>wake up >look in the mirror >see this What is your

I don't know, what do perfect people do?

>>138819887
Wonder how I became Mai sempai

Touch myself

>>138819887
dumb dogfucker

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>>138819887
Grab muh boobs!

>>138819998
Who?

Test all 2 spatial dimensions.

>>138819887
See if my shadow is one dimensional.

>>138820008
/thread

>>138820059
>>138820103
Everything is 2 dimensional. The universe is a Klein bottle.

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>>138820057

Get naked immediately.

Cry tears of joy, probably.

>>138819887
Remove hair magazine.

Rikka > Dekomori > Kumin >>>>>>> Chimera > >>>>>> Shinka

Suck a million dicks.

>>138820026
That hair and eye color is so fucking good. Gets me hard, man.

Communicate with fairies

Remove the hairpin.

>>138820294
How would you experience multiple orgasms from that?

>>138819998
Mai have a better personality though.

>>138820415
this kills the you

>>138820494
I prefer Shinka's passive aggressive personality.

Give myself a high five
On the vagina
For 5 hours

>>138819887
Grope breasts

>>138820518
>liking tsunderes

>>138820528
Shinka is not a tsundere or any of the dere archetypes, she is just Shinka.

>>138820534
>Shinka is not a tsundere

Aaaand, time to stop.

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>>138820008

>>138820494
Mai has a personality?

>>138820683
Did you not watched last episode?

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>>138819887
Dress up, be tsundere, become best girl, grab boobs, touch myself, have fun being teased constantly.

Release sexual frustration on Deko

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How long have you been doing this Shinkaposter, I don't know if its 2-3 of you or just one person but god DAMN.

You're not gonna stop until everyone likes her are you.

>>138820521
Sounds extremely painful.

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>>138820750
You know you love her already, stop trying to fight it

>>138820750
I've seen in you in pretty much every Shinka thread I've been in, you're the ones making them for all I care you tsundere fuck.

>>138819887
First off, I'd check to see if I'm dreaming or not, then once I'd realised I'm not dreaming, then I'd probably crack one off.

>>138820736
Would you have fun if I teased you with my dick?

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Everyone's first instinct seems to be to violate their bodies. Please have some respect for my waifu and goddess.

>>138819887
Dump the hairclip, cut my hair and stop being a dumb fucking bitch.

>>138821119
The first time I ever witnessed anyone waifuing Shinka.

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>>138820963
M-maybe...

>>138821175
That's because you've only been here for one week.

Rape Deko

>>138820012
You really had to remind me, right? Fuck you too, anon.

>>138821191
Nah just that I never saw the word Shinka and waifu being use together. Ever.

Not everyone feel the need to waifuing the character they like.

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Give handjobs to pretty boys.

>>138819887
Thank God for making me 2D.

Flirt with nerds until they fall for me and then ignore them

Get soaked with cum

>>138821459
You're gonna get raped, anon.

Nice strategy.

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>>138819887
Rape Decomori

>>138819887
take off that retarded hairclip, it doesn't even serve any purpose what the fuck

>>138821617
It serves the purpose of making her the best girl.

master bait

>>138820415
>>138821155
>>138821617
>woke up in your original body
Dumbass.

>>138821362
sauce

>>138821585
muh bro

>>138819887
Checking whether I really become invisible.

>>138821362
Do you have a template for that hand gif?

>>138819887
Draft up a plan to become an all powerful CEO someday

>>138819887
Masturbate.

>>138819887
Look around to see if anyone's around.

If there is no one around, I'll jerk off to my hearts content.

>>138819887
Why am i invisible and why is Nibutani behind me?

>>138823825
>why is Nibutani behind me?
You're about to get pegged

>>138823825
To trick you into thinking you've become a literal goddess.

>>138823825
Behind every good /a/non, there's a Shinka.

>turn on cam
>masturbate
>become rich

Easy life.

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> most of the answers are sexual
> not taking the opportunity to become the magician for 400 years
> Not wanting to talk to faeries

I'm disappointed /a/

>>138826571
They just assumed that they would only look like her and not actually become her.

>>138826571
but anon, she's a fake

>>138826571

>talking to fairies like a faggot
>not being the Tyrant's Eye or whacking people with Mjnolnir

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>>138826857

>>138826857
How could I be a faggot if I'm a cute girl?

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>>138819887
Get naked.

>>138819887
Undress, look at my naked body and masturbate.

Then, enjoy the pleasure of dressing in women's clothes in public