GATE Episode 23 Cont.

This is an analogy for what would have happened if Japan did not surrender in WW2.

>>138816974
>wiping out enemy capital's defence force saying it's a "hostage rescue situation"
>while being held hostage is presented as something horrendous, people rescued are shown as perfectly fine
>pina wasn't shown as being tortured or humiliated in any meaningful way aside from taking her swag from her and being locked up for a couple of days
>all that forced drama from itami being worried about his platoon considering that there is zero threat to them
>all that coldblooded annihilation of basically defenseless empire troops

I knew what I was getting into but this is just poor storytelling. It flew okay as long as empire was on offensive but with japan atacking the action looks nasty.

Honestly though, it's just a poor storytelling : show the blonde prince torturing and killing his captives, Pina being raped and soldiers being brutal brainwashed savages and everything is fine. But the way things are, fuck this. Just the last episode soldiers were shown as hesistant towards atacking their allies yet here they are put down mercilessly. Why are you showing the humanity in enemy if the next moment you are treating them like garbage ?

Goddamn why are girls in form-fitting armour so sexy?

Bonus points for full coverage.

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It's SDF self-flagellation because they've had it beaten into them by Daddy America. The soldiers should've refused to die for a weak idiot regicide emperor, but they continued to fight against the vastly more powerful Men in Green.

>>138817468
well it is poor storytelling

the author wanted the story to be about noble jieitai versus the uncultured natives, but he knew that wouldn't sell, so he added that spice of beautiful native women who all want to procreate with the strong japanese soldier

i think the biggest issue here is they didn't even try to save Pina, the one who is basically leading the peace faction.

>>138817468
>EMPIRE GUD BOYZ, DEY DIDNT DOO NUFFIN
I hope the Oprichniki knock down your door and rape your dog

This is pretty much an allegory to ww2. SDF are american & the empire is japan. It's pretty much facist porn in the same vein as starship troopers.

Still entertaining, but definitely propaganda

>>138816974
Anime and this thread will not exist

>>138816974
>women in war

LOL

>>138817983
I wouldn't call Starship Troopers propaganda.
Heinlein wasn't a fascist.

>>138817689
i agree, author should make indian army as a main story. With this surely many audience will like it

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>Female Knights

>>138817468
War's a bitch, mate.

>>138818294
Makes me want to show them my knight stick.

>>138817634
>You will never princess carry a tomboy

Not taking hostages huh? How easy mode it can get?

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great taste

>>138816974
As far as fantasy anime female armor goes, those are actually kinda reasonable.

That armor looks highly impractical.

>>138818840
>>138818911
Doesn't matter anyways for bullets

>>138818755
His face says that he is disgusted but that blush tells another story.

>>138817468
>>pina wasn't shown as being tortured or humiliated in any meaningful way aside from taking her swag from her and being locked up for a couple of days
Have someone lock you up "for a couple of days" and see how you fare.
You might be underestimating that a little.

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I hope they will shoot down the mob of angry mothers,widows and orphans too.

>>138819004
You've had terrible parents.

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>>138819067
No, they loved me. I had a car city carpet in my room.
A couple of beatings are normal though, r-right guys?

I wish marines were this effective against cavalry and bowmans in Civ games too.

Made it happen. Still missing alarm and missile sounds though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTOGjc0jVoc

>>138819120
We always deserved that and still deserve. I still beat myself when I mess up something. It can't be helped...

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>>138816974
war has started over a loli

>>138819237
AS IT SHOULD BE
MAY ALL SOLDIERS AROUND THE WORLD BECOME PROTECTOR OF LOLI
MAY WE ENTER A HOLY WAR IN THE NAME OF LOLI
THE UNITED LOLI PROTECTOR ARMY SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH EXTREME VIOLENCE AGAINST ANYTHING EXCEPT LOLI

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Enjoy our usual gate thread.

>>138819288
I wish to enlist in the ULPA and fight for justice.
Loli is justice, Cute is truth

>>138818105
>LOL
Fuck off.

>>138818194
Well, the guy who made the Starship Troopers film didn't actually bother reading the book, so he assumed it was simply fascist porn and made the film so as to mock that.

I'm not even mad, no work by any of the Big Three of Sci-Fi has ever been adapted well.

>>138819192
You magnificent bastard.

>>138819004
Sorry for going into the 3d territory a little, but in Game of Thrones they did a motivation thing just right. Sure, irl it's objectively horrible to be treated like Pina, yet in fiction you have to really show the horrors in order to make your stuff effective. If Pina was hyperventilating, pulling her hair out and shit it would have been one thing, but the way things are she is seemingly mildly upset at most, and what is more, there is no apparent threat to her : it's not like prince decided to execute her or make her a whore.

I'm not pro empire but jdf is too strong to go for all the violence they are capable of from the get go. Show at least some attempt to subdue the enemies before killing them.

>>138817263
> Implying Japan wouldn't turn their children into walking bombs and mass "suicide" their wives to protect glorious nippon genes against gaijin semen.

>>138819446
>territory
cant show a broken harem candidate

>>138818755
Looks like he's a Roast Beefeater.

