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Let's learn english.
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>>139653464
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>>139653485
Damn Ken.
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>>139653539
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>>139653663
NTR IN LEARNING BOOKS!
Now I have seen everything.
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>>139653663
why is this allowed?
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>>139653873
It was just a misunderstanding.
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I don't remember my English school books being full of soap opera drama.
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Whats with this shitty low tier engrish? My books were much more complicated when I attended 7th year
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>>139653539
>>139653663
Nooo
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>>139653485
>>139653539
What about the English on these pages?
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>>139653663
Fucking Lucy has a loosey pussy.
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>>139653663
POST THE CONTINUATION OF THIS NOW I AM SO ANGRY.
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>>139653663
WHAT DOES SHE HAVE AAAHHH I NEED TO KNOW
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>>139653485
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I'm sick of that harem shit.
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>>139653539
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>>139654474
>Childhood friend losing
EVERY TIME
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>>139654809
D-Did Yumi kill herself?
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>Lucy promoted
>Yumi fired

How is the mustard race pushing their bullshit even in Japanese textbooks? That said, Lucy is smokin'.
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>>139653663
>I have
I have what? What does she have? The suspense is killing me
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>>139654760
>>139654857
Oh, wait. That's "tired".

Even so, don't give up, Yumi. Don't let the mustard race walk all over you.
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>>139654768
>>139654838
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>>139654809
>you really don't know how women feel
>explain further
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>>139654933
Is that NTR?
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>>139654768
This time it's her own fault for never telling him she liked him.
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this is just like my Japanese anime
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>>139654933
>I've been a
BIIIIIITCH
YOU'VE BEEN A BITCH!
RETURN HIS PHONE CALLS!
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>>139654933
Yumi's a teacher, cute.
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anime adaptation when?
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This isn't going to turn out like WA2, is it?
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>>139655022
I bet she fucks the janitor.
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Doujins when?
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>>139655164
I bet you're a bitch
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>>139655246
SHOTS FIRED
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>>139655018
She's been busy! Don't bully Yumi!
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>>139655246
Yumi a shit.
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>TOP TIER
LUCY

>MID TIER
MIKE

>SHIT TIER
YUMI
KEN
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>>139655305
>playing futas
Woah
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>origami soccer uniform
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>>139655339
Fight me loosy poosy Faggot
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>>139653663
Wow.
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>>139653464

cawfee
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>>139655413
is that a keit-ai poster
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>>139655413
How does that even work.
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>>139655413
>origami soccer uniform
What the flying fuck?
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KenxYumi
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>>139655413
>origami soccer uniform
HOW AND WHY?
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>>139655433
Anytime, you emasculated freak.
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>>139655589
Lucy fags BTFO
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>>139655608
Oh I'm the emasculated one
Lucy can't start her day without at least 10 dicks in her mouth
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>>139655717
Lucy a slut.
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>>139655717
So does Lucy want his dick or not?
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>>139655770
Lucy wants all the dicks
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>>139655717
Lucy needs to fuck off back to New York.
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>>139655717
God damn Lucy just walk around with a vibrator if you're that horny.
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>>139653979
I've had a few, but I can't remember what they were about for the life of me

They were usually only long paragraphs about drama or history or SoL meant for reading comprehension. My French books also had something similar, but it was really low key multicult propaganda
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>>139655770
I don't think so, she's just outgoing and flirtatious. She knows Yumi likes Ken.
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>>139655849
>when things are tough, that's when you have to smile
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>>139655849
>Lucy is the osananajimi

My loyalties are divided.
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>>139655889
It's true.
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>>139655849
>Lucy is actually the childhood friend
Shoot
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>>139655770
It's like she's trying to help them, but is conflicted by her lust for the D. Probably wants a threesome or something.
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>>139655413
Woah, can some drawfag do this? An origami soccer uniform!
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>>139655920
It's a double.
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>>139655934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0PyOPEy6cE
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>>139655934
This is a job for /po/
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>>139655934
Yumi because he was in Japan before he came over to the state.
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This is a more riveting and mature plot than in your usual anime. The characters are all working adults, too.
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>>139655934
Why does everyone think this is so funny? It seems simple to me.
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>>139655969
was meant for this >>139655920
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>>139655963
>hey guys
Should have expected that.
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>>139655984
Because the first time I read that I thought of an actual, human sized soccer uniform made out of paper.
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>>139655934
I want the person with the origami soccer uniform to fall in water, have it fall apart, and go kyaa
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>>139655934
I want to fuck a girl wearing an origami soccer uniform
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>>139655984
Admittedly I was more imagining a life-sized uniform rather than y'know, the more realistic version.
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Let's get the story straight.

