One more month!
Why are they late to get them so often?
Why is Dio Brando so mean?
Create a stand based off your fetish.
You are dropped into your favorite part with stands, with this stand, and you gain a Kira-like set of serial killer instincts that you will act upon using your stand.
What is this stand, what do you do, and how fucked are you?
No. Stop this.
>watch first episode
>shitty antagonist, worthless beta MC, NTR, and sleep-inducing pacing
I was convinced that jojo was nothing but homo erotic posing done by beefed up guys, but this is so bad I can't even be assed to get to those parts to try and quell that belief.
But that's wrong. Johnny and Gyro are homosexuals so it doesn't count. Pic related is best bros, with Gappy and Joshuu as a close second.
Is this the part where we post bait?
Anyone know how to edit gifs and can make a /co/ version of this with some of their autistic jojo drawings?
>Got Boku no whatever the hell and not Strength
Crusaders got me all the way fucked up. Feel like I could match Stands to character names more though.
Kung Pow In 15 minutes with /a/nons
Go get some snacks.
You know where to find the stream.
Will we get those delicious hardcover omnibuses of Jojo after Diamond is Unbreakable has finished airing or not, also what's the word on whether Stardust Crusaders is getting a hardcover reprint, how many volumes would that cover 5?
Post the JoJo chapter that came out the week you were born.
I really wish i got a Rohan chapter but this is dank too.
Hot damn, I was born during the most iconic fight in the whole series.
Both Johnny and Gyro got laid multiple times by women. Maybe their Bi but their certainly not gay.
Chapter 424, bites the dust part 7. This was also the part where we see Bites the Dust in action for the first time.
It was released the day right before I was born
Oh well, born during favorite fight fuck yeah.
>think im going to get kira fight
>gets cheap trick instead
go to the jojo wikipedia and search each part. It will show you the years the part was published. Then, gestimate
>Super Saiyan manlet chapter
Man in the mirror part 6.
How utterly unremarkable
Nice, I was born on the week of the beginning of part 4.
I think mine might've been the second volume of Stardust Crusaders, no idea which chapter was released on the week December 15th happened, I'm guessing it was the fight on the airplane.
Proxy battles fought by proxy fighters. Exciting.
Now just try and tell me Jotaro isn't the best JoJo
Narancia's Aerosmith (3)
I don't know how to react to this
Instead of me shitposting a bunch of their pics, go here and find some of the more autistic ones. And if you could throw this one in, it would be nice
But I already do this in real life...
>what is this stand
It allows me to make any food that I come in contact with, more fattening
>what do you do
Take girls out from tinder on a date to expensive restaurants and buy them everything they want
>how fucked are you
About as fucked as I am in real life
this bait doesn't even taste decent
Part 5 could be pretty fucked sometimes, yeah, but even then it's far better then Part 3.
Part 5 had Soft Machine, Kraftwerk, Beach Boy/Grateful Dead, Little Feat, and others. Part 3 had Oingo and Boingo.
>November 11, 2002
>14 years old
No shit buddy, you just bit a naked hook.
h-hey you cant be here
People are surprisingly knee-jerk about it. I say let them have their fun, being awkward weirdos is exactly the purpose of 4chan. As long as they don't post it here, I couldn't care less.
What luck. A completely insignificant chapter of a part I sort of like.
