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>you're waifu's face when she sees your dick

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>you're waifu's face when she sees your dick
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had to break nofap for this, fuck takeda
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>>138626528
NTR tag
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>>138626528
I second this.
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>>138626667
What's the problem with netorare?
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>>138626724
Nothing, and the sauce is already here.
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>>138626667
Thank you.
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>>138626263
Mine is smaller, but she still loves it.
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It won't survive
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>>138626825
she sure loves ramming her cock down your throat
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>>138627010
Reminder that Sawatari ejaculated from getting Marika's cock rammed down his throat with no other stimulus.
Literally a semen demon.
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Why do people like small dick humiliation?
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>>138627106
Because we have tiny little dicks and having a girl pay attention to them is flattering.
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>I guess there's some japanese in you
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>>138626263
how small is small?
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>>138627163
She's talking about her fingers
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>>138627228
>it
>singular
>fingers
>plural
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>>138627244
mistranslated because they got the context wrong
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>>138627219
13 cm is small.
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>>138627322
Phew.
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>>138627369
She's used to it.
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>>138627106
Because I have a big dick and makes me feel better about myself.
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>>138627369
I want to gently corrupt Rin into a BDSM slut.
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>>138626263

I prefer average dicks.
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>>138626263
this fucker didn't even make a few pages of her when she had short hair

I probably fapped at the scenes of her slow transformation ,in part two, to a whore than the entirety of part three
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>there is a huge penis and a big penis tag on sadpanda but no small penis tag
What is this shit.
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The Hibike doujin was terrible.
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>>138627519
HEY BABY.
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>>138627519
But she can't see it like that
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>>138626263

She's delighted that it fits her just right.
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>>138627219
a micro baby's dick at the age of 20+
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>>138627619
She already saw it, now she's moved on to the next step.
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>>138627572
A terrible doujin for a terrible series.
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>>138626439
Me too though it only lasted 2 hours anyway
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>she sees you're dick
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>>138626439
>nofap
Why would you be abstaining? I mean I haven't fapped in a week either, but still?
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>>138627275
but she's literally looking at the guys penis in that scene
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>>138627762
It's good for your health to do it in moderation and not twice a day.

Also excess testosterone leads to hair loss.
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>>138626263
Found it on the first try, aww yeah.

Also, mine.
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>>138627828
Won't holding it in produce more testosterone? That would kinda defeat the purpose.
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>>138627869
But Yuno loves cock, when she was sleeping over at Yukki's place she was all
>How come you're not all over me yet?
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>>138627828
>he fell for the masturbation adversely affects testosterone levels meme
Literally circumcision prevents masturbation tier. The effects are subtle at worst.
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>>138627956
>circumcision prevents masturbation
Is that why the Yanks do it to their kids?
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>>138627902
No, your semen will naturally recycle itself in 3-5 days. If you do it more than once or twice in that period of time, your body will generate more semen and release more testosterone than usual.
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>>138628021
Originally, yes. Now they do it because facial creams are a multi-billion dollar industry. There is serious money in cutting baby dicks.
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>>138628063
The more you know.
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>>138627905
No, she loves her lover's dick. She was extra excited in the second universe because she'd already been with him in the first.
>You didn't take so long last time, why are you such a betamax in this world?

>>138628063
>There is serious money in cutting baby dicks.
This really should not be a sentence.
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>>138628126
>She was extra excited in the second universe because she'd already been with him
Greatest love story ever told.
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>>138628126
>>138628063
>jews love circumcision
>jews love money
gee i wonder who could be behind this
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>>138627762
A month without masturbation brings back that sensitivity of childhood days. It's like masturbating for the first time all over again.
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>>138626263
>I'm waifu's face when she sees my dick
Ok, I guess.
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>>138628425
Lurk moar.
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>>138628233
Greatest NTR ever told. Technically cucked him *with himself.*

>>138628289
I'm not saying the Jews aren't money-grubbing monster cunts, just that cutting baby dicks shouldn't be a thing. Shit's fucked, anon.

