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Will the KGB twist be canon to the SM VN?
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PSA from the Ministerium für Staatssicherheit

Who are the counter-revolutionaries and what is the goal of their destructive activity?

The bullies, traitors, agents, and West German hirelings who are trying to disrupt our construction with bullying, sabotage, arson, and murder are only the tools of the real culprits, the UN monopolists. As early as 1951, the American Congress authorized $100 million to finance espionage and sabotage in the Soviet Union and Katja's private life. This is widely known. What is less widely known is that the American government approved another $96 million for “anti-Katja underground activity” on 13 June 1953. The notorious West German sabotage and subversion organizations have received a great deal of this money, which they use to finance agents in the DDR.

By law only Genosse Theodore can bully Katia.

Es lebe die Deutsche Demokratische Republik
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Posting best girls.
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Watching this anime reminded me of how Marx literally fucked the whole world up.
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>>138925584
Probably? I can't read moon but the idea seemed neat to me
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>>138925661
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Anyone have more of these kinds of images?
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>>138925813
Katia is not a dog, stop treating her like one.
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>>138925835
Useless dog only good for bullying.
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>>138925813
The CG is up on sadpanda.
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>>138925584

Weren't there supposed to be aliens in this show?
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>>138925835
People call her 柴犬 all the time on twitter.
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>>138925584
>yfw it is canon
>yfw Gregory needs help and calls in a 'special agent'
>yfw Theo vs young Sandek
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>>138925957
So that's who they were referring to all this time.
I'm a buffoon
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>>138925938
The BETA are busy eating Merkel.
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I loved this anime. Should I watch Total Eclipse, the anime from 2012?
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>>138926071
I thought they were busy trying to make Warrior-kun go out
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>>138925913
Nice hips.
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>>138926154
yes
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>>138926203
>Fuck America

Well, she really did
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They should make Sleeping with Katia.
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>>138926269
He's a filthy muggle, not a true patriotic American
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>>138926269
>Yuuya
>American
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>>138926154
Nope.
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Does Theo get together with Irisdina in the end?

He literally killed his own sister for her.
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>>138926331
There's no such thing as a pureblood American, you're either from Africa or Western Europe.
Maybe you can count the Inka and Aztecs, but they're all dead anyway.
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>>138926008
>Sandek

How would this be resolved? Sandek's self preservation instinct is too strong to let him get suckered into a fight he might lose
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>>138926409
Where have you been
She dies
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>>138926409
no
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>>138926409
He killed the hottest woman in Germany too to get that Good Christian pussy.
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>>138926409
No.
Thank fuck
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>>138926478
Simple.
Keikakus vs keikakus.
Every single outcome on both sides is just as planned.
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>>138926409
nah we katia here
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>>138925813
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>>138926510
>>138926512
>>138926535
>>138926556
Watanabe will go full retard and make Theo end up with the girl that had more screentime in the OP than in the entire 12 episodes.
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>>138926154
The TE anime is crap, don't bother. You're better off downloading the Muv Luv trilogy and playing that.
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http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xpp208_pink-floyd-the-final-cut-film-complete-1983_music

Official Schwarzesmarken soundtrack by Roger Waters of Pink Floyd is the only soundtrack for current events, comrades.

Also, commissar Gretel just got the Puhdy's last album right before going to REMOVE MORE STASI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxITXgetyQw
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>>138926633
Whatever. I just want Sylwia to be with Walter.
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>>138926633
Why? He hasn't shown any romantic feelings for Iris so far. He's just 'muh inspirational figure'.
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>>138926668
Both die.
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>>138926668
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>>138926668
I want Theo to be with Anett
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>>138926683
He blushed when she touched his shoulder.
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>>138926683
You think the director cares?
He also liked her in the VN, and that hack mixes everything around, so last second change of heart is not out of the question.
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>>138926702
That's really stretching it.
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>>138926683
Cause he likes busty blondes.
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>>138926699
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>>138926683
He jerks off to her.
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>>138926321

They take her many times.
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>>138926789
No. Kurt rescues her.
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>>138926789
No, they do not.
They just make her piss herself.
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>>138926744
He likes Lise. He always fapped to her and if she were a flat brunette then he would like flat brunettes
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>>138926683
Blame Lise.
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>>138926699
Good taste.
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>>138926699
>I want Theo to be

dead
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>>138926849
>>138926864
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>>138926849
>>138926864
>Axmann made Lise do nude magazine covers

Kek
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>>138926886
>dead
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>>138926849
>>138926864
>Literally Lise with her hair down on the cover
Jesus Onii-chan how unsubtle can you get.
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>>138926927
If only it ended at that.
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>>138926692
Together in death.
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Who is Iris's OTP?
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>>138926886
So he can be together with Lise?
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>>138926905
Theo should let Iris wear the ribbons.
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>>138926967
Onii-chan, later on Theo.

But not like you'll see that in the anime.
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>>138926633
They'll always be no more than his second choice.
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>>138926979
Won't work, Iris is too tall and doesn't remotely act like Lise.
Katia just needs hair dye and she's set.
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>>138926969
In another life perhaps.
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>>138926967
Jurgen.

>>138927009
Her attraction to Jurgen is alluded to very briefly in the ED.
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>>138926979
>let

You mean force her to wear the ribbons.
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>>138926969
>>138926965

Theo's a wreck anyway, he just needs to die in a blaze of glory when he kills Beatrix.
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>>138927052
She lacks the breasts, and implants won't do
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Would Beatrix have been a good wife?
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>>138927112
She's only 15. All she needs are some wholesome GMOs.
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>>138927112
Pregnancy will.
Also he can just think of her as a younger Lise with smaller breasts.
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>>138927102
No woman is safe from the Master.
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>>138927116
>>138927168
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>>138926535
>hottest woman in Germany
Irisdina is the hottest women, fuck are you smoking son
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>>138927148
Yes, and look at the tats Iris and Beatrix were rocking at 15.
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>>138927212
Canonically false.
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>>138927215
As I said, all she needs are some wholesome GMOs to bring her up to speed.
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>>138927212
She's extremely close, but Beatrix beats her in the looks department (if we're going off of the text, not personal preference).
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>>138927270
>going off of the text and not what you see in front of you with the pretty pictures
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>>138927312
Beatrix still looks better, Iris looks like any generic big titted blonde knight character you see in Fantasy anime.
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>>138927102
Did Lise's evil-ness infect him?
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>>138927312
Well, I think going off of the pictures, Beatrix is still the hottest. Whether as a teenager or an adult.
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>>138927379
Theo was always morally in the grey zone in the source material.
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>>138927052

