Koyomimonogatari

>>138693373
We have have Hanekawa in all her perfection, what else matters?

>>138693394
Good point. This alone was worth it.

>>138693407
>[insert fanbase here]drone
>>>/v/

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How is she not being drugged and netorared by alphas ??

>>138693449
Hanekawa is one of the very few meta-humans that can legit fuck up Cockforce users.

>>138693373
I want every detail animated.

>>138693373
Only the last episode is important. Just watch it when it comes out.

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>>138693449
Hanekawa was chosen as one of the top 10 waifus you would have as your waifu.

I'd assume not a lot of people would be happy with NTR shit.
>>138693476
>Cockforce users

Kek

>>138693373
The last, or last two episodes are important, because thats when Koyomi gets killed by Gaen.

Is threesome Hanekawa's canon happy end?

>>138693449

Kaiki was compelled not to run from her even when he mentally wanted to, because he was compelled to think it was cowardly.

Guys like that probably remember some girl they fancied or their mothers and spill their spaghetti, eventually just helping her to the next town and wondering why they have lost the urge to bang her.

>>138696833
>kaiki
>alpha

pick one

Should I start watching Monigatari on release order or chronological order?

>>138697015
Release, ofc.

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>>138693850

>>138697015
You can try watching it chronologically, but a) only one of three Kizu movies is out and b) figuring out the order is a hassle even with the chart.

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>>138693850
ok anon

Nothing is necessary, but its interesting nonetheless if you want to follow the series.

Think of it like this. You normally have peanut butter and jam one on each slice of bread. Now you add an extra slice of bread in the middle and apply light peanutbutter and jam on both sides of the new slice.

It becomes more filling, some might enjoy that, others who are on diet because they're fat might not want to.

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>>138697425
>It becomes more filling, some might enjoy that, others who are on diet because they're fat might not want to.
Depends on whether that Peanut butter and jam is monkey or not.

>>138693449
Well, she's half Oddity now so she can easily fend for herself and beat the shit out of rapists.

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>>138697015
Release order.

>>138696957

He would be more alpha than the dude bros who just shag moeblobs you see in most doujins though.

If he falls, a girl who smiled after getting her stomach cut open probably isn't gonna be taken in by some Guido on the beach.

>>138693373
>Boring.

>>138697015
always release order, for gods sake

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I like to think she's just on the bus every time Araragi calls her and imagines she's at the beach or in a hot spring.

>>138693449
Not on the first round/night.

But I definitely can't see any problem in Curly taming her pussy with some prep time.

You just have to create a situation where letting you fuck her and cum inside is the moral and beautiful thing to do.

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DID
NOTHING
WRONG

>>138700197
I know she's kinda a bitch but I was genuinely really taken back when Tsukihi started bullying her.

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>>138700151

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>>138700341
Well, you have to remember that each Monogatari story is told by an unreliable narrator.
Nadeko is without a doubt the MOST unreliable, so she could have spun what Tsukihi was saying to her in a negative way when in reality what Tsukihi was saying probably wasn't bad at all.

>>138700853
That's true, I guess it's just a little more difficult to convey an unreliable narrator from visual media.

>>138700853
>when in reality what Tsukihi was saying probably wasn't bad at all.

If it were two men, I'd believe you but women are known and pride themselves on double talk. The bakemonogatari series is specially filled to the brim with double talk, double action, self lies and hypocrisy, but that's what made it good.

>>138700175
>You just have to create a situation where letting you fuck her and cum inside is the moral and beautiful thing to do.

Nice try. She operates on her own feelings rather than robotically going off what is right now, he'd be passed over in less time than it takes her to order her next drink.

>>138701413
Kek, of course you would fail with that defeatist attitude.

>>138697510
Where is duck

I feel like this shit really loses focus after Nise.

>>138701772

Nah bro, she is just the type that you are gonna have to be sincere with. No hit it and quit flings unless you are considering being a barbarian and using ruffies. Which then you might be visited by another type of kitty while the other is out. And it won't be your semen that get drained.

>>138700853
Nadeko doesn't spin it negatively. Nadeko actually thinks Tsukihi made sense (although that was expressed through Kuchinawa-san). It's just dumb viewers who take it negatively and the anime leaving stuff out.

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>>138701357
True that. Not to mention Tsukihi is known for being manipulative, selfish, and jealous of any girl that gets close to Araragi.

She singlehandedly and willfully sabotaged any chance of Araragi and Hanekawa forming a romantic relationship due to her intense brother complex.

shhh..shut up or else monofags will bash you

>>138702016
Actually I can't imagine a greatest orgasm that cumming inside while being energy drained at the same time.

>>138701413
Don't believe in yourself. Believe in the cock! Believe in the cock that believes in you!

