Schwarzesmarken

Lise died, no one cried

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>>138728162
Wrong as always, anon.

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>>138728141

Which couple deserves to "save in the name of Tru Luv?"

http://strawpoll.me/7103135

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Who /NVA/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7CC7i6brEI

>>138728261
>only one choice allowed
Stop this poll, anon.

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http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xpp208_pink-floyd-the-final-cut-film-complete-1983_music

Official Schwarzesmarken soundtrack by Roger Waters of Pink Floyd is the best fit for current events, comrades.

Also, commissar Gretel just got the Puhdy's last album https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxITXgetyQw [Embed]

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PSA from the Ministerium für Staatssicherheit

3. Practicality — A serious threat

“The main weakness that presently stands in the way of the ideological strengthening
and development of Katja is practicality, the underestimation of Katjaist-Theoist theory,
which is the most important tool of a party of the Katja type.”

Numerous functionaries in the party, the mass organizations, government and commerce have
not yet studied at a party school and neglect independent study. Some excuse themselves with
the claim that they have no time, failing to see that they cannot adequately fulfill their tasks to
Katja if they do not constantly learn and improve by studying Katjaist-Theoism.

By law only Genosse Theodore can bully Katia.

Es lebe die Deutsche Demokratische Republik

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>>138728279
If I'd left multiple options up, everyone would have ticked every option on there and it wouldn't of been much of a poll.

>>138728415
Wrong! I've made multiple option polls before and I've gotten plenty of a spread.

I want to grab Katia's arms and hit her with them, asking "why are you hitting yourself?"

>Lise will never step on you

>>138728451
Fine, I'll make one when the next episode airs. Multiple choice SM polls tend to favor Katia though.

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Sylwia a cute

>>138728853
indeed

How Walter managed to survive this far? Being old and male TSF pilot and all.

>>138729111
>Walther without Pooland
Lives a long, clean life

>Walther with Pooland
Died in a few weeks

>>138729215
fuck off

how the fuck do people like the stupidly pure and naive moeblob that is katia in a story full of war murder and machiavellianism in the middle of a battle for humanity's survival

>>138729273
>muh imouto

that's how

>>138729273
I want to pour ridiculous amounts of pepper in Katia's food and refuse to give her any water.

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>>138728454
>>138729273
not today western diaspora

>>138729273
Its ironic that the moeblob is the most popular over here while the semen demons rule Japan.

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I still find it hilarious Takeru and Kira are voiced by the same guy. Both of them are the Jesus of their series.

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I want Lise to have a happy life!

>>138729617
I want Lise to become something like the main antagonist of Jeepers Creepers, only instead of coming back from the dead because it ate too many hearts for its own to stop beating, Lise won't be able to die because she sucked too many cocks.

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>>138729685
>she sucked too many cocks.
She did more than that

>>138729617
one can only hope she's happy in Extra-verse... I know I hope she is.

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Katia and Lise complement each other perfectly for an imouto double team. You have the innocent sub who wants desperately to please everyone around her, and you have the experienced switch who desperately wants everyone to like her. They play off each other perfectly. I'd say they're yin and yang like the picture except Lise isn't a true dom, she was simply handed that role. In some ways, that's an even better combo for the imouto combination.

>>138732023
I wish they'd double-team me

>>138732023
I can only hope that SM extra has a double imouto route

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>>138728141
Pinochet approves.

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Best Girls!

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>>138724029
It hurts, it really does.

Maybe in Beato route in the VN?

>>138728245
This hurts too!

>>138728261
>>138728415
There's really too many too many. And yet, none make it. THIS HURTS AS WELL.

I just wanted to be comfy dammit...

>>138732824
Martin/Gretel and Theo/Katia make it.

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How do they get away with it?

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>>138732865
I know that. May as well be none, considering one is shit, and one is cute but just doesn't give me the same depth of feels.

And of course, depression because no OTP for Anette.

>>138732889
Nice find, though you had to reverse the frame. Ironically, the one aspect remaining the same is a communist about to be shot, but everything else so different.

