Don't you sometimes wish that you'd wake up as a giant monstrous insect too?
Not enough Ruru this episode. Does she not like little boys? Was she just hanging out with Koito for however many days Mai had Haru?
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Stop replying to the retard and appreciate best girl.
Just because she has broad shoulders doesn't mean she's manly!
==// OFFICIAL /sp/ BEST GIRL RANKING //==
IGNORE FAKES AND DESPERATE PEOPLE TRYING TO FIT IN COPYING ME
== UPDATED ==
ABSOLUTELY GOD TIER
1.3 EP9 PHANTOM GIRL
2. MAI ONEESAMA
3. WHITE ELF PHANTOM
4. BROWN ELF PHANTOM
5.1 PONYTAIL GIRL
6. WITCH PHANTOM
9. GIRL'S TRIO WATCHING THE PLAY EP9
POWER GAP OF THE UNIVERSE
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⊆⊇ ⊆⊇⊆⊇ ⊆⊇⊆⊇ ⊆⊇ Episode 11 update ⊆⊇ ⊆⊇⊆⊇ ⊆⊇⊆⊇ ⊆⊇
1. Magical girl Kurumi-chan
3. Kitajima Ayumi
4. Shota Haru
5. Witch phantom (ep 10)
8.Rururaruri Rurararirararururirirari Rirararururararururararirari
10. Left girl from class 1-3 (ep 5)
11. Brown elf phantom (ep 3)
12. White elf phantom (ep 3)
13. Monkey Wife MC (ep 8)
15. Right girl from class 1-3 (ep 5)
16. Right cat loving girl (ep 7)
17. Middle cat loving girl (ep 7)
18. Left cat loving girl (ep 7)
19. Big Rururaruri Rurararirararururirirari Rirararururararururararirari
91. Bitch Angels
9000. MC dressed as south american girl in the intro to the episode (ep 4)
>TRIO WATCHING THE PLAY
Nice short scene.
Mai was and looked glorious this episode. Topped even her kimono look from last week.
1.3 EP9 PHANTOM GIRL
3. WHITE ELF PHANTOM
4. BROWN ELF PHANTOM
5.1 PONYTAIL GIRL
6. WITCH PHANTOM
9. GIRL'S TRIO WATCHING THE PLAY EP9
POWER GAP OF THE UNIVERSE
99999999. MAI ONEESAMA
So what happened here? Some kind of magical heart attack?
Sometimes when you've very tired and sleepy you'd feel as if your heart either stops for a short while or like there's something blocking the circulation there. I've felt it many times already and it's an all too familiar feeling.
Mai gets better and better with every new episode.
So we all now agree that Mai is the best girl right?
/a/ can't ever agree on anything.
This episode hit where it hurts the most.
My heart and dick go out to her. Loveliest of lasses.
Everyone's pretty cute in the cat episode.
Cat episode best episode
Pool episode a second best
Was Mai a good mom?
There is literally no shot of shota Haru that isn't cute.
Surely, there has to be something wrong somewhere with this one?
can someone make a webm of the Mai fight till she passes out?
they must be going for anime original OTP because Mai is winning the bowl for episodes now
This was the first good episode in the entire anime.
Can't redeem what a piece of shit it has been until now, though. And even though this episode was good, it was still filler shit, just like the past 9 episodes.
The point was that kids are a lot of work, who will drain your energy, your wallet, your patience and yet there is nothing better than the love between a parent and a child.
With my vast experience with amazon ranks and stalker points I predict the show will sell around 2.5k - 3k on average, give or take 1k more if there's a re-release. The chances of getting a movie are moderately high considering KyoAni was OK with doing that for KnK and Tamako.
Can we expect volume 2 to be covered in the movie? Maybe KyoAni will skip on it entirely and go for volume 3 and a Akaza Akari as the new main character.
>It'll be months if ever that we get /ss/ doujins
Can you stop pretending to read the LN and stop your fucking retardation once and for all?
At this point on volume 1 they are in they are investigating the Alayashiki Research Facility trying to get more information about what Haru finded in the USB and then is where Ruupa is mentioned, she should be presented in the next episode but since all of this is anime original I really doubt it.
Now go back to animesuki and stop posting here you massive retard.
>You will never be able to exploit the mad pussy game that you had, but which you were unaware of, when you were a little kid
Phanto World is just now at 2K points so the sells should be less than that newfag.
Also there are some news regarding the anime and the LN where the anime is following original content so they avoid volume 2, at the release of volume 3 Kyoani announced the plot on volume 2 is going to be changed so they can manage to end the story on volume 3, that means, vol 3 is the final one.
Stop deluding yourself kyonanitard, this series is one of the biggest mistakes in Kyoani's history.
Why do you keep posting that chart? It's actually playing against you since most of those shows sold well. Are you the same KonoSuba fag who keeps shitposting in these threads? Do you realize KonoSuba will most likely sell 6-7k? If you were to compare it to what KyoAni has made it wouldn't even make it to the top 15.