>>138628450
It might be bait though
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>>138626263
The fuck does Takeda always give the chick pit hair once she's fallen? Completely fuckin ruins it.
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>>138626263
>you're
pls
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>>138628570
>NTR
You take that back.
>cutting baby dicks shouldn't be a thing
But it is, and not only is it a thing, it's accepted in the mainstream as being a moral practice.
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>>138628063
Dare I ask what circumcision has to do with the facial creams industry?
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>>138627322
>>138627219
13 cm is within the average. I'd say anything shorter than 10 cm is too small. Length is not that much of a big deal for most women (not all though) given how close the G-spot is to the entrance. Men are literally obsessed with dicks compared to women.
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>>138627519
I recognize that distended belly!
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>>138628683

To signify corruption.
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>>138628719
Where do you think all that malleable DNA goes?
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>>138628683
You mean makes it better.
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>>138628723
>Men are literally obsessed with dicks compared to women
Only because that's what the media focuses on. Had this been ancient Rome, we'd be talking about how having a big dick is indicative of being a barbarian savage.
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>>138628723
I know it's average.
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>>138628723
Well as a man I'd prefer a larger dick in my ass than a smaller one, so I just figured women were the same.

im not gay btw
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>>138628784
Well I guess if the inducing part is all you care about then vomit inducing and boner inducing are kinda the same thing.
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>>138628813
Is that why all those statues have ridiculously tiny dicks?
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>>138628813
And they weren't wrong, either.
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>>138628750
Good times.
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>>138628859
Yes, it had to do with beauty.
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>>138628714
>outfit
I didn't like it and never will. Doesn't suit her.
>You take that back
You have elder god-tier taste in waifu, too? I'd tip my glass to you if I still had alcohol.
>But it is, and not only is it a thing, it's accepted in the mainstream as being a moral practice
Again, I'm very aware. I just don't like it, even if uncircumsized dicks do look completely alien to me. Stupid as this might sound, it'd probably serve better as a style choice. People already pierce their dicks, after all.

>>138628813
>the media
I wish we would overhaul it for fuck's sake. What a nightmarish thing.
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>>138628859
Yes. The ideal Roman male had a small penis. We only started focusing on big dicks in recent memory because Jews.
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these threads always make me so self conscious
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>>138628813
Greeks didn't care about dick size because they preferred having sex with little boys, and you didn't need a big dick for that.

They didn't care about women or them feeling good, so naturally they didn't get stressed over their size.
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>>138628909
>You have elder god-tier taste in waifu, too?
N-no my waifu is a futa and a fujo and a sociopath.
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>>138628767
You're joking.
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>>138628870
I'm not even a /pol/tard but I kek'd.
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>>138628909
Can't kill the beast. Cut off one head and two more grow in its place. The Jews have created a horrible monster.
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>>138628920
And thanks to that it was the greatest empire that existed.
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>>138628917
do you have a small dick
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>>138628859
shocking isn't it?
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>>138627869
>implying she loves anyone but Yukki.

nice try though
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>>138628046
>release more testosterone than usual.
That's the complete opposite of what I heard, but I'd rather believe that
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>>138628909
>Again, I'm very aware. I just don't like it, even if uncircumsized dicks do look completely alien to me. Stupid as this might sound, it'd probably serve better as a style choice

An erect uncircumcised dick is nearly indistinguishable from an erect circumcised dick.

Differences only appear when it's flaccid, and who cares about flaccid dicks?
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>>138628982
>Greek empire
Nope.
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>>138628911
goddamn jews for birthing us complex of having a tiny penis
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>>138628987
smaller than average
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>>138628982
Rome > Greece
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>>138628903
I wonder how Revy prefers her sex. Rough, crazy BDSM shit with other girls? Gentle missionary with Rock?
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>>138628941
The DNA doesn't have it's own identity yet, so it's usable for other things - like making a woman's face brighter and healthier-looking.