>>138819485
>> Implying Japan wouldn't turn their children into walking bombs
No need to imply. People who were children at the time did actually discuss the need to turn themselves into living anti-tank bombs. This isn't a secret.

>>138819237
...and then they murdered everyone in the village for being terrorist sympathisers.

>>138819562
Or tonic to her beefeater

>>138819568
I think anon was implying that other anon was implying that, not implying that themself.

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>>138818755
Dude has the best taste in woman.

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We need /k/ now

>>138819237
Since when is a JDAM that levels a school because there ''''''might'''''' be a terrorist inside a heavenly angel?

I'm not military fetishist but I can understand loving "unit as a perfect machine" thingy. But isn't it kind of contra with the enemy side? I believe that Roman army was disciplined too and had some nice operations and hiearchy. Actually it is ancestor of modern army. One could think that they would show some respect..

>>138819298

Is that Liquid snake

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>>138816974
>You will never have a princess battle harem.

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>>138819713
They aren't really Romans at all. It would be far more interesting if they wore though.

The airdrop was fucking awful. Who the fuck mass drops into HOSTILE territory during broad daylight? It's a miracle they weren't all peppered by arrows while hopelessly flinging about in the air unable to defend themselves.

>>138819831
They wanted us to see it

>>138819831
Attacking in suicidal waves is proud nihonese tradition.

>>138819831
How quickly do you think an enemy without any means of communication, transportation or early warning could react? They wouldn't have even realised what was happening until the japs started jumping.

>>138817634
the fuck is going on in this pic? I don´t watch anime.

>>138820192
isn't it selfexplaintatory?

>>138820190
Sometimes people forget the empire does not have an cellphone-like magic.

>>138820280
Not only that, but before the paratroopers, they had guys taking out the AA defenses.

>>138820190
>be archer
>see people dropping from sky
>shoot them before they land

Well that wasn't too difficult was it? Also the AA they destroyed was likely some kind of arbalest thing which could potentially threaten helicopters. Definitely not for anti-personnel.

>>138820334
and their "AA defenses" were just some fucks riding tiny dragons

>>138820280
They could use bells, smoke or vuvuzelas.
>>138820334
but not all archers

Those archers were shit anyways, like they just injured one guy

>>138820451
They dropped in a field not onto the walls. Bows have pretty shitty ranges.
On top of that it explicitly showed you some special forces team or whatever clearing the sentries moments before the drop.

>>138816974
So who's the best waifu in OP's pic? My vote goes to Blondie in the middle.

>>138820487
Instead they took out places where the guards hanged out. And most of the enemy soldiers were heading the the Jade Palace too.

>>138819831
not shown in the anime, but they did drop bombs on barracks and armoury too.

basically, everything was in disarray except for the forces at the Jade Palace

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Just look at the face.

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>>138820629

>>138816974
Thanks for reminding me to fap to armored girls.

This franchise is pure nippon strong wankery

>>138819237
>that artifacting
The JPG has been through a worse hell than the paratrooper it depicts.

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>>138820758
Just another thing they stole from the west

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>>138820629

>>138820851
Except that really happened. A more pat comparison would be all of the American novels that feature the US military going into the past or future and stomping fantasy and science fiction foes.

>>138821018
Man, are those really a thing? I thought most "OORAH MURICA" stories were modern fiction, with the North Koreans or someone dumb some how being the top dogs so the Americans can be the underdogs they desperately want to be.

The only real trans-time/dimension American fiction I know is 1632, which is supposedly pretty even handed and about a mining town sent to the past.

Damn, Japan so fucking stronk!

>>138821018
Gimme a list brah. I've been looking for that kind of stuff.

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I want to cum inside Panache

>>138821371
Doesn't Panache betray the knights and get them all killed?

>>138821313
Japan vs ISIS when?

>>138821407
Shh, they're not supposed to know that yet

>>138820629
Lucky bastard.

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>>138820758
Yes, we definitely need something more believeable...

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Enjoy, folks

>>138821471
>this guy again

>>138821407
You can still cum inside a traitor

>>138821282
>Independence Day
>Battleship
>Pacific Rim
That's just off the top of my head.

>>138821407

only shandy and suicesse

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>>138821467
Sure, bro.
>>138821418
Never, it's too easy for them.

>>138821504
Oh right, I was thinking purely of books.

>>138821516
...are the Russians bombing US carriers with Shilkas here?
Bloody hell.

>>138821418
depends, the crazy politicians in Japan are angry over the bill legitimizing the JSOF

>>138821516
>>138821467
I am so fucking ashamed right now.

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>>138821558
>>138821577
Aero-Shilka is a joke, actually.

>>138821577
Don't be. Looks rad.

>>138821504
Atleast one american city was utterly destroyed in those and american soldiers were sacrificing their lives for freedom quite often.

>>138821601
>>138821467
I should read atleast one russian fantasy before I die.

>>138821486
>not appreciating gate porn
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/phantonsy/412606/Rory-Blowjob

>>138821601
A Hind D?