Iris probably wants to act like Lise, but can't because she has no nii-chan to show off to. Her entire character is defined by her lack of a (live) nii-chan. Give her the ribbons and all those imouto instincts will come flooding back.
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>>138927212
>>138927236
>>138927270
>>138927312
>>138927359
>>138927419

I think we can all agree that sensei is the best.
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>>138927419
Honestly I think Iris was more beautiful as a teen than as a adult.
Beatrix looked great regardless, but she's more attractive as an adult.
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>>138927489
see>>138925661
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>>138927379
Runs in the family. Theo would have been a monster if the Stasi decided to keep him around.
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>>138927450
>Lise is dead, long live Lise
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>>138927116
She is the very definition of fealty. She still loves Jurgen, five years after he died.
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>>138927532
I just remembered we don't even know Theo's real parents anyway.
Hell, we don't even know much about his foster family.
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>>138927497
17 year old Beatrix is amazing though. She has the cuteness of her younger self, but the sex appeal of her adult form.
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>>138926071
Merkel is defending Seelow.
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>>138927551
>>138927116
So let's say Jurgen comes back to life, like Takeru does in Ultimate? Would Beatrix pretty much drop everything to be with him? Would it be another case of Lise, and would she still be going after Iris?
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>>138927610
And the werewolves just abandoned it to go fight the rebels.
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>>138927693
Can you blame them? I would abandon her ass too.
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>>138927762
Same that's why I'm hoping she gets chomped before the west german reinforcements show up.
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Did Stasi really kill people or is it exaggerated?
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>>138927359
It's Irisdina's personality that makes her best girl.

I started watching this anime for Beatrix, but then was converted to Iris's side.
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>>138927835
No, they played shoot em up's with them
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>>138927835
Instigating suicide count?

I raccomand you to watch Das Leben der Anderen
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>>138927887
Fascinating, Iris's anime personality.

Are you having a jolly good laugh?
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>>138927835
RL stasi didn't have to deal with aliums. Apart from that, the anime both exaggerates and downplays stasi atrocities from the LN.
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>>138926744
Licking Iris' armpits!
Licking Iris' sideboobs!
Licking Iris' thighs!
Licking Iris' legs!
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>>138927691
She'll do whatever Jürgen tells her too. So if he tell her to stop trying to kill Iris, she'll do it, but she would probably keep trying to mess with her
.>>138927835
Yes, but not like shown in the Anime.
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>>138927887
I could see VN Iris, but come on, anime Iris?
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>>138927835
Yeah, they did some assassinations and actually did have a large informant and file system, but they are nothing compared to the KGB and NVKD.
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>>138928026
>>138927946
>>138927967
t. Stasi
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>>138928026
Naturally, the Stasi only had to deal with 15 million Germans in a pretty small amount of land, KGB/NKVD had 140 million to deal with.
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>>138927937
>Das Leben der Anderen
you even get some babysmashing in an elevator
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>>138928094
Slander
>>138928139
Good man.
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Is there a more based Muv-Luv MC?
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>>138927215
Couldn't they give them some FDJ uniforms?
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>>138928094
>t. something,
can someone explain this shit to me?
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>>138928218
Nope, but there are more based characters.
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>>138928218
Pretty hard to compete
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>>138928329
That's pretty spooky.
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>>138927359
>big titted blonde knight character
She always reminded me of Elicia, but then again, Beatrix reminds me of Annerose.

>>138927691
Beatrix was willing to fuck over the DDR for her dead lover's dreams. Carrying out his ideals is the only thing keeping her going, so I think she'd do anything for Jurgen if he came back. This is assuming she doesn't end up trying to push him away because "muh blood stained hands" or some shit.

If he rejects her though, I could see Beatrix going full murder-suicide. Not as obvious as Lise though, I'd see Beatrix being much more subtle.
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>>138928308
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=4chan+t.+meaning
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>>138927967
>So if he tell her to stop trying to kill Iris, she'll do it, but she would probably keep trying to mess with her

>"Iris will never expect the mountain of paperwork I'm sending her. She'll wish she were dead after she has to fill out all these forms."
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>>138928372

She'll come running back into his arms, then he'll slowly realize she's a hollow shell.
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>>138927967
>>138928372
But the real question is, what would Beatrix the Ballcrusher do?

>>138928484
She was a hollow shell when he first met her. She even had the whole Rei Ayanami cold shoulder thing going on. Apart from being hot, that was one of the reasons he was initially drawn to her.
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>>138928320
I loved what a blatant reference he was
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>>138927572
His dad was a huge influence on him.
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>>138928610
I'm sure that ballcrusher Beato is from a universe where Jürgen is into S&M.
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>>138928484
Adult Beatrix bawling her eyes out would be something I'd love to see. Unfortunately, I don't think she has any tears left.
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>>138928733
she will cry and whimper when theo penetrates her and she realizes she failed at accomplishing jürgens ideals.
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>>138928708
>implying anime Jurgen with his evil smirk isn't either
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>>138928708
Jurgen died with an erection when he get executed by his imouto
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>>138928733

It would be nice to see her play it cool until Jurgen embraces her, then watch her facade slip away and have her crumble into a quivering, sobbing mess right there in Jurgen's arms as all the trauma she's tried to bury over the past 5 years wells up at once.

Jurgen is the only thing that could make her feel again.
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>>138927359
Brother, you say that like it's a bad thing.
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>>138928999
I wonder if he had his balls mailed to Beatrix after his death. She could hang them up in her TSF like a set of perverse car charms. Everytime she gets in her TSF, or emasculates somebody, she'll do it with Jurgen in the back of her mind.
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>>138929169

Truck nuts. But on a tsf, and they're actually nuts.
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>>138929009
She'd probably faint before he even got to hugging her.

>>138928999
Nice upside down Black Marks get
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Why do I have this feeling Katia feels so out of place and alien in this world.

