So she took Koyomi's seed?

How long until Hanekawa and Koyomi confess their feelings for each other?

I hope Nisio doesn't die before delivering.

>>138640379
But they already did, Tsubasa was rejected.

The end.

>>138640379
50~ years until crab dies (one lifetime). Cat and Koyomi stay together for 8 more lives after that.

>>138640379
I always wonder is Nisio is going to do something that is closer to reality, which means Koyomi and Crab falling out of love and breaking up, Koyomi then bouncing up with some random slut (or maybe Cat) and then he goes out and find someone else.

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>>138639214
It's the only place his seed is allowed to be deposited

>>138640741
Only if Crab ends up with Kaiki.

>>138640741
>koyomi and crab falling out of love
how? crab is full yandere on him at this point about killing him if he were to leave her

the only way they break up is if crab dies and koyomi lives, at which point he'll still be tied down to kiss-shot for life

>>138640741
I'd hate if Ararararagi stayed with Crab until she dies of old age and he's still young. What a shitty life.

>>138640912
Crab is kind of stupid, she probably wont get to 40

>>138640988
It'd be better if she died young so Koyomi wouldn't spend the rest of his life with an old hag.

Unless Crab is a cuck and lets him fuck whoever he wants.

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>>138640912
They would just disappear together and leave her a goodbye letter, maybe a child in her belly.

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>KOYOMI SEED
>there was no seed

why?

when will araragi get keked by crab? the sexual tension between her and kaiki is palpable

People who have taken the Araragi

>Crab
>Bat
>Bee

>>138640741
he may, but even with that I don't think he will end up with cat. She is his only friend after all

>>138641178
Kaiki is a man of principle, he won't go with her if he consider her a child

>>138641178
Kaiki's waifu is dead. He will never love again.

>>138642884
>Kaiki's waifu is dead. He will never love again.
If that was the only problem it wouldn't have been an issue. But she didn't just die, she died while happily married. This means she is out of his reach even in the afterlife, as she is still banging her husband even now.

Her ghost shows up in recent chapters, And implied that she is rather sad that he is refusing to move on. He is still her friend and she hate to see him being alone forever by his own choice.

If these episodes are being released as an app, does that mean someone is actually paying money for them?

>>138643796
I think it's free, but it's region-locked.

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Commie you fucks, get to work.

>>138645414
Does anyone actually watch Commie's dogshit subs?

Why doesn't Koyomi just make them all his thralls?

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>>138645590
>he doesn't know

>>138640379
Koyomi only feels indebted to Cat, he doesn't particularly care for her personality and has gone on to say he actually finds it disgusting. He's only into her body. Meanwhile, he's said plenty of times that he both loves and is in love with Crab.

Get rekt Catfag.

>>138645820
delusional

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>>138646021
Feel free to prove me wrong.

>>138646175

>Commie

>>138646273
>Kimochi Warui

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>>138645820
Is well stated That Fagrarargi and Cat lust for each other.

Remember that crab said "if you cheat on me I will kill you and the I'll kill my self"? Guess why Koyomi is sticking around with that psico.

You can not tie up two eagles they need to fly on their own, next to each other. That is the relationship with koyomi and cat.

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OK, I am just going to say this one time.

Commie has the best subs for the monogatari series.

This is a fact and is not up for debate.

>>138639214
No, I did.

>>138640929
Have you ever seen The Man from Earth? I would say that Koyomi will abandon Crab after some years of fikki fikki because of that. I don't see an ageless person staying with someone that is decaying every year.

>>138639214
that's racist

>>138646357
>Is well stated That Fagrarargi and Cat lust for each other.
Lust =/= Love
You can find someone sexually attractive and find their personality revolting.

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>>138639214
Yes.

>>138646478
> would say that Koyomi will abandon Crab after some years of fikki fikki because of that. I don't see an ageless person staying with someone that is decaying every year
Yeah, I agree. That's not life. An old Crab would never be able to kill him anyway, and he'd get tired of that when she's past cake and enters obasan territory.

>>138646532
incredible doujin.