RIP Loac ;_;

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>>138729553


I'll always have a place in my heart and dick for semen demons.

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Jesus does anyone have worse fate than her in ML universe? Theo was her last line of sanity, the only good thing left in her eyes and he execute her in the face

>>138732953
I want to rape Akari~

>>138732916
Why do you hate Gretel so much? I'm not a big fan of her from the VN, but she's still got positives going for her.

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>>138729553
That's cuz Japs can read moonrunes much better than we can, sadly - and that's a lot of the key to understanding the characterization. That, and most of the Western audience only knows of the anime, and some disgusting individuals will ONLY regard the anime and refuse evidence to the contrary.

I'm not sure which is more retarded, the anime's fanbase, or the anime websites which 'review' this butchery.

>>138729111
Through sheer good karma acquired by headpatting.

Especially consider he knows Beato.

>>138729617
>>138732969
ML is sadly, at least one part of it is, the suffering, especially the suffering that happens to good people.

Basically, if you want your good ending, you have to walk over acidic glass to get it.

Then again, saving in the name of true love was never easy.

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>>138733055
Nah, okay, fine I'll admit she's cute at times. I just don't see the same that her fans do. That, and Gretelfags (along with Katiafags, sadly) are usually the biggest shitters on everyone else. They also refuse to remember that in much of the LN and will be so in the VN, she's extremely annoying at the best of times, downright hostile at worst, and rehash memes like Ground Gretel to cover up for the fact that not only is she also a threat to the 666th, but incompetent at anything besides legalisms.

She gets better at least.

>>138733236
>Gretelfags (along with Katiafags, sadly) are usually the biggest shitters on everyone else

burd.jpg

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I can't wait for the doujins.

Also

RIP in piece best girl Pham. Fucking hell I'm still mad.

>>138733371
>I can't wait for the doujins.

The only doujins we've been getting are Iris doujins, unfortunately.

>>138733371
lilpongs dead bro there will be no doujins

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Would you get drunk with Beatrix?

>>138733470
As long as I can hit her sociopathic head with a bottle.

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>>138733371
Don't be mad brother. Pham-nee wouldn't want you to hate in her sake.

>>138733470
Of course. But really, the easier way to bully her is to get her to open up her utter dere side. From there, she'll be constantly spilling spaghetti, it will be glorious. If she gets too sniffly, headpats will restore her morale.

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>>138733371

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Lise's route will be the best one in the VN, mark my words.

Why did they adapt TE and SM before the main trilogy?
Are we getting the main trilogy adapted, ever?

>>138734161
Are the main trilogy VAs still alive? I wager only a handful of them have work in the VA industry.

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>>138728141
-10000 for no spetnaz, VDV, and the glorious red army.

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>>138734100
Well, I'm worried about where they would take such a direction. That said, it can't possibly be worse than the anime's take.

Stasi Theo could branch off into both a Beato and Lise path, besides having a separate Lise path

>>138734270
Stasi Theo will dethrone Jurgen as ketchup`s fukboi, ass and all.

>>138734175
2 or 3 of them yes

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>>138732792

I want to heal Lise by raping her hard enough

>>138734630
Anon, she doesn`t even feel anything down there anymore.

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>>138734630

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>>138734223
>glorious red army

>>138734819
Would liberate the fuck of some country with.

>>138734175
Even if they are they won't sound anything like in MLA. If you played AF you'd know that many of them were terribly off there. And AF was released just a year or two after MLA.

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why are other girls so shit compared to best girl?

>>138735587
>insecurity the post

>>138735629
>jelly the post

I want to beat Beatrix!

I want to pilot an F-4!
Who cares about survival rate?

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>>138735918
F-4 a shit.

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>>138735918
>Wanting to pilot a fatass
Real gentlemen pilot Raptors.

Guys I'm going to marry Lise and make her happy!

>>138736042
she's dead jim

>>138728141
Did they fug?

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>>138729601
>jesus
>cant even save anyone without everything dyig

>>138735974
>stealth features against enemies without radar
sasuga america

How does a TSF FCS work? IR detection?
Surely they don't pack a radar, seems pretty useless against BETA.

