So you place an order at the Succubus store and the Succubus comes to you and you tell it what you want and it goes:
>B-but Customer-san! I don't know how to do any of that! I've never even heard of the things you want me to do! I just started today and you're my first!
>Besides! Y-you don't want me! Let me go get one of my nee-sans for you instead! I'm just a v-v-irgin!
What do you do?
How can an unholy abomination be so pure and innocent?
Go get one of her more experienced nee-sans of course
Make her mai daughteru and spoil her rotten
Force her to put on Megumin's unwashed jammies
Pic related, never forget
You virgins will fall for any lies
Succubi don't have sex the moment they're born. All of them are virgins at some point.
Tell her you have a way to preserve her virginity
Vow to protect the town in the name of the succubi store like those brave adventurers did
I just said I was going to show her. Try to keep up, retard.
Support the anime industry! Buy the discs!
>Let me go get one of my nee-sans for you instead!
I don't understand what the problem is then. I don't care who gives me my lewd dreams, I just want to be satisfied.
>order dream at the store
>they have all day to process my order
>when it's 2 hours past bedtime I finally get my dream
>dumb bitch got my order wrong
>I ordered a double bacon cheeseburger with no tomatoes, curly fries and a medium coke
>end up with breakfast burrito and 10 mayonnaise packets for some reason
>succuslut tells me no refunds, wants 5000 eris plus the tip
'wait...u said u only need a bit vita....AAHHHHHHHHHHHH................'
They really need a bit more hairstyle variety there.
Also, dat Darkness.
I forget my order and ask her to Energy Drain me as awkwardly and innocently as possible.
It may not be my order, but it's a rare opportunity. I'll save the weird for next time.
>All this fanservice to come.
Get your ass ready anon.
Let her go, I'm not a fan of rape.
I always feel bad for reading a doujin if the heroine is virgin because probably the heroine doesn't want it and wants to preserve her virginity for someone else.
What would Aqua do if she found out about the succubus store?
Do you touch yourself when you're hungry?
Best fucking bro, can't wait for him, just want more lich bullying
> the succubi don't have sexual desires themselves.
I Find this hard to belive for 2 reasons.
1. In most cases succubi reproduce sexually, and they most certainly have a desire to reproduce.
2. Most men like the idea of being desired by an attractive female, and especially in the case where succubi work on contract basis it would be extremely beneficial to have a "passion" for your job so to speak.
3. I am such a sad beta that a thought of an unwilling partner is enough to kill my boner.
Actually, a succubus birthing ceremony includes an incubus holding the title of "impaler".
Unlike humans, succubi babies leave the womb legs first. The impaler will position his dick at the entrance of the mother's vagina, usually just putting the tip in. The mother will then literally push her baby out onto a hot, pulsating demon rod, impaling the baby on it and robbing her of virginity moments before she exits her mother's wide, gaping birth canal.
But she has a hateboner for demons
I like how Axis shitters immediately begin to attack the better goddess when confronted with Aqua being shit.
All that Eris did was a few angry comments, while Aqua actually wanted to kill innocent people because of her racism, but somehow Eris is supposed to be just as bad if not the worse one.
Face it Axis, your goddess is an equivalent of a redneck
Why does she have to be pure? You know its pretty fucked up that we judge women on some percieved and outdated notion of "purity". Its her body, her choice and you just have to accept that.
She is pretty vindictive, you see how she sometime bully Kazuma as revenge.
Now, imagine what would a vindictive, pretty woman would do toward creatures that scarred her cute face.
Feeling her manly chest, stealing her panties, calling her a boy, etc
>you will never provoke her to use EXPLOSIONS on you
Isn't that a GOOD THING?
I know there's that other girl that can cast Resurrection on your charred remains but dying painfully in raging fiery inferno is not the preferred pass time of mine.
>teaches you explosion to make up for it
In other news...
Fact: Shitty Eris panics so much over having her pantsu stolen
Fact: Aqua-sama doesn't even wear any pantsu so they CAN'T be stolen
Ergo: Aqua-sama >>> Shitty Eris
I mean, that's just science
Join the Axis Cult today
>fall in love with the mortal who removed your pantsu on the street and made you pay all your money to get them back so that you had to slink off into an alley to get naked from the waist down just so you could put them back on again
Why was Eris friends with Darkness initially? It feels there's some inevitability in this that Kazuma is really the chosen one and the goddesses worked together to bring him to this world and get his party going because he has some prophecies to fulfill.