Think of it as the O-type blood of the skin world.
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>ok
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This threat went shit.
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>>138628719
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>>138629093
But my dick is sweet.
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>>138626263
>my face I love his art
>my face I love the sluttynesof the bitches
>my face I absolutely hate NTR
Why couldn't Takeda Hiromitsu be like Aoyama Akira
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>>138629141
Prove it.
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>>138628934
Oh, so it was just about the NTR. Okay then, but your taste still sound alright. Futas can be okay sometimes.

>>138628973
When I say overhaul, I also mean purging the world of everything that made it what it is. News should be just that: news, information without bias and stupid crap tacked onto it.

>>138628995
>implying that anyone really cares about their waifu's source material/source love interest
One loves a waifu for their waifu. Nothing else matters. Plus, she even admits herself that she would have, "loved anyone if they let me depend on them." Yuno had a bad time. ;_;

>>138629003
>and who cares about flaccid dicks?
Huh, good point. They still look weird with that little hood, though. Is it actually true that uncircumsized dicks are more sensitive, all memes aside? I can never tell with you people.

>>138629066
>yan simulator
Would be perfect if it hadn't drawn the attention of the mainstream.

Sorry for the long post, I like efficiency.
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>dick
I can pretend.
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>>138629017
The Greeks did more good in developing and spreading their philosophy and science than the Latins ever did. The closest the Romans ever got to philosophy or science was their military strategies and Marcus Aurelius.
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>>138629170
>quoting a million people
>brs face
Why are you hiding your trip 40%
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>>138628859
The most plausible reason I heard about that was they would make them small to preserve the completeness of the statue for as long as possible. Arms and noses already fall off of statues as it is so as you can imagine a massive dick would probably have fallen off relatively quick.
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>>138629207
The Romans also worshipped the Greeks.
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>>138628723
>5 inches is average
>I'm 6

Well that's a pleasant relief.

Shame it's never going to get used
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>>138626263
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>>138629170
>if it hadn't drawn the attention of the mainstream
Huh? What happened?
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>>138629170
> Is it actually true that uncircumsized dicks are more sensitive
well you lose a bunch of nerve endings in circumcision and scar tissue isnt very sensitive
>They still look weird with that little hood
it's crazy how people think this
a natural un-mutilated body part looks weirder than a mutilated body part?
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>>138629207
Yes. And?
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>>138628859
>there are people still this ignorant
There's two kinds of penises anon, meat rods that don't expand much more when erect and the so called blood penis which expands in size several times it's original size.
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>>138626263
Fuck, I just did my kegel exercises
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>>138626263
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>>138629281
>Shame it's never going to get used
Play a game of pretend
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>>138629281
You use it, isn't that enough?
>>138629291
>a natural un-mutilated body part looks weirder than a mutilated body part?
This is what they've done to us.
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>>138629291
>a natural un-mutilated body part looks weirder than a mutilated body part?
You underestimate the power of brainwashing.
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>>138629310
This one was golden.
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>>138629302
My dick gets several times bigger when I get hard but those statues still had freaky small peepees.
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>>138629219
>bullying
It wouldn't be as bad if you hadn't implied I'm a tripfag. Stahp.

>>138629256
Learn something new every day.

>>138629199
>I can pretend.
I'd ask you to display breasts for confirmation, but 3D is bad and so are you.

>>138629291
It's only crazy because circumsized dicks are so prevalent, and that goes double if you've been circumsized yourself.
>anything that's not me is weird!
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>>138629343
Pretty scary when you put it that way
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>>138629291
Anon they grew up with those sort of penises so of course it's going to look "unnatural" to them.

I bet if you grew up in a village where everyone puts a rod through their dick and you saw normal dicks they'd look strange to you too.
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>tfw a grower not a shower
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>>138628859
Romans were European and even the african provinces were inhabited by north africans (close to middle easterners) and not strong black men who were busy with real civilisation (none of that wasting time on statues shit) further south
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>>138629310
This one is the absolute BEST. I lost my reaction image of Diethard at the end though, I should cap that again.

