Who's ready for the new episode preview?
What about a sports festival? And is throwing a baseball 80 meters impressive?
As a Chorofag I expect him to get shit on. The parents are probably forcing his ass out of the house. It will probably be about the younger brothers again. Of course I wouldn't mind having focus on Kara or Oso.
Even tape can't hold together something so broken as the fandom.
Why are tapefags so loud?
Give him some spare clothes. Of course he can't leave until finishes watching my backlog with me.
>only 1 episode left after tomorrow
>mondays will be painful again
I don't want it to end
What else am I supposed to do in a shitty general?
Join in with the fujos and discuss characters by posting /cm/-tier art? Or maybe argue about who has the biggest dong?
You're all shitposting here, I don't see how I'm being any different from you guys.
Fuck. Why? How can they do this? Like I have the money to upgrade him that high. I want my diamonds back.
Why is Kara the only one with thick eyebrows? Does he draw them on?
You should be ashamed of yourself and your need for Kara praise.
Look at how small his feet are compared to the police guy's. And you know what they say about men with small feet.
>tfw Hana sisters will never make a cameo and almost deflower a Matsu
>jyushi stretches oso's cheek
>ichi goes for the dick
Why is he like this?
That part might not stretch but is it certain that it wasn't dayonized?
>Why is he like this?
That's what his parents are wondering every night before going to sleep.
>point out Ichi's degeneracy
Your autism is amusing
Was she a porn actress?
HEY GUYS WHICH MATSU DO YOU THINK ENJOYS GIVING THEMSELVES AN ENEMA THE MOST?
'Cause it's funny and makes him visually distinct from the other bros. It's not like Choro's irises actually have less mass than the others', nor is Jyushi physically incapable of closing his mouth.
What is the context of this? Aren't the sextuplets, like, 10 years old here? And were censorship laws lax enough back then that this page could be published with that girl's tiddies hanging out?
I may be late, but here's a template.
What is Jyushimatsu holding /a/?
Why does Totoko have the shittiest taste?
Let him in immediately and find him some clothes. If it's late, he can stay the night. I will ask what's going on, though.
> For the 3rd time.
Brutal. It's brutal.
We are talking diamonds here anon! Diamonds!
That's worse, but at least you know they won't expire
Because we always see him smile. Because his little mouth heart breaks. Hell even when he was a dumbass and got steroids I still felt bad when he was crying. He deserves to be happy.
>tfw finally got the last WD Matsu I needed to have all six
I now have triples of everyone (WD and normal) except the one I finally managed to get, but I don't care anymore. Hell is finally over. At least until the next stupid event.
I don't think you're supposed to think they're actually attractive. They're supposed to be silly parodies of generic otome characters, meaning they're supposed to look bland and generic yet inexplicably appealing to Totoko/other characters in-universe.
I'm guessing this is the Kara event of next week.
We are too used to his happiness
>OsoKara being the 3rd largest
Feels good man
> >OsoKara being the 3rd largest
No, 2nd largest.
Anon was probably counting the general section too. Anyway, I'm glad they are a big thing.
Initially, I saw the purple and thought it was misc. characters, but then I read it again. Holy shit, that's 100+ tables of IchixKara. How much IchixKara can you even sit through before you just had enough.
Anyone who does KaraxJyushi are guaranteed sales since there's not that many, if at all.
Facial expressions, hair (one/no ahoge and colored highlights), voices.
Kara has thick eyebrows most of the time, Choro has small pupils, Todo has big pupils. Ichi's hair and Jyushi's personality give them away no matter what they're wearing.
Oso's the only one who doesn't really have any standout features.
I wish I could. Some of them, at least.
default expressions, posture, voices. It's not so hard after a while, and to be fair the earlier eps make an effort to make them more similar.
>Oso's the only one who doesn't really have any standout features.
His big smile
> IchiKara, OsoKara and KaraIchi
AtsuTodo is the correct answer.
Are you seriously not able to tell them apart?
Have you gotten tested for autism?
Hell, even the way they walk and stand is different.
>tfw Kara is actually funny in the manga where the joke isn't that he's being ignored half the time
Kara is giving Kino a run for his money. Hopefully he will show more of his perfect fashion sense in the anime. Besides wasn't it Totty who the character designer said got dressed at a store by the help of a personal shopper?
So, guys, it seems I missed the early fun behind that Osomatsu defense base game, and I know about
But since I just bought a phone, I need to ask you.
Where I can download that game for Android?
In exchange, laughing Matsus.
>Wanting F6 but with dyed hair
It'd just be the same otome archetypes, but in the Matsus' clothes. I don't understand what's so appealing about that. The only other option would be
but that makes them look and act more or less straight out of melodramatic pixiv logs. And just grafting the F6 personalities onto the muppet bodies would look out of place.
>I missed the early fun behind that Osomatsu defense base game
Having access to everything in your phone is pretty much the point of Android.
If you want a closed system that no one can touch buy an iPhone, but don't be sad if no one wants to develop for that piece of garbage.
