JOJO: jolyne best jojo edition
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Diamond is not Crash CM (Full PV Monday)
Jojolion ch52 Spoilers:
ED 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl3vxEudif8
ED 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM
Special ED when eveyone bite the dust: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE
This will never happen but it would be great
>Morioh map tour as the ED
>landmarks get added as they appear in the show
U are gonna get spoiled my nigga. Just google it and get out of here.
He's an egomaniacal midget but he makes good music, I don't want Prince to kill himself.
how did d'arby manage to create a doll in such quick notice?
SBRverse and Ireneverse are different things, but he still exists in the Ireneverse since that on is exactly the same as the original universe only Pucci never existed. Whether GER let him remember the whole time shenanigans ordeal is unknown.
Yet somehow he gets mad pussy while also being a Jehovah's witness. What a strange world we live in.
He probably made them as soon as Kakyoin was freed from the flesh bud and the group started coming for Egypt, in preparation in case they did reach DIO's mansion.
WHO IS THE MAIN VILLAIN OF JOJOLION?
Duwang is only funny in hindsight but not required. Most of the super memetacular panels are posted here and you don't need to reread the entire thing to understand the joke. If you have a lot of time on your hands then go for it but I personally wouldn't bother.
>that bastard Josuke not even an option
It's going to be flashback guy, Joubin and Damo. Flashback guy is Jesus and he tells Josefumi and Kira about the equivalent exchange in the ground and suggests they do it. Joubin is trying to swindle the Rock Humans and figure out what the Rokakaka is (it's got 99% of the same DNA as Jesus). Damo is trying to prevent his fruit smuggling business from being found out and stop more of his people dying. Gappy and Yasuho make it to the stadium only for Jesus, Joubin and Damo to all show up at the same time. Shit most definitely goes down.
>No Part 6 SAS
this is your fault
Only once the anime reaches that point.
SBR and JJL never.
So am I. I like SBR a lot but JJL has been much more consistent in it's quality, also Josuke and Yasuho are cute af. That said there's plenty of time for Araki to ruin JJL though I seriously hope he doesn't. Also Joshuu.
>tfw when the PV it's really TOMORROW
Finally, we have tamed the memes!
>Saying that like it's somehow a bad thing.
I don't even remember what her personality was, just that she was going to lynch Gyro and Johnny and fed her brother to a bear.
I went a couple chapters wondering where she went when she fucking died, too.
Your American accent is dog shit and all those are inaccurate in relation to their true Japanese pronunciations. If this isn't bait, go back to school.
Do note that 12pm JST is just the time that it hairs on the big screen in cities. Sure we'll get screens and maybe some off screen recording and such but don't expect the PV to be uploaded to YouTube for at least a few hours. Maybe even days.
Let's settle this once and for all.
Xyz Synchro Overlay Ritual Delta Accel Anal Rape Summon
It's really not that difficult.
Aaand to lazy to find the SBR ones in a decent size, that's it.
Do the names of Josuke (Part 4) and Josuke (Part 8) actually have different pronunciations?
They're pronounced exactly the same but with the way Kanji works when writing the name formally they're written completely different. Seeing as English has only a single alphabet, in English the spelling never changes.
You better leave before you get spoiled my man
The only good translations are half way through. The bad ones aren't Duwang tier bad, they just make all the characters eem dry and samey when they're quite diverse and also makes stuff up half of the time. It's the reason people have difficulty understanding King Crimson and Gold Experience Requiem, since they only half explain what they do since the Japanese text doesn't give a full explanation, it uses them actually using their powers as part of the explanation so of course they only have half the story and don't understand the implication so make up shit to explain it when it already made sense in the first place. You should still read it but be warned that the second half is pretty much the equivalent of just reading the plot off of Sparknotes; you'll get the gist of what was meant to happen but it's really not enough to actually way in on it. It'll be another year at least for the full retranslation to be finished since translation groups for JJBA are mostly full of retards for some reason. And batoto is the best place to read it if you aren't gonna download the whole thing.
It came out in Nipland yesterday, so a couple of days for a translation. In it,
Josefumi feeds Kira a Rokakaka after he gets fucked up by Damo. It heals him, but in exchange it takes Killer Queen, leaving Kira alive but without a Stand and therefore his soul.
You just wait. George will rise again.
Streamanon said he will probably stream DiU
anime. Just think about it, watching DiU for
the first time and reading at the same time
lots of shitposting and dank memeing.
That would be awesome, though
Tomorrow. This time for real.
The last song you listened to is now the ED of the DiU anime.
>>Sir Duke, Stevie Wonder
>>Like the opening chords of Roundabout, the horns start chiming in as the episode cools down and the cast walks on down the road, queuing the ED animation of the tour through Morioh as the vocals come in.
