Why isn't there one of him fucking Megumin under the stable while he speaks to Aqua.
While they may look similar, that is not yogurt, but seminal fluid. Seminal fluid, or semen, is an organic fluid whose primary purpose is to fertilize female ova. It comes out of a man's penis in a process called ejaculation. This is generally done inside a woman's vagina in order for the impregnation to take place, but some men also like to ejaculate on the body of the girl, like seen in the image. This act can be seen as degrading, which is why some men find it arousing. A normal ejaculation consists of about 5 milliliters of semen, meaning the girl in the image had sexual intercourse with at least a few dozen men. These girls are known as sluts, whores, tramps, hookers or semen demons.
I hope you learned something new.
How are you not banned? I've been kicked off this dumb board for posting way tamer stuff.
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Semen,
is in fact, Sperm/Semen, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Ejaculate.
Semen is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component
of a fully functioning Sperm system made useful by the Sperm corelibs, shell
utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the Sperm system every day,
without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Sperm
which is widely used today is often called "Semen", and many of its users are
not aware that it is basically the Sperm system, developed by the Sperm Project.
There really is a Semen, and these people are using it, but it is just a
part of the system they use. Semen is the kernel: the program in the system
that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run.
The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself;
it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Semen is
normally used in combination with the Sperm operating system: the whole system
is basically Sperm with Semen added, or Ejaculate. All the so-called "Semen"
distributions are really distributions of Ejaculate.
Are mods asleep or do they just not care?
I don't know if he's here, but for the guy who I promised this, I checked and you indeed can't access panda on a brand new account. I double checked it with my old account and the usual method works even if I don't close the browser/etc. There is really a new rule in effect, you have to wait out a certain period of time before you can go to exhentai.
There's one of him fucking Aqua under the table while he speaks to Megumin.
Shows promise. For full effect you should replace all thematic elements of the original pasta. (POSIX, OS, corelibs...) But it's already slightly funny. Just make the proposed changes and you will soon achieve full meme status.
Just wait until he gets distracted with an enemy then drag her off into the bushes. She has no energy left so you will encounter no resistance.
It's all for the sake of Megumin's used panties.
>sadpanda doesn't have a tag for this
Megumin was made for lewd. And I haven't even mentioned anything about piss yet.
I wonder how much one would pay for a used pair of explosive semen demon panties. i would part with a cool $50 dollar bill.
Despite all the extreme fetishes, that's exactly what I want too, an ultra vanilla relationship with a cute girl with lots of
handholdingand gentle cuddling.
Too bad I'll probably die alone without ever having touched a woman.
I'll get her to drink lots of water to prove that crimson semen demons don't go to the toilet. When she finally stops pretending and begs to pee, I'll refuse to let her go and insist that she pisses in a bottle in front of me.
After her bladder reaches its limit, she forcefully begins spraying a torrent of piss right at my face to get back at me for tormenting her, but shouts in embarrassment as I begin to gulp it down. It objectively smells quite bad, but my lust and the knowledge that it came from Megumin makes it smell rather lewd to me instead. At first she turns her head away and blushes silently while her small frame twitches, but eventually she doesn't want to hear the noise of her own piss any more and begins making cute chuuni death threats towards me.
It just seems wrong to look forward to death this much.
You can become an anime producer or director and have sex with Amamiya Sora instead. I'm sure you could get her to put on her bratty Aqua voice while you fuck her in return for another lead role.
Would you lick up the piss trails that went down and got wet her anus wrinkles?
I sure would do. With lots of poking and prodding into her slimy stinkhole, while explaining to her how lewd her asshole tastes.
this thread is done for
don't bully the megumin!
Strictly speaking, Kazuma is not a Rogue, but an Adventurer. The thing is, people in that world can learn skills they see as long as they have the skill points for it, so he's learned some unorthodox stuff like steal, detect traps, and life drain.
Okay, let's be kind to Megumin.
I really like her hair with those long tails.
I completely forgot, some anons talked about something like this before, right? Using her piss (or Yunyun's) to clean out and lube up her asshole before having rough anal sex with her.
I think it was making Megumin piss into YunYun's ass then fuck her senseless in her tight shithole before cumming into her mouth.
But there might have been more occasions of this, so whatever.
I'm lewding her out of love, anon. I wouldn't bother sexualizing her if I didn't care about her.
This is why crimson demons don't use the bathroom
I don't remember the part about cumming into her mouth, but yeah I might have missed a few threads or so. I don't think Yunyun would be too eager to taste her own shit then my semen in quick succession, though.
Not that I wouldn't like to rub my dick inside the hole Yunyun shits from.
