You have one wish, and one wish only. Make it good /a/

Infinite wishes

Belldandy is my wife, with whom I can do everything expected of a husband and his wife, which of course includes sex and reproduction.

>>138778093
Oi none of that mate. Not like this wish isn't cause you have a shit life or something, gotta repress that libido.

Kill anime

>>138777858
Ban any subhumans from South America(INCLUDING ARGENTINA)

>>138777858
Make anime good again wish failed: Anime was never good

>>138778532
Why? Argentina is white.

>>138777858
Infinite wishes.
First wish would be money.
Second would be for /a/ to be good again.

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>>138778581
>Argentina
>White
Ok buddy

>>138777858
I want to be immortal, myself being the only one who can kill me.

I wish for someone to love me. ;_;

>>138778532
Why ?

I want to be the first multi-trillionaire.

>>138777858
Every black spontaneously combusts.

>>138781270
>first
What?

Anime Tiddies

>>138777858
I want to be happy

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I wished to be cucked.

Oh wait...

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More episodes of Diamond no Ace.

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I wish Keit-ai was real.

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>>138777858
I wish all the little girls in anime turn into little boys. They don't even need to change much in appearance, a futa dick would be enough

>>138777858
Make every anon's waifu real. Or alternatively transport anon into the anime world so they can be with their waifu.

>>138777858
Joy Division is canon.
fuck you bitch enjoy your HIV

I wish I had a succubus (male) gf

>>138781746
The second is better.
although i don't have a waifu

>>138781809
i dont think you can get HIV from a goddess
no matter how slutty she is

>>138777858
I wish to be happy

>>138781843
Succubus (male) is called incubus you dingus

I wish for a goddess like you to stay with me forever, while you NTR me.

>>138781876
Nah that's a band from the late 90s. What's a male succubus then?

>>138777858
Trap all anons in SAO. What could possibly go wrong?

>>138781917
Dude come on
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incubus

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>>138781726
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/

It's already a meme, you can stop now.

>>138781923
>waifu mods

>>138781923
Was rape allowed in sao? Because probably gonna rape a lot of you /a/nons

>>138781680
the only MC who had a legitimate reason for not wanting to fuck his love interest

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Goddess change.

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>>138778093

You are wife is a filthy slut.

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>>138781746
We need more of your kindness, anon.

But I'm selfish, so I wish I become a cute anime girl. Bonus: I wish I could become anon's waifu.

I'd just do the second wish that this guy posted >>138781746

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>>138781746

You and all the other anon's waifus are finally made real.

But they cuck you to whore themselves out to Chads instead.

>>138786442
>Your waifu becomes real
>Cue cliche ecchi comedy series
>You later find out your waifu used to be a neet you talked to once on /a/
I'd totally read a series like that.

>>138786140
Why would you want such a useless goddess?

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>>138777858
I wish everybody's waifus came to life and died right after.

>>138781991
>submission

>>138781843
"Male soul in female body" or "female soul in male body"?

>>138786030
Being magically and mentally cockblocked? how awful

>>138786935
But what if my waifu was already dead?

>>138778532
I think you meant SPECIALLY ARGENTINA

>>138787730
Then she'd come to life and die right after, retard

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>>138787836
I think she's going to be fine.

>>138786794
Infinite lives not useless.
And I can bully her.

A third (And good) season of Haruhi.

>>138777858
How good is the Oh My Goddess manga, honestly? I've already seen all the animes and they were ok. I only read the first few chapters and I know Keiichi was way more brash at the start than the relative softie he's more known for later. But how are the manga stories?

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>>138777932
I don't why when some genie/wizard shows up promising any wish granted none of the characters think about asking for omnipotence. If you were omnipotent you could literally just get whatever you wanted no need to do that asking for infinite wishes bullshit

>>138788468
There are fates worse than death remember?
Like getting cockblocked from all sides

>>138788570
How many people would honestly want to be omnipotent though? That seems kinda boring to me.

Delete this garbage board.

>>138788634
You're omnipotent, if you got bored of omnipotence you could just restrict your powers and even make yourself forget you were omnipotent for awhile. Or since you're god, you could just force yourself to constantly perceive being omnipotent as exciting. You could erase the entire concept of boredom if you wanted too.

>>138786696
There's Netgame next season, it's more or less this.

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>>138789064
That's just like a regular catfishing isn't it though?

>>138789440
But I don't want to bully Eris, and if I remove her from heaven, who is gonna handle all those work?

I wish for 100 bottled wish-granting genies.

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>>138777858
Gas all weeaboos

>>138777858
Send me to konosuba instead. You're old news.

God I fucking loved this show...

>>138790515
but then that means you be ded too weeaboo anon

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>>138791254
Good

>>138781843
Funny. I think I have seen a couple of stories like that in Pixiv.

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>>138777858
I wish to be a qt wolf girl
>mfw it will never happen
life is hell

>>138777858
for belldandy to be my sex slave or kill all the jews. her choice

>>138777858
I wish I could be the waifu of every anon.

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>>138777858
I want to be the little girl.

>>138793049
a new age of vr is right around the corner, anon