Humanity is dying.
Everything is bleak on that side of the Iron Curtain.
Her parents got executed.
Everyone is constantly terrorized by their own country.
She was almost killed by real aliens

And she's all bubbly like she was dropped out of a highschool romcom.
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>>138929684
>She's all bubbly
You are either a liar or a moron.
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>>138928999
Do you think she made fun of his tiny dick?
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>>138929822
yeah she did.
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>>138929891
is she a slut like her mother?
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>>138929740
I might have exaggerated, but Katia is far too idealistic for someone living in that regime.
Your job as a citizen was to 120% obey what you were told, never question anything and keep your head down.
Someone with her personality I have no idea managed to survive.
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>>138926535
>protestant
>christian
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>>138927827
>Wir schaffen das!
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>>138929960
It's thanks to that dogged optimism of hers that Beatrix lost.
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>>138929960
Katia grew up in the west you dummy
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>>138930094
Yes, protestant is christian, catholic is also christian, unfortunately, looks more like a corporation nowadays.
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>>138929960
Are you seriously retarded? Did you forget that Katia lived in the West for five years?
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>>138930194
>Protestant
>Christian
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>>138930216
Sverige
Ja
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>>138930216
Now that's fucking heresy. How the fuck is this even allowed?
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>>138930303
Protestants
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>>138930303
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is my waifu gonna murder some stashi shits next week?
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>>138930343
>waifuing a little boy
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>>138930343
you mean your husbando? he definitely looks like a boy.
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>>138930216
Little known fact: christianity doesn't really have anything against dykes, just fags

After all lesbians don't exist.
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>>138930343
I hope so, they missed the chance to do superior character development by not cleaving ponytail.
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>>138930380
>>138930372
>>138930380
those tits say otherwise
anyways, she is best girl in this fucking nightmare. I'll gladly stick with pstd chan
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>>138930430
>girl
You need to see a doctor, that's clearly a little boy.
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>>138930430
its obviously a trap.
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>>138930343
Only if she takes commissars advice and stops swinging her sword wildly.
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>not dicking Anett forcefully and tearing her hymen to pieces while video taping it
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>>138930326
>>138930303

The Church of Sweden is part of the government, being a kingdom and all that. It was administered by an avowed atheist for decades, and it shows.
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>>138926864
Theo's only waifu
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WILL THEODOR FINALLY BEAT THE BEATO ON LEVEL 3? FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF THE BLACK MARKS!
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>>138930594
Why the fuck hasn't exterminatus been performed yet? Goddamn.
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Poor Katia.
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Theo: muh promise of protection
Katia: muh theodor-san
Lise: muh oni-chan's dick
Beatrix: muh Jurgen
Iris: muh oni-chan
Gretel: muh liver
Anett: muh friends
Inghild: muh marco
Pham: muh flowers
Walter: muh polandballs
Sylvia: muh walter
Suzy muh revolution
Kirke: muh west germany
Axmann: muh discs
Stasi's fuccboi: muh axmann
Schmidt: muh nukes
Farka: muh destiny
Werewolfs: muh beatrix
Schwarzesmarken: muh luv
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>>138930801
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>>138930868
Fix that fucking hand.
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>>138930898
i am too lazy.
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Are you telling me in this very shot, that Yui is talking to a friend (albeit the only one she has)?

Her entire moe was based around her being friendless.
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This is your date tonight.
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>>138931196
I'd be Yui's friend and more.
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>>138931271
I don't cheat on my waifu also my waifu is superior because:

>bigger boobs
>better personality
>currently not dead
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>>138931196
Yes she has a friend, she speaks to her as well after she tests the the eml-99x virtually
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>>138931271

thank goodness for KY warming jelly.
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>>138931435
Better enjoy it while you can.
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>>138930898
better?
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>>138931435
Will ketchup survive in anime? Where do you think he ran now?
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>>138930801
>Farka
muh identity

>Rebel General
muh subordinates
muh pride

>Joachim Balck
muh subordinate's ass
muh sexual harassment

>Merkel
muh front line
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>>138931603
Needs the glove.
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>>138931271
All the AIDS and worms spewing out of that mess now, so disgusting
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>>138931608
He is going to do some lame ass death where he gets crushed by a TSF.

>>138931550
At least she made it to the very end of the season. It is a shame that we barely get to hear her lovely voice.
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Inia, Yui and Cryska are my waifus.
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>>138931823
Well that's what the VN's are for.
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>>138931828
>having multiple waifus
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>>138931828
>3 waifus

Bad anon.
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>>138931823
here you can hear more of her voice.
https://www.twitch
.tv/planetwarrior
/v/38971154?t=05m10s
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>>138931893
>can't read moonrunes
>have to wait for fucking ever

Oh well.
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>>138931958
http://www.age-soft.co.jp/Product/sm/character10.html

Related.

>Beato-san's soothing voice.
>Muh dick.
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>>138931963
>can't read moonrunes

Will anyone pick it up for translation?
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>>138931963
If they decide to localise it we probably won't need to wait as long at least compared to the wait for fan translations.
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>>138932026
>>138931963
Yukarin really outdid herself.
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>>138932026
So I found all the translations compiled into one neat little archive by the wikifags:

http://muvluv.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Garmoe/Schwarzesmarken_Character_Sample_Translations

When are we going to get Polandballs tho?
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>>138932047
degica will probably if the original trilogy and SM demo do well.
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>>138930430

Annette and Theo sat on the broken sofa. Annette was pretending to read a magazine. Theo was twirling a dagger in his fingers. The record they had been listening to had stopped a long time ago, but neither one bothered to flip it over. Annette set her magazine down on the empty middle cushion, and stood up.

"I'm going out to get cigarettes. Do you want me to get anything?"

"I hate it when you smoke."

Theo didn't even look up. Annette sighed, and headed to their car. She got in, and drove past the corner store on the end of the block, onto the highway and out of the city. On the seat next to her was a bag with a change of clothes, her scrapbook, and all the cash she could squirrel away in the past six months. After the revolution and the fall of Berlin, she and Theo were the only survivors. They never had much in common, but after losing everyone else, they were both terrified of being alone. They married soon after, and rented this shabby apartment on the outskirts of a nondescript industrial city. Annette hated it. It seemed the only time they even spoke to each other was to pick fights, his trying to get her to have another flashback, or her teasing him for crying out Lise's name and sobbing in bed. It would be fair to say they hated each other, and today, Annette was finally going to be free of him.

Almost out of gas, she pulled into a station. She flipped through her photo album, looking at the faces of all the friends she lost. She watched children smiling and people laughing with one another as they went in and out of the convenience store. She knew she would never have that, but, was it too much to hope for? One Day? She closed her scrapbook and drove home, back to Theo.
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>>138931955
Farka is my waifu. She still counts as one right?
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>>138931958
>more
We will never get to hear Yukarin's savage, deep anime Beato voice again.
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Anyone got their giftbag from the kickstarter yet?
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>>138932081
She seems to really enjoy her role.

>>138932092
We should ask Stalker.

>>138932047
>>138932057
>>138932092
Might as well learn Japanese considering it would be faster then waiting for the fucking translation.
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>>138932119
>Farka
>She still counts as one right?