That sounds more like a Darkness thing. I'd tease Megumin about publicly humiliating her, but her used diapers are for me alone to smell and deposit my semen into.
I know that feel brah. I like seeing cute girls being bulled/abused by boys in non comedic ways. Typically only see that in shoujo, and that is typically another girl doing the bullying
Thank you anon. I shall treasure this lewd Yunyun.
We're not perverted, we're just fans of the show.
Not him, but here's a couple of mine
Loli giving a pantyjob then wearing the cum-soaked panties Christmas cake giving a pantyjob then wearing the cum-soaked panties Lolifuta x milf Blood-related family members being slowly corrupted Reverse NTR Sexual slavery with clearly defined rules
There's definitely more, but I'm sleep deprived and can't think of them right now.
>"Yours! Your pussy! You feel better than she does! The tightness, the way you move your hips... you're better than she ever could be! Just please let me cum!"
Not that anon, but presumably something like that.
Me neither. I guess the Nips really love getting cucked instead of seeing two women in competition with eachother.
>M-Muh harem tho
The average harem protagonist is a dickless ken doll with a personality to match
It'd suit doujins featuring sultry semen demon characters like Iroha. Girls who you'd fuck the shit out of on the side even if they wouldn't make the best wives.
He's a bit of a power gamer, we know this
He also has to fill in the gaps his hyper-specialized party leaves
The one-and-done wizard, the tank that can't hit shit, and the dumb goddess he can't rely on to do shit right
Do you not know the lore of what golems are?
They're a clump of clay and a jew writes orders onto a small statue that gets put inside the clay clump. The clay turns into a golem and then followers the orders on the statue. Remove statue or complete orders to stop the golem.
Only the finest anal sex for this crimson semen demon.
I'm going to impregnate every chuuni in that village!
I'll help you this once newfriend, archives, and some extensions will link dead posts automatically
>keeping your anime blu-rays in the kitchen
Looks cute thought.
At least I could actually kidnap her and force her to say explosion to my ear.
I'll probably pick it up once a few are out, they've been releasing log horizon pretty consistently with a ~4 month gap between them which isn't too bad if you like having physical copies
Megumin is pure.
Wish I knew how well she could work a shaft
>explosion costs 50 skill points
>megumin was level 6 when she met kazuma
>megumin drank around 44 skill potions while living in the village
Kazuma needs to go
stealsome skill potions.
Crunchyroll is doing a good enough job, just get HorribleSubs. Both fansub options are just CrunchyRoll edits anyway.
If typesetting is important to you Chihiro is the better option.
FFF is half a season behind, as usual, so I wouldn't expect them to actually finish for another three months.
>But the "CR edit" is fixing all the mistakes that CR makes.
Sure it is
Like I said
>If typesetting is important to you Chihiro is the better option.
And they've generally released within a few days of it airing, so that's standard for fansubs.
Have CR made any errors? All three scripts read basically the same so I doubt there's anything significantly wrong with CR.
Is Chihiro still obnoxiously literal to the point of stilted English?
I've been avoiding them for the past like four years or something because they did such an awful job on (I think) the Madoka BDs.
>shirow masamune x rikudo koshi colaborative cyberpunk post-humah romance isn't AOTS
I suppose you'd be the expert.
Next you're gonna tell me you think NTRased is the best show of the season
Melonpan, rich swiss otaku.
>generic moeshit yuri
>but with robutts added
you must be clinically retarded to think it's aots
I've actually just started watching it as well. It wasn't really special, but the cast are unique and fun as hell. Also Megumin's VA is hyper-energetic and eargasmic, fucking amazing.
There is no source for this though.
Some people were just speculating because of the DMCA while ignoring that the DMCA was done by a bot that took down multiple series at the same time.
This thread is done for
The chuuni has been bullied
You guys are horrible
You forgot Farsight (nightvision+better vision at day)
He'll definitely learn that voice imitation buff from Aqua and complete his bard skill-set.
Dude's decked out to be a burglar, swindler, infiltrator, merchant and assassin already.
If you mean this kind of stove, that sounds like it would be kind of nice to do.
I doubt it, it looks like she frequently releases bodily waste.
You know that's not the bloody point I'm trying to make, this is a japanese anime airing on japanese TV, and you know how butthurt they are about minors drinking on TV.
Characters with an extended lifespan get a free pass, pic related.
Yes. Both Aqua and Eris.
>implying that she wouldn't just leave his semen inside her and go about her day
>implying that when she casts her daily explosion, a glob of semen wouldn't ooze out of her and stain her panties, making her blush
this was funnier than it had any business being, Im in fucking tears
>You'll never carry Megumin's limp body on your back due to explosions.