Mine is smaller, but she still loves it.
I want to gently corrupt Rin into a BDSM slut.
this fucker didn't even make a few pages of her when she had short hair
I probably fapped at the scenes of her slow transformation ,in part two, to a whore than the entirety of part three
She's delighted that it fits her just right.
Found it on the first try, aww yeah.
No, your semen will naturally recycle itself in 3-5 days. If you do it more than once or twice in that period of time, your body will generate more semen and release more testosterone than usual.
No, she loves her lover's dick. She was extra excited in the second universe because she'd already been with him in the first.
>You didn't take so long last time, why are you such a betamax in this world?
>There is serious money in cutting baby dicks.
This really should not be a sentence.
Greatest NTR ever told. Technically cucked him *with himself.*
I'm not saying the Jews aren't money-grubbing monster cunts, just that cutting baby dicks shouldn't be a thing. Shit's fucked, anon.
It might be bait though
You take that back.
>cutting baby dicks shouldn't be a thing
But it is, and not only is it a thing, it's accepted in the mainstream as being a moral practice.
13 cm is within the average. I'd say anything shorter than 10 cm is too small. Length is not that much of a big deal for most women (not all though) given how close the G-spot is to the entrance. Men are literally obsessed with dicks compared to women.
>Men are literally obsessed with dicks compared to women
Only because that's what the media focuses on. Had this been ancient Rome, we'd be talking about how having a big dick is indicative of being a barbarian savage.
I didn't like it and never will. Doesn't suit her.
>You take that back
You have elder god-tier taste in waifu, too? I'd tip my glass to you if I still had alcohol.
>But it is, and not only is it a thing, it's accepted in the mainstream as being a moral practice
Again, I'm very aware. I just don't like it, even if uncircumsized dicks do look completely alien to me. Stupid as this might sound, it'd probably serve better as a style choice. People already pierce their dicks, after all.
I wish we would overhaul it for fuck's sake. What a nightmarish thing.
Greeks didn't care about dick size because they preferred having sex with little boys, and you didn't need a big dick for that.
They didn't care about women or them feeling good, so naturally they didn't get stressed over their size.
>Again, I'm very aware. I just don't like it, even if uncircumsized dicks do look completely alien to me. Stupid as this might sound, it'd probably serve better as a style choice
An erect uncircumcised dick is nearly indistinguishable from an erect circumcised dick.
Differences only appear when it's flaccid, and who cares about flaccid dicks?
The DNA doesn't have it's own identity yet, so it's usable for other things - like making a woman's face brighter and healthier-looking.
Think of it as the O-type blood of the skin world.
>my face I love his art
>my face I love the sluttynesof the bitches
>my face I absolutely hate NTR
Why couldn't Takeda Hiromitsu be like Aoyama Akira
Oh, so it was just about the NTR. Okay then, but your taste still sound alright. Futas can be okay sometimes.
When I say overhaul, I also mean purging the world of everything that made it what it is. News should be just that: news, information without bias and stupid crap tacked onto it.
>implying that anyone really cares about their waifu's source material/source love interest
One loves a waifu for their waifu. Nothing else matters. Plus, she even admits herself that she would have, "loved anyone if they let me depend on them." Yuno had a bad time. ;_;
>and who cares about flaccid dicks?
Huh, good point. They still look weird with that little hood, though. Is it actually true that uncircumsized dicks are more sensitive, all memes aside? I can never tell with you people.
Would be perfect if it hadn't drawn the attention of the mainstream.
Sorry for the long post, I like efficiency.
The Greeks did more good in developing and spreading their philosophy and science than the Latins ever did. The closest the Romans ever got to philosophy or science was their military strategies and Marcus Aurelius.
The most plausible reason I heard about that was they would make them small to preserve the completeness of the statue for as long as possible. Arms and noses already fall off of statues as it is so as you can imagine a massive dick would probably have fallen off relatively quick.
> Is it actually true that uncircumsized dicks are more sensitive
well you lose a bunch of nerve endings in circumcision and scar tissue isnt very sensitive
>They still look weird with that little hood
it's crazy how people think this
a natural un-mutilated body part looks weirder than a mutilated body part?
>there are people still this ignorant
There's two kinds of penises anon, meat rods that don't expand much more when erect and the so called blood penis which expands in size several times it's original size.
>Shame it's never going to get used
Play a game of pretend
It wouldn't be as bad if you hadn't implied I'm a tripfag. Stahp.
