Konosuba

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I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

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>>138860143
*unzips dick*

>>138860175

This.

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>megumin will never urinate on your face

>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur

>>138860143
Close door
Make a note on my to-do list to fix the doorknob
Suddenly remember to wonder why the fuck there's a loli in my house, using my bathroom
Tell her to finish up quickly or else I'm calling the cops

>>138860175
delete this

>>138860143
Clearly this situation needs more explosions. I'm going to attempt to literally scare the shit out of her by just tearing the fucking bathroom apart piece by piece and roaring like a wild ma and asking her if this is what she wants.

>>138860143
>What are you doing here? I thought Crimson Demons don't use toilets
I'll tease her and see what happens.

>>138860514
I'm like 90% convinced he's just trying to be the embodiment of reddit to shitpost.

>>138860696
Who knows anymore? From just those posts, I can tell he's a fucking idiot. Just filter him and eventually no one will even know he exists.

>>138860696
Winnar

>>138860329
Nice meme,now leave

Drink her piss.

>>138860175
CUNNY INSPECTION DAY!

>>138860175
This
My dick

>>138860969
Acceptable meme post fitting to the ""quality"" of these kinds of threads.
Should in fact have more such old and dusty offtopic memes.

Needs more antediluvian memes.

>>138860143
Close the door and apologize because I'm not a fucking degenerate

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>>138862666
>on /a/
>not being a degenerate
C'mon, Satan.

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>>138860175

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STOP BULLYING THE MEGUMIN
MEGUMIN WAS MADE FOR GENTLE HOME WALKING

>>138863502
I'd use my tongue to bully her cunny.

>>138863502
She was made for piss drinking.