How come that Japan loves elves but no dwarves?

>>>/v/

>>138773941
>Chinese historical texts recorded an ancient people residing in the Japanese archipelago (perhaps Kyūshū), named something like *ʼWâ or *ʼWər 倭. Carr (1992:9-10) surveys prevalent proposals for Wa's etymology ranging from feasible (transcribing Japanese first-person pronouns waga 我が "my; our" and ware 我 "I; oneself; thou") to shameful (writing Japanese Wa as 倭 implying "dwarf barbarians"), and summarizes interpretations for *ʼWâ "Japanese" into variations on two etymologies: "behaviorally 'submissive' or physically 'short'.

Japan are the dwarves, anon

>>138773941
The west hates elves and loves dwarves.

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because you cant rape dwarves

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>>138773941
Dwarf thread?

Rape isn't love, Anon.

>>138774174
Please, you would do elves a favor.

>>138774094
I fucking hate dwarves and i am the west

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>>138773941
It's gotta be the aesthetic culture of cute that Japan has got going on. Elves fit the aesthetic of prettyboys and idols and anime, dwarves do not.

>>138773941
Current typical depiction of a dwarf os a ahort, muscled beardy man, traits Japanese tend to associate with gays. Current typical elves, meanwhile, embody the current Japanese standards of beauty. Also, elves are easier to make cute (and still be easy to identify as elves) compared to dwarves, amd Japan loves its cute shit. So elves are favored over dwarves in Japan.

Meanwhile in the West, dwarves are seen as manly men that like to drink, make money, and have manly beards, whereas elves are seen as either faggy nature-loving hippies, or haughty assholes that fuck everything up that aslre also faggy. So dwarves are favored on the West over elves.

>>138774074
They truly are. Their XL shirts are smaller than American L. Good thing I am not a fattie and I can use their XL, I don't know how neckbeards can find anime shirts.

Not moe enough.

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>>138774355
>So dwarves are favored on the West over elves
Maybe the general /tg/ autist, but all the girls in the cinema didn't got wet because of Gimli.

>>138773941
Dwarves are ugly.

>>138773978
yes anon, that is a video game.
brilliant perception, you must have a 10 in that stat.
whoops, are you going to get butthurt someone said something about games too?

>why doesn't Japan like short hairy men who live in caves?
I dunno maybe cause they prefer cute girls?

>>138774502
Well, they do tend to design female dwarves as abnormally strong cute girls.

>>138774493
You made the effort to add punctuation but not capitalisation?

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>>138774502
are you implying that male dwarves cant be cute?

>>138774618
>implying something that niche would ever make money

>>138774609
>capitalisation
>s
Kill yourself Achmed.

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>>138774618

>>138774665
As expected of dumb Americans.

>>138774609
great job missing the point. figures for a dumbass non-american.

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>>138774665
>Achmed
>>138774720
>capitalization

I wish so hard for Trump to straight you up.

>>138775164
I'm angry about memes.

>>138775022
still missing the point, bitch.metal gear, mario, halo.
now go cry some more about the mean /v/ posters bringing up video games.

Would you watch a series about a dwarf harem protagonist surrounded by elf girls that want his dick. But he hates elves and just wants to mine ore and drink ale?

>>138774355

Obvisouly havent read meshi