a malnourished midget that didn't leave her home for two years and still breaks her finger in the process.
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best girl
also best boy
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>>139681992
>>139685103
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>>139681992

crab has crabs
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>>139693333
Wasting quads with shitposts should be a bannable offense
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>>139686418
>>139686459
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real best girl
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>>139691512
>>139691549
>>139691601
How are you supposed to decide between cumming on the cake and eating it?
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Best girl hasn't even been mentioned yet.
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>>139701793
not with that artwork
seriously why do people save this shit? are you fucking blind?
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>>139702139
suck a cock faggot
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>>139701793
This. Supreme taste.
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Snail = Crab > Bat = Monkey > *
Truth
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Best.
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>>139702281
>>139701793
>>139699735
>>139702419
You guys are alright
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>>139702577
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>>139702823
>>139702577
Yotsugi is truly the best monogatari
I wish there were more good doujinshi with her
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>>139703072
>Hitagi is the used goods
Come on, let's be real now
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>>139703418
yeah the dude that shinobu revived did not live long enough to fuck her. instead decided hes walking on sunshine.
crab on the other hand had sex with a older man aka kaiki.
thus old men for money is no longer just for fate/stay it also applys to crab
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>>139700688
Isn't Ougi just crossdressing in Hana like Araragi was doing in Koyomi Reverse? I mean, Hana Ougi has pretty feminine hips
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>>139703682
>literally underage Batfag
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>>139702281
when does snail do this dance?
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>>139703886
>Hana Ougi has pretty feminine hips
I thought this too. It literally felt like she was just taking on a "role" for Kanbaru's sake.
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>>139703999
That's the impression I got as well, though we've been faked out by what Ougi's deal is before (Snail and the darkness) so I'm not sure
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>>139703886
Ougi is an oddity. How you perceive her is entirely up to you.
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>>139701887
You cum on it then eat it dumbass. Why waste precious nutrition?
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>>139704444
Quads have spoken.
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>>139703947
>being 21
>underage
Most of the time the anons that call out shit like that anon are underage them self.
Also no man would kill him self after sex with Under Blade. thus meaning no sex was had.
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>>139705184
>Most of the time
Not this time. So much for that, huh?
>attempting to determine if Bat had actual sex for the sake of purityfaggotry
What is this contrived bullshit? I take that back, man-child seems to be a more accurate descriptor.
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>>139703682
>>139703072
Is this more falseflagging? Nobody can be this retarded and be so new.
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>>139705776
>that Sodachi
I need to see this animated.
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>>139705776
Spin-off series featuring Alalagi slowly healing Sodachi over time while struggling through all the inevitable hatesex along the way when?
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>>139705510
Welcome to /a/ newfag
99% of /a/ are purityfags
1% are cucks and newfags like you
>>139705510
>>139705776
>mathfag samefagging
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>>139705776
Every monogatari character has something that can be wrongly viewed as them being used goods. Except snail.
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Arararagi would literally be able to fuck every single one of the girls and Crab would be like, "well as long as you love me".

Supreme Cuck Queen.
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>>139706042
You mean Supreme Girlfriend Material right ?

She is okay with it as long as you love her the most, and would probably joins you if it's with someone she likes like Monkey or Cat.
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>>139703072
Batfag calling others used goods
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>>139706042
>being this retarded
Crab would kill him. She said he could only flirt with other girls.
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>>139706042
>would literally be able to fuck
Nah, sex is where she draws the line. She gets off on him getting intimate with other girls and other girls lusting over him, as long as he doesn't cross that line.

With that in mind she sort of treats Kanbaru like shit really.
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>>139706042
Why do people keep calling girls cucks? Girls cannot be cucks. It undercuts the entire meaning of the word. A girl with a philandering partner is simply a First Wife or something to that effect.
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>>139706185
So Arararagi is allowed to have all the mistresses he wants, including the holy trifecta of lolis.

Nice.
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>>139706185
Because it's a cancerous forced meme anon. Everyone knows monogatari has multiple harems all interlinked.
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>>139705951
>being this butthurt
>accuse samefagging because running out of ideas
Keep at it, it's pretty amusing. Also jokes on you, I'm actually a Catfag.
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>>139705951
Damn how new can you be.
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>>139705913
>Spin-off series featuring Alalagi slowly healing Sodachi over time
That would be really cute.