Not exactly the same archetypes, but pretty close. Like how Kara/Kakeru can actually land people with cheesy phrases and is some weird therapist/gentleman hybrid or how Todo/Tooru is the playful boyfriend type.
I know that feel bro
why no both?
atsutodokara is my OT3
First time getting a macaron matsu.
I would have been fine if they had normal hair.
Who is best girl and why is it
>thinking a whore could ever be best girl
I will like more the F6 if at least they stick with the original personalities, Choro is the only F6 that matter. I hate that Jyushi is so different as F6 that isn't funny, same with Ichi and Kara.
>Fujos are receiving their AV's copies.
Ohh boy, rips never.
My guess is the backlash from Chibita's waifu episode. Someone pointed out that AV functioned the same way the flower fairy did, and then over the course of a couple of weeks her popularity here kind of waned.
Or it's the same couple of people coming and commenting. Happens with most all characters mentioned.
>The Free Hugs Campaign is a social movement involving individuals who offer hugs to strangers in public places. The hugs are meant to be random acts of kindness—selfless acts performed just to make others feel better.
>Believing the Matsus like girls meme
It's like you want them to pair up with oneshots and break the sibling dynamic.
Oso likes anything that looks feminine. Kara is a romantic that will accept anyone. Choro never strays from his comfort zone. Ichi doesn't have high standards. Jyushi doesn't care at all. Totty is just trying to find a beard. So long as they can find a way to find these traits in each other, they'll only need each other for romance, sex, and comfort. After all, an outoto's hole is made for his Onii-chan's dick and vice versa.
Yeah, Asano said he designed Totty to look like a guy who got a stylist to coordinate his outfits. And a later interview bit said Totty rolls his jeans up since that's what he got told was fashionable.
It's especially jarring in the Six Shame Faces. F6 Kara is abrasive and then a little tsun, while the original says "mommy" and "my hunny."
Well said, Oso.
I don't know whether to find that cute or embarrassing. At least it's not Chris-Chan level stuff.
So Oso x All the other Matsus ending then?
Good news, so are the rest of the girls.
So now you can pick from a huge array of bland girls to put on a Matsu dick.
Honestly , just stop giving a shit. No one aside from the brothers gets any real long lasting character development anyway, so just live and let live.
I know I said I'd have this done 3 weeks ago, but at least it's done now. Thanks to the anons who scanned & translated it.
Here you go. https://mega.nz/#!TRwRDKwL!SENSe0wkQKx6eBLVknUrxti6K26l6DNi3Bm6_PhVoOg
That's something I never thought I'd want to see
The seiyuu even tweak their voices for the F6 so it isn't exactly the same, but here you go http://kaleidion.tumblr.com/post/139804160433/osomatsu-san-ed-2-karamatsu-type-f-eng-sub
There might be shitflinging online but events are always chill and drama-free. They're there to sell their doujin amongst people who also like it, not be concerned with others, there's just no time for petty stuff at events where everything's hustling and bustling and muscle-ing.
>People don't understand how fujos work
This is a Karamatsu event right? Typically the way fujo work is that if an event is FOR a specific character most pairings will focus on that character being the bottom.
So there would be much more KaraIchi at a Ichimatsu centered event and much more KaraTodo at a Totty event.
Yes you do get fujos that focus on a character being a top(a very small minority) and fujos that will take a character based event as being for any configuration including that character
but most fujos will take a character based event as a x____ event which is why despite KaraIchi and KaraTodo's popularity they only have a small section dedicated to them.
This is what I understand from my experience in jp fujo fandom anyway.
Wonderful, I like your translation.
Where did the name Homura even come up from? Is it a home run joke or something?
Only Ichi and Kara are outright stated to be married and Kara regrets it. But since Oso laments over being unmarried, some assume the other three also have unmentioned partners.
I like Choro's and Ichi's outfit. Kara would have been fine if it weren't for the crappy pink shades.
Sigh. Why didn't they give Oso cute hipster clothes? This is so unfair.
I like fanart that gives the matsus different ages because it usually makes Ichi an edgy little tween.
I prefer them younger. Since it actually makes Todo cute for once.
>fujos that will take a character based event as being for any configuration including that character
>but most fujos will take a character based event as a x____ event
No, you're wrong. Japanese fujos know the difference between a Kara-only event and a Kara-uke event. This is a Kara-only event so as long as Kara is involved, it's fair game. KaraIchi and KaraTodo just have a smaller doujin output here. KaraTodo in particular because there is a KaraTodo-only event next month.
I just hope no one thinks it's a good idea.
>KaraTodo-only event next month.
all those unscanned doujins that will be not for sale
Because it looks cool I guess, and a lot of japs smoke so it's not too out of place
They probably don't smoke since they have no money but I recall seeing what looked like an ashtray in an episode, maybe their dad?
I'm personally glad their personalities changed as they grew older. I'm not very big on the type of timeskip where the characters act the exact same as they did when they were younger. The -Kun Matsus themselves were rowdy little brats to watch, but they're an entertaining bunch.
