How much is the finale going to be rushed?
Will the epilogue be cut?
PSA from the DEWAG Berlin-intern VAA
Two nights ago we suffered a devastating shelling of our offices at Nalepastraße 203/205 in Oberschöneweide by counter-revolutionary forces.
Due to proximity to the frontline we have relocated to Wilhelmstraße 67 in Mitte to assure the safety of our staff.
Please do not worry, for terrorist actions wil never dull the passion for Katja that we here at the VAA have in our hearts.
PSA from the Ministerium für Staatssicherheita
Why are our enemies increasing their terror activities against Katja and peace?
Because they find themselves in a difficult position. Their plans for bullying Katja discreetly have failed. The powerful and growing movement for Katja, for peaceful negotiations and for an
accord on Bullying has made the bully position more difficult and has changed the balance of power to the benefit of the Katja camp.
The important lesson we must draw from this month of März is this: Given the reality of a divided Germany, the imperialist occupation of West Germany and the existence of the bully
bridgehead in West Berlin, all Katja-loving Germans, and particularly the citizens of the Deutsche Demokratische Republik, must be doubly alert.
By law only Genosse Theodore can bully Katia.
Es lebe die Deutsche Demokratische Republik
Official Schwarzesmarken soundtrack by Roger Waters of Pink Floyd is the only soundtrack for current events, comrades.
Also, commissar Gretel just got the Puhdy's last album right before going to REMOVE MORE STASI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxITXgetyQw
Have you remembered to praise her today?
How many Stasi dick can take this perfect semen demon ?
In her darkest moments, she heard Allah.
No. She is for my and my comrades dicks from Wojskowe Służby Wewnętrzne.
>tfw Anett joins the Middle-Eastern Union in the Suez canal
>bullying and raping Katia
My brother! We will bring Jihad upon these filthy infidels!
>I'm just pleasure Katia's perfect body.
She already has Theo for that.
>She already has Theo for that.
Please anon, he's faggot. She want my dick. Just look her face
I hate Suzy.
>still waiting for all those kamiges to be translated
Just end my suffering
Theo: muh Katia
Lise: muh onii-chan
Iris: muh Jurgen
Katia: muh reunification
Sylwia: muh Walther
Walther: muh Poland
Suzy: muh revolution
Anett: muh dead friends
Gretel: muh liver
Axmann: muh discs
Axmann's fucboi: muh Axmann
Circe: muh west Germany
Joachim: muh subordinate's ass
Pham: muh flowers
Schmidt: muh nukes
Heim: muh pride
Beatrix: muh Jurgen's ideals
Farka: muh identity
I can't help you Anon, but I know some sisters who can.
Not really, but it can't do any harm.
>Dont we need a quantum computer for this?
I like this better
Okay, I can see we are using different definitions of "spoiled" here, for some reason I had thought that Baldr Sky somehow conveyed the plot of MLA to you (which really is rather possible)
Did the bullying went too far?
I just remembered Lise going nuts out of nowhere on a grappler in the VN.
Bullying never stops.
Not that grappler-kun doesn't deserve bullying.
Imagine you are having a fun time in your Mig and fighting baters, and suddenly you see the colossal piece of shit and uselesness known as Grappler. Wouldn't you be offended too?
>fortified suits are god tier fanart
>do their best to minimize it in the anime
>Watanabe: Muh war epic
Are you sure anon?
Quite certain that is someone else.
They get AKM'd or so I've read
A fair enough concession.
Still, bear in mind that even with the BETA incursion, Japan has it easy compared to a lot of other countries, especially in Unlimited, and the area that East Germany encompasses is almost entirely landlocked.
Plus, duties. You think they're going to swan off to the beach to engage in leisurely activities when they have lasers and Stasi to deal with?
Why do Americans hate Lise and Beatrix so much?
Iris seems to be looking forward to Beatrix's death.
>/a/ notices the lack of Beatrix on ML's official English poll last night
>/a/ throws a fit
>they add Beatrix onto the polls
>she's competing against Schmidt and Axmann, not Iris and Pham
I guess it's enough of a concession. She'd lose terribly in the general female poll anyways.
We fear our government, just not in a very intelligent manner. Americans would rather rally around keeping healthcare privatized, or forcing the government to turn over control of public goods to corporations than the government spying on us or the Patriot Act.
