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This walks into your bar. Wat do?

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This walks into your bar.
Wat do?
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Nothing, I'd just stare into my drink and wish for the end.
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>>138760263
Be polite.
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>>138760263
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Battle maids are the best thing ever
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S.O.P.
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>>138760263
ask to my self when did i get a bar
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>>138760509
This.
Most perfect archetype ever.
But she gets extra points because
>tall
>glasses
>big oppai
>dark hair
>fugs her young master

Best. Girl. Ever.
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Get fucking furious because I yell "NO SHOOTING IN MY BAR TAKE IT OUTSIDE" but no one fucking listens because it's Roanapur and then a gunfight breaks out and then she drops a shit ton of grenades and then I have to rebuild my god damn motherfucking bar all over again for the fiftieth time mother fucking shit fuck
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>>138760263
offer her some milk
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>>138760305
This. Avoid eye contact at all cost and find an opportunity to sneak out of there before the shit erupts.
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>>138760263
Welcome to America, your plot armor means nothing here.
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>>138761273
cute blanket
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>>138761273
>saying this after she turned the american commandos to minced meat
pffehehahhahahah
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>>138761273
your gun is tiny
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>>138761273
>Not firing an M82 with one arm, from the hip, with pinpoint accuracy

Roberta is 100x more American than you are, pal.
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>>138762176
Is that an underbarrel Milkor MGL?!?
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