Welcome to the Succubus store, /a/
What would you like to order?
I'll take the ojou-sama/nee-san package
>that burly dude with oneexshota fantasy
Fucking patrician taste. That's what I'd go for too. Turn myself into a shota again with endless onee-san femdom.
Monstergirls. Female knights. Cake OLs. Schoolgirl senpais. I'll order them all.
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
>wanting to ruin perfection
Oh yeah, these girls have a tall order ahead of them.
And I'll do fourth from the left for absolutely relentless, hardcore doggy style anal pounding. And if possible I'd like the dfc two bitches to the left to finish me off with her mouth.
Brunette meido has smallest breasts, which means she is the LEWDEST to make up for lack of useless meat. Just look at that fucking expression. I wanna be milked by her for hours.
Gonna be totally straight with you here dude, I haven't even watched Konosuba, I'm just here to get a boner.
Fun fact: the fanservice episode that features the succubus characters was animated with lots of QUALITY. There is disagreement about whether or not it was intentional, but I guess we'll find out with the BD release.
This flat enough?
A lewd masochist paladin
I'd like to start with some femdom cbt with NTR, and then a genderbending followed by gangbang and mindbreak.
I'd like to ask your most inexperienced succubus to take my order.
>Ask her what kind of sex she'd hate more than anything else in the world
>"I'll take that, then."
>Also ask for her to star in the dream
>I fapped furiously to this QUALITY scene
This fucking show, man.
My order is to be a tomboy being spit-roasted by two traps
Unity through dick.
It would be pretty nice to have one version for laughing and one version for fapping. If nothing else the porn that came out of this show was pretty damn nice, lots of love for the booty thanks to the buttgoddess, and there's never too much of that.
They would just grow dicks and take turns cumming in you dood
You know I really wanna say you're a turboqueer for wanting to get dp'd by girlyboys, but trapXtomboy is such patrician taste that I'm going to have to let you off the hook on that one.
>He doesn't know about male succubus
You've obviously never been to a succubus brothel if you don't know that's shorthand for ordering a specific type of dark skinned tattooed trap that likes being abused. Fucking newbies I swear.
Preferably the onee-san/ara-ara variety
Tender and loving domination by an onee-chan type. Ara ara~ and ufufu~ optional.
I'll take this one please.
>***,**6位/***,**6位 (**6,255 pt) [*,285予約]
Still going up.
Anyone else ever get uncomfortable knowing the FBI pretty much knows everything you post in threads like these? All I can think about is that one ponyfag who FoIA'd his own file and got everything he'd ever posted. EVERYTHING.
if it weren't for that I might actually post more.
>All I can think about is that one ponyfag who FoIA'd his own file and got everything he'd ever posted. EVERYTHING.
Do you have more on this? This sounds absolutely hilarious.
>… I suddenly noticed something.
>“Nah, let me ask you, can you see really clearly in the dark?”
>Hearing my question, Aqua said with an ‘obviously’ expression.
>“My vision now is no different in broad daylight. What is it?”
>“So when we were sleeping in the stables together, you saw everything?”
>“I didn’t see anything. Because when I hear the sound of fap fap fap, your back was facing me.”
>“… Thank you for your mercy Aqua-sama.”
Holy fuck, I thought Aqua was just making shit up when she mentioned him fapping.
It was in like 2012. Some ponyfag from when /mlp/ was fresh out of the purge decided he wanted to know what the government had been recording about him, so he Freedom of Information Act'd himself and got all the information he'd ever put online about himself, and everything he'd ever posted or written about ponyfaggotry in a folder named 'ponyboy'.
The FBI literally watches you fap.
>in a folder named 'ponyboy'.
Going from left to right ill take number 5.
I'd laugh if I wasn't intensely worried.
>tfw huge vanillafag
I find as time goes on I have less and less to worry about. The more extreme stuff just gets boring and you're more concerned with the boner in your heart than the one in your pants.
Then you don't really have to worry, just don't become a political dissident or do anything really stupid. Then they'll never drag out your entire 4chan posting history and roast you alive with it when you get to court.
>if you dont eat it when its fresh youve ruined it.
u w8 mot
I'm going to impregnate not only every chuuni in that village, but also every succubus in that brothel.
BEST CHARACTER COMING THROUGH.
Turn myself into a girl. Have urge to poop go into the public bathroom. Sit down start to pee, all while getting ready to push. I hear some commotion outside, but think nothing of it due to having to poop real bad. I start to get half of it out when I hear a loud noise of the wall outside caving in. I look up, and see a Ceratosaurus looking over my stall. I freeze not knowing what to do, but knowing I'm fucked. The Ceratosaurus roars, and launches his jaw toward me. I scream, while he crunches down on me holding me right below my tits. He yanks me up swinging me back and forth. All while my I'm still shitting. At this point its landing everywhere, and I start to have diarrhea to. He then throws me to the other side of the room. I'm bleeding profusely at this point, and in alot of pain. I start to crawl toward the door, pants, and panties, still around my ankles. He catches me though, and steps on me as to not allow me to escape. I scream as he starts to eat my pussy and anus, as most predators to as it is the natural soft spot of the body. I then start to fade away as I finally die.