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>>138646532
>That doujin

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>>138646571
Reverse panda is taking a dive, can I get a link?

>>138646499
But it isn't healthy to keep up the lust in control. Sooner or later that dam will break and you will ended up in a situation where someone will get hurt.

>>138646688
It only gets out of control when Araragi doesn't wank off to a few porn mags.

>>138646679
Why don't you use google m8? It is right there as well. Dorobou neko no yokorenbo

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>>138646499
>You can find someone sexually attractive and find their personality revolting.

Try being right-wing in Commiefornia. I literally cannot have a conversation with any of my FWBs without wanting to pull my hair out.

>>138646742
Not him but I seriously doubt that Araragi will stay with Crab forever, unless is into gerontophilia.

>>138646772
That isn't better on Texas or whatever. Almost every women is a liberal noways, specially if you live in a city.

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>>138646771
many thanks

>>138646532
http://exhentai.org/g/404201/a430b267dd/

>>138646795
>Comparing 3D relationships to 2D ones.

Araragi and Crab are still together as of the latest chronological novel in college, while Cat is just off exploring the world. They don't have many chances to spend time together, so if they didn't get together in HS, where they spent the most time together, odds are they aren't getting together at all.

>>138646970
I wasn't comparing that. But why would an immortal teenager still be committed by a rapidly aging woman?

I wan't even referring to Cat, I don't care. Bat best girl

>>138640627
As a crabfag, I'm okay with this outcome.

>>138647060
Oh I mean, it's kind of a given that once Crab dies, he'll live the rest of his unlife with Shinobu. I was just arguing against (R^3)gi getting with Cat, ever.

>>138646175

He has said similiar really mean shit in his head about Crab, about her being fat. About how he doesn't care about Hachikuji, and so on. The dude is rather rude and insensitive.

Did you not see at the end of Neko Black, how even Oshino, who hates Hanekawa called him on his bullshit when he said he didn't love her?

Or in Nise where he calls her his second mother?

Or in Owari, when he sees her off at the airport, and them collapses on his knees begging her to stay in a slobbering mess of tears?

What he says and how he feels are totally opposite at even the best of times.

>>138640741
>some random slut (or maybe Cat)
You stuttered.

>>138645414
>Commie
Not even once.

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>>138647145
>any evidence that Cat isn't pure

>>138647136

Doubtful. The story WILL have Araragi make a choice sooner or later, because that is how Nisio rolls. Tsubasa exited the stage early because she MADE him make a decision, she was curt and upfront with what she wanted for the relationship. But it's made plainly clear that the ones firmly in his heart was Cat, Crab, and Bat. Why do you think Bat asked him that question in Shinobu Time? One he refused to answer, even jokingly?

>>138647396
>One he refused to answer, even jokingly?
Didn't he answer something like, rescuing Hanekawa first, and then asking her how to rescue the other two?

>>138647136
He will stay in a relationship with Hanekawa until she dies or disappears for some centuries or whatever the life expectancy of japanese woman is x 9.

Then with Shinobu for all eternity, basically,

>>138647365
Was going to post that. And I am not even a huge Cat fan (I have Bat and Bee above her).

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>>138647781
So does Araragi

>>138646402
What the fuck is coalgrils?

>>138647846
The man has great taste.

>>138647846
Is it ever explained why Monkey lives in a medieval shrine/bathhouse/mansion/whatever the fuck it is?

>>138648209
She is rich.

>>138648255
Damn is every female on this series fucking perfect? God Damn it Ararari should just put them all together in Money's house and fuck every single one of them every day until they all die of old age or until Araragi feels they have become to old to be fucked and decides to find a new harem or just fuck Bat for the rest of time.

>>138648450
> Damn is every female on this series fucking perfect?
Cat and Snake are not perfect.

>>138640741
It'd be interesting to see what would happen if he dated a normalfag and had a normal and healthy relationship. It'd probably cause some other supernatural shit to happen as a result.

>>138646613
Bloody okojo is still the best thought, too bad it is still not translated.