But anon, the horse is extremely important !
>Toxic Love from Tim Curry.
Well, I don't know how to feel about this.
Reminder that the most accomplished antagonist's stand was a horse.
>the horse is extremely important
Horse cock is still horse.
Just like dragon cock.
Diego: Raptor Ver. SAS is up for preorder.
Jolyne x Anasui is the best ship
reminder that Hol Horse is better than Avdol at dodging bullets.
Joshuu's only pairing will be the grave once he's killed trying to save Josuke and make up for being such an asshole to him, telling him to take care of "his girl" with his last breath.
>The Cinema Show - Genesis
That wouldn't work at all, but any of the extended keyboard bits in the second half could be good for SBR.
where's my Duke or Supper's Ready stand come on you japanese vampire fuck
>Joshuu and Josuke kill Damo together.
>Joshuu calls Josuke "Bro" for the first time after that fight
>Joshuu sacrifices himself to save Josuke and Yasuho
>Skip to the end of JJL, where all the dead's spirits are in the clouds smiling at Josuke and Yasuho together
>Joshuu's smirking snidely at them
>Cut to the last panel, showing Joshuu smiling at them before fading away
I'm not ready anon
Do stupid joke songs from soundcloud count? If they do then part 4 is fucked
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I love these, but I don't have anything else.
The VA translations are rough, I still thought it was enjoyable enough and probably beats waiting however long for the new translations and trying to not get spoiled.
>weird science by Oingo Boingo
>from Movement of a stand arrow PoV
>passes through different stand users in part 4 as it flies through morioh
>first end has it land in Killer Queen's hand
>second has it loop over at different points, With Killer queen in the reflection of stand users
I found it a drag the first read, then I played ASB and sort of got the gist of the characters much better since the newer translations hadnt come round.
On the re-read I found it a LOT more enjoyable, the fights were fucking amazing.
This one's still my favorite.
I really want to write a short couple of fics about all the villains hanging out. Someone give me a few scenario ideas and I might write them.
Anon delivers, good work
Valentine arranges to hang out with both DIO and Diavolo in the same day. In order to do so he brijgs in ankther Valentine with D4C to go with Diavolo while he goes with DIO. He regularly has close calls and almost runs into Diavolo and he ither Valentine.
Meanwhile, Cars, Diego and Doppio have all entered a baking competition. Doppio starts crying to Kira when he realises he doesn't know how to bake and Kira is left with no choice but to help him.
How did you guys enjoy the rest of the dub stream? I had to leave halfway through.
Also, reminder that I'll be streaming Part 4 when it comes out, and possibly the PV.
Kira is tired of the other villians crashing at his place and ruining his quiet life, so he demands rent or they'll get kicked out.
Hijinks ensue as everyone fails at getting a job. Diavolo is a too much of a hikki to leave the house, laws have changed too much for Dio to practice law, Kars thinks they're still using the barter system, Valentine can't join the Japan Defense Force, Pucci tries to convert people, and Diego's raptors keep causing him to get fired. Only Doppio, who actually had a job before, succeeds.
Kira learns the true meaning of friendship by seeing his friends work so hard to try and make him happy, so he decides to let them stay.
Diavolo dies of joy, and a touching funeral is held before he revives and everyone goes on as normal.
How does Diavolo die this time? I have an idea:
>The Valentines come up with a plan to push him out of the window of Kiras apartment into a swimming pool one of them got with the aid of D4C.
>Now in this case one of two things can happen, either Diavolo will miss the pool by five feet and splatter his brain goo on the ground or he'll land in the pool and then drown because he never learned how to swim due to reasons of MUH IDENTITY.
Diego overhears a conversation between Valentine, Kars and Kira about pet ownership, so he decides to make raptors to give to them.
They're wild animals and trash the house, only listening to Kars and Diego.
Dio gets fed up and tries to pull a Danny,
but accidently dannys Diavolo.
The raptors eventually wreck havoc on the neighborhood before vanishing into the night.
Only the runt of the litter stays behind, and it ends up being the family pet.
Diego and Dio don't speak Japanese, and try to learn.
Diavolo and Doppio know basics due to being
a hikki otaku and a weeb, respectively. Pucci was a missionary and learned that way, Kars just taught himself, and one of the Alternates Valentine swapped with already learned it.
Diego and Dio, frustrated with the terrible lessons, decide to kidnap Rohan and make him write it in.
Rohan is vengeful and gives them the rudest speech possible. The next day, Dio and Diavolo go out, and Dio's foul language gets them attacked.
I just want a short story where they all go buy ice cream.
Kars gets confused as to what it is, Doppio thinks it's a cellphone and Diavolo ends up freezing his brain and dying.
