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So you place an order at the Succubus store and the Succubus comes to you and you tell it what you want and it goes:

>B-but Customer-san! I don't know how to do any of that! I've never even heard of the things you want me to do! I just started today and you're my first!

>Besides! Y-you don't want me! Let me go get one of my nee-sans for you instead! I'm just a v-v-irgin!

What do you do?
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>>138801735
Tell her why she doesn't know how to be a normal girl.
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How can an unholy abomination be so pure and innocent?
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>>138801989
Either it's a trick or the god that defined holiness is not a good god
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Go get one of her more experienced nee-sans of course
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>>138801735
>Let me go get one of my nee-sans for you instead!
this
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>>138802169

Was it Aqua?
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>>138801735
Forget the order and everything else, and dedicate my life to protecting her pure smile.
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Make her mai daughteru and spoil her rotten
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Force her to put on Megumin's unwashed jammies
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>>138802169
Well there is still the fact that they rob vitality.
I wonder if this is just a permanent stat drain or just hp drain.
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Why does it have to be dreams?

Why not just hot physical succubus fucking?
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>>138801735
>succubus
>virgin
Pic related, never forget

You virgins will fall for any lies
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>>138802936
Because this way you get to keep the majority of your soul
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>>138802822

I tend to assume HP/Mana drain due to the fact they have so many regular customers

>>138802936

Because that would cause her to absorb your soul and consume it
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>>138802969
Succubi don't have sex the moment they're born. All of them are virgins at some point.
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>>138802936
Because the succubi don't have sexual desires themselves, so there's no reason for them to fuck. It's just eating for them.
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>>138801735
Tell her you have a way to preserve her virginity
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>>138803149
you're dumb
the succubi dont have any desire to create dreams either
they might as well fuck people
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>>138801735
Propose.
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This show shouldn't have been this good tbqh.
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Vow to protect the town in the name of the succubi store like those brave adventurers did
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>>138803172
Best heavenly knight.
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>>138801735
But that's just what I ordered.
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>>138803259

>possibly giving your life to protect a den of demon monsters

what.
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>>138803692
>>138803259
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>>138803820
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>>138803692
>>138803820

Did they at least give him a couple freebies afterwards?
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>>138804207

Kinda hard to do that when he's in jail
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>>138801735
Grab her arm as she turns to leave and tell her that it's okay, if she's alright with it, I can show her the ropes.
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>>138804603

And when she asks what you plan on doing with all those ropes?
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>>138804714
I just said I was going to show her. Try to keep up, retard.
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>>138804369

They don't have conjugal visits in fantasy australia?
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>>138802390
Your daughteru is a nymphomaniac.
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>>138804862

I don't think they let succubi do that sort of thing anon
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She's talking about drinking cum isn't she
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This series is so horrible for anyone who likes small girls.
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>>138805107
>what is Megumin?
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>>138801735
Commit a great sin between her hips and take responsibility for it.
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>>138805162
Exactly.
She never gets to be shown glorified by getting fanservice, unlike all the big girls.
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>>138805167

That would also be a crime
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>>138803563
There are some things a man needs to do that go beyond a man's duty.
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There are high level adventurers hanging around in noob town instead of going to the front line to fight the demon army. Clearly the succubi are agents of the demon army.
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>>138805218
Well she is a child, not like that's stopped anime before.
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Support the anime industry! Buy the discs!
http://blog.livedoor.jp/honya_akiba/archives/48120318.html
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>>138805218
You'll like season 2 then.

It's her turn to take a bath with kazuma.
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>>138802969
Who?
Also she never said she was a virgin in the show.
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>>138805079
I imagine cum to be like water for them.
and HP to be their food.
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Ok then, with S1 done, and with just 10 episodes (Mondaji all over again), and can't wait for S2, where I can find the LN and how much is translated? help a shitter please.
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>>138806198
There are no ongoing translation of the light novel anymore but there's a "Fanfic" to satisfy yourself if you wanted more.
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>>138801735
Let her go, I already came.
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>>138806333
what do you mean with "fanfic? I mean what?
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>>138804936
Spoiling her will be fun.
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I want to fuck Megumin.
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>>138806496
waiting for doujin warmly.
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>>138806333
>Fanfic

Why would people translated a fanfic?
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>>138806414
>>138806699
if you were there during the great Kadokawa DMCA purge then you would understand
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>>138801735
>Let me go get one of my nee-sans for you instead!
I don't understand what the problem is then. I don't care who gives me my lewd dreams, I just want to be satisfied.
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>>138805952
I wanna buy that stupid hat.
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>>138806824
FUCK.
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>>138806824
did that really happen? well shit.
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>>138806966
FBI-kun, you won't find any illegal translations of these materials on these image boards.

Read between the lines, dumbass
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>>138806824
You can just tell him to go masturbate to doujins you know?
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>>138805079
No one gonna comment on those succubus docking each other in the background?
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>>138801735
>order dream at the store
>they have all day to process my order
>when it's 2 hours past bedtime I finally get my dream
>dumb bitch got my order wrong
>I ordered a double bacon cheeseburger with no tomatoes, curly fries and a medium coke
>end up with breakfast burrito and 10 mayonnaise packets for some reason
>succuslut tells me no refunds, wants 5000 eris plus the tip

Fucking SuccubusShop.
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>>138808580
God damn I didn't even notice that. What are they doing back there?
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>>138808657
>plus the tip
lol
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>>138802169
>the god that defined holiness is not a good god
Aqua is pretty useless, yeah.
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>>138803212
>the succubi dont have any desire to create dreams either
They do it to feed.