>>138736133
What is the chance that were getting a TDA anime?

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>>138736133
>>138736199
>You will never experience Muv-Luv Alternative for the first time ever again
FeelsBadMan

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>>138736365
Why would you want to endure all that suffering again?

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>>138736365
You will never experience anything Muv-Luv related completely blind either as long as you keep coming here.

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>>138732792
right here

Fuck her, she deserved the horrible death.

>>138736826
She doesn't deserve to die after all she did.

She needs to be chained in a loony bin.

>>138728261
-Which couple deserves to "save in the name of Tru Luv?"

Sandek x Takamura Yui

>>138736365
>you will never feel that overly happy tone of extra as you think what the fuck is this
>you will never have the big wat when the twist of being transported happen
>you will never feel bad again because of the ending
>you will never wish again that you want the extra verse back
>tfw you will never experience the gaping pain as everything in alternatives stabs you in the heart
>you will never feel that joy again when you make it to the final extra epilogue
i know this feeling

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>>138737016
nah. sumika x superior-tan.

>>138737093
Looks like a hentai villain

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>>138737016

>>138737156
He kind of is.

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>>138737340
DELETE THIS

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Why did the anime skip this?

>>138737521
Why would you want to make the Stasi sympathetic?

>>138737521
Maybe they removed it for being too edgy.

>>138737521
Not enough episodes.

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>>138737586
They could have put that instead of this when she said that she was Axmann's dog.

>>138737601
>Give me all the cocks
>Use all of my holes

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>>138737640

>>138737601
>>138737654
Dead, lifeless eyes are such a boner inducer.

>>138737667
>Dead, lifeless

Those are eyes of pure ecstasy

>>138736042
Be a good husband.

>>138737703
I have a doctorate on 2D porn expressions, you will not fool me Satan

>>138737789
She's so wet she's pissing herself with cum and piss

>>138737800
>Turned on by a misogynist gay

Not even Darkness from KonoSuba. is so masochist.

>>138737872
>Turned on by a misogynist gay

She got fucked by a few stasi, Polish, Soviet and Jamal dicks before that

>>138737901
>Jamal
>GDR

>>138737909
Communism is perfect for gibsmedats

>>138737925
Soviet brand of communism would see Jamal in prison for lollygagging.

>>138737925
Only in theory.
In practice those get culled the soonest.

>>138737940
Union Girl Will Make Boening Great Again

>>138728261
>http://strawpoll.me/7103135
First look upon the thread and I see something beatrix related winning. A true goddess.

>>138737925
Soviets don't take kindly to deadbeats.

>>138737973
Gretel will revive McDonnell Douglas

>>138737974
>no new IP
I don't believe you.

Why doesn't DDR build a wall around the BETA and make them pay for it?

>>138738131
BETA have no concept of paying for services and goods.
That`s a white thing.

>>138738131
>walls
>useful against BETA

Might as well try to barricade Godzilla with a pickup truck.

>>138736186
They said americans developed it with the thought of betas being exterminated so that the raptors would do well against other TSFs.

>>138738215
>Gretel changing into Ground Gretel

Shre recons it`s time to REMOVE, I bet.

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I need lewd pics of gretel.

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>>138738260
<<It's time>>
https://youtu.be/hnY7oO_5Ozc

>>138738296
How much are you willing to pay?

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Where are the russian waifus at ?

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>>138738296
Me too

> Reminder that beatrix route = NEVER.

>>138738331
At the other side of the BETA horde

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>>138733470

Why not? Seems like if I were her target or some obstacle in the way, she'd just have me obliterated some time earlier.

Otherwise she seems like she'd be pretty entertaining company.

On the other hand, haven't seen anime Beatrix.

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>>138738331

>>138738331
That's a bonafide GDR waifu.

>>138738343
Licking Gretel's armpits!

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Vanilla or chocolate?

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>>138728261
Jungen was in love with ketchup.
Jurgen is his fukboi, ass and all.

>>138738409
Both are fine.