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>>138648450
The girls on his class are poor though, so they are not perfect. One of them so much that she is not even able to afford living in that small rural town.

1 Orange mint
2 renai circulation
3 platinum disco
4 marshmallow justice
Everything else sucks.

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>>138648672
She could prostitute herself. To me.

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>>138648672
>small rural town
>depicted in the anime as a sprawling city

>>138648672
Yeah but not all need to be rich. Money can sustain the harem and the others just jump on the koyomi's dick bandwagon.

>>138648821
Get on my level

>God Tier
Marshmallow Justice, Hakkin Disco, Kimi no Shiranai Monogatari

>High Tier
Chocolate Insomnia, Kogarashi Sentimental, Mathemagics, Sono Koe wo Oboeteru, Sayonara no Yukue

>Great Tier
Staple Stable, Ren'ai Circulation, The Last Day of My Adolescence

>Good Tier
Kaerimichi, Ambivalent World, Futakotome, Perfect Slumbers, White Lies, Orange Mint, Yuudachi Houteishiki, Kieru Daydream, Ai wo Utae

>Mediocre Tier
Mousou Express, Decent Black, Snowdrop, Hana'ato -shirushi-, Whiz

>Meh Tier
Sugar Sweet Nightmare, Fast Love

>Bad Tier
Happy Bite, Mein Schatz

>ClariS Tier
Naisho no Hanashi, Border

>>138648450
>Damn is every female on this series fucking perfect?
It is implied that Araragi's family is rich too. Not as much as Monkey, but rich enough that Araragi get lavished gifts from his parents and they use high quality crystal-ware as regular drinking glasses. Araragi just isn't aware of how rich his family is because his parents didn't flaunt their wealth.

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>>138648843
>not either marrying her or adopting her with no sexual intents
>>138648906
You shouldn't believe in Shaft lies.

>>138648906
>implying it's not the town where Frank Lloyd Wright and MC Escher fled to after faking their own deaths

>>138649052
Why would I lower myself?

>>138649214
He has two hard working government workers as parents.

He's probably not loaded but he definitely sounds like he's in upper middle class.

>>138639214
Would you trust her with your seed, /a/ ?

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>>138649742
I want Mamaragi to handcuff and interrogate me.

>>138648534
Cat is beyond perfection

Cat is the worst character in the series for the following reasons:
1) Overweight, physically disgusting. Shit hairstyle, shit glasses.
2) Too weak to do things on her own
3) Acts humble to get compliments
4) Rapidly switching unstable personality, like a sociopath. A nisemono

There's a million more reasons. I can't believe she would even be in anyone's top 3 girls of the show.

>>138650251
I thought Cat was shit until I read Kizu.

>>138650251
Her love story with Araragi overcomes all of their flaws.

>>138650616
Cat is by far the character who receives the most development, and she's well served by it.

Is Kizzy really the only translated book?

>>138649052
Naisho no Hanashi is fucking great and yall need to love yourselves. Too jpop? Why not just stop being a fucking chuuni?

>>138650809
Officially. You can find fan-translated PDFs.

>>138649742
>He has two hard working government workers as parents.
>He's probably not loaded but he definitely sounds like he's in upper middle class.
No, you don't get it; the novels specifically pointed out that Araragi's household is surprisingly upper class, and in a way that the children were entirely oblivious.
http://www.baka-tsuki.org/project/index.php?title=Monogatari_Series:Nekomonogatari_%28White%29/Tsubasa_Tiger_025

Karen-chan gulped down the entire cup of tea in one go -- she was quite hearty.

And actually, now that I looked at the cup closely, it was of a very high quality.

Was that Baccarat glassware?

Even if it wasn't, all the same, it was almost disrespectful to call it a 'cup'.

Moreover, judging from the way they were handled, Karen-chan and Tsukihi-chan did not know of the value of these cups...

Could it be that the Araragi family was wealthy?

>>138651135
That Yakuza hush money doesn't spend itself, you know.

>>138649818
I would trust her with my babies but only in one place of hers.

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>>138640627
I wonder if 50 years will be enough for Araragi to overcomes his inferiority complex, be honest with himself, and say "I love you" to Hanekawa ?

