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I've been given "homework" for anxiety therapy.

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I've been given "homework" for anxiety therapy. Somehow therapist found out that I like anime.

I have to watch one of those anime with really awkward scenes that get people to pause the episode. Should I watch Watamote for high level awkward bullshit or something else? She seemed to want me to watch something with 'sex awkwardness' because she got me to explain that scene where a guy falls on a girl and honks her chest.

What's a really uncomfortable anime to watch in this regard? I can't just go rewatch anime at random until next wednesday.
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>>138734675

what the fuck kind of therapist do you have?
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>a guy falls on a girl
To-Love-Ru, of course.
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boku no pico
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>>138734675
pls explain
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>>138734694
Every time I go in there she watches me as I talk until I somehow am visually uncomfortable with what we're talking about and then she starts to head in that direction aggressively. I don't remember how she got me talking about anime because I was too flustered and upset about it happening at all.

>>138734696
I wondered about rito, he's literally the embodiment of "whoops I fell into the vagina"
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You sound cute OP. You should become my wife, I'll take care of you.
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>>138734719
?

I'm anxious and a previous shut in with a part time job but am still mostly incapable of functioning IRL so I've been assigned a therapist. I don't know what else I didn't explain.

>>138734733
I'm not sure if gay roleplaying is worse than the fact that I'm blogging this shit at all. I feel ashamed as hell being on here this many years and blogging something anyway.
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>>138734753
Cute, I'd love to make you blush.
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>>138734765
Pls go
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>>138734822
No you.
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>>138734724

well just remember, she's probably herd worse than whatever it is you can come up with
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>>138734675
Marathon Madoka and LoGH, then return and inform her of the benefits vs cost of political ideologies that conflict with each other and further explain how the impact of conflicting political ideologies can actually lead to further de-stabilization of a nation if its leadership is faulty which in turn causes a higher rate of depression overall. Then go onto explaining how if the universe is about balance that it would stand to reason that emotional well-being would have a major influence on universal stability and that succumbing to physical desires and earthly emotions is actually more damaging to the entirety of existence and that trying to push you into situations that cause you to battle with temptation is harmful.
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>>138734675
>She seemed to want me to watch something with 'sex awkwardness' because she got me to explain that scene where a guy falls on a girl and honks her chest.
>>138734724
>I somehow am visually uncomfortable with what we're talking about and then she starts to head in that direction aggressively

Sounds like she wants the dick, senpai.
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>>138734877
What if she's a futanari with a huge uncut cock and actually want to fuck him aggressively?
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>anons alone in a room calling each other cute with the numbers increasing
kinky
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>>138734877
>I'll never be able to tell her that I picked her as a therapist not because of her skillset but because she was hot and young when most therapists are old
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>>138734696
>not Keit Ai

You had one job, anon
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Oreimo have some pretty uncomfortably awkward scenes. Especially the one by the end where Kirino and Kyousuke have a lover's quarrel in public, they are pretty loud and emotional and doesn't try to hide the fact that they are siblings.
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>>138734870
Maybe madoka is a good idea anyway since I dropped it at ep3
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>>138734724
>Every time I go in there she watches me as I talk until I somehow am visually uncomfortable with what we're talking about and then she starts to head in that direction aggressively.
Jesus Christ that sounds traumatizing. So how many times have you talked to her about posting on /a/ in the wee hours of the night?
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Eiken, Mars of Destruction, Skelter Heaven, Virgin Fleet/Gall Force, Ninja Cadets, Human Zoo

For maximum cringe, take your younger sister and brush her teeth while watchin you-know-what.
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>>138734877
>Your underclassman will never has an ass as good as Kanbaru's
>Your underclassman will never have a ladyboner for your girlfriend and attempt to kill you, then immediately follow up with attempts to seduce you
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>revealing your power level to your therapist
Surely you've already reached tangible levels of awkwardness.
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>>138734936
Serious talk, if you're suffering from depression or can't into happy thoughts on a whim, it will drag you down. I mean, drag you ALL the way down.
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>>138734724
Why would you get flustered and upset over talking about anime?
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>>138734675
Funabori best girl
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>>138734916
Finds a way
>>138734922
Because I want to explain incest undertones to my therapist
>>138734939
Haven't talked about 4chan yet. That would be a nightmare
>>138734962
It was awful. I did lots of defensive posturing and fear laughing apparantly, I also ended up sperg ing and told her to stop saying anime movies and just say episodes
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>>138734675
watamote
i lost after 4 episodes
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>blogshit
>rec thread

Report
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>>138734985
Talk to her about 4chan, it's clearly the next step.

Be the bridge from weebs to normalfags.

To be fair I'm sure she'd rather deal with you than say someone whose suicidal or has aggressive tendencies.
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>>138734985
>I also ended up sperg ing and told her to stop saying anime movies and just say episodes
Jesus, man.
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>>138734980
Not op, but I'm thinking that anime is still hugely regarded with a social stigma similar to proclaiming you still watch power rangers or cartoons from your childhood. Nothing is inherently wrong with it as long as you don't start measuring the works to stuff like Pride and Predjudice or Frankenstein, but there's still this idea that because it's "for children" that it somehow means you're not mature or something.
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>>138734980
>talking about weeb shit to real people doesn't make you uncomfortable
You'll never understand if I tried
>>138734978
I'm not that depressed just anxious and afraid
>>138735007
No
>>138735011
Kill me
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>>138734724
>Every time I go in there she watches me as I talk until I somehow am visually uncomfortable with what we're talking about and then she starts to head in that direction aggressively.
Does she teases your crotch with her legs while you talk or straight up plays with your dick?
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>you will never cure a weeb
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Not your blog.
Sage and report.
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>>138734985
>That would be a nightmare
She will find out about it. Maybe you should stop visiting /a/, if you don't want to have conversation about "people recommending you an anime with awkward scenes" or about all the gay ERPs.
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>>138734985
Is she hot? Ask her what's her favorite anime and recommend a few shows for her to watch
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>>138734985
Did you tell her about the jews and how the control the world with their global bank? Tell her about the rockefeller and rotschild families.
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>>138735020
Link her to this thread, she might gain some valuable insight.
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Tip your fedora and offer her a bowl of eggs. If she accepts she wants to fuck.
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>>138735024
>You will never have a femdom therapist
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>>138734985
You should talk to her about Haruhi. Ronnie-kun can't be wrong.
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>>138735020
>I'm not that depressed
>kill me
I'm getting mixed messages here, bub.
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>>138734675
>she got me to explain that scene where a guy falls on a girl and honks her chest.
Tell me that's the terminology you used
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>>138735007
This. Make her visit 4chan and play pretend with us.
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>>138734675
watch chuunibyou and try not to die
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>>138734724
Maybe she's aggressive because you didn't tell shit about yourself? And keep being secretive
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>>138735054
Classic.
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>>138735020
Dunno that you should watch something like Madoka, then. Maybe start off with stuff like GitS:SAC and Berserk (not even in the same ballpark in terms of genres and shit, but GitS will give you EUPHORIC levels of thinking and Berserk will probably give you something to identify with). Madoka isn't really for people who don't have their head right.
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>>138734901
Therapist can easily become the rapist.
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reminder you should all vote trump
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>>138735046
I thought abotu making a transcript but
>I only signed up for you because you were hot
NAH

also I'm not ignoring your sacrifice to the people who are actually recommending me things. And I apologize to everyone for this shamful display
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>>138735080
This could have been you OP if you weren't the submissive
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>>138735058
I did worse. I described things like face in between the chest and did visual groping motions and
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>>138735091
What if I don't live in America?
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Is she thick? Make her cosplay as your waifu. Tell her it'll help you open yourself if you talk to your waifu.
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>>138734675
If you are new to anime strike witches will make you pause the anime.
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>>138735116
where areyou from??
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>>138735080
>tfw you'll never talk about tsundere with your medical specialists
3D sucks
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>>138735112
>visual groping motions
I hope this thread is real. This is some funny shit.
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>>138735116
Rejoice and laugh at the amerifats.
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>>138735116
You do this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tXv_PJPycA
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>>138735127
I've been here for 8 years

>>138735139
It's real. She also asked me if I wanted to do anything like that and she made me explain that I want to grab girls boobs but not in contrived situations.