anyone posting part 5 or later needs to get the fuck out
Nonconfirmed episode list, from my retard mind
Ep 1: Jotaro Kujo meets Josuke Higshikata
Ep 2: Josuke meets Angelo
Ep 3: The Nijimura Brothers (vs Hand/Entering house)
Ep 4: The Nijimura Brothers (vs Bad Company/Chili Pepper)
Ep 5: Koichi's Echoes
Ep 6: Hazamada's Surface
Ep 7: Yukako is in Love (Yandere/Kidnapping)
Ep 8: Yukako is in Love (Studying/vs Yukako)
Ep 9: Let's Eat Italian
Ep 10: Red Hot Chili Peppers (vs Oku)
Ep 11: Red Hot Chili Peppers (vs Josuke)
Ep 12: Something Dangerous
Ep 13: Manga-Ka's House (Reveal/vs Oku)
Ep 14: Manga-Ka's House (vs Josuke/Hair FlashbacK)
Ep 15: Let's go Hunting
Ep 16: Rohan's Adventure
Ep 18: Shigechi's Harvest (Budding/Jewing/Lotto)
Ep 18: Shigechi's Harvest (Bank/Chase/vs Harvest)
Ep 19: Kira wants a Quiet Life (Kira Sneaking/Discovery)
Ep 20: Kira wants a Quiet Life (vs Killer Queen/People of Morioh-cho)
Ep 21: Yukako wants to be Cinderella (Makeover/Spaghetti/Super Makeover)
Ep 22: Yukako wants to be Cinderella (Spaghetti 2/Kissu/Ending)
Ep 23: Sheer Heart Attack (Punching/Tricking/Act 3 reveal)
Ep 24: Sheer Heart Attack (3Freeze/vs Kira/Escape)
The next chapter is a bit closer to the day, but not in the same week.
Well, damn, would you look a that. I was born around chapter 6 of Dio's World. Coolio.
Chapter 410, exactly on my birthday.
Totally okay with this.
Sheer Heart Attack part 1, neat
What are some good ideas for a setting in a new part?
I think Italian Renaissance would be amazing.
Funny, because I always liked Cheap Trick
not if it takes place in
Then there would be stand fights between skyscrapers and in the sewers and stuff. It would still smell like shit, but what can you do, it's Ohio.
different kind of cold. Ohio is wet and freezing, but it isn't in the tundra.
Diavolo Rising, 582
pretty happy since i really like that fight
Kakyoin died right before I was born, he died so I could live.
Stand Name: Twisted Sister
>I wasn't born during my favorite part
At least this one came out on my literal birthday
if you were friends with a Stand user who would be the most useful friend to have around.
I visited family in Ohio once and hated it
ever since then I have had an intense desire to see others live out my same pain, my same torture. Ohio is literal ass.
Also, Devo is from there.
Italian Food Part 2: Electric Boogaloo
>tfw no chapter came out on your week
Was that REALLY 2lewd4chan? The average anime delves far past ecchi like that, c'mon now.
This officially makes me the coolest motherfucker here, just a heads up.
I want to fuck doppio. Does that make me gay?
It would be great to see more Kira in the first half.
But knowing how shitpaced Part 3 was, I think it will display more like this:
1 Jotaro Meets Josuke !
2 Anjuro's Aqua Necklace
3 The Nijimura Brothers (1)
4 The Nijimura Brothers (2)
5 The Nijimura Brothers (3)/ The Lock
6 Koichi Echoes
7 Surface (1)
8 Surface (2)
9 Yukako in love (1)
10 Yukako in love (2)
11 Yukako in love (3)
12 Let's go out Italian
13 Red Hot Chilli Pepper (1)
14 Red Hot Chilli Pepper (2)
15 Red Hot Chilli Pepper (3)
16 Picked up something bad
17 The Mangaka's house (1)
18 The Mangaka's house (2)
19 Let's go Hunting (1)
20 Let's go hunting (2)
21 Kishibe Rohan's Adventure
22 Shigechi's Harvest (1)
23 Shigechi's Harvest (2)
24 Yoshikage Kira wants a quiet life
25 People Of Morioh-cho
Season 2 (2017)
1 Yukako & Cinderella (1)
2 Yukako & Cinderella (2)
3 Sheer Heart Attack (1)
4 Sheer Heart Attack (2)
5 Sheer Heart Attack (3)
6 Atom Heart Father (1)
7 Atom Heart Father Father (2)/Yoshikage's new face
8 Janken Boy's coming (1)
9 Janken Boy's coming (2)
10 I Am An Alien (1)
11 I Am An Alien (2)
12 Highway Star (1)
13 Highway Star (2)
14 Cats likes Yoshikage Kira (1)
15 Cats likes Yoshikage Kira (2)
16 Superfly (1)
17 Superfly (2)
18 Enigma Boy (1)
19 Enigma boy (2)
20 Cheap Trick
21 My Dad is not my Dad/ Another one bites the dust (1)
22 Another one bites the dust (2)
23 Another One bites the dust (3)
24 The Invincible Crazy Diamond (1)
25 The Invincible Crazy Diamond (2)
26 Goodbye Morio-cho the Golden heart
Happy early birthday, anon. Have some part 7 genderbends.