Because Yumi didn't recognize the boy in the photo at a glance, we can assume that it is from when Ken was younger and before they met in junior high. This means that Lucy met Ken first when he was in the US, presumably in elementary school. At some point Ken left for the US for work, maybe meeting Mike and Lucy again. Mike and Lucy move to Japan work work. Then, near the beginning, Ken is transferred back to Japan.
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>>139655849
Yumi is so cute
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>>139655807
>americans
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WHAT HAPPENED IN THE END? WHO'S KEKED?!
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anime when
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Full scans when?
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>>139656306
freckled mike obviously
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>>139653485
>>139653539
>>139653663
What a wild fucking ride
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>>139655849
Yumi is cute
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>>139656306
Both girls since Mike and Ken are gay.
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>>139653464
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=56215064

More like "New Whore-izon" amirite?
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>>139655849
Yumi is very cute
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>>139656452
This is the only acceptable end
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>>139656510
>tfw no AR japanese textbook to study moon
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>>139656510
I think Lucy drank too much.
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>>139656510
where the fuck is my anime themed AR Japanese grammar guide?

I fucking hate tae kim and anki give me this shit instead plz.
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>>139656510
HOLY FUCK THAT'S A NINJA
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>>139656510
>hold one's liquor
>酒が強い
Huh, that's good to know, I guess.
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I found best girl.
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>>139656664
SOMEBODY CALL NINJA SLAYER
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>>139656664
The plot thickens
I hope the ninja has big boobs
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>>139656695
YEEEARG
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>>139656695
YEEEEART
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>>139656687
Why even bother taking Lucy's route when you can go for onee-san instead
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>>139656687
give me the cake
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>>139656687
>2 weebs and a TRUMP
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>>139655889
Love can be so painful.
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What's really surprising me is that Japan's finally started moving away from kana as an English teaching tool. I just don't understand how someone might think a syllabary made for a completely unrelated language with an alien phonology would be useful for English.
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>>139656787
Hank Hill and Donald Trump merged into one being
This is steel ball run universe
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>>139656687
I would watch this.
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>>139656687
Mike is best girl you're correct
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>>139656306
Search your feelings, you know how it ends unless you're a newfag.
Open end.
With Ken having mild circumstantial preference to Yumi, but no decision, no accepted confession.
Whiteys essentially get cucked.
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>>139656687
How the fuck does Ken keep in touch with every fucking friend he made when he was a kid/teenager?
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Considering how poor most Japanese speak English, one has to wonder why they bother at all. It's just like how I had to take Latin, it's not like I'll ever have a use for it. Sure it's cool to know some Latin, but let the people that actually care about that stuff do it, not everyone.
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>>139656853
Social media
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>>139656103
This is my new fetish.
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>>139656853
I know the people I grew up with still hang around with each other, but they never left our little 3000 people town. I don't think it's uncommon in small communities.
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>>139656803
It's useful for hilarious engrish. Really, how would kids learn with that shit?
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>>139656803
Maybe english shouldn't be spoken instead?

Even natives have difficulties picking up sounds because they sound so nasally.
Phonetics that all end in vowels is the way to go. Just get rid of that っ bullshit.
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>>139656887
They speak english like shit because they usually teach it with katakana which is completely fucking retarded. See >>139656803
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>>139656687
>Amy Smith
>adored by all the men
So Lucy's whole family just gets around, huh?
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>>139656687
>I'm Lucy. Just because I'm cute, don't fall in love with me.

I want to dick Lucy.
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>>139656887
is japan the country with the weakest english?
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>>139656655
what's wrong with tae kim
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>>139656687
>He's kind of dense and unreliable
Ken is literally a harem MC
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>>139655305
HOMO END WHEN
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I am actually enjoying this.
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>>139656687
AmyxLucy end when?
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Wait, is Ken a gaijin or a nip?
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>>139657146
both
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>>139656939
Do you know why western European countries have such a high English fluency rate? Because their teaching programs incorporate reading English literature. When it's not irregular English grammar is very simple, and the irregularities and just about anything idiomatic in the language is best learned through exposure. Ideally by conversing (orally and textually) with actual English-speaking natives, but that's too impractical for anything but small courses so you have to settle for reading.
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>>139657178
All your points are true, however, western European languages are much closer to each other than to Japanese.
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>>139657131
GOAT OTP
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>>139657174
My heart.
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>>139657146
Probably born in the US but studied junior high in Japan. Probably has family in the state since he's gone back at least once. I'm guessing one of his parents is from Japan.
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There's also Dark Horizon which apparently focuses on phrases you might use when you become an adult
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>>139653663
>They even teach you what is NTR in learning books