>>138629383
At least you grow at all. Count your blessings, faggot.
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>>138626263
>all this dick discussion
>tfw dick unites the whole world

Anyone had success with PE here?
So far it helped me to be super hard, in week 2 now
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my first crush was disappointed by my dick size and spread rumours around the school i had a tiny dick

i never recovered from that
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>>138629364
There's people who haven't seen a single healthy, non-mutilated penis in their lives, and get scared when they finally see one.
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>>138629318
>>138629323

Even slicing the sausage myself doesn't make me feel anything. I haven't touched it in months.
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>>138629426
Women are just awful creatures.
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>>138629426
This is why I never tried to get a girlfriend in high school. I was fucking TERRIFIED of something like this happening.
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>>138629357
Obviously there was no need for gigantic dicks because the women weren't as loose as todays woman. The looser the woman are the bigger penises they desire.
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>>138629426
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>>138629470
Oh dear god, that's just horrifying. You're literally dead inside.
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>>138629473
Don't fucking label all women just because of what one woman did you sexist piece of fucking garbage.
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>>138629141
And she does like small, cute things.
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>>138627106
Because I have an inferiority/superiority complex, a fetish for big dicks, and self confidence issues.
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>>138629426
>i never recovered from that
Good, now you'll remain safe and pure in the arms of 2D.

>>138629470
>Even slicing the sausage myself
fucking what
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>>138629426
First girl who saw my dick said it was big and spread rumours about it.
Feels good man.
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>>138629501
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>>138629291
>a natural un-mutilated body part looks weirder than a mutilated body part?
Yes, that is what Jews have made the west believe. I wish Hitler had won.
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>>138629426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfS21v3d3vA
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>>138629426
It's amazing how often this happened when I was in school, sometimes I think they just said it for the sake of pissing off the guy. The only ones I'd believe were the actual sluts.
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>>138629426
>>138629488

not even him, but I would not be surprised

we had stuff like this happening in our high school as well;

>girl has sex with boy, boy dumps girl later on b/c girl is crazy, girl decides to get revenge by spreading rumors of small dick
>same scenerio, girl this time spreads rumors of rape, tells parents, cops get involved


teenage girls are fucking crazy


t. teacher
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>>138629570
>t. teacher
>t.
Finngolian please go.
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>>138629482
>Obviously there was no need for gigantic dicks because the women weren't as loose as todays woman
>he doesn't know Roman women were whorealicious
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>tfw I'm in my early 20's and I've been having weak erections for years now
>tfw sex drive low as fuck
I'm finally going to an andrologist next week. Wish me luck.
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>>138629606
Code Geass and NTR. Good luck.
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>>138629629
That's why they imported the GBC (Gaul Big Cock)

And that's why it all went to shit
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>>138629650

Found it. Thank you.
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>>138629629
Honestly.

>>138629648
Fuck off with your blog.
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>>138629648
Good luck my fair maiden!
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>>138629357
I'm normally around the size of those statues flaccid, but whenever I'm going super saiyan, it goes to the normal bpel 6inch
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>>138629648
I hope it's not too expensive for you, either way I'll pray for you
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>>138629426
>>138629530
>first time having sex
>"wow your dick is so big!"
>tell her there's no need for fake compliments at this point
>"no really anon, I've seen a lot and yours is definitely among the top!"
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>>138628046
That is the complete opposite of what I hear when someone talk about their non fap months. I would never know because I at least fap 4 times per day.
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>>138629707
Same

I go from roughly 6-7cm to 15cm.
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>>138629648
go volunteer at a local forest preserve
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>>138629648
>tfw sex drive low as fuck
Good. Why would you want a high sex drive? I have it and it sucks. I wish I could divert those sexual energies into something that is actually productive.
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>>138629648
if you're fat, try losing weight and exercising more
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>>138629732
>I've seen a lot
Filthy whore. You should have walked out right then and there.
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>>138629707
>but whenever I'm going super saiyan
heh
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>>138629732
>the look of pity on her face
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>>138629732
The only winning move was not to answer.
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>>138629800
>>>/r9k/
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>>138628982
The Greeks did not in fact build the greatest empire to ever exist, but thank you for contributing to the discussion.
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>>138628723
This. There is no point in having a 8" dick if you can't last more than 1 minute
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>>138629786
I'm a fat fuck and my sex drive has never been higher.

