>a little girl walks up to you >she starts vibrating

>>138712353
Grab hold of her and try to lower her gently to the ground because she is probably having a seizure
Call an ambulance
Make sure nothing is obstructing her airways

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>>138712353
I answer it

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>>138712353
> Grab her
> Put her mouth to my ear
> Say " Yea, hello?"

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>>138712548
>" Yea, hello?"

>>138712453
>Make sure nothing is obstructing her airways

so you can insert your dick right?

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>>138712548

>>138712353
give her a s2 ;_;

>>138712353
I ask her if she's all right.

Apply her to my prostate.

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>>138712548
Kek'd

I'd probably run the fuck away if it is possilbe, I mean shit, she could be about to explode or some shit

>>138712353
>"HELLO, BOSS ARE YOU THERE?"

vibrate in kind

>>138712353
Hook her up to a magnet and make a generator for my meme machine

>>138712511
>>138712548
"Hello, it's the other-dimensional version of your crush,.."

Obviously this girl is looking for a fight.

I start vibrating harder. They don't call me the Newfoundland Jackhammer for nothing.

put it in

>>138718559

had a reasonable chuckle. thank you anon.

>>138718048
FINDS A WAY

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>>138712353
Put her into my ass and enjoy the ride of course!

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I SWEAR TO GOD , SOMETIMES IT SEEMS 4CH IS STALKING ME
YOU FUCKERS LITERALLY POST ABOUT WHAT I WATCHING
k-kowai...

>>138722323
are you a little girl?

>>138722323
Is this post reportable? Because I really want you fucking banned.

She's a bomb, obviously. The only answer is to throw her out the window.

>>138712353
Offer fluffy tail

>>138722323
do you think you are important enough to have a stalker?

>>138712353

Angry helicopter noises

>>138722323
I've seen this exact post a couple times

is this a meme or are you this autistic?

>>138728062
You seem to forget this is a forum where both are in ample supply.

>>138712548
Is his jacket yellow or purple?

>>138728382
yes.