No, because everyone is Farka. You're also Farka.
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>>138932208
But she isn't multiple waifus, that's what I mean
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>>138932026
This Beatrix is so seductive. I really wish the anime one would ara~ara.
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>>138932195
>learning moonrunes

That's too hard senpai
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>>138932094
moar please
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>>138932246
Nope. Everyone in the Werewolf battalion is Farka. So, that's multiple waifus desu!
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>>138932026
How sexual will her voice be next episode when Theo fucks her?
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>>138932447
Screw you guys, I will marry her anyway! All of them! It'll be a huge wedding
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>>138932411
>>138932094

Gretel died, Beatrix will execute Irisdina, and the Theodor will make the bitch suffer! I think I see a couple in the show: Anett Eberbach lol!
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>>138932119
>She still counts as one right?
Nope
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>>138932525
You'd marry them, even knowing what Axmann put them through?
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>>138932525
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>tfw I would be totally okay with Beatrix being as blatantly evil as she is in the anime as long as she loved me
Why do I find evil women so attractive?
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>tfw you're Farka but everyone steals your name
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>>138932568
Yes, I will heal them and we'll be happy together
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>>138932585
>Why do I find evil women so attractive?

Because you're masochist!
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>>138926356
>Last name Bridges
>American father

uhhh?
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>>138932585
When they're as hot as Beatrix, it's natural. Even Theo thinks she's a semen demon and he wants to kill her.
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>>138932525

considering how they all died either blown up or squashed in some other form, you'll basically be marrying a giant can of ragout and bones
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>>138932602
>>138932556
We are Farka.
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>>138932631
>father
anta full baka
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>>138932649
Those aren't even a tenth of all Farkas. And we'll follow the Lise route so most of them will live
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>>138932026
>That Lise voice
Goddamn what a fucking angel. Terrifying when you make her upset yet so cheerful and carefree when talking about her Onii-chan. I want to save her
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>>138932450
>tfw all the previous episodes squeaks and squeals have just been buildup for penetration

I'm going to rip my dick off fapping next episode. I'm going to ruin my manhood because Beatrix's death deserves it.
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>>138932649
>implying
One of them had their TSF head blown away.

https://u.pomf.is/lkpjly.webm

Meaning the person or body inside is somewhat fine.
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>>138932622
That's the thing, I don't want that evil mentality directed at me. Tender and devoted to me while being an evil killer to the rest of the world just does something to both my heart and my dick.
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>>138930801
>>138931623
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>>138932737
our name is farka for we are many
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Who's gonna protect Theo's smile?
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>>138932760
just need some lube and your ok even if she is dead
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>>138932081
It's a damn shame Kobayashi Yuu didn't get a role for someone nutty, she'd fit right in.
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>>138932816
Katia duh
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>>138932816
Takeru will protect his smile.
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>>138932760
And you think rebel scum just left the Farka alone?
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>>138932931
Ultimateverse Takeru's a fag.
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>>138932931
if anything, in one TDA universe its almost sure Takeru killed Theo for his stupid terrorist fuckery
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>>138932931
he can't even protect his own smile
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>>138932955
As if they could do anything against Farka's numerical advantage. At least a quarter of the rebels is Farka anyway
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Did I hear that right? Did Beatrix pronounce "KGB" as KAAGEEBEE?

that's not how you'd pronounce it in Russian or in English, is that how you'd pronounce it in German?
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>this entire episode
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>>138933165
This needs a Farka version
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>>138933073
It's the exact same way you'd pronounce it in any slavic language, with slightly less elongated vowels
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>>138933073
i'm slav(slovenia) and that is how we pronounce it in my country. Don't know if russians do it too.
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>>138933073
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e0/Ru-KGB.ogg
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>>138932094
the sex between those two must be awkward as fuck
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>>138933195
>>138933211
But

>>138933217
that sounds nothing like "kaageebee".
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>it's March 21st
>still no sign of Extra release
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>>138932991
>didn't see the Seed Destiny remastered ED
Takeru can and will save and protect Theo's smile, just as He saved his wayward flock.
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>>138932955
Some HEAT penetrations.
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I'm surprised SM doesn't get more guro.
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>>138932816
Katia's children
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So is Beatrix being genuine with the whole Jurgen shit? From Iris comment, it seems like she's just using it as an excuse to work out her evil nature.
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>>138925584
So how the dicks did comrade Gregory pass the background checks needed to become the chief stasi in a country run by stasis where the stasis would notice if somebody appeared from nowhere or was one day murdered and replaced by a KGB lieutenant?
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>>138933440
KGB is just that good.
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>>138932556
Werewolf's girls >>> Schwarzesmarken's girls
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>>138932816
>>138932931
>>138932992
>>138933363

Takahashi will protect his smile for sure!
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>>138933243
That one has a very thick Rusky accent, and Russian is old east Slavic, hell, it could be old novogordian, it's notably different than Shtokovian.
Still, you can understand eachother to a degree, but not like a Croatian/Serb/Slovenian could understand Pollandball.
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>>138933580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk2JyN6lM4M
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>>138933580
Good man
>>138928320
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>>138931958

I started around 5:16


>Beatrix: Oh really now? Picking up a pilot from the battlefield and then just like that she wishes to defect, what a dream-like development. Is that even possible, I wonder?

>Iris: If you doubt the lieutenant, show me the basis of your suspicion.
>Due to there being an order to things, I formally protest.

>Beatrix: Well then, I'll tell you.

>Theo: [Did she just look at me?]

>Beatrix:One, Lieutenant Waldheim is under the care of a pilot we once had the pleasure of having in our care in the past.

>Two, Lieutenant Waldheim's defection was unnaturally sudden.

>Three, there are reports that Lieutenant Waldheim displays improper political rhetoric.

>And finally there's the matter concerning the strange rapidity between her defection and admission into the squad. With just all this, wouldn't it be natural to suspect something?

>Theo: [She's being fed information.....but of course, there's informants in the base.]

>[So...]

>[It's not just Katia. They suspect me......No, they suspect the whole squad.]

>Iris: Your basis is weak.
>We have acted within the measures of law. There is nothing to feel guilty about.

>Beatrix: Hmmm....