>>138821418
I want to see Japan vs North Korea as a comedy.
>Captain! A dozen Nork cruisers are heading towards us!
>But we're a fucking fishing boat! Why?
>We've got fishing poles, some cod, a baseball bat and two balls, the radio, and a Japanese flag.
>Let's fucking do this.
>Two hours later 8 Nork cruisers are sunk, both baseballs are lost, and one cod dies. The fishing boat escapes and the captain has the Japanese flag wrapped around a gunshot wound on his neck and is wearing it proudly like a cape.
>Kim Jong Il bows his head to Japan in secret

>>138821653
Nope, that's fine. It's you that's the issue.

>>138821634
This one >>138821467 is literally Russian Gate. It's plagiary.

>>138821471
>join pixiv to see this!
No thanks.

>>138818755
>>138818991
>>138819562
>>138819668
oh damn you guys, I chocked on the ice cream I was eating.
10/10 this guy has great taste.

Did they really fucking need to kill everyone they were facing? It felt overkill as fuck. You're already one siding them anyway, just shoot them in the legs and it will be far enough, most of them were shown to be forced fighting in the first place. And what is so hard about going in the palace and just shooting the prince and three faggots? Everything would be over this way.

>>138821764
>ice cream
Anon you're going to make yourself fat eating ice cream in the morning.

>>138821807
Shoot em in the legs and they'll just draw their bows.
Put a bullet in the head and they die.

This is a battlefield. Not a daycare.

>>138821807
>And what is so hard about going in the palace and just shooting the prince and three faggots? Everything would be over this way.
Mate, you can bullshit your way out of political trouble home when you do 'humanitarian rescue mission' but if you kill rulers of country you're trying to negotiate peace with that's not good.
Too American.

>>138821704
alternate link:
https://www.jabarchives.com/main/post/T5LFN4014574938536716222413

>>138821864
> Shoot em in the legs and they'll just draw their bows.

No they won't retard.

And it's not a battlefield, it's a massacre. They aren't fighting people with guns.

>>138821885
The prince forcibly became the "ruler" and everyone agreed that he began a reign of terror. the "real" ruler is the king. It would just reset things to how they were before the poisoning.

>>138821951
>>And it's not a battlefield, it's a massacre. They aren't fighting people with guns.

Guns don't matter. They are a nation's military might, and they are trying to hurt you and your citizens. Kill them or they will kill you. You start to underestimate them and it will blowup in your face no matter how strong you are simply because you were being a cocky dumbass.

>>138821704
>Not wanting to join to niconico due to Flash allergy.
Ok.

>Not wanting to join to pixiv, where it is allowed to put hentai, unlike the puritanical dA.
WHY.psd

>>138822020
Except they're not even trying to win, just save people and flee away immediately.

>>138819831
Didn't they show them taking out possible anti-air like what I assume was an archer barracks and some wyvern riders?

>>138821951
>The prince forcibly became the "ruler" and everyone agreed that he began a reign of terror.
Doesn't matter. That's not an excuse to meddle.
If they started with the goal in mind to overthrow the government and install pro .jp one that would be one thing but they chose harder, marginally more civilized way of diplomacy so they stick to that.

>>138822020

Except they can't do this because of ARTICLE 9 and War Guilt Program* what America did to them.

* (Brainwashing program what was useful for leftists cause in Japan.)

>>138819831
Enemy didn't even know this was possible.
How the fuck do you expect them to have hundreds on archers ready 24/7.
Also they did recon. If there was a sign of trouble they'd first kill the archers, then drop.

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>>138820629
>/pol/

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>>138821467
>>138821516
>>138821601
Does someone actually translate this russian trash-lit. I mean this looks far more awesome than "My little battle harem cannot be this dysfunctional XXIV"

These people have VDV-berrets inside space helmets. Berrets. Inside. Space. Helmets. How badass/crazy/russian you have to be to do that?

How is the jingoism in the anime?

>>138822467
>VDV
Fuckers are crazy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rAHrHd2lcw

>>138822579
Cringe worthy.

>>138821516
>Never, it's too easy for them.
For who? The ISIS?

>>138821440
Why the hell she is still with them? Isn't she scared of being killed along with them?

>beefeater

Have we actually seen their livestock? Have we seen what animals they have outside of fire dragons?

>>138821864
Did you ever use a bow before, superman? It requires your whole body's strength to shoot an arrow, let along shooting it accurately. A man who can't even stand can never shoot it.

Even if the opponents are gun users, shooting in the legs is more than enough. The pain and blood lost will render and fighting will useless.

>>138822662
can't be any worse than what Tom Clancy used to write about

>>138822196
>If they started with the goal in mind to overthrow the government and install pro .jp one that would be one thing but they chose harder, marginally more civilized way of diplomacy so they stick to that.
They don't even need to do that. Just kill the faggot and make the princess the empress then make a peace deal with her. Easy.

>>138822894
not for at least 20 more years

>>138822467
>Does someone actually translate this russian trash-lit.
Wait is it really only russian phenomen? I always believe west have this genre too like "Axis of Time" series. We call it "popadanzi" in Russia.