I don't get this episode
why is it all hush hush?
the guys are getting rid of their sexual frustration in a safe and controlled way
but the succubus and Kazuma act like it's some crime to just admit he called a succubus to come jerk him off because he was feeling lonely
would they rather have him rape them while they're sleeping like aqua jokes about in the first few episodes then?
or is this a thing where people pretend that unattractive and unappealing people have no sex drive?
idk, but given the fact that they turned 2 books into 1 season and it seems pretty hot, it would see we're in for at least 2-3 seasons for this series
which isn't too bad for a comedy SAO
#s 1, 3, 7, and 9 from the left, please, on consecutive nights.
#1 for maid play,
#3 for general bodily use and experimentation,
#7 for rape and abuse, and
#9 for romantic wintertime vanilla sex in front of a fireplace.
A shy inexperienced Onee-san type thank you. I want her to try to keep a straight face but is obviously flustered by my well endowed manhood!
Women don't like competition. If men can get poon from succubi then the value of women's pussy goes down. It's the same reason Darkness and Chris destroyed Kazuma's treasure. They didn't want him to have access to sexual gratification even if they aren't going to give him any.
You realize they suck you dry each time, right?
Consecutive nights would kill you
I'll have a highschool threeway special please
she has the mark of lisha, does that mean she is a succubus?
Time is relative in dreams right?
I wish too have a childhood friend that I marries in the future who will die together peacefully with me in ripe old age surrounded with our great-grandchildren.
>Time is relative in dreams right?
Time is always relative lad. Do you even know who I am?
I'd pretty much just ask to act out this doujin with me as Kasuma
>mfw I give my order and the succubus looks at me in disgust
So you place an order at the Succubus store and the Succubus comes to you and you tell it what you want and it goes:
>B-but Customer-san! I don't know how to do any of that! I've never even heard of the things you want me to do! I just started today and you're my first!
>Besides! Y-you don't want me! I'm just a v-v-irgin!
What do you do?
And that's all the picts of "When Kazuma isn't beta"
Hope there will be more though
> Finally comes to terms that not only is she useless, but she's massive parasite.
Just marathoned the spinoff fanfic.
1. Why is Megumin such an asshole?
2. Why is everyone minus YunYun and Arue such an asshole?
3. Buzucoily should just become an adventurer and bang chicks who dig strong not-too-ugly young wizards. But he's probably too lazy for this.
4. Onion Ducks did nothing wrong.
5. Pucchin best girl.
6. Komekko is damn fearsome.
Kazuma isn't that beta though... at least he isn't as beta as typical MCs. He just genuinely is not interested in his retarded party members. He would fuck a succubus like a champ though, and Darkness too, although he wasn't happy about it.
I dunno anon is your body ready for
MUST NOT... MEGIUMI IS PURE.. PURE
YOU'RE 28 YEARS OLD. GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!
But don't say I didn't warn you when Megumin makes him
All of them. Especially ESPECIALLY the three on the right holy fuck.
I would like a succubus version of this semen demon, where she puts me in prison and plays with me every day.
Incubi are uber alpha dudes, they were an easy way of a wife swearing to her husband that she totally didn't sleep with that tall tanned traveller and that it was a demon.
Succubus (m) are traps.
Not bad could have been better.
SEE YOU BOYS IN 5 MINUTES BABY
>cold bitchi look
Thats one hell of a recipe.
One day, while taking Megumin on her daily Explosion, Kazuma casts Explosion. Megumin's shocked, and asks Kazuma when/how did he learn Explosion? Turns out he successfully made dynamite and merely just casted Tinder, setting it off. He then poses and does a varitation of Megumin's line when they first met, pissing her off. Vanir tells Kazuma's group that there is a way to attain infinite skill points; by intentionally getting level drained and leveling back up again. Kazuma's the only one that can feasibly do this due to his Adventurer class gaining EXP much faster than the girls Advanced classes. Its also at this point where Darkness/Megumin learn that Kazuma's from another world due to Vanir. Kazuma ends up going on an adventure with Wiz and Vanir deep in a dungeon to do so. Upon his return, Kazuma gives Darkness powerful new armor he found inside. Its jet black and looks like armor that someone serving the Demon King will wear. Megumin tries to sleep with Kazuma again but Kazuma tries to chicken out due to the awkwardness living in the same place as Aqua/Darkness. Megumin will have none of that crap and kisses him full on the mouth and admits she loves him. Kazuma's shocked. Megumin tells him she wants to continue, but... She walks to his closet and opens the door, inside is Darkness spying on them.