>>138693373
If you only care about the main main plots, you can skip it, but if you care about every little detail about how the characters interact with Araragi, then it's worth the watch. Plus, every episode is only like 13 minutes and they all have fantastic fanservice

>>138702061
>She singlehandedly and willfully sabotaged any chance of Araragi and Hanekawa forming a romantic relationship due to her intense brother complex

The irony was that this was completely unknown on her part, and the end of Kuro proved Araragi was full of shit.

The biggest irony was that Tsukihi bawled like a baby during Shiro's rejections scene and said her brother was an idiot who should go die.

The Fire Sisters fucking love Cat.

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>>138702481
>>138702311
8/10 anons, you made my morning

>>138702619
The best part is when old Crab dies and Koyomi x Hanekawa finally join each other, the Fire Sisters still will be alive (just really wrinkled) to see it all.

>>138702619
Kuro just proved that Araragi was kind of a dumbass and that he was too dense to realize Hanekawa's feelings for her.
>Tsukihi bawled like a baby during Shiro's rejections scene
Was this in the LN? This did NOT happen in the anime.

>>138702813

It's in the commentaries. Tsukihi starts bawling when Hanekawa is rejected and says that her brother is an idiot who should go die. Even Nadeko is crying.

>>138700197

Still the best arc in the entire series. By far.

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>>138702683
Crab seems like the kind of girl who wouldn't mind a threesome. Not even she was straight enough to resist Hanekawa.

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>>138702907
>Even Nadeko is crying.
OK. NOW I'm calling bullshit. Either post a link to prove this or piss off.

>>138702907
He wasn't mentally prepared anyways, probably would have ruin it all.
Waiting some decades was the wiser choice even if he won't ever realize that.

>>138703005

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_7YvnOnKOAw

Listen around the 21:20 mark, it's where Hanekawa absorbs Kako and starts crying, Tsukihi starts crying than Nadeko does.

Hana a shit
Worst gatari

>>138703469
>they know the truth
there is a chance they were faking tho.

>>138703469
I see. Well then, I'll be damned. Didn't sound like Nadeko was shaken up about it that much though.
However, are the commentaries even considered canon material that's part of the story?

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>>138703644
Who's Hana? There's no girl named Hana.

>>138693373

her hair looks like skunk fur

>>138699875
>He would be more alpha than the dude bros who just shag moeblobs you see in most doujins though.
He wouldn't though
Kaiki is just bad end Koyomi, suffering from terminal loneliness

>>138693449
Hard mode but doable; curly or big guy need to drug and trick themselves into believing they are in love with her, then proceed to his usual smooth-talk business.

The third guy is too much of a scary cat, he won't make it.

>>138702813
>he was too dense to realize Hanekawa's feelings for her.
It's his creepy savior complex thing he has with her (on top of the usual spaghetti-spilling that Hanekawa just naturally causes in people) He can't see her as his equal, therefore he's not able to acknowledge something like that with her.

>>138704349
So he's a pussy.

>>138704090
It's white tiger colored you peasant. And skunks are cute as fuck aside from the smell.

>>138704349
That may have been the case in Kizu and Bake, but I think it's safe to say that Araragi and Hanekawa have come to a much better understanding of each other since NekoShiro.

>>138704790
They are a work in progress.

>>138703744

It isn't because there would be issues with Tsukihi knowing about oddities.

It's in-character though. Like how Hollow Ataraxia, despite its dubious canon, has the characters in-character, they say what they would say or do in those situations. Tsukihi would cry for Hanekawa and call her brother an idiot for example.

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>>138704790

He created Ougi who bullies Hanekawa because of his beta feelings, if you read the commentary for episode 1 of Koi, it's all there between the lines. Trying to stir up her composure, trying to make her angry, it's like a kid who can't just say they like a girl and pulls their hair to get a reaction.

Not to mention how Araragi begged her to stay by his side on his knees crying when he was seeing her off at the airport.

Then when Ougi makes fun of her for having three personalities, she says "but now I have only one!" in a pouty voice and Ougi says it's no fair if she says it that cutely. That should clinch it.

Then you have Ougi Travel, where she says Hanekawa smiles at everyone but her and tries to play it off that she doesn't care.

Little clues like that are nice nuggets.

>>138703744
Nisio writes them, hwo wre they not canon?
Of course theya re meta as fuck, but what was funny in this commentaryw as how Tsukihi kept saying she would get moved by the scene yet fakes cries in the end,
>If you don't cry in this scne you fail as a human being, you don't have a heart
>like Nadeko-chan
>Ehh you attacked Nadeko while crying!?

>>138697015
Release, like every other series and every other type of medium.

>>138706616

Yeah, much like that, but I tink that's the point. Its not that Tsukihi did that, but the she would have done that, showing in this way how deeply she wanted his brother to be with Hanekawa, or at least how she would have felt about him for reject Hanekawa's feelings.