>>138821504
Every Bay Transformers movie. The US Army are always the true heroes when the Autobots are getting their shit kicked in. A few shots from their big guns and the evil alien robots start flying in pieces.

>>138822467
You wat m8? Even russians don't read this shit.

>murdering all those guards without giving them a chance to surrender

Nips are a fucking cruel race, no doubt about it.

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I was so fucking hyped for the build up they made this out to be. Don't get me wrong It still jerked off my huge military boner but the whole thing felt a bit lacking. Also what the fuck happened to that reporter guy? Fucking set up this whole stereotypical whistle blower reporter thing then just fucking drop it.

I can't decide whether I actually like gate or I like that it panders to a military wet dream of mine.

>>138823048
Well, crazy military wankery does exist in the west in some form, from vaguely sensible Tom Clancy and CoD-games to batshit insanity like Tom Kratman. But I expect Russia to put in several extra doses of crazy and awesome, at least those covers look absolutely manly.

>>138823279
>Stealth Ops
>Giving your enemy a chance to make a sound
Had this been a full-frontal siege, you'd have a point, but not in this case.

>>138823241
>Even russians don't read this shit
Try harder. I was in hospital with "those type of people" and all of them read this shit.

>>138823443
>Stealth Ops
Why is the need of a stealth op when they actually steamrolls everyone. It's not like the empire soldiers have any power to resist. All they need to do is capturing the prince and forcing his troops to surrender.

>>138823463
That's was a madhouse?

>>138821864
>>138821951
>kill or be killed
Only savages or cornered people think like that. They could spare them in situations when they clearly had upper hand which were plenty.
And it is not like it is just for being good sake. It gives plenty points to propaganda. Plenty mothers and wifes of those imperial soldiers would sympathise with them. Having good public opinion is a big plus in negotiations and can save lots of lifes in the end.

But no, they killed hundreds of common people to hated nobles. Those imperials are normal people with shitty king, they don't even why and how they are dying. But JSDF is killing them like nothing without even an ounce of empathy.

>>138823604
Average hospital.

>>138823627
*to save hated nobles.

>>138823370
he will give shit to JSDF when he saw the women knights transported out of the helis
and tried to have a bright idea to cover news in a warzone when the orcs and goblins attack the surrounding villages around alnus.

his cameraman got the xenomorph virus, so when kuribayashi and tomita extracted their sorry ass in the heli, the wolfman burst out of the cameraman and mauled kuri and tomita.

it is the only count of empire successfully downing 1 heli

>>138822467
Dunno but they made a game after one of those:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcLm3q0xOno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQmxA-BMWtc

Too bad the trilogy was dropped after the first game and we never got the whole story.

>>138823370
Not to mention that according to the author, the SDF are using only Cold War era technology and none of the advance stuff we have today.

What would really get my military wet dream off is cyberpunk Japan with biological and mechanical augmentation vs Gate universe with more magics

>>138823530
Because doing that would functionally "Win" the war, but winning is something they do not want, as it would involve having to take over a government they don't have the capability to maintain.

>>138823627
I think you're taking this japanese nationalist's power fantasy too seriously.

So what western novels have modern vs. fantasy? I can really only think of The Salvation War, but that's not technically a novel.

>multiple waifu's husbando'd itami
>loli husbando'd Sugawara-dono
>Bozes and Beefeater husbando'd green men, too

poor little roman guys
how can they even compare?

>>138823926
I wouldn't if it knew its place and didn't press "military realism" this much.

>>138823926
I think the ones who is trying to take this stuff too seriously are the novel author and the anime director.

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kuri

>>138823978
Les Visiteurs, which is movie. But novels, uh that Terry Pratchet's story with that gun-thing I guess? I heard that wizards visited Earth too.

>>138824149
They don't fight in Les Visiteurs.

It's a comedy.

>>138824149
Yeah, it doesn't seem to be a very commonly used theme in western stories. Then again, Japan will beat a concept to death with three dead horses before they find another avenue to try.

>>138824190
They assaulted a car and stopped it.

>>138824190

They fight a defensless postman's car because he was black while screaming "A Sarrasin!", does it count?

>>138824240
>>138824246
I saw the 3 movies, and there's no fights, it's all comedy. Like when they attack the car, or the televisions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkv1Fpf4AoM

>>138824240
>>138824246
haha what the hell are you guys talking about

>>138824292

>boîte à troubadours

kek

>>138824319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8YpC3Tz1gg

>>138824317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1qG9e7E9L8

>>138823814
One could think some of the leaders of the Empire would find/figure about this and take as much advantage as possible.

>>138824317

This scene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk4GJaE13gw

>>138824292
>no fights, it's all comedy
They fucking almost strangled a little boy!

>>138824317
Damn, i like Les Visiteurs.

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Gate threads are great because they always get hijacked by something.

>>138824246
>>138824240
And they did it AGAIN in the sequel !

https://youtu.be/88a5cX1kpfg?t=2m9s

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>>138824474

Depends what hijacks it.

Did Persia scratch Itami?

>>138824474
Had Tomita hit that yet in the anime?

>>138824575

I think he started nightcrawling after they came back from Japan.