>>138650873
Don't use words you dont understand

>>138650251

> 1) Overweight, physically disgusting. Shit hairstyle, shit glasses.

you're baiting hard

>>138652258
I find that the reason people here shit on Naisho no Hanashi is because of how much more mainstream it sounds. Hence, if we consider the reverse, it's being shit on because it's not thematic/anisong-like enough => chuuni/weaboo taste.

>>138639214

blackface edit when?

>>138650616
>sticks by Araragi's side after repeatedly being told to fuck off or she'll die

And people say Monkey is a bro.

>>138652522
But kizu hanekawa is only doing it because it's the right thing. She'd do the same for literally anyone.

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>>138652658
>kizu hanekawa is a righteous paladin

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>>138652522
Monkey is a bro.
Cat is also a bro.
Monkey is better though cause she's cuter and lewder.

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>>138639214
Okay, but let's put the sluts aside for now. Why is Kaiki Deishu so best girl?

>>138652979
Am I the only one who doesn't see his appeal? I like his speeches but as a character he just doesn't click for me compared to the rest of the cast (minus most of the oddity hunters).

>>138649899
It's said that the great Taoist sages don't die because they close themselves off in perfection, and death can find no crack on them by which it can grip them. Tusbasa is the same in regards to love: she has no human flaws, no weaknesses by which he could come to grips with her. She's never defenseless, and she's always right.

Perfect body, perfect mind, perfect soul.

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>>138653080
Hanekawa closed off her pussy in perfection, waiting for Araragi to be ready for her ( 50 years >>138640627 )

>>138639214
she sat in a bathtub with karen so she's likely pregnant.

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>>138652979
Nice

>>138653080
Nigga, if you gonna pasta at least pasta well.

Tsubasa won't save herself, and she won't let herself be saved, then what can he do?

She's too strong and self-reliant, so when she fucks up, she goes full-on unstoppable psychopath serial killer (well, serial energy drainer). Her mind is so powerful, she can create and bend oddities to her will.

It's said that the great Taoist sages don't die because they close themselves off in perfection, and death can find no crack on them by which it can grip them. Tusbasa is the same in regards to love: she has no human flaws, no weaknesses by which he could come to grips with her. She's never defenseless, and she's always right.

Perfect body, perfect mind, perfect soul.

>>138653059
He's literally the only character I like
Maybe MEME and crab I guess

>>138652892
Too bad bros don't win.

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>>138653664
She won my heart.
And that's what counts.

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look, I caught a monkey.

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>>138653908
Okay, hand her over slowly and nobody gets hurt.

>>138653908
Alright kids, what noise does a monkey make?

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>>138653970
the heart melting and boner inducing kind

>>138653216
IS it true?

Hanekawa massive tits reached enlightenment

>>138654752
Kaiki did as well... before dying.

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Can we PLEASE take a minute to discuss best girl

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>>138656021
gladly

>>138653216
Why are her tits glowing?

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>>138656082
Ah,a fellow snakefag.Greeting famicon.

>>138640379
Tsubasa tiger, did you watch it?

>>138646499
Crab is a mentally-unhinged psychopath.
I'm sure there's many a true love for that, and not just lust.

>>138656021
OP was discussing best girl, but for some reason ships her with a toilet entity.
No idea why anyone would want best girl to end up with a MC in a nip story.

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>>138647846
BEST

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>>138647846

>>138656082
What is happening here? Is Koyomi-onii-chan putting it in her butt?

>>138658718
because arararargi is "literally" him and self insertion is a pretty big aspect of anime, especially harems

>>138658773
nah, it was kaiki sticking it in fast with no lube and then punching her in the back of the head

>>138656082
i don't know why i even love snake

>>138657993
>small breasts
>fat thighs
>ZR
>bangs
>DTF
How the fuck did Araragi not impregnate that?

>>138658855
because he likes emotional girls, similar to himself, while snake is the most apathetic character in the show.

>>138648450
>or until Araragi feels they have become to old to be fucked
Araragi is loyal to true beauty. Age only refines it.