You can either slaughter the cow and feast for a day or milk it for years.
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>>138803563
Through dick, unity.
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>>138805079
cum is like orange juice for them and boys are oranges
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>>138808580
My virgin eyes!
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>>138810601
A whole cow would last way more than a day even for a whole family wtf
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>>138805965
I really really hope you're not lying anon
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>>138812226
Point stands though.
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'wait...u said u only need a bit vita....AAHHHHHHHHHHHH................'
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>>138812226
Succubitches are gluttonous swine.
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>>138812396
>ESL overlord shitter
>again
Can you stop?
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>>138802175
They really need a bit more hairstyle variety there.

Also, dat Darkness.
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>>138801735
I forget my order and ask her to Energy Drain me as awkwardly and innocently as possible.

It may not be my order, but it's a rare opportunity. I'll save the weird for next time.
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>>138808704

Luring in their prey.
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>>138801735
Nothing. I'd already be dead.
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>>138812285
>All this fanservice to come.

Get your ass ready anon.
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>>138812285
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>>138801735
Let her go, I'm not a fan of rape.
I always feel bad for reading a doujin if the heroine is virgin because probably the heroine doesn't want it and wants to preserve her virginity for someone else.
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Someone post the Darkness screencap.
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>Roleplaying

New low, you generalfag never cease to disappoint.
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What would Aqua do if she found out about the succubus store?
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>>138818029
Ruin everything.
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>>138818068
What if Eris found out about the succubus store ?
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>>138818128

Genocide
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>>138817892

Isn't that kinda what the succubus store is for though?
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>>138803149

Do you touch yourself when you're hungry?
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>>138801735

>What do you do?

Her
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>>138818185
They were getting the customers in the mood.
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>>138818029
She does find out , tries to kill them all but Vanir saves them.
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>>138818708

>trying to kill innocent succubi

what

why?
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>>138818938
>Innocent

Death to the undead!
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>>138818938
She kills any demon she comes across. She's a true demon.
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>>138818708

Best fucking bro, can't wait for him, just want more lich bullying
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>>138818992

That's not the Padegami
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>>138803149
> the succubi don't have sexual desires themselves.

I Find this hard to belive for 2 reasons.
1. In most cases succubi reproduce sexually, and they most certainly have a desire to reproduce.
2. Most men like the idea of being desired by an attractive female, and especially in the case where succubi work on contract basis it would be extremely beneficial to have a "passion" for your job so to speak.

3. I am such a sad beta that a thought of an unwilling partner is enough to kill my boner.
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>>138818938
>innocent succubi

Thiefs can't really be innocent right?
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>>138819038

But Eris-sama is cute and sweet

She would never hurt anyone
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>>138803102
Actually, a succubus birthing ceremony includes an incubus holding the title of "impaler".

Unlike humans, succubi babies leave the womb legs first. The impaler will position his dick at the entrance of the mother's vagina, usually just putting the tip in. The mother will then literally push her baby out onto a hot, pulsating demon rod, impaling the baby on it and robbing her of virginity moments before she exits her mother's wide, gaping birth canal.
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>>138819082

But she has a hateboner for demons
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>>138818938
>what
>why?

Heresy, purge, the Empress Aqua protects, etc.
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>you will never steal Megumin's hat and wear it while she's attempting to take it from you, but is too short to do that
>you will never provoke her to use EXPLOSIONS on you
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>>138819038
I like how Axis shitters immediately begin to attack the better goddess when confronted with Aqua being shit.

All that Eris did was a few angry comments, while Aqua actually wanted to kill innocent people because of her racism, but somehow Eris is supposed to be just as bad if not the worse one.

Face it Axis, your goddess is an equivalent of a redneck
>drunkard
>slut
>dumb
>racist
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>>138819068

>Thiefs

What are you on about?

The Succubi run a store - you have to pay them money and they give you dreams in return
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>>138801735
Why does she have to be pure? You know its pretty fucked up that we judge women on some percieved and outdated notion of "purity". Its her body, her choice and you just have to accept that.
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>>138819185
>wanting used goods instead of a pure grill
HERESY!
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>>138819138
The working man's goddess, what's there to complain?
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>>138819082
She is pretty vindictive, you see how she sometime bully Kazuma as revenge.

Now, imagine what would a vindictive, pretty woman would do toward creatures that scarred her cute face.
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>>138819218
No wonder purity fags never eat BBQs. If I needed a pure grill every time I wanted a BBQ I'd be spending waaayy too much on new grills.
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>>138819133
>megumi accidently seriously hurts you
>she develops a guilt complex over her explosions
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>>138819261
>you see how she sometime bully Kazuma as revenge.

Revenge for what?

Kasuma saved the lives of hundreds and thousands of her followers
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>>138819231
>The working man's goddess, what's there to complain?

Hipsters and rich, distinguished high-status liberals hate them with a passion.
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>>138819286
>Luau
>Hangi

This is why colored people is better cook than whites and their shitty grills.
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>>138819309
Sexually harassing her.

>Kasuma saved the lives of hundreds and thousands of her followers.

That's why I said she is petty and vindictive.
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>>138819309

Feeling her manly chest, stealing her panties, calling her a boy, etc
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>>138819133
>you will never provoke her to use EXPLOSIONS on you
Isn't that a GOOD THING?
I know there's that other girl that can cast Resurrection on your charred remains but dying painfully in raging fiery inferno is not the preferred pass time of mine.
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>>138819286
She is only a used grill if another man cooks meat on her.
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>>138819309
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>>138819402
Wait, thief chan is eris?
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>>138819427
She is a devout Eris cultist.
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>>138819261
But the scar is hot, it adds her tons of personality!
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>>138819427

You should already know
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>>138819308
>teaches you explosion to make up for it
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>>138818068
What is she a femenist
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>>138819427
>slowpoke.jpg
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>>138819481
>not EXPLOOOOSION
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>>138819357
I don't know, there are worse ways to go than dying by a cute witch's hand.
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>>138819476
I genuinely had no idea
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>>138801735
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>>138819427
In other news...
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>>138819457
She has an incredibly low self-esteem.