It physically hurt
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>>138735116
do it faggot
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>>138735126
Wouldn't it be way cuter if he dressed as his waifu and she roleplayed him? Or they both could be Tomoko and reenact the cringeworthy scenarios outside of the doc's office.
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>>138735026
I know a couple of tripfags that used to go to therapists, oh lord yeah. Maybe OP is one of them, pretty shit thread still.
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>>138735152
> She also asked me if I wanted to do anything like that
She wants to fuck so bad.
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>>138734955
>She will never be baffled by the fact you locked the door and beg you to let her bathe with you and wash your body from head to anus.
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>>138735093
Not your fault, OP. I used to be an awkward fuck, too, until I realized everyone is either a contrarian cunt or a dick-sucking faggot(Both in most cases) and you either try to be EUPHORIC and be awkward and lonely your entire life, or you adapt to the herd and learn to run with the rest. It's fucking weird because I used to be such a weird, lonely fuck that starting random conversations was difficult. Nowadays, I can do it with ease even if I have little to no understanding of the topic. I'm one-half cock-sucking faggot and contrarian cunt.
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Anyway I have to head to work now. Doubt the thread will still be up in 4 hours but nobody until then is me.
Sorry for the blog.
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>>138735018
Honestly, the only "social stigma" I experienced was from people I didn't really like to begin with so I didn't really care what they thought.
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>>138735181
Is she hot?

Answer me.
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>>138735112
>>138735152
I can't imagine how this situation would even arise. Sounds like a weird setup for a porno.
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>>138735116
You better not be some kid talking to a NHS 'counsellor'
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Itazurana Kiss is full of stupid scenes where the MC girl acts like a socially inept 4-year-old throwing fits all the time.
It was so incredibly foolish that I couldn't help but just laugh at the "drama" scenes. Especially the scenes with bitchslaps.
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>>138734675
Boku no Pico
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>>138735215
Bwhahahahhahahahaahah
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>>138735204
I already said so in the thread
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>>138735215
Only God knows where anon's therapist worked during her college years.
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>>138735152
>and she made me explain that I want to grab girls boobs but not in contrived situations.

lmfao
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>>138735148
>You will never have a qt Japanese girl make a video on youtube
>She will never refer to you as "senpai~!"
>You will never be as rich and self-assured as the Trump
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>>138734675
Is she a certified the rapist or therapist?
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>>138734696
I don't know, To Love-Ru was always far too silly to make me anxious. Oreimo and Watamote definitely struct that note a lot harder.
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>>138735257
The God Emperor of Mankind will make anime real.
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Your therapist is domming you man. I'm getting kind of turned on 2bh. Where can I get an aggressive and sexually suggestive councilor to make me blush and talk about cartoons.
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>>138735152
>she made me explain that I want to grab girls boobs but not in contrived situations.
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>>138735091
But why?
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>>138735176
>She will never openly claim to be your sex slave and cause your waifu to threaten bodily harm upon your person
>>138735195
I mean, it's easy to ignore people who talk bad about your interests if you have the confidence, but if you're like OP it's probably a soft spot because (and this is me with foot in mouth syndrome, probably) he's so withdrawn and views any opinions as unfair criticism.
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>>138734675
I don't think anything from Watamote besides episode 4 with naginata accident would suit you. Watamote is pretty mild in awkwardness, I doubt there are people who haven't experienced at least half of that show.
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One day she'll sit on our face and make you inhale her pussy scent.
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>>138735273
That, or push a bill that prevents shitty censorship and shittier localization and then declare anything that is moeshit and/or isn't pro-American is shit.
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>>138735346
I hope if he wins he lets all his voters have sex with Ivanka like he promised.

The longest gangbang in history.
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>>138735273
Not enough warp charges bruh
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My Little Therapist Can't Be That Sadistic: How I Seeked a Professional Help and Visited Dominatrix by Accident
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>>138735152
>She also asked me if I wanted to do anything like that and she made me explain that I want to grab girls boobs but not in contrived situations.

You sure she doesn't want the dick, anon?
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>>138735299
>he's so withdrawn and views any opinions as unfair criticism.
Says a lot about the typical anon, really. Some anon just take everything so personally that every little post that happens to be against their opinion have them replying like you've killed their grandmother.
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>>138735387
>You now realize OP is an anime.
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>>138735385
Shiet, I would watch that SoL.
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>>138734675
Wtf is this thread? It's interesting, but why does it exist?
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How are you all picturing OP's therapist? I'm imagining Chie-sensei from SZS
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>>138735421
A thick hot milf.
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Please do not sexually harass therapists. We get tired of dealing with it all the time. We are only after the money of losers.
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>>138735244
OP you've got to get her into animumango somehow.
Just recommend her your favorites and tell her why you like it and stuffs. Get her into josei or seinen stuffs if she thinks the medium is childish.
Hell, you can even get her into some fujoshit or otome stuffs.

Once you hooked her, the therapist-autistic dynamics between you two will change
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>>138735421
Black hair.
Pantyhose.
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I've got good news for you, OP. You sound like a harem MC, which means you are soon to discover loads of attractive girls who will throw themselves at you.
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>>138735457
A nice skirt that fully draws the figure of her hips.
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>>138735385
By XEBEC
Featuring Kobayashi Yuu as the sensei and Shimono Hiro as OP-kun.
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>>138735403
>SoL
We're just a the beginning here, the H will come soon.
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>>138735421
Ara ara cake onee-san
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>>138735434
>doctor-patient relationship
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My therapist somehow found out that I liked MLP years ago. Talking about anime, or anything I do or like really was fucking nothing after that.
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>>138735504
>Implying OP will get any action.
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>>138735518
Of course, I was talking about the LN.
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>>138734675
Could also go with an oldie like Love Hina. You have harem awkwardness for days.

Chuunibyou also works like >>138735064 suggested.
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>>138735516
dude


>>138735518
I'm sure his ass will get action.
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>>138735421
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>>138735419
Anon's imagination is that the therapist is hot because there's some BDSM type embarrassment going on.
If there's something /a/ likes more than anything, its bullying. OP's gif is appropriate.
Meanwhile I've been going to therapy for years and had four or so therapists and admitted anime to each one. Nothing of the OP's sort occurred.
I assume the therapist has a good reason for pushing this, they are supposed to push you to reveal your emotions and be uncomfortable so you're aware of what you're putting yourself through emotionally and logically. However, OP is too dumb right now to even realize its not about Rito slipping over pussy, its about OP not understanding his emotions and healthy ways of relating with people.

For his sake I hope he doesn't get into the pedo or trap stuff.
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>>138735476
Maybe he should ask for a group therapy? Then he could easily meet cute girls with special emotional needs and form his own psychoharem.
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>>138735172
I don't trip
-phone posting from my work
>>138735421
She's skinny not thick, for anyone fantasizing. She's also aggressive
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>>138735631
>She's skinny not thick, for anyone fantasizing. She's also aggressive

A flatchested tsundere? Would you let her fuck you with a strapon?
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>>138735608
Most people who need therapy are there because they are ugly or fat
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>>138735631
>>138735434
Please deliver OP, turn the tables and show her who's the master
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>>138734675
>>138734724
>>138734985
>>138735112
>>138735152
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>>138735608
>anime girls
beautiful and never forget perfect hygine despite personality issues it only makes them more enticing
>real girls
smelly, fat, various disorders, talk FAR TOO LOUD if autistic, don't talk at all if not, already had eight boyfriends all who dumped them for being crazy
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>>138735654
more like
>most people are ugly or fat
people in therapy generally aren't pretty because pretty people are busy drowning their sorrows in sex
I've seen a few though. There was even one that wasn't 'pretty' but she cleaned up well even in group and had a great personality.
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>>138735664
Obviously you idiot. You're comparing fiction with reality. You're like one of those autists from deviantart who make those shitty sonics OCs as immortal gods faster than speed and claims his char is way better than Sonic.
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Try and turn your therapist into a weeb OP then get her to post qt cosplay pics here
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>>138735664
>"Fuck this world and its people. Darkness is my only friend"
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>>138735654
>>138735664
Harem with ugly damaged goods would be original. Imagine disgusting yandere beast stalking anon all the time, smelly bipolar tsundere that sluts around to show MC that she doesn't like him, asexual kuudere that isn't dere at all.
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>Thread STILL not deleted

>No one has spammed dubs yet

What happened, /a/?