>>138824575
By that time? Yes. Multiple times.

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>>138824517
>Persia scratched Itami
I remember that.

>>138824610
Why would there be any significance to that?

>>138819699
Angels are powerful and terrifying creatures.

>>138824729

Because she denies it in front of Piña, and the fact that Bozes admits her responsability on the same page is proof it was Persia, duh.

That was the guy's logic. It went on all night.

>>138824784
please don't start that shit again. That was a rough time.

>>138823984
It's because the Romans thought that the cowgirl position was maximum degeneracy. They also thought that it wasn't gay as long as you were pitching.

>>138824833
>It's because the Romans thought that the cowgirl position was maximum degeneracy.
Huh. Is that true? Maybe it had to do with male dominancy back then or something. But it's dumb. What feels good feels good.

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Oh, Yao, you turbowhore.

>>138824963
As expected of a dark elf

>>138824963
she has had sex before. I don't think Tuka has. Rori definately has. Rere hasn't. Itami it's uncertain but I like to believe he has.

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>>138817468
>I knew what I was getting into but this is just poor storytelling.
GATE waddles hardcore between "this is how we would do it in RL" and "this is written by 5 year old children who has never studied the topic".
In most series the waddling barely exist and they keep their own level of writing. In GATE its jarring as fuck because in one moment its JAPANESE POLITICS 100% SERIOUS, in the next its SPECIAL FORCES GET GANKED AND LOSES WITH A BIG ADVANTAGE ON THEIR SIDE

So some times, Gate will treat economy as how it works. Other times it will feed on how things do not work, like how book presses work. Or basic logistics.
Or the elves and their nonexisting plan for Dragons.

>>138825027
Tuka has, she's a lesbian who leglocks with other elves.

notice the way she acts. she is totally checking out kuri and koba. when she her mental regressed. she tried to make passes to kobayakawa elf way. Itami just dismissed it as Tuka is looking at Koba as a mother figure

Look at the trip to Italica, she is looking at Koba, and Rory comments so is she your type?

Tuka is just infatuated with Itami because the elves are hippies and the males are ultimate slackers. Her dad and Itami are the first males in her life that showed strong sense of duty and chivalry.

but yes, self proclaimed bi, but only infatuated to Itami

>>138825221
>kobayakawa

You mean Kurokawa?

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>>138825221

>>138824729
I'm not talking about the starching,
like this guy says >>138824784 I'm talking about the arguments that went on and on.
it was retarded, just another day in /a/.

>>138825294
>just another day in /a/

No that one was a special kind of retard.

>>138825289
>>138825276
ah yes, Kurokawa.

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>>138817624
>Bonus points for full coverage.

Their stomachs look open to attack to me. There's no formfitting chainmail, anon.

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>>138825401
no that's Kuriyabashi in that pic. At least I think I spelled that right. This girl is Kurokawa.

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>>138825571
If women are going to wear plate anyways I'd rather they wear something proper like this. At least as far as proper goes in a fantasy setting.

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>>138825633
trully boss

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>>138817624
Anime: Questionable costumes of thighs, plastic padding, and outside plasting padding
Manga: Glorious fashionable shining metal plates

>>138825633
Not every woman possesses the strength of a literal demon like the one in your pic. Pina's lesbo stroopers will be unable to stand wearing her armor, not to mention it has three fucking layers.

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>>138825579
this is where Tuka is checking out Kurokawa.

Rori, living 900 years, knows the elves preferences, so she commented if she was interested

>>138825949
it's fiiiine~

>>138816974
Japan is really STRONG this episode! Let's Make Humanity Great Again!

>>138825958
It's fine if she's bi. I don't particularly care either way. Was just pointing out who is who.

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I like girls in armour.

>>138816974
Yes, no yes, no, no.

Boozes is best though, drills and all.

>>138818294
Rance teaches what Female Knights are for

>>138818755
>everybody gets a medieval waifu

Is this the real reason Japan went to Gateland?

>>138828030
It was the knife ears, bunny ears, and cat ears, obviously.

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Here's what they should do.

Step 1: If you meet the king and see one of your people as slaves you don't beat the crownprince into a paste. Just make your point and get her out.

Step 2: Show King and/or Senat a powerpoint presentation of what crazy science shit you can do. Tell them you could teach them.

Step 3:Drop a shit ton of information flyer with all kinds of information/propagenda over the cities to inform even the common folk.

Step 4. Sometimes demonstrate this cool shit without killing every inthearmyforced peasant.
It has not has to be army stuff. Just show them better farming or whatnot.

Step 5: Watch as the puplic opinion grows so large in your favor that they have no choice but to negotiate peace and slowly become culturally absorbed.

>>138828654
If Japanese are capable of rational thinking they wouldn't have started WW2 and attacked Pearl Harbor. Barbarians always have their own way of doing things.

>Zolzal taking orders from a lowly slave
How the fuck did the warrior bunny get out of being a slave? And why hasn't she been killed off? I feel like this wasn't explained at all, especially since Zolzal was last seen fucking her brains out after he got his shit kicked in by Kuribayashi.