Can't be helped if she think her scar is a bad thing.
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>>138819402

Wow, I wonder what would have happened if Kasuma stole her virginity instead
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>>138819578
You cannot steal what she doesn't have.
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>>138819402

Even worse than that, anon

What Kasuma stole was her heart
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>>138819852

That's horrible.
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>>138819852
That was adorable.
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>>138819427
I just learned it right now. Were we supposed to guess it or was it supposed to be reveled later on? Seriously I had no clue.
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>>138819402

Fact: Shitty Eris panics so much over having her pantsu stolen

Fact: Aqua-sama doesn't even wear any pantsu so they CAN'T be stolen

Ergo: Aqua-sama >>> Shitty Eris

I mean, that's just science

Join the Axis Cult today
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>>138820007
Yeah. I mean, seeing
>>138819476
It becomes obvious, but never would have guessed on my own
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>>138819852

>be goddess

>fall in love with the mortal who removed your pantsu on the street and made you pay all your money to get them back so that you had to slink off into an alley to get naked from the waist down just so you could put them back on again

what.
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Why was Eris friends with Darkness initially? It feels there's some inevitability in this that Kazuma is really the chosen one and the goddesses worked together to bring him to this world and get his party going because he has some prophecies to fulfill.
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>>138820007
Its revealed in Vol 7, buts its made painfully obvious by Vol 5. Animu only went up to Vol. 2 though
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>>138820095
Well as a godess i would find that questionable, but i feel like a thief would enjoy that kind of naughty teasing
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>>138820095
>what.
Anime women.
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>>138820116

Sympathy

Darkness is an Eris worshipper and Eris felt bad when she could no longer get anyone to partner up with her
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>>138820065
Wow this post is perfect example of what someone with brain problem is like.
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>>138820065
sup Aqua.
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>>138820116
She is a good Goddess and Lalatina is a faithful devotee.
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>>138820116

It has nothing to do with Kazuma and everything with Eroness being pathetic

Lalatina had no friends and she went to pray at the Eris Church each day asking the goddess to give her a friend. A while later she "met" Cris, who was also an Eris worshiper and who became Darkness' first friend. Which is pretty sad when you think about it
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>>138820194
Eh the noble in that world is no good at all, it is a good thing she doesn't have any friend.
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>>138820065
All goddesses in konsuba shitty? Do we meet any gods who arent shitty?
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>>138802264
How can this baka be so cute?
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>>138806026
It's a plant monster from volume five that tricks people into approaching it and carrying it by taking on the form of a cute injured girl. It then attaches itself to you, eventually sucks away your life force and uses your body as a root system. It pretended to have met humans for the first time when Kazuma and co. came across it so they spared it, but Kazuma came back and discovered it was just tricking them so he killed it.
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>>138802264
Was i only the only one turned on when kazuma died? I like the guy, but the guilt darkness felt was priceless.
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>>138820194
That is pretty damn sad actually.
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>>138820232
That may be, but there is a line where unpopularity turns into pathetic-ness and being so hopeless that your deity literally feels bad enough to come to the mortal world incognito so you can have at least one friend is way over that line

I mean even YunYun isn't that fucking hopeless
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>>138804862
>They don't have conjugal visits in fantasy australia?

Well, the toads infestation bit is accurate. What else?
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>>138820262
The one that took over Aqua's job. She's perfect.
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>>138820412
O yeah, she was actually precent decent.
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>>138820262
Eh both of them are nice at heart. They are just like Greek deity (hell Aqua and Eris are nicer than most of them), that they like to fuck around with mortals.

>>138820340
Rather than pitying her I am actually jealous toward Lalatina.

Yunyun herself is to blame for her being lonely.
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>>138803172
Feed her to Alma Elma's tail and fuck Alma Elma as she digests the useless succubus, cumming inside her just as she finishes fully digesting the useless lump and turning her into boob and butt fat!
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>>138819261
> Now, imagine what would a vindictive, pretty woman would do toward creatures that scarred her cute face.

So does Eris actually have a scar or is that just part of her disguise of Chris.

If her scar is real, what scarred a goddess and why can't the damage be healed?
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>>138803102
Tails of devils such as succubi should just have there tails coming out of there ass.
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>>138817399
I'm ready
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>>138802175

CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY
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>>138820686
Choose or roll?
>>
It's done, for whoever's interested.

http://exhentai.org/g/915493/f90dc77d28/
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>>138806894
so you'd be satisfied even if its an OLDHAG?
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>>138820686
Lets see!
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>>138820686
rolling
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>>138820747
Any way to use sad panda on mobile?
PC died.
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>>138820686
Check em
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>>138820686
Rolling for 3
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>>138820747

cmon man, sadpanda is very hard to get in. I swear I already registered to e-forum shit but I still can't get in.
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I want to marry a cutebus
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Who would win in a fight, Aqua or Eris?
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>>138820686
I'll take a 4 with extra trips on top, then a medium 6 with lots 8's smothered on top, and finish of with a diet dubs.
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>>138820455
>what scarred a goddes
Incubus facial cumshot.
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>>138820686
4 a shit.
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>>138820778
Use e-hentai reader.
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>>138820747
Can you not just make a imgur album or something.
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>>138820455
the reason it's not healing is because she is always scracthing it when she is nervous.
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>>138803259
Look at that lewd slutty pink light filter.
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>>138820894
What's that, anon? Too pleb to get into sadpanda?
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>>138820894
But trying to be a dick but you are in the minority here. Everyone else can use panda fine, and it's the easier way for us.
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>>138820686
rolling start
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>>138808704
Checking their measurements.
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>>138820931
I guess
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>>138820747
Fuck yea just finished fapping to the chinese version now I can truly fap!
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>>138820953
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>>138820455
Don't think it has been fully explained yet, but I've seen some anon said that's it's the result of her fight with some demon, that's why she is more extremist than Aqua.
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>>138820686
>Rollshit

Grade A cancer.
And some of you faggot got the galls to told me to shut up.
>>
Can't wait for volume 8 to be animated. The shippers war will be entertaining.