It has nothing to do with Kazuma and everything with Eroness being pathetic
Lalatina had no friends and she went to pray at the Eris Church each day asking the goddess to give her a friend. A while later she "met" Cris, who was also an Eris worshiper and who became Darkness' first friend. Which is pretty sad when you think about it
It's a plant monster from volume five that tricks people into approaching it and carrying it by taking on the form of a cute injured girl. It then attaches itself to you, eventually sucks away your life force and uses your body as a root system. It pretended to have met humans for the first time when Kazuma and co. came across it so they spared it, but Kazuma came back and discovered it was just tricking them so he killed it.
That may be, but there is a line where unpopularity turns into pathetic-ness and being so hopeless that your deity literally feels bad enough to come to the mortal world incognito so you can have at least one friend is way over that line
I mean even YunYun isn't that fucking hopeless
Eh both of them are nice at heart. They are just like Greek deity (hell Aqua and Eris are nicer than most of them), that they like to fuck around with mortals.
Rather than pitying her I am actually jealous toward Lalatina.
Yunyun herself is to blame for her being lonely.
Feed her to Alma Elma's tail and fuck Alma Elma as she digests the useless succubus, cumming inside her just as she finishes fully digesting the useless lump and turning her into boob and butt fat!
> Now, imagine what would a vindictive, pretty woman would do toward creatures that scarred her cute face.
So does Eris actually have a scar or is that just part of her disguise of Chris.
If her scar is real, what scarred a goddess and why can't the damage be healed?
I'll take a 4 with extra trips on top, then a medium 6 with lots 8's smothered on top, and finish of with a diet dubs.
Can you not just make a imgur album or something.
What's that, anon? Too pleb to get into sadpanda?
kek, you can't fool me man. if you're not into lolis then you're into OLDHAGS. it's the logical conclusion
Dammit, now I understand why age of consent is getting pushed more and more. jealous oldfags obviously cannot compete with a fresh young pussy. Stop age of consent! open your eyes!
I pick number trips!
>he didn't know Megumin wrote a fan letter to the handsome marked man and standing in trance watching him and his boss invading a nobleman's castle disregarding her job (of protecting it)
>I'm too retarded for sadpanda, please spoonfeed me!
Now I know what I'll be fapping to tonight.
>level difference too high
>experience cannot be shared
>no different from playing solo
>defeats the entire point of having a party.
Otherwise a level 1 character can just leech off experience to a fully geared level 100.
mfw this is actually vol. 9 or something. I mean think about it...
>introduce another op item
>removes level limit exp sharing on party
>Wiz boosts up Kazuma's low level and he pays her since he's fucking rich
>his 3 party members are surprised for getting so many levels in such a short time
>aqua knows about the OP item
>wants to seal it
still its a good volume to expand lich/aqua/eris arc.
>Who would win in a fight, Aqua or Eris?
In Goddess form? Aqua. She is a high rank.
I wonder how OP she would be if she could be an Arch Mage. Explosion maxed out + Advanced Magic + super high quality infinite Mana
>dubs dubs trips
Yeah I've always wondered about this. lack of levels can be solved through items, but lack of items cannot be solved through levels.
(this also means US army grinding levels for their infantry is nothing when you have nukes to compensate. not a military-fag, but it still baffles me what's the point of their training regime when everything can be solved through tanks and nukes?)
>Kazuma gets all horny and he was carrying Megumin at that point. he couldn't stop his trembling and raped her
>Kazuma please stop. while I still don't hate you
>He actually stops
>dead eyes followed
Ahh shit, I was planning to make it look better. I only made it worse.
and it can also be secured. its just a matter of if you're a cuck to lose it.
Also yes I'm serious. you can grind levels for yourself, be fit and all that shit, but you seem to forget the most damning thing about the human body: we get old. we'll lose all those levels eventually. followed by that realization that all those grinding were in fact a waste of time.
point still stands.
items are more important than levels. think of something like a ring of physical/magical damage immunity compared to say, 10 levels. This is why boss drops are a thing, and level 99 is just a number.
friendly reminder that succubi are PROSTITUTES and they have taken dick in every hole multiples times a day for as long as they have been alive
stop trying to spread the meme that literal prostitutes are pure, innocent or daughteru
>"You got mindbroken in three panels?"