>Iris: Concerning Leutnant Waldheim's rhetoric, considering that not even a day has passed since she defected it's only natural.
(TL note: Regarding this I would like to say that Katia defected on 1/13 t ~2:30, this event with the MfS takes place on 1/14 at ~1:30 after the Tu-95 incident)

>On that point, I will have her undergo political guidance to correct any mistakes.
>At present, rather wouldn't that be proof the she is not a spy.
>After all there is no spy that that would willingly draw attention from the Ministerium für Staatssicherheit


Now that I think about it Axemann went ahead and said some of these lines in the anime.
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cont.
>>138934109

Skip skip skip anime skip skip skip

>Beatrix: Lieutenant Theodore Eberbach

>Theo:[.....!?]

>Beatrix: Let me give you some advice.
>If Katia Waldheim is found to be an enemy of the state, we'll be looking into what part you had to play in all this you know?
>We aren't nice enough people to forgive those who have committed crimes against the state twice.

>Theo: Wha....

>Beatrix: Fufufu, don't be so frightened.
>We are always looking for comrades. If you there's something you'd like to say, report it.
>Keep in mind that you commander has suvived till today doing just that.

>Iris:................

>Theo:[Is she saying to become accomplices? Just like Irisdina....?]

>Beatrix: You want to know, don't you? What fate your family has met.

>Theo:.......!

>Beatrix: If you were to cooperate, the information would be readily available as well.
>I'll be expecting you
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To all the slavs in these threads..
Do you really squat all that much or is it just a joke?
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>>138934156
Squatting was one of my biggest joys,
until God decided to make my knee ill. I will never again squat for more than 10 seconds ever again.
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>>138933165
Implying he ain't in it for all the cute fuckbois.
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>>138934156
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>>138934156
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>>138931511
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More cute Soviet characters when?
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Reading the LNs, and Beatrix is really evil, more so than even the anime:

 テオドールのMiG-23チボラシユカ改とアネットのMiG-21バラライカは、会敵から数十秒と経たたず、ベアトリクスのMiG-27アリゲートルとの交戦に突入した。場所はミッテ地区──東ベルリンの中心の一般居住区だ。
 先の戦闘と同じく、ベアトリクスは一般市民用のマンション群を盾たてにしながら短距離跳躍シヨートジヤンプと砲撃を繰り返し、接近してくる──テオドールは短距離跳躍シヨートジヤンプで街の外へ戦場を移すべく回避しようとするが、MiG-27アリゲートルの放った流れ弾がマンションに直撃し貫通する。
「……ッ、相変わらずだな……!」
 ベアトリクスは一般市民を戦闘に巻き込むことに躊躇いを感じていない──目的を果たすためのコストでしかないと考えている。
 テオドールのMiG-23チボラシユカ改は右手に短刀、左手に多目的追加装甲シエルツエンというスタイルだ。MiG-27アリゲートル相手に機動砲撃戦を行っても弾薬と推すい進しん剤ざいを無駄にするだけというのはすでに思い知っている。
 一方のMiG-27アリゲートルはテオドールに迫る中で突撃砲を背部兵装担架ガンマウントに格納、マチェットナイフを両腕に保持して急接近。
(力押しでは負ける……だったら!)
 テオドールは操縦桿ステイツクを引いてランディング──同時に多目的追加装甲シエルツエンのブレードで地表を抉えぐるように、煙幕よろしく土砂を周囲に巻き上げる。
 だが、MiG-27アリゲートルは怯ひるむことなく突撃してくる。
「──!」
 テオドールは停止──左後方に後退跳躍バツクブースト。その代わり、後方から──。
『──はぁぁぁっ!』
 アネットが背後から突進──長刀を右手に摑み、刃やいばを地表と水平に向け、そこに左手を添そえながらベアトリクスに向かう。正面から刃を真一文字に突き刺すつもりなのだ。
 そのままの姿勢で粉ふん塵じんの中に突入するアネット機。だが──。
『──ッ!?』
 アネットの驚きの息遣い──ベアトリクスは2機の機動を予想して上方に跳躍、アネットの背後に回ろうとしていた。
「させるかぁぁっ!」
 テオドールはロケットモーターを点火して加速──MiG-27アリゲートルの背後から多目的追加装甲シエルツエンで殴り掛かる。ベアトリクスは僅かに回避──機体を横転させながら膝蹴りをMiG-23チボラシユカ改に叩き込む。呻きとともに吹き飛ばされるテオドールのMiG-23チボラシユカ改。
『──よくもぉぉっ!』
 アネットは長刀を大上段に構えて跳躍──ベアトリクス機に振り下ろす。
 しかし、この攻撃もベアトリクスは一瞬の上空への跳躍で回避──さらに一瞬後、ノズルを真上に向けて真下へ急降下、アネットの右腕の肘関節に踵かかとを叩き付けた。
『きゃぁぁぁ──ッ!』
 踵ごと肘関節を地表に叩き付けられ、衝撃に悲鳴を上げるアネット──アネット機の右主腕が肘部から破損、握っていた長刀が舗装路に突き刺さる。
 ベアトリクスの追撃──背部兵装担架ガンマウントの突撃砲が火を噴く。榴H弾Eが破片の嵐となり、吹き飛ばされたアネット機が路上に叩き付けられた。
 悲鳴を上げるアネット──ヘッドセットから伝わる息遣いが不自然に浅い。どこかを痛めているのは間違いなかった。
「──アネット下がれ!」
 テオドールはアネット機からベアトリクス機を引ひき剝はがすための砲撃を放つ。ベアトリクスはマンション群を盾にしながら砲撃を行い、テオドールから距離を取ろうとする。テオドールの砲撃が止まる──市民を巻き込むわけにはいかない。
 砲撃を諦め回避に専念──再び戦場を変えようとするが、MiG-27アリゲートルが撃ち出した砲弾が背後のマンションに直撃──爆発炎上する。
「どうしてだ……ッ!」

I think I hate her now. I want to pull her entrails out, even the cute prequel version. She uses civvies as shields in her battle with Theo, knowing that he'll hesitate. She's pure fucking evil. There is no redemption, no nothing. No wonder Theo spits on her corpse and tells her he hopes she's burning in hell. She is literally worst than Axmann.
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Her face when __________
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>>138935245
She pretty much goes full crazy after she kills Walter.
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>>138935320
thinking about cake
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I just want Annette to be alive and happy. She deserves a route too
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>>138935245
Uh, I think the translation your using might be wrong:

テオドールはアネット機からベアトリクス機を引ひき剝はがすための砲撃を放つ。ベアトリクスはマンション群を盾にしながら砲撃を行い、テオドールから距離を取ろうとする。テオドールの砲撃が止まる──市民を巻き込むわけにはいかない。
 砲撃を諦め回避に専念──再び戦場を変えようとするが、MiG-27アリゲートルが撃ち出した砲弾が背後のマンションに直撃──爆発炎上する。
「どうしてだ……ッ!」

>Theodor gives off a shelling for peeling pull pull 剝 the Beatrix machine from Annette machine. Beatrix performs shelling while to shield the apartment group, you try to take a distance from Theodore. Shelling of Theodor stops ── not afford to involve citizens.
Devoted to avoid giving up the shelling ── again to try to change the battlefield, but the bullet that began to shoot the MiG-27 Arigetoru to hit ── explosion flames behind the apartment.