>>138829120
That pussy must be amazing.

>>138828678
I know girls are fairly light weight, but tumbling meatheads in full plate will still knock the wind out of ya.

>>138824963
>Yao looks cute in the manga
>Disgusting purple lipstick in the anime

How to ruin a design in one simple step

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>>138821471
>pixiv

>>138821282

ISOT American 2002

>>138829120
>angsty coddled prince that fancies himself a warhawk clings pathetically to the first pussy that accepts him.
He's just an overcompensating blowhard with mommy issues.

>>138812809
Just capture those who somehow make it through the barbed wire and the fences and let the rest go home.
>>138812920
No. They are no real threat.
>>138813319 >>138813570 >>138813941 >>1388139751
The Imperials are not soldiers as we understand the term. This his been discussed already.

>>138814307
Roman door handles looked pretty much like modern ones, apart from material usage. If you saw a Roman door handle (and it wasn't shaped like a fallus) the first thing you'd notice was the lock. Early Roman locks were really primitive; later ones we'd instantly recognise because that type has been used all through the Middle Ages into the modern period, but we'd still notice because it has been almost fully replaced with pin-tumbler and disk-detainer locks. Locks were also less common than they are today.

>>138814592
It also stands in rather shrill contrast to that badly animated chase scene.
>>138816216
This. Even a little CG could have improved the aforementioned chase scene a great deal. (The later chase looked decent though.)

>>138829485
Anon, what the fuck are you doing?

>>138829485

Are you autistic?

because she's TOP BUNNY

>uh dude i think your bunnygirl is manipulating you into destroying britannia
>FUCK YOU SHE'S NOT THE BOSS OF ME

>>138817263
Nah, Confucian influence pretty much purged the concept of warrior women from Japanese society centuries prior. Seriously, fuck Confucius.

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>>138821504
>Pacific Rim
Eh, I never got the sense there was much America wankery in that film even if Gipsy Danger was the last Jaeger standing by the end.

>>138829238
That's the power of eating beef.

>>138830434

Onna Bushi were a thing, though.

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>>138820487
>vuvuzelas

they remind me of the female lord knights of ragnarok online

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Piña's piñatas

>>138821471
>http://exhentai.org/g/915289/bced02cf12/

Title?

GATE would have been better if it was about immortal lolis like Rory invading Japan.

Discuss.

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>>138825571

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>>138825633
>wort
>despite

Is it so much to ask for someone to proofread before putting that to image file?

>>138827874
Whoever came up with that shit should be dragged out into the street and shot.

>>138830975

Just google how to panda.

>>138825027
>Rori definately has
>[citation needed]

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>>138831480

Well it's been a long time but she definitely enjoyed men before.

>>138825340
What happened?

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>>138831565

see >>138824784

>>138831551
>there is no manga about an immortal loli enjoying countless men through the centuries

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>>138831480

She also prefers men.

I'd be Giselle's fucktoy

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>>138830932
>not poking her in the face or the shoulder

>>138831816
You are indeed a man of fine taste sir.

Dragon girls are best girls.

>>138831551
Since they haven't done anything indecent by that point it's clearly evident that she doesn't make that the qualifier for "being with a man".

>>138831816
>You're only straight if you've previously had relations with the opposite gender.

Is that the most half-assed argument you could come up with?

>>138831816
i want to see hardy rape rory until she becomes a lesbian sex slave

>>138832200
Gate isn't you're K-ons anime anon. She's over 900 years old. She's fucked someone by now.

>>138832200

She was trying to get Itami drunk and lay him until Yao came up.

>You're only straight if you've previously had relations with the opposite gender.

I never said that, though.

>>138832166

Are you the guy who'd kill anyone who claims the dragon whore as a waifu?

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>>138832359
No that's me. And you guys are fucking dead.

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My Airborne boner is fully erect after this episode. They got almost everything right with regards to airborne operations. Although the commands were kinda shortened the way they jumped was spot on.

>TFW ill never be able to jump into a fantasy land and merc thousands of sword weilding cucks.

>>138820629
>BRAZZERS

>>138832479

No one called for the dragon brothel girl though.

Stop trying to hoard all the scales to yourself man.

>>138832266
Those are some lengthy (and random) leaps of logic you're making there.

>>138832317
>She was trying to get Itami drunk and lay him until Yao came up.

That doesn't mean she's had prior relations of that sort.

>I never said that, though.

It was implicit.

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>>138832550
Well ok. Brothel Dragon Girl is mine though.

>>138832576
>Those are some lengthy (and random) leaps of logic you're making there.
are you baiting or retarded? Kind of hard to tell at this point.

>>138832576

I just meat that she's not adverse to being in a relationship with a man, be it a platonic one.

Please cease fire.

Tuka is a young-ish elf maiden, still in the yuri phase where she does lewd things with other elf girls until an orc shows up and teaches her the pleasure of being cummed inside

I don't see any orcs around, but I sure do see another elf girl to befriend!

>>138832504
>They got almost everything right with regards to airborne operations
Except the fact they massacred those defenseless Not!Romans in cold blood. The guys who enacted this operation should have a trip to The Hague.