Also look at these duubles.
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>>138735776
Shall we spam loli to kill this thread?
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>>138735787
>We

Do it yourself little bitch.
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>>138735800
I will start then.
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>>138735421
>>138735631
>OP's therapist
Fucking hell, I want a LN about this shit >>138735385
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>>138735700
>You're like one of those autists from deviantart who make those shitty sonics OCs as immortal gods faster than speed and claims his char is way better than Sonic.
Aren't you far worse for making the comparison? I was just pouring water on a fire here.
>>138735755
wow
why did you even type that
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>>138735776
>offbyone.png
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>>138735152
>She also asked me if I wanted to do anything like that
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>>138735393
Welcome to the most contrarian image-board on the internet!
>>138735514
>That bitch
How could such a minor character be so shit?
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>>138735631
PLEASE BE TWINTAILED
PLEASE BE DFC
PLEASE BE ZR
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>>138734675
I think Daimidaler should satisfy your analrapist.
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>>138734724
>too flustered and upset about it happening at all.
Cute
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Great, now I want to fap to some femdom stuff. Thanks, OP.
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>>138735899
Spotted Aika anon.
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What if OP falls in love with her and she cucks him later? She'll make him his cute pet and force him to clean the creampies when she's finished.
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Now that I think about it, being a therapist for socially awkward betas would be the perfect profession for a sexually dominant female. She probably purposely steers the conversation towards sex every time so she can get off making OP squirm and blush.
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>>138734724
>I was too flustered and upset about it happening at all.
I want to bully anon and make sexual advances until you can barely say no.
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>>138736009
I want you to step on my dick and make me cum loads .
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Forget about anime and watch Peep Show.

Great show, but holy shit is it hard to sit through.
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im not sure watamote would be the best choice. I feel like the therapists point is to show that when awkward shit happens nothing really comes of it, in the hopes that it will reduce the anxiety you feel when doing things. Watamote is going to make you be more afraid of doing shit with its totally unrealistic outcomes.
if you watch it, you need to be paying attention to the side characters, not the MC.
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>>138736087
Really? I just thought it was really funny. Then again I identify with the both of them far more than I probably should.
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>>138735981
Would it pay more than being a dominatrix? I think the clientele would be less flaky.
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>next day
>"mam, I told my internet friends about you yesterday"
>"what did they said?"
>"nothing much"
>"really?"
>"yeah"
>"you're not hiding anything, are you?"
>"well, there one thing. but I think its inappropriate"
>"well, what was it?"
>"they said ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰᵗᵉʳᵉˢᵗᵉᵈ ᶦᶰ ᵐᵉ"
>"what, I cant hear you"
>"they said you might be interested in me"
>"uhh, what do you think?"
>"I.. ah.. don't know"
>"you're hiding it again"
>"no, I really-"
>*sigh*
>"well, maybe.."
>"maybe what?"
>[sweating_intensifies] "I.. kinda like you.. so it's like a bias to say I agree or something"
>"You like me, huh?"
>"N-no, like a person.. yeah"
>"But why are you saying it's like a bias?"
>"Well, ah.. maybe.. I do kinda like you?"
>"So, you really do like me, huh?"
>"Y-yes"
>"What part?"
>"What part, mam?"
>"What part you like me?"
>"Well.. your personality, I guess?"
>"How cliche.." *sigh*
>"But, I haven't met anyone like you!"
>"Ohh.. what part of my personality you like about me?"
>"A-an abrasive one."
>"So you like to be under huh."
>"Well, I ah.. ᵈᵒ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗᶦᵐᵉˢ"
>"You what?"
>"I do sometimes"
>"I do what?"
>"I do sometimes!"
>"what?"
>"I like to be under!"
>"I see, anon. I think what you showed me made an amazing development. Please see me tomorrow night so I can adjust your therapy."
>"T-thanks mam."
>*walk the dinosaur*
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>>138736087
>Great show, but holy shit is it hard to sit through.
This. I couldn't watch through the whole series. It was physically painful.
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>>138735089
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>>138734978
Madoka is not depressing, if you want something depressing go watch Welcome to the HNK
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>>138734675
>with really awkward scenes that get people to pause the episode
Fuck. I do that ALL the fucking time. It's worse with t.v. I swear I probably have GAD, unlike you and your SAD OP.

Good luck with growing and shit. Hope it works out senpai.
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>>138735631
She obviously wants you to lift her and powerfuck her.
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>>138736087
I should really finish this. I watched the first 3 seasons but I had to stop.
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>>138736727
> Welcome to the HNK
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>2016
>Anons now make daily blog threads and are allowed to

Guess I'll spam some irrelevant shit now then since everyone one is fine with it.
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>>138736815
>[irrelevance intensifies]
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>>138734724
HAHAHAHAHA sound like your therapeut is a dominatrix and is basically bullying you to get off.
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>>138734675
Start with golden boy.

It's got tonnes of stuff like that, but it's actually a decently written show with good characters.
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>>138736977
Hot. I'd pay for that.
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>>138736815
If you blog about interesting shit then I will subscribe.
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>>138736815
>dear /a/, today I got really upset that someone told an interesting story on my internet forum that was only sort of related to anime
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>>138735152
>She also asked me if I wanted to do anything like that and she made me explain that I want to grab girls boobs but not in contrived situations.
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>>138737659
>If you slap on the word anime then it becomes /a/ related

Guess people should talk about anime games and shit more here.
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>>138734675
Kill yourself
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>>138737721
I'm not saying OP's post is okay because it's sort of related to anime. I'm saying you're a fag for sperging out because it's only sort of related to anime. It's a fun story and if you had you're way we'd all be talking about moe shows for the fiftieth time today.
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>>138735653
Not flat but small
>>138735654
I'm 6'2" and not hideous
>>138735476
Doubt.jpg
>>138735608
I tried it once it was awkward
>>138735715
I thought about recommending some anime bit it would be a bad idea
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>>138737721
You don't seem to understand. He didn't come here to blog. He posted a situation where he needed some advice to get to some awkward anime, of course the situation he described is far more interesting than just discussing the shows he is asking about and as such some anons decided to ask for more information and context. Why? Because it is interesting, now OP may be lying or saying the true we will never know but you should get your stick out of your ass and let threads develop naturally and see where does it take you.

Some of the best /a/ moments comes from threads that go back and forwards with the discussion shifting topics, it generates worthy discussion, sure we can also ended up derailing threads and shit but that is better than to live in a world where you only create and echo chamber of opinions instead of being a place where opinions clash and mesh and interact with the others.
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>>138737848
How about you fuck off.

The faggot is even asking what anime he should watch. He has another board for shitty threads like this. Not every thread is moeshit you blind generalising fuck either.
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>>138735971
We actually talked about cuckoldry too.
Or cheating anyway
>>138736087
I hate 3d normie shows
>>138736746
Yeah it's fucking awful.