Thank you based Murakami and his Taimanin Asagi Adaption
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So are we going to talk about our waifus, or our dicks?
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>>138629879
You want to talk about dicks?
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>>138629870
>I'm a fat fuck
Why? Losing weight is so easy that you don't even have to do anything. You literally just have to stay away from certain types of foods and your body does the rest. Why have you chosen to become fat?
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>>138629879
Dicks, of course. Dicks and ancient civilizations.
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>>138629879
I would prefer waifus. What plans do you have for this week with your waifus? Plans for Easter?
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>>138629879
Let's talk about our waifus dicks.
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>>138629879
We could talk about my waifu's dick if you want.
Seriously though, I don't think I could satisfy her. Not really. She's a total nympho.
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>>138629879
Waifus with dicks?
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>>138629934
I'm on the way of losing weight, lost 10kg so far but I'm still a fat fuck.
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>>138626263
Even if your penisu was small, your waifu would love in more than any other in the world.
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Best way to lose weight is to have a nervous breakdown and go insane.
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>>138629879

Dicks >>>>>>>> women, 2d or 3d
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>>138629879
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Seeing the dick.
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>>138629955
Who's your waifu then?
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Who above average but still self conscious because hopeless perma KHV here.
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>tfw the Greeks and Romans had it right all those years ago
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>>138630030
Marika Mamiya.
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>>138629955
>Seriously though, I don't think I could satisfy her.

Sharing is caring. You do want to see your waifu satisfied, don't you anon?
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>>138629934
It really is not that easy. Or at least, keeping it off is not. Over the course of my life, i have lost 400+ pounds, only to gain it back after 6 months or so. It really yo yos.
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>>138627828
>Fap 5-7 times a day
>been doing this for the last couple years
>full head of hair
>perfect health

you shouldn't believe everything you read on the internet anon. Why would having too much fake "sex" be bad for your body, when your body is made to have as much as sex as possible?
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>>138629786
I thought being fat had some kind of correlation to higher levels of testosterone though
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>>138630066
I thought that was already established when the Renaissance happened?
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>>138630083
I think the people who like to say 'LEL LOSING WEIGHT IS SO EASY YOU FAGGOT" have never actually been fat before. Maybe chubby but not full on fat.
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>>138630097
>5-7 times a day
That's great, you're a stud.
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>>138629978
Go ketogenic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXT2otZ91Qw

>>138630083
You're regaining weight because you are eating wrong.
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>>138630097
>perfect health

I've had perfect health for years when drinking nothing but Cola, we'll see how you fare in 10-20 years.

>Why would having too much fake "sex" be bad for your body, when your body is made to have as much as sex as possible?

No I'm pretty sure your body is not made to have sex 7 times a day. And it's not the sex itself that's hurting you but the side-effects caused by the repeated chemical change that happens in your body after you ejaculate. Look it up, our entire body chemistry changes after orgasming.
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>>138630081
If your waifu loves you, she will find ways to satisfy you and vice versa. Use your tongue, your teeth, your hands, your arms, toys and lotions, videos, poems or more. The stuff that could satisfy your waifu is endless.
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Uncle /a/, whatever happened to Rome? Why is it so weak today? I hope he comes back to us someday.
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>>138630162
Maybe if you stopped drinking soda and eating pasta you wouldn't be so fat, you fucking idiot.
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>>138629473
Nasty, nasty people.
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>>138630068
best girl, too bad to be with her you're stuck with that family.
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>>138630249
Nice baseless assumptions.
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>>138630247
Rome fell for the "no borders between countries" meme and as a result neglected proper defenses.
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>>138630201
I wont lie, i dont eat perfectly. But i also dont eat that much when compared to your average college student either. I do try, but for me, diet has never worked as much as hardcore exercise does.
>>138630162
Im inclined to agree.
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>>138630234
>poems
I hadn't even considered this, thanks anon!
>>138630247
They let a bunch of immigrant into their country.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWEzpuuTE_Y
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>>138630162
Energy in and energy out, it's that simple
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>>138630162
Unless you have metabolic problems or eating disorders it's not really hard if you have the right motivation. Yeah, it's a big "if", but once you get used to the new diet it becomes easy.
t. ex 110 Kg 178 cm
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>>138630247
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>>138630288
I don't think it'd be all bad, Marie and Marisa couldn't pull off too much bullshit if they had to return you in one piece.
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>>138630162
I was 350lbs and I'm now 185lbs, I'm 6'2"

