Last thread got archived, time for another one.
Now, as the last thread was dying there was a discussion about if a GuP VN was made, and so, I'd like to continue that discussion.
Eh, that's true, although in my case, I'd go for Katyusha, assuming that I would be able to go down the Katyusha route of course.
There's been a lot of Erwin and Erika in the past few threads. Let's have some Saori!
It's the music that plays as you sex Darjeeling in the VN: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wiENQMc9g8
You play the role of a tank of your choice setting out to sex the guppies.
But glasses are better than goggles!
Erwin doesn't even need the goggles to be better.
Anon, the BD has a fixed release date.
I am the armour of my tank
Steel is my body and gasoline is my blood
I have created over a thousand tanks
Unaware of reliability
Not aware of manufacturability
Spent money to create weapons
Waiting for Aryan revival
I have no regrets
My whole life was Unlimited Tank Works.
I want a VN where you date tanks.
Not deviantart-tier shit girls with random tank names slapped on. Actual tanks.
I want to comfort a Pershing when he's sad about his weak engine. I want to kiss him on the gun mantle and compliment his idler wheels.
Last time I'll ask because it's probably annoying by now so hopefully third time is the charm.
Anyone got a link to that page with the Noriko image editor? I can't find it in the archive after an hour of searching and google turns up nothing.
Just approach it in the same way they approached that pigeon VN - except it's set in a warzone and you're their commander or something. Not too disimilar to how you can romance your kanmusu in Kantai Collection.
Has anybody got that image of Momo, Erwin, and Caesar (I think) looking hilariously shocked after Hana makes the winning shot against Saunders?
This? (just made a cap)
How about this?
Bovington, Kubinka and every other tank museum in the world have combined their collections and created the ultimate tank museum.
You've been hired as a security guard and you spend every night shift patrolling the massive building with your only company being the inventory.
The isolation eventually gets to you and you start assigning personalities to the machines to cope with the loneliness.
You start having conversations and bonding with the tanks and you even form an intimate relationship with that special someone.
Good end: you save your money, buy your beloved from the museum and live happily ever after.
Bad end: you get caught ejeculating on the installations and get banned from the facility.
Thanks anon. The computer where I have my GuP video files is in another country at the moment so I couldn't make my own.
I like it - it even sounds like a legit VN scenario.
>Good end: you save your money, buy your beloved from the museum and live happily ever after.
This aspect in particular would spawn a number of interesting game mechanics and mini-games as you tried to earn the money for your beloved.
Speaking of VN's, here's one I got from a previous thread:
>MC just graduated from highschool but his parents won't pay university fees for him because of his interest in tanks. He gets a job at Tank Club and the story revolves around him trying to get a girlfriend so he can prove to his parents that you can like tanks and not be gay. the problem is that everyone on the ship thinks he's a flaming homosexual.
Now the additional thing I'd add, is a Homosexual path or two, to make things interesting.
>how batshit insane the protag is and make it funny.
We're talking fun on /ak/ levels of autism here, right?
There need to be a point where MC starts having heated arguments with inanimate objects.
The Matilda bullies the Panzer III for his weak gun and MC comes to defend Panzer IIIs honor. Things turn south and a fight breaks out. MC believes he's fighting someone but he's actually just punching the armor plate until his knuckles bleed.
>Dafuq is Katyusha holding?!?!??
Who needs chocolate when you've got scale models?
Sometimes, the price is too high.
Not going into details but this week I had a bunch of free time and downloaded a bunch of stuff to watch, amongst them the GUP BD rips since I wanted to re-watch it again. Fuck I love fluffy hair.
>You are ordered to rub, lick and suck on her feet.
I identify as a Panther, the best medium tank of WW2.
Pepperoni is cute! CUTE!
>best medium tank of WW2.
get in the car looser! We're going Kigging!
Anyone here read Marine Corps Yumi? I found it on Bato a few days ago and kinda liked it. Anyone else know anything about the series?
>Hair combed back, exposing forehead
I absolutely love that hairstyle.
What is the best place to lick the fish to determine its saltiness?
All this lewd, when we could be talking about tanks. What's wrong with you people?
Just because you can doesn't mean you should tovarisch
Sorry, i can't hear you over the roar and clatter of german steel.
The clattering of exploding gearboxes does probably get loud
What are you scared of anon?
I'll fite you m8 swear on me mum
That's fine, i have Erika and Maho.
Where? Can we swim and do it?
>Hope you don´t get seasick.
Sea is fine. Hope you like marines.
I won't, but my legion of cute girls with guns will.
Next course of action, after wondering why your bedroom is gone and leads to the outdoors?
But isn't that just Kantai Collection except with tanks then?
Pls no bully the Panther. She's a good girl. Only doing her best.
Hime is battlesexual, not homosexual.