Anyway I can't believe this thread is still here. I probably don't have any more interesting stories about it.
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>>138738201
>He posted a situation where he needed some advice

>Advice

Boy i wonder what board is specific for this.
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>>138738173
Recommending anime would be good since she could then get some perspective.
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>>138738269
Getting her to see tomato freak out would probably be the most helpful
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>>138738256
So it turns you on to be her hubby and watch her get bred?
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>>138738290
Tomoko*
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>>138738262
advice, recommendation the same shit. Stop being a retard about it, is not like /a/ is 2010 /v/ or anything that bad.
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>>138738436
This thread seems to prove you wrong. Nothing against the occasional off topic blog bullshit thread but it really should have been deleted hours ago.
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>>138734724
>>138734675
>>138735112
>>138735152

For the love of god, please tell me someone is saving/screencapping this thread
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>>138734675
really should go balls deep, watch the incest episodes of yosuga no sora with your therapist
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>>138738471
Are you serious? I mean, you seriously believe current /a/ is in any way shape or form similar to 2010 /v/ level of offtpic bullshit?
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Why does this blog shit have almost 200 replies.
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>>138738503
This, if you aren't fitting your dick in her butthole to the hilt, you're not doing it right.
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>>138734675
Are you Ronnie?
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>>138738524
No but this thread is still silly.
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>>138735181
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>>138738534
Or it can be the other way around too. Her going balls deep in his butthole.
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>>138738173
See >>138735080
Learn from Ronnie. Even he is manlier than you. Step up your game.
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>>138734675
>I can't just go rewatch anime at random until next wednesday.
I don't see why not.
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>>138734675
Therapy is a rip-off. Just take meds, senpai
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Oh look, a recommendation- and blog-thread at the same time.
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>>138738623
t. Trustworthy Big Pharma representative
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>>138738623
Hehehehe good goy. Take these happy pills, they wont brainwash you and make you infertile or anything.
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>>138734675
Are there any H-anime with a therapist and a patient fucking? Go watch that together.
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>>138738672
>>138738674
Oyy vey dis is anuda shoah
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>>138738672
>>138738674
>paying someone $XX/week for them to psych you out, make you doubt yourself and milk you
vs
>paying $X/month for a pill that treats the problem directly and lets you be who you want
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>>138738747
Because meds have no secondary effects, right?
At least he's giving her shekels to a hot bitch.
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>>138734675
>Anxiety
>Going to therapy for it
I remember my first big boy job I had such bad anxiety I felt like my heart would literally explode.

Then I learned the job and it was easy.

Anxiety is a joke and so are people who try to use it as an excuse.
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>>138738798
Not usually any worse than what they're treating. Except meds for skin conditions; those have some seriously nasty potential side effects.

>>138738819
>Anxiety is a joke and so are people who try to use it as an excuse.
If you seriously think that, you did not really have anxiety.
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>>138738747
Do not take anti-anxiety or anti-depressant drugs.
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>>138738674
>Caring about being infertile
Why would you WANT kids
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>>138738819
Having anxiety a few times in your life isn't a sign of disorder. Anxiety disorders interfere with your daily life because no matter what you do, no matter where you are, you're constantly in a state of panic or high vigilance. It takes its toll after many years.

>>138738893
>Not usually any worse than what they're treating.
Certain SSRIs, stimulants, and especially anti-psychotics can be neurotoxic after taking them for a while.
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>>138738623
>>138738747
>therapy
>meds

Why are you guys so weak as to rely on these things when it comes to muh pseudo disorder in the first place?
Is it because the lack of family bonding in your upbringing?

Only murifats overuse these therapy and meds for needless mental bullshit.
Should have taken a psych degree and flew there to get me mad shekels.
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>>138738959
This.
Immigrants can just replace us, they're rocket scientists and shit.
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>>138738893
>Not usually any worse than what they're treating.
all my meds say
side effects: cancer, liver failure, heart attack, death
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>>138738798
>Because meds have no secondary effects, right?
Then try a different one. A lot won't work but if/when you find one that hits the spot it makes a huge difference.

Plus a lot of "side effects" could be double-edged swords, like having more or less energy. Personally, my SSRI makes me take longer to come, but when I do, wow.

>>138738909
Therapy is one step above joining a cult. It could be OK in some cases, but should never last more than 10 or 12 sessions, ever, or you're just getting milked.
>thinking therapy won't warp your brain
Pills don't have an agenda, they don't have biases, the don't care if you quit them.

>>138738987
>Is it because the lack of family bonding in your upbringing?
Yeah, basically.

>>138739017
Cigarettes and booze aren't meds, anon
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>>138735169
i want a fucking anime about this
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>>138739029
t. Shlomo Goldenblatt
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>>138735264
underrated
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>>138739029
Booze is meds for the soul.
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>>138734978
>baby's first deconstruction
No thanks
Madoka a shit
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>>138739046
>implying letting a person fuck with your head is better than letting a chemical fuck with your head
/pol/ pls, you're primitive biases are showing
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>>138734985
don't ever talk about 4chan you dumb redditor
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>>138739029
I didn't say to use therapy, just not to take the drugs.
>Pills don't have an agenda, they don't have biases, the don't care if you quit them.
Your body certainly will care, anti-depressants are horrible to quit.
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>>138738747
>Purely chemical, doesn't change the behaviours or environment that created dysfunction
>Cognitive, changes behaviours and by proxy the environment that created dysfunction

>Costs every use, most will be used for extended periods
>one time payment for life long skills, usually restricted by practice to 12 sessions at most

Ayyyy lmao, buy more pills dawg
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>>138739117
You can't fix the permanent effects of chemicals, anon.
A person telling you bullshit is nothing compared to that.
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>>138735421
something along the lines of an office milf like this with glasses
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>>138734675
Watch NHK, Kiss x Sis or Watamote. Unless she has to watch with you, then probably not NHK. If you watch KxS you can explain what you mean by contrived situations.
>"You see this shit doc, she just LIKES him"
>"What the fuck, and now he's falling intp her tits so hard she's probably married"
>"My god do I hate this bullshit"
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>>138739152
>You can't fix the permanent effects of chemicals,
Most neurochem changes have a level of plasticity. It's like ears. Unless you properly blow those fuckers out they're fine. If you don't maintain good NT balance via more, less or no chem then like a fag who went into to many mosh pits your shit will get fuzzy and terrible eventually.
Not agreeing with pills. Just clarifying.
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>>138739131
Fair enough. But sometimes it's not enough. A lot of times, honestly.

>>138739149
>doesn't change the behaviours or environment that created dysfunction
Not true at all. Your neural system is the core of the dysfunctional environment.

>>138739152
>You can't fix the permanent effects of chemicals, anon.
>implying the chemicals aren't doing the fixing
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>>138739199
>Fucking with your brain literally
>Fixing anything

I'm not buying your shit, Moshe Silverblatt.
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>>138739237
Honesly >>138739193 is a better response than mine.
>Fixing anything
But yeah, if you find a med that works it's great.
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>>138739199
>Your neural system is the core of the dysfunctional environment.
Patently fucking wrong. Neural systems are programmed environmentally be it through advanced cognitive inputs, basic/operant conditioning or literal environmental factors like dietary, exercise and air quality.
While NT changes may also effect behaviour adaptively there's no direct guarantee they will. Therapy directly addresses the potential causation and inherent predispositions that created the issue in the first place while tangentially treating NT balance rather than just shifting NT directly and ignoring all else.
Get fucking swerved.
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>>138739237
I dunno, I took adderall for a year and ever since I've changed for the better. Haven't touched it for years.
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>>138739029
you should probably not be trying to shill pills so hard to people who don't need them
I've gone most of my life without them and done pretty well, only starting in september
the first set caused major memory problems, I lost most of november.
the ones I switched to were just as much of a crapshoot and shrug from the doctor, who just throws pills at you while knowing nothing about them himself, but these ones haven't caused major problems, these ones just make me act less like a sarcastic dick, which for any potential side effects they could have caused, really not worth it.
meds should be treated as a last resort
therapy works for some people, it doesnt for others.

the first ones that caused memory problems didn't even have anything related to memory loss in their symptoms list, these sort of drugs are not well tested.
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>>138738623
Let's not try to solve a problem: better take drugs and "forget" about it!
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>>138739286
>muh plasicity
high five sweet jive
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>>138739366
Factually true.
I did say that if you kept it at unusual levels it would get fucked over time as well though.
If I didn't make myself blindingly clear I think pills are a supplement for extreme cases not a solution.
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>>138739286
>While NT changes may also effect behaviour adaptively there's no direct guarantee they will.
I've been saying this whole time to find a med that works. That's the premise.

>Therapy directly addresses the potential causation
No. Therapy is guided by people; the patient is too close to the problem and the therapist is too far.