Darkness +1 (for the kiss), Chris +2 (miss beauty + name of the flower), Megumin -1 (explosion maniac)
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>>138820765
In this universe, the succubus is a director, rather than an actor.
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>>138821096
How many volumes were animated already?
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>>138821096
>not +1 megumin for holding hands
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>>138821169
Then -2 for being a disgusting fangirl.
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>>138821137
kek, you can't fool me man. if you're not into lolis then you're into OLDHAGS. it's the logical conclusion

Dammit, now I understand why age of consent is getting pushed more and more. jealous oldfags obviously cannot compete with a fresh young pussy. Stop age of consent! open your eyes!
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>>138821148
two
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>>138821218
>being this mad
>being this wrong
>being this axis cultist
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>>138820747
If we don't get a succubus doujin I shall be very angry.
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>>138820728
Choose obviously.
I pick number trips!
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>>138821233
noice dubbs
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>>138821266
>he didn't know Megumin wrote a fan letter to the handsome marked man and standing in trance watching him and his boss invading a nobleman's castle disregarding her job (of protecting it)
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>>138821333
noice tripzz
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>>138821233
vol 8 is out ?
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>>138820686
I'M FEELING IT
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>>138820686
Lettuce do this
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>>138820807
>>138820894
>I'm too retarded for sadpanda, please spoonfeed me!
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>>138820686

5>9>7>2 rolling
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>>138820686
roll
>>
>rollshit

/a/ is dead.
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>>138821432
plaese, changing regional locale to JP is far easier than sadpanda.
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>>138821337
that's just her chuuni gears rolling. not really a romantic interest like she said. no reason to lose any points for Kazumabowl.
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>>138821377
January
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>>138821544
minus point for being a *fangirl*, mind you. I didn't say anything about NTR.
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>>138820747
Now I know what I'll be fapping to tonight.
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>>138821337
FBI agent Megumin's letter to the masketta man where?
>>
Remove Megumin

Replace with Wiz
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>>138821629
>chuuni
>fangirling fellow chuunis

All I'm seeing here is Megumin going "mah nigga!" to masked thief. Megumin did nothing wrong.
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>>138820686
why not...
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>>138821657
>level difference too high
>experience cannot be shared
>individual take
>no different from playing solo
>defeats the entire point of having a party.

Otherwise a level 1 character can just leech off experience to a fully geared level 100.
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>>138821635
Do not lewd Explosion!
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>>138820686
rollin
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>>138821641
I mean CIA, fucking phone typing.
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>>138821657
>running gag about Aqua almost purity Wiz every time she is leaking body fluids (tears, sweat, saliva etc)

imokaywiththis.jpg
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>>138820686
Roll!
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>>138817591
I want to insert my dick into Darkness, and whisper gently into her ear Lalatina
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>>138821850
>Lalatina
>not "your abs are really getting more defined"
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>>138821977
>YunYun in charge of advertising the series
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>>138808657
GIve her just the tip.
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>>138821732
mfw this is actually vol. 9 or something. I mean think about it...

>introduce another op item
>removes level limit exp sharing on party
>Wiz boosts up Kazuma's low level and he pays her since he's fucking rich
>his 3 party members are surprised for getting so many levels in such a short time
>drama ensues
>aqua knows about the OP item
>wants to seal it

still its a good volume to expand lich/aqua/eris arc.
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>>138822099
It's Yunyun volume though.

Vol. 9 is where the author plant Yunyun and Megumin's yuriflag.
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>>138820686

roll
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>>138821989

"your abs are really getting more defined

And Kazuma saying that, using Lalatina's voice
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>>138822189
>or something

could be volume 10 for all we know.
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>>138822189
That sounds shit. Megumin is for Kazuma. Why does she have to do this? Also, does Megumin know that Kazuma is the thief from the capital
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>>138820686
rollin' for life
>>
>the thief girl is Eris

Oh. So it's just Aqua who goes commando. I thought it was a goddess thing, guess it's just her being naughty
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>>138822099
Kazuma should really grind some levels
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>>138822236

That's bullshit, Megumin is kazumasexual, is only that she likes to cockblock herself
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>>138820819
>Who would win in a fight, Aqua or Eris?
In Goddess form? Aqua. She is a high rank.

I wonder how OP she would be if she could be an Arch Mage. Explosion maxed out + Advanced Magic + super high quality infinite Mana
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>>138822277

Who needs levels, when he has money
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>>138822236
Read the spinoff. Megumin and Yunyun are very cute together. Yunyun is the main girl in the spinoff.
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>>138822357
adolescence
>>
>>138822357

They are just tsundere about being friends, Plus Yunyun autism
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>>138822357
We need more dere moments with Megumin
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>>138820686
Aw yis
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>>138822333
>dubs dubs trips

Yeah I've always wondered about this. lack of levels can be solved through items, but lack of items cannot be solved through levels.