I mean, that's why he bought the MILF magazines in the first place. :^)

>>138658929
>apathetic
More like psychopathic Snake.

We're not even talking random crazy, or specific issues, or some manic episodes, or even sociopathy.

Actual psychopathy. And not even the yandere kind. She's surpassed that.

>>138652892
I'd argue hanekawa was lewder before their relationship got fucked up in Neko Kuro. In Kizu, she took off her underwear and gave it to him before his fight with Guillotine Cutter.

>>138652892
Monkey is a psycho lesbian.

>>138659049
i guess that's sort of true, since apathy plus violence is considered psychopathic. this also leads me to believe that people who like snake would fall prey easily to serial killers like ted bundy.

>>138659229
>since apathy plus violence is considered psychopathic
I wasn't agreeing with you. Stop using words you don't know the meaning to.

>>138659229
I'm not sure about that. There are plenty of eloquent people around her but she is able to tone them all out. The guy she is obsessed with is someone she chose out of observing him, and she doesn't listen to a single thing he says. Also she's a surprisingly apt judge of character - she fully understands the issues in her class even though she can't be arsed to do anything about it. Also, in the Otori LN she explains that she ran away from Hanekawa when they first met because she sensed "a fiery aura" coming from her (the tiger prior to separation).

>>138659368
Psychopathy (/saɪˈkɒpəθi/), also known as—though sometimes differentiated from—sociopathy (/soʊsiˈɒpəθi/), is traditionally defined as a personality disorder characterized by enduring antisocial behavior, diminished empathy and remorse, and disinhibited or bold behavior
it's violence plus apathy nigga

Why are all the Koyomimonogatari OPs lower quality than the rest of the episode, like the OP is bit starved but not the rest.

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>>138659170

She is still pretty sensual. Thing is, she is completely unaware if it. Kaiki talked about it in Koi in the LN, which is the Hanekawa we see in this episode.

He says she is cute and charming, but is humble Ina way that doesn't flaunt or is even aware of that charming personality, that "loveliness". Says she is completely the opposite of Nadeko, who uses her cuteness opaquely.

There was also the date she has with Araragi to a karaoke shop in Tsubasa Song, he says that she was so manly he wanted to learn from her about being able to usher your date.

She ain't perfect by any means, but almost every character talks about her in the commentaries as a real catch, even Gahara proposed to her in the one for Hitagi Crab.

>>138653216

No, she refused to be with him unless he dated her with committment, which is what he is not ready to do. No one gets that kitty without a ring.

>>138643476
Kaiki is the epitome of bitter nice guy. He just happens not to be the main character to get a harem.

>>138652892
Didn't hanekawa masturbate when she slept in araragi's bed?

did I dream this?

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Pretty sure she did, I mean look at her ritual.

>>138640627
Stop talking about your headcanon as though it's real.

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>>138652892

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>>138656021
I wish koyomimonogatari was after owari 1 and she got an episode. She will never have a normal discussion with Araragi about trivial things.

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Literally semen demon.

>>138661786
She appears in some of the later books which will surely get an anime adaptation eventually. In fact I only really got to like her after reading her side story in Orokamonogatari.

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>>138659170
She wasn't lewder, she was maybe as lewd.
But her lewdness dropped off over time unlike monkey's.

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>>138661906
But the only calm and normal discussion with Araragi she had was not shown in owari and there isn't one in oroka. I didn't read it, so she might just have one with someone else there.

She probably isn't the banter type though.

>>138661831
>girl celebrates birthday alone for fifth year in a row.

>>138662123
Well, there's an alternate reality Sodachi who lives together with Araragi in his home and is on brother-sister terms with him if that's any consolation.

>>138661130
>She ain't perfect by any means, but almost every character talks about her in the commentaries as a real catch, even Gahara proposed to her in the one for Hitagi Crab.
This is basically the contrast with Hanekawa; she has the body of a porn star and the intellect of a supervillain, but in exchange for these gifts she has a horrible past that completed damaged her mind. That damage has since being repaired, but one could argue that her genetic perfection is basically nature's way to apologise for CAT's shitty life up to this point.