It took 2 years of dieting/exercising, first 6 months are the hardest, but once you get a rhythm going it gets easier, though because I was fat for so long I have a lot of loss skin around my stomach area, but doctors say it'll go back to normal in a few years if I keep exercising and don't gain weight.

I did it for my waifu
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>>138630162
Replacing normal showers with cold showers was much harder for me than losing weight. I've done both in the army

You just have no self-discipline. Go ahead, try taking one single ice cold shower a week and I can guarantee you that losing weight will be child's play.
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>>138630315
>i also dont eat that much
You don't get it. It doesn't have to do with the amount you eat. The amount is irrelevant, it has to do with what specific foods you eat. If all you're eating is meat and vegetables, and you've gone into ketosis as a result, then it doesn't really matter if you eat a little more than usual.
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>>138630167
>>138630097

istn fapping at least like 5 times a day normal?
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>>138630247
Immigration. Turns out that letting a bunch of savages into civilization is not a good thing.
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>>138630475
I only do two though.
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>>138630475
>5 times a day
>normal
I really doubt that.
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>>138626263
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>>138630358

That's the book "the fate of empires" right?
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>>138630358
I remember when I first read this book. Scary shit.
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>>138630475
Anon I'd find it hard for a "normal" person to even have time to jerk off that much. It takes me at least 1 hour to get going. Let's say you sleep 8 hours, you work 8 hours, you eat/go to toilet for a total of 1-2 hours. Am I just gonna spend 5 out of my 6 hours of free time just jerking off when I could be shitposting on /a/ instead?
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>>138630470
it has everything to do with the amount, I've been fat before and I think people who haven't been fat don't really understand the volume fat people eat.

when I was 350lbs a single meal consisted of a full 2 liter soda, with the equivalent to "The panda feast" which is pic related, yeah it was junk food but it was also a huge amount of food.

Portion control is the biggest factor.
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>>138630475
I do 1-3 a day usually, depends on size and quality of my backlog
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>>138630097
Same I masturbate at least 4 times at day and I don't see any problem in my health or hair
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>>138630570
kek
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>>138630623
Jesus Christ, how do you eat like that on a regular basis?
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>>138630699
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>>138630162
I'm not fat but losing weight is extremely easy if we're talking about pure weight.

A few years ago I got skinny as fuck, lost 10kg in 2 weeks just by going full autist hikikomori mode playing FFXIV in holidays with limited food intake.
When you're that absorbed in vidya, hunger pangs are reduced to some minor annoyance.
Of course this is not a healthy method since you'll lose muscles too.

On the other hand, losing fat while maintaining your muscles, now that requires dedication and proper diet.
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>>138630622
>>138630528

I'm pushing late 30s with a 9-5 job, wife and kids


still whack the pole about 5 times a day by wife's cold as ice, puts out only like once a week
surely its normal for any healthy man?
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>>138630753
>puts out only like once a week
Male: Netorare is your tag
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>>138630570
I saw a nipple.
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>>138630753
That's just depressing, Anon
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>>138630753
>Wife only has sex once a week

