When she has an orgasm, does she say "Yaaaaaaaaaaay."?
>her: "haichatta ka?"
>*teleports behind window*
>*falls to death*
I imagine sex with her would be something like that.
I'd gladly help her to reach an orgasm by
licking her feetto figure it out.
Hey now, Episode is a six year old boy. Showing him stuff of a sexual nature would be inappropriate.
No matter how much he says "Gotta love it", we as responsible adults should encourage his growth to not end up mentally deranged.
It's not too late for us to change his petty and childish "I hate everyone" mentality into something constructive.
>Make a harem
>Wants to create sexual tension between the MC and all other girls
>Doesn't want to have him banging them all
>Gives him a girlfriend at the beginning to justify the fact that he flirts with everyone, but nothing ever happens
This has nothing to do with whether he's alpha or beta or whatever the fuck, but I seriously find it hard to believe that he and Shinobu don't bang all the time
The LNs sort of drive it home how seemingly perfect Kanbaru is for Koyomi too, not just the lewd banter that they both enjoy having but being able to be open with her about oddities and so on too
too bad she seems to be the inheritor of Izuko's permavirgin curse
There's a short story set after that called Karen Arm-Leg, where Karen is butthurt over learning that Koyomi has a girlfriend who'll steal her brother away from her. She tries to bribe Koyomi with her virginity in exchange for breaking up with her.
Well I'm going by a summary here since it hasn't been translated by anyone yet (it and the other untranslated short stories are being worked on though)
no one is more qualified to attend worst girl olympics than her
math being given more char development would be interesting to watch, theres potential for fun interactions with araragi n pals
Her and Koyomi seem like they'd get along weirdly well, I wouldn't mind a story where ghost Numachi and Hanararagi talk about not fucking Kanbaru while doing something plot-related or some shit
well would be super if araragi actually did shit in hana
couldnt care less about monkey talking with rouka, nothing they say or did in hana matter to the overall plot of the series
They are a full package of greatness though.
Kanbaru straight up compares her to Koyomi during their first meeting on that roof in the LN
>the overall plot of the series
It's more of a character driven arc I suppose, like Mayoi Jiangshi or Hitagi Rendevous. It being a character-driven series in general I feel that this is fine every now and then. It would've made more sense to release it as part of Second Season like it was in the LNs instead of distancing it from everything else perhaps.
It's a side story but it establishes a bit of Kanbaru's character and her lesbian side. I think it helps after she'd been mostly a foil to Araragi for so long.
Hana and the scene where she reams out Shinobu do a lot to give her depth.
>nothing they say or did in hana matter to the overall plot of the series
Well yeah, why would it? It wasn't involved with Araragi in any way and used to be the chronological end so it can't actually affect future events since it was there to tie up ends for the character development of Kaiki, Kanbaru and Araragi.
Though for Kaiki, it was out-of-order development but whatever.
The only story Hana affects is Suruga Bonehead because of Tooe talking to Suruga in the guise of Numachi.
>being worst girl
you better be joking
What color are her panties?