Goddammit nips
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>>139657283
He was born in Japan, referring to the clue in another page where Yumi ask how was 15 years of his life over in America compare to over. Yumi know him before he went over to the state so it's implied the spent his childhood in Japan.
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>>139657379
With some not so subtle damning of NEETS and hikkis
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>>139657379
i'm dying
fucking mike
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>>139657413
That he spent his childhood in Japan.*
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>>139657379
>Hobbies: Mixing sleeping pills and alcohol
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>>139657413
But Yumi doesn't recognize him at first from the photo with Lucy, which means he probably met Lucy first in the states when they were children.
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>>139657435
>but overall he seems happier now than ever
Sounds like he made it to me.
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>>139657231
That's true. I suppose I could point out something more obvious: a very big portion of the obvious ESLs here who make LN threads to shitpost in come from SEA. They also speak languages far from close to English, but their English is still surprisingly good. By the same token, Russians and many Slavs (I should know, being one) are fucking terrible at English because there's really no need to rely on it there, despite Slavic languages being Indo-European. Japan (and also China but that's a different topic) teaches English the same way it does kanji - rote memorization and reliance on kana, simply because that's what teachers were always used to when teaching languages. That is changing (as you can see from this very textbook) but it's still a very prevalent attitude and I doubt it'll be going away anytime soon.
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>>139657499
I wonder if any keys are involved.
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>>139657379
>人生くそくらえ
>Eat shit, life

>お金くれるならなんでもやるわ
>I'll do anything for money

>もういいわ
>That's enough.

I think Ann's is the only one that works exactly the same in both languages.
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>>139657499
中学時代、親の仕事の都合で渡米し、アメリカで念願のテレビ関係の仕事に就職したケンは、異動で久しぶりに日本に帰国する。そこで偶然出会ったのは、中学時代の同級生だったユミ。すると、アメリカでの友人ルーシーもケンを追って日本へやってきて…

He moved to America during middle school.
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And season 2, on love
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>>139657583
Don't trigger me.
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>>139657379
>Hobbies: Eating Gourmet
>Favorite Food: Hamburger
sasuga americans
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>>139657379
>Talking about idols with Koji
Japan dropping the bombs.
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Post a page with Amy Smith!
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>>139657379
>Judy even hold a drumstick

Holy christ, even the nips know the racial black stereotype
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>>139657578
I always feel the alphabet is already half of the problem and many SEA languages share the same one as English
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>>139657777
Judging by
>Fap! Fap! Fap! in >>139657379 I'm fairly sure they had some kind of other consultancy.

checked
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>>139657717
>>139657777
It's written by a guy from New York as a parody.
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>>139657379
>Mike masturbating as a 10-year-old

>>139657435
>Stealing panties isn't even in the Japanese text
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>>139656664
I think it's a kuroko.
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>>139657379
Mike seems like someone I know very well.
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Probably the best series I saw on /a/ today, anime when? Who will Ken end up with? Why can't Lucy be my childhood friend?
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>>139657637
Wait, that doesn't make any sense, if he was in america during middle school, why does Ken say he was friends with Yumi since junior high? I thought junior high was middle school.
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>>139657842
He was 15, 10 years ago and he's 25 now.
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>>139653464
Fuck off to >>>/jp/ I guess?
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>>139657825
Really? Even he/she make the "how to insult gaijins"
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>>139657919
>That season question
I dobt get it
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>>139657763
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>>139657899
>11 pages in the story and there are already plotholes
Sasuga Japan.
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>>139653464
Lucy a best. How the fuck can anyone like Yumi?
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>>139657842
its 10 years ago, not 10 years old, faggott
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>>139658003
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>>139658018
>liking sluts
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I am glad we all can agree Yumi is cute.
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>>139655849
>>139658108
The cutest
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>HORTV
Subliminal messaging
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>>139658108
Yeah, if you're retarded.
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>>139658108
一番可愛いわ
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Lucy is best, Yumi a shit.
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>>139658108
LUCY
U
C
Y
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>>139658183
Are you saying you wouldn't protect her smile?
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>>139658072
Point to the part where she's being a slut.
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>>139656695
YEEART!
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>>139658003
this is fucked up
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>NTR English textbook
Sasuga Japan
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Even Yumi knows she's worst girl.
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>>139658227
Literally every panel she appears in.
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>>139658227

>>139655717
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>>139658227
The part where she gets drunk and touchy with Ken in front of Yumi
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>>139658278
>>139658280
>>139658282
She's pure, Ken is her childhood friend she has a right to do that.
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>>139657919
>Japanese don't smell bad
citation fucking needed.
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What happened to the love story?
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>>139658270
Jokes on you, I love girls with low self-esteem.
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>>139658270
Even Lucy knows Ken and Yumi belong together.
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>>139658270
>私って、 イヤな女だ。。。。。

Wow what the hell. I don't remember my textbooks having this much drama.