>>138707237

In character, not canon. It reveals some things about the characters offstage, but the meta shit some characters shouldn't know shouldn't be thought of as canon, just like it's ignored in the actual story as jokes.

And Tsukihi said that, I could barely understand her when I first went through it.

>>138707486
but it also reveals some information for the characters, like why Tsukihi changes haircut or what was inside 89ji's backpack, is that not counted as canon?

>>138706892
>Araragi begged her to stay by his side on his knees crying when he was seeing her off at the airport.
And when is this LN supposed to be animated??

I might get all originals blurays in a single purchase if they have a goodbye kiss or a goodbye fondling.

>>138707851

The anime might skip it, since iirc, it's mentioned offhandedly, but it in the second part of Owari. No kissing or fondling because she wouldn't have that unless he was dating her.

>>138707610

That was what I said, some information and revelations are canon (like Gahara spending lots of time with Kanbaru and rejecting dates to say she would spend time with Kanbaru in Tsubasa Cat). SOME reveals are canon, most of it is in character meta.

>>138707851
>>138708224
It was in Zoku Owari. And it was more of a comical aside than a serious scene. He was crying because she was traveling to a war zone, not just because she was leaving.

>>138693373
>So is this just supposed to be nothing but side stories?
Yes. Why do you think it's just shorts that don't even air on TV? It's basically just a bunch of bonus side stories for fun and to see more of the Monogatari characters.

>>138693373
Damn, who's the goddess?

>>138693373
So her armpits and pelvic hair are bicolor too I guess

>>138708939

Thanks for that, I had heard otherwise and needed clarification.

>>138702961
>Crab seems like the kind of girl who wouldn't mind a threesome
She lets Koyomi hang around with other girls solely so that he can choose her over all of them. Crab is in a weird tier of possessive, man.

>>138712401
If she ever tried to restrict his pervert nature, she knows he will dump her.
Crab knows her place.

>>138712751
She's just as lewd as he is. Do you not remember their date?

>>138714177
what did they do that was lewd

>>138693394
Her cattats seemed quite small. And her lesbian haircut sucks balls, Black Hanekawa was tip-top impregnation material.

>>138693373
>watching the Gataris for any other purpose than pleasing your dick

>>138714348
>watching the Gataris for any other purpose than pleasing your dick
actually liking the characters helps in that regard
the overarching story itself is less interesting though, sure

>>138714206
She was determined to warp his perceptions on lewdity to the point where Kanbaru looked like a pure and innocent girl.

And she did all of this with her own father in the car.

WHat's going to be Koyomi Nothing op guys

>>138714554
>And she did all of this with her own father in the car.

That was some quality bantz. I don't see how anyone could hate Crab after that car ride scene.

>>138714647
nothing

>>138702053
Tsukihi only cut Nadekos hair to get her brothers dick as punishment.

It was an incredibly selfish action and she didn't do it to help Nadeko at all.

Tsubasa does things to all of my dicks.

My mind dick, my heart dick and my physical dick.

BUT, I have a waifu, and I can't help but compare my self with ararararararagi in this regard.

This woman is perfect, but I can not leave my waifu for her.

>>138714722

I guess it's my fault for not seeing that coming senpai

Is there any reason behind Cat washing the dye out of her hair in Owari when Ougi challenges her to come up with the answer for Sodachi's mom's disappearance?

>>138693449
>>138700175
>>138704293
>Samefag

Fuck off back to >>>/h/, samefag. Everyone on /a/ recognizes your posting style.

Nothing more cancerous than samefagging Jinfags.

Even the hentai threads hate the fuck out of you guys for hijacking threads.

Not surprising considering you vocal minority over at /h/ are the only autists capable of making a general on /h/ with less than 30 people all year long.

>>138714654
I can understand not liking her the most, but I'm pretty convinced that anyone who outright dislikes Crab just can't handle the bantz.

Just finished the episode where Kaiki reappears after his apparent death. Does he make any more appearances? Fucking love that guy.

>>138715092
Didn't you watch Hana?

>>138714654
>I don't see how anyone could hate Crab after that car ride scene.
Usually the hate stems from after Bake, not from anything during Bake. It's sort of hard to hate her in Bake as it is considering she has more screentime than all the other girls put together in that season, chances are that if you disliked her there you probably didn't like Bake in general to begin with.

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>>138714348
>Her cattats seemed quite small. And her lesbian haircut sucks balls
>small

If you think her breasts are small, then the othe girls are completely flat, including Gahara.

And her haircut is in no way butch, just imagine when it grows longer again with the stripes. Plus her job helping the poor in war zones, we will get top tier cake cat with jeans and military fatigues, who solves oddity problems on the side.

Make it happen Nisio, Tsubasa Sleeping was good, but keep going.

>>138714846
What's this autism case doing in my /a/?