>>138663617

It's more like it's alienated her from other people, as explained in Tiger. People outside the norm can't want to live normally, the universe forbids them to be anything but freaks. Now that she is an oddity hybrid, even moreso.

>>138663758
>Now that she is an oddity hybrid, even moreso.
She isn't the odd one out though, no more than Yozuru Kagenui is. She merely saw the world as it really is, she saw backstage and how her universe functions. It has been repeatedly shown that normality isn't normal at all, Hanekawa just reached her nature state and be what she truly is.

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Shinobu is the end game!

>>138664855
>ywn feed shinobu donuts while she sits on your lap

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>>138639214
What a slut.

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>>138666358
>MFW I read that as "eat shinobu donut as she seats on your lap"

It made that coment like 10 times better.

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>>138640627
Sorry, but Hanekawa loses memories about herself and becomes detective instead.

>>138666505
How does that work?

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>>138647365
But Cat is slut. Fucking anime only fags.

>>138666581
I don't know, sometimes my brain brings me such gifts.

I'm an expert on hiding a boner in public because of it.

>>138653970
The cutest sounds. The only person in the entire series to have a running gag of just her making sounds to get a reaction out of the person with her.

I'm surprised NisiO managed to actually have a running gag based on non-legible sounds alone.

>>138646357
>psico

>>138666899
I think the word you are looking for is "psycho".

>>138667150
>not understanding greentext

>>138666605
this meme wasn't funny the first time you posted it

>>138640379
They have, he's devoted to Gahara though so that's a no-go for him and she doesn't like the idea of him simply fooling around with her like he does with other girls if he's not devoted solely to her.

Koyomi is devoted to Gahara but spends most of his day playing with ghost lolis.
Hanekawa hangs out with Gahara because it's as close as she can get to Koyomi, though she beings to love Gahara too over time.
Kanbaru hangs out with Koyomi because it's as close as she can get to Gahara, though she begins to love Koyomi too over time.
and Nadeko is just mentally falling apart in the background I guess

>>138666532

what the fuck is that shit?

>>138666532
The one above? Something Nisio did while on acid, probably.

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>>138669165
>and Nadeko is just mentally falling apart in the background I guess

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What emotion does Crab's expression in the last panel convey?

>>138664855
Realistically, Araragi is probably going to live for several hundred years, right? In the end, the only one left will be Shinobu.

>>138666532
I'd actually love it if Okitegami Kyouko were a memory-wiped Hanekawa, but it seems like she isn't. Nisio is writing a crossover story where Araragi meets Kyouko in a park and helps her solve a mystery. Knowing Araragi he probably doesn't help at all.

>>138671136
He's bound to a full-power Kissshot as of... Mayoi Hell, is it? Motherfucker is going to live forever.

>>138671081
pure rage at a slut stealing her man

>>138671136
>Araragi is probably going to live for several hundred years, right?
We don't actually know that yet.

If Nisio's going to bother going there I imagine that he won't, just for the sake of drama.

>>138671136
>Realistically, Araragi is probably going to live for several hundred years, right?
Nobody knows, and Araragi has been suspiciously lazy about finding out.

>>138671136
Shinobu said it was a hypothetical at best and the series does it's best to skirt around the issue.

I'd argue he won't, he'll just live a normal life with Senjougahara because ultimately that's what Monogatari is about. It's just a story about a slightly weird guy having an exciting last year of high school before going off to college with his partner to grow into a fine adult.

>>138671801
I agree that's the fundamental idea of the series, but crazy stuff outside of the central themes happens occasionally. Like Tsubasa Sleeping for example.

Are the BDs for Owarimonogatari ever going to be uploaded? I've lost hope at this point.

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>>138640627
you mean spend 8 more lives being NTRd by shinobu

>>138672096
Yeah but that happens to the one girl that was going to be an oddity magnet outside of Araragi's influence. Both Gaen and Oshino make note that she's a bit fucked in the head in that regard.