I like how it hits the humor of the series.
> Luck God Kazuma tricking the idiot goddess with shitty luck into gambling
Kazuma can't shut up here either.
It's great. Thanks for the hard work.
They weren't white in the anime, were they?
I don't understand this weird superiority complex over a hentai site. I really don't think everyone who uses it instantly knew how to access it, so it's strange to see people acting high and mighty about how they know and others don't
You think a bunch of weebs on an anime website wouldn't jump at the opportunity to feel better than someone for once?
No its not about "feeling superior" its that we fucking hate newfags
They are young millenials
They demand to be spoonfed
And they never try to find the solution themselves
and forced memes
I saw people repeatedly telling other people how to do it, who in turn said they still can't. Then i tried it and it worked. I'm convinced that its trolling on the part of the people who can't get in.
To be fair I asked in this threat and just got mocking replies mostly. I tried looking it up and I've cleared my cache/cookies, I've made an account, and I've downloaded an extension, and still cannot get past
Maybe you have adhd.
Make an account.
Clear your cookies, all of them, since I can't trust you to properly clear the relevant ones.
Log into g-e.
Go to ex.
If it doesn't work, then it was changed recently for new accounts.
Done this, I've cleared all history, cache, cookies.
To be honest I assumed you were shitposting, considering it seems ridiculous that you can't use your new account for a month.
The first time I saw the deadpand pic I googled it to see how to bypass it. Then I read the first result and give up. It's a fucking hentai, why I need to do all that shit? I know that's because there's lolicon in it but still, just post the g-link then.
Well, anyway, back to reading actual manga since I can't/don't want read this then.
Will there be more spinoffs?
Aqua and Eris spinoff showing their past, how Aqua lost her INT and Eris got her scar
young Yuiyui and Hyoizaburo spinoff
Komekko in the future spinoff
see, this is one of the biggest reason why sadpanda is such a pain in the ass. I've said this before (ctrl+f it) but changing regional locale to JP is far easier than this shit. doing that ain't so much of a spoonfeed as well.
also stop with the newfagging meme. 4chan ain't so """"complicated""" that you need more than 1 week of lurking. just accept that sadpanda requires a cringe of efforts just to get in.
When i get home I'll check if it's not working for brand new accounts. If it's the case and the extension doesn't work either, then you are fucked. On the bright side, start playing the game, and post in the trading section to get newbie gear. By the time you can access the site you'll have a lot credits to download.
Sorry I doubted you, it just seemed completely unreasonable to wait a month. Oh well I guess
I appreciate the help. I'm not a fan of spoon feeding either, but I only asked because nothing was working
My only issue with spoonfeeding is that people actively creating situations where it's required then shitpost about it.
Also I naively believe that many people don't know that it was changed and the usual methods are not working so they mock when someone can't get in. I actually didn't know about it since my account is years old.
I'm just having a hell of a time trying to get in. I've downloaded the firefox extension, but it's refusing to install. Everything I see says I can just drag the xpi file into an open firefox tab, but it just redownloads it, doesn't install.
no, I haven't. I did made an account, but even e-whatever forums are saying after registering it gets edgy if not outright out of your control.
I honestly doubt that anyone that can change their regional locale to JP could still be considered a "newfag", even if he is a newcomer on 4chan.
yeah, after that it gets seriously edgy.
I don't care what you can do if you post like 15yo on kikebook and derail thread to talk about something anybody with half a brain can do by using google, even on /h/ there is entire thread dedicated to that shit but of course how could you know if you didn't lurk.
If that isn't the very definition of a newfag I don't know what is.
this Megumin does funny things to my peepee, much more than the explicitly lewd ones
From what I'm looking up people have had issues with the extension I'm using that sound the same to mine, and just waiting a day or so fixed itself, so I'm just gonna do that. If it doesn't let me in after this I'm just gonna give up. It's just frustrating, and the majority of people I ask for help just get all smug because they can access it and I can't. That being said I do appreciate everyone in this thread who hasn't acted like a high and mighty hentai lord.
I will spoonfeed you for the last time, don't use extensions
Make an account
Wait a month. NO BAIT, WAIT A FUCKING MONTH.