>>138717880
>If you think her breasts are small, then the othe girls are completely flat, including Gahara.
I think he meant OP's picture specifically

>>138714846
You are asking the wrong questions

>>138714654
I thought she was obnoxious as fuck during the car ride.

>>138693449
Because it would break my heart.

>>138714846
kek

>>138696833
Lucky for us, the dude has electra complex and wants to dick his own mother.

>>138693449
Even vampires are affected by poison, I say give hanekawa a cocktail of aphrodisiacs mixed with muscle relaxant. Once the dick is inside she has already lost.

>>138717880
>cake cat with jeans and military fatigues
I didn't know how badly I wanted this until now

>>138700151
>>138700600
lel that place was real?!

>>138721188

Why would she take something obviously given by a guy who seems shady. She is one of the smartest characters in the series, she'd likely leave him drinking his own creation.

And should she take it, she'd likely just transform and even muscle relaxant won't stop him from being drained.

>>138721639
but muh alpha male ntr

>>138721620
>machu picchu
>not real

are you retarded?

>>138702061
>Not to mention Tsukihi is known for being manipulative, selfish, and jealous of any girl that gets close to Araragi.
why is she always trying to stab him though? Did Nadeko actually pick up the yandere schtick from her or something?

>>138721620
Please go out more.

>>138721639
>anon cherry popping on /a/
Perhaps because he isn't the one giving the drink to her?

>>138721620
Gotta be kidding; where in Japan is that.

>>138721639
rape101 : you never pass the drink yourself

>>138693373
OP is right. Having cat in all her glory made the wait worth it, just wish the studio invested more time on her body details.

>all this netorare talk
You all really really think she's gonna wait for Araragi keeping herself a virgin? Your faith in humanity is bigger than mine.
I think she had at least one lover on each city she hits.

>>138722252
Curse you anon, shut p. No way hanekawa is gonna cheat on her love for araragi, no way

can someone post the webm where best girl talks about her favorite emoticon?

>>138722357

No I agree with him that she is moving on and is treating Araragi as a friend, or more like a little brother now.

Don't think she is just dating anyone though, she seemjs the type to know the person first.

>>138722357
He outright rejected her. She has to move on with her life eventually m8.

>>138722357
Hanekawa's had the most "moving on" development out of all the girls by far, even Kanbaru is more likely to end up with Koyomi than she is at this point.

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>>138699759
>not posting the latest version

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>>138722705
>I'M 17
See you in April.

>>138722705
Calm your 17yo tits and read the thread

>>138722801
>>138722654
Even if her heart will wait for Araragi until their time comes, I also believe she'll experiment all kind of emotions before that and will have plenty of lovers all over the world.

Isn't a betrayal IMO because they are not together yet

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Removing glasses was a mistake

>>138723253
All hanekawas are perfect in their own way imho

>>138723129
Honestly she's way too good for Araragi at this point, even if she has lingering affections for him.

>>138693373
Do somebody have the updated chart with all monogatari adaptations?

>>138723253
muh dick

>>138700341
>Tsukihi started bullying her.
wait what

>>138700341
>Tsukihi started bullying her.
This is my fetish.

>>138723129
No, Hanekawa is a loner. She inherited Oshino's drifter lifestyle.

Cats are loners by nature after all.

Tigers etc hunt alone and live alone.

>>138693373
Why not just watch it? It is relaxing.

>>138724098
>Tigers etc hunt alone and live alone.
Will Hanekawa become a cougar when she gets older?

>>138718069
What's this crossboarding cuck doing in my /a/?

>>138722801
I'd be fine with a Kanbaru end

>>138721188
Keep telling yourself that, cuck.

And vampires aren't affected by human poison at all.

The only poison that ever affected a vampire belonged to a Snake God.

>>138724128
>ntr intellectuals
>cucks
Anon you still fighting the good battle when you already lost the war.

>>138724126
Probably and Hanekawa has no time for relaxation when she travels.

Seems like she keeps getting involved in murder cases as much as Detective Conan involving the supernatural.

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>you will never help Hanekawa relax

>>138724309
Sorry but you cucks have lost the war both genetically and intellectually since the dawn of mankind.

Turn your back around. Did you just realize that a cuck like you is posting from his favela now that I broke your temporary relief from living in a third world shithole.

Thank God, Zika is here to permanently cripple your genes as you can only produce shrinking brain sizes from that point onward.

>>138724468
Nice try amerifat, I'm European master race

>>138724530
I'd rather be fat than Muslim

>>138724530
>European
>master race
good b8

>>138724570
There were like a hundred jokes you could have made about dindu refugees cucking him and you went with that?

>>138724570
>>138724570
>USA 60% white
lmao

>>138714746
Well said fellow anon. Glad you can appreciate Cat nonetheless.

