Your parents break into your room and find you watching Love

>>138845615
>Your parents break into your room
>implying

>>138845615
I'd say Nico nico nii~

>this thread again

>>138845615
>dad, mom, this is my wife

My desk is already filled with Nico figures they won't say much my dad would call MD a fag if he was alive [spoiler/]

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>>138845615

Well, since them is dead, I blast zombies with my shotgun.

>>138845615
This is why you never have the computer screen facing an entrance.

>>138845615
They couldn't hear anyways because headphones. I'd be more worried about getting caught jerking to Nico.

>>138845615
>Living with your parents

>>138845615
Assuming I was still living with my parents it would be embarrassing. Also they would probably be upset I'm watching a show about high school girls singing and being cute.

>>138845615
Stare at them blankly and ask why they felt the need to bust down the door. They remain blissfully unaware of what's actually going on because 1) My screen is NOT facing the door and 2) I'm wearing headphones.

Because I'm not stupid.

>>138845615
"Can I help you?"

>>138845615
my mom is based and would laugh

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>>138845615
I live in my own house.

>>138845615

They would tell me that I have great taste in idols.

>>138845615
They would be disappointed for watching a shit girl on screen

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ask if they'd like to nico ni along with nico me

>>138845615
>implying i have a room

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>>138847362

Implying that you don't have a Nico body pillow in your cardboard box parked in an alley behind Starbucks.

>>138845615
Kill myself because I was watching trash like Love Live, not because I was seen watching it.

>>138845615
What the fuck is Love Live?

>>138847638
This made me think, actually.
Supposing you for some reason hit a point so low in your life that you have to become a beggar, you can still carry your dakimakura along.

Even in the shit you're waifu still loves you.

This is beautiful.

>mother is somehow alive again
>dad suddenly reappears into my life

I'd be more happy then anything else, honestly.

[Spoiler]Yes, I'm half black and so is/was my father. Moms white as a sheet, though[\spoiler]

>>138849200
yeah but exposed to the elements and not being regularly cleaned that daki would turn into a filth magnet and get extremely disgusting real fast

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>>138848821
The best idol anime.

>>138849515
Nico is already disgusting so that's not much of a change.

>>138849525
> idol anime
Garbage, then?

>>138846301
This.

My mom already asks me why I buy dolls every time she has to sign for a package from Nippon when I'm at work, so I wouldn't really give a shit.

>>138849647
yeah

>>138849525
I actually thought this was semen for a couple of seconds.

>>138845615
>implying that i have parents

being an orphan finally has a pro

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>>138850251
explains why you watch anime

>>138845615
They know I like anime so I just continue watching.

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1. My parents are both dead.
2. They disowned me and completely broke off with me in the late 90s
3. Love Live a shit

Mom, dad, I'm actually gay and have had multiple bfs and sex. This is just a gay thing and has nothing to do with nippon

>>138850739
>Cocoa
Every time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH-rw6XZdlw

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>>138851601
ayy lmao

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>>138851601

>>138851601
>Is all of that really happening inside that oven
kek

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>>138851601
top kek

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Your parents break into your room while your enjoying some ＲＪ１３１５５２.

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>>138851601

>>138851906
DELETE THIS

>>138851906
What is it?

they're used to seeing me in my maki outfit desu

>>138852022
justfuckinggoogleit.jpg

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>>138851601
>I forgot to add cyanide

>>138845615

My mom would give zero fucks. She likes cute girls too, only for her it's all the Magic Knights.

>>138852046
>Maki outfit
explain

>>138846281

Shouldn't you be busy beating up Daredevil?

>>138845615
Nico nico KNEE my parents in the fucking face

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>>138851601
never change /a/
never change

>>138850894
disowned you for what?

>>138845615
Pump some more GAINS for NICO NICO NII

LET'S PUMP AND COUNT IN JAPANESE WEABS.

ICHI

>>138852791
SAN

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>>138851601

>close my player
>"w-what's wrong l, dad, mom?"
>"thank god, I thought you're gay"
>then they go outside my room

>>138852941
What a relief. You only like little girls instead. Bullet dodged.

>>138845615
Do nothing.
They already know.

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>>138852776
Everything?

>>138852873
RESTAATO

ICHI

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>mfw the dub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C80qgl0T4zE

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>>138846281
your mom and dad are both dead?

mine, too

however, my grandparents are still alive.