>>138739326
The right meds make it much easier to make behavioral changes. The brain is in charge of thought and behavior. Therapy is backwards.
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>>138739326
>Therapy
>Trying to solve the problem
What a fucking joke.
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>>138739478
>I've been saying this whole time to find a med that works. That's the premise.
Except that's not the point. A med that works is one the lowers the symptoms. To make a horribly disjointed but no less apt analogy. It's like giving a kid who gets beat on numbing agent rather than teaching him how to throw a punch. Theoretically he's better off for the lack of pain but the cause is still there and unless the bully gets bored of hitting someone who doesn't feel it (which might happen, e.g meds internal symptoms creating external change) he'd be screwed the second he stops getting the numbing.

NT change via meds has global effects and mostly internal. For a robust treatment you should be aiming to create actual change for a patient. If the kid needs to be numb to take the punches before fighting back so be it. However being numb is NOT a solution. Merely an escape.

>wanky supposition
For someone who supports meds you're really not very evidence based there f//am
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>>138734675
>Somehow therapist found out that I like anime

>Not keeping your power level hidden even while revealing violent thoughts and a various anti-social behaviors
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>>138734675
Hello friend. She's just doing whatever it takes to get you out of your comfort zone and make you uncomfortable. The more you're exposed to it the easier it'll be, it's just to help you deal with the anxiety.
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>>138739594
>It's like giving a kid who gets beat on numbing agent rather than teaching him how to throw a punch.
Unless he's not actually getting beat, and he's just a giant pussy (due to childhood experiences or biology) going around flinching at every "microaggression".

Believing that the brain is somehow "naturally" proper is completely unfounded and unscientific.
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>>138736815
These sorts of threads were acceptable years ago, it's not even that much of an recommendation thread.

Do newshitters think that fucking every thread has to be a fucking general, or some low-hanging fruit like "ITT / what did he mean by this"?
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>>138739594
>>138739697
And here it comes, the dreaded analogy derail.
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>>138739697
It was an analogy. When did I ever express that I thought the brain was naturally proper.
Further there are nominal brains in both, activation, function and structure. That's why certain disorders have noticeable structure difference.
Get a fucking clue bruss.
>inb4 but I meant behaviourally
It's called being adaptive and it's VERY clearly defined as well albeit with filthy relativism.
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>>138734901
Even better.
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>>138734694

One who tries to relate, apparently.

It's better than most fags who just hand you some pills.

>>138734724

Ok, maybe not the best approach there.
>>
Anyone who is willing to talk about anime with normalfags is also a normalfag.
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>>138739850
>One who tries to relate, apparently.
It's literally a technique to normalise and slowly expose OP to normal social understanding by having them adjust to increasing levels of stress in mundane situations until they react appropriately.
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>My therapist is in love with me but we're both too shy to confess?
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>>138739760
>>138739764
Alright, to get away from the analogy

>>138739594
>A med that works is one the lowers the symptoms.
>you should be aiming to create actual change...[reducing symptoms] is NOT a solution
First, the symptoms are the disease in the case of something like anxiety. Second, the symptoms cause the behavior so trying to change the behavior without treating the symptoms is extremely hard, and setting the patient up for failure and making him worse.

>>138739764
>When did I ever express that I thought the brain was naturally proper.
You imply it when you assume the symptoms are somehow normal or natural, to go back to the awful analogy, that his pain response to a punch is normal and a med numbs him.

I'm saying he has an overactive pain system and the meds bring him back to the nominal level, which is clearly not your assumption.
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OP, as someone with severe social anxiety, i advise you might be better off watching YouTube videos of stupid chads embarrassing themselves in public.
Doing it through anime sounds retarded.
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>>138739237
Pills balanced me out, I'm a wreck without them.
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>>138739957
>First, the symptoms are the disease in the case of something like anxiety
Nope. Symptoms can be a result of a predisposition to a mediating behaviour. E.g I am social predisposed to debate -> I get alienation -> I fear alienation from interaction -> I fear interaction -> I become anxious. Curing the anxiety chemically doesn't fix the problem at all. You change both at once. Train the neuro via cog and alter behaviour directly and through it environment.
In fact, a heap of improvement on depression can simply be from running, no pills or return therapy required.

Getting pain from an injury is normal. The idea that he has an over reactive pain system is bassless and basically the only way to justify the way you think within the confound of the analogy. Let's say the pain IS nominal. What does that mean for his treatment from your stand point? Is it no longer appropriate to treat chemically as it's a natural response.
Fun fact: most maladaptive traits start as adaptive.
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>>138739989
Exactly
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>>138739985
Post something like that please.
I kinda want to watch that
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>>138734724
>then she starts to head in that direction aggressively
Sounds like flooding. It's a clinical method.
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>>138734675
....

Ryan is that you?
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>>138740096
>Train the neuro via cog
This doesn't work

>alter behaviour directly and through it environment
This also doesn't work

>a heap of improvement on depression can simply be from running
Yeah, by altering the brain's neurochemistry

>Is it no longer appropriate to treat chemically as it's a natural response.
>most maladaptive traits start as adaptive.
There's nothing sacred about the brain. If a chemical is helpful it should be used.
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>>138740211
It certainly is given that the homework is to force himself to watch awkward videos.

Get ready to make some new friends at work soon OP
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>>138735152
>and she made me explain that I want to grab girls boobs but not in contrived situations.
This thread is amazing.
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>>138734675

This must be some sort of new meta. There is just no way. I like you OP.
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>>138740241
>Yeah, by altering the brain's neurochemistry
But not through meds. You literally point it out just how easy it is to alter NT without direct influence. Fuck even breathing can regulate activation to some extent.
Yet some how, while both these things and more specific and cognitvely geared techniques can be in therapy, therapy doesn't work AT ALL.

You literally keep contradicting yourself and just claiming shit doesn't work because you're either not as informed as you pretend to be, actively ignoring the research or have a bias towards chems to the extent that you'll fight for your side regardless of the facts.
What a joker
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>>138740123
I do not comprehend what you are inferring.
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>>138740373
>But not through meds. You literally point it out just how easy it is to alter NT without direct influence. Fuck even breathing can regulate activation to some extent.
Again, you're drawing an artificial distinction between meds and anything else that alters neurochemistry.

Non-med interventions are often not enough, as the symptoms interfere with behavioral change.

I never argued against clean living or good habits, I've been arguing against therapy.
>>
Not OP but I was diagnosed with GAD last week and I've yet to pick up my zoloft. My anxiety doesn't quite cripple me like it used to when it was social anxiety. I have no problems going into big crowds now or traveling, two former causes of anxiety. But anxiety feels like a leaky lifeboat. I'll solve one cause and then another springs up.

Should I not pick up my prescription and just take a mushroom or LSD to solve my anxiety problem?
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>>138740459
This is not your blog thread. We are enjoying this thread because the OP has given us an interesting situation. Your situation is not interesting or unique. Fuck off and kill yourself.
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>>138740241

behavior therapy worked for me, friend. i live an anxiety free life, where i once had crippling ocd.
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>>138740373
>Meds don't work
>Therapy doesn't work AT ALL.

I'm not the other guy and I've only been glancing over your posts, but are you saying that neither way works and you're just fucked if you end up having one of the things those are supposed to help with?
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>>138740531

you have reading problems.
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>>138740438
>Non-med interventions are often not enough, as the symptoms interfere with behavioral change
I would disagree with how often it's required but I fully acknowledge that with some cases it is not enough to simply undergo therapy. Some times the subject is so maladaptive that they require direct chemical change before or simultaneously through therapy.
Meds on their own however may only cure purely chem issues or those that are so light in the first place that no major environmental or behavioural change was required.
Both are tools that are often required. They're also best used in tandem. While you put more stock in meds I put more stock in behavioural and cognitive change. It seems our only contention is which technique gets second best.
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>>138735421
I envisioned her as looking like short hair Bayonetta
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>>138735020
>talking about weeb shit to real people doesn't make you uncomfortable
Can confirm. I tried to talk to someone and he doesn't know much. Things went awkward after that.
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>>138740531
I agree meds alter NT. He said therapies didn't but agreed with me that running could. I was responding to that post by reaffirming that breathing, exercise and countless other techniques may, if appropriate, fall under therapy.
I get that it's a long chain of responses but all you needed was one post up.
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Jesus, I thought the OP was shit until I saw all of the crossies here.
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>>138740590
>I put more stock in behavioural and cognitive change.
Meds are the royal road to this. If >>138740518 were the common story SSRI's wouldn't be one of the most-prescribed classes of drugs.
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>>138740692
Not him but there is a wealth of anecdotal evidence (I have no articles saved at the present moment to support this) that displays nothing but negative outcomes from taking prescribed SSRIs--even in some situations, making the 'patient' worse off, gaining symptoms they did not previously possess and which may persist for years.