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>>138738409
Chocolate!

>>138737925
>implying
Wrecker scum, off to the Belomor you go.
t.Товарищ Френкель

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>>138738428
>Axmann's new fuccboi suspiciously looks like Jurgen
Is Axmann gay?

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It was another quiet afternoon in Lise's room at the insane asylum. Her treatment program made enough progress that her brother no longer felt as if there was a stranger living in Lise's body. Theo, Lise, and Ursula quickly decided to do what any reasonable family would.

Theo now sat on a sofa pulling himself as he watched Lise work her stasi magic on his wife. Ursula knew that this was a ploy by her sister-in-law to keep her from interfering later, and was determined to do something about it. She clenched her legs, trapping the other woman's head, and flipped over so that she was kneeling on Lise's face. Lise's medication caused greatly reduced strength and coordination, so Ursula was able to overpower her rather easily.

After giving birth for the first time, Ursula began to experience clitoral erections and it became even more frequent after each child. She rocked her hips as she ground her stiff little bit into Lise's mouth. Theo could no longer contain himself. He strode over to the two girls, and climbed onto the bed. He began thrusting into his sister, subconsciously timing himself with the gyrations of his wife's hips. Lise squealed in delight, muffled though she was by Ursula's, well, muff.

Using a sort of lovers' ESP, Theo and Ursula managed to synchronize their orgasms perfectly, despite not actually giving them to one another. Theo suddenly noticed Lise tapping frantically on Ursula's leg. Ursula lifted herself off and Lise coughed, “Jeez, Katia, you've had too many kids if you can't even control your bladder anymore!”

Ursula and Theo glanced at one another nervously. Urine aside, Lise had touched on a subject that they previously strove to avoid. It was not long ago that mere mention of Ursula's pregnancies would cause fits of violent range. Even recently, it was enough to cause panic attacks. Now, it was a lighthearted joke.

Later, as Theo and Ursula stepped out of the room, Theo put his lips to Ursula's ear.

“She's pregnant, isn't she...”

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>>138738483
yep. Axmann is gay.
Axmann loves young blond boys

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>>138728415
>>138733236
>>138738409

*foggots*
*side-characterfags* - *irisfags*
Fuck off back to >>>/MAL/ or >>>/AnimeSuki/

10 episodes = 03h 20m 00s / Iris in 10 episodes - screentime: 00h 06m 39s

Gretel has more development, internal conflicts, more scenes in visual novel, and more screentime in the anime, than Iris and this is a fact.

>>138738737
that's why anime is so shit compared to source material. weak characters are getting more screen time than complex interesting ones.

>>138738737
Commieslut and cockroach fags fuck off pls. This is Euro /sm/.

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>>138735963
YES

>>138736186
Well TSFs do carry small radar (as well as IFF systems, you can see the former working in TE, latter especially in SM), as well as the traditional route of being helped with ground radar and AWACS. Even from the beginning, TSFs have had in mind a secondary focus against other TSFs. It's partly why an arms race is going on. SAMs are still researched too.

The 2nd-generation TSFs were one of the components that really started turning the war around for the world powers. 3rd Generation is in one part an attempt to not rest on laurels, and leapfrog ahead. Another is that America is so confident of victory against the BETA that they're looking ahead to the soon recovery of some nations, and defeat of the BETA within a few decades max. The 3rd-gen TSFs are an attempt to prepare for that day.

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>>138737016
This one.

The only relation Sandek has with Yui is with their matchmaker, GUN.

>>138737340
Knew it.

>>138737521
>showing Lise definitely did not enjoy baby smashing
Think more correctly, like Wantanabe-san.

>>138738296
Fuck off Jonah!

>>138738331
They have a sad tendency to die ;_;

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>>138738787

Irisdina is a stereotype: ''kuudere robotics ''.