(this also means US army grinding levels for their infantry is nothing when you have nukes to compensate. not a military-fag, but it still baffles me what's the point of their training regime when everything can be solved through tanks and nukes?)
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>>138820686
check 'em
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>>138820686
Let me snatch that 7
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>>138821635
>those dead, empty eyes
I don't know if I should cry or masturbate.
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>>138821977
Why does Yunyun get so much space, she's only in the goddamned opening!
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>>138822602
Items and money can be stolen, lost or confiscated.

Also are you actually serious.
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>>138822713
Yunyun is one of the best girls in the series. Read the spinoff.
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>>138820819
Aqua. She has the higher ground
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>>138822333
Someone who doesn't want to get constantly murdered?
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>>138822678
>Kazuma gets all horny and he was carrying Megumin at that point. he couldn't stop his trembling and raped her
>Kazuma please stop. while I still don't hate you
>He actually stops
>dead eyes followed

Ahh shit, I was planning to make it look better. I only made it worse.
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>>138822713
Everybody knows which volume is best volume.
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>>138822357
They are just being friends in denial.
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>>138822717
and it can also be secured. its just a matter of if you're a cuck to lose it.

Also yes I'm serious. you can grind levels for yourself, be fit and all that shit, but you seem to forget the most damning thing about the human body: we get old. we'll lose all those levels eventually. followed by that realization that all those grinding were in fact a waste of time.
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>>138822357
it's just a phase
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>>138820747
Laughing too much to fap.
>>
I read something about the LN that Kazuma tried to fuck Megumin but she backed off. Is it really happened? And if yes , in which vol ?
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>>138822417
Adolescent girls kissing a cock in unison is the most beautiful thing in the world.
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>>138822867
This is the fantasy world, anon, you don't lose levels as you get older, you just become either a gray-haired Jackie Chan or a DYEL oji-san.
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>>138822914
The banter with Megumin is great, same for Aqua being Aqua. We need more doujins like this.
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>I'm good at gambling. I've read all of Kaiji
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>>138822942
point still stands.

items are more important than levels. think of something like a ring of physical/magical damage immunity compared to say, 10 levels. This is why boss drops are a thing, and level 99 is just a number.
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>>138804806
>ESL misses a joke
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>>138822914
>>138822981

please post to imgur or something. sadpanda is really sad in my pc.
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>>138823060
Items won't get you out of a tight spot when you're naked or in jail. Of course Kazama has something even better than items or levels - friends ;_;.
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If she weren't so dumb.
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>>138823142
You mean a high luck stat
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>>138810997
what about lemons do succubus drink lemons too
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>>138821977
>5 was the biggest
Now we know who is that shop-manager's favorite.

Good taste I say.
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>>138823077
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>>138823077
Let's have a challenge anon. If you can get into sadpanda I'll send you a pony trophy in Hentaiverse.
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>>138822277
>>138822333
Nice repeating numbers, can I have some too?
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>>138823226
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>>138820686
röll
>>
friendly reminder that succubi are PROSTITUTES and they have taken dick in every hole multiples times a day for as long as they have been alive

stop trying to spread the meme that literal prostitutes are pure, innocent or daughteru
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>>138808704
>>138816820
>>138820966
Actually, it's a thing girls do to assert their dominance. Have you ever seen rams fighting? it's basically the same.
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>>138823359
There's a first time for everyone even whores.
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>>138819138
Aqua 2016?
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>>138823414
Oh it must be like when a guy presses his erect penis against yours in the locker room.
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>>138820747
>page 13
my sides
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>>138820686
RoLl
>>
>>138820686
roll
>>
Finally started reading Megumin spin-off and it's damn great. I hope Yunyun finds a better man than Kuzuma, she's too good for him.

>>138820686
Also, rolling.
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>>138820686
Let's do this
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>>138820747
>"You got mindbroken in three panels?"
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>>138824582
Yeah, Arue is amazing too. The teacher reminds me of Yukari.
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>>138820686
choooseee
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>>138821688
>>138820766
>>138822566
lucky bastards
>>
>>138820686
Dubs would be nice.
>>
>>138820686
rolling for lolicubus.
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>>138824582
Yunyun deserves a man like Kazuma
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>>138825288
Ask and thou shalt receive.
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>>138825463
Yunyun is not Darkness, that likes assholes.
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>>138825455
noice
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>>138825585
Kazuma is a good guy, he was about to give her what she wanted. By the way do you have her party member requirements saved?
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>>138820686
Want 6 or 0
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>>138820686
rolling
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>>138820686
Roling
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>>138820686
roll
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>>138820686
9 GET
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>>138823013
I like how it hits the humor of the series.

> Luck God Kazuma tricking the idiot goddess with shitty luck into gambling
>>
Where can i read that megumin spin-off? I cannot into google, help me please.
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>>138820686
If quads then all of them!
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>>138820686
pls
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>>138826168
FBI-chan pls
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>>138819185
>Its her body, her choice
Since when was it unusual to judge people by the choices they make?
>>
>>138826168
Learn Japanese.
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>>138826166
Kazuma can't shut up here either.
>>
>>138826166
>>138826364
I had a lot of fun translating this, I hope it shows.
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>>138826453
It's great. Thanks for the hard work.
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>>138826360
It wasn't translated?
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>>138820686
SUCCUCUTE
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>>138825463
YunYun deserves a man like me.
>>
>>138820686
We did this already. Rollan again tho
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>>138820686
Roland
>>
Do Aqua and Wiz become friendly?
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>>138826709
what did she do wrong?
>>
>>138825606
I wonder if the succubi's bodily fluids and gases work as aphrodisiacs for human males. It just makes me want more to have that one sit on my face.
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>>138820686
roll on, boys.
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>>138803820
it feels nice to find some anon actually use my crudely edited image
>>
How good is yunyuns fanfic?
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They weren't white in the anime, were they?
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>>138827489
Nope.