Popularity does not outright correlate to effectiveness.
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EPIC SIMPLY EPIC
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/a/ - Blogs and Medicine
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>>138740480
You first.
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>>138740810
Why isn't there a medicine board? We should just have /m/ merge with /jp/ and make that the board dedicated to medicine.
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>>138736105
She said she doesn't want me to change what i'm doing for now so I don't think she wants to prove anything yet. She wants me to experience and notice my weird feelings that cause me to pause awkward shit and then describe what I think during those times.
>>138738623
Meds make me worse
>>138738747
I pay 2 dollars a visit
The pills I was taking were 350 for 30 pills
>>138738819
I'm literally going to make it so I can handle my anxiety. I'm not using it as an excuse
>>138738959
I want kids m8
>>138739670
Yeah I know. That's actually part of why I made this thread. It feels incredibly bad to blogpost
>>138740230
No
>>138740322
I was beet red


Also why the fuck did my blog thread actually stay up? I don't understand why it hasn't been deleted yet. I'm quite impressed that it survived me going to work and occasionally replying via phone.

Was there anything in particular that I skipped over that you want an answer to?

Do you want me to tell how it goes after next Wednesday's appointment?
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>>138740692
>there's no politics in health science
kek
I mean you can't actually believe that the practised methods are purely informed by research. You can't actually be implying that after the two of us citing a general shared knowledge of the facts but still disagreeing.
People who can't understand science doesn't exist out side of the experiments, surveys and statistical implication, wherein the scientific method is applied, and that the rest is just hustle horrify me.


If things were run purely by evidence and statistics there would be far fewer cases of surgery involving low risk operations. But you know. Gotta train those interns dog. Who's going to miss an appendix?
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>>138740602
Imagine non tower long hair Bayonetta. That's what I was thinking.
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>>138740842
It fits in for /sci/.
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>>138740842
Please, it'll just turn into a bunch of /b/tards peddling weed and some /fit/izens talking about 'roids.
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Also to clear things up she is incredibly attractive for a 3D adult woman. I wish I could post a picture of her but I'm not clinically retarded and doing that would ruin my chances of continuing therapy.
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>>138740602
She has hair down to the underboob and has an angled face kind of like bayonetta but not quite so '3d videogame model'
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>>138740916
>I'm not clinically retarded

You posted this thread already, might as well post a pic of you cumming on her photo. Make some ebin memories for the newfag crossies.
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>>138740916
>would ruin my chances of continuing therapy.
>he actually has a picture
You know, ethically speaking, unless you do something violent or very illegal worst think that can happen is she recommends you to someone else.
>>
Test desu senpai
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>>138735093
You could've just said that was some random shitposter, or left it out of the transcript completely, retard
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>take SSRI gain 80 pounds about to hang myself, parents see me, send me to mental hospital for a year.

Don't take SSRI's
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>>138740959
I don't have that webm with the guy jumping up and then genuflecting on the ground but that's how I feel

>>138740971
I don't have a picture but hers is online on her website. Lots of therapists do this. I've just given too much info about myself and you could be like HEY THAT GUY WHO TALKED TO YOU ABOUT ANIME POSTED YOUR INFO ONLINE

>>138740977
This thread is far more massive than I anticipated anyway
>>
Also she's in her high 30's but she's a Mrs. so she can't be a cake since she's not 'uneaten'

I don't know if I mentioned but at the end of the session she mentioned how talking about sex in therapy was 'fun'
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>>138734675
Have them watch monogatari up to the toothbrush scene. And make sure to never give them any context.
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>>138741016
>This thread is far more massive than I anticipated anyway
This is a testament to just how tasty your particular brand of awkward and uncomfortable is. No wonder your therapist wants to fuck.
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>>138740857
Do it. I'm emotionally invested in this now. You're my new favourite SoL
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>>138741072
>>138741103
I'm not sure whether I should talk about me more since it's blogging and not even anime related anymore. I need to make a list of all these anime even though I've seen most of them
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>>138734715
when does it get awkward? It's pure love
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>>138734675

"I've been given "homework"

STOPPED
READING
THERE
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>>138741055
>I don't know if I mentioned but at the end of the session she mentioned how talking about sex in therapy was 'fun'
>sex in therapy was 'fun'
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>>138741120
Well yeah just do it after the next appointment. For now just watch your anime and eat your tendies i guess
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>>138741158
Not sure if you're reacting to the blog or what but I'm 27
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>>138741120
If it will be more animu cringe, it's good enough. Otherwise, don't.
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>>138740993
Don't try to hang yourself.
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>>138738524
Stop moving goalposts you little shit.

This thread is off topic as fuck and should be deleted.
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>>138735089
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>>138734901
one would hope
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>>138741120
I think you should talk to her about your favorite, most cringeworthy show and tell her why you like it, that should be a good exercise to be more confident about your autism.

>>138741055
She sounds like a sexually repressed milf, kinda hot if you put it in a 2d perspective.
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>>138735005
>announcing a report
I have bad news, anon.
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So these are all the cringe anime you can think of?

>>138741204
I can't think of anything other than that I mentioned listening to linkin park when my stepmother yelled at me but that's not really /anime/ cringe

>>138741270
>>I think you should talk to her about your favorite, most cringeworthy show and tell her why you like it, that should be a good exercise to be more confident about your autism.
I liked Initial D s1 and Star Driver a lot. Not sure which is cringe at all.
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>>138741306
He's telling others to report. If he had been announcing a report he'd have said "reported" instead.
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>replying to blog shit
fucking /a/ went to shit as well
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>>138741379
I blame Obama.
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>>138741239

The tasteful thickness of it, my god.
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>>138741468
it's from Arrested Development, fyi
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>>138741270
>>I think you should talk to her about your favorite, most cringeworthy show and tell her why you like it, that should be a good exercise to be more confident about your autism.
So which one of these should I rewatch then?
Please don't take this to indicate my entire set of taste though.
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>>138741353
How can you not like Golden Boy, that dub is an 11/10
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>>138741375
Nice samefag damage control.

>>138741379
Are you seriously just noticing this? You don't intend to leave anyway. Fuck off.
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>>138741550
It has golden boy under haven't seen, not dropped or anything
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>>138741353
There are much better ones but this is an off topic thread full of newfags so you'll never get them.
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>>138741558
>samefag
Nice try, that was my first post in this thread.
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>>138734724
sooner or later /a/non will be confirmed to have autism.
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Jeez I don't know /a/ now stand for Blogging.

Fuck you all you cancerous fuck.
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>>138741597
She is very clearly is acting under the assumption he has SAD
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>>138741549
Don't see it on the list but try Love Lab. It's got people from Yuri Yuri and embarrassing shenanigans, so I think you'll like it and it'll fit the bill.
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>>138741577
Honestly a lot of /a/ behavior is newfaggy to me.
What year was color wars? I know I was here before that, 4chan.js, accelerator.

I feel like I remember talking about code geass when it was airing
>>138741597
I'm definitely not autistic
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>>138734675
I think you should get a new therapist. Also Danshi Kokousei no Nichijou.
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>>138741630
>SAD
sad like goblins or is that an acronym

>>138741640
Is love lab idolshit? I hate idolshit. I guess I'll watch it if I have to though. I probably don't watch it due to the cringe and that's literally the point of this excersize
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>>138738476
Do it yourself you lazy faggot.
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>>138741676
>Is love lab idolshit?
Far from it. You're thinking of Love Live.
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>>138741676
>sad like goblins
kek also look it up faggot.
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>>138735112
Oh I didn't see it until now but I didn't finish my sentence

>I did worse. I described things like face in between the chest and did visual groping motions and
- motorboated to air boobs and made a sniffing sound
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>>138734675
Have you considered striking a deal with her?
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>>138735421
Kalifa from One Piece.