>>138853070
Damn. thats a good non-officla fandub, all things considered.

>>138851601
Nice

>>138853070
To be fair, the nico-nico-nii bit sounded almost exactly like the jap dub. It will always sound more cringeworthy when you actually know what they're saying.

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>>138845615
Nico nico nii~ right at them and hope they close the door in disgust.

>>138853043
NII

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Who is the best Raibu?

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>>138853157
>non-officla fandub

>>138853070
Pretty good

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I'd be glad I dodged a bullet for having a good character on screen instead of that WHORE Maki

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>>138853070

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>>138853266
M A K I

I find absolutely nothing appealing about idol shows, this could never happen.

>>138853412
>boring plain generic whore
Nope. Try again

I watch the dub so it won't be as awkward

>>138850894
>Love Live a shit

Says the /m/ faggot

>>138847324
dead

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>>138853266
Umi obviously

>>138851601
this is jew propaganda

>>138850049
that's the point

>>138853264
にっこにっこに〜

>>138853264
SAN

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>>138853266
The one how carried the whole team on her back behind the curtains.

>Made the costumes
>Knows Honoka since they were kids, so she knows how to handle her genki making her the best second in command
>Denied a chance to study fashion-thing overseas for her friends, respecting the prophecy of the nine muses as well
>Has the cutest okaa-san who also helped a damn lot in the background

She doesn't have the best ships though, because no one is perfect.

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>>138853266
All of them

>>138853070
>cuz I nico need you
Holy desu

>>138853865
I love Kotori.

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NICO

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MAKI

>>138845615
>implying your parents don't know about your hobby

What kind of shitty parental bonding do you have?

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ELICHIKA

Nico is sooo hot

>>138845615
I've watched both seasons of Love Live! with my imoutos, neesan, and mom in the past. And all of them like it, this is nothing new.

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This is one of the reasons why I watch anime on my laptop with headphones on.

My Dad just accepts it now. I argued that watching these kind of shows are the most alpha thing that you can do and it's not gay at all.

>>138851601
>Is that all really happening in a conventional oven?

Hah!

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You break into your parent's room and find your dad or mom watching Love Live, in the exact moment that Nico does the Nico Nico Nii.

How do you proceed?

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>>138855336
You break into Nico's room and find Nico watching Love Live, in the exact moment that Nico does the Nico Nico Nii.

How do you proceed?

>>138845615
>W-Why am I watching a girl that looks like she's 8 blushing at me and making a heart symbol? Umm. Well....I'm gay, actually.

>>138855466
It wouldn't be impossible for a successful school idol group like the µ's to get a serialized adaptation/biography, where that scenario could happen.

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Nico nico ___ ~

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>>138855833
Nico Nico In the whole vast dome of living nature there reigns an open violence. A kind of prescriptive fury which arms all the creatures to their common doom: as soon as you leave the inanimate kingdom you find the decree of violent death inscribed on the very frontiers of life. You feel it already in the vegetable kingdom: from the great catalpa to the humblest herb, how many plants die and how many are killed; but, from the moment you enter the animal kingdom, this law is suddenly in the most dreadful evidence. A Power, a violence, at once hidden and palpable. . . has in each species appointed a certain number of animals to devour the others. . . And who [in this general carnage] exterminates him who will exterminate all others? Himself. It is man who is charged with the slaughter of man. . . The whole earth, perpetually steeped in blood, is nothing but a vast altar upon which all that is living must be sacrificed without end, without measure, without pause, until the consummation of things, until evil is extinct, until the death of death ~ desu
- Joseph de "Kawaii" Maistre

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>>138845615
They've already met my wife.

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>>138856098
Fuck rin.

>>138852722
Godammit. Now we need Nico cosplaying as Captain Falcon while pulling that move off.

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>>138851601
kek

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THICK Idols

I don't even watch those idol anime, but Umi a best.

Nico Nico Nii!

>>138845615
What's her hand sign trying to convey? It looks like a gaping asshole to me.

>>138858108
your gaping asshole looks like batman?

>>138853266
Whoo. That scared the hell out of me

>>138854367
Your family knowing you like anime and hour family knowing you fantasize about being married to some girl who looks like she's in middle school is completely different.

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>>138854958

It's Nico Nico Smile you idiots

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>>138851601
As expected from Cocoa.