I just want to hold Yumi and tell her everything is going to be fine.
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>>139658270
No anon, that just means she is a "no girl" that says no to lewd things :^)
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>>139658319
>defending slut behaviour
>thinks she only does that to Ken
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>>139658282
>>139658280
>she should rather never show her interest for years and get keked like my bland wooden doll
Ok.
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>>139658227
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Man, I wish my English textbooks were this melodramatic.
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>>139658319
But every relevant character in this story is also his childhood friend.
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>>139658406
It does say 大人向け on the cover.
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I wonder if the kids at school had best girl wars in person.
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>>139658319
>childhood friend
Ken went to america during middle school, I don't think that counts as childhood anymore.
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>>139658424
>I judge characters by my headcanon
Fuck off to your fanfiction site.
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Where's Mary-san?
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>>139658432
That is just female emancipation anon
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>>139658429
>if it's not one then it must be the other
>putting words in my mouth
Sasuga autist
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>>139658424
>calling that slut behaviour
In that case then your waifu is a slut.
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>>139658511
>doesn't know why women like Lucy act like she does
>h-hurr you're just imagining things
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>>139658211
10/10 wife material
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There's literally nothing wrong with being a slut.
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>>139658529
In our hearts.
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>>139658536
Don't you know how it works in anime? "You don't hate me so you must love me!"
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>>139658211
God fucking dammit Ken put a ring on Yumi.
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>>139658626
There is nothing wrong with hating sluts.
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>>139658665
This is why romance in anime sucks shit
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>>139658498
now you know why japanese can't learn english
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>>139658211
She melts my heart
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>>139658626
Slutty lolis are the only acceptable kind of sluts
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Even the creator of muv luv knows about this.
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>>139654768
Anime when? I already hear HanaKana's voice in my head.
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>>139658731
What happened to Ellen-sensei anyway? Is she old and busted now that we found this NTRfest?
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>>139658731
Spinoff of the textbook set in the Muv-Luv universe when?
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>>139658704
>You'll never marry worst girl Yumi
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>>139658789
Don't say that.
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>>139658731
The art looks vaguely like GA. Especially around the eyes. Am I the only one?
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>>139658626
Only if they are pure wannabe sluts
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Lucy>Yumi
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>>139658789
She's for the patrician oldfags.
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>>139657660
>With my good looks and your money, we are a match made in heaven
kek
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>>139653663
not right.
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>>139653485
>>139654474
Who does that other hand belong to? Is Ken doing a Jojo pose?
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>>139658936
Lucy has her hand on his shoulder, he has his hand on the table
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>>139658936
Ken's hand is on the table, Lucy's hand is on his shoulder.
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>>139658965
>>139658985
Oh, that makes more sense.
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>>139653485
>>139653539
>>139653663
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>>139657899
obviously 2deep4u, Japanese textbook story can't be underestimated.
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Why is this book so fucked up? What conversations are they expecting to have with english speakers?
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>>139655849
Yumi cute. Cute!
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>>139659170
Is he an idiot?
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>>139659170
this pander to fujos, ntr fags and shipfags best of all world. Why can't my Spanish text. be as cute as this?
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>>139659170
Futsal?
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>>139659170
Mike is best girl afterall. Hes the only one that deserves Ken
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Yumi is my yome
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>>139659320
>Futsal is a variant of association football played on a smaller field and mainly indoors. It can be considered a version of five-a-side football.
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>>139659170
I knew it, it's going to be a homo end.
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So, is this the story of Ken-sama before he became a samurai and died in the tsunami?
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>>139659170
>kicked ground instead of the ball
As someone who plays somewhat professional soccer I hate when that happens but it doesn't put you in that condition you fucking retard, Mike.
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>>139659377
I guess the Japanese know English better than I do.
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>>139653979
My high school German school book had a long story about some chick that planned to murder her boyfriend but fucked up and ended up killing them both instead.
Good shit.
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Even the textbook writers are memeing
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>>139659486
What are you talking about ?
Kicking the ground hurts a lot.
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>>139659564
Is Sato a tranny that stole a woman's champion belt?
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>>139659571
I didn't say it didn't hurt, it hurts but not enough to make you stay overnight at a hospital.
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>>139659630
Her jobs are:
Ex-Teacher
Ex-Female Pro-wrestler
Cafe Owner
Lesbian
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>>139659564
>dark horizon
Son. I have news for you.