>while struggling through all the inevitable hatesex along the way
Holy fuck my dick. That escalated quickly.
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>>139706275
>literally having raped goods
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>>139705951
>99% of /a/ are purityfags
Wait does someone actually think this?
Because it's blatantly untrue.
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>>139706275
cat was raped by her father in law
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>>139706640
prove it
>>139706683
3dpd
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>>139706185
Because girls can be cucks you ignorant nigger. They're called cuckqueans.
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>>139706561
>implying
>still insisting on being a purityfag over this shit

I still don't understand how you can insist on this while being a Batfag. It must help to live in a state of delusion.

>>139706732
Samefag or I'm lucky enough to come across twice the faggotry.
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>>139706787
that is 4chan shit. I have NEVER seen that shit anywhere else. get out
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>>139706914
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckquean

off yourself faggot
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>>139706893
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>>139706683
>waiting for her to get naked
>she doesn't
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>>139707070
So twice the faggotry then? Thanks for confirming.
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>>139706683
MODS
THAT'S DISGUSTING
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>>139706776
>C.Cfags
>Batfags
It's not difficult.
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>>139706152
Which is the main reason I dislike crab

Monkey deserves better than that shit
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This thread confirms that batfags are just as bad as snakefags.
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>>139707289
first you have to prove batfags are cucks
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>>139707329
I feel like it's just falseflagging & shitposting. After Koyomi ended, the threads all together nosedived.
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>>139707376
Kill yourself already you fucking moron. Why do you keep typing like an underage retard?
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>>139686191
I want to smell her socks.
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>>139707521
Why do I not use capitalization or punctuation?
because you are not worth me using it.
Now prove batfags are cucks or kill your self.
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>>139686191
>who can't handle the bantz.
I thought people found her boring precisely because every other character has better banter with the MC than she does
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>>139683161
One guy called her redditghara one day
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>>139707017
These meme words, jesus.
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orange mint is best op
snake is shit
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>>139706683
You have violated a sacred rule anon. I hope you're ready for what comes next.
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>>139707963
Why are you talking to a crater?
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>>139707774
Yeah. After Bake she's irrelevant and a doormat, what bantz?
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>>139708330
Even during Bake, as far as I can tell people generally seem to agree that his meetings with Hachikuji as well as the stuff with Kanbaru in Nadeko Snake (which ended up being more of a Kanbaru arc than the Nadeko one somehow) were more memorable
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>>139708330
She got some with Sodachi on Sodachi Lost commentaries.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459485762094.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459489891344.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459490313793.webm
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>>139681992
Honestly Senjogahara is really good, but it's just that Hanekawa is the best. Honestly it's not her fault, it's just that nobody can compare to the girl named Hanekawa Tsubasa.
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>>139708567
everyone has bantz in the commentary tracks, that's all they consist of
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>>139708665
Black Hanekawa is built for sex.
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>>139708756
It's time to stop posting Araragi
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>>139709153
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>>139709153
Meant for >>139708665
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>>139709286
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>>139706042
She's a cunt without pride after all
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Waifufagging aside, I don't think one can say that Crab is the main girl of Monogatari.
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>>139709498
No one is.
She was the main girl of Bake though.
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>>139709498
I feel like monkey and bat become the main girls as the series goes on
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When did monogatari threads turn this full of shitposting?
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>>139709498
Hanekawa and Shinobu are the most important
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>>139691383
I will kill everything you love
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Snail best girl.
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>>139704444
>>>/fit/
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in my professional opinion monkey is cute
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>>139697102
>best personality
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>>139713355
Araragi seems to agree, atleast within the frame of the story he calls her cute more often than he does to any other girl
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>>139714638
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>>139713355
pedo creep
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>>139681992
Based on this picture, she's the kind who would suck a mean dick but keep pausing to tease you and forbid you to blow your load while she swirls her tongue around it. Right?
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>>139714638
These nonces deserve each other
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>>139714887
Yes she is.
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>>139702823
I don't understand why this show is such a cocktease with upskirts when they displayed Kanbaru's bare ass.
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>>139715475
In Yotsugi's case you can shrug it off as them not wanting to show what her panties look like I guess, following that scene in Tsuki
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>>139715602
There was also a scene with Hachikuji and maybe it was a similar reason or maybe underageb&.
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>>139714638
Under what circumstances would you say she's cutest though?
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>>139714744
its canon
its undebateable
kanbaru is cute
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>>139716416
Everyone knows this.
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>>139717417
is she trying to steal the cuteness from her blood
also best pairing
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>>139717534
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>>139717534
Kanbaru is the one who leeches cuteness from Shinobu.
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>>139715758
When Sodachi isn't blushing or teaching math. In those circumstances monkey is just second.
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>>139717770
That's dirty batfag propaganda.
Monkey is made of pure cuteness, the reason this show has so many cute girls is because she attracts them, like gravity.
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>>139717991
what is the appeal of math?
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All girls are best girls except for Snake! Some girls are just more best than other girls.