she's cheating on you anon, I'm sorry.
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>>138630623
>when I was 350lbs a single meal consisted of a full 2 liter soda
Yeah, and that's one of the types of foods you should consume. How many times do I have to repeat myself in order for you to fucking get it? If you're in ketosis, then the amount doesn't matter, because your body is naturally burning excess fat, whether you're excercising or not. If you're in ketosis then you will also naturally adjust your eating to the amount your body requires. The soda is what makes you eat more for fuck's sake. Nothing in your fucking pic is ketogenic either. It has everything to do with the types of food, not the amount. You wouldn't be eating this much if you were eating proper foods.
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>>138630727
That's a big pizza.
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>>138630753
You must not have a lot of hobbies I reckon. My VN,LN,Anime,Manga backlogs are ever-growing and there's no way I'd be able to take care of them with a family.
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>>138630727
I doubt I could eat a quarter of that
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>>138630623
I was just super strict with my calories intake, and I still am. Unless I eat outside I always count how many calories I'm eating. Yes, it was boring, but once you get used to it, it becomes routine.
I still feel the need to binge sometimes, but luckily it's gotten weaker and weaker with the years, and I don't want to go down a potential slippery slope and fuck up what I've done.
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>>138630791
its life, obviously meant to be depressing after a certain age

>>138630795
>>138630788
no, she is not guys
whats with you lot and NTR I swear on me life m8
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>>138630797
And as you said eating proper food also in turn has you eating proper portions.
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>>138630859
Male: Netorare is you doing the deed anon, since you aren't getting anything.
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>>138630829
>You must not have a lot of hobbies I reckon
once you marry and have kids, your life as you knew it goes down the dumpster
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>>138626263
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>>138630883
huh

I tend to stay away from anything with NTR in the title


cheating from either party is just depressing
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>>138630826
4U
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Women are predisposed to enjoy the sight of men eating large meals, it's something evolution hardwired into them. It's a sign of the man being healthy and capable of obtaining large amounts of food, making them a good mate.
This is why my waifu enjoys cooking for me.
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>>138626263
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>>138630797
If you eat 5000 calories of fats everyday and consume 2000 you're gonna end up obese and possibly get a heart attack, ketosis or not.
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>>138630948
>This is why my waifu enjoys cooking for me.
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>>138630753
I don't think I've ever had such an appropriate time to post this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXYMBEW3D9s
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>>138626263
>>138500520
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>>138630789
matters not
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>>138629879
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>>138630866
>>138630985
The primary concern should be first and foremost on the types of foods because the amount will follow. It's the food that dictates how much you eat. Go to proper food and you will start eating the proper amount. The only reason you consume that many calories is because of the types of foods you eat. Stop worrying about the amount, and start worrying about the type.
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>sees
She isn't even bothering to look my way
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>>138630623
Yeah no shit you're gonna be hungry if all you eat is chinese food. It doesn't have the nutrients your body actually needs which means your body is starving despite you shoving this junk in your mouth. Why are fat people so fucking stupid?
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>>138631018
no

I literally married my childhood friend and she's one of those extremely loyal naive types

heck we moved to the big city from our village, so she literally cant do shit without me and gets panic attack when she talks with foreigners
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>>138631053
Sorry, but I don't fully agree. Healthy types of food are important for your metabolism, but ignoring the amount as long as you eat healthy doesn't imply you eat the correct amount, especially if you're fat and you're used to overeat. When dieting you should check both.
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>>138631221
>childhood friend
>doesn't put out
>implying she isn't getting railed 24/7 until you are home
You should really watch Otomedori.
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>>138627536
13cm = shotacon.
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>>138629413
I thought it was pretty shitty. Fatapulse's art is all over the place and his grimdark gimmick is getting older.
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>>138631221
>literally married my childhood friend
This isn't like my Japanese animes at all
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>>138626263
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>>138631277
>>138631293


/a/ is going to make me have a mental breakdown one of these days
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>>138631364
I'm just trying to make you miserable because NTR made me miserable
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>>138631403
It's a shit fetish, you had it coming
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>>138630753
>late 30s
>once a week
>Not even in menopause