That whole book is a meme.
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>>139659630
>that buldge
What do you think?
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>>139653464
>デイビッド ・ セイン
>デイビッド
So this is what he's doing now
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>>139659727
Living the dream
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>>139657178
Its not literature, just internet. I knew english when I was 12 because of playing videogames day and night.

The english class was pretty much divided in people who already knew english since they watched loads of movies (we dont dub movies here) and vidya and people who didnt know english and just learned it enough to pass
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>>139653485
>>139653539
>>139653663

How very American
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White women are SLUTS
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>>139653979
>I don't remember my English school books being full of soap opera drama.

Fucking Spanish class we had to watch a telenovela

https://learner.org/series/destinos/
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>>139658003
>>139660178
>shitting on Telenovelas
They're the best way to learn Spanish.
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Cute!
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Holy shit this thread went to places quickly
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>>139660231
Get Yumi away from that slut, she's going to corrupt her.
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>>139660427
>bare shoulders
It's too late.
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>>139660096
Yeah. Scandinavia has an incredibly high English fluency rate due to the fact that nearly all movies and roughly 50% of television are subtitled imports from English-speaking countries, and that's without adding in video games, which are ALL in English outside educational games for little kids.
Dubbing media for adults is not done period, and educators are championing against dubbing media for children too, since it reduces their exposure to foreign languages and negatively affects their reading speed.
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>get asked to write a textbook with examples
>write a seinen romance instead
>it works
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>>139660178
but those are great
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>>139656510
is no one goint to say anithing about the ninja
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>>139653663
>MISUNDERSTANDINGS
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>>139658758
>HanaKana speaking engrish
Why not try and get one of the people who can actually speak both Japanese and English without butchering one or the other? It's less hard than you'd think.
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>>139658003
>really just a gathering of people with shattered dreams
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Doujins when?
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>>139660917
>tomorrow
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>>139661094
this, I've never enjoyed a textbook this much
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REMEMBAH ME?
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This escalated quickly.
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Man, i'm late to the party, why Yumi is such a shit?
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>>139661146
>not using your own CSS
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Is the light novel this was adapted from better?
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>>139661323
That's not how you spell Lucy.
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>>139661340
Placebo
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>>139661212
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>>139661416
You might want to look into a better English textbook, because that's not what that word means.
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>>139659564
>the time is now
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>>139661413
Lucy is literally elder god tier, in the other hand, look this manipulative bitch.
>>139653539
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>>139653485
>>139653539
>>139653663
Why did they pick romance bullshit?
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>>139661619
Lucy is a slut

Yumi is pure
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>>139655600
That thing where you fold a paper in half and crop it as a T-shirt, I assume.
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>>139661448
Please, you guys are forgetting the best one.
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>>139660550
Netherlands here. But yeah it first was because dubbing for 20 million people just doesnt give returns, then because dutch people dont like dubs (looks retarded with their mouth and people like original voices better)
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So, who won?
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>>139661675
A pure slut*
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>>139661212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCCzZN803_w
DROP YOUR COCK AND GRAB YOUR PANT, MAGGOT, I'S TIME FOR BEST DRILL INSTRUCTOR
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Lucy is 2D blonde; thus, she's best girl.
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>>139661711
It's an open ending.
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>>139660231
>>139660231
yuri ending when
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>>139661794
Fucking hell. I'll just blame Komi for this
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>>139661853
>first kiss
words you will never use
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>>139661448
>greasers
Is there an acceptation of that word as a slur, or is he actually talking about guys with pompadours? That's random.
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>>139661976

it was a slur against italians, also known as wetbacks
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>>139661976
>>139662036
They're explained right in the fucking image. Can't you read?
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>>139661952
>not kissing your waifu
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>>139662196
w-we already shared our first kissu
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>>139661853
how do you make a kiss?
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>>139661853
To think that kid is more manly that 80% of the harem MC around
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>>139653663
Jesus Christ NTR on an English learning book what the fucj
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>>139653663
>NTR in a fucking learning book
Japan No!
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>>139661853
What a strange textbook.
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>>139654662
>i'm clueless
Top kek
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>>139662306
What a moe family
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>>139661853
Ofirki?
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>>139661725
How did I live so long without knowing there was an audio version of this around?
>Jesus, Joseph, and doggy-style Mary, that looks like a pile of dogshit!
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>>139661853
You can't find this kind of pureness in textbooks anymore.
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>>139662306
Is he calling his dad cute?
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>>139660906
But that character is tailor made for HanaKana. I believe in her.
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>>139662800
He's asking his dad if he's cute.