Iris's plot convenience is completely retarded and ridiculous - Anime, Visual Novel and light novel are constantly trying to shove how amazing, fantastic and wonderful Irisdina is down your throat, using other characters as Irisdina fanboys. The most ridiculous and absurd is that at all times throughout at all history, they constantly use one of the characters to trying to shove how amazing, fantastic and wonderful Irisdina is down your throat,

Snow White's plot armor - Irisdina is kidnapped and becomes a damsel in distress, who requires a charming prince (Theodor) to achieve her rescue

Irisdina is also the fanservice character of the Light novel and promotional materials.

>>138733308
Lookat this >>138738737

See what I mean?

>>138738563
THE PLOT THICKENS

>>138738789
That makes no sense, Americans get triggered by communism, not Europeans.

>>138728415
Jesus, in how many bosoms has thoe bury his head into ?

>>138739063
Onii-chan really loves boobs.

>>138739063
too bad that trigger death flag

>>138739115
he love smashing them with reactive armor shield

>>138738922
Gretel is a stereotype: "annoying class president".

Gretel's party loyalty is completely retarded and ridiculous - Anime, Visual Novel and light novel are constantly trying to shove how annoying, bitchy and shit Gretel is down your throat. Her moto is no fun allowed.

Snow White's plot armor - Gretel is shot and left to die in a burning building and becomes damsel in distress, who requires a charming prince (Martin) to achieve her rescue

Gretel isn't the fanservice character because there literally isn't anything attractive about her basically meaning shes a shit.

>>138738789
Bitch please, adorable commissar is making your shit in Boening work.

>>138738789
This attempt at divide and conquer is just as retarded as your daytime/nighttime SM prattle you pushed a little while ago. There are Katiafags and Beatofags on at all hours of the day.

Go to hell.

>>138739374
Forgot to add, I might add, that they're in all regions.

>>138739183
>this analravaged irisfag

She is a commissar of course that she is going to be MUH PARTY, it's her job description

Unlike Theo Martin did save his waifu

Jokes on you I find her very atractive

>>138738396
every day

>>138739494
that's like your opinion it doesn't change the fact that she is canonically the biggest turd.

>>138739638
Canonically Gretel remakes herself.

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>>138738563
>quickly decided to do what any reasonable family would
>muffled though she was by Ursula's, well, muff.

It's perfect I tell you!

>>138739656
once a shit always a shit. you can dress it up all you want but its still a shit.

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>>138739638
>she is canonically the biggest turd

>>138739746
Cue /k/ boogeyman rant.

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>>138739722
The commissariat drink your tears

>>138739799
>m-muh sekrit board

pls

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>>138728415
Why did they completely take away anything romantic that this person had with Theo?

>>138739063
He needs to, dude's suffered a lot.

Well Beato bury his face in her boobs in her route?

>>138739885
There is no Beato route.

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>>138738787
>that's why anime is so shit compared to source material. weak characters are getting more screen time than complex interesting ones.
>>138739183

Beatrix and Iris live with their false images created by psdeudos readers Light novel, which are retarded waifufags obsessed by 2d waifushits who helped overrate and overvalue these two generic and stereotyped characters.

Iris and Beatrix are characters: - generic / - a plot device to develop and motivates the MC / - MC's love interest / - becomes a damsel in distress, who requires a charming prince (MC) to achieve her rescue. (Irisdina) / - no development / - stereotype / - with Very little screentime / - poorly written / - kirito-tatsuya's plot convenience / - shit personality /- no internal struggle / - one-dimensional / - no inner conflicts / - no POV / - without inner monologues / - shallow / - bland / - no depth.

Their quality comes down to things futile as: - fanservice material / - beautiful / - sexy / - Physically attractive.

In 90% of current shows, Generic Harem Heroine are overrate and overvalue by retarded waifufags who are mentally ill people who are obsessed by 2D women.

>>138739885
Fuck off already, you stupid Beato/Theofag.

I kinda feel bad for Gretelfags.
But then again, the most prolific Gretelfag posters are a spic and /k/ancer, none of which make constructive posts by any stretch of the term, so I can't really cry too much for them. Birds of a feather...

Would you play a SM otome with Katia as the MC and Theo and Axmann, maybe Kurt too, as choices?

I want to fuck all the girls in this show.

