I'm going to post this everyday until you like it.
Oh look who's posting today. The Important man doing important things.
Oh look at him, so importantly important!
No is not.
Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa how rude and uncalled for.
no need. I already like it. carry on now
I like it but I do not understand it.
>I don't understand
No one does!
Why are you not banned for spamming this shit thread everyday?
>I have NO idea what this is or WHO it is for
This has been here (daily) for 8+ years. Scrub says what?
YOU MADE ME BUY THIS!
Until the stars burn out and the light fades.
Spend the time to convincing me otherwise.
Sakura falls in love with Shiro.
Unable to confess, the wormslut is gifted by a deus ex machina with the boy's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.
But, the next day, when the educated prostitute recounts the previous day's confessions to the boy, he only looks at each of her with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the boy she called is not the same boy she fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the alternate universe counterpart of her crush, who has fallen in love with her AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as they strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip each other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FISH.
>Sakur-Ai! Because, you know, she's Sakura and it's a love story. Get it, get it?