You have to kill one of them and deal with the other two. Wat do ?

>>138762388

Don't know why anyone would pick anything but the middle one.
Asuna = perfect wife
Kirino = perfect imouto

Kill Asuna. Live terrible life bullied by imoutos.

I can't wait.

>>138762388
Umaru is the only choice. Asuna is alright and Kirino can fuck off but not to the point where she needs to get shot.

>>138762519
>Kirino better than Unaru.
Kill yourself.

Kill Umaru, Asuna knows how to cook and housekeep, and Kirino ain't THAT bad if she doesn't obsess over you.

>>138762388
shut up hiki you're not funny

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>>138762388

>>138762388
I see two waifus and a hamster. Kill that one.

I don't know the girl on the left and the other two are imoutos that can be spoiled and romanced so the unknown girl gets to die.

>>138762388
kill kirino
chain asuna and use her as a sex slave
play with umaru and spoil her all day

>>138762388
Kill kirino

Kill Kirino. Imouto Umaru. Tell Asuna to fuck off.

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>>138762388
all 3 are a cute, A CUTE

>>138762388

Kill the middle, and deal with Asuna and Kirino. Fuck umaru shitposters

>>138762388
Umarun is from an actually good anime, so.

>>138763190
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>but ur incorrect and u have shit taste

>>138762388
Kill Umaru because although she's a decent character her fanbase is really annoying and her front page usurping of Chaika and her constant crying have to stop.

>>138762679
I don't get it.

>>138762679
those are usually called numbers.

>>138762388
You use the bullet to kill yourself because they all come from shit-tier animes

Asuna was fucked by both tentacles and her brother.

And I don't like damaged good.

>>138762388
Umaru, that's not even a question.

>>138762388
Well, Kirino is the most perfect being in the universe, hanging out with her would be lots of fun and if she could be my imouto it would be lots of sex
So fuck it, I kill the other two.

>>138762388
Waifu asuna, kill kirino, use umaru as a punching bag

>>138762499
this is the only logical conclusion

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Kill Kirino.

Asuna has literally no personality, which makes her presence negligible.

That leaves me with Umaru as a daughteru.

>>138762388
They're all annoying

>>138762679
I forget. I know IPv6 are called Octets, but I forget what IPv4 are called.

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>>138762388
But what if I don't mind all three?
They all have their redeeming qualities.
Even Kirino, but only in the LN.

>>138762388
Kill the used goods.

>>138762388
Kill Asuna
>SAO is a terrible cancer that eats away at your life and brings nothing but makes you constanly aware you have cancer
>Umaru is also cancer but a cancer you have livid with long enough that it doesnt really get you down
>Kirino is a cancer that just stays in your system that you just stay unaware of and it just dormant

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>>138766526
Umario is a cute daughteru

You know all 3 are really easy to deal with?

Kirino u french fag

>>138762388
Kill UMR

Make Asuna a sex-slave and send Kazuto DVDs in the mail of her slowly growing to like it

Force Kirino to play through the boring parts of my eroge, and have her get me when the actual sex happens, where we kind of masturbate the other the other while watching

>>138763179
how can u say that, she is a NEET just like u

>>138762388
Kill the whores on the left and right. Protect the Umarus.

>>138762388
Kill OP
Buy geimu for UMR and Asuna
Fuck Kirino

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>>138762388
Kill all of them together with my true love.
Then impregnate her.

>>138777052
Fuck off.

>>138762388
I'd harem all three of them.

Can't I just play vidya with all 3?

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>>138766526

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Why I don't know, Phillip. What?

>>138762388
Kill Kirino, bully the others

>>138762388
Marry Kirino
Kill the other two

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>>138777662

>>138762388
They're all someones daughter and they're all fictional

>>138762679
Octet? Network ID?

>>138762388
>in common
They're the most awful kind of waifubait.

>>138768921
That's a really shit misleading summary of vol3. Kirino gets sick because she stupidly and selfishly pours water on herself during the christmas date. Neko expresses sympathy for the thief but never joins her side. It had nothing to do with kyousuke's embarrassing outburst

>>138778618
>elfishly pours water on herself during the christmas date
Now that's a funny word construction. Yes it was stupid but how the fuck can that be selfish? Also she didn't get sick immediately after that but a few weeks later.
>Neko expresses sympathy for the thief but never joins her side.
Reread the last few chapters, at one point she does. If not for Kyousuke being resolute Kirino might not have gotten her novel back.

>>138779202
It's selfish because she doesn't think about the trouble it could cause kyousuke or anybody else.

And I think you need to reread that chapter. Neko goes on a rant about how much she hates Kirino but at no point does she actually change sides. If anything she's just trying to get fate to admit her crime by sympathising with her feelings. She then ends on “But, that is that.” at which point kyousuke begins his rant. https://oreimothetranslation.wordpress.com/volume-3/chapter-4/chapter-4-8/

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>>138762388
Kill the fucking hamster.

Kirino
Umaru and Asuna are good at video games, so I can at least get entertained with that

>>138762388
Umaru for this reason >>138762443

>>138779823
That really is the wrong context to use "selfish". If she got sick and nothing else it wouldn't be a big deal. It's not like you purely live to not cause any trouble for others, that's pretty much impossible anyway. The "That is that" can be interpreted differently, neither that screencap nor you are completely wrong. I think Kuroneko couldn't bring herself to ultimately do the last step because she is too bitter and jealous so Kyousuke has to do it. Still a pretty shitty speech she gave there.

>“Hmph, to be honest, that girl rubbed me the wrong way from the first time we met. We never see eye to eye, and whenever she opens her mouth all that comes out is self-satisfied crap, and she always looks down on me… on top of that, this shitty cell phone novel that she just began writing a few months back is getting published? Don’t screw with me. Do you think I can actually bear something as absurd as that?”

>“… I could not care less what happened to that girl. You think I’m here to help her? Don’t even joke like that. Honestly, going through some painful experiences would be good for that girl.”

>“Ugh, she ticks me off. She really ticks me off. Whether I’m asleep or awake, she ticks me off. Everything in this world ticks me off. If only a bomb would fall from the heavens and obliterate everything.”