Sanctuary from newfag retards losing their shit about notNTR in Erased. Post BEST Explosions HERE.
>By pure accident you end up saving a succubus
>As a token of her gratitude, she offers you a high quality dream free of charge
>The catch? You have to describe your dream in 5 tags
What are they?
Okay what the fuck happened in Erased and what does it have to do with Konosuba?
why does she have a bra? bras dont exist in that world
>Okay what the fuck happened in Erased and what does it have to do with Konosuba?
nothing, newfags shitting bricks cause some bitch got married and had a kid while MC was in a coma. It has nothing to do with Konosuba.
Which is why this thread exists since there are like 20 erased threads with sperglords losing their shit right now polluting /a/, hence this sanctuary from their idiocy with the pure pleasure of EXPLOSION!
I want to follow the path of explosions, where do I sign up?
You gotta show us your mana pool if you wanna follow the path first. And do it quickly.
Kayo a slut and no more megumin next week.
yes, but Konosuba OVA in 2 weeks. hold out a little longer /a/non
OP of the other thread here. I sincerely apologize for my poor attempt at a thread. Idiots and memelords are all over it now like how fried chicken attracts niggers.
That said, have a cute Megu.
I hope you learned a lesson about ignoring things that are annoying instead of insulting them.
You treat it like a tripfag. Filter and ignore.
Take me away sweat dream and don't ever wake me up
I just want tender sex with megumin
mmmm, 5 fetish to fuel the dream...
yeah, i'd want megumin /a/
EPIC DUDE XD
Post crimson demons whose names contain the letter A.
You know, im an ass man but every time she was on screen i just had to pause and take it all in.
God damn she's hot.
Watching for her reaction on the last tag would be worth it. I'd put handholding for second last, but then she might be expecting it.
paizuriwith naizuri, depending on the succubus.
7/10 but you cheated
didn't mean to post that first reply
So she'll pull a Megumin and have me carry a succubus around on my back? I can live with that.
Extra points if the succubus can't magically drain essence and needs to work harder because the dream is unerotic.
Anyone else waiting for sky to complete volume 7 of the fanfic before reading it? Dat delayed gratification.
>it's not 2 weeks
>it's 2 months
I can't fucking cope with this. Not to mention manga update is slow as fuck, reading fanfic seems more tempting with every passing day.
Now that S1 is done, which volume should I start reading at?
Or did I miss anything important from the novels?
flat chest tan lines forced exhibitionism pubic hair
No, Yunyun is an underperforming student who isn't getting with her peers proper. She needs guidance and I want to see her succeed and be happy.
You depraved degenerate, get out of my classroom!
I can't find a tag for it but
Don't remember but it's a tank with several chapters, it's the first one with a few colored pages, the girl is very thin and wears glasses and the story is that she just can't stop sucking her teacher's dick even when another teacher shows up so they double penetrate/spitroast her for hours, but she's still not tired while the teachers are half dead. It was pretty hot. I think it had that lovely happy sex story with the Watamote lookalike, too.
does this show ever get funny? I watched three episodes and I'm not feeling it.
why would i make my own when i can link this post
>Loli twins, one is a delinquent and the other is honor student
>they change clothes and impersonate each other
>delinquent girl finds out her sister is fucking their teacher and she is losing her mind unable to process it
>honor girl meets up with delinquents boyfriend and takes his virginity
>turns out delinquent girl is a big wuss and honor girl is a depraved sex fiend
>they both become the sex toilet for the school's teachers
Find it, it's pretty good.
This was NTR
>hand holding >kissing >blowjob >paizuri >ntr
> lovely happy sex story with the Watamote lookalike
The first thing that comes to mind is Dr.P's Ren'ai Stampede, but it didn't have the other stuff you mention. The only other thing I can think of would be Imako, but the only "lovely happy sex" in that one was in the prequel and possibly the last/bonus chapters, the rest was all druggie-rape-NTR-fantasy or whatever.
Real mages casts Explosion without needing a staff.
>I have trouble believing anyone finds that picture be well drawn or attractive.
no matter how akward or derpy that picture is, it's a million times better then the sperglord ntr shitstorm elsewhere.
>people don't leave the novice starter town because of the easy access to demon sex.
Hoping they give s2 a 26 episode treatment and filling up all the gaps. They didn't mention the old guy didn't had funds for Destroyer since he used that money to make vidya games.
When you think about it, this beginner's town seen a Dullahan, Wiz, Haust, Vanir, a Hydra and Destroyer. There's even a lich in a nearby dungeon.
Also as of now there are monsters like Wiz, Vanir and Chomusuke around, I wonder who's fault it is.
>Asanagi even as much as a little close to Megumi, Aqua and Wis
There will be hell to pay
It also has the Succubus shop there. What a great way for a Demon Lord to hide a pack of his spies inside the city! The local men will even defend the spies, and willingly submit to have their life force drained to sustain them. Whoever thought this up is a genius.