Learn something new every day.
>I can pretend.
I'd ask you to display breasts for confirmation, but 3D is bad and so are you.
It's only crazy because circumsized dicks are so prevalent, and that goes double if you've been circumsized yourself.
>anything that's not me is weird!
Anon they grew up with those sort of penises so of course it's going to look "unnatural" to them.
I bet if you grew up in a village where everyone puts a rod through their dick and you saw normal dicks they'd look strange to you too.
Romans were European and even the african provinces were inhabited by north africans (close to middle easterners) and not strong black men who were busy with real civilisation (none of that wasting time on statues shit) further south
This one is the absolute BEST. I lost my reaction image of Diethard at the end though, I should cap that again.
At least you grow at all. Count your blessings, faggot.
>all this dick discussion
>tfw dick unites the whole world
Anyone had success with PE here?
So far it helped me to be super hard, in week 2 now
my first crush was disappointed by my dick size and spread rumours around the school i had a tiny dick
i never recovered from that
Obviously there was no need for gigantic dicks because the women weren't as loose as todays woman. The looser the woman are the bigger penises they desire.
And she does like small, cute things.
It's amazing how often this happened when I was in school, sometimes I think they just said it for the sake of pissing off the guy. The only ones I'd believe were the actual sluts.
not even him, but I would not be surprised
we had stuff like this happening in our high school as well;
>girl has sex with boy, boy dumps girl later on b/c girl is crazy, girl decides to get revenge by spreading rumors of small dick
>same scenerio, girl this time spreads rumors of rape, tells parents, cops get involved
teenage girls are fucking crazy
>Obviously there was no need for gigantic dicks because the women weren't as loose as todays woman
>he doesn't know Roman women were whorealicious
>tfw I'm in my early 20's and I've been having weak erections for years now
>tfw sex drive low as fuck
I'm finally going to an andrologist next week. Wish me luck.
Fuck off with your blog.
>first time having sex
>"wow your dick is so big!"
>tell her there's no need for fake compliments at this point
>"no really anon, I've seen a lot and yours is definitely among the top!"
>tfw sex drive low as fuck
Good. Why would you want a high sex drive? I have it and it sucks. I wish I could divert those sexual energies into something that is actually productive.
>I've seen a lot
Filthy whore. You should have walked out right then and there.
The only winning move was not to answer.
>I'm a fat fuck
Why? Losing weight is so easy that you don't even have to do anything. You literally just have to stay away from certain types of foods and your body does the rest. Why have you chosen to become fat?
Dicks, of course. Dicks and ancient civilizations.
I would prefer waifus. What plans do you have for this week with your waifus? Plans for Easter?
Even if your penisu was small, your waifu would love in more than any other in the world.
It really is not that easy. Or at least, keeping it off is not. Over the course of my life, i have lost 400+ pounds, only to gain it back after 6 months or so. It really yo yos.
>Fap 5-7 times a day
>been doing this for the last couple years
>full head of hair
you shouldn't believe everything you read on the internet anon. Why would having too much fake "sex" be bad for your body, when your body is made to have as much as sex as possible?
I've had perfect health for years when drinking nothing but Cola, we'll see how you fare in 10-20 years.
>Why would having too much fake "sex" be bad for your body, when your body is made to have as much as sex as possible?
No I'm pretty sure your body is not made to have sex 7 times a day. And it's not the sex itself that's hurting you but the side-effects caused by the repeated chemical change that happens in your body after you ejaculate. Look it up, our entire body chemistry changes after orgasming.
If your waifu loves you, she will find ways to satisfy you and vice versa. Use your tongue, your teeth, your hands, your arms, toys and lotions, videos, poems or more. The stuff that could satisfy your waifu is endless.
Uncle /a/, whatever happened to Rome? Why is it so weak today? I hope he comes back to us someday.
I wont lie, i dont eat perfectly. But i also dont eat that much when compared to your average college student either. I do try, but for me, diet has never worked as much as hardcore exercise does.
Im inclined to agree.
Unless you have metabolic problems or eating disorders it's not really hard if you have the right motivation. Yeah, it's a big "if", but once you get used to the new diet it becomes easy.
t. ex 110 Kg 178 cm
I was 350lbs and I'm now 185lbs, I'm 6'2"
It took 2 years of dieting/exercising, first 6 months are the hardest, but once you get a rhythm going it gets easier, though because I was fat for so long I have a lot of loss skin around my stomach area, but doctors say it'll go back to normal in a few years if I keep exercising and don't gain weight.