>Theodor from Annette Beatrix machine pulled pulled lamella is already for the unleash the fire. Beatrice pounded apartment blocks to shield the seeking to distance themselves from the Theodore a. Stop shelling of Theodor ─ ─ to involve citizens can't afford.
Concentrate on avoiding the shelling ─ ─ struck the apartment behind a cannon was shot MiG-27 alligator and again change the battlefield, but ─ ─ erupted into flames to.

Maybe a Moonfag can come along and confirm who is shooting at apartment building with disregard for collateral.
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>>138935456
They all deserve to be happy, but that ain't what the shows about. You're getting cute girls suffering and you're going to like it.
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>>138935518
You're a moron if you think Beatrix isn't the one who's doing that.
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>>138935568
why would she need to do that? she has a better TSF and is a better eishi.
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>>138935518
Beatrix is the one doing it. Because she doesn't give a fuck. She is a horrible person and quite literally deserving of the most heinous death imaginable. I'd say her crimes are so insurmountably evil that she retroactively deserves justice.

You see, after perusing the LN, I have to say that Beatrix never deserved happiness, never deserved Jurgen, but she did deserve Axmann. Axmann is like the great moral arbitrator of SM in a way. He gave Lise what she deserved, and ultimately gave Irisdina what she deserved for her sins.
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>>138935705
Hi blonde fuckboi
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>>138935645
>better TSF
Not after getting its arm ripped off by Walter and being very worn down from constant battle. About equal, at best.
>better eishi
See above.
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>>138935568
Theo is already established as using civilians to shield himself in both the LNs and the anime, so it's kinda iffy.

However, Beatrix is also established as being extremely misanthropic and hating everyone in the DDR, so it would be in character for her to not care too much at this point whether or not she has good PR.
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>>138935518
ベアトリクスは一般市民を戦闘に巻き込むことに躊躇いを感じていない──目的を果たすためのコストでしかないと考えている。
Beatrix does not hesitate to involve the general public in battle.

Like others said, Beatrix is 1) fucking nuts by this point and 2) hates almost everything and everybody about the DDR
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>>138935245
Eh, I'll still take her route in Martyrs to see what's up. She's my favorite, but I'd be lying if I didn't say she's evil by the point of SM. But really, shouldn't Axmann be the one to blame? He's they guy who broke her.
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>>138936088
>her route
???
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>>138935245
So being the most unlikable character in Muv-Luv since Fagiri is canonical? Makes sense. And yeah, I disagree about Axmann being better than her, but I will say he's way more likable (not saying much, but it is impressive considering Beatrix's sex appeal). Surprises me that she has fans considering how 1-dimensionally evil she is. She has literally less positive character traits than Axmann (again, rather impressive considering Axmann does shit that is far worse).
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>>138936271
Its all about presentation. It doesn't matter if Axmann or Beatrix is objectively worse they will have fans regardless but only depending on how they're portrayed, what is explicitly shown, and more importantly what is omitted.
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I caught Gretel eating a used tissue off the floor this afternoon. It didn't have snot on it, either. I walk into the room, and she just gives me this look like "What are you gonna do about it" and I had to pick up the tissue and toss it in the trash. I guess that's just what I get for letting the house get messy.

Then when I let Gretel off her leash after walking her through the neighborhood, she ran into the neighbor's house and ate all the cat food. Gretel is such a little rascal!
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>>138936428
Stop it
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I want Katia to pee on me.
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I want to ravage Kirke's cute butt.
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>>138936562

Right now, Gretel is sitting on the floor next to my chair watching me eat some Indian food I got at Trader Joe's and begging me to share it with her. I'm not going to, though. I'll give her some kibbles 'n bits before I leave for work. I only give her a quarter cup of food twice a day, so when she gets it she's really excited for it. She just sticks her head right in the bowl and sucks it all down. I had to start putting water on it because she hardly even chews. Can't have my little Gretel getting fat now, can I?
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>>138926864
>>138926849
>play hard
>play cool
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Are the BETA going to show up in the last episode to wreck East Germany's shit while they fight among themselves, or is the frontline fortress actually going to asspull their way to victory with no TSFs?
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>>138936983
Well East germany's destiny is to fall so even if they win they will fall.
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>>138936983
It all depends on whether or not they convince Warrior-kun to go out to play kill all humans
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>>138936983
Based Merkel is going to take the field herself and show those edgy teenagers how warfare is done.
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>>138905023
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I can't tell if I like Katia or not. Her purity and naivete pisses me off.
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>>138936983
They get the west germans to cover them.
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>>138937168
Who doesn't piss you off.
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>>138937039
Warrior is gay.
Grappler is the coolest.
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>>138928623
>>138928320
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>>138937197
Iris, Beatrix, Theo.
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>>138937211
Grappler pls
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>>138937232
>No Pham
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Is there any solid, legitimate reason to support Iris/the rebellion over Beatrix's Stasi?
If I was tasked with joining a faction, I'd probably lean towards Beato because of her strength and charisma.
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>>138937465
if you want to reunite the germany you should join iris, but if you want to fight the good fight vs beaters than beatrix is the way to go.
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>>138925584
>gets called out by Beatrix
>instead of denying it and calling it fabricated evidence, he admits it and goes on to explain his entire plan to doom East Germany right in front of his super-patriotic East German guards who are armed with guns
What did he think was going to happen?
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>>138937519
>fight the good fight vs beaters
That's exactly what I'd want. She seem like she can actually keep the country safer than the rebels. Maybe East Germany would have lasted longer with her in control.
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>>138937709
>wanting some totalitarian hellhole to last
Might as well just bend over the BETA.
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>>138937465
Joining the Stasi seems to be the more pragmatic decision if you want to hold the line against the BETA, I'd also join for the Beato though. Besides it's not like the rebels are any better than the Stasi.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJvPyH8WnMw

I have finally counted what pic related can bring to the field. To understand how I got these numbers the front will consist of 3 Combined Arms Armies and 2 Tank Armies.