The English release came out exactly on my birthday.
STAND NAME: 「BIGGIE SMALLS」
STAND ABILITY: The ability to resize objects. Used mainly to make one person in a couple like 3 feet taller.
>Was born between volume 48 and 49 of Part 5
It fits because I also looked like a fag when I was 15
>The invincible crazy diamond
That makes me unreasonably upset, but not as upset as knowing that there's a good chance they'll name those episodes like that
If I don't fucking see "Crazy Diamond is Unbreakable" I'm going to be rustled as fuck
Birthday is June but this came out May, either that or July chapter.
I've got nothin' good to give you back but happy late birthday man.
My name is Doppio, that's pretty neat
Type your birthdate here. It will tell you the most popular songs in that day for the US and UK, pick one of the two because that is now your stand, what does your Stand do?
「End of the Road」
Enhanced instincts (including survival), basically a less shitty version of Survivor, which only works for the stand user himself.
My stand「Informer」allows me to listen to what the user is "saying" at any time. Once my stand attaches to you, it will hear any conversation you have, whether it be over the phone, in person, or through email!
Best character was born 1 day after I was
On the exact day. Neat.
「Listen To Your Heart」
My stand is the automatic offensive type, like Sheer Heart Attack or Highway Star, that 「targets」my enemies based on their 「heartbeat」. It moves at a steady pace and will pass through walls, and will never ever stop once it has acquired a 「target」.
The only way to defeat it is to 「raise」 your 「heartbeat」to an unnaturally high level through physical exertion etc (panic won't do it), or stop your heart like Jotaro did in DIO's World.
>TFW Bohemian Rhapsody is taken already
Fuck you and your defective offspring Dio.
「Black or White」, it has the power to affect the 「perception」 of others- mainly, it can either obscure or reveal things to a subject at the user's will (the user can make use of this themselves of course). The limitation is that the user has to know exactly what they're revealing or obscuring. Also a punchghost, probably an unimpressive one though.
Whenever I dance, my stand hypnotizes anyone watching, forcing them to enter my range and dance.
>I will always love you by Whitney Houston
Ugh, well, no thanks I suppo-
>「Blood In, Blood Out」
Sorry, fuckers, I'm pulling a jorge ad taking a movie name, because holy shit, hell yeah.
As far as abilities, it's Stone Free mixed with Foo Fighters and a healthy dose of
Punchghost form, manipulates「Blood」with the downside being like stone free if I over exert myself I fall unconcious and die in minutes.
Exactly. If this happened in the current lewder era there would certainly be something like a BJ scene, or a girl having to keep someone "excited" in some way to keep them alive while they find a way to track me down.
「Heartbeat / Tragedy」
A stand with the ability to manipulate luck both negatively and positively. As the user's heartbeat increases, the stand allows for greater and greater feats of luck by the user, up until the point at which the user's bpm is dangerously high, when the stand allows for a limit break of sorts, and the target is killed in a fantastic way, a "tragedy". Negatives include the fact that over time the stand harms the user through continued use. I'd probably have to take heart medication or use a pacemaker.
Ooh, several good choices. I initially wanted to go with Good Enough which would be OP, Heal the World for fixing broken knees, but i think I have to go with 「Would I Lie to You」
Non combat Stand, allows the user to gain the trust of those in close proximity to them, even up to convincing them of absurd falsehoods. Range to convince others of bullshit is very short, but the range to keep someone convinced is moderate.
Oh sweet bro, that's really-
Oh goddammit, I was off by a year.
Why do they all look like Lord Voldemort?
your stand grants people a big booty and a large erect penis. you challenge your target to a foot race, and if you win they die. the throbbing penis and large butt they now possess cause them to lose the race and you win.