>>138724644
>Eu-rape 10% white

>>138724644
You sound awfully ornery; did you forget to take your daily dose of Achmed's holy cum?

>>138724644
This triggers the fats

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>>138724644
you dont want to go there, ahmed

>>138693373
Why do people even like Cat? I can understand liking her when she was a lewd cat monster, but she's so boring.

>>138725202
>europe is a single country
american education

>>138724570
>>138724644
Keep that shit on /pol/. This is an anime imageboard.

>>138700151
I went there recently. It sucked. But, I noticed they've referenced Machu Picchu more than once. Another time was when Araragi was running round the world after Hachikuji told him to disappear.

>>138725253
As far as taking Ahmed's dick you might as well all be the same country right now.

>>138725308
Why is Shaft sucking peruvian cock so hard?

>>138725595
Because they don't want to lose another fucking ranked dota game

I JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT GATARIS

>>138725999
Sure thing Australian Satan, I like Bee because I have a filthy imouto fetish and tomboys make me rock solid

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>>138726118
This is all beefags in a nutshell.
The superior tomboy and best girl is clearly monkey but they are too siscon to see it.

>>138726162
I want to spank Crab's small ass.

I want to hold ougi and love her
Kagenui would be a good replacement though

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>>138726197
But she's a lesbian and said herself that she's only interested in a physical relationship.

>>138726255
Except that Kagenui would hold you instead.

>>138726162
Don't post that shit

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>>138726162
I would do terrible things to that woman.

>>138726279
I'm ok with that
I'm also ok with looking up her pant leg while she stands on my head

>>138726278
Anon they are all 2d girls who don't really exist.
And if they did none of them would want you.
What's your point?

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>>138726344
If you're that liberal with their personalities you might as well choose any girl because you can just remove anything you don't like, right?

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>>138726118
>Australian Satan
OK I chuckled.

>>138726386
Welcome to waifuism

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>>138726310
this scene should be illegal it got my jimmies so rustled

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>>138693373
you do realize that there was more snail, right?

even if it was brief, our angel returned to us

>>138726386
I'm not liberal with her personality.
I just don't pretend I'm in a relationship with her.

>>138693373
>So is this just supposed to be nothing but side stories? Is it even really necessary to watch this? Because a lot the episodes are kinda boring and inconsequential.
Essentially my sentiments on the monogatari series in general.

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>>138727183
>I just don't pretend I'm in a relationship with her.

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>>138727232
I'm not judging your delusions anon.
I'm just saying her begin an alleged lesbian does not prevent me from liking her the most.

>Monkey
>lesbian

>Spend all her time studying male dick.
>A lesbo

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>>138693449
Right off the bat i can see two ways, good news? both are legit

A). Hypnotize myself into believing I have a terminal ill and ask her a dying wish to relieve my pain with her body. After several sessiond of progressive sex and cumming my soul out in her I just bullshit my way into her heart.
As amazing as she is, Hanekawa is still a woman and a very maternal one at that, take advantage of this.

too hard?
too risky?
too much time?

B). Just smear yourself on pic related and she's yours.

>>138727871
And what if she goes black?

>>138727871
>Right off the bat
Heh

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>>138693373
Not all of it is necessary, mostly it's just fleshing out the characters/how they think a bit more.


But the last episode is definitely necessary ((probably Koyomi water too, as it introduces Kanbaru's bathtub, which is kind of important)), it's basically what starts the next story arc.

>>138727871
Hanekawa can't be stolen away because she doesn't belong to anyone.
If she loses to the cock is because somebody**crab* sold her weaknesses out.

>>138728600
Koyomi sets up mayoi hell?
Is that why they chose to break owari right there?

>>138728847
Seems like it

>>138696833
>Kaiki was compelled not to run from her even when he mentally wanted to, because he was compelled to think it was cowardly.
Kaiki, when he first heard of the name "Tsubasa Hanekawa", instinctively decided that she is someone not to be messed with. This despite the fact that he knew nothing else about her. Hanekawa is a dangerous creature.

ougi is my waifu

>>138729272
>instinctively decided
Because of the kanji composition?

>>138728732
he looks really really spooked

>>138729462
>Verzeih mir

>>138729334
>Because of the kanji composition?
Nope. He just felt TERROR, when he briefly considered targeting her for one of his scams. His mind automatically rejected it and told himself this is a BAD idea. As I say, this is despite him knowing nothing about her at all other than she being Araragi's friend.

>>138714728
Wait, what? I don't remember this at all. When does it happen?

>>138729502
Well, what else can be expected from the guy that couldn't even tear crab's hymen?

>>138729502

Well she is basically insane on top of being an abomination oddity hybrid thing. I'd probably trust Kaiki's feelings on that one.

>>138729586
>basically insane

Not you again.

>>138729584
nah you she banged him to try to keep her family together

>>138729589
What could it mean?