Kazuma reveals that he used all his money buying Manadite crystals of the highest quality. Its noted that the value of these manadite could buy a castle, and this quantity of manadite had never been seen before, even in wars. He gives it all to Megumin so she can spam Explosion. Megumin to put it simply, was very happy. She starts artillery striking the Demon King's castle with chain Explosions. The Demon King Army starts to leave the castle, and Megumin takes them all out with Explosions. It even ends up destroying the barrier around the castle. It is said that here, Megumin has become the most powerful Arch Wizard in the world, and the others are worried that she'd be labeled a biological WMD by all countries.
Megumin: EXPLOSION! EXPLOSION! EXPLOSION! EXPLOSION! EXPLOSION! EXPLOSION! EXPLOSION! EXPLOSION! EXPLOSION!
Kazuma VS Demon King in his dungeon deep underground. Turns out the Demon King is actually another Japanese. Kazuma stood no chance, despite using Manaite to supplement his meager mana supply. So what does Kazuma do? Remember what he told Megumin way, way back in the beginning of the series? He casts Explosion, collapses the dungeon, killing them both. He ends up back in the afterlife and ultimately uses his wish to go back to that world, but his body is totally gone, so Aqua/Eris makes a new body for him. Of course, he's completely naked and Eris freaks out
Kazuma VS Demon King in his dungeon deep underground. Turns out the Demon King is actually another Japanese. Kazuma stood no chance, despite using Manaite to supplement his meager mana supply. So what does Kazuma do? Remember what he told Megumin way, way back in the beginning of the series? He casts Explosion, collapses the dungeon, killing them both. He ends up back in the afterlife and ultimately uses his wish to go back to that world, but his body is totally gone, so Aqua/Eris makes a new body for him. Of course, he's completely naked and Eris freaks out Open harem end: Aqua, Eris, Megumin, and Darkness (no Iris)
eww wrong pasta, sry
Eris goes with Kazuma and Aqua to the world. They appeared out of nowhere while Megumin, Darkness, Yunyun, Mitsurugi (who was knocked out) and his harem saw the Demon King's dungeon literally implode on itself and lost hope that Kazuma survived. They didn't know who Eris was, but Darkness immediately recoqnized and kneeled before her.
Darkness ends up (happily) chaining herself and Kazuma together until he pays his tax. They end up having to live next to one another. Turns out that because of Kazuma's success, all the Adventuers in town have made it rich and no longer quests, so there are tons of monsters outside town now. Darkness asks him if he likes Megumin. Kazuma starts denying it, but stops when he starts thinking about it and tells his honest feelings to Darkness, that he doesn't know himself. He doesn't hate her, and thinks he is attracted to her as a girl. Darkness is happy for him, and tries to leave the room, and Kazuma notices that she's crying. After talking to her, Darkness admits she likes him. Kazuma's touched and wonders whats with this cliched harem situation. Later that night, Darkness tries to seduce Kazuma, and Aqua/Megumin walks in. Darkness apologises to Megumin, but Megumin's glad she managed to tell him her feelings. Later, the on a mission, Megumin tells Kazuma that the life of an adventurer is usually short, that she doesn't want to die with regret, and asks to come to his room tonight. Later that night, Aqua catches Megumin going to Kazuma's room with her pillow, and declares a pillow fight VS Kazuma. Kazuma: "DAMN IT!!!!!!!"
Open harem end: Aqua, Eris, Megumin, and Darkness (no Iris)
Webnovel, a lot of Light novel in japan are adapted from WN
Yeah but guys can fuck hot girls too. Girls hotter than them and who won't make them jump through a bazillion hoops and spend four to five digits before MAYBE letting them stick it in.
Most of this stuff is pretty good. I just hope we don't get an open end, and the author should spice it up a
lot. She wouldn't just write the same things again, r-right?
I'll take two then
Deliciously plump onee-san succubi with big breasts and bigger dicks to pound my prostate into mush
WHAT. Theres no way this is true. Is it?
How do you think the characters managed to have depth and not be MC dick orbiters? It sure as fuck isn't some sad brain male LN author with a rebirth fetish to wipe away his hikki teenage years.
Yeah and I enjoyed every second of the show. A show I enjoyed was made by a (hot) grill just gives me a boner. She made something I liked, that's hot.
It makes the grill characters even more interesting now. K i'm too horny I really gotta go.
Such are the ways of the world.
More Info and pics on her?
It's a parallel universe. Different tits bouncing physics.