She's on there.
I bet having a puppy to care for would have done wonders for her psyche.
I don't think they raped them, and Annette is a genuinely nice, normal girl thrown into the hell that is Muv-Luv DDR. Even if she thinks the stasi deserve death, she still hates killing other living, breathing, human beings.
That's what she says to herself but we all know the truth
Damn shes really putting it down.
Well, really, it's a choice between one adaptation transforming her into an accepting killer, and the LN describing every thought and feeling Farka experiences as Anette's CIWS turns her into paste.
Pick your poison, one slightly less edgy than the other.
schwarzesmarken slice of life moe show when?
Can't come soon enough. Those girls need it.
I remember when this was first posted and people claimed TE Extra back then as well. Hopefully I'm not being trolled again.
Imagine Sylwia getting so drunk that she'd drop all her cold play, haha, and just goes all flirty lovey-dovey on Walter while the poor fellow has to sit there and battle with his raging boner threatning to break the zipper of his pants in front of everyone, who is also drunk as fuck. Katia and Lise already battling for Theo's dick on Theo's dick and Beato losing all control and just tribbing the fuck out of Irisdina.
Working those muscles and kegel exercises will make that vagina tighter than a virgin. The only thing large enough to cause permanent stretching of the vaginal walls is a babies head
or more. No number of dicks is gonna do jack shit.
She's not as smart as Yuuko, but Beatrix is definitely one of the most intelligent females on the cast. She was top of her class back in BiS, she was one of the top grads at the Air Academy (only being beaten by Iris for valedictorian), and she managed to outsmart and defeat a major general with four decades of experience in multiple battles, all after just turning 23 and putting on Major. Beatrix could've been one of the top officers in the UN had she survived.
Unless she played the dumb awkward virgin in bed I can't believe he was surprised when she told him what had been her profession for 3 years.
>Beatrix could've been one of the top officers in the UN had she survived.
Yeah, if she had the will to live. Only thing keeping her going is Jurgen's dreams. She's a pretty fragile person otherwise.
Of course that I love my meganekko goddess
No, I'm saying that without Jurgen keeping her going, she's weak. She doesn't have the resilience or strength of character that Irisdina or Gretel have. She's already mostly given up.
Lise was built for sex. It sucks that she didn't get the first time she wanted but she got the one dick that mattered to her in the end. No purer semon demon ever to come out of Germany.
Beatrix is a classical example of why evil girls make the best wives.
as much as i love gretel is better to be dead than red
I do, I bought some of their Pollandball made 3HP grass trimmers and chainsaws for fucking pocket change, NAC brand.
Great fucking tools, they're no Stihl though, but beats paying 6 times more.
>How much is the finale going to be rushed?
All of it. Beatrix still has to kill Walter and Sylwia, Katia has to give her speech, Iris has to be rescued and tell Theo the best way to kill her former best friend / give her speech to the rebels,
PENETRATION, and Ketchup fucking up Iris/Theo's happy ending
>Will the epilogue be cut?
You mean the afterword with Theo and Katia on a train, probably.
Time for the partyvan
>reading the end of chapter 6 in the final volume
>Katia starts talking about instituting democratic reforms and completely throwing out the old government
>says that everone should be evacuated
>Talks about not enforcing the cruel standards of the old regime
>Say that if we all unite, everything is sure to be alright as Heim bugs out
Are you fucking kidding me Katia. I thought you were smarter than this.
No wonder Beatrix was freaking the fuck out. Also, sending a bunch of people to tear down the wall and sing kumbaya with the West in the middle of a war is not the best move.
She basically destroyed any chance of negotiation.
I agree, everyone likes Katia, but she's not very many people's favorite. She's nowhere near as polarizing as Gretel or Beatrix.
I thought Suzy was the big winner at the end.
>>I agree, everyone likes Katia, but she's not very many people's favorite.
Exactly. She's an extremely popular girl -overall-, just not -the most- for... well, most.
Though personally speaking, Katia's my favorite SM.
You know that there is a reason why all the eastern block revolutions ended peacefully, right? (except for Romania)
Hell, even in the first free election the commies in Bulgaria won
The SED must be freaking out though. Two coups in as many weeks, the last guy was a Russian agent, now come these guys, who have a 15 year old as a figurehead. The country has lost all international credibility.