Each Combined Arms Army consist of 3 Motorised Rifle Divisons and 1 Tank Divison while each Tank Army has 4 Tank Divisons and 1 Motorised Rifle Divison.

And here are the numbers from my rough estimate and counting

5274 Tanks
3705 BMP-1/BMP-2
403 BMD1
3768 BTR-50/60/70/80
92 FROG/SSM Tel, FROG-7/7B or SS-21/SCARAB
72 152-mm Field Gun 2A36 or 203-mm SP Gun 2S7
1166 152-mm SP Howitzer, 2S3
240 152-mm Field gun 2A35 or 152-mm SP GUN 2S5 or 130-mm Field Gun M-46
240 152-mm Gun-Howitzer D-20 or ML-20 or M1987
1260 122-mm SP Howitzer, 2S1
518 122-mm Howitzer, D-30
72 220-mm Rocket Launcher (16-Round) BM-22
414 122-mm Rocket launcher, BM-21 (40-Round)
12 122-mm Rocket Launcher (12-Round) BM-21V
24 203-mm SP Gun, 2S7 or 203-mm Howitzer m1931 (B-4m)
24 240-mm SP Mortar, 2s4 or 240-mm Mortar M-240
1482 120-mm Mortar. M1943/M-120 or 82-mm Automatic Mortar, 2B9
324 100-mm Antitank Gun T-12/MT-12
368 SPAA Gun, ZSU-23-4 or 2S6
42 23-mm AA Gun, ZU-23
681 ATGM Launcher Vehicle (BRDM-2) AT-3/5
295 ATGM Manpack Console, AT-3/4
594 ATGM Manpack Launcher, AT-7
147 73-mm Recoilless Gun. SPG-9
12261 ATGL, RPG-7V
820 ATGL, RPG-16D
1152 30-mm Automatic Greande Launcher, AGS-17
8634 5.45-mm LMG, RPK-74
2484 7.62-mm GPMG, PKM

And then there are hordes of other vehicles and equipment.

5 Attack helicopter Regiments (1 in each CAA OR TD)
200 Attack helicopter, Mi-24/HIND D/E/F
100 Medium Helicopter, Mi-8T/HIP C/E or Mi-17/HIP H

Then you can throw in over 700 Tactical Surface Fighters. More then 350 attack helicopters (including the attack helicopter regiments) and 300 other aircrafts/TSF and helicopters.
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>>138937759
Only Suzy is like that.
By the way, I hate Suzy.
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>>138935705
>He gave Lise what she deserved
nigga wat
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>>138937754
A totalitarian hellhole is what's needed to stop the BETA.
>>138937759
>Besides it's not like the rebels are any better than the Stasi.
This, especially that cunt wit the scar on her face. Lise was right about them. If only onii-chan listened to her.
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>>138937836
Suzy needs to learn how to read the mood.
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>>138937529
>What did he think was going to happen?
What if he actually wanted to die?
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>>138937754
Most frontline nations are hellholes.
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>>138937888
No, it isn't. The things that stopped the BETA were true love and FREEDOM.

>especially
Only.
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>>138937902
Thats pretty sad, someone should have had a talk with him.
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I got tired of waiting for new episodes and started watching total eclipse. Why is yui such a slut? Is there another series I should watch if I like the show but hate cow tits
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>>138937836
Worst bitch 2k16
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Is there going to be an epilogue mentioning Germany's eventual fall. I really want them to drive home how the 666th and their little rebellion probably only sped up the destruction of their homeland by the BETA.
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>>138938009
There are only two Muv-Luv-related anime.
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>>138938076
>forgetting Akane Maniax
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>>138938009
There is nothing else.

>>138938067
Let's see what director-kun want's to do. He might turn it into a major victory and the only reason DDR fell is because Stasi remnants decided to fuck everythin up and go full VC.
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>>138938009
>tfw I'm doing the same thing
Also is it just me or does Yuuhi sound really weird.
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>>138925584
Look at this stern, stoic, bad-ass motherfucker. I wonder what he was thinking of the whole time the old dude was giving his generic speech.
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>>138938105
>You will never see the main cast in a TV anime

Someone send me to a different parallel universe. This is truly the darkest timeline.
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>>138938009
>>138938219
>watching Total Shitclipse
You might as well bash your head on a wall for 24 episodes instead. Just play the goddamn Muv-Luv VN.
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>>138938264
Those two in the back were totally fucking.
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>>138938067
>>138938182
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>>138938325
Gotta repopulate the human race
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>>138938317
I have already played it.
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>>138938009
>Yui
>slut
Fuck off.

>>138938325
Quite possibly.
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>>138938009
Yea me too, except I'm reading the VN.
It has no Katia so I'm bored out of my mind
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>>138938328
Beato is beautiful.
10/10, would serve and die for.
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>The MiG-23 was the Soviet Air Force's "Top Gun"-equivalent aggressor aircraft from the late 1970s to the late 1980s. It proved a difficult opponent for early MiG-29 variants flown by inexperienced pilots. Exercises showed when well-flown, a MiG-23MLD could achieve favorable kill ratios against the MiG-29 in mock combat by using hit-and-run tactics and not engaging the MiG-29s in dogfights. Usually the aggressor MiG-23MLDs had a shark mouth painted on the nose just aft of the radome, and many were piloted by Soviet-Afghan War veterans. In the late 1980s, these aggressor MiG-23s were replaced by MiG-29s, also featuring shark mouths.[8]

That is pretty fucking cool that someone on the Muv Luv team is a plane nut. Why I posted this pasta is because it shows that a skilled pilot in a MiG-23 could trump a MiG-29 therefore it could trump a MiG-27 which means Theo winning over Beato-san isn't far fetched.
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>>138938491
There are plenty of "planenuts" with the Muv-Luvfags here on /a/ and /m/.
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>>138938219
>>138938009
>total eclipse

Prepare to be blue balled and disappointed. Also enjoy 1/3 of the season being filler.
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>>138938491
>someone
Kouki is a gigantic planefag. Why do you think he made planes the be-all end-all of warfare instead of just a very helpful aid, with a mecha twist?

Hell, originally the BETA were supposed to fly.
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>>138938491
Slowpoke.png

>>138938543
>1/3rd of the season being filler
Try less then 1/5th. There's less anime original material in TE then SM from what I can tell in fact.
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>>138938543
>1/3
You could easily cut out half of the series and still leave plenty of room for harem antics in between what little plot there is.
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>>138938592
>>138938543
t. Paul
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LNfags, convince my why Beatrix isn't the best suited leader of East Germany to fight and win against the BETA.
Please note that "she's mean" isn't a valid reason.
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>>138938219
Half the time. Such an odd and irritating character.