>>138739885
nah we won't get beato route. We will get Lise, Katia and Irisdina route. We can just hope that Lise route will be STASI route and not Lise abandoning STASI.

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<<To all TSFs: We're going to take back Berlin today!>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L2TsEp-Nxw

>>138740012
Damn right I would!
Just imagine cucking Theo and Jurgen with Ax.

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>>138739922

>AMEN!

>>138740035
You'll get a Lise route with a good and true ending, and plenty of bad ends because let's be honest, it's the easiest route to fuck up.

Most of them either ends up with someone, even Katia dying and some end up with Stasi Theo.

>>138740035
>hoping for the worst

>>138738563
>clitoral erections

the hell is that.

>>138740085
You really don't think the Katia route would be the easiest to have a prolific amount of bad ends for?

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>>138739905
There should be. Like there should be a Kiirke, Pham, and Anette route.

>>138739935
Wrong guy, asshole.

>>138740035
Well to be honest, there could be two different Lise stories, one where she does abandon the Stasi, and one where Theo goes or is forced to go Stasi.

>>138740125
Katia route is entry-level.

>>138740165
There's one guy who pushes for Theo/Beatrix.

>>138740125
Not really, Katia is cute but can't stand on her own as a character like Lise and Iris, also she's already part of your group from the start while Lise's route you'll have to fight both the Stasi and the 666 if you want to save her.

>>138740165
How do you do a Kirke route.
She`s in a different country.

>>138740111
Don't you have school today, underage?

>>138740192
When she starts throwing shit at you and Anett you rape her.

>>138740212
>doubleteaming Kirke with Anett

Hm.

>>138740212
>This is how the 666 does things, Wessie scum!

>>138740251
Appropriately edgy.

>>138740232
muh dick

>>138740168
I have no idea how you think that dealing with the paranoid power-grabber that Schmidt is, while protecting Katia and helping her fulfill her wish of a unified Germany and avenging her family, won't be intense as all hell. Especially if Theo ends up having to command the rebellion himself and goes full Master, like another poster speculated earlier.

>>138740185
>Katia is cute but can't stand on her own as a character like Lise and Iris
What is this stupid meme people insist on pushing? People seem to confuse the fact she's not quite as complex as Lise and Iris with 'she can't stand on her own as a character'. She can stand perfectly fine. Another fun piece of foreshadowing people ignore is that Lise and Iris both had the most pivotal moments of their characterization start when they were 15, the same age Katia is now. The events of SM -are- part of her story and her growth, and I'd say she's just fine.


>Lise's route you'll have to fight both the Stasi and the 666 if you want to save her.
Nah. Lise will stay with the Stasi and Theo joins her, so we get stuff on the Werewolves and more Beatrix.

>>138740318
While I'd love Stasi Theo, I'm less than thrilled at the prospect of him raising his hands on Katia and Pham

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>>138740165

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>>138740212
>>138740232

>>138740375
How many tch's in one image?

>>138740318
German unification means direct fucking conflict with Schmidt, it`s you or him. Imagine having to get a whole of 666 on your side with a varierty of means to even stand a chance.
And then there is Moscow which will be hardly pleased when DDR walks.

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>>138740394

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>>138740423

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>>138740165
morning sex

>>138740479
you again

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>>138740362
Theo, and Theo alone, knows Katia's true identity, which is the entire reason Pham got fucked up so badly in the first place. If Theo joins the Stasi and blabs everything to Beato, then Pham won't need to be tortured. Maybe detained at most. Beatrix would keep Katia around as a valuable political hostage who's practically as good as Iris herself, especially as an endorsement to help Beato's image as a hero of the DDR.

Plus, Katia is the deuteragonist, so she'll probably be okay in routes outside of her own where she'll need to die for drama and help complete Theo's character arc.

>>138740396
Schmidt loves nukes, I wouldn't be surprised if he whipped out a prototype Spirit-Voz.
They had those in 1983, right?

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>>138739183
retarded irisfag

Martin's a fanwank/fanfic created by a anon of 2ch.