The color of Megumin's panties is something I'll never forget.
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>>138820747
I'm a pleb I know, but can someone teach me how to get past panda?
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>>138827541
>>
>>138827541
Sadpanda choses those who are worthy. And thou are not.
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>>138827541
If you cant figure it out on your own with all the tools in the internet you are beyond hope.
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>>138827541
Nice try FBI.
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Someone update this with Wiz on it.
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>>138827745
I've made an account, but trying to access links still takes me to a panda
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>>138827489
She wears black panties because she can't afford to wash them often and stains are less visible on dark fabric.
>>
>>138827993
You have to wait a month, and acces g.e-hentai before loging in sadpanda
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>>138817487
will this be included in S2?
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>>138828093
unlikely
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>>138826453
Thank you.
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>>138827975
> Mermaid
> Masa-san
I approve.
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>>138828053
A month, really?
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>>138828093
So far the anime adapted volume 2 and that happens in volume 5. So if they do more volumes next season then yes. If its just another 2 volumes then no.
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>>138820194
>Which is pretty sad when you think about it
How is that sad? A goddess personally comes down to be your friend, that is awesome not sad.
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>>138818938
Because Aqua is the worst bitch in the entire series.
>>
>>138820747
Am I late to the party? It says the gallery was removed
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>>138828397
no its not wtf
>>
>>138820686
no matter what I get, I'll be happy.
>>
>>138828497
I don't know what to tell you man, I go to the link and it says this gallery has been removed
>>
>>138828497
he probably changed it to e-
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>>138828546
I did
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>>138828546
kek
>>
>>138828546
Me too. ;_;
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>>138828615
DOUBLE KEK
AHAHAHAHHAHA
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>>138828304
Yeah nigga, be patient, you can fap to many other sites, really.
>>
>>138820686
Roll
>>
>>138820686
roll
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>>138828546
>>138828615
This fucking guy.
>>
>>138828684
>>138828865
I don't understand this weird superiority complex over a hentai site. I really don't think everyone who uses it instantly knew how to access it, so it's strange to see people acting high and mighty about how they know and others don't
>>
>>138829035
I see it more as a push to get them to actually look for a way to access it. I mean with how popular it is by now you can find clear instructions to get it easily.
>>
>>138829035
I don't have a superiority complex but he's desperate, all he has to do is wait, I've already help him.
>>
>>138829035
They are acting high and mighty because there are people on this site who cant use google and then do something very simple.
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>>138829035
You think a bunch of weebs on an anime website wouldn't jump at the opportunity to feel better than someone for once?
>>
>>138829230
Like you?
I actually laugh.
>>
>>138829230
>>138829035
No its not about "feeling superior" its that we fucking hate newfags
Why?
They are young millenials
They demand to be spoonfed
They complain
They whine
And they never try to find the solution themselves
and forced memes
>>
>>138829035
I saw people repeatedly telling other people how to do it, who in turn said they still can't. Then i tried it and it worked. I'm convinced that its trolling on the part of the people who can't get in.
>>
>>138829380
To be fair I asked in this threat and just got mocking replies mostly. I tried looking it up and I've cleared my cache/cookies, I've made an account, and I've downloaded an extension, and still cannot get past
>>
>>138829364
Stop typing like that
>>
>>138829501
try restarting
>>
>>138829380
You got admit though the whole process is pretty retarded. The creators of the site really made a game out of it. Scratch retarded I would go more of the lines unique.
>>
>>138829501
Maybe you have adhd.
Make an account.
Clear your cookies, all of them, since I can't trust you to properly clear the relevant ones.
Log into g-e.
Go to ex.
If it doesn't work, then it was changed recently for new accounts.
>>
>>138829501
You have to wait I told you already.
>>
>>138829527
I hate run on sentences
>>
>>138829501
Same
>>
So now that it's all over what did we think of KonoSuba?
>>
>>138820686
Roll!!
>>
>>138829547
I've tried.
>>138829564
Done this, I've cleared all history, cache, cookies.
>>138829571
To be honest I assumed you were shitposting, considering it seems ridiculous that you can't use your new account for a month.
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>>138829617
It's bretty good.
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>>138829617
It's not over.
S1 was great though.
>>
>>138829571
And he didn't listen see?
fucking newfags
>>
>>138829617
I want more already.
>>
>>138829211
The first time I saw the deadpand pic I googled it to see how to bypass it. Then I read the first result and give up. It's a fucking hentai, why I need to do all that shit? I know that's because there's lolicon in it but still, just post the g-link then.

Well, anyway, back to reading actual manga since I can't/don't want read this then.
>>
>>138829617
Have you not seen the past threads? You make the interpretation.
>>
Will there be more spinoffs?
Aqua and Eris spinoff showing their past, how Aqua lost her INT and Eris got her scar
Wiz spinoff
Arue spinoff
Soketto spinoff
Yunyun spinoff
young Yuiyui and Hyoizaburo spinoff
Komekko in the future spinoff
>>
>>138829677
It sound ridiculous but that's the way it is, don't bark to me if I mock you beyond this point.
>>
>>138829764
Succubi spinoff?
>>
>>138829617
It was fun. It was overhyped but it was fun.
>>
>>138829571
see, this is one of the biggest reason why sadpanda is such a pain in the ass. I've said this before (ctrl+f it) but changing regional locale to JP is far easier than this shit. doing that ain't so much of a spoonfeed as well.

