Your parents break into your room and find you watching Love Live, in the exact moment that Nico does the Nico Nico Nii.
How do you proceed?
Well, since them is dead, I blast zombies with my shotgun.
Stare at them blankly and ask why they felt the need to bust down the door. They remain blissfully unaware of what's actually going on because 1) My screen is NOT facing the door and 2) I'm wearing headphones.
Because I'm not stupid.
ask if they'd like to nico ni along with nico me
Implying that you don't have a Nico body pillow in your cardboard box parked in an alley behind Starbucks.
This made me think, actually.
Supposing you for some reason hit a point so low in your life that you have to become a beggar, you can still carry your dakimakura along.
Even in the shit you're waifu still loves you.
This is beautiful.
>mother is somehow alive again
>dad suddenly reappears into my life
I'd be more happy then anything else, honestly.
[Spoiler]Yes, I'm half black and so is/was my father. Moms white as a sheet, though[\spoiler]
1. My parents are both dead.
2. They disowned me and completely broke off with me in the late 90s
3. Love Live a shit
Your parents break into your room while your enjoying some ＲＪ１３１５５２.
>mfw the dub
your mom and dad are both dead?
however, my grandparents are still alive.
Nico nico nii~ right at them and hope they close the door in disgust.
I'd be glad I dodged a bullet for having a good character on screen instead of that WHORE Maki
The one how carried the whole team on her back behind the curtains.
>Made the costumes
>Knows Honoka since they were kids, so she knows how to handle her genki making her the best second in command
>Denied a chance to study fashion-thing overseas for her friends, respecting the prophecy of the nine muses as well
>Has the cutest okaa-san who also helped a damn lot in the background
She doesn't have the best ships though, because no one is perfect.
This is one of the reasons why I watch anime on my laptop with headphones on.
You break into your parent's room and find your dad or mom watching Love Live, in the exact moment that Nico does the Nico Nico Nii.
How do you proceed?
You break into Nico's room and find Nico watching Love Live, in the exact moment that Nico does the Nico Nico Nii.
How do you proceed?
Nico Nico In the whole vast dome of living nature there reigns an open violence. A kind of prescriptive fury which arms all the creatures to their common doom: as soon as you leave the inanimate kingdom you find the decree of violent death inscribed on the very frontiers of life. You feel it already in the vegetable kingdom: from the great catalpa to the humblest herb, how many plants die and how many are killed; but, from the moment you enter the animal kingdom, this law is suddenly in the most dreadful evidence. A Power, a violence, at once hidden and palpable. . . has in each species appointed a certain number of animals to devour the others. . . And who [in this general carnage] exterminates him who will exterminate all others? Himself. It is man who is charged with the slaughter of man. . . The whole earth, perpetually steeped in blood, is nothing but a vast altar upon which all that is living must be sacrificed without end, without measure, without pause, until the consummation of things, until evil is extinct, until the death of death ~ desu
- Joseph de "Kawaii" Maistre
They've already met my wife.
Pause the video and ask them what they wanted from me. My parents know I like anime, they won't be even paying attention to the screen, unless there is some gore or porn going on.
>fantasize about being married to some girl who looks like she's in middle school
And they can deduce it from a single niconiconii how?
If your parents think of your waifufaggotry to be unacceptable -as long as you're not an ugly buyfag hikikomori with no future-, you have subpar parental bonding
>in the exact moment that Nico does the Nico Nico Nii.
This Nico is cute, she must be the best Rabu Raibu.
Shame on you, I watch only smart anime for mature people, my parents will be proud.
My parents don't live together. If my mum did come into the room, I guess I hit pause and ask what she wants.
Everyone knows I watch anime, I keep my DVDs on the best place in the shelf.
Did hide my spiderman collection tho, I would be a bit embarrassed to show that one of, spiderman is for kids.
Remember to vote on which Aqours girl should be Numazu Gamers Poster Girl.
Nothing. Wouldn't be the first time.
She's probably say "How don't you get diabetes watching these sugary little tarts?" or "Did you run out of those robot cartoons with good music?" or something.
Hear the door unlocking. I stop humming the opening theme and throw my sisters Barbie playhouse microphone quickly in my closet. jump under the covers to hide the fact in in panties and a bra and pretend to be furiously messing with myself. Mom comes in "Oops sorry" to which I yell KNOCK NEXT TIME! Go back to what I was doing.
>Oh thank god. I'll leave instructions on how to operate the appliances and be on my merry way then. Oh, and the sink in the laundry rooms blown, have fun with that. Hope you didn't nico need me for anything else.
I've wanted to pull the trigger on moving out for 2 years now.
>1. My parents are both dead.
>2. They disowned me and completely broke off with me in the late 90s
Damn. I'm a miserable loser but I guess I'm lucky to live with both my parents and have them both healthy.
Why is Nozomi so FAT?
She drains all the life energy from the other girls trough their boobs.
Don't you think it's a coincidence that Nico is the girl that she squeezes the most, and at the same time, her breasts are the smallest?
My father would've kicked me out of the house much earlier than 19.
2D doesn't age physically or mentally unless canon states other wise.
They grow older in age, and have birthdays, she might be a 100 yo, but all her physical, psychological, etc, features are of her last canon.
What kind of relationship do people have with their patents? My parents are well aware of what I watch.
My parents are dead, and I keep them that way.
My father abandoned me at birth.
I was raised by an abusive mother.
I still live with her. But it's more like a room mate relationship than mother and son.
I give her a parcel of my salary every month so I don't get kicked out of home.
Regardless I always lock the door regardless of what I'm doing so unless she spies on me somehow, she is not aware that I watch Love Live, nor that I have dakimakuras of mai waifu.
The worst thing ever happened was she coming in when I was watching some anime related webm in a YLYL thread on /gif/.
I think I have a pretty good relationship with my parents.
My mum knows I watch anime, she's generally accepting most of the time and I've even convinced her to watch some shows (which she seemed to like). Although, she's lashed out at me a few times in the past for watching "girly shit" while being angry at something else, so take that what as you will.
I don't think my dad gives a shit. He's certainly walked in while I was watching anime, but I don't think he knew what it was. When I was younger, I'd get him to buy tickets for anime films and conventions, so he's probably got some vague idea that they're "cartoons from Japan", but not much more. I've thought of showing some to him, but he'd probably be more interested in live action shows, if at all.
At the very least, he introduced me to Breaking Bad so I guess I can say he's not opposed to watching long-running tv shows.
Korean Nico, anyone?
Honestly this is insanely good for a dub but I still cringed.
>Your parents break into your room and find you watching Love Live
I'd be shocked, and ask them when did they get here, and why didn't they call me to pick them up at the airport.
However, if this was when I still lived at home; mom wouldn't notice, and dad would probably like the Nico Nico Nii.