HOLY SHIT THIS SLUT WAS STRAIGHT UP GOING TO GOUGE HER BROTHER'S

>Koyomimonogatari

>another monogatari

Well fuck.

>>138773772
10 minute episode web-series. It's all bad quality because it's streamed but it's quick.

>>138773736
>Almost kills him with a crowbar to the head because he won't wake up
>Plans to stab him with a knife for bathing with a loli
>Tries to stab him with awls for brushing Karen's teeth
>Breaks his toe for mentioning that the Fire Sisters might disband.
>Almost pokes his eyes out for trying to take a bath before her

This is pretty standard fare.

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>>138773736
>mfw I just now realized that Karen and Tsukihi still don't know about Shinobu

>>138774329
You'd think Araragi would introduce them and proclaim himself loli overlord so they have no choice but to obey him always.

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>>138773736
>/a/ hates crab for playfully teasing Araragi
>/a/ loves bird despite her attempting to murder him on multiple occasions

>>138774329
Tsukihi would flay his penis and Karen would do a knee drop to sever his spine if they found out he had a loli slave.

>>138774415
>playfully teasing
Did you not watch Bake?

>>138774415
Crab didn't playfully tease Araragi at first, she straight up threatened and hurt him. Even after they started going out, she was still prickly and insecure and made very real threats. It took her a while to chill out and go full deredere.

>>138774478
His point still stands though, Araragi's life has been endangered more often by Bird than by Crab.

>>138774415
Bitch is a bitch, there is no love in her heart

>>138774503
how can you still say that after how much she changed after dating koyokoyo

>>138774415
I dislike crab because she's kinda boring and faded into irrelevance. Plus it's hard to become habituated to qt incest 2 DV boogaloo.

Reminder she's a parasite who killed the real Tsukihi whilst in the womb.

>>138774492
I ain't denying that, just saying Crab was not always playful.

reminder this entire series is shit.

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>>138774547
We don't talk about that here.

>>138774547
holy fuck

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>>138774547
which means nothing since nothing is explained
what is real tsukihi in the first place, not her genetic material appareantly

>>138774415
No I feel nothing for crab and love bird because she is and has always been best girl in all regards.

>>138773736
Didn't Hitagi do this same shit?

>>138774574
Well then, time to switch to snail

>>138774329
But Tsukihi saw Shinobu.

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Tsukihi has problems, yeah. After Koyomi maxes out the Karen route I assume he'll move onto her and sort that out I guess.

>>138774329
>>138774397
Araragi doesn't want to involve them in all the oddity nonsense that he gets mixed up with. Araragi not wanting Tsukihi to learn the truth about her existance is understandable enough too.

>>138774415
>/a/ hates violent tsundere bitch who is not pure
>/a/ loves jealous yandere little sister who would die for onii-chan
whats the problem?

>>138773736
Yanderefags will defend this.