>>138740561
>trusting the Stasi

>>138740561
DDR? Not likely.

>>138740603
Schmidt is with Moscow faction, maybe he could beg them for one to help him try to subjugate The Master if Beato dies/decides that Katia has a point and gives up her life of crime.

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>>138740591
>Martin's a fanwank/fanfic created by a anon of 2ch.

Eduardo Martin III

>>138740591
>>138740698
Fuck off, worthless spic.

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OTP

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>>138740789

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>>138737601
>>138737654
>>138737667
>>138737640
>>138737703

>>138740871
That's a big fat Stasi boot she's busying herself with.

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>>138740898
>boot

I think it was more than just one boot.

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THICK
STASI
THIGHS
Lise ;___________;

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>>138741010
>>138740957
>>138740871

UGU

>>138741034
Fuck off, Gretelfag spic.

>>138741010
THICK
STASI
DICKS

>>138741010
I just want to bury my dick in them.

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>>138741067

I wonder... does Theo have AIDS now?

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>>138741101
Poland AIDS

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>>138741131

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>>138741194

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>>138741155

This pic triggers me.

>>138741101
Nah, Lise knows how to keep herself healthy.
The Stasi have no use for her if she's ill so she's probably supplied by pretty good doctors.

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>>138740591
stop falseflaging we know that you are the buttdevastated irisfag
>>138740789
>>138740833
3cute5me

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>>138741384
stop AniemeSukiBoy we know that you are the Ctrl C+Ctrl V AnimeSuki.

>>138741530
Negro I don't go to that shithole

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cute

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>Wanna know how many Stasi dicks I've sucked?

>>138741844
Imouto pls.

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>>138741844
no

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>>138741844

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i'm trying to cleanup this image. need a second pair of eyes what do you guys think?

>>138742437
There's obvious discoloration on Beatrix's thigh.

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>>138742437
Don't cut off the logo.

>>138742437
well you just cleaned the easy part

>>138742632
that's an easy fix... was more interested in the white highlight on beato thigh and the line on iris stomach because i drew them manually. any opinion on that?

>>138742667
i don't plan to.

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>>138740561
>Theo, and Theo alone, knows Katia's true identity

Iris knows. Walter and Pham might know too.

>>138743296
Okay, yeah, I'll give you Iris, but she doesn't count.
How would Pham possibly know?

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>>138743296
Seriously, I get hard at the thought of BiS Ursula and Beatrix sucking my cock at the same time. I hope we get at least one CG of them together to help me masturbate.

>>138743323
Pham's one of Iris's confidants. It's why the stasi targeted her, along with Walter more then the others. She might know if Iris told her.

>>138743395
>Iris betraying Ursula's trust
I can believe that, but at the same time, I don't want to.

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>>138743395
>Annett is so unimportant not even the Stasi cares about her
;_;

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>>138742437
>>138742667
*foggots*
*side-characterfags*
Fuck off back to >>>/MAL/ or >>>/AnimeSuki/

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>>138742437
>>138742667
>>138743296
>>138743375

samefag - stupid irisfag
go to hell with his side character

>>138743533
why so mad?

>>138743533
>>138743653

they are annoying

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>>138743653

>>138743533
>>138743653
Even Iris haters are annoying, late everyone enjoy what they like.

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>>138741901
Aw, are you sure onii-chan~? I don't mind telling if it's for you.

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>>138743910
Don't worry Lise-chan, i provided to recapitate all your STASI file to your onii-chan.

>>138743910
What's the point in making your Onii-chan cry?

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>>138744048
Can't say I don't find the thought particularly arousing.

>>138743866
Disagree ...
Iris's an extremely overrated character as Taiga, Luise, Haruhi, Mikasa and Gasai Yuno .

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I really like Hitler mode Lise desu

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>>138744206
What would that Lise do to shota Onii-chan?

>>138744206
Did Lise had a microclitoris and only one ovary ?

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>>138744048
It's fun.

>>138744249
You only need one ovary.