Why is that tank missing its tracks?
Now there's some lovely girls.
BT-7 don't need tracks. The front terrain wheels can even turn like a normal car.
It would appear that the BD is being released on a Friday, but I work all day on Saturdays. If the subs were available on the Sunday that would be ideal, but even then I think that's wishful thinking.
Is /ak/ only planning on subbing if nobody else does?
So the road wheels are powered?
Because people rather have shit threads instead of waiting until scanlation activity happens. It's pretty sad when these threads are getting worse than KanColle threads considering we have the same autistic spammers equivalent to kagashitter.
Sampleshitters never learn.
It's passed 1.8 billion now. 95 million to go for K-On which it looks like it will reach then another 108 million for Rebellion after that. Love Live is out of reach though at least I think. GuP legitimately could top K-On in 10 more days and Rebellion in as little as 20. It still seems to consistently be adding 100 million every 10 days or so.
You decide if the engine transfers power to the drive wheel or the rear road wheel by changing the hub on the rear road wheel.
I think the Christie tanks before the BT-7 had huge bicycle chains instead.
>GuP legitimately could top K-On in 10 more days and Rebellion in as little as 20
That is a serious achievement for the franchise. Was this sort of performance expected from the movie?
Nice. Thanks for the info, anon.
This was a shit, but at least it contributed to the development of the M3.
>what do the allies need this late in the war?
>a heavy tank that can go toe to toe with a Tiger
>just make sure only to use french components because muh pride
It wasn't even ready by the end of the war anyway.
Still, I love the look of it.
Probably the most advanced tank the Japanese built during WW2.
Hardly any pictures of it exist though.
The opening credits, they lied to me! ;_;
>there's an anime film festival near my city soon
>they'll be showing GuP movie
Life is good, lads
I don't think there's been an anime film festival in the history of my country. Even if there was, I doubt I would go. At the same time though, the opportunity to hear the glorious tank sounds from a cinema sound system might be too good to pass up.
What's having sex with those two would be like?
Please get rid of your fucking soviet nuclear reactor!
I'm sick of my government giving you assholes free money to not cause another Chernobyl.
I know we have other leeches and parasites but you're not helping by holding Northern Europe hostage with your shit infrasructure.
>How well it could go against Tiger (or even Panther).
Poorly. The gun was the best thing about it. The suspension was archaic, it was woefully underpowered, and the transmission design meant it overheated so much that the extensive cooling system had to be overlayed on top of the armor behind the turret. The armor was placement was also a bit odd.
Incidentally I own one of these in WoT. It's not a terrible tank in-game, but not great either. I just haven't sold it because I need a French tank in my garage and everything else in the French tech tree is shite beyond Tier V.
Hey, are you Swede-anon from yesterday's thread? How are the gypsies?
No way it will pass 2 billion. The theater run ends end of month. There is no indication of another extension. Plus BD is out in May. It may surpass K-ON, but no way it will pass Madoka.
Miho is saying something about Shiho here and comparing her to the reproductive habits of the female anglerfish.
But what exactly is she saying?
The ARL-44 was a failure. To the Frenchies' dismay, I should add, since they tried to get their own industry to produce an indigenous tank in order not to use Burger materiel and they were forced to use Pattons.
The real saving grace of the ARL-44 is that, along with the AMX-50, it kept the French R&D going and they eventually designed the AMX-30. (Which is an amazing story all by itself, but ultimately a pretty good MBT.)
Your humble (humble is wrtitten on the angler) Nishizumi Miho's anglerfish corner.
The shape of a male football fish (any fish of family Himantolophidae) is fairly unknown compared to the female.
Furthermore, it parasitizes on a female and carries only the role of breeding. It's leads an existence of being and non-being, dissolved in shadows.
The same as a typical husband, right?
Anglerfish mating starts when the male latches on to the female and dies.
It rots away until only the testicles remain and the female uses the testicles to fertilize her eggs at her leisure.
Basically, Shiho has ballsacks stapled to her body.
I don't want to make a habit out of complaining about my country on an anime imageboard.
Just to make this info clear: Girls und Panzer der Film grossed ¥1,805,276,384 from 1,096,617 attendees as of April 4, 2016.
>I don't want to make a habit out of complaining about my country on an anime imageboard.
But your tales of gypsies and immigrants warm my heart.
>Basically, Shiho has ballsacks stapled to her body.
Yeah, that doesn't surprise in the slightest.
Have you ever met a german? They are all either drunk or angry.
Hey, if you guys are not apart of the (newly resurrected) /ak/ steam group, join up. I'll be posting announcements about upcoming show streams and new /ak/ chapters starting this weekend.
Plus, you can actually meet and greet anons who might play games that you do...
Because come on, I seriously doubt any of you have never had the thought of having a hundred semi-friendly neckbeards flying in formation while being shot down by AAA and enemy fighters.
