A totally hetero ride, you mean, right?
The "proposing to gay marry my best friend in front of a young child" bit. It would be both justice and the vanquishing of evil were it to succeed.
You can do it, anon! Show you bro that you're tight with him, like these two manly dudes.
The purest Justice, unblemished by sin.
Indeed, a friendship so close is something everyone should aspire for.
>tfw you became the ultimate only for your nemesis to turn your final battle into some faggot shit