The only exception to this rule is, of course, Kaiki Deishu. Kaiki cannot be rated among these girls because he is bestest best girl by default.

I prefer qt3.14 vamp loli waifu and all of her forms. I used to hate Crab with the burning passion of a hypernova, but catching up on the show recently has softened me. She was pure garbage from the very start, but somehow got better out of nowhere. Now everything is perfectly okay!

Sodachi was batshit nuts but I loved her for some reason. I wish we'd gotten to see more smiles from her.
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>>139718394
It's the most beautiful and purest of all areas of study.
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>>139717991
For a malnourished abused chick who's always angry, Sodachi is cute enough. I'm sure she'll grow into a fine young woman after Nisio decides to heal her yeah, never
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>>139718493
It's okay, just wait for her hair cut. :^)
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>>139718457
upvoted, reblogged, and subscribed
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>>139718554
Make sure to like and favorite, faggot.
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>>139718530
She will get middle length hair after the character development to contrast with the short hair parallel in which she is saved 6 years earlier.
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>>139718457
this nigga gets it
solid taste all around
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>>139709498
Nisio still does, for some reason.
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>>139719580
Does where?
Main girl doesn't mean fucks main guy.
It means female main character.
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>>139719580
>Nisio still does
How? She hasn't been relevant for ages.
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>>139719854
Female main character is Shinobu.
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>>139719580
We're talking about Crab, not Cat
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>>139681992
This is the best girl.
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>>139681992
Kaiki Deishu best one
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>>139681992
Crab is slut
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>>139686418
>>139686459
Monkey disgusts me. Ugly design, lesbo, and monkeys are my least favorite animals.
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>>139720140
How does it feel being a full fledged faggot?
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Since Cat is Nisio's waifu is that the reason for her not ending up with Arararararagi?

These are the questions that keep me awake.
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>>139720116
Crab is /A E S T H E T I C/
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>>139720223
because Cat is too good for Araragi
that's the in-canon reason, it's a level of waifuism higher than the one that you're talking about
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>>139720205
Ironic coming from someone who likes an ugly boy.
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Drunk post monogatari with me.

物語は酔うポストをしてくれ。
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>>139720352
>Ugly boy.
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>>139683161
You know how you used to see posts like "upvoted" and other reddit terms, but how absolutely nobody takes the bait at all ever even after shitposting it for months on end? It's like that.
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what and when is the next series
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薄気味悪い!
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>>139720501
sometime next year I guess
the Kizu movies will all be inbetween now and then
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>>139720352
>not being gay for this
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>>139720473
All Shinobus are best girls.
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>>139720473
what the fuck is that in the lower middle?
batfags are disgusting
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>>139717646
>unwrapped left arm
Thanks Shaft
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>>139720701
Let's see you draw better in paint. Go on ahead, anon, post it in the thread and prove yourself to everyone that you're the pure monogatari lover.

Everyone knows I'm a crab-faggot anyway.
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>>139720473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8VZS61fAYM
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>>139720701
Sometimes fanart is wonky. This is what spookyfags have to deal with.
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>>139720328
Nisio is the ultimate Catfag.
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>>139720798
I wasn't referring to the terrible art, that I incidentally could do better than, but the fucking toddler.
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>>139720839
I like the ones where Koyomi is suddenly huge for some reason
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>>139720885
It's supposed to be her Kizu form.
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>>139720899
She's not loli enough for the lolifags who want a spookster loli I guess.
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>>139720885
What? I can't hear everything that you're saying. You want to do the fucking toddler? Well why didn't you just say so.
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>>139720885
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>>139720885
忍野をやる
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>>139720912
Man. That image is blurry as shit and I can't find a better one. You'd think there would be official digital versions of that promo art by now.
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>>139720140
>lesbo
he fell for the meme
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I would accept Senjougahara stapling my dick.