What the fuck Japan.
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>>139655413
>origami soccer uniform
Fuck the what?
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>>139655363
Underrated post
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But what happened to Baker-sensei?
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>>139662932
>your dad will never call you cute
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>>139655717
I want to stick my dick in Lucy
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>>139662932
>tfw no cute son
Why even live?
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>>139655849
>Lucy the childhood friend
Shit
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>>139663195
Thank God. That would be weird.

>>139663272
I'd rather have a cute daughteru to raise and protect.
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>>139655372
>futas

It's futsal.
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>>139656687
Fuck yeah fucking Mike Davis. 'MERICA!
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Oh boy, teaching English!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9-OWfS2Vy4
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>>139663307
What about a cute son that you make dress as a cute daughter. I think that would be the best of both worlds.
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>>139663455
I want a son to go hunting and fishing and weightlifting with who likes giant robot anime and can grow a full beard. I don't want a girly boy.
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>>139659399
Homo end is the only acceptable end between bro
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>>139657379
>fuck my life
Too close to home.
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But who wins? I need to know now

Yumi a CUTE
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>>139663522
That's what you raise a daughter for, idiot.
>2014+2
>not raising your son like a daughter and your daughter like a son
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>>139664098
So progressive!
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>>139653464
Who is the illustrator?
Looks familiar
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>>139664098
I'm so confused. I don't want to live in current year.
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>>139664073
I need to know Lucy wins so I could go to bed.
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>>139664239
>he doesn't want a cute son who's sensitive and in touch with his femininity
>he doesn't want a strong daughter who values physical fitness and self-discipline
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>>139664418
I know this is a joke, but I genuinely believe that these are the best options.
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WHO WON YUMI OR LUCY
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>>139660231
ANIME FUCKING WHEN REEEEE
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>>139664500
Oh this isn't a joke anon. That is my life plan
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>Massachusetts-fags feeling pride over Harvard and the like when a VAST majority of the student body are imported chinks and Indians, dumb-ass trust fund kiddies, or niggers who got in due to AA.
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i THINK IS PRETTY COOL THAT THEY TEACH KIDS HOW TOO DEAL WITH RELATIONSHIPS SINCE THAT EARLY.
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>>139653663
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>>139664418
No. I want a princess to spoil and a son I can watch grow into a man.

A second tomboy daughter would also be nice.
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>>139664787
Wrong thread, buddy.
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>>139664840
Amy a cute!

CUTE!
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>>139664729
>those tits

Every kid who likes girls either schlicked or schlocked themselves to her, guaranteed.
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>>139664876
>Expecting computer literacy from a Mexican intellectual
>>
>only 2 nukes
You failed America
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>>139664922
I'm from Pennsylvania actually. Not the Texas guy who upset you so much.
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>>139664787
>chinks and Indians
>AA
Literally the opposite for them
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>>139664840
Oshiete, Amy-sensei!
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>>139653663
This is so fucked up.
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>>139664761
So cute, she really should win.
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>>139664814
My niece is a princess tomboy, it's a nice mix I find.
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>>139665146
My little cousins are a princess type princess and a slightly more aggressive genki baka who acts silly with her little brother sometimes. My God-daughter is too young to have a real personality yet, but she's cute. I love them all. Honestly if I ever have kids, I'll be happy as long as they're healthy and happy.
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>>139664729
I want to fuck her so goddamn bad
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>>139658270
I want to fix her.
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>>139660178
DON FERNANDO TIENE UN SECRETO.
UN SECRETO IMPORTANTE.
EL SECRETO ESTA EN UNA CARTA.
UNA CARTA IMPORTANTE.
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>>139660178
This was the jam
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>>139658758
>>139660906
https://youtu.be/KnFWXKLyV78?t=24s
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>>139655525
>>139653663
Why is this allowed? I never asked for this level of drama.
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>>139661853
yooooooooooooooooooooooooo what the fuck
>>
Megumi a shit
>>
So who is going to buy these books so that we can get the whole story?
>>
BUT WHO FUCKING WON
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>>139657379
Who the fuck is Kojo and why should I care that he talks about idol shit with mike.
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>>139664729
>hot pants
>long socks
>ZR
I don't think I would've stopped masturbating if I had this book when I was a kid.
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>>139667087
Nobody.

In late 2014, /a/ had a thread about moe manga version of Alice in Wonderland. No full version was ever posted despite everyone fapping to screenshots of it.

