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You're alone when sundenly your parents break into your room and see you watching Love Live's opening.

How do you proceed?
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>>138705369
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Sing along.
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Do nothing because my mom doesn't care and my dad doesn't exist.
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>>138705299
>watching idolshit
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>>138705299
They should have knocked and introduced themselves
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>N-NO! IT'S NOT WHAT YOU'RE THINKING! I CAN EXPLAIN!
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>>138705299
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>See this shit? It makes shitloads of money.
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>>138705299
Say it's an ad
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Hope they can tell by the opening that Maki is worst girl.
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Ask them if they're lady
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>See the one in the center right? That's your daughter in law.
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They praise me for not watching garbage idolshit like [email protected]
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>>138705924
>posting worst girls
You're basically on the same league of shit.
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Umi, Eli and Nozomi best girls
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>>138705299
Stare at them intensely as I continue masterbating.
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"Yes mom, this is porn. Sorry, I'll lock the door next time."

Easier to explain.
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>>138705944
You talking shit about best girl nico?
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>>138705299
Tell them to get out of my house.
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The show was mediocre and dancing was animated so that I was nearly vomiting every time. The one good thing was Nico Nico-nii~
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>>138705299
>How do you proceed?
I honk.
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>>138705478
>dad doesn't exist
This is why the world goes to shit
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>>138705833
kek
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My mom knows I watch anime and has seen me watch things like Love Live and Gochiusa, but she doesn't really differentiate it with any other cartoon.

She does think it's childish though
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They have already seen my figures and dakimakuras
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Immediately switch to korn and look them in the eye.
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>Around midnight at the family house
>Rewatching S2, it's the Snow Halation episode so needless to say I'm getting emotional
>Sitting on my bed with the laptop screen facing me and the wall behind me
>Suddenly dad walks in
>Pause and wipe my tears, still visibly flustered
>He asks what I'm doing
>"Oh, n-nothing much, just watching a movie"
>Doubt.jpg
>"Well okay. I only came to say goodnight and that you can take the lunchbox that's in the fridge"
>On his way out he turns around and says "We love you son. I hope you know that".

It was a wierd night. The day after I told him I was watching Braveheart but he still thinks I'm depressed or something.
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>>138707551
I broke down so hard during the movie they didn't even bother talking to me when they came in
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My dad see's me watching Precure all the time and my mom watches Aikatsu with me. I'm sure they could handle Love Live.
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>>138707670
>my mom watches Aikatsu with me
Care to explain?
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>>138705299
My mom thinks Honoka is the cutest, she might join me.
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>>138705745
kek This stills gets me every time.
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>>138705299
I tell them I like chinese cartoon. So what? Least I'm not doing drugs or getting busted like their friend's children.
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>>138705299
Ive watched 2 anime series with my parents and multiple movies, and my appartment is full of anime posters and figures. Its been this way for over 12 years now.

they wouldnt care. my mother would probably ask if their was a dub she could watch.
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I don't watch Love Live. Only read some doujins so far....
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>underage thread
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>>138705299
Told you I'm not gay mum.
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>>138710614
Doujins are not real.
Maki is pure.
She'll always be pure.
This post does not exist.
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>>138711370
That's what you tell her if she finds your lolis stash
>>138711520
Maki a whore
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>>138711601
Maki a pure.
please stop
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Grab the pistol in my drawer and kill myself for somehow coming to and realizing I watched idolshit in any state of mind.
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I talked to my therapist about anime and sex today.
I brought up the old -Trips and falls onto girl and HUH WHATS THIS SOFT THING squeeze squeeze-

Probably the most awfully awkward I've felt in years.
>got so anxious and uncomfortable I sperged out a little and told her to stop saying movies and say episodes
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>>138711628
>pure
She is being shared by thousands of anons.
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>>138711520
She's the biggest slut in that show
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>>138711306
Oh you mean Nicofags?
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>>138711683
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>>138712200
Yes I want to die

>so do you ever want to do these things to a girl?
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tfw my mom wash my daikimura with her own hands.
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>>138711683
Good job
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>>138712351
> mfw i have no face
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>>138711683
>not mentioning ryona fantasies
Less awkward, you fucking moron
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>>138712351

How does it feel to be a failure at life?

Dont answer and kill yourself already
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>>138712550
english nakadashi -rape -ryona -scat -guro -drugs -"mind break"

eat shit
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>>138705299
The door to my apartment is always locked.
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>>138705877
LAD
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>>138712642
So you still read NTR and yaoi? Some superior taste you got there.
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>>138712782
tag flagging

Also I forgot to mention that she told me that for homework I have to watch an anime with 'sex content' in it (I think she means like rito falling into breasts, not a hentai) and then come back and tell her how I felt during the fanservice scenes.

What did I do to deserve this
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>>138712871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGp9P6QvMjY
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>>138707215
Pretty good band
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>>138705299
Happened multiple times. Just made eye contact and locked it till they left.
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Why have the recent Love Live threads been so shitty? They used to be fun
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>>138713194
Someone's been forcing them. Not that I care, this franchise is dead until the summer
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>>138713001
I don't know what I should watch that has that though. I usually don't watch stuff with lots of awkward fanservice
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Introduce them to mai waifu.
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>>138705299
>How do you proceed?
Tell them to knock and to not randomly enter my house without at least notifying me of their presence
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I sit in a corner facing the entrance so noone can do this time me even though I live alone.
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>>138712200

Hot Fuzz is god-tier nigga.
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>>138705299
>How do you proceed?
Ask them what the emergency is as they don't enter rooms without knocking unless there is one
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>>138713194
>used to be fun
Nice joke
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>>138705299
Has happened before
But I'm employed and everyone else's kids can't find jobs. I get a pass.
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>>138705299
That will never happen. I lock the door when watching moe or idolshit.
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>>138705299
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>>138705299
Put the video on pause, as my parents clearly have something important to talk to me about.
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I'd freak out because they're dead.
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>>138705299

I can imagine the dialogue.

>Son please, stop that. It is time you start fap with normal porn. Here, you can have my collection, I suggest starting with Amy Brooke, Sheena Shaw and Gauge.
>Thanks, Dad.
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Nico Nico Nii~!
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I would be really happy because I would get to see them alive again.
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My dad like kpop, I'm not even sure how he'd react.
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>>138707150
>>138707201
This little shit needs to die.
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