And now, what would you do in this situation/

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Sorry, I'm loyal to my waifu.

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Take her home gently obviously.

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>>138724243
wait a sec arisu are u trying to get me on the ropes again

>>138724243
Genuflect.

>>138724243
Nice t- threads, Alice.

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>>138724243
Take LaBeouf-sama's advise and just do it. It's not like I get any opportunities to fuck anyway

>>138724243
I'll do it, but only because she said "please"

Unzip dick

Caterpillar chapters FUCKING WHEN

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This manga is just too fucking funny, I can't handle it

>>138724243
I would go find goki.

do a 360° turn and walk away

>>138724243

Ask why she is covering herself if she wants my dick.

Pull out my phone, see the wallpaper of my waifu, and do a 360 and walk away.

>>138724243
Pick up again.

Fuck her, blow my load in about 5 seconds, and then she holds me down in her delirious state of horniness and rapes me.

Are there actual people who would spontaneously fuck when asked? I'm not gay and shit, but that is fucking retarded.

>>138728118
Yes?
Are you saying you wouldn't?

>>138728118
Don't trust masturbation addicted virgins opinions on sex

>>138728118
Are you a virgin?

>>138728118
Yes Anon, it happens constantly, especially in college.

>>138728161
No. I'm not a sex-crazed nigger hooligan.

>>138728118
Some of us are just that pathetic, senpai. As long as I don't get ass raped by Bubba during the process, I'm game

>>138728183
Did you forget where you are?

>>138728118

>Are there actual people who would spontaneously fuck when asked?
Have you ever heard of Herpes, AIDS and Zika?

>>138728161
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>>138728218
Have fun with aids in the hospital bed

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>>138728301
>AIDS is going to stop my quest for sex
I don't think so

>>138728301
>implying I've had sex

Anon, I just said it happens at college, never said I had sex. Why the fuck would I be here if I had had sex? Nobody gives a shit about fucking 3DPD. My point was that it happens quite often.

>>138724243
I'd refuse but turns out she had already wound her strings round my dick 3 days ago.

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I'd probably push my dick in, then out, then in, and then cum

>>138724243
"Well if you insist"

>>138730520
so you'd be done in 1.5 thrusts?
that's one whole thrust more than me.

>>138728301
HIV is almost never transmitted from the bottom to the top.

>>138730624
I exaggerated a bit, I'd probably just cum on her thigh/stomach by accident during the foreplay

>>138728301
Dumb faggot I was saying NOT to do it and insulting everyone who said they would.

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>>138728161
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>>138728218
You dumb virgins deserve getting drugged and waking up in a bathtub full of ice missing your kidneys if you'd fall for something like that.

>>138724836
but she said "please"

>But you do have to eat these eggs

>>138724243
Disgredard Kumo, acquire Gokiburi

>>138727731
Yeah if everyone just used guns it would save so much time explaining the techniques.

>>138724243
rape

Fuck her? Lmao

>>138731208

When anyone approaches you with a smile, they most likely have some kind of plan.

>>138724243
turn one million degrees and do a flip