I love Katia and just was hoping I would find a girl like her in another mech series that is over so I can binge watch it and get good waifu feels
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>>138938634
she's mean

and also not real so I could stick my dick inside her
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>>138938641
Fuck off Stalker
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>>138938543
I'm only watching it because I've gone through everything else that's been translated and this is the only thing left.
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>>138938576
>>138938559
>Kouki is a gigantic planefag.

Never knew lads as SM is my first go at Muv Luv.

>>138938592
It is a shame that TE got 24 episodes and they blew on it bullshit beach episodes.
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>>138938634
she is pragmatic and would sacrifice you for the greater good.
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Kei is still my favorite ML girl after all this time.
I think I have a thing for close-combat specialists, because Anett is my favorite Schwarzesmarken.
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>>138938681
Believe it or not, but the beach arc is pretty important. They actually cut out a pretty important plotpoint that the soviets were stalking them there. Yes, they downplayed the plot in favor of harem antics.
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>>138938733
no you just like girls with short hair.
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>>138938710
I'm pragmatic, and would sacrifice myself to stop BETA scum or any faggot rebels who get in the way of Beato's order.
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>>138938681
The show's quality and animation in TE picks up hugely once the 2nd director came in for the second half of TE though and there was no budget change.

A good director can make a huge difference. Also in the LNs and both manga versions of TE, they cut out the assassination attempt on Yui being foreshadowed when the UN rescue team was searching for them during the beach thing.
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>>138938763
And big tits. Don't forget that.
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>>138938750
But did they really need two episodes to do it?
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>>138938733
I really wish I didn't see this CG before reading. It was fucking cool.
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>>138938771
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>>138938763
That's also true.
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>>138938681
How would you know if you didn't watch TE in the first place and SM is your first go with a Muv-Luv series?
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>>138938782
>The show's quality and animation in TE picks up hugely once the 2nd director came in for the second half of TE though and there was no budget change.
W-what. I never knew that.

Why the fuck would they change directors half way through?
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>>138938219
They changed Yuuhi's voice actress in Tortilla Chips, iirc.
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>>138938791
see >>138938821
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>>138938795
I'd take a bullet for this woman.
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>>138938821
I watched SM up to episode six first, got bored waiting for the next episode, and watched TE in five days before the next episode of SM.
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>>138938791
Yes because the second one was my needed to show more yui tiddies, we didn't get the point from just the one piece
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>>138930216
You have yet to explain the point of that greentext.
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>>138938826
You know that's not the first time in any series that directors have been changed on a series right? And the first director was retained as the head producer even after he got dropped as the director.

>Why the fuck would they change directors half way through?
Because he was spending too much time and focus on minor shit like creating a CGI model for the Fubuki and Yuuya's training episode with it when in the novels it was barely a paragraph long thing.

Second director was better at action and pushing the story, the first director was obsessed with making the anime a 1:1 parallel with the novels that it was actually bogging down the show's budget and making it look QUALITY in the first place.
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>>138938953
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>>138938897
see >>138938908

Here is your (you).

Still doesn't change the fact that the TE anime is a polished turd.
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>>138938990
I disagree.

>>138938887
No they didn't. Yushizumi voiced her character in the TE anime as well.
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>>138938953
I had no clue about any of this shit anon.

Thanks for filling me in.
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>>138939039
>I disagree.
I disagree with your disagree.

Now what?
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>>138938543
Cui is shit
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>>138938990
That's kind of funny because for all the shit TE gets with its QUALITY and early pacing, at least Nips weren't shitting on it for looking like an out-dated show like they still are with SM when it comes to its visuals.
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>>138939077
that absolute madman! wrapping my waifu around his neck
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>>138939077
>my subjective opinion triumphs yours
Now what?
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>>138939093
Because TE was always shit, so there wasn't much to ruin
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>>138939136
Well my subjective opinion is that Pham > Stella.

Now what?

>>138939128
Does Beato-san like choking? Or is she vanilla?
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>>138938990
>There's no RomCom or harem nonsense in SM guys
>Its all serious political drama!
>No romance or harem shit at all!

>>138939187
Your taste is absolute shit objectively.
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>>138930898
>Fix that fucking transparency.

FTFY
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>>138939171
Because SM was always shit, so there wasn't much to ruin. Oh wait, this time its true.

>>138939187
>Pham over Stella
Disgusting but that's your choice I guess.
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>>138939200
Stay booty blasted that TE is a shit show and way worse than SM.

>Your taste is absolute shit objectively.
>objectively.

Now we are memeing. Try harder shitposter.
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>>138939171
Pretty much the opposite despite your bullshit dude: the early episodes of TE and the latter half were praised if you were actually in the 2012 threads when it was airing. Japs were pretty harsh on Schwarzesmarken from the onset though.
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>>138939309
>pretty much the opposite
>Almost the entirety of it, bar the very beginning and ending, was mediocre to bad
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>>138939292
>Stay booty blasted
Rebuking a shitpost doesn't make me ass-pained, anon.
>TE is a shit show
Its not.
>way worse than SM
Its not.

>Now we are meming.
Only a shitposter would talk like this in the first place.
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>>138939348
Sure thing Paul.
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>>138939309
A good rule of thumb: if the episode opens with GOING GOING HIKARI E, it's not going to be a good episode (except the Kyoto episodes).
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>>138939187
Inia and high school yui are the only cute girls in the whole show. Chryska could be cute if she weren't a tittymonster like every other girl except tirisa
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>>138939415
Who the fuck is Paul? Some stupid e-celeb?
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>>138939417
>GOING GOING HIKARE E
Not even the same anon but that OP was catchy as fuck, what's the problem?

>it's not going to be a good episode

I liked TE too and the only episodes that felt bad or sub-par was the handling of the beach arc because they removed vital shit like the other anon mentioned about the foreshadowing of the UN soldier who was actually a Soviet double agent meant to kill Yui and the early handful where Yuuya is having his training arc before Russia.
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>>138939417
That's a better OP then Fripside desu senpai.

>>138939453
You have to be from Animesuki or one of those retards from the ML wikia if you are this new and don't recognize that name.
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>>138939549
I was around for the TE threads, you know. I really have no fucking clue who you're talking about.
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>>138939637
I really don't, shitposting trash. This isn't a TE thread.
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>>138939586
You are a massive cock-sucking liar. Paul shitposted on both /a/ and /m/ constantly when TE aired bitching about the show having a male lead character and was pure unadultered faggotry incarnate.

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