>>138701357
But the point is not the intended meaning behind what bird said. The point is whether she said it at all.

Snake is not above just making shit up to suit her narrative.

>>138729584
>Well, what else can be expected from the guy that couldn't even tear crab's hymen?
He is loyal to only one woman. He will never get his dick hard over any other female.

>>138729628
I don't think I'm the anon you think I am, I don't post about her often.

And anyway, just saying "basically" because she does do a lot of logic defying things. Though granted a lot of those things happened in Kizu, she's better now than she was then, obviously, but she's still a huge unknown in the story as to what she's really capable of given the circumstances.

This megane bitch has overstayed her welcome. She's the worst character and the amount of screen time she gets is ludicrous.
Her cat form is bearable, but it doesn't save her regular character.

>>138729589
Didn't remember that, that's real cute

>>138730257
>megane bitch
This just gives the impression that you haven't seen most of the series.

>>138730257
You deserve to be drugged and raped for that comment.

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>>138721832
It's in Peru, not Japan.

Jesus christ anon, did you fail high school geography?

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>>138693394
We haven't seen her nipples yet...
I don't consider that to be ALL her perfection.

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I want Hanekawa to sit on me.

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>>138693850
I'd like to see the entire MEMEME video with Koyomi and both versions of Hanekawa.

>>138731001
MOM
O
M

BUTT
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>>138731028
Kaiki best girl.

>>138731028
Why is Kaiki so fast?

>>138731028
He says he had a girlfriend at the time he met Tooe. Is this true or was he trying to look cool in front of his daughteru Suruga?

>>138729589
Even the germans get it? Das ist unfair!

>>138731092
Yes.

>Shinobu didn't eat a single donut

NOT OKAY

>>138731028
He is. He should've died, though. Is he so good that they had to bring him back from the dead?

>>138731245
she ate the very first one

>>138731113
https://u.pomf.is/zkogvg.mp4

>>138731308

She deserved them all. She is perfect.

>>138731267
>He should've died
he did

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>>138731377
indeed

>>138731308

What did Hanekawa mean about teaching him about love?

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>>138731397
Wait, what?

>>138731334
FOR FUCKS SAKE, WHO BRINGS A BABY TO A CINEMA???

>>138731526

lol

>>138731526
At least he passed out at the end

>>138731334
Her voice is fucking brilliant.

>>138731507
can't blame you for not lurking into monogatari threads before

>>138731480
giving up things you like for the sake of who you love while expecting nothing in return
honestly it's just bad writing

>>138731541
>lol

>>138731773

>

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>>138725217
Cat is cute as fuck, has great chemistry and dynamic with Araragi, and the stories that revolve around her have been consistently interesting and good. I honestly can't understand how anyone can think she's boring.

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>>138729589
>>138728732
Anyone have any webm's of Hanekawa's scenes in Kizu?

>>138721620
Fuck off and never return.

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>>138726278
>>138727441
>>138727496
Araragi is a cute girl so it doesn't count

It's more defined in the LNs but basically her relationship with Araragi is more like a less extreme version of Araragi's with Hanekawa. She just adores him and he's a defining part of the way she thinks in general.

>>138733831

It´s called araragisexual my friend

>>138733373
I want to fill her womb against her will.

So all are the fucking novels and shit adapted, with the exception of Kizu? I used to watch them when they came out before, but I noticed there was a lack of immersion due to the lack of continuity, which was due to me watching the last part like 6 months ago, causing me to forget minor details and stuff, so I've decided to just wait until everything is adapted and watch it all again in release order. It also doesn't help that, yes, shit is super scrambled all over the place.

>>138707610
So why does bird change her hair so much and what is in the backpack?

>>138735940
>So why does bird change her hair so much and what is in the backpack?
Bird hair grows extremely quickly, so she HAS to cut it or she would always end up with ankel length hair. And she just cut it any way she feels like because it wasn't going to last anyway.

The backpack just has the usual items a little girl thinks she needs for a sleepover. Pyjamas, spare clothing, toothbrush and all that.

>>138736043
>toothbrush
MISSED POTENTIAL

>>138735366
I don't care if she falls for me down the road or not, but me too, I only want to impregnate her while she loves someone else at the time.

>>138733831
>he's a defining part of the way she thinks in general
You mean about lolis right?

>>138736043
I... don't know what I expected

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I dedicate my life to Snail-chan

So why did they go with the Hobbit route for Kizu? Was there that much content that it couldn't fit into a single movie or 1 or 2 cour anime? Or is it because it prints money?

>>138730257

She is a great character that is why. I mean, the anime missed a lot of the bro moments she has with Araragi, and a very important part in Nise where he says she is like his second mother now, but even still I can't imagine how someone can say she is boring unless they need a girl to have some gimmick with their interactions with the main character.