Eh, don't have a rig anymore so there's no point.
It's alright, if not for the games, at least for the chat. I'll keep it open as much as possible if people have questions or comments they would like to voice.
Sorry, I clicked on your post on accident.
But yeah, I think it's going on about the whole Shirobako/GuP story.
Of which I'm really the only one there...
Aside from the obvious answer, CV90 is fast even on bad terrain But drifting in a Bulldog would be fucking sweet.
What purpose do the cuts on the gun mantle serve?
They're the only things I don't like about this sexy beast.
Was the Yukari's Tank Corner that came with the Anzio OVA ever translated?
I was just looking over the /ak/ batch release on nyaa (the one with the awful audio quality for the Anzio OVA) and it was still untranslated at that point.
"That's a lot of boys in your contacts there, Maho."
Sorry for being late, but Tsuneo（常夫）is the name of Shiho's (late?) husband. So Maho was referring to her dad, as someone who is similar to a male angler fish, being of no other use than for mating and then barely making a presence in the family.
The source is from this official residence registry for Miho sold by the Oarai city hall (the real one).
He's like a retarded child of a co-worker who sometimes comes to the office and even though he sometimes makes a mess and curse loudly, you know he's sick and he's having so much fun you just can't be angry at him.
Tsuneo is deaaaaad At least I wish he is.
Depends, is there actual substance or is it just shitty "Muh waifu x self-insert lovefest"?
It's improved, but also regressed, if you know what I'm saying.
I've barely touched it, but I wouldn't mind getting together an IL-2 game going with people, if they were willing...
>Was the Yukari's Tank Corner that came with the Anzio OVA ever translated?
Nope, the last 2 were never translated. Pity too, because YTC #7 looks really interesting, especially because Anchovy keeps appearing to seemingly correct Yukari.
She's doing damage control for a combat vehicle with seven reverse speeds.
Not sure why the British thought continuing the lineage of the Churchill was a good idea late in the war.
If it keeps the same momentum it'll be at about 2.055 million by the end of the month or just short by about 20 million yen. I still don't see it as entirely out of the realm of the possibility that it can still pass it though as it's rapping up. The fact it's even this close and Madoka Rebellion was thought to be the god savior box office gross before Love Live at least is something I never thought would happen though. Most people thought this would top out somewhere between 500 and 800 million yen
This doujin was way too heavy to read.
Typhoon, along with the P-47 Thunderbolt, was one of the principle Ground attack aircraft of the western allied forces.
can someone please explain VVSS to me?
To me it just looks like the entire weight of the tank is put flat on the springs without any leverage but that can't be right because you can see the two wheels on the bogie being affected by some kind of force.
The deaths are whatever but it's really fucked up that she takes the model kit because she makes herself a prostitue instead of a rape victim and she gives herself a memento so she'll be reminded of when she was betrayed and exploited every time she looks at it.
Kizu Special Limited Edition
【2016年 03月 25日(金)】 ***,309
【2016年 03月 26日(土)】 **1,850
【2016年 03月 27日(日)】 **4,241
【2016年 03月 28日(月)】 **6,635
【2016年 03月 29日(火)】 **7,276
【2016年 03月 30日(水)】 **7,620
【2016年 03月 31日(木)】 **7,968
【2016年 04月 01日(金)】 **8,332
【2016年 04月 02日(土)】 **8,675
【2016年 04月 03日(日)】 **9,046
【2016年 04月 04日(月)】 **9,385
【2016年 04月 05日(火)】 **9,737
【2016年 04月 06日(水)】 *10,073
Girls und Panzer Der Film
【2016年 02月 18日(木)】 **2,172
【2016年 02月 19日(金)】 **4,455
【2016年 02月 20日(土)】 **6,702
【2016年 02月 21日(日)】 **8,958
【2016年 02月 22日(月)】 *11,295
【2016年 02月 23日(火)】 *13,644
【2016年 02月 24日(水)】 *15,990
【2016年 02月 25日(木)】 *18,342
【2016年 02月 26日(金)】 *20,706
【2016年 02月 27日(土)】 *23,040
【2016年 02月 28日(日)】 *25,389
【2016年 02月 29日(月)】 *27,738
【2016年 03月 01日(火)】 *30,096
10 Kizumonogatari (Limited Edition) [Blu-ray]
11 [Amazon.co.jp limited] Girls und Panzer theater version (special equipment Limited Edition) (with tanks Talk CD) [Blu-ray]
13 Girls und Panzer theater version (special equipment Limited Edition) [Blu-ray]
24 [Amazon.co.jp limited] Kizumonogatari (Manufacturer Benefits: With "Kizumonogatari binder") (original benefits: with "B2 Fabric Poster") (Limited Edition) [Blu-ray]
Yeah awesome fucking job being a rank above GuP's Special Edition and the other version of Kizumonogatari well below both GuP's limited editions nearing the end of it's 2nd week of solicitation with GuP nearing the start of it's 8th with GuP dominating every other major anime outlets online stores. Just how butthurt are you that GuP vastly outperformed Monogatari's big dumb hype movie 4 years in the making at the box office and is looking to do it again on home video?