>tfw I did
Still remember feeling up the shit out of that lady at the park bare tits when I was like 5
>tfw I used to flirt and joke with cute girls all the time in elementary school
>tfw when other boys start calling me out on having "game," which eventually made me too embarrassed to talk to girls anymore.
there's a difference between episodic shows and shows that just stall the main plot like this heap of shit you dumb fucking faggot.
the LN actually has a plot. all of this is FILLER. Kurumi and Ruru are literally entirely anime original garbage. Fuck off you stupid faggot
Would you hire a poor elementary schooler who needs money for his onee-chan?
I wrote plenty of lying papers back in school because I didn't want other kids to know my parents were gone. Thinking back, my teachers probably knew when they read them. I wonder how they felt about that.
I can tell who's new to anime when they start complaining about the show not following the source material. Any seasoned autists would have learned by now to keep both things separate from each other.
Didn't you like the 30 seconds flashbacks in the character episodes that were shoved down our throats like how Koito was such a lonely girl because of her scary power!
LN authors are so fucking uninspired, makes me want to vomit.
Anyways, the short answer is that the reason is that the source material is an LN, so the characters are as deep as a puddle by definition, but then they also made anime original filler
Reina is the girl who's parents are overprotective
Koito is the girl who's parents and friends were too afraid of her powers they ditched her
Mai is the girl who's parent's are death(?)
Kurumi is the girl with self esteem issues
I don't blame you though, all their backstories and development had like 5 minutes of screentime each. The pacing of this show is horrible.
>yep thats me, youre probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
>I didnt used to be in this position.
>to understand it all, we need to go back to the beginning.
>Mayonnaise will never be your mom
Just end it.
This is the cuddliest roach I've ever seen.
KyoAni saves anime again with an /ss/ episode. And people try and say they're not the best studio.
How can this be protected for all eternity?
Which episode is that? I don't recall her wiggling her tiny body this episode.
>years ago when I was little
>sister and her friend had sleepover
>didn't mind me visiting them in sister's room
>friend wore nothing but a long t-shirt and panties
>had a play fight, led to dog pile
>may face accidentaly ended up being shoved right up into her friends ass
>memory is nothing but a blur at this point
Fuck, we memory technology now.
I wish I was this shota.
Never read Gokicha, huh?
Anime original ending incoming. Also, no S2 reminder.
Pretty funny this episode
I also feel a real sense of achievement for having not dropped it
I'm glad KyoAnus don't do two-cour shows anymore, can you imagine how shit their third Haruhi would be?
What keeps it curvy instead of droopy?
Now that's she's come to this maybe I should make one for every episode.
>this fucking episode
>all this wonderful Mai being full onee-chan
>You will never be a cute shota with a loving tall blonde oppai onee-chan
>Make nothing but bear puns all day
>Acquire blowjob handlebar loli
I didn't expect her to be so easy.
>I still don't like the fact that she's a cowtits
I liked her since I saw her in the trailer. Martial art girls get instant points for me.
Can the show just turn into an SoL about these two now? Can we get a spinoff of it or something?
I need this.
The one after next is last.
>he didn't fall in love with her after her episode.
Shame on you.
What are they doing?
Maybe they're also just a couple of samefags being vocal.
Not as much as I want an Onee-chan.
So not only is their OC genie a good character, but their OC loli is more plot relevant than Leina now?
The powers in this show are so bullshit and yet no one bothers exploiting them.
By this point it's fairly obvious that everyone is a god-tier illusionist at worse and a fucking reality warper at best but no one tries to fully control this crazy power, choosing to focus on one single shitty sub-power instead.
I mean, if Kurumi can create an imaginary world and Haruhiko can regress in age just by feeling like it, imagine what someone who actually gives a shit could do.
Why is Koito trying to be like Spider-Man?
>>Koito becomes Haruhiko's brother
Would you a brother?
Those powers doesn't sound easy to exploit, seems like they need lots of old emotional effort behind them. Haru has been suppressing and faking his emotions ever since he was a kid, same with Kurumi too, she's been a low esteem kid since forever. And even then none of the events are voluntary and only affect very little of reality, like just a simple age regression or just a short jump into your mind.
And controlling that one shitty subpower takes years of training and a bunch of chuuni mantras in addition to being predisposed to using it in the first place. The powers are based on the human subconscious so I assume that controlling them is extremely difficult.
I'm not saying it would be easy, but it's worth putting some effort into.
And creating an imaginary world and being capable of regressing your own age are pretty OP powers, considering you are using your fucking mind to change the state of your body or create a space where you are subconciously in control of everything.
This faggots could be Aizen on steroids and yet no one bothers trying to surpass their limits or developing their potential. I know this is mainly SOL so we are not getting that kind of thing, but it annoys me anyway.
>Kurumi searchs for bears on internet
>She runs into a page of Bear type body men.
>She now fantasizes whith big hairy men.