She is wise, cute, sexy without trying to be, and sharp. These shorts are just showing you what was apparent throughout all of Monogatari, Hanekawa needs her own adventures. Nisio made her a shadow heroine helping Araragi in the background which was the first mistake, and then not developing her more as an exorcist which is the second. The way things are going for her now, I can say he learned that lesson.

>>138737146
>So why did they go with the Hobbit route for Kizu? Was there that much content that it couldn't fit into a single movie or 1 or 2 cour anime? Or is it because it prints money?
As a company, SHAFT probably decided that they couldn't handle making Kizu all in one go. Making three shorter movies makes it easier for their inability to manage their time. Look forward to how they would still end up delaying the next two films, because SHAFT being SHAFT and deadlines are merely guidelines.

>>138737570
I remember when it was supposed to come out in 2012. lol

>>138737529
>sexy without trying to be
No, she is very much being actively seductive

>>138733373
What is that pose trying to compel?

>>138693373
>He doesn't know

How? You new to mono threads?

>>138693373
I want to make Hanekawa my semen toilet.

>>138693449
is there even a single japanese who looks like that?

>>138738431
They 3 and plenty of other bulls are always pure japanese men, I know from my 20 years of reading hentai.

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>Thread about best girl
>Only 12 pics of best girl

Disappointment.

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>>138738565
You mean 0 pictures of the girl that is mathematically proved to be best.

More Cat is always good though.

>>138737529
She's comparably boring.

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>>138738653
That picture makes me want to kick Sodachi. She looks really kickable like not a single part of her wouldn't be fun to kick.

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>>138738653
>More Cat is always good though.

More cat should be fucking good in her own thread. Anons missed the point that Op wanted a cat thread and it got derailed by the other girls.

Just like always, cat can't have her slice of happiness. The "man" has to keep cat down.

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>>138738975
Are you her father?
>>138738995
There is a fair amount of discussion though, just not many pictures.

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>>138739040
>There is a fair amount of discussion though, just not many pictures.

Reading is for losers!

>>138738653
Why is she never mentioned in any of the other novels besides Owari?

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>>138739040
Not her father, just somebody who wants to give her a good kicking then dicking or the other way around.

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>>138739170
She is supposed to be kindly loved into sanity, not abused more.

>>138739165
She is mentioned from now on.

Her promotion to main character was basically the largest deviation Nisio made from his original plans, just because he really liked her while writing the entire class for Ougi Formula. But while Araragi's trauma was planned, she wasn't so she was a hikikomori before her arc and moved out from the city after.

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>>138739279
niice

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Oi

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What the fuck, Yuudachi Houteishiki still hasn't been uploaded?

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>>138739980
And with less than one week for sodachi arc OST with the volume 4, which probably won't even have youtube upload if there is no torrent.

>>138740104
Do people just hate her that much?

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>>138740135
If Shinobu Mail BD is uploaded on the same week it releases, then yes.

>>138738216

Nope. She mentions in the commentaries that when she noticed Araragi was getting off on her lectures, she lessened them.

Any attraction Araragi feels is purely because she is naturally hot.

>>138740210
Hachikuji calls her out on her seductiveness in the commentaries.

>>138740210
>She mentions in the commentaries that when she noticed Araragi was getting off on her lectures, she lessened them.
A likely excuse from someone who spawned two separate monstrosities from her self-denial.

>>138740445

You talking about that one in Tsubasa Cat? She conveniently forgot how Araragi was purposefully hitting bumps in the road to get her to hug him tighter.

Face it man, she is just unintentionally cute and sexy. Araragi can't help himself. He even tries his best to look up her skirt like a gradeschool kid in Owari.

>>138731377
Shinobu isn't about taking gifts from someone else. Anyways, half of the donut experience is Araragi deliberately deciding to get them for her.

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I want my mind to go blank as Hanekawa energy drains me as I creampie inside of her.

>>138728732
>HorribleSubs

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posting best gataris

Garbage hipster shit

>>138700600
me on the left

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>>138741657
I couldn't give less of a fuck about the tomboy but don't you dare sexualize Tsukihi you fucking piece of shit

>>138742439
>>138741657
Indeed, Tsukihi is pure.

>>138740210
>Araragi was getting off on her lectures

Is that why he was huffing and smiling like a doofus at the thought of having to call Cat to ask directions for Kagenui the day she skipped their lectures?

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>>138742439
yeah, tell her not to sexualize herself.

>>138738653
FLATASS
L
A
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A
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S

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>>138743035
Not canon

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>>138741657
Needs more Cat.

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>>138743279

>>138742779

You answers you own question.

Why do you think he always tries to get her to say her catchphrase? That is like conversational foreplay to him. And she says it all the time because he likes hearing it. Notice he smiles whenever she says it. And how he frowned when Gaen says hers.