>>138821471
Wow, almost all those images are terrible.

>>138832823
>war crimes
who gives a fuck?

>>138818705
Why live?

>>138832988
part of the reason I hate that guy. Has no taste.

>>138832621
Neither; just pointing out that nothing you've put forth so far is any indicator of her having had prior relationships of the intimate variety.

>>138832662
Fair enough, I suppose.

>>138832994
The world and people with common sense basically.

>>138832994
Now that's what i call American spirit.

>>138821282
>>138821018
there's a comic somewhere, and I can't remember the name, but it features the US miltary making a tactical insertion into hell, to kill Satan.

It sounds like the coolest thing ever, but it was so incredibly bad on so many levels. Google should find it easy.

>>138833124
You think the afghans had common sense? Taking pot shots at my truck with a M2 on the top of it. When we'd find those fuckbois fucking little kids do you think we followed the law? No.

So can we all agree Beefeater is best girl that isn't Rory?

>>138832994
Speaking of which. This show is inaccurate. Should they be savages and just go ahead and slaughter and rape the empire?

>>138833251
They're still humans regardless, and massacring humans en masses is always depicted as the most vile act men ever did.

>>138833610
You do realize they're still at war. Invading an enemy territory and killing enemy solders is what happens during a war.

>>138833716
>war
They are trying to make a peace deal, m8.

>>138833022
then what is taste?

>>138833862

They WERE, until prince fuckup made his coup.

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>>138822781
>Have we actually seen their livestock? Have we seen what animals they have outside of fire dragons?
"Ma Nuga" seems to be the equivalent of cattle.

>>138824364
>One could think some of the leaders of the Empire would find/figure about this and take as much advantage as possible.
The Empire just assumed that the JSDF must be secretly weak and had been bluffing the whole time. Because they didn't understand why the JSDF wouldn't just burn the Capital to the ground like they would.

>>138819446
You may have missed this, but Game of Thrones is slightly more free in what they can depict.

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What's with all the water?

>>138829120
>How the fuck did the warrior bunny get out of being a slave? And why hasn't she been killed off? I feel like this wasn't explained at all, especially since Zolzal was last seen fucking her brains out after he got his shit kicked in by Kuribayashi.
After she stopped him from getting shot, he actually BELIEVES that she is madly in love with him. He probably think he conquered her with the power of his premature ejaculatory dick.

The bunny faked both her orgasms AND her love for him.

>>138821807
>Just shoot them in the legs
Why are there people who still think shooting people works like this?

First, shooting someone in the first place is fucking hard. That's why almost everyone trains to hit center mass, since that increased the likelihood of hitting something at all. Even at the palace they fired in short, controlled bursts, because even with a mass of people like that you could empty a magazine and only hit 5 guys.

Second, you'll die of a shot to the leg just as surely as a shot to the head without prompt treatment. When a hundred dudes are lying next to you also bleeding out in a medieval city, your odds are not looking good.

>>138822781
She's named after liquor named after guards. Actual beef is about 4 steps down her naming tree.

>>138823978
It's novel length prose, which is all that's really required to be a novel.

>>138831182
GATE would be better if it wasn't a nippon circlejerk and instead had some political commentary on what Japan does wrong and what it does right.

>>138825143
That was pretty incoherent. Want to try again?

>>138832823
Uniformed troops are A-Ok targets until they drop their weapons as far as the Geneva Conventions are concerned, so fuck off.

>>138834808
I thought it implied waterboarding/torture, though who knows.

Can rory use magic?
I have been wondering this for a while

>>138817634
Speaking of Emperor. How come we never hear anything about the Japanese Emperor anywhere in Media?
It's like he doesn't exist

>>138836348
>Can rory use magic?
>I have been wondering this for a while
Yes, but it is technically not the same as Elven or human magic. It's divine in nature.

>>138836420
More that he doesn't do anything, just like most other modern royals. The only royals we hear anything about in US media are the British, and that's at least half because our ladies get wet from the accent.

>>138836458
What type?

>>138836582
DIVINE

>>138823530
>It's not like the empire soldiers have any power to resist.
Hey now, that ONE Japanese soldier took an arrow to the arm. I think the Empire has a chance.

>>138836458
>It's divine in nature.
Hexes are not divine.

>>138836625
Examples are?

>>138836420
>Speaking of Emperor. How come we never hear anything about the Japanese Emperor anywhere in Media?
Because historically they live in secrecy. Even the interior of the palace is rarely shown. Despite them being relatively normal people now, it is still traditionally to avoid talking about or mentioning them. Side effect of centuries of revering them as gods.

In Code Geass, instead of having it being canon that the Imperial family was executed when Britannia invaded, the director instead simply erased the Imperial family from existence entirely, because it is easier to do that than to deal with the political backlash.

During the London Olympics, the Japanese were shocked and impressed that the Queen herself was filmed in her own real room in the palace for the Opening.

>>138831182
>>138835606
Fucking burgers. Haven't you had any wankery already?

>>138836708
I actually don't believe in such a thing as good and bad magic. It's just cause and effect.