....why do you guys read this stuff? I know some franchises lend themselves to this sort of dark material, but I just don't see the appeal with something like GuP. I enjoy this franchise because it's not dark and depressing.
>We need a high altitude interceptor
>I know, let's make one that floods the cockpit with carbon monoxide!
Britbong planes, never again. Spitfire's a decent turn fighter though.
Who the hell wouldn't understand?
If someone steals your car and throws you a dollar bill ,you've got some options.
You don't take the bill, you're a victim of a carjacking and you're morally righteous.
You take the bill and now you're just some sucker that sold his car for a dollar.
>Spitfire's a decent turn fighter though.
It's a great interceptor - possibly the best of WW2.
The the British stype encapsulated during WW2. Most of what they made was pretty sub-par but gets the job done, but then every once and a while they come along with something that blows everything else out of the water.
Don't forget the Mosquito and the Vampire.
It's not a very good plane but I kind of like the Wellington because of the wierd frame and the bombed to shit Brits were able to make them so quickly.
I think you have some misconceptions about the range of possibilities of how people react to being raped.
It's pretty common for the victim to justify it to themselves before realizing its rape, even in extreme cases.
How was the Spitfire a great interceptor?
I understand that it gets to bomber altitude quickly but when it's there the 109 performs way better at that height.
Mk1 and mk2 best spits.
Fuck your ugly 20mills.
>How was the Spitfire a great interceptor?
Well, its record during the Battle for Britain speaks for itself.
But that aside, the Me109 was arguably a better all round fighter (it was not without its flaws though).
Nope. It's specifically stated that WW2 in Europe is her area of expertise.
Show off your tanks, weebs.
Boy do i agree with this. Hispano cannon SUCKED.
Also the Swordfish. So ancient yet so good.
Her interest is mainly German and European history with a focus on WW2.
She'd probably love to hear about all the interesting stuff happening in the country of the literal iron curtain.
Apparently you can mod it into Steel Fury.
Hey now. The Hispano might not have worked over half the time but when it did, sweet Jesus did those HE-I rounds eat aircraft for breakfast.
It seems like the guy who took a screenshot didn't even turn on AA, but yeah it's old but at least it's not Panzer Elite graphics.
You can also mod in Panther F for your Juusensha cosplaying. Nothing's better than an old-ass PC game.
That's not my problem.
My problem is the horrible balance that makes 95% of the roster useless.
WT has the same issues.
I never play above Tier VII even though I've been playing WoT for 2 years now. VIII, IX, and X are so unbalanced it's actually hilarious.It's a pity too, because one of my favourite tanks in the game is the Centurion, and I just can't play with it because the games aren't fun at that level.
Well I've never spent a cent on the game, and I have a garage of the 20 tanks I actually wanted in the game.
Unless Wargaming keeps finding "long lost blueprints", they're gonna run out of tanks to add in the next year or two. Like, maybe then they'll actually do what they should have been doing all along instead of adding more and more tanks; balance the game.
I fail to see how the money element and the balance issues at the higher tiers are linked though - unless you're talking about premium tanks.
What's the point of even having all those tanks when everyone's using IS-6, IS-3, O-I, 88mm Jagdtiger, T26E4 and other objectively superior tanks anyway?
To get admired for having a rare tank in the 30 seconds before you get destroyed?
what's up with that Pekoe muscle stuff on pixiv?
Is it biology or canibalism?
Only issue then is that some countries would be without tanks from Tier VII upwards.
The main reason the French tech tree doesn't have a full Medium stank line is because not even enough experimental or blueprint tanks exist to fill it.
They even made an official + translated manga guide to the game.
One particular Tier VI heavy has all the raw power you'll ever need.
Actually make that 2.
Also other KV variants and the M6 are pretty fun.
Actually never mind, seems like the subs are in estonian. I probably could understand it from my basic anime tier japanese and similarities in finnish and estonian, but I don't think I could sit through it without laughing to the subs the whole time.
Why don't we sexualize her more?
>Awesome! Boko anime is going to be released on Blu-ray Box! (Awesome?)
>It is super awesome! Boko anime was only released on DVD , this is the first time it is released on Blu-ray!
>Now we can watch Boko in full HD!
(Calm down Miporin!)
>Aaa~ If only there is someone I could share this excitement with!
We don't know for sure she's actually Miho.
>Two girls can copulate with a hamburger