As it's a gathering place of losers, you'd hardly find anyone with actual money in /a/.
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>>139664729
How do they fucking expect kids to learn from this shit without popping a boner every other page?
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>>139667515
I saw that a few weeks ago at my local bookstore, I think it was like $20.
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>>139667515
It's a text book, it can't cost THAT much.
I've seen the prices of the shit in the buy thread, why can't neetbucks be spent on a book?
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>>139667552
Isn't getting a boner part of the learning?

Having your dream crushed in Dark Horizon is also learning.
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>>139667581
Buy it famiglia, it is absolutely worth it.
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>>139667515
>As it's a gathering place of losers, you'd hardly find anyone with actual money in /a/.
Check buyfag threads. I've never been there myself but I spend thousands every year on weeb shit. Some of it is to rip and translate for you faggots, too.
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>>139667660
I might, it's been there for a year so no rush.
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>>139667515
Well, you know, it's just Alice in Wonderland. I have a copy, though it's true that I'm not willing to debind and scan it.
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>>139667552
they say emotions or elevated level of hormones amplifies your ability to remember things.
And even if it doesn't you will keep looking at the book regularly anyway.
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>>139667767
>not wanting to read sexy latina telenovela's for education
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>>139667589
>textbook
>can't cost that much
ayyy lmao you must never have went to university
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>>139667855
What course are you even taking?
I heard law and medicine have insanely priced books.
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>>139667928
Liberal Arts
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>>139667855
High/middle school meme textbooks can't cost that much.
Obviously university books are expensive.
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>>139667855
Literally all of my textbooks are openly available or easily found on libgen.
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>>139667515
Fuck, I remember that thread. Time flies.
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>>139668056
Wasn't it a literal shill from Seven Seas?
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>>139668095
No idea. I only remember Daiz jumping on a bandwagon.
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>>139667974
>High/middle school meme textbooks can't cost that much
What? Yes they are, if anything they're even more expensive because students don't actually pay for them, the school does, and just loans them out to students for the school term and then reuses them as much as possible until they're forced to replace them due to being 3 editions out of date.
>>
So when is best girl ellen baker coming up?
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Is this the 3rd season of Horizon we've been waiting for?

It's only 1500 yen guys.

;_;
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>>139667928
anything oddly specific, a lot of books in field of physics are either hard to get or expensive as fuck, also if you are not in native english country, less popular or newer books are just not translated making it even harder to get and elevate the price to all hell. You can find shitload of stuff in libraries but even those have limited resources.
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>>139667087
Is this on google play? I have some money in there.
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>>139668234
>Text books are less than 15 dollars in Japan
Holy shit, I would kill for books that cheap.
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>>139668156
I mistyped, I've had to buy the foreign language workbooks before, and they aren't that expensive. Big hardbound textbooks were a lot though.
This >>139668234 is what I'm talking about, that's not even $20.
>ships in 3-5 weeks
That hurts.
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>>139667767
>hideous 3D spics
Not my fault if you can't appreciate the finer tastes in life.
>>
>>139668234
Link? I can't type moon.
>>
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>>139668527
http://www.amazon.com/x30DF-x30E9-x30A4-x7CFB-HORIZON/dp/4487805600
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>>139667589
>It's a text book, it can't cost THAT much.
Which uni do you go? I would love to join you for the sake of buying cheap textbooks.
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>>139668656
>>139668344
Real textbooks are expensive. Paperback workbooks not so much.
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>>139668656
It's a middle school english text book. Not a medical text book.
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>>139656687
>Mr. Hill

>I sell sushi and sushi accessories.
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Scans never.
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>>139668529
>SJW hairstyle
vomitchan.jpg
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>>139653464
You going to scan that, OP?
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>>139657980
I'm hours late, but some japs like to think japan is the only country with 4 seasons.
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>>139655305
>you're pulling my leg

Kek
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>>139668234
I'm pretty tempted to get this too, and any others that might be in the series. But I really don't need it and it's probably not very good for studying backwards english to japanese.
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>>139656960
Depends on the teacher and school. At one of my middle schools all the teachers have great accents and use as little japanese as possible in class.