>>138845615
Pause the video and ask them what they wanted from me. My parents know I like anime, they won't be even paying attention to the screen, unless there is some gore or porn going on.

>>138858225
>fantasize about being married to some girl who looks like she's in middle school
And they can deduce it from a single niconiconii how?

If your parents think of your waifufaggotry to be unacceptable -as long as you're not an ugly buyfag hikikomori with no future-, you have subpar parental bonding

>>138845615
My mom knows I jack off in diapers. I don't think this will bother her. I don't even know what it is.

>>138845615
>not nico nicoing with your wife

p
l
e
b

>>138845615
"I AM HIGH ON PCP"

>>138845615

Take cover behind my desk and open fire with the shotgun I put there for just that purpose.

Fuck Rin.

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>>138861247
Gladly.

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>>138845615
>in the exact moment that Nico does the Nico Nico Nii.
This Nico is cute, she must be the best Rabu Raibu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-mFd4dz7dQ

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>>138845615
Shame on you, I watch only smart anime for mature people, my parents will be proud.

>>138845615

My parents don't live together. If my mum did come into the room, I guess I hit pause and ask what she wants.

Everyone knows I watch anime, I keep my DVDs on the best place in the shelf.

Did hide my spiderman collection tho, I would be a bit embarrassed to show that one of, spiderman is for kids.

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http://gs.dengeki.com/sunshine_tohyo/

Remember to vote on which Aqours girl should be Numazu Gamers Poster Girl.

>>138863100
fuck you aqours fag

>>138845615
Nothing. Wouldn't be the first time.
She's probably say "How don't you get diabetes watching these sugary little tarts?" or "Did you run out of those robot cartoons with good music?" or something.

>>138845615
I'd ask them why they spend 100 euros on gasoline just to owe me even more for the broken door.

>>138845615

>Mom, I'm, uh, busy. What do you need?
>Dad, uh, when did you get out of jail? And why did Mom let you in? I nico need an explanation of what's going on.

>>138863380

"We're selling your things and kicking you out. You have one hour."

>>138863100
sorry the translation just be wrong, those aren't muse's names.

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>>138845615
Hear the door unlocking. I stop humming the opening theme and throw my sisters Barbie playhouse microphone quickly in my closet. jump under the covers to hide the fact in in panties and a bra and pretend to be furiously messing with myself. Mom comes in "Oops sorry" to which I yell KNOCK NEXT TIME! Go back to what I was doing.

>>138853157
>>138853213
They should've used a higher pitch, since idols all have that ridiculous 12 yo voice.

>>138863527

>Oh thank god. I'll leave instructions on how to operate the appliances and be on my merry way then. Oh, and the sink in the laundry rooms blown, have fun with that. Hope you didn't nico need me for anything else.

I've wanted to pull the trigger on moving out for 2 years now.

Is Nico a loli?

>>138864015
no

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>>138850894
>1. My parents are both dead.
>2. They disowned me and completely broke off with me in the late 90s
Damn. I'm a miserable loser but I guess I'm lucky to live with both my parents and have them both healthy.

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>>138851601
>chiya's reactions

my dad is dead and my mom would just ignore it because that is how she deals with anything she does not understand

>>138850894
>3. Love Live a shit
What a faggot, this is why your parents disowned you.

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>>138856374
Why is Nozomi so FAT?

>>138865262
She drains all the life energy from the other girls trough their boobs.
Don't you think it's a coincidence that Nico is the girl that she squeezes the most, and at the same time, her breasts are the smallest?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OO9wxCYMm8

>>138853865
This.

>>138865842
>that ending
2spooky4me

>>138849515
this makes me sad

>>138845615
I ask them if they nico nico need me too?

>>138864015
She's like 15

>>138866398
She's 17.

>>138866398
She's 16 in S1 and 17 by the end of S2.

>>138866423
Nevermind, I was thinking Maki.

I've got 4 love live dakimakuras, I doubt they'll be shocked at all

The mother would probably remember it then say it to annoy me. Whenever I'm annoyed at something she asks if I'm platinum mad ever since she saw me watching Nise.

switch tabs to gay porn, that's easier to explain.

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>>138853781

>>138866677
Gohan!

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>>138845615

My father would've kicked me out of the house much earlier than 19.