Really? How does this make you feel then?
I don't think he's done a Shirobako doujinshi yet despite drawing a bunch of fanart for it. Victim Girls is usually one series per book and Asanagi usually only puts out a one each Comiket, plus a smaller booklet of miscellaneous porn and such; not every series that he draws fanart or even porn of gets the full VG treatment.
>those chubby cheeks
My theory is that he makes them fluffy like that so the characters won't hurt their hands when slapping them.
> Desiree is a man's name, and I'm a man!
This man has been at the succubus shop for years to be able to mature and cultivate his tastes to this level.
A true patrician and artist of dream smut.
>we are getting an OVA
>we are getting a second season
>succubus doujins are nearly confirmed
What a great time to be alive
Any more of these? Chibis are always sweet to collect.
I'll dump what I have
You luckily responded right as I returned
Dorkness will never get a doujin, right?
Last one I have, I'm missing Wiz by herself at these sizes.
This is true but I don't want to rape Darkness, I want to rape Megumin.
While I'm at it I want to rape Aqua and get away with it by telling her "It's just a prank", and she'd believe me.
Sweet, thanks Anon. I'll probably just ask for any new ones in some other thread after a month or so.
why did I read this with aqua's voice when she was doing that sketchy recruitment testimony
Is really funny how she got ignored in the recent one
But Dorkness is an useless crusader only good for her slutty body
I'm actually drawing half-lewd Darkness right now. Will post when it's finished.
shields ain't actually for pussies
Probably something like Engineer or strategist, I built a repeating crossbow for kicks as a teenager and play pretend general in
It makes no sense for a non-superagility build and for agility builds bows, daggers, or rapiers are superior.
You can parry with a shield you know
Some kind of edgy loner class, so i can be cool, and get my own crimson semen demon
Yeah but if you're halfswording you're already using a sword that can be used with either one or two hands aka hand-and-half, nobody halfswords with a shortsword
I'm talking shit like Keereetou pre dualwielding bullshit
Half-swording also looks fucking stupid.
Spears are peasant and butt-fucking homo Greek pedophile weapons. Manly men like pirates and samurai and all the other cool people used one sword.
If a NEET like Kazuma and Buzucoily can, i'm sure that just for being cool and mysterious, i'd get a crimson demon
Yeah, two-handed swords, not a one-handed sword with a free hand.
Pirates have used weapons ranging from ramming triremes to fire pots to spears to swords to cannons, they're just bandits on boats.
>spears are peasant Greek...
Hoplites were required to carry swords.
This is probably the closest you can get to Asanagi vanilla.
>Talking shit about half-swording
Peasant scum detected
>sword vs spear debate
Finally, something to break up the hentai tag posting.
Spears were the first line of defense weapons, swords were a final fallback incase your infantry was so awful it allowed people to get that close to you.
They were mostly status symbols for officers.
Lovely show and best ED of the season, looking forward to summer and Season 2
So what's Kazuma's trial like? Please, please tell me that a bunch of innocuous forgotten characters he's wronged are brought in to provide statements on his character. Like the three background girls say how he's a pervert who violated and abandoned young girls and the hero guy says how Kazuma stole and sold his sword.
I absolutely love fantasy trials like that.
>They were mostly status symbols for officers
That's bull, many nations fielded swords in massive quantities e.g. the middle two lines of the Roman maniple system and the Iberian and Gallic celts. Swords are highly versatile and useful weapons, spears simply benefit massively from formation but that leaves them vulnerable to getting outflanked and shit
unless they're in hollow square formation
Some like that, and Chris bad mouthing him
I too browse reddit fellow forchaner
Well, yes. Spears are infinitely more useful and practical in any kind of organized warfare and history demonstrates this time and time again. They're simple and effective and universal.
But they don't look as wicked cool when you're fighting monsters in fantasy land so fuck 'em.
I never understand why people think realistic medieval fighting isn't cool. I mean, it sure isn't very flashy, but I think it's far more interesting and unique to watch than people give it credit for.
>this is the original and not just a christian imageboard edit
Anon, i think that you are a bit gay
I don't have any romantic notions about medieval warfare. Whole thing seems stupid and inefficient compared to what the rest of the world was doing at the time.
Plus modern day medieval combat LARPers just look like lunatics.
>Lilith!Vanir riding Kazuma while still speaking in ye olde tongue
>Thank you for this, there is literally like 10 boku dake threads and it's fucking annoying
your welcome. The old thread was like an oasis in a sea of shit, so when that hit it's bump limit it only seemed right to keep the sanctuary going.
Moribito had cool looking spear fights
Of course that was humans fighting humans
Vanir is really the best bro
>When I left Axel, Vanir said to me:
>“At the destination of thy journey, there will be a time when thy comrade share their doubts and approach thee for advice. That comrade will change her path according to thy words. Thou should consider it carefully and give an advice
thy would not regret.”