>We'll never see Drama and Episode team up to save Hanekawa

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Left or Right?

>>138672251
Left.

>Crab is completely irrelevant in last volumes
>rereading Kizu
Fuck you Nisio

>>138672159
that doujin where Araragi gets NTR'd by Seishirou though.

>>138672251
Left, especially in this case.

>>138671081
Did Raita ever released another Bake doujin?

>>138649052 Why is there such a big difference between Kogarashi Sentimental and Fast Love? Am I missing something?

>>138672251
Left, all day every day and twice on Sundays.

>>138672300
Kizu was released before Nise as far as the LNs go, for what it's worth.

Also lets face it anon, Gahara just isn't that interesting. It has nothing to do wtih her being more normal or whatever, it'd be easy enough for Nisio to just insert her into arcs in a manner similar to Mayoi Snail.

>>138672312
A what now?

>>138672312
There's a doujin about that?

>>138672547
Spin-off LN where Arararagi choose Shinobu will be pure $$$

>>138661130
That's the point. Araragi is not ready for her yet (even if he loves her).

The 'maybe in 50 years...' is for when hitagi dies of old.

>>138672598
>>138672564
Akuowarimonogatari. He's disguised as Araragi for most of the doujin though.

>>138672300
Cat is superior, and so anyone else but nadeko.

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>>138672159
Whichever way you look at it, Shinobu and Araragi are going to end up together.

>>138672197

Considering how Tsubasa Sleeping ended, with her hulking out and beating ass after taking what was supposed to be a suicide pill, it's safe to say she will probably developing into a badass in her own right. Or rather developing into more of a badass.

I just hope the Nips don't start shipping her with Drama once that gets animated. The Kaiki shipping was enough squick.

>>138675080
what? explain further

>>138676310
>Cat helps Dramaturgy with a vampire case in Germany while traveling
>vampires take her hostage and are about to torture/kill her
>a thorn in the back of her teeth that Dramaturgy gave her as a last resort suicide pill awakens the vampire abilities in her from Araragi healing her with his blood
>rekts shit

>>138677041
>awakens the vampire abilities in her from Araragi healing her with his blood
That's retarded and I hate it.

>>138677041
>healing her with his blood
vampire Sodachi when
she can hatefuck Araragi for all of eternity now

>>138677041
I don't get it, why does she has vampire abilities? or she became black hanekawa for a short while?

>>138677237
What part of "the vampire abilities in her from Araragi healing her with his blood" do you not understand?

>>138677041
The thorn was something Dramaturgy would use as a suicide pill, but he gave it to Hanekawa after seeing she was determined to not give up, thinking it may have some other effect on her, though he didn't know what.

>>138677378
All of it. Araragi's blood gives anyone powers?

>>138677378
All of it

>>138677080

It probably has to do with the other oddities inside her, because the thorn is supposed to kill vamps (it's a suicide technique Dram gave to her).

It made her hulk out instead of killing her, so she isn't becoming a vamp. Since the story is called Tsubasa Sleeping, and the end was her hulking out and then waking up later, it could be the sign of an awakening of some sort. She is special in how she made and took in her oddities after all.

>>138677378
his blood heals and gives powers?

>>138678688

No, Oshino says at the end the blood isn't present in her body anymore. He asks her to tell him about her other trips trying to find him. So either he is lying and is trying to fish for why this happened by listening to her stories, or this is a special Hanekawa only thing.

And the sadist vamp twins can't tell you what happened because they were too ashamed at getting their ass beat by a human and ate each other.

>>138677624
>>138677646
>>138678688
Vampire blood heals and it's the source of vampire powers. In Kizu, Araragi had to heal Hanekawa with a lot of his blood (and while he was full power) after she was massively injured by Episode's cross. So she still has some traces of the blood's effects.

>>138678844
He's not lying or fishing. The implication of Oshino saying she doesn't seem to have traces of vampire blood in her anymore is that something happened later (such she had to use it up) so he was directly asking to hear about that too.

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>>138677041
Having just a little of Araragi inside her perfect body, gives Hanekawa the power to defeat vampires.

