it's a 4chan thing that rose from reddit faggots who wanted to fit in. back then anything that gets popular =/= reddit but when someone who was obviously from reddit came here he would get shunned and shamed to death but nowadays it's not like that. nowadays, anything popular = reddit instantly. didn't you get the memo years ago? you are from reddit aren't you?
Crab being the best was why I literally couldn't stand any -monogatari besides Bake
>How did Crab get associated with reddit?
One poor crazy tried to force this shit on /a/ by making "redditgahara" threads but was always reported, banned and removed.
You should report retards who promote that irrelevant website here as well.
Not my personal favorite but Senjougahara is up there. It sucks how she's pretty much become a meme and it constantly shat on by those who can't handle the bantz.
One anon translated it from Drama CD (I guess)
Another anon made it into webm animation
Everyone is a cuck deep down inside.
She's the female counterpart of pic related.
Monkey is dumbo jumbo and cannot into MATHEMAGIC
Bee isn't that big except for that one episode of Koyomimonogatari
monkey is pretty smart anon
She just likes pretending otherwise
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Monkey is disgusting fujoshit and unsexy boy pretender.
Says an adult vampire spending most of the time as a loli
I want to eat that cake.
You know what? You lost your right for a opinion
Fujoshit faggots with shit opinions have no right to put their monkey into best girl contests.
It's not shitposting. Crab told Arararagi that he can do whatever he wants with other girls but it's okay as long as he loves only her romantically.
Cuck always talk like this I swear
Crab won't live forever while Araragi is immortal. He literally can't be monogamous and doesn't intend to.
The scratch! the bass!
the crew is in ya face!
the king of the beat's gonna rock the place!
Here's a better version of that picture.
>perfectly developed sexy lolita.
She is undead, a blood sucking undead. Kiss-shot had to have some serious charisma to win him over, after she made him a vampire.
Your crab legs, sir, just as you ordered.
Kiss-shot never won him over though. Do you not udnerstand their relationship?
She's also overshadowed by 3/4ths of the cast though. It has nothing to do with her having no oddity issues anymore like a lot of people say it does either, Shinobu is 10x better than normal when she's not doing something oddity-related for example.
don't have any cool kaiki images so I guess loli-trio will take place as best
Do they ever have an arc together again or did they only get that one arc?
I'm not afraid, she can only beat a malnourished midget that didn't leave her home for two years and still breaks her finger in the process.
How are you supposed to decide between cumming on the cake and eating it?
not with that artwork
seriously why do people save this shit? are you fucking blind?
You guys are alright
>Hitagi is the used goods
Come on, let's be real now
yeah the dude that shinobu revived did not live long enough to fuck her. instead decided hes walking on sunshine.
crab on the other hand had sex with a older man aka kaiki.
thus old men for money is no longer just for fate/stay it also applys to crab
Isn't Ougi just crossdressing in Hana like Araragi was doing in Koyomi Reverse? I mean, Hana Ougi has pretty feminine hips
You cum on it then eat it dumbass. Why waste precious nutrition?
Most of the time the anons that call out shit like that anon are underage them self.
Also no man would kill him self after sex with Under Blade. thus meaning no sex was had.
>Most of the time
Not this time. So much for that, huh?
>attempting to determine if Bat had actual sex for the sake of purityfaggotry
What is this contrived bullshit? I take that back, man-child seems to be a more accurate descriptor.
Is this more falseflagging? Nobody can be this retarded and be so new.
Spin-off series featuring Alalagi slowly healing Sodachi over time while struggling through all the inevitable hatesex along the way when?
Every monogatari character has something that can be wrongly viewed as them being used goods. Except snail.
You mean Supreme Girlfriend Material right ?
She is okay with it as long as you love her the most, and would probably joins you if it's with someone she likes like Monkey or Cat.
>being this retarded
Crab would kill him. She said he could only flirt with other girls.
>would literally be able to fuck
Nah, sex is where she draws the line. She gets off on him getting intimate with other girls and other girls lusting over him, as long as he doesn't cross that line.
With that in mind she sort of treats Kanbaru like shit really.
Why do people keep calling girls cucks? Girls cannot be cucks. It undercuts the entire meaning of the word. A girl with a philandering partner is simply a First Wife or something to that effect.
>being this butthurt
>accuse samefagging because running out of ideas
Keep at it, it's pretty amusing. Also jokes on you,
I'm actually a Catfag.
>Spin-off series featuring Alalagi slowly healing Sodachi over time
That would be really cute.
>while struggling through all the inevitable hatesex along the way
Holy fuck my dick. That escalated quickly.
>still insisting on being a purityfag over this shit
I still don't understand how you can insist on this while being a Batfag. It must help to live in a state of delusion.
Samefag or I'm lucky enough to come across twice the faggotry.
So twice the faggotry then? Thanks for confirming.
You have violated a sacred rule anon. I hope you're ready for what comes next.
Even during Bake, as far as I can tell people generally seem to agree that his meetings with Hachikuji as well as the stuff with Kanbaru in Nadeko Snake (which ended up being more of a Kanbaru arc than the Nadeko one somehow) were more memorable
She got some with Sodachi on Sodachi Lost commentaries.
Honestly Senjogahara is really good, but it's just that Hanekawa is the best. Honestly it's not her fault, it's just that nobody can compare to the girl named Hanekawa Tsubasa.
Araragi seems to agree, atleast within the frame of the story he calls her cute more often than he does to any other girl
Under what circumstances would you say she's cutest though?
kanbaru is cute
is she trying to steal the cuteness from her blood
also best pairing
Kanbaru is the one who leeches cuteness from Shinobu.
When Sodachi isn't blushing or teaching math. In those circumstances monkey is just second.
That's dirty batfag propaganda.