She's westerner so she got the blonde hair and white skin, skinny, professional looking with the glasses, very sexual, and a dominatrix. Ignore the file name. I don't keep pics of irrelevant characters handy.
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>>138741725
This is surely going to get my thread deleted
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>this thread
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>>138741713
I don't have SAD because I'm sad all the time
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>>138741549
Maybe something like YuruYuri? It doesn't really matter, it's more about something you wouldn't want others to know, like LoveLive or Precure, shit like that, the point it's to expose your insecurities.

But really, enough with the blogshit, hopefully mods will do their fucking job in any minute know.
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>>138734675
Watamote definitely had me pausing a shit ton
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>>138741645
You gotta watch Code Geass now.
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>>138734675
>>>/wsr/
>>>/adv/
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>>138741766
The fact that it hasn't been deleted tells me that it's either they're all asleep or they're posting here
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>>138741772
I literally quit it a few minutes in. Cringe shit is too fucking much for me. Especially if there's no other point to the show. Not OP btw just someone who has wicked second hand embarrassment.
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>>138741794
I totally get why people want these kinds of threads elsewhere but man people will be disappointed when they go to another board and ask about anime related literally anything. You might as well go to ask a bunch of normies. All you're going to get is dragonball z tier levels of lame shit.
>>
Is it worth buying a 4chan pass to spam shit threads? How long do you think I would have before they ban it? Apparently I could get at least 6 hours.
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>>138741837

Tough shit, that's what search engines are for.
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Alright, it was kind of funny at first, but now that it fully devolved into rec thread, I want to see those big red letters, plebbitor mods.
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>>138741820
>second hand embarrassment.
FUCK I forgot that's what I've always called it. I need to mention that to her.

>>138741850
I don't have a pass but I've had one before. you get banned just the same. Actual spamming gets noticed apparently a lot faster than one blog thread.
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>>138735981
there's more than a few femdom vids of domme therapists taking advantage of shy, beta guys. One of them has Siri in it iirc and is pretty great.

>inb4 3dpd
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>>138741837
>You might as well go to ask a bunch of normies
He's on the right board then.
>>
Should I bring up 2D vs 3D or any other kinds of topics?
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>>138741837
their is literally a website for /a/ recommendations. also you don't even need to make threads, just go to catalog and see what is up.
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>>138741924
yes
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>>138741948
Alright say I wanted to get what I wanted, cringy anime, without making a thread or blogging. Literally how would I go about it. If I know how to do this I'll never make a thread again.
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>>138741850
They do not take away your pass when you get banned (But the ban is attached to the pass, so you can't use it even if you ban evade.
Bans usually last for 3 days at most nowadays, but if the mod knows you're a repeated offender, it can net you up to 2 weeks.
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>>138741880
There's a real term, fremdschämen (feeling discomfort via another's discomfort), sort of like schadenfreude (feeling enjoyment via another's discomfort). I have them both in spades.
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>>138741924
If that's what makes you tick anon. That's really the only answer.

Everybody else in on this are just people living their femdom fantasies through you. You kinda are too if you're not just making this entire shit up.
>>
Blogging is fine if it's entertaining and if there's actually a story to tell instead of just whining about roneriness, like OHB and all those 2ch thread translations.
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>>138741991
Ask google
It is that simple.
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>>138741991
>What are shows that made you cringe so hard you had to pause repeatedly?
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>>138741991
any top ten anime list on youtube just about
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>>138742038
>implying people wouldn't know that's a stealth rec thread and report it anyway
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>>138742001
I'm not really all that into her (I literally did pick her because she was more attractive than the 50 old bag therapists though)
Also I didn't make any of it up. I'm seeing that telling the truth gets more replies.
>>138741998
huh
I guess germans are good for something

>>138742038
Would I make a thread for that? REC THREAD
Or would I post in someone else's thread? Which thread? Still begging for rec's

>>138742032
Then you just get normie or MAL opinions which aren't real opinions
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>>138742057
filtered
>>
Welcome to the NHK sounds like exactly what you want
I have to skip some of the bits and I dont have any sort of anxiety
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>>138742091
are they letting the little kids out of class already
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>>138742099
>can't handle NHK
How new can you get?
I think you should try reading the manga. That shit is much worse.
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>>138742066
stealth rec threads are better than rec/blog threads
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>>138742076
>Then you just get normie or MAL opinions which aren't real opinions
You think this thread isn't full of normalfags?
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>>138742143
the manga sucks, it goes way too far and turns into a neet soap opera, it feels unrealistic and unrelatable
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>>138742147
No they are not.
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>>138742152
normalfags who post on /a/ > normalfags who don't desu family
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>>138742178
normalfag=normalfag
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>>138742147
blogshit can be funny
stealth rec threads are always the same trash being stealth recced to the same trash
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>>138741837
But /wsr/ is basically the recommend me anime board along with being tech support. You will at least get answers compared to /a/.
>>>/global/rules/16
http://desustorage.org/a/thread/134998473/#134998473

>>138741991
Simple. You ask and serch else where since /a/ isn't the place for anime recommendations. /a/ even has it own recommendation wiki page that shows up if you google anime recommendations.
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>>138742076
I'm not against your blogshit and recommendation thread. Battle Programmer Shirase.
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>>138742231
Huh I literally missed that sticky
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>>138735912
This is the perfect anime, OP.
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>>138742277
>Battle Programmer Shirase
I liked that and it was good, but I don't remember anything cringe about it. What was cringe about it?
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>>138742277
>>>/out/
>>
>approaching 400 replies
Can we at least analyze how this happened
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>>138742355
Newfags are spoonfeeding normalfags or mods are asleep or it could be the fact that's it's Spring Break.
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>>138742355
lightning in a bottle memetics and mod neglect.
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>>138742355

OP is a mod. Only reasonable explanation.
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>>138742355
Mods being dead or just ignoring this shit. People on /a/ trying to spoonfeed causing others to call them out causing more people to spoonfeed to spite and troll causing a nice spiral of shitposting.
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>>138742355
cancer being cancer
>>
Otome Dori
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>>138742355
Mods are asleep and people are bored enough to delve into this shit?

At least the premise of sexually dominant therapist is interesting.
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>>138742496
He said uncomfortable, not angry.
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Wew but if she could see this thread
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>>138742530
showing her this thread would be good insight into how op deals with his problems on a regular basis
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>>138736087
what a great and awkward show.


10/10 had to stop watching it because of all the cringe.
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I get that cringing at anime may get OP used to talking about the feeling but it still seems like a convoluted assessment from the therapist. Are you sure she hasn't hidden her powerlevels and secretly taking the piss out of you?
Golden Time if you want to cringe at normalfag antics.
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>>138734675
Welcome to the NHK, watch it, then resist killing yourself
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KEEP THIS THREAD GOING I'M REALLY HARD
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>>138742654
>Are you sure she hasn't hidden her powerlevels and secretly taking the piss out of you?
She was calling them movies so I don't think so.
>>138742655
I hated the ending. I get that she was crazier than he was and was using him to make herself feel good but it was such a weird and dissatisfying ending.
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Good thread, OP.
How do you react to romance in anime?
Personally, I can't take strong showings of love without covering my face with my hands in embarrassment.
If the hivemind is real, you should get some good reactions from lovey-dovey shows, so you should also give them a try.
The first two seasons of Kaminomi have a lot of kissing, so it should be a good start for you.

