How much do you think he jerked off when he got his body?
He lived the entirety of his puberty without ever going through it. Without the nessisary triggers for arousal, he grew with zero sexual development.
It's likely he doesn't give the least bit of a shit about sex/masturbation. He'd probably only ever do it to procreate, finding such an act used for recreational reasons pointless and wasteful.
He'd feel pleasure as would anyone, I just doubt he'd take time to actually fap. His entire childhood and adolecent development was significantly abnormal enough that I don't think he'd take time out to do it.
Since he can't really feel with it, then it'll feel like someone else is doing it. I don't know if the pleasure from that offsets the displeasure of doing it with metal though.
I bet someone on /a/ can answer how mastubating with metal feels like.
>tfw you got hard to the thought of emaciated Auschwitz Alphonse banging the China loli with his shriveled skeleton cock
I'm not saying this to a le dank 4chan memer either, this actually happened.
>Short, but fairly stylish hair
This is Alpha Chad. He doesn't jerk off; he just fucks any hot girl who walks past him.
>pic related is Ed after hearing about getting cucked by Al
No you retard.
Have you read the manga at all? All that Alphonse wants is to live his life like a human, he even had a list of tasty things to eat when he got his body back.
He's not going to live like a machine, of course he won't deny himself feeling pleasure because he couldn't feel it when he was an armor. And he's 17 when he gets his body back, there's no way he can stop himself from fucking china.
>voiced by Rie
Winry pleases old men for automail parts.
I thought it was funny how Father had been planning for years and years to get people to do human transmutation so he could have 5 sacrifices but he still had to phone 3 of them in at the 11th hour.