In the other one of the teachers is full katakana eigo
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>>139657021
No, that's America.
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>>139657379
Found more Mike
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>>139667515
It actually was an American published version of Alice in Wonderland
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>>139669802
I think you spelled Burmingham wrong
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>>139670124
Where can I buy this.
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>>139670124
Oh yeah, here's the link. Too bad the other books turn into fujoshit

http://www.amazon.com/gp/search/ref=sr_adv_b/?field-isbn=978-1-626920-61-3
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>>139653464
Scans when?
>>
>>139667515

That's because we all bought a copy.
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>>139667946
I'm so sorry.
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>>139657660
>I love everything about you,
>EVEN YOUR FARTS

>YOU SMELL GOOD

and those are the GOOD phrases! Who knew I was a smooth operator all this time?!
>>
>>139670298
http://www.amazon.com/Manga-Classics-Scarlet-Letter-Softcover/dp/1927925339/ref=pd_sim_sbs_14_3?ie=UTF8&dpID=51nug%2BFWEjL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR111%2C160_&refRID=0CJ11583JV3F7TZ76C43

AHAHA LITERAL SLUT.
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>>139657660
I fucking love it.
>>
SO, DID LUCY WON?
>>
>>139667946
Good luck paying off those student loans.
>>
Lucy needs to win she is the childhood friend. Yumi is just a dull boring girl who won't ever confess but will hold back the MC anyways.
>>
>>139657660
>>139670502
This made me remember a old hentai
>how you can say you love her if you can't even eat her poop
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>>139667515
I've had the physical copy of the book sitting around in my backpack for a while now, I thought I'd read it on the airplane once or twice but I always feel too conscious of other people to pull it out with the cute loli cover art.
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>>139670777
Who cares what people in an airplane think of you?
You will LITERALLY never see any of them ever again.
>>
>>139667515
But a bunch of us bought the Alice book, myself included. I gave it so my sister though.
>>
Link to book?
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>>139661853
>made a kiss
Shit English textbook
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>>139657379
>I just want to make the pain stop.
>Smoking when she was 10
>Hobbies: Mixing sleeping pills and alcohol
Oh my god, what the hell happened to this woman?
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>>139670835
Anyone with a brain knows that, but knowing and doing are different things.
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>>139671238
>>Smoking when she was 10
10 years ago, anon. Not age 10.
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>>139671472
Sorry, I saw that after I had posted already. I skimmed the thread, but I didn't read everything.
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>>139653663
>all your hard work paid off.
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>>139670298
Alice a cute, A CUTE.
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>>139670546
Would you, /a/?
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>>139671948
Yes and I would feel bad about it later.
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>>139655494
Guin chee
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>>139659170
Mike is so pure
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>>139671948
Do they have animu version of Hugh Jackman in this?
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>>139670298
Thanks anon my copy is gonna arrive hopefully in a week.
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>>139653464
How does it end OP!? Lucy may blonde but she's the childhood friend so that marks her down for a loss.
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>>139672100
Their version of The Wizard of Oz is coming out on the 19th.
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>>139672238
Ding dong, the witch is giving me head.
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>>139653663
http://www.tokyo-shoseki.co.jp/books/miraikei/download/ch05_lesson17.mp3

inb4 >dub
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>>139672366
>that piano in the middle
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>>139672366
Man, Ken is such a dope.
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Who's that artist?
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>>139672366
Welp, someone needs to run all the chapter/lesson numbers now so we can get all of these.
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>>139667515

I scanned the full version at some point, but it looks like I lost it when my other hard drive crashed. Been meaning to rescan it, but I also need to get another copy since I mangled a couple of the color pages in the beginning (the book was bound in some weird way that I rarely encounter, but I don't remember the details).

The paper's fairly cheap, though.
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>>139671948
>Cosette
>blonde
What the fuck is wrong with you Japan
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>>139672366
>http://www.tokyo-shoseki.co.jp/books/miraikei/download/ch05_lesson17.mp3
>Ken sounds more American than the American Lucy
>Lucy sounds super pissed that he called it a misunderstanding

AHAHA fucking dying.

>>139670298
>>139672238
This guy's art is way too cute.
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>>139672547
Not cheap if I ship it to my country (Vietnam).
And it doesn't have digital version, damn.
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>>139672645
They think every white person is blonde
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This is the last lesson on the website.

http://www.tokyo-shoseki.co.jp/books/miraikei/download/ch05_lesson20.mp3
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>>139667515
>wasting money on a joke that nobody will care beyond this thread
No thanks, I've got BDs, manga and figs to buy.
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I wish my english lessons had cute 2d anime grills engaged in hilarious soaps. ;_;
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>>139672765
Lucy wins or I riot
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>>139672765
This is how I picture Nisekoi ending
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>>139672753
I bet they'd cast her as a contralto too.
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>>139672848
>Nisekoi
>ending
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Too bad this version was swapped out for a more traditional style
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>>139654662
>I'm clueless
my sides
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>>139672765
>http://www.tokyo-shoseki.co.jp/books/miraikei/download/ch05_lesson20.mp3
FUUUUUUCK. I mean, it's only been a few hours since the whole thing started getting posted but I feel like the authors of this book have betrayed me in the worst way. Like what kind of fucking ending is this?

Now imagine you were studying using this book and b