>>138742791
>that symbolism

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>>138744302
What could it mean?

What was the point of Neko Kuro? It retconned a bunch of stuff. It did more harm than good.

>>138744940
>It retconned a bunch of stuff
Are you talking about how it retconned a lot of Tsubasa Cat Part 1? Because a good portion of that was anime original, since Nisio didn't fill in many details about what happened during Golden Week until he wrote Neko Kuro.

>>138745027
I was referring mostly to Araragi being aware of Cat's feelings for him at the end of Kuro.

>>138736304
In general. She does the same with Gahara to an extent but the Hana LN makes it clear that how she thinks Araragi would react or think to certain situations compared to how she would is something that's often on her mind in general.

>>138739279
What did they mean by this?

>>138745974
memes

>>138731334
Great googly moogly. That was genuinely unsettling. Never seen a movie uses baby cries as bgm to communicate distress in its audience like that. That's pretty brilliant on the sound director's part. I can see why they decided to split Kizu into three movies.

Who expecting new OP for Koyomi Nothing here?

>>138739980
I've had it forever where are you even looking?

>>138746187
Too optimistic. There won't be an OP and the translation won't be ready by the time the episode is out.

Anyone find the new Sodachi Lost OP to be really fucking lackluster?

The animation, not the song, which is fantastic.

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>You will never be casually used by Shinobu as furniture and then go to Senjougaharas house to be berated and bullied by a girl madly in love with you

>>138746622
yeah, there's not actually much going on visually

>>138693373
>Europe
Why no topless?

>>138747625
Where and when did it imply she was in Europe?

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>>138747625
You had to make me think of Cat sunbathing topless didn't you?

Cat is the girl of my dreams.

>>138693894
>Hanekawa was chosen as one of the top 10 waifus
can you provide source on that? I'd like to check the list

>>138748335
Source: The World

>>138738653
she killed her mom

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Why is Cat so perfect?

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>>138746622
I think it's cute and appropriate as a character OP, but it's really simple and straightforward to be one of the top tier OPs like mathemagics.

>>138693449
IIRC they only target families. What are they supposed to do with Hanekawa by herself?

>>138750083
In any other show she'd be perfect. Sadly she's overshadowed.

I really, really want a show that's based on the Suruga Devil OP. Yuri lesbian basketball drama with the two best players from opposing teams falling in love.

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>>138733831
>(Nadeko Snake chapter 2)
>“This might be inappropriate, but…Kanbaru. This isn’t about what you said, but if I’d met you before I started dating Senjougahara, I think I might have ended up dating you.”
>“Yeah, I think the same thing if I had met you before being charmed by Senjougahara-senpai. It’s really rare for me to feel like this about a member of the opposite sex.”
>“I see…”
>Of course, I wouldn’t have met Kanbaru without Senjougahara and vice versa, so it was an impossible hypothetical.
>“I have an idea, Araragi-senpai. Since that girl’s in our way, how about we kill her and bury her?”
>“I don’t want to hear any more frightening ideas!”
>No matter how much I spoke with her, I couldn’t get a grasp on her character. She was unfathomable! Just how deep does your rabbit hole go, Kanbaru Suruga!?
>“Isn’t Senjougahara your beloved upperclassman? …Honestly, you have a surprisingly black heart.”
>“Please, enough compliments. I’m going to blush.”
>“That wasn’t a compliment.”
>“Anything you say to me makes me happy, Araragi-senpai.”
>“You damn masochist girl…”
>“Damn masochist girl? I like it. Call me that more.”
>“…”

>>138750510
If hentai has taught us something is that nobody is unbreakable. And btw, already answered >>138727871

>>138748558
toki yo tomare

>>138724468
absolutely rekt

>>138751401
Kanbaru is so fucking based.

>>138751401
Sounds like she's just trolling him

>>138751401
>“Damn masochist girl? I like it. Call me that more.”
Perfect.

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>Araragis haircut at the end of Kanbarus arc
Dear god.

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>>138751401
I fucking love Monkey

GET FUCKED ABL

>>138752338
He looks great. Can't say the same for Kanbaru.

>>138752476
/sp/ pls

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i'm surprised this was actually translated considering it's non-h

>>138752110
I get that it's not really possible for it to be a 1:1 adaptation but it's a damn shame how much good banter gets lost from LN to anime. With all the characters in general, that is.

>>138752110
She's a tease throughout the entire arc. She guilt-trips Araragi into accepting this as a date (this is before he's even taken Gahara out on a date too)

>>138739279
I'm lost, what is this about?

>>138751401
Why is she fucking best bro?

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>>138753076
>>138745974
it's a fertility dance

>>138752888
>non /h/
As a footfag, speak for yourself.

>>138753143
>Kanbaru fucking Kaiki
Anon that's disgusting