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This girl won't leave your living room couch. What do?

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This girl won't leave your living room couch. What do?
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Mace her
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I would rub her tummy.
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>>138731037
I don't have a couch.
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Kidnap her senpai
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Ask her how it was possible for her to attain that body with such an age.
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>>138731037
>5th grader
>Looks like a 16 year old girl
Sasuga Japan
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She's amazingly cute and doesn't look very threatening. I'd probably just let her stay there and just spend a few minutes staring at her every now and again
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>>138731238
fuck off
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>>138731282
Well that was rude and unnecessary.
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Lie behind her, put my arms around her and smell her hair.
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>>138731305
Not even that anon but that meme has gotten out of control and you know it.
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>>138731037
More like this girl won't leave my living room crotch amirite
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>>138731357
Making america great again isn't a meme, kid. It's a real revolution.
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>>138731305
No
>>138731238
was completely unnecessary
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First I would remove the remote from her hands and turn off the TV.
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Sit on her
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Hug her
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Thought the thumbnail was a big dude in a tank top behind her.
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tell her that her mama is making stew and wants her home immediately
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>>138731037
What am I doing behind her?
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>>138731037

Charge her rent.
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>>138731962
but she has no money. How can she pay?
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>>138732039
Make her butt hurt.
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>>138732039
We'll work out an agreement.
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Pet her and hold her because I lack female contact, and if she feels better because of it then that's alright I guess
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>>138731037
I fuck her silly in that position until she leaves
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>>138732194
you should also make her eat a bowl of eggs
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>>138731736
fuck.
Can't unsee now.
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>>138731491
You know that's just custard from Kaede's candy store.
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>>138732515
Forgot pic of waifu material.
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>>138731037
impregnate
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>>138731037
I would ask her if she knew when Renge would come of age so she could marry candy store like a lesbian version of Usagi Drop.
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