also stop with the newfagging meme. 4chan ain't so """"complicated""" that you need more than 1 week of lurking. just accept that sadpanda requires a cringe of efforts just to get in.
>>
>>138829677
When i get home I'll check if it's not working for brand new accounts. If it's the case and the extension doesn't work either, then you are fucked. On the bright side, start playing the game, and post in the trading section to get newbie gear. By the time you can access the site you'll have a lot credits to download.
>>
>>138829787
Sorry I doubted you, it just seemed completely unreasonable to wait a month. Oh well I guess
>>138829836
I appreciate the help. I'm not a fan of spoon feeding either, but I only asked because nothing was working
>>
>>138829819
Wait, how did you get past the sad panda?
>>
>>138829617
Had way more fun with the show than I ever expected. Didn't even consider watching the show until a few days after the first episode released.
>>
>>138829819
>4chan ain't so """"complicated""" that you need more than 1 week of lurking
See someone who don't lurk make post like this.
>>
>>138822741
What the name of the spin-off?
>>
>>138829983
Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Bakuen o!
>>
>>138829819
I assume he already did an account, so I told him to wait then to login in g.e-hentai and then go to sadpanda, how is that not spoonfeeding?
>>
>>138819115
that's dumb
>>
>>138829819
>>138830054
I spoonfeeded and I got treated like shit, next time I will tell them to google.
>>
>>138829924
My only issue with spoonfeeding is that people actively creating situations where it's required then shitpost about it.

Also I naively believe that many people don't know that it was changed and the usual methods are not working so they mock when someone can't get in. I actually didn't know about it since my account is years old.
>>
>>138830206
That's what happens.
>>
>>138830264
I'm just having a hell of a time trying to get in. I've downloaded the firefox extension, but it's refusing to install. Everything I see says I can just drag the xpi file into an open firefox tab, but it just redownloads it, doesn't install.
>>
>>138829937
no, I haven't. I did made an account, but even e-whatever forums are saying after registering it gets edgy if not outright out of your control.

>>138829978
I honestly doubt that anyone that can change their regional locale to JP could still be considered a "newfag", even if he is a newcomer on 4chan.

>>138830054
>>138830206
yeah, after that it gets seriously edgy.
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Yunyun best chuu2 of the bunch
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For some reason it's not letting me sign into panda. It's letting me put in the details and not saying they're wrong, but nothing happens when I click to sign in
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>>138830358
I don't care what you can do if you post like 15yo on kikebook and derail thread to talk about something anybody with half a brain can do by using google, even on /h/ there is entire thread dedicated to that shit but of course how could you know if you didn't lurk.
If that isn't the very definition of a newfag I don't know what is.
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>>138830805
this is the edgy part. at this point, you really have no more control.

pray you have high luck, but meh, you're on /a/. everyone knows their luck here isn't too great.
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>>138830348
I've had an issue with a HV script that needed additional steps which I'm pretty sure shouldn't. Probably it's on your side, maybe there's a compatibility issue.
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>>138830872
>mentions google
>suddenly /h/
>cross-boarding

that was fast.
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>>138827489
I want to put a leash on Megumin's collar.
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>>138830872

this Megumin does funny things to my peepee, much more than the explicitly lewd ones
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>>138830423
Ironic since she's not a chuu2 at all.
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>>138830906
>>138830959
From what I'm looking up people have had issues with the extension I'm using that sound the same to mine, and just waiting a day or so fixed itself, so I'm just gonna do that. If it doesn't let me in after this I'm just gonna give up. It's just frustrating, and the majority of people I ask for help just get all smug because they can access it and I can't. That being said I do appreciate everyone in this thread who hasn't acted like a high and mighty hentai lord.
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>>138831025
I want to stick my dick inside the collar like in that doujin I completely forgot what it was but probably a Victim Girls.
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>>138820686
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>>138831114
I will spoonfeed you for the last time, don't use extensions
Make an account
Wait a month. NO BAIT, WAIT A FUCKING MONTH.
Clear your cookies
Login to g.e-hentai
Go to sadpanda.
Done.
If you Don't understand this you're beyond help.
Now Don't derail the threat anymore PLS.
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>>138831025
Please. The collar is out of reach.
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>>138831372
I'll do that
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>>138831372
I already have my old account, but why the month of wait now?
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>>138820686

rolling
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>>138820686
Please anything but 4
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>>138831424
What.
Aqua uses panties?
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>“Calm down. Megumin, which part of the Onion Duck do you need as ingredient? If it is the innards , then we just have to kill it. Otherwise…”

>Hearing this, Yunyun timidly glanced at me.

>I said to Yunyun.

>“I need the Onion Duck’s onions… You can relax now, right?”

>I said and smiled to help her relax.

>Yunyun relaxed and exhaled, letting go of my hand.

>“After all, onions have curative properties. There are many uses for onions. You can eat it, roll it up, and even poke it in. And the Onion Duck’s onions are the fighting onions, right?”

>Arue said and retrieved a few onions from the Onion Duck.

>I watched Arue cut the onions and said to Yunyun.

>“Seriously… what kind of person do you think I am? I still have protective feelings towards cute creatures. If possible, I don’t want to kill either.”

>“You-, you are right. Sorry, I misjudged you, Megumin! This is great… Because I heard killing an Onion Duck would yield a lot of experience points, and it can also be made into very delicious food…”

>“…… ……”

>A rare monster that gives a lot of experience points?

>Very delicious food?

>“I’m really sorry. After all, it can be used for making medicine, increasing experience points, as well as becoming a meal. So I thought Megumin would say ‘Truly killing three birds with one stone’ and then……”

>“Hand of Explosion!”

>The Onion Duck suffocated and groaned miserably as I ruthlessly strangled its neck.

>I examined my Adventurer’s Card and noticed that I gained two levels in an instant, as well as two skill points.