She wants your dick.
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>>138742690
Won't help. The morons only look at the report queue, not the threads the reported posts are in.
>>
FUCK HER
LOSE REPRESSION
BECAME HAPPY
ESCAPE THIS REALM
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE
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>>138742755
I want to see if they're even checking.
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>>138742736
>>>/r/eddit
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>>138742736
>How do you react to romance in anime?
Usually fine. It's when there's a gap between realistic reactions inside the medium that I can't deal with (falling on a girl and not immediately correcting yourself and standing up - they usually grope the tits WHAT IS THIS SOFT THING) it hurts
>Personally, I can't take strong showings of love without covering my face with my hands in embarrassment.
I do feel emotions pretty strong but I dunno it depends on how invested I got
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>>138742776
What do you mean?
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>>138742756
She's married and I don't like Netori or Netorare or Cheating
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>>138742826
He's mad that this thread has over 400 replies
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>>138742773
Well, I helped you out by reporting.
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>>138742829
FATE FAVORS THE BOLD
IF YOU FEEL GUILT THEN IT'S OKAY

UNLEASH
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>>138742843
I am because there is a board for threads like this and it's not /a/.
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>>138742690
mods are asleep
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I'm gonna watch Hentai ouji warawanai neko first I think.

>>138742872
GROSS
Also she's 3D and I have a waifu
>>
what the fuck is Deal wordfiltered now?
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>>138742843
And rightfully so, there's a board for this thread and OP should've tried there first and never should've done anywhere else save for /r/eddit.
>>
goodbye /a/
Thank you
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>>138742912
Well someone has been around as that post got deleted.
So unless that anon deleted it themselves this thread is being ignored for some reason.

Also remember sage is a thing people.
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>OP watches NHK
>Therapist think OP is projecting himself on Satou and therapist-san is Misaki.
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>>138734675
Kampfer. You'll be on the road to transgender in no time.
>>
we tumblr now
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>>138734675
You again? You spineless bitch, rape her
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>>138734724
This is exposure. She's trying to make you feel awkward and keep you there until you don't feel awkward, so that you're able to approach those topics without anxiety in the future. She undoubtedly chose anime because it is a safe and non threatening thing for you to approach. I donno if this is the BEST option, but know it's empirically supported.
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>>138743447
So it's basically "jerk off in public until it doesn't embarass you anymore"
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>>138743555
Yes, except this wouldn't be a felony offense.
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>>138743555
No, it's similar to what you do if someone's got a phobia of spiders. You either construct a fear hierarchy and get them to experience the least scary thing first until they're not afraid and then make your way to the top; imagining a spider in the room, looking at a picture of a spider, imagining there's multiple spiders... etc. Or flooding, which you put the person in the scariest position that won't actually hurt them and hold them there until they're not afraid anymore. She's doing something similar for his very clear sexual anxiety, and "Ok, watch this ridiculous groping scene until you realize it's not something to be anxious over but instead laugh at and we'll continue to erode this thing you've got" is basically the same approach as "look at this picture of a spider until you realize it's not threatening you and you don't need to be afraid so your brain calms down." The issue is that speaking about anime and ridiculous to-love-ru situations is normally embarrassing and anxiety causing, so it's hard for that to be a situation that you can exist in until you're not anxious unless you're in a very specific environment. Like here.
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>>138743808
So flooding would be her making me fall on her and grope her breast?
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>>138743853
Flooding would be the scariest goddamn thing you can think of until you feel better. If that's the scariest, most anxiety causing thing you can think of, then yes.
Here's the issue with that, though. Flooding relies on a safe scary thing, and that SHOULD cause anxiety, a person who falls on someone and gropes them and is like "heh, happens all the time" is not a model of health. So there's no way you can exist in that situation until you react to it like you should, because the proper reaction is embarrassment and a quick exit. That proposal is like someone having a phobia of bears, and is put in a small cage full of hungry and aggressive Kodiaks.
>>
>"homework" for anxiety therapy
>therapist found out that I like anime
I've seen thread this on /a/ many times before
>>
embarrassing moments watching anime? Just watch Free! in front of your parents.
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>>138735018
I read all of jane austens books, all typical harem shit, with the same plot recycled over again.
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>>138734675
Read PunPun OP..
6 years of social anxiety "therapy", and nothing came close to that experience for me.
NHK too if you're a NEET/Hikki.
I probably fucked up by going to a male therapist though.
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>>138744427
fuck off
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>>138734675
>hue hue i wear suits and ties and am given a subjectively large amount of imaginary numbers so i can do boring things
>wow you watch shows that question the meanings of life and are fun? And they use 2D animation? Haha wow your life must suck
I'll never understand normies
>>
>tfw my therapist knows I watch anime as well
She never mentions it though.
I don't really want to tell her about my most recent failure.
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>>138742829
And? You don't have to love someone to rape them.
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>>138744427
Also remember, you'll always be a disgusting failure and a loser, and that you should kill yourself because you'll never amount to anything.
The creator admitted that was the morale of the story.
It resonates well with our kind, so just give up on the real world and live off welfare.

>>138744468
No.
The thread will hit bump limit before it's deleted, in a way I'm helping it go away.
So fuck you faggot.
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>>138744644
>It resonates well with our kind, so just give up on the real world and live off welfare.
>live off welfare
You just said that killing yourself resonates well with your kind. Why don't you go through with it and stop posting here?
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>>138744838
Dying is such a hassle.
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>>138743555
i wish i had a hot therapist lady ask me to masturbate infront of her geeze what a lucky fellow
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>>138744644
Get the fuck out faggot or I'll find you and smash your teeth in.
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>>138738747
>american healthcare
Nigga, I get threapy for free.
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>>138744838
It would require effort.
I also said should, not that we would want to. There's plenty of escapist hobbies to drown real life out. Like posting on /a/ and pissing you off, for example.

>>138745063
>that butthurt
Stay cucked wageslave.
I hope you will enjoy knowing that I'll be here posting, while you work your life away.
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>>138745157
cool now kill yourself
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>tfw fucked up an important exam today
This is the blog thread, right?
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>>138745217
You're wasting your anger
It's already too late
441 posts
I have already won
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>>138745157
I'm not a wagecuck but you need to cut out this fucking bullshit about ''muh escapism'' and ''failure for life''. Stop taking life advice from anime, manga and other people. Just do whatever.
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>>138745252
won what?
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>>138745252
I have no idea what you are talking about.
I feel like shit and would legitimately like to blog.
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>>138745294
then go to tumblr
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>>138745286
It's a /pol/ meme he's spouting

>>138745294
Go for it at this point. Who cares
>>
Speaking of blog threads do we even have any NEET threads anymore? I don't browse /jp/ very much but I don't think there's any threads there either. Is 4chan just too normalfag now?
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>>138745488
There are on /adv/ but I wouldn't expect much
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>>138745488
I'm a NEET but I don't blog because I'm afraid of getting called a newfag.
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>>138745562
I went into one of those and even into one of their irc channels. It's all normies

>hurr im so sad broke up with my gf gonna watch naruto
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>>138745600
sounds like /a/
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>>138745318
I'v never been there, why would I go there.

>>138745352
>do extra occupational studies in Bioengineering
>despite being extra occupational, even the students not currently working have a hard time
>despite the first semesters being usually used to brush up on the basics, they don't and expect your to do that yourself while still following all the advanced stuff
>eventually manage to catch up, but end up with the last 3 montsh being full of repeat exams, 2 of those before a comittee
>work my ass of disregarding freetime, friends etc.
>nearly break down at work and they give me paid leave until the last exam before the comittee
>fail with being close to a passing grade, because I get asked bullshit that nobody taking this exam would expect and nitpicking at details
>decan impressed enough with my other grades and such that he offers me to stay there, as an extracurricular student, allowing me to do the minor classes of higher semesters while waiting to repeat that semester
Well at least I got actual freetime again I guess.
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>>138745294
Sleep snug, smug.
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>>138740857
yeah dude, I'd love if you gave eus the update, would be better at that but to tripcode next time.
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>>138735257
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>>138746308
I won't tripfag ever
If someone impersonates me then oh well, they'll just have to make up a more interesting fiction to my fact
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>>138734675

Im very concerned about whats going on with you and this therapist.
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>>138735664
Stop talking about yourself anon
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cant believe this shit is still up
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>>138746459
/a/ is dead, let it go.
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