Kyoani Finds a way
These kids have some fucking shitty family lives god damn
>Reina's family is strict
>Haruhiko's basically abandonned him
>Mai's is unknown but she lives alone
>Koitus' is unknown but she lives alone
>Kurumi probably has a loving family that bathes her in bears
Life ain't easy, Jim
This, seems like there's no random asspulls for now, and looks like only MC and lolibunny has developing and varied abilities, unless you're counting Koito's random comedic web spewing this episode.
I would be happy if at least there was some generic scientific organization experimenting on the kids's powers in order to unlock their full potential, but so far the closest thing we got to that is Alayashiki, of which I don't know shit aside from them being involved in the incident that granted everyone those powers.
>Oh, look! This kids have the ability to shape reality in unique ways!
>Meh, let's just have them fuck around in school and ocasionally send them to kill/seal/whatever evil tulpas.
But that's a shitty version of age regression, one of which the user has no control.
Imagine if they could go back ten years without losing their memories, that would be like attaining fucking immortality.
As cheesy as it sounds, when your imagination is the limit, the possibilities are endless.
I guess that's why I like Ruru episode the most, there's no shitty backstories needed.
You'll have to bear with me for a second but if you bear in mind that there's bearly any substance bearied under a pun, you can stick to the bear essentials and bearrage the loli with all the puns she can bear. If you do that, I'm sure she'll bear her heart to you and maybe even let you try
It seems reasonable that an organization like that could exist without anyone knowing about it. Experimenting on children is highly unethical and such an organization would likely want to keep things completely under wraps.
Dude, watch the show next time. There's already various flashbacks showing ongoing research, and in case you're paying actual attention, some rich and powerful parents likely doesn't want these research to go on and wants it to be limited because they don't want to fuck their kids.
What we're seeing is just a private school's little ghostbuster club, and that's good because that kind of chuuni you're wanting are just generic and overdone.
They all have multiple powers, did you forget how Mai made Fire instead of water in the episode where they fought in the factory? Reina's the only one who has a less varied skillset but it's possible that she could get the powers of whatever phantom she ate that day.
Guess who's a master of point blank beara of effect attacks.
I wonder if overall she shows more skin than Koito or Reina. Last episode her clothing was only halfway unlike other's more covered clothes, the ninth episode she's the only one with bloomers at the last scene and her magical clothing was quite revealing. There's also quite a number of shots of her undeveloped thighs at the seventh episode.
More like in the real world, Mai is Haruhiko's dead mother, Koito is dead older sister, Reina is dead younger sister. The false phantom world is created from his grief of losing all three at the same time.
Mai without retarded ponytail is better. Remove ribbon.
Her ponytail makes sense because it would flail around annoyingly while she's doing /fit/ stuff. Even Kurumi ties up because that's where her dildo is placed. The only one that doesn't make sense is Koito, why would she wear cute little hairpins if she's such an edgy little shit?
>why would she wear cute little hairpins
The answer is in the question, because they're cute.
Now that was uncalled for!
We all know how that ends.
Please no bully.
That's the point, though.
Koito has this super serious, cool and detached demeanor all the time. She wears her hair short, in a metropolitan sort of "grown up" cut. She always sits and stands with her shoulders out, her chest up and her back straight, which is a really masculine posture.
You take that all together and then you add these cute girly hairpins, and then it makes sense. They aloof shit is all an act. She's just a shy, socially awkward girl afraid to let her her self through because she's been hurt in the past. She puts up this 'tough' exterior that's exactly the kind of thing she thinks looks "cool" and "grown up" in exactly the way a shy teenager thinks "cool" looks like. Deep down she's just a cute girl that's acting out her fantasy of what a cool phantom-hunting lone-wolf heroine would look like, something she probably got right out of a manga or light novels he reads, and pretends to be that image so that she can hide her true cute, girly, vulnerable self.
That's also why she has to repeat her tacky chant in full every single time she uses her power. Because she thinks it's cool. She think sit makes her sound grown up and badass and probably practices posing and reciting it in front of a mirror when she's home alone, just so she can act it out perfectly and be that cool little heroine when she's hunting phantoms.
She should place Albrecht more frequently on her weird little head, because that's the only justification for her weird little head.
Simple anon, it's because short hair looks the best when hairpins are involved.
They're not front ponytails, they're handlebars. You know, to make her blowjobs more comfortable. Here are two examples:
>That's also why she has to repeat her tacky chant in full every single time she uses her power.
Let's take a short moment to realize that they all do it and that hers is the least tacky of the chants. The AAAAAAA was kind of stupid, but Mai groping her soft body to summon the phase of stale fanservice to her fists got old very very fast. Not to mention summoning the winged dog or Cthulhu, that's just cringeworthy.
>He doesn't like CTHUUUULHU
Kyoani, make plushies. This is free gold right here
> get excited when it they start mentioning moms because mom complex
> episode just re-opens the hole my lack of a mother left me instead of fulfilling my horny retard desires
feels bad man :'(
>not Kurumi-chan onahole
Im serious with this, someone should make a global anime database of these Zootropes.
searching for certain anime scenes for reference/getting quick peeks of certain episodes would be SO FUCKING EASY.
Bunch of disgusting perverts here.
Heaven or hell?