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>a little girl walks up to you >she starts vibrating how

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>a little girl walks up to you
>she starts vibrating

how do you respond?
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>>138712353
Grab hold of her and try to lower her gently to the ground because she is probably having a seizure
Call an ambulance
Make sure nothing is obstructing her airways
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>>138712353
I answer it
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>>138712353
> Grab her
> Put her mouth to my ear
> Say " Yea, hello?"
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>>138712548
>" Yea, hello?"
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>>138712453
>Make sure nothing is obstructing her airways

so you can insert your dick right?
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>>138712548
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>>138712353
give her a s2 ;_;
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>>138712353
I ask her if she's all right.
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Apply her to my prostate.
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>>138712548
Kek'd
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I'd probably run the fuck away if it is possilbe, I mean shit, she could be about to explode or some shit
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>>138712353
>"HELLO, BOSS ARE YOU THERE?"
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vibrate in kind
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>>138712353
Hook her up to a magnet and make a generator for my meme machine
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>>138712511
>>138712548
"Hello, it's the other-dimensional version of your crush,.."
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Obviously this girl is looking for a fight.

I start vibrating harder. They don't call me the Newfoundland Jackhammer for nothing.
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put it in
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>>138718559

had a reasonable chuckle. thank you anon.
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>>138718048
FINDS A WAY
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>>138712353
Put her into my ass and enjoy the ride of course!
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I SWEAR TO GOD , SOMETIMES IT SEEMS 4CH IS STALKING ME
YOU FUCKERS LITERALLY POST ABOUT WHAT I WATCHING
k-kowai...
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>>138722323
are you a little girl?
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>>138722323
Is this post reportable? Because I really want you fucking banned.
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She's a bomb, obviously. The only answer is to throw her out the window.
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>>138712353
Offer fluffy tail
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>>138722323
do you think you are important enough to have a stalker?
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>>138712353

Angry helicopter noises
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>>138722323
I've seen this exact post a couple times

is this a meme or are you this autistic?
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>>138728062
You seem to forget this is a forum where both are in ample supply.
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>>138712548
Is his jacket yellow or purple?
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>>138728382
yes.
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