Explain why the Ichimatsu uke only event can't even make it past 61% recruitment for 100 circles despite the Kara event expanding to 300 circles.
Face it, there's just not as much Karaichi.
Why didn't Homerun girl stay? I know status quo and going to visit her parents, but still. Why couldn't they keep what they had but take it slow? Why cut it all off?
>select all images with grass
>one is a baseball field
They're kinda retro but they're not uncommon in Japan, anon, especially in the north where it gets cold and stays that way. And they're designed so that as long as you ventilate the room every so often you probably won't suffocate.
>arguing about which ship is better
>not just enjoying the porn
Not even the same thing but the same face too.
Thanks for your hard work anon.
I don't ship any of the bros but I'd be lying out of my ass if I said that adorable, bashful/horny Jyushi didn't do anything for me. The expressions are great and your translation felt really natural.
>You think you were fapping to your favorite pair but it was me, your most hated one!
That's how it looks when people grow up differently. But sometimes it seems like the "hivemind" thing is an exaggeration. I liked when the -Kun Matsus did things in pairs or alone.
But on the whole, -Kun Matsu is just wacky, silly fun. It's kind of refreshing to just see the boys just relax and be stupid kids rather than the super pathetic man children the -San Matsus are now.
>no interest in shipping
>fujoshi convention all themed around Kara
If the artist who did this will be selling stuff there, it might be decent.
> OsoKara first time.
Not this shit again.
It's one of my favorite matsus artists, her style and works are all really cute.
Yeah, I just checked your Pixiv link, they are definitely not the same one. It's @nkjtnrnk
That's both sweet and hilarious.
It's nice to have some Kara appreciation with the anti-Karafag away.
Literally every thread is a Kara appreciation thread. You fuckers are always taking over.
Well the -kun series were more about everyone else and then Matsus just getting them into trouble. I actually just watched the episode from the '66 version where two of them where supposed to watch over a "sick" Chibita and then got a dog to watch over the house in their place. But the episode was mostly focused on Chibita and his oden more so than the two Matsus.
The Matsu seemed more like a stepping stone for wackiness for characters like Iyami or Chibita than them having an actual "character." It was funny back then because it's a hivemind of interchangeable troublesome boys. -San has reimagined them completely, for good reason as we saw in the first episode; everyone else is too heavily influence by their Showa timeline to be focused on too much.
Of course fans know the difference but it doesn't exactly change their preferences.
Again this is just from my observation but typically when a jp fujoshi is a ___fag they prefer them as a bottom so naturally it just follows that character based events tend to skew more towards the character being an uke demographics wise.
Of course IchiKara is far and beyond the most popular couple but KaraIchi still comes in at second or third place in overall popularity usually so that was my explanation for why their presence is so small at a Karamatsu centered event.
Kara could pull off heels. Then it'd be painful for others and himself too.
He's my least favorite Matsu, but he really is adorable.
He looks cuter beaten up.
I love age AU. Reminds me a bit of Uchouten Kazoku.
>1st ED had Iyami
>2nd ED had Totoko
>yfw second season rolls around and the new ED is sung by Dayon and the next cour is by Dekapan
Better to have love and lost, than to have never loved at all, etc.
Even if it wasn't romantic, haven't you ever met someone who you really hit it off with and were basically best buds after a week, but then never met again because of circumstances?
why is Oso such a terrible big brother?
He actually is pretty bad besides a few moments of him being thoughtful. I am still pissed at him for kicking a cat during the manga just because he didn't get any chocolates. Ichi didn't deserve that.
Being terrible is what makes him best.
>getting rid of the two worst Matsu's
I see no problem here.
I am guessing it was some form of a bet to see if Ichi would kiss his dad. Oso lost the bet so he got his money. I tried to google and use saucenao but nothing came up.
I took a look at the source, and seems like Oso steals Ichi's money, so Choro tells Ichi to punish Oso. Ichi kissed his dad and then kisses Oso. This ways Oso has an indirect kiss with his dad as punishment, then he passes out.
No totty is way more funny than that annoying retard and most of totty skit also more fun than that shit( interview skit is unbearable garbage and festival is totally waste of whole episode dedicate to shit character that already have a lot of screen time)
He is funny I just find him to be a terrible person. I think another reason is he had several skits/episodes dedicated to just to get know him.
Totty is at his best when he's being unabashedly terrible as a person. Totty's skits are never really only about him, his dry monster personality just makes a good springboard for all the others.
Regardless of that he had many times to shine. Nothing against him I prefer if they shift the focus on others.
if he was in his younger form in Kun I think it would be fine.
So if the matsus can read eachother's minds does that mean that they are forced to listen to that shitty whistling everytime karamatsu opens his mouth?
So the letter is about Choro getting accepted into a job or college?
He probably has tried to make himself tall before. So I doubt it would really work even if he tried.
I laughed heartily at that, thank you.