No wonder the front colapsed, there was no way such a country could survive.
>There will never be PLA J-8 TSF animated during their diversional attacks on Kashgar Hive.
Here, shes good with weapons, removes kebab, will clean and shine your boots, fanatically loyal, and can suck your dick like a pro if you're into that sort of thing. Also keep away from small children.
One less Eishi on the Front is always good news for me.
I will teach Lise how to use 4chan and corrupt her in a way even Ketchup couldn't even dream of.
don't forget sexiness (if the heroine isn't the hottest girl, they are) and in Beatrix's case, mad loyalty
wait, so she didn't actually mean what she said? she was lying about her political intentions?
current SM is much funnier
> dude fights and suffers to liberate country, kill a bad guy and get a waifu
> literally loses everything to do so
> his waifu dies
> country gets overrun by man eating aliens
> he eventually becomes a bigger bad guy than the one he killed
At least I know how to Party!!!
Shoulda taken the imouto's advice.
Iris and Beatrix are Hefeweisen and Dunkelweisen respectively, very similar but one light and one dark for that whole duality thing.
Sylwia is a West Coast IPA. She's Pale, bitter and very cold. However, if you give her the chance she deserves, she's absolutely delightful.
Lise is a Pilsner. Delicious, Accessible, with a little more complexity than initially meets the eye. Everyone has had her more times than they can remember, and sometimes they did things they regret because of her influence. A night with her is always more fun when you share her with your friends.
Pham is AB/Inbev Budweiser. Why? She's inexplicably popular with Americans, and while she's sort of intended to resemble European varieties, she's actually made out of rice. Just like Pham trying to stop Lise, Bud doesn't stand a chance against a true Pilsner. (Stella, of course, is Stella. Indistinguishable from Bud, except made out of corn instead of rice)
Gretel is a stout. Dark, strong, maybe even a little intimidating initially, but also surprisingly gentle and easy to get along with.
Annette is a North West Pale Ale. She's got a little bit of a bitter side to her that might turn some people off, but nowhere near what Sylwia has. Instead, you get an affectionate, floral bouquet that is almost sweet, and seems specifically designed for you to fall in love with her.
Katja is a an amber ale, what Canadians would describe as a pale ale even though they're wrong. It's mild and gentle exterior hides an enormous complexity that seems to give you a different side of her with every sip.
Kirke is a porter. Similar in a lot of ways to the stout, but with a little bit stronger if less dense flavor to her that really sticks with you.
>kill a bad guy and get a waifu
bad girl anon
>Gretel is a stout. Dark, strong, maybe even a little intimidating initially, but also surprisingly gentle and easy to get along with.
Best girl and best beer
>he eventually becomes a bigger bad guy than the one he killed
Implying that Beatrix isn't way more evil than the Master.
With all the tomato to be found in Ketchup, Axmann is clearly a bloody mary.
Theo is a lukewarm bottle of Night Train Express. He'll get the job done, very effectively, but you'll pay for it later on and it's really up for debate whether he is in fact better than nothing.
Walther is a Hot Toddy, particularly good for when you aren't feeling well.
Let's see, Theo is crushed on/flirted with/tried to be converted by:
I'd say there's something to Theo that draws girls to him, even if he is a major asshole who won't hesitate to kill you just because you're cute or pretty.
He was probably satisfactory, but she was crying for him because her love for him was the one thing that kept her going for all those years getting fucked by hundreds of faceless stasi cocks and she probably could have rubbed herself with his floppy noodle for an hour with no effect, and still come away satisfied if he snuggled with her afterwards.
Like their stupid little riot would affect anything anyway.
The irony is the line:
She just acts like "a girl," or more accurately, an over-the-top facsimile of how a cliché otaku might describe "that 3-D bitch, looking down on me."
We’re supposed to excuse her behavior because of her dark sordid evil science past. She’s going to act like a complete bastard for the entire show using her sob story as a shield. Its boring and irritating.
None of them except for Martin could protect their girls.
I don't think their pasts really excuse their actions, even if I do think it makes them sympathetic.
> or more accurately, an over-the-top facsimile of how a cliché otaku might describe "that 3-D bitch, looking down on me."
Beatrix, yeah, but she doesn't like the 666th that much. To Jurgen she was 10/10 waifu material.
