This is my waifu, there are many like her, but this one is mine.
My waifu is my best friend. She is my life. I must master her as I must master my life.
Without me my waifu is useless. Without my waifu I am useless.I must fire my waifu true. I must shoot straighter than the enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will..
This is my waifu.
There are many like her, but this one is Mine.
Yes, she is. Absolutely the best girl of this show.