私のちんこは戦場ヶ原からステープルするを受け。
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>>139721736
What about stepping on your dick?
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>>139721736
Hell Yeah Fucking Right
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>>139721840
>>139721891
here, have this gahara as I force myself to leave since my drunk posting has resulted in me replying to my own post instead of yours.
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this thread started with lewd, it will end with lewd.
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>>139722036
>>139721736
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After finishing Hitagi End I can understand why everybody says Kaiki is best, too bad he's dead or extremely concussed.
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>>139722499
he got better
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>>139722499
He's fine. Either that or he's a zombie, but he's the picture of health.
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>>139692626
>Araragi is immortal.
No he's not.
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>>139722902
>babby's first day with monogatari
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>>139723085
>greentexting when proven wrong

faggot
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>>139723588
qt
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>>139726694
I wish Shaft didn't reduce her breasts when she was wearing her pajama.
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>>139681992
Because that's just your opinion and you're entitled to it. You still have shit taste though.
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>>139726968
those are obviously padded
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>>139727221
you have shit taste too
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>>139727236
Did she apply some curves transformation techniques in her OP as well?
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>>139727396
Yes. It looks like she turned her B spline into a D spline for the OP.
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BLUE CRAB CAKES
>>
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>>139727701
She's been padding them since she was a kid then, but maybe it was all part of her kissing up to shota Araragi.
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>>139686276
>oh no you 404'd!
Fuck, pomf failed me. Was it the sodachi comment track posted ITT or a entirely different thing?
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>>139728472
You need to put 'a.' in front of the url.
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>>139681992
she had a fucked up belly button
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>>139706893
Didn't crab fuck her raw for 20 minutes in the shower?
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>>139728956
wouldn't it be the other way around?
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>>139727929
She knew how to look sexy for daddy.
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>>139706131
This Ougi looks much more mysterious than the spoopy from anime.
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>>139729524
She didn't do a good job if he left her until she was a sexy 18 year old
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>>139708756
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>>139730036
Sodachi got her nightly pummeling sessions until her mom got custody.
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>>139730670
It's not like her mother wanted the custody though, and the food service she got wasn't even good since she didn't even eat anything for two year.
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>>139681992
I like everyone a lot but I'm personally a Monkey kinda guy.
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>>139718457
>implying Oshino isn't nearly as best as Kaiki
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>>139688553
>that one episode
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>this monkey hate

I didn't come here to see shit taste
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>>139681992
Because super tsun
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>>139683106
/a/ more like fucking g/a/y 'cause that's what you are nigga
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>>139719854
>>139719861
Late, but Nisio still has characters describe her as the "main heroine" in the novels and commentaries. I don't think it makes sense either.
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when is the fucking kizu bd
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>>139735432
There is no monkey hate, only monkey love in denial
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>>139739097
>monogatari
>characters ever saying the truth

is this your first rodeo anon?
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>>139740393
Why is she so perfect ?
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>>139740829
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>>139740829

She is retarded
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>>139740877
do not slander the monkey
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EDs > OPs
Kimi no Shiranai Monogatari best ED. Border is a close second.
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>>139742094
Is The Last Day of My Adolescence an OP or ED?
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>>139742177
OP.
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>>139742233
But it aired with it playing at the end, and I liked it better that way.
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>>139742286
I don't. I prefer it as a huge heap of foreshadowing, the way it was drsigned to be.
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>>139742507
Huge heap of spoilers maybe.
It was better as an alternative what if after the end
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>>139683106
>faithful
lul
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hanekawa is the only good monogatari
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>>139743431
hanekawa is shit tier monogatari girl
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This thread needs more bird. She might not be best but I don't think anyone will say she a shit.
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Crab 4th best gatatari abuse
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>>139743431
Hanekawa is literally shit anytime that she's not black Hanekawa
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>>139745870
>this
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So I just got back from work.

Time to try and improve this irredeemably crap thread by posting some actual best girl
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What's your favorite classical music /a/?

This will be in the background while I post today!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyknBTm_YyM
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FUck work, I wish I could be home posting snake all day
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My favorite is moneky but I agree that all Monogatari girls are great.
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>>139683161
She's the most safe choice among normalfags and people who self insert, like people who always go with the default, and people that will like something just because other people say it's popular

Mainly the sheep mentality of people who browse on Reddit

I can respect just about every gatarifags but crabfags. All other characters have sides to them that widely differs that which just meets the eye, but Crab is as boring as they come. People that waifu Crab are as boring as they come.

There is nothing more generic, normal and bland than being a Crabfag. And of course there is nothing more generic, normal and bland than being a redditer.
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>>139748196
>people like crab because she's popular
>projecting and bullshitting this hard
You can say the exact same bullshit about any character in Monogatari you shitposter and it would still be wrong.
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>>139702281
not the same, not authentic without 'what song is this' message and the webm tunes
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>>139744629
Bird is somewhat a shit.
She's a temperamental hothead who always wants things her way
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>>139749110
stop
responding
It's literally one
o
n
e
autist trying to force this shitty meme for 6 months
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>>139747371
>>139747747
>>139747558
>snakeposters
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>>139749786
It's an acquired and refined taste, I could not possibly expect manchildren like you to ever like her
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>>139750138
Yeah m8, definitely, post snake tracks along with the classic, please.
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>>139750138
>Liking a literally retarded girl
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>>139681992

crab is just the mary sue of the show. rrg has a problem? good thing crab can just fix it. that and she holds back the harem from really coming to fruition.