Lise is hardly what I'd call a facsimile of 3DPD
There's something MALodorous about that post.
Nobody could seriously hate on the only two girls in the show whose plans aren't complete unworkable shit.
>She just acts like "a girl," or more accurately, an over-the-top facsimile of how a cliché otaku might describe "that 3-D bitch, looking down on me."
>We’re supposed to excuse her behavior because of her dark sordid evil science past. She’s going to act like a complete bastard for the entire show using her sob story as a shield. Its boring and irritating.
Typical excuses used by waifufags!
It's clearly the best idea on the entire show. Considering what the state has done to them, the idea that they have any duty or moral obligation to defend the DDR is laughable at best. It's no less selfish than Ursula "I wanna find out where my dad is buried" Strachwitz, and reunification is literally pointless if Seelow Heights falls.
Waifufags are the cancer ruining.
They never reunite. The West had some sort of deal with Beatrix apparently and didn't like the new government not holding the line or someshit. Makes Beatrix's final lines all the more poignant.
But then, why would you be stupid enough to follow a 15 year old girl. Iris or Gretel I could see, but Katia?
Well yeah, I was speaking for the plan of reunification, not the actual event. It's all the more stupid considering they fail to get the west to go along with it. For their reckless stupidity, Theo, Iris and Ursula have far more blood on their hands than Beatrix.
And Stasimouto still has the best plan.
To be fair, Iris was intelligent enough to realize that the West did not have the DDR's best interests in mind (contrasting Beatrix's muh UN, and Katia's muh unification). She even tells off Katia on this, but Katia was like nuh-uh, I'm gonna cry now. Iris's only ideals was saving as many East Germans as possible, killing Beatrix, and later on, marrying Theo (or at least cohabiting with him).
They all lose. Every single one of them
except maybe Gretel, but even then she's severely hurt/burnt after Martin finds her
One of the tragedies of Iris and Beatrix was that if they set aside their differences for even five minutes, they could have both gotten what they wanted for the DDR. Unfortunately, they both hated each other for Jurgen's fate, and that was impossible.
>Beatrix convinces Iris to work with Stasi to defend the DDR
>Iris convinces Beatrix to let non-essential civilians leave
>the line holds, europe and the pople of the DDR are both protected.
Unfortunately, both of them wanted to punish the other more than they wanted to succeed. Beatrix is definitely also at fault here, imagine if she had given the detained members of the 666th some of her pastries instead of beating them.
Yeah, it's telling that Beatrix was willing to entertain negotiations with Heim up until Theo bailed Iris out. Afterwords, she took the gloves off and it was a fight to the death.
Katia doesn't get the Theo bowl and her ideals are rebuffed a few months later.
Annette's PTSD is worse than ever.
I guess you could say Kirke is a winner though.
Clearly, the moral of the story is that you should stay in the West.
Can you imagine how much happier Beatrix and Jurgen would have been if they'd just jumped the wall when Axmann started creeping on them?
Everyone would have been happier if they bailed. Its the easy choice, and the smart choice, but may or may not be the right choice.
Reminder that Jürgen was in Bernhard im Schatten (Genres: Shoujo, Drama, Romance, School, Slice of Life, Sol, Fairy Tale), and he was part of Axmann's fucboi harem. Ass and all.
Also, Beatrix wouldn't need to worry about punishing Heim or the rebels if she just sent them into the thick of the battle until the unreliables had all been eaten by betas. But she could use her not punishing them as a rhetorical high ground. That's pretty much classic Soviet tactics.
>Irisdina screws up by selling her brother
>turns Beato into becoming Beato
>Beato in turn helps Axmann
>who in wisted her by making her his bitch
>the same guy that made Lise be Lise
>which was the reason she had to be killed by Theo
>who killed Beato
Will Axman keep getting away ?
Everyone looks incredible when paired with Beatrix.
If you're still mad about Pham
Look at his hair and perfect nails, He's suck a Bishonen!
beta gay Bishounen
She had one of the most painful and gory deaths in the whole LN. Theo also insults her and spits on ideals as she dies. The rebels then use her death for moral purpose and parade her broken MiG around. Finally, everyone remembers her as female Hitler and attributes many of Axmann's crimes to her.
Since you like it so much, here it is without the quality CIWS.