>>138845615
uhhhh pressed the wrong button, computers are shitty nowadays

back to watching game of thrones

>>138866458
making her 19/20 now...

>>138867276
2D doesn't age physically or mentally unless canon states other wise.
They grow older in age, and have birthdays, she might be a 100 yo, but all her physical, psychological, etc, features are of her last canon.

>>138867361
true I was only going on her how many years it's been since then (although she hasn't had her birthday this year yet)

>>138845615
Back when I was living at home, I always locked my door.

>>138855833
"nigger"

>>138863280
>"How don't you get diabetes watching these sugary little tarts?"
Your mom sounds like a nice lady.

>>138867824

Now that you say it, Nico does seem like the kind of person who would bronswe /pol/.

>short
>pale (muh whiteness)
>red eyes
>ambitious
>annoying

>>138855336
I love her hair more than anything else

>>138855336
Pretend it didn't happen.
I can't imagine talking to someone I know over anime. Specially someone in my family.

love live is fun

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What kind of relationship do people have with their patents? My parents are well aware of what I watch.

>>138873583

>patents

Not all of us are inventors.

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>>138873583

My parents are dead, and I keep them that way.

>>138873583
My father abandoned me at birth.
I was raised by an abusive mother.
I still live with her. But it's more like a room mate relationship than mother and son.
I give her a parcel of my salary every month so I don't get kicked out of home.
Regardless I always lock the door regardless of what I'm doing so unless she spies on me somehow, she is not aware that I watch Love Live, nor that I have dakimakuras of mai waifu.
The worst thing ever happened was she coming in when I was watching some anime related webm in a YLYL thread on /gif/.

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>>138873583
I think I have a pretty good relationship with my parents.
My mum knows I watch anime, she's generally accepting most of the time and I've even convinced her to watch some shows (which she seemed to like). Although, she's lashed out at me a few times in the past for watching "girly shit" while being angry at something else, so take that what as you will.
I don't think my dad gives a shit. He's certainly walked in while I was watching anime, but I don't think he knew what it was. When I was younger, I'd get him to buy tickets for anime films and conventions, so he's probably got some vague idea that they're "cartoons from Japan", but not much more. I've thought of showing some to him, but he'd probably be more interested in live action shows, if at all. At the very least, he introduced me to Breaking Bad so I guess I can say he's not opposed to watching long-running tv shows.

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>>138851601

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>>138846209
KEK

>>138874485
>>138873583
>Honkfags trying to blogshit
The worst.

>>138876338
I'm disappointed you didn't enjoy it, thanks for reblog anyways.

>>138876387
I never read it. Now fuck off.

>>138874485
>liking Breaking Bad

>>138873583
They don't know I watch anime
They just now I spend a lot of time on the computer
I don't think they'd care though

I wake up from the nightmare since I'd never waste time with such a fucking low quality fanservice shit show like Love Live.

>>138863954
Pull the trigger, you can do it. Living alone is well worth the cost.

>>138878717
What?Then go back to butt fucking your boyfriend?

>>138845615
continue masturbating

>>138853070
I feel like I hear this voice actor in every anime dub I come across.

>>138879018

It's called being butt fucked.

Learn your tenses!

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Korean Nico, anyone?

>>138845615
My parents are police officers and live 500 miles away from me. Am I being arrested? Are they CIA?

>>138853923
>Nico's hand

Is she molesting her

>>138884155
>no shadow

Too beta for that.

>>138845615
Mom hits me on the head for watching it without her, she loves it.

>>138882173
She turned into a green haired slut.

She is no longer cute.

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>>138853070
Honestly this is insanely good for a dub but I still cringed.

>>138849525
Gotta fap to this

>>138845615
>Your parents break into your room and find you watching Love Live
I'd be shocked, and ask them when did they get here, and why didn't they call me to pick them up at the airport.

However, if this was when I still lived at home; mom wouldn't notice, and dad would probably like the Nico Nico Nii.

>>138850894
>Love Live a shit
>parents are both dead and disowned me
And I think I know why...

Should I start watching this?

>>138886901

Yes, immediately with no delay.

I don't think they would care anymore. My mom asked me "are sure these dolls are meant for boys?" about 10 times when bought my first figure, though.

>>138853070
That was actually ok.

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>>138876023
Komari-tan is my wife.

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>>138887398

Honk!