>sorry I can't love you because I have senjougahara
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>>139748196
I can see what crabfags like, it's snakefags that make no sense.
Yandere a shit and snake is insufferable
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Can we all just agree that bat gatari is best gatari.
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I like the vast majority of gataris a lot.
Senjou is great because she's perfect wife material and is definitely a switch in bed, plus she'd make you do weird shit like eat rice off her foot after relaxing in a hotspring and that's hot.

Monkey is a true bro, adorable as hell, and has one of the most perfect bodies in the entire series.

Bat is bat. You don't belong on /a/ if you don't like the idea of a loli vampire living in your shadow who bullies you but also loves you.

I used to hate cat a lot in the earlier arcs, but by the time white-stripe hair comes along I liked her a lot more. I still like black cat more though.

Snail is snail. Do not sexualize snail for any purposes other then bullying her.

Snake is completely insane but I love her, she'd be a great fuck but the month long after care wouldn't be worth it.

I want Yotsugi to give me her mark and keep me safe with her foot.

Bee is the most unappreciated. She deserves 1000% more screentime and is best end for Araragi.

Phoenix can come too, but she needs to learn.
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>>139750138
I wasn't being sarcastic, start whenever you're ready
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>>139751912

It's fucking all in one: loli, teenager, adult woman
AND most of all is not retarded like monkey or snake.
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>>139750138
Snake is a realistic depiction of a distributed 14 year old girl
Which makes her a shit.

Why would anyone want that?
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>>139752196
She literally caters to everyones taste. I wouldn't give a fuck if she becomes some sort of FB maymay or the tumblr cover girl. I'm just gonna suck it up because I know that no one can resist perfect Bat best gatari.
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>>139751912
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>>139751912
yes
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>>139681992
>Vagina
Ewwww

but her femdom qualities are quite good for sure.
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>>139752196
> monkey
>retarded
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>>139736044
>>139751912
>>139720961
>>139720999
>>139720473
>>139703418
>>139691652

I really really want to pat_ her!!
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>>139748196
t. nigger
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>>139753758
Some batfags get swept up by the mood and go full retard.

>>139752691 is already happening.
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>>139754418
>implying you use tumblr and FB
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>>139681992
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>>139681992
Senjugashit

>best girl

please.
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>>139681992
>that'll never sit on your face

JUST JIBUN WA KOROSE
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Kizu has some of the best smug bat in the entire series. I need these BDs.
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>>139752534
Are you listening to yourself?

Why would anyone on /a/ NOT want that?
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>>139759084

>toxic as fuck with mental problems

appealing as fuck
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>>139759084
>wanting an actual 3DPD with mental problems
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>>139758208
cute
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>>139760131
Yet, she is? Is the implication here that we only desire anime girls because they are shallow vapid and perfect?

They are just deep enough to arouse our interest, beautiful or physically attractive in a way, flawed in a ''flawless'' way, but that they may never take a life of their own lest they mimic the ''3DPD'' girls you so fear.

You do not love anime girls, you simply wish for convenience, you call those girls you love even though you fear their complexity, there is no difference between 3D and 2D to you, only that 3D is more complex.
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>>139708567 Sorry if this is a question that has been answered many times already, but where can I find the commentaries in English?
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>>139683663
>Liking a psycho.
How about no.
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>>139681992
http://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-news/2016/04/07-1/bakemonogatari-light-novel-makes-it-into-college-syllabus
Holy shit
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>>139761236
It's a pretty good choice for a basic literature curriculum. It uses a good variety of literature techniques, is contemporary and interesting, and has characters that most students are capable of relating to.
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>>139681992
>Crab
>best
shes really good but not best
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>>139760795
They are not shallow, vapid and perfect.
The point is that snake is an egocentric and selfish brat. Who the fuck would want that? Real life early teen girls are insufferable. The reason 2D if better is because they said more mature personalities into them. Actual teenagers are fucking terrible hormonal idiots.
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>>139706275
___best___
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>>139761236
interesting
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>>139756098
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>>139761039
Only those three parts were translated a few days ago in a shinobu thread. The only actually translated commentary available is for bakemonogatari.
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I want everyone to hate crab
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>>139756098
>paying $180 for 3 hours of content
Goddamn Jap kikes
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