What is the most moe thing you did this week?

Masturbated to the Biyoris.

Held the door open for someone on the way out

I tired to light my Gatorade the other day. Like with a lighter.

I plushed when I went to the boypussi tag on exhentia

>>138750918
I want to masturbate with you anon.

Helped my niece order grilled cheese at a diner.

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>>138750737
WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS

>>138750918
came here to post this

>>138750918
It's going to be this, soon.

turned up late to class again

ama

Visited two prostitutes.

just ate like ten pickles, gonna hurl

>>138750737
Had a portion of my foot removed.

>>138751484
>>138751712
>>138751763
Why don't we all just jerk off to Biyori's together?

>>138751778
did sensei scold you

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>>138751778
DID YOU HAVE A CORNER OF TOAST IN YOUR MOUTH SENPAITCHI

>>138751778
Last week I got to class the second it started

Said s-s-s-saafe to myself and giggled.

It didn't matter Sensei was late

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>>138750737
I borrowed someone's pen.

>>138750918
which one?

>>138751778
How many toasts were you holding in your mouth at the time?

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>>138752330
OUT FUCKING SKILLED

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I've been reading up on vegetable gardening I guess.

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>>138752415
HOW IS SUCH A HIGH LEVEL OF SEXUALITY EVEN POSSIBLE

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I brought a used vrryyyyyyyystwatch and took one hour fixing it to my vrryyyyyyyystsize with good ol' dead n' gone gandpappas tools n shit. Felt über moe fo' show.

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Woke up very late, quickly washed up, then headed straight to work forgeting to put on underwear. My skirt wasn't that short so I think I was safe.

>>138751655
She gave her a vibrator

got my driver's license desu
~moe~moe~kyun~

>>138754293
Are you a male SE?

Got frustrated with my car for not starting and running it's battery dry.

Talked to my therapist about anime boys tripping onto girls and mimed fondling their breasts and motorboating them

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>>138754414
When you buying your first JDM tyte yo nipbox?

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Get food poisoning
>>138754802
>25 years

>>138754293
please be in london

>>138754883
How'd you get food poisoning?

>>138755078
bad eggs, senpai

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>>138754883
The tofu mobile is 30 years old lad

Dropped my napkin so I picked it up only to drop some food so I picked it up only to drop a plastic wrapper I was holding so I finally put all my stuff down to pick things up. Someone saw and chuckled.

Got teased by the cashier at the grocery store after asking if I could go grab an item I forgot real quick.

>>138755177
ALL THE EGGS?

>>138755325
YA BUT YOUR NEVER GETTING THAT JZX100 SENPAI

>>138753077
Wow such moe.

I drank some juice and got drunk

I got comically angry over a computer game for children

>>138750737
Nothing. ;_;

>>138755471
Such is life in freedom land.

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Accidentally wore a skirt to work I guess

>>138750737
Wow, who talked her into dressing like someone her actual age?

>>138750737
felt embarrassed over pure love between a fox and a bunny

Pouted to myself because my Steam friend doesn't talk to me as much anymore.

>>138756581
I think the fox was eating that bunny

>>138754802
Fuck I love 80s/early 90s compact cars.

I don't do anything moe because I'm a gross degenerate.

Gave up on the future.

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>>138756651
I know, right?

I tried to make a twitter to make Internet friends but got embarrassed by the tweets and deleted it within the day.

>>138754802
sorry but I prefer American desu senpai
but I'm not totally against a Nippon car

I tried to eat a choco cornet but took twenty minutes to decide if I should eat it from the top or bottom.

I got beat up by my girlfriend.

I was high as fuck and she cuddled me until morning.

>>138758274
Pussy ass beta.

>>138758776
agree with his guy
>>138758274
you're a faggot. not cause she beat you up, because you didn't break up with her for being abusive

>>138750737
W-what's Renge going do do with that

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>>138757156
This hits a bit too close to home.

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>>138751778
I was late to a class I teach again

I manscapped with my brother's razor.

I kyaaaaaaa'ed this morning