This girl won't leave your living room couch. What do?
First I would remove the remote from her hands and turn off the TV.
Pet her and hold her because I lack female contact, and if she feels better because of it then that's alright I guess
Forgot pic of waifu material.
I would ask her if she knew when Renge would come of age so she could marry candy store like a lesbian version of Usagi Drop.