There is a ton of female writers in anime industry.
And most doujins are made by women.
>have depth and aren't just MC dick orbiters
but they are anon, pretty much every character is easily reduced to 1 dimension and 1 dimension only
along with 90% of the character development happening to the MC and the rest being Aqua accepting her situation. the rest of the characters are pretty unchanging throughout the season
and that's not even mentioning that it is a harem, it is one MC with 3 girls around him who want his dick and have very little development on their own
it's plain and simple an extremely shallow eye-candy show let's be honest, but most of this season was the same too and most of what is released in the last 5-10 years is the same too
it stands out in a shitty season, but let's not pretend it's some deep masterpiece
Not having a bland self-insert male MC certainly helps, but I don't think there's anything inherent to male authors that have made then fuck up this premise over and over again.
There is a crippling shortage of this semen demon.
But he's right. They're not all hanging around because of the gravitational pull of MC density, they have their own motivations and reasons to do things. They also do things that don't necessarily involve Kazuma.
So they kept Rin's tail accessory in the anime. GJ Deen.
I don't like this development. I can already accept it turning out to be a cockblock-fest harem situation since the author's not that good. But what irks me especially is the infinite skill point abuse/jet black edgy armor which reeks of something Konosuba shouldn't pull as a parody of those reincarnation WNs.
they are literally around the MC because he's the only person who will take them
they fell in love with the first guy to show them the slightest bit of positive attention and hang on his dick
Wait, that doesn't make them his dick orbiters.
Darkness still hangs out and drinks with other men and has high hopes of getting raped by ugly men. Megumin just wants to keep using Explosion. Aqua wants to go back home.
They have no romantic feelings for Kazuma until much later in the game. They didn't fall in love with him or want his dick at the start or even near the start at all.
I'll take a Futaba and Megumin cosplaying as each other and performing duets at the karaoke bar.
Don't be brave about that, anon, just TRUST me on this.
If this starts to make you inquisitive about it, you take that part of your mind and you punch it until it decides to not look.
I must say /a/.
You guys has to be the best weekly threads this season. Just minimize the megumin spam thread and I'm cool with you guys. Hope that threads like these will not be like Log Horizon S2.
>all those delicious healthy cowtits
Woah, I thought this series was SAO clone.
Are they always wearing outfit like that?
Also, from scale 0-10, how much fanservice that this series have? Because I might pick up this series though
I'll make #3 & #7 scissoring, when I thrust #9 into oblivion at the same time.
I found this on 2ch.
Could someone explain is to me? It's original reference will be in next post
Same texts. I have no idea what it's from really, but I'd guess that's the original image since that artist, Man Gatarou is known for those ridiculous faces. Maybe it's some Japanese meme.
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Megu is older in the web novel version though.
So that is why Megu was more proactive in getting the D from Kazuma.
However, in the LN version, Megu is still not yet 14 years old as stated by her when she was taking a bath together with Kazuma and Kazuma said that she barely manages to squeeze into his strike zone.
The web novel ended much much earlier than planned if you check wayback machine because midway through the web novel, the author says that Kadokawa picked the web novel up so the web novel story was gonna end earlier than planned before eventually 404ing so I doubt the story is gonna end the same way because the author at the time just wanted to rush out an ending to satisfy the web novel readers instead of the ending that might have originally been planned without Kadokawa breathing down one's back since they wanted the web novel page to close down.
Sena is not seen again because Kazuma hasn't gotten in trouble since that time and her job is a Prosecutor so doesn't it make sense that only criminals would have a chance to encounter a Prosecutor compared to a HikkiNeet like Kazuma?
However, Sena has a chance to come back because the Kingdom is trying to sniff out the Chivalrous Thief and they even managed to get a Fortune Teller to tell them that the Thief lives in Axel Town.
So Kazuma may be involved in another court case in the future involving Sena.
But the LN hasn't mentioned her birthday yet which Megu said will be in a few months while in the bath with Kazuma so I assumed that she had not yet turned 14 since the author wouldn't miss out the chance to write out Megu's birthday party.
Kazuma was apparently gaming for more than 2 days straight without any sleep so his heart was weak and shock probably sent an adrenaline rush that killed him.
People can die from just psychological shock you know.
In manga and anime, there are always bad guys that can kill people with illusions because of this.
It wasn't a truck though but a tractor.
And speaking of farm equipment, I would probably end up like Kazuma if I was facing those large harvest wheat tractors that take up a two lane road since imagining all those blades coming at you would likely make you shit your pants.
The one on the right with white hair, the one on the left with white hair and the chocolate flavoured one in the back-left.
It was skipped it. Megumin pointed out how he started harassing her after she turned 14 after Yunyun asked for his baby.
So it was some time between the bath and the V4 cliffhanger.