I feel like we are a team. The heroes eventually beat us by getting your heartbeat to exactly match one of theirs (through some sort of fucking with your pacemaker), causing my stand to kill you, we panic as 「Listen To Your Heart」locks onto you, you try to use 「Heartbeat / Tragedy」in a way to defend yourself that ends up killing both of us with the 「Tragedy」.
It's a short range stand with the power to change the "quality" of anything I touch, making it better or worse. I could make someone I touch out of shape, or bring them to peek condition, or if I touched a metal pipe, I could decrease the quality of it's metalwork.
Yeah there are loads of different ways our stands could combo and be defeated in an Araki-style way. Then we have our little brother here >>138974818 who drew the short stick.
Fuck, now I see how the /co/ autism started, this shit is addictive.
has the power to make you forget what you were just thinking about. While under its control if your mind wonders to a different thought you forget the last thought effectively rendering them to know nothing of how to beat you or that they are even in a stand battle. weakness is the opponent turning off their thoughts and fighting with instincts alone.
HAH. I could fuck your world up, brother. I am all ABOUT not thinking.
I got my face the same week Kira got his new face.
My UK song one is actually better, Black Box - Ride on Time
My stand, 「Black Box」activates on its user's death, preserving a perfect「recording」of the user's last five minutes that cannot be destroyed - like a version of them in stand form that repeats their last actions.
However, my stand's second ability is「Ride on Time」is activated if 「Black Box」's recording can complete it's routine to the moment of the user's death, at which point time is reset to the original point five minutes before, with the original「recording」version still playing out -there are now two versions of the user.
The user can watch and piece together what went wrong to cause them to die, changing it to not happen - every time it does,「Ride on Time」activates again.
The way the heroes defeat me is starting a loop where the「recording」kills the time traveled version every time. So a mix of the Part 4 and Part 5 ends.
Josuke's mom needs some more love too.
Sets out to find what I really want out of life and sets things in motion no matter what until it becomes reality. Automatic, can be used only once throughout life as it'll be attached to whatever ends up being destiny.
Judgment ripoff. Disguises itself as someone's greatest desire to lure them in and make them vulnerable. It will then attempt to shatter their dream by revealing its what ifs and having the victim experience what could go wrong. It has a mind of its own and adopts a personality depending on the nature of one's desire, though it is always very judgemental and nitpicky, and will angrily stop its own user if they get in the way of its performance. If angered by someone who can overcome its psychological attack, it will get angry, mix its current form with that of the victim's greatest fear to create a monstrosity, and then attack them with killing intent.
I WANT TO LICK FROM HER KNEE TO HER ASSHOLE
I want her to smash my face against a wall
It came out the day before my birthday. I'll take it.
「Killing Me Softly」
All damage inflicted to me is also dealt to the person who caused it exactly like how the wounds of a Stand are transfered to its user.
This works even if the damage was caused indirectly. If I slip on a banana peel and break my finger, the person who dropped the peel gets his finger broken too.
Well it could also be that it sets things in motion but it doesn't actually protects your or your feelings. It'll do whatever it deems necessary to achieve that something. Pain and suffering still ensues.
「I Don't Want to Miss a Thing」
It raises the users 「awareness」, even during slumber, allowing one to 「predict」 and 「understand」 events by "reading the air" and detecting minute, usually unnoticeable cues.
Basically, it's like a more convulted Epipath.
fetish: sex change (none of that tumblr bullshit though)
I basically change my sex and the victims so it's harder and harder to find out who is the killer.
and then I tell them to check their priviledge
I actually found my own hands really attractive so I thought Kira was weird when I read DiU for the first time. Then JJL Kira came along and apart from being a ship doctor (I'm terrified of the ocean) he's literally me. Now I love both renditions of Kira.
I got [Candle In The Wind]. I'm usually good at coming up with Stands related to the name but not blatantly, but I'm actually stumped. You could go in a lot of different directions with that name.
What's going on here?
It is too late, Anon.
You cannot stop HEAVEN