I did it for my waifu
Replacing normal showers with cold showers was much harder for me than losing weight.
I've done both in the army
You just have no self-discipline. Go ahead, try taking one single ice cold shower a week and I can guarantee you that losing weight will be child's play.
>i also dont eat that much
You don't get it. It doesn't have to do with the amount you eat. The amount is irrelevant, it has to do with what specific foods you eat. If all you're eating is meat and vegetables, and you've gone into ketosis as a result, then it doesn't really matter if you eat a little more than usual.
That's the book "the fate of empires" right?
I remember when I first read this book. Scary shit.
Anon I'd find it hard for a "normal" person to even have time to jerk off that much. It takes me at least 1 hour to get going. Let's say you sleep 8 hours, you work 8 hours, you eat/go to toilet for a total of 1-2 hours. Am I just gonna spend 5 out of my 6 hours of free time just jerking off when I could be shitposting on /a/ instead?
it has everything to do with the amount, I've been fat before and I think people who haven't been fat don't really understand the volume fat people eat.
when I was 350lbs a single meal consisted of a full 2 liter soda, with the equivalent to "The panda feast" which is pic related, yeah it was junk food but it was also a huge amount of food.
Portion control is the biggest factor.
Jesus Christ, how do you eat like that on a regular basis?
I'm not fat but losing weight is extremely easy if we're talking about pure weight.
A few years ago I got skinny as fuck, lost 10kg in 2 weeks just by going full autist hikikomori mode playing FFXIV in holidays with limited food intake.
When you're that absorbed in vidya, hunger pangs are reduced to some minor annoyance.
Of course this is not a healthy method since you'll lose muscles too.
On the other hand, losing fat while maintaining your muscles, now that requires dedication and proper diet.
I'm pushing late 30s with a 9-5 job, wife and kids
still whack the pole about 5 times a day
by wife's cold as ice, puts out only like once a week
surely its normal for any healthy man?
>Wife only has sex once a week
she's cheating on you anon, I'm sorry.
>when I was 350lbs a single meal consisted of a full 2 liter soda
Yeah, and that's one of the types of foods you should consume. How many times do I have to repeat myself in order for you to fucking get it? If you're in ketosis, then the amount doesn't matter, because your body is naturally burning excess fat, whether you're excercising or not. If you're in ketosis then you will also naturally adjust your eating to the amount your body requires. The soda is what makes you eat more for fuck's sake. Nothing in your fucking pic is ketogenic either. It has everything to do with the types of food, not the amount. You wouldn't be eating this much if you were eating proper foods.
I was just super strict with my calories intake, and I still am. Unless I eat outside I always count how many calories I'm eating. Yes, it was boring, but once you get used to it, it becomes routine.
I still feel the need to binge sometimes, but luckily it's gotten weaker and weaker with the years, and I don't want to go down a potential slippery slope and fuck up what I've done.
Women are predisposed to enjoy the sight of men eating large meals, it's something evolution hardwired into them. It's a sign of the man being healthy and capable of obtaining large amounts of food, making them a good mate.
This is why my waifu enjoys cooking for me.
>This is why my waifu enjoys cooking for me.
The primary concern should be first and foremost on the types of foods because the amount will follow. It's the food that dictates how much you eat. Go to proper food and you will start eating the proper amount. The only reason you consume that many calories is because of the types of foods you eat. Stop worrying about the amount, and start worrying about the type.
She isn't even bothering to look my way
Yeah no shit you're gonna be hungry if all you eat is chinese food. It doesn't have the nutrients your body actually needs which means your body is starving despite you shoving this junk in your mouth. Why are fat people so fucking stupid?
I literally married my childhood friend and she's one of those extremely loyal naive types
heck we moved to the big city from our village, so she literally cant do shit without me and gets panic attack when she talks with foreigners
Sorry, but I don't fully agree. Healthy types of food are important for your metabolism, but ignoring the amount as long as you eat healthy doesn't imply you eat the correct amount, especially if you're fat and you're used to overeat. When dieting you should check both.
/a/ is going to make me have a mental breakdown one of these days
Holy shit, how come this is such a difficult idea to for you to comprehend? The only reason you overeat is because you eat shit. If you stop eating shit, then you might overeat for a while, but after a long enough period of time you will stop overeating.