Clear your cookies
Login to g.e-hentai
Go to sadpanda.
If you Don't understand this you're beyond help.
Now Don't derail the threat anymore PLS.
Please. The collar is out of reach.
>“Calm down. Megumin, which part of the Onion Duck do you need as ingredient? If it is the innards , then we just have to kill it. Otherwise…”
>Hearing this, Yunyun timidly glanced at me.
>I said to Yunyun.
>“I need the Onion Duck’s onions… You can relax now, right?”
>I said and smiled to help her relax.
>Yunyun relaxed and exhaled, letting go of my hand.
>“After all, onions have curative properties. There are many uses for onions. You can eat it, roll it up, and even poke it in. And the Onion Duck’s onions are the fighting onions, right?”
>Arue said and retrieved a few onions from the Onion Duck.
>I watched Arue cut the onions and said to Yunyun.
>“Seriously… what kind of person do you think I am? I still have protective feelings towards cute creatures. If possible, I don’t want to kill either.”
>“You-, you are right. Sorry, I misjudged you, Megumin! This is great… Because I heard killing an Onion Duck would yield a lot of experience points, and it can also be made into very delicious food…”
>A rare monster that gives a lot of experience points?
>Very delicious food?
>“I’m really sorry. After all, it can be used for making medicine, increasing experience points, as well as becoming a meal. So I thought Megumin would say ‘Truly killing three birds with one stone’ and then……”
>“Hand of Explosion!”
>The Onion Duck suffocated and groaned miserably as I ruthlessly strangled its neck.
>I examined my Adventurer’s Card and noticed that I gained two levels in an instant, as well as two skill points.
>I flashed my Adventurer’s Card at the dumbstruck Yunyun in high spirits.
>“Megumin, you big idiot! Ahhhh!”
Megumin is fucking insane.
>NO BAIT, WAIT A FUCKING MONTH.
and /a/ wonders why sadpanda is such a pain in the ass?
look, sadpanda is, at the end of the day, is just a hentai board. there's way too much porn in the internet that sadpanda being sad wouldn't really amount much in the grand scale of things. running out of fap material? like holy shit, please.
> high and mighty hentai lord.
this anon gets it. and you elitefags should be ashamed of yourselves.
I think he's pointing out that the site is a bitch to use, and it's really silly acting superior because you've got an account old enough to use and have figured out how to use it and they can't yet.
>little timmy asks his teacher to explain how multiplication works because he's having trouble
>HAH YOU FUCKING FAGGOT HOW DUMB ARE YOU, LOOK IT UP
There's certain things to feel elite about, others not so much
Well Timmy, you may not have noticed but I'm not your teacher so I have no obligation to give you an answer. If that is the best analogy you can muster I'd recommend going back to school and finding a real teacher this time.
or migrate to an easier site?
not gonna say much, but the early newfag anons here --did-- request to place the Megumin hentai doujin to somewhere easier. Which should have been perfectly understandable, since you guys SHOULD have known better than the newfags how much of a bitch sadpanda is.
and it only got into this point because of elitefaggotry. blame the newfags being new? cmon /a/.
I have no idea, New rules? In my personal experience I made an account in g.e-hentai and after a while someone told me to clear the cookies if I wanted to get past sadpanda. I did it and enter without problems in the first try, but many months happened after I made an account so I had an advantage, and yes I read in the requirement s that you have to wait.
I don't know weather I should feel happy or sad
Are you for real? You want people who have been using a certain site for all their hentai needs for years to migrate to a different site solely to accommodate newfags?
For what possible purpose?
I wanna say candydoll. but really, imgur, mediafire, or even in this very board it was possible.
this kind of thinking is precisely why translators are getting fewer and fewer. let that sink in for a moment.
This is a miscommunication problem. The system is shit but it has a purpose, but is shit, no one feels superior for knowing tons of porn, the problem is that newfags complain about smug faces and that they can't get past, but the people who have an account doesn't have to deal with that shit, it's not their problem and even if they help they derail the threat even more and don't get anywhere. Period
possibly, but most scenes are contrived to give a specific character more screentime. and, while the succubus shop doesn't appear in the main series except in passing mention, they are the focus of a vanir spinoff
Lurk for 2 years before posting, redditors.