>Doppio is sad because he has no date on Valentine's Day
>Valentine, being ever considerate, offers to swap himself out with an alternate universe, female version of himself, ensuring Doppio that he won't remember anything that goes on
>Doppio declines but later that night, a female version of Valentine knocks on his door, wearing her best evening wear and saying that she has no idea who Doppio is but found a note telling her to go on a date with him after she woke up in a this universe
>Doppio, shocked, agrees to take Valentine out on a dinner date to a fancy restaurant, seeing as he (now she) went through so much trouble to make him happy
>Hilarity ensues as Valentine has to get used to his new body and pretend to be a woman, all while not revealing to Doppio that its actually his consciousness inside female Valentine's body
>Not Diavolo sees a kid with a strawberry and chocolate icecream, is convinced it's mocking his identity, and in an attempt to steal it trips and gets impaled on the sharp waffle cone.
Gureito Daze, I'm glad you guys like it. Hope you look forward to the next one, hopefully I'll be able to nab DiU quick enough for you guys.
That's a shame, hope you get to be at the next one.
Chubylyne is Fat! FAT!
What the fuck does that even mean.
All the villains go to disney world.
-Kars goes to Animal Kingdom and goes moe over the animals.
-Valentine to the Hall of President show and is disappointed they used a fat midget, bickering over it during the entirety of the show to his henchmen.
-DIO acts like general jerk, cutting in the queues, stealing candies from children, and unmasking Mickey in front of them, as Pucci tries to fix everything.
-Kira falls in love with the hand of Snow White during the parade and tries to approach her all day.
-Enya takes J.Geil to all the little children attractions personally.
-Doppio has fun with Dio's sons until they are stuck in the Haunted House and Rikiel's Sky High goes out of control.
Might be when the PV releases, not sure when that is in EDT though.
Just copy the Livestream URL form one of the Japwebsites that will be airing it, and we can watch it premier live for the first time on the Cytube for the first time, it'll be glorious.
Loosely interconnected shorts of varying length would be perfect.
Anyway, here are my terrible ideas:
>everyone is having fun until monopoly comes out
>grows progressively more heated
>Bites the dust, KC, The World, Made in Heaven, and Love Train activate at the same time
>cut to fist of the North Star/Clamp Doujjn/Jorge Joestar
>Kars, Val and both Dios are curious about the Internet after seeing the more modern villians use it
>Dio is like a suburban mom, posting wine jokes and minion edits of his actual minions
>Val is a fedora tipper who writes entire essays in the comment section
>Kars plays those terrible pet simulation games
>Diego spams harder than a twitch chat
>Val uses alternate Valentines to gain likes
>eventually break the household computer
>Diavolo has to fix it
>ends up electrocuted
Problem is that there are 3 different PV's in 3 different cities, and I'm not even sure anybody's streaming them.
>probably won't be able to see tonio live for the first time because it'll be 10:30 where i live
In Hindsight giving Diavolo infinite death in every possible way is a bad idea, because he'll have multiple deaths where he just dies a happy death of old age after a great life with a loving family.
Oh, I see what you mean, grab the ANIME from a jap stream.
Well, there wont be any subs, but I dont think that'll be a problem for people who
wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrread the manga.
Oh yeah now I remember, GER nullifies the effect and just makes the cause happen.
The opposite of King Crimson, which erases time and makes only the effect happen, but not the cause.
Now it's tell me 3am instead of 11PM EDT.
Then it's displaying BST. I thought a shared google calendar was supposed to display the viewers local time but I guess that's not the case. I'll check the settings and see if it can be changed, If not I'll just switch it to JST.
I did mean the Anime initially, but now that I think about it, we could also sit through the commercials with some intermission and wait for the PV on the appropriate channel. Guaranteed there is some obscure nip brodcaster that would be streaming that specific channel, the hard part is finding the fucker.
Drawfag here, working on a Kyo some anon requested threads ago.
It's not on TV.
Remember when All-Star Battle had one of the PVs on the big screens in Japan? It's like that but in 3 different locations.
Those are 'Today' and they'll be uploaded officially a few days later.
That's mean, looking good anon! Liking it a lot so far, also is the BTW I see in the back? Look forward to seeing it finished.
also I'll have one of the villain-gang shorts done in an hour or so.
>mfw I'll probably have to remain awake until 04:00 if I want to watch the PV's live.
I hate timezones.
>literally just now figuring this out
Welp, now I feel stupid.
Narancia and Doppio are top teir waifus
>Searching for "ダイヤモンドは砕けない 予告編" on Youtube.
Anyway, how much are they going to make us wait until they upload them? The real thing, not cam recorded street screens.