Well most swords are one handed because they're either meant to be used in tandem with a shield or for balance reasons like sabers, rapiers and the like. But if you mean using like a zweihander in one hand is stupid. Although I wouldn't get triggered over it but to each their own.
No, as in using a one-handed sword without a shield is retarded. Not a rapier, which is meant to be one-handed and doesn't work in actual (read: armored and armed) combat anyway. Just a one-handed sword. It's like Kirito's fighting style, it looks epic and kool but it's worthless and generally retarded.
I'm a chink, I know all about that stuff.
Only the chinks were using that at the time, nobody else knew how to make that stuff.
Calm down, I was a calm man.
That’s right, once I return to Axel, I would be able to enjoy my life every day.
Stop struggling and run away, live a carefree life back in my home—
No matter how much I tried to convince myself, the times I spent with Iris appeared
before my eyes like a carousel.
Iris who was moody after I bullied her.
Iris who listened with sparkling eyes as I recounted the tale about purifying the lich
in the dungeon.
After being instigated by me, Iris stole snacks from the dining hall and was warned
by Claire in the end. Even though she felt a little guilty, even though she was scolded
together with me, Iris looked a little happy.
The angry Iris who came to get back at me after she told some nonsense I made up to
her vassals arrogantly and became a laughingstock.
Finally, Iris who answered this to my question—
“This is the first time I’ve met someone like you. Everyone keeps on their toes
around me and showers me with concern. Only one person was lofty, rude,
merciless, and taught all sorts of weird things to me, despite me being royalty. He
even went all out to compete with me without any semblance of an adult…”
That doesn’t sound like a compliment at all
“But I am listing out the reasons I like you though?”
But that kid likes me the way I was.
— I didn’t understand why I want to stay with her so much.
Or why she sticks so close to me.
No matter what, Iris would become a more matured princess a few years later.
She wouldn’t want to meet a suspicious man with such a large difference in status by
No, from the moment I leave the capital, our ties will disappear.
Thinking about it this way, this was the last night I would be looked up to like an
Dammit, she's really going to win the Kazumabowl. Also loved this monologue so much I dunno why though.
How would you even go about making that? You would need a large gas and fuel container, a trigger and a valve attached to a hose. And flamethrowers only last a about 2 minutes. It makes it pretty bad as a spear considering the movement will be hindered. I know your fucking with me by the way but I think dissecting this shit is fun so indulge me.
It's known as a 'huo qiang' lit. Fire Spear, it wasn't really a flamethrower so much as a small and shitty gun combined with a spear for a slight edge over enemies without the shitty gun.
I have no fucking idea what a gunblade is. The way they were used (which was not actually that often) was more or less spearwall but with an underpowered arquebus volley before the enemy closed to disrupt ranks and cause panic. It was also a good way to defend cities.
A rapier was actually quite effective against armored opponents because it was easy to thrust into gaps in armor. Using a two handed sword you can't have a bladed stance which was very popular and effective because it gave you're opponent less of a target. Honestly not many people used two handed swords, it wasn't rare but it wasn't common either. Cavalry would commonly practice one handed sword fighting. Also Kirito uses two swords of equal length which is so retarded I feel like I shouldn't even have to explain it. Also personally I don't think it looks cool at all.
I'm talking Kirito pre-dual wielding which is your super rad super cool one-hand-free-one-handed-sword.
>cavalry would commonly practice one handed sword fighting
Cavalry fighting is not infantry fighting which is what we're talking about, I've only rarely seen heroes on horses.
Why? It's exactly the same as a spear but it has a surprise musketball inside.
Would you sell your daugther for 300 M and snacks?
Well in actual battlefields with infantry you won't find that because everyone with a one handed weapon should naturally have a shield. However it was popular in 16th, 17th and (some) 18th century dueling. Although I wish cavalry would get portrayed more in anime they were rad as fuck.
>Although I wish cavalry would get portrayed more in anime they were rad as fuck.
Cavalry are quite literally only good for their charge, they get assraped once they get into sustained combat with infantry.
Until next season.
That's not how it worked if there was an accusation with no witnesses a trial by combat would ensue. The accuser would duel the accused. I'm not saying it was fair but it wasn't that stupid.
>that utterly shoddy articulation
>especially as it ends
Boxing Ring FFM Defeated Reverse Rape Impregnation
enjoy your jail time degenerate
nah its good, I got what you meant from the gif.
I think its better with the gif instead of the image you meant to post. I had a good chuckle, as I am also a man of fine tastes like yourself.
How did anyone survive this?
whether you cum or not depends solely on your molester :^)
>you will never dominate Dustiness so hard that she gets
swept awaywith pleasure
God help you, you sick motherfucker