>>138836740
>Examples are?
In the manga when they were at the hotel, they had to leave their jeep at the stable. Tuka, Lelei ad Rory each cast their own separate spells/curses on the gate lock to stop would-be car thieves.

>>138836764
>>During the London Olympics, the Japanese were shocked and impressed that the Queen herself was filmed in her own real room in the palace for the Opening.
But not to find out that James Bond was real?

>>138834808
It's raining out

>>138833124
>>138833610
you kidding? America doesn't give a shit about war crimes. the US basically just re-defined enemy combatants to include anyone who happens to get killed by US troops, tadaa, no more "war crimes".

>It in effect counts all military-age males in a strike zone as combatants, according to several administration officials, unless there is explicit intelligence posthumously proving them innocent.

>>138823662
>the xenomorph virus
How's it transferred?

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>>138831200

Hello fellow fa/tg/uy.

>>138837841
What's the point of having a lot of HP if you need to spend your sliver of MP restoring it and not damaging the enemy?

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How big is the gate anyways? How did they fit those transport planes? Did they disassemble them first?

>>138837814
penetration

>>138838163
>2016
>Not being a muscle wizard

>>138838394
>remove wings and tail
>gate
>reattach wings and tail

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Damnit, A-1, you had one job, and that was to make the nightgown translucent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30IyV9dMT5A
I cannot stop humming this. Just change Brian Boitano to Itami

>>138819004
People this thread and the last couple don't seem to realize that the prison isn't likely to be soundproof. Pina could hear all the explosions, and would know exactly what they meant, and despaired when no one came for her even as the sound ended and the rain began.

>>138838721
I didn't think of that.
Dang, man.
Dang.

am i supposed to be rooting for japan? they just killed some harmless poor soldier that were doing their work

>>138838943
>harmless poor soldier
When will this meme end?

>>138817694
Not shown in anime
>WE DUN HAVE ENUF FUEL

>>138839009
When you stop indulging it.

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As long as I'm doing depressing reality checks, people also seem to have missed that the red light district is going to be the wrong kind of fucked for helping out the SDF.

>>138839229
You can't kill the whores, otherwise the working-class men would riot in the streets.

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>>138838394

>>138839229
The subtitles didn't get included. Quoting: "They worked with people from the red light district to get them out of the capital."

Huh, just noticed that the subber fucked up capitol.

>>138836805
Depends on how the magic in question works.

>after all this episodes finally some action
>quickly remember that all action in this show is the japanese fellating themselves while they curbstomp an inferior enemy

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>>138836926
>Bassoon prison

I guess it's true what they say about dropping the soap.

>>138821282

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Final_Countdown_%28film%29

>>138839328
Capital is correct. Capitol is a building, not a city.

>>138832504
Yeah, if they would even mess up an operation against those primitive NotRomans they really should be ashamed.

Seriously it is far from impressive what they done here, but then again most of the things they have done here is far from impressive.

How the fuck is Zorzal still in power? Dude shouldn't have lasted longer than Pertinax.

>>138834808
She's been crying a lot

>>138839328
He didn't; capital = city, capitol = building.

>>138839544
On the walls?

>>138839459
You mean this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNsJUmFrUCA

>>138839532
Because the military empire is scared and looking to the military to be strong and protect their national integrity against a powerful enemy they don't understand.

The fact that actually fighting is completely untenable is a closely held secret not known to most of the military or commoners. They want to believe they can win and Zolzal is the guy who tells them they can win and seems to have a plan for how to do it. He's good for moral and the warmonger calling for the war that the nation wants.

He's the incompetent roman consul leading his people vs Hannibal. He won't be properly deposed until the military comes to realize just how utterly incompetent he is, which will take a while because he has the support of the generals.

>>138839594
I mean crying stinky tears, out of her urethra.

>>138839594
Symbolism, bitch. Empathetic environment.

It also indicates that the cell is not completely shut off from the outside- both rain and sound can get in.

>>138839638
I'm pretty sure the notRomans have had like four Cannaes by now.

>muh extreme force

nigga this is how you make peace, by utterly and completely annhilating the enemy until they lose the desire to go to war

>>138839781
No, this is just seal clubbing a enemy who literally don't even have a chance against you.

>>138830434
>fuck Confucius
He's the reason Asia isn't an aids-riddled hell-hole like Africa.

>>138839934
There were one or two thousand other philosophies in the action too. Everyone would have been much better off if Taoism had held sway instead, but the Legalists fucked everything.

>>138839726
They need some mortars up in that bitch

>>138839726
i thought they were going full auto, but that was single shot right?

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>women
>competent of any miltary job
Will this meme ever end ?

>>138840018
Setting it to auto doesn't mean you can't get single shots off.

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>>138819211
>We always deserved that
If we gave ourselves the beatings we so richly deserve, /a/ would be a wasteland and we'd all be off living productive lives.

>>138840057
Pretty good as medic.

>>138840057
Nothing stops from them being good pilots.

>>138819699
Go back to bed Chomsky

I expected Green Devils after Ride of the Valkyries.
I'm disappointed.