>When dieting you should check both
Or you could just stop drinking soda, and eat exclusively meat and vegetables and watch as your body loses your excess fat without you having to do much of anything.
then stop reading/watching that filth anon
Vanilla is where its at
Why would you put yourself through that?
There is no "supposed to". There's only what makes you happy. I've got friends who start to feel neglected if they don't get sex every other day, my wife and I fuck 2 or 3 times a month and we're perfectly fine.
only newlyweds Anon
the novelty wears off
I was damn shocked when wife first turned down my advanced
>pic related, how I felt
>unmarried people trying to tell married people how their sex life should go
Or maybe his wife is busy taking care of kids and the home and is worn out when he's ready, or maybe she just has a lower sex drive. These are all equally likely things, along with a fairly substantial list of other reasons why his sex drive is higher than hers.
Here they fucking come
I got what you're trying to say, but I don't agree. What makes you think I even drink cola? I haven't overeaten for over 2 months now, but I can assure you if I had no restraint I'd eat twice as much as I do right now. The fact this method works for you doesn't mean it works for everyone else. Also, there is literally no downside in checking your calories intake, how is that even supposed to compromise a diet if you don't exaggerate with the daily deficit?
Yukine is so perfect holy shit, she has the temper of a lioness and sweetness of a plum
This. My fingers are only a bit longer than 3 inches, but when I stuff 3 or 4 of them up a girl and then put my dick in, she really loses it. Like, you go from behind and reach in and use her pussy like a handle, and then pipe the shit out of her. Hasn't failed to impress.
>first time sex with GF, couldn't get it up cause nervous
>grower not a shower
>second time, dick is diamonds, she compliments me on how big I am
>she literally chokes on it when she gives me blowjobs
>I can assure you if I had no restraint I'd eat twice as much as I do right now.
Because you don't eat properly. The only reason you're so hungry is because you aren't eating properly.
>The fact this method works for you doesn't mean it works for everyone else
Yes it does. My body isn't any different from yours. Both of us are still the result of the same evolutionary track spanning hundreds of thousands of years. We both evolved to eat the very same specific foods. You are not different from me in that way. Stop making excuses for your poor choices and start improving yourself. Eating properly is the most basic and easiest thing in the world to do, you have no excuse.
I love dicks.
Middle of shaft is generally the thickest part so most people measure that, it can depend on the dick though if its weirdly shaped. Most accurate way to measure is with a tailor's tape.
I used to think exercise was more important to, but I always had shit results for how much I did. As soon as I started to add more fruit and veggies in my diet my weight started dropping like crazy. I've lost 48 pounds in two months still got another 70 before my goal though
>I've lost 48 pounds in two months
Were you fucking 400 pounds? Thats a crazy unhealthy amount of weight to lose so fast.
OP here, disregard that last post, I suck cocks.
Nah I wasn't that much but still fat as fuck 336
I thought it would be unhealthy as well but when I went to the doctor she just said that everything seemed fine and just warned me that I'll probably hit a plateu soon
m8 /fit/ reporting in. You are correct that a ketogenic diet is ONE way of obtaining a healthy weight. It is almost impossible to eat so much of it that you would become obese. It is not, however, the ONLY way to do so. The governing factor is indeed caloric intake vs expenditure as long as you eat below your maintenance you can technically wat McDs and drink soda every single day you fucking autist
Here you go anons, I re-capped it. This man understands.
Does that mean wizards are the greatest heroes of all?
At that point wizards aren't simple heroes, they become "heroes of legend." They're the great ones who current age heroes seek out in order to understand or receive their power.
Literally the pleasure of being cummed inside.
>tfw just make it past the 15cm mark
You're not seething with lust, obviously. But it's okay, I don't do it a lot either. If I've seen some really good porn, I'll maybe get up to 4 times in a row.
I want mostly comedy with tasteful drama.
I can guarantee you every man on this planet has measured his dick at least once. Whether it be with a ruler or just comparing it with something else. Men will always be anxious about their penis size until the end of time.
Are there any good material on sadpanda with small dicks that doesn't contain netorare or cheating?
It's possible if you're aroused enough. For instance, if you're like me and you sometimes get a boner from building your lewd archive, and then you keep building and edging for more than an hour, and then you pick the most appealing options out of your new material, you blow that first load and see stars. But then the feeling lingers, the ecstasy of viewing all that lewd...it consumes you, makes you aroused again.
Probably a casual, but I've done 4 times in a single night I think, with not many long breaks in-between. That was a good time.