Monkey is made of pure cuteness, the reason this show has so many cute girls is because she attracts them, like gravity.
All girls are best girls except for Snake! Some girls are just more best than other girls.
The only exception to this rule is, of course, Kaiki Deishu. Kaiki cannot be rated among these girls because he is bestest best girl by default.
I prefer qt3.14 vamp loli waifu and all of her forms. I used to hate Crab with the burning passion of a hypernova, but catching up on the show recently has softened me. She was pure garbage from the very start, but somehow got better out of nowhere. Now everything is perfectly okay!
Sodachi was batshit nuts but I loved her for some reason. I wish we'd gotten to see more smiles from her.
It's the most beautiful and purest of all areas of study.
She will get middle length hair after the character development to contrast with the short hair parallel in which she is saved 6 years earlier.
Kaiki Deishu best one
How does it feel being a full fledged faggot?
Drunk post monogatari with me.
You know how you used to see posts like "upvoted" and other reddit terms, but how absolutely nobody takes the bait at all ever even after shitposting it for months on end? It's like that.
Let's see you draw better in paint. Go on ahead, anon, post it in the thread and prove yourself to everyone that you're the pure monogatari lover.
Everyone knows I'm a crab-faggot anyway.
Sometimes fanart is wonky. This is what spookyfags have to deal with.
I like the ones where Koyomi is suddenly huge for some reason
It's supposed to be her Kizu form.
What? I can't hear everything that you're saying. You want to do the fucking toddler? Well why didn't you just say so.
I would accept Senjougahara stapling my dick.
here, have this gahara as I force myself to leave since my drunk posting has resulted in me replying to my own post instead of yours.
this thread started with lewd, it will end with lewd.
I wish Shaft didn't reduce her breasts when she was wearing her pajama.
Did she apply some curves transformation techniques in her OP as well?
She's been padding them since she was a kid then, but maybe it was all part of her kissing up to shota Araragi.
She didn't do a good job if he left her
until she was a sexy 18 year old
It's not like her mother wanted the custody though, and the food service she got wasn't even good since she didn't even eat anything for two year.
I like everyone a lot but I'm personally a Monkey kinda guy.
>implying Oshino isn't nearly as best as Kaiki
>this monkey hate
I didn't come here to see shit taste
There is no monkey hate, only monkey love in denial
So I just got back from work.
Time to try and improve this irredeemably crap thread by posting some actual best girl
What's your favorite classical music /a/?
This will be in the background while I post today!
FUck work, I wish I could be home posting snake all day
She's the most safe choice among normalfags and people who self insert, like people who always go with the default, and people that will like something just because other people say it's popular
Mainly the sheep mentality of people who browse on Reddit
I can respect just about every gatarifags but crabfags. All other characters have sides to them that widely differs that which just meets the eye, but Crab is as boring as they come. People that waifu Crab are as boring as they come.
There is nothing more generic, normal and bland than being a Crabfag. And of course there is nothing more generic, normal and bland than being a redditer.
>people like crab because she's popular
>projecting and bullshitting this hard
You can say the exact same bullshit about any character in Monogatari you shitposter and it would still be wrong.
It's an acquired and refined taste, I could not possibly expect manchildren like you to ever like her
crab is just the mary sue of the show. rrg has a problem? good thing crab can just fix it. that and she holds back the harem from really coming to fruition.
>sorry I can't love you because I have senjougahara
Can we all just agree that bat gatari is best gatari.
I like the vast majority of gataris a lot.
Senjou is great because she's perfect wife material and is definitely a switch in bed, plus she'd make you do weird shit like eat rice off her foot after relaxing in a hotspring and that's hot.
Monkey is a true bro, adorable as hell, and has one of the most perfect bodies in the entire series.
Bat is bat. You don't belong on /a/ if you don't like the idea of a loli vampire living in your shadow who bullies you but also loves you.
I used to hate cat a lot in the earlier arcs, but by the time white-stripe hair comes along I liked her a lot more. I still like black cat more though.
Snail is snail. Do not sexualize snail for any purposes other then bullying her.
Snake is completely insane but I love her, she'd be a great fuck but the month long after care wouldn't be worth it.
I want Yotsugi to give me her mark and keep me safe with her foot.
Bee is the most unappreciated. She deserves 1000% more screentime and is best end for Araragi.
Phoenix can come too, but she needs to learn.
She literally caters to everyones taste. I wouldn't give a fuck if she becomes some sort of FB maymay or the tumblr cover girl. I'm just gonna suck it up because I know that no one can resist perfect Bat best gatari.
Some batfags get swept up by the mood and go full retard.
>>139752691 is already happening.
Kizu has some of the best smug bat in the entire series. I need these BDs.
Are you listening to yourself?
Why would anyone on /a/ NOT want that?
>toxic as fuck with mental problems
appealing as fuck
Yet, she is? Is the implication here that we only desire anime girls because they are shallow vapid and perfect?
They are just deep enough to arouse our interest, beautiful or physically attractive in a way, flawed in a ''flawless'' way, but that they may never take a life of their own lest they mimic the ''3DPD'' girls you so fear.
You do not love anime girls, you simply wish for convenience, you call those girls you love even though you fear their complexity, there is no difference between 3D and 2D to you, only that 3D is more complex.
It's a pretty good choice for a basic literature curriculum. It uses a good variety of literature techniques, is contemporary and interesting, and has characters that most students are capable of relating to.
shes really good but not best
They are not shallow, vapid and perfect.
The point is that snake is an egocentric and selfish brat. Who the fuck would want that? Real life early teen girls are insufferable. The reason 2D if better is because they said more mature personalities into them. Actual teenagers are fucking terrible hormonal idiots.
Only those three parts were translated a few days ago in a shinobu thread. The only actually translated commentary available is for bakemonogatari.