Why is she so perfect?!

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>>138661306
No, but she rolls around in his bed to mark it with her scent.

>>138661306
Yes, and she also peed a little

>>138679310
pure horseshit

Then why there isn't a traffic business of vampire's blood for money ??

>>138672741
so not really NTR then

>>138678844
>they were too ashamed at getting their ass beat by a human and ate each other

Did she turn into Black Hanekawa or what?

>>138678646
>She is special in how she made and took in her oddities after all.

This is something I never really understood. Anyone mind explaining this?

>>138683421
Hanekawa is something beyond human comprehension incarnated.

That's why she's so beautiful and perfect trough all her defects and virtues.

There is not a name or category for it tho, only her human name.

Does Ragi love Bat, Cat, and Crab in different ways?

Is the one he loves most someone other thsn Crab? If so why? And why does he love Cat at all? What did she do?

>>138684851
Holy fuck. Can you keep the retard gushing to waifu threads? Nobody here gives a shit.

>>138685351
>waifu in OP
>not a waifu thread
retard

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>>138652979
You have good taste, friend.

>>138675080
I am already shipping her with Dramaturgy. He seems like a nice guy.

>>138681807
She chases Araragi away to be with Seishirou at the end, so it is NTR.

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>>138685305
Nope, it's Cat and Bat but his own mental issues won't let him develop his own feelings tho.

Well, there is always time for immortals and semi-immortals to grow up mentally.

>>138683119

She blacked out before we find out, ala her memory wiping when she goes Black Hanekawa, she just knows after she awoke the town that was being enslaved was free, and the twins ate each other in shame.

Basically Nisio pulling a fast one like when Shinobu and Black Hanekawa fought with Yotsugi and not showing it. We will likely get a fade to black when it is animated.

>>138686666
thanks for the 3DPD satan

>>138686666
Satans speaks the truth.

Cat x Koyomi OTP

>>138661695
The things I'd do to her

>>138672251
Goddamit, I love Tsukihi so much

>>138686711
>Shinobu, Hanekawa, and Yotsugi vs. rainy devil
>never shown
>Araragi and Kanbaru vs. rainy devil
>poorly animated, no dedicated sakuga
Come on SHAFT.

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>>138686550
That one was still pretty tame compared to this.

>>138658748
Her foot in that one frame angers me. I don't get why they show panties for some characters, have other characters completely naked, but others you never see in anything less than fully clothed.

>>138687601
Do you not remember him wiping her down in bee?

>>138687101
>that side nipple

>>138688450
my nipples are legit like that when i lay down
sometimes even when i stand up

>>138688151
Honestly no, I never watched the series. I'm just going off what I see in screencaps. I know you never see any of Nadeko in underwear though.

>>138688579
why would you talk about a show you've never watched when you have the internet?
why not just watch it? why talk about things you've never done when you could be out doing them?

>>138688917
Waiting for it to all be over.

>>138688935
most of it is over
if you read the LNs, the main story is pretty much over and it's just short side stories at this point

if you mean the anime then you're gonna be stuck for the next 2-3 years while the remaining books get adapted at a snail's pace

>>138689002
Considering it's SHAFT we're talking about, I want to wait for the DVD/BD releases anyway. I've been patient for many years, I can wait a few more. I actually started watching the first season and it didn't click with me right away.

>>138689029
you're going to wait a full 9-10 years after a series releases to watch it because of some autistic desire to marathon it for the first time on BDs?

jesus Christ I need to leave here

>>138639214
What's on her face?

>>138690396
seed

>>138690396
seedo

>>138645820
Oh god retards are at it again.

Araragi was lying, he considers cat to be jesus in the flesh, he'll probably cut his own dick for doing something impure with her.

I'm not joking, he's just mentally ill when it comes to Hanekawa.

>>138693506
Why are you speculating? Araragi has a canon inferiority complex when it comes to Hanekawa.

As many have said, he'll (probably) be ready for her some 40 to 50 years in the future. They have all the time in the world.

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>>138652507
MAAAAAAAAAAAMMY