>>138744247
http://exhentai.org/g/859328/e1db0c2436/

>>138744247
She'd make it so he couldn't be able to live without her pussy.

tl;dr doujins are the only legally approved way to see something like that.

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>>138744247

I think we all know m8

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>>138744247

>>138744247
You don't need Lise for that, I'd do plenty of things to him myself.

>>138729601
>filename not "fixing quantum super computer"

You had one job anon.

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>>138728492
That shit ain't party approved, comrade.

>>138744859
No doubt this is another Stasi plot.

>>138744247
>fufufu Theo-kun, let your Onee-chan show you firsthand how the adult world works

Imagine a scenario where Lise is a causality conductor like Takeru and her 'mission' is to save the GDR.

What hijinks would ensue?

>>138745246
>GDR
You mean DDR, and I don't know if Lise would have the mental fortitude to handle it. Maybe Katia, Iris, or Beato would do a better job of it.

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>>138745037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7z8Id9eJx0

>>138745295
>You mean DDR
it's the same thing dude, just in english

>>138745295
GDR and DDR are the same thing, one is German pronunciation and the other is English
Both mean East Germany

>>138745246
Tries to run away with Onii-chan, probably succeeds after 6-8 times.

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>>138733930
F

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo7Hh2YvpBs

>>138745246
It would be more interesting that Theodore after having grown into the Master become a causality conductor and is swaped with a younger Theo.
I think that there will be blood.

>>138745653
Pre-rape confusion/fear is the best emotion a girl's face could show.

>>138745474
Fucking slut

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>>138745692
I don't think Lise or Beatrix would deserve that.

>>138745778
Lise just might be into older guys.

Lise died, we all cried.

>>138745879
Of course. She pleased all of Germany, but never us.
That's just sad.

>>138745911
A slut is just a girl who sleeps with everyone but you, after all.

>>138745911
But anon, I wasn't even born when she did that!

>>138745662
>>138745756
Puhdys time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOnrG8WHHUU

>>138745982
Time machine when?
>tfw abusing time itself just to fuck Lise over and over

>>138746031
That`s what Ax would do.

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>>138739885
>>138728415

Which bosom is more reconforting

Iris, phams or katias ?

Gretel is too flat for that.

>>138745692
It'd be pretty interesting, actually, because I don't think Masterdor would necessarily agree with Iris's vision or Katia's idealism. He'd probably be a bigger fan of Beatrix's plans and pragmatism, but he hates her more than even Axmann (if this is the LN) so he would never work with her.

>>138746060
But would he be gentle with her?
I want to have nice sex full of cuddles with Lise

>>138746061
Beatrix=Pham>Iris>Katia obviously

>>138746031
>fuck Lise

rnjoy yor STDs and stasi tracking devices

>>138746061
Fun fact: It's not the breast meat that comforts you when you shove your face in someone's chest, it's the rhythmic sound of the heartbeat.

Doesn't mean the meat doesn't help or feel nice

>>138746111
loli lise, 15 years old lise or yandere lise ?

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>>138746061
But she has ass

>>138746176
All of them.

>>138746121
Beatrix would never morotorboat or comfort anyone, so I'd take her out.

>>138746176
All kinds of Lise since we have a time machine in the equation.

>>138746210
Jurgen motorboated her.

>>138746202
>>138746202
ass ar not for conforting.

Poor commisonar so flat and beast implant ahas not been invented yet.

>>138746237
I don't know whether to congratulate this Jurgen or tell him to run for the hills.

>>138746265
Jamal, you`re jamming hard.

>>138740051
Mein Neger, this is underappreciated.

Let's send the BETA dance with the angels.

>>138746286
He goes for Ax right after that, so he had the right idea already.

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>>138746167
Which means that when you hug Gretel, your closer to her heart.

>>138746414
But she doesn't have one.

>>138746438
It's a heart full of love, respect and loyalty to the Party.

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>>138746438
Of course she does. She gave it to Martin, though

>>138744315
This picture is cute.

>>138746481
she gave her heart to the party.

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>>138746265
get out
>>138746414
>>138746469
>>138746481
Best girl