>I flashed my Adventurer’s Card at the dumbstruck Yunyun in high spirits.

>“Megumin leveled!”

>“Megumin, you big idiot! Ahhhh!”

Megumin is fucking insane.
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>>138831372
>NO BAIT, WAIT A FUCKING MONTH.

and /a/ wonders why sadpanda is such a pain in the ass?

look, sadpanda is, at the end of the day, is just a hentai board. there's way too much porn in the internet that sadpanda being sad wouldn't really amount much in the grand scale of things. running out of fap material? like holy shit, please.

> high and mighty hentai lord.

this anon gets it. and you elitefags should be ashamed of yourselves.
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>>138831609
What the hell point are you even trying to make
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>>138831609
There is nothing wrong with elitism.
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>>138831662
I think he's pointing out that the site is a bitch to use, and it's really silly acting superior because you've got an account old enough to use and have figured out how to use it and they can't yet.
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>>138831609
You have to understand that it was not us who made it a pain to get in. For us it was about as hard as making a post here. Blame Tenboro.
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>>138831715
Sounds like a personal problem
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>>138831685
>little timmy asks his teacher to explain how multiplication works because he's having trouble
>HAH YOU FUCKING FAGGOT HOW DUMB ARE YOU, LOOK IT UP
There's certain things to feel elite about, others not so much
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>>138831606
Yunyun cried the entire day over this... ;_;

Megumin was as bad as Kazuma and Aqua.
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>>138831758
Well Timmy, you may not have noticed but I'm not your teacher so I have no obligation to give you an answer. If that is the best analogy you can muster I'd recommend going back to school and finding a real teacher this time.
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>>138831609
Shut the fuck up if you would think for a moment you would realize why there is a barrier for entry in the fucking site
hint: its not because we hate newfags
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>>138831721
>Blame Tenboro.

or migrate to an easier site?

not gonna say much, but the early newfag anons here --did-- request to place the Megumin hentai doujin to somewhere easier. Which should have been perfectly understandable, since you guys SHOULD have known better than the newfags how much of a bitch sadpanda is.

and it only got into this point because of elitefaggotry. blame the newfags being new? cmon /a/.
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>>138831517
I have no idea, New rules? In my personal experience I made an account in g.e-hentai and after a while someone told me to clear the cookies if I wanted to get past sadpanda. I did it and enter without problems in the first try, but many months happened after I made an account so I had an advantage, and yes I read in the requirement s that you have to wait.
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>>138821635
I don't know weather I should feel happy or sad
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>>138831938
>easier site
Such as?
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>>138831938
>I should care about someone else's problems!
>I should spoonfeed newfags because they are so dumb and helpless!
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>>138831948
I get that you have to wait, I just don't understand why. What purpose is there?
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>>138831948
When I made my account a few years ago I could enter right away.
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>>138831938
Are you for real? You want people who have been using a certain site for all their hentai needs for years to migrate to a different site solely to accommodate newfags?
For what possible purpose?
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>>138831845
and you didn't had to be an edgelord elitefag out of it either.
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>>138820686
rolly
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>>138831609
You avoid copyrights shit, and illegal edgy shit content with this system. Or so i think.
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>>138821635
>>138822771
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>>138832084
Exactly
Most don't know about what the site TRULY offers other than a fap
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>>138832021
>>138832029
See >>138832084
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>>138820686
rawlin
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>>138831555
I think that's the only illustration of her where you can see them.
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>>138832084
>>138832190
Well, that makes sense.
I still look korean web mangas there nowadays that should not be allowed.
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>>138831995

I wanna say candydoll. but really, imgur, mediafire, or even in this very board it was possible.

>>138832015

this kind of thinking is precisely why translators are getting fewer and fewer. let that sink in for a moment.
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>>138820686
Oh boy.
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>>138820686
You raaiiissee mmmeee uuupp!
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>>138820686
this kills all future kobosuba threads
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Do all crimson demon males look like ugly ass bikers always?
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>>138820686
Fuck it, why not.
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>>138832586

Are you implying they don't look cool?
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>>138832572
speaking of which, succubus shop wasn't mentioned after this (vol 2). makes me think that this is just some silly plot thread to keep Darkness arc running, if only a bit.
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>>138832718
you lost me on the darkness bit
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>>138832764
>bath scene after the succubus.

basically that's the entire point of the succubus shop. to give Darkness a bit screen time. if not totally just fanservice.
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>>138831606
At least it's feed her family well.
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>>138832015
>>138831938
>>138831609
This is a miscommunication problem. The system is shit but it has a purpose, but is shit, no one feels superior for knowing tons of porn, the problem is that newfags complain about smug faces and that they can't get past, but the people who have an account doesn't have to deal with that shit, it's not their problem and even if they help they derail the threat even more and don't get anywhere. Period
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>>138820686
Rolling for Dorkness
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>>138820686
no Meguminto choose oh well hope I get a cutie slut
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>>138819402
I thought this was supposed to be a boy.
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>>138832983
Rude
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>>138832894
>The system is shit

why justify shit?
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>>138820686
3/trips/8 get
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>>138832832
possibly, but most scenes are contrived to give a specific character more screentime. and, while the succubus shop doesn't appear in the main series except in passing mention, they are the focus of a vanir spinoff
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>>138820807
>>138820778
>>138820894
>>138827541
Lurk for 2 years before posting, redditors.
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>>138820686
Please
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>>138820686
rollin!!!
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>>138820686
Alright let's go! Give me somebody cute.
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>>138833021
>why justify shit?
See:
>>138832894
>The system is shit but it has a purpose
See:
>>138832084
>You avoid copyrights shit, and illegal edgy shit content with this system
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>>138833098
>>138833102
>>138833108
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