Either NTR or your marriage isn't working. Try using some sex toys
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>>138631261
Holy shit, how come this is such a difficult idea to for you to comprehend? The only reason you overeat is because you eat shit. If you stop eating shit, then you might overeat for a while, but after a long enough period of time you will stop overeating.
>When dieting you should check both
Or you could just stop drinking soda, and eat exclusively meat and vegetables and watch as your body loses your excess fat without you having to do much of anything.
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>>138631403
then stop reading/watching that filth anon
Vanilla is where its at
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>>138626263
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>>138631447
I don't even fap to it. I basically just read the stories and then feel bad about it because my expectations are shattered
>>
Are married middle aged couples supposed to have sex once a day or something?
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>>138631481
wife is older than me, on the brink of menopause

frankly, I think she just has a low sex drive and no time for it as well, what with us having 3 kids
>>
>>
NTR porn always has the hottest sluts
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>>138631525
Why would you put yourself through that?

>>138631536
There is no "supposed to". There's only what makes you happy. I've got friends who start to feel neglected if they don't get sex every other day, my wife and I fuck 2 or 3 times a month and we're perfectly fine.
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>>138631590
I disagree, have yet to find hotter sluts than in Koko wa Bitch
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>>138626263
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>>138631536
only newlyweds Anon


the novelty wears off


I was damn shocked when wife first turned down my advanced

>pic related, how I felt
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>>138631481
>unmarried people trying to tell married people how their sex life should go

Or maybe his wife is busy taking care of kids and the home and is worn out when he's ready, or maybe she just has a lower sex drive. These are all equally likely things, along with a fairly substantial list of other reasons why his sex drive is higher than hers.
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>>138631653
I wish to deflower Yukine

in b4 a million implied implications
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>amidoinitrite?
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>>138631699
>implying the implications of an implication that was implied
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>>138631699
Anon, I love Chris too, but denying the past like that isn't healthy
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>>138631731
>>138631748
Here they fucking come
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>>138631770
Whatever makes you happy anon
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>>138631499
I got what you're trying to say, but I don't agree. What makes you think I even drink cola? I haven't overeaten for over 2 months now, but I can assure you if I had no restraint I'd eat twice as much as I do right now. The fact this method works for you doesn't mean it works for everyone else. Also, there is literally no downside in checking your calories intake, how is that even supposed to compromise a diet if you don't exaggerate with the daily deficit?
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>>138631653
Yukine is so perfect holy shit, she has the temper of a lioness and sweetness of a plum
>>
All a man needs is 3 inches.
>>
>was the usual ITT: her face thread
>now it's a meta thread about dicks and self help general

I love it tho
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>>138631897
You mean 5.5"x4.7".

3" is nearing micropenis territory. Trust me i am an expert on dicks.
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>>138631897
This. My fingers are only a bit longer than 3 inches, but when I stuff 3 or 4 of them up a girl and then put my dick in, she really loses it. Like, you go from behind and reach in and use her pussy like a handle, and then pipe the shit out of her. Hasn't failed to impress.
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>>138629106
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why does NTR make me cum so fast?

http://exhentai.org/s/bc91b9333e/872642-239
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>>138630927
Hang in there man. I jerk it five times a day too. Enjoy it too.
But I am ronery otaku
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>>138629426
>first time sex with GF, couldn't get it up cause nervous
>grower not a shower
>second time, dick is diamonds, she compliments me on how big I am
>she literally chokes on it when she gives me blowjobs
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>>138631812
>I can assure you if I had no restraint I'd eat twice as much as I do right now.
Because you don't eat properly. The only reason you're so hungry is because you aren't eating properly.
>The fact this method works for you doesn't mean it works for everyone else
Yes it does. My body isn't any different from yours. Both of us are still the result of the same evolutionary track spanning hundreds of thousands of years. We both evolved to eat the very same specific foods. You are not different from me in that way. Stop making excuses for your poor choices and start improving yourself. Eating properly is the most basic and easiest thing in the world to do, you have no excuse.
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>>138631965
What's the second measurement, circumference?
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>>138632091
Yes.
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>>138632032
Cool blog, fattie.
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>>138631965

>tfw as thick as I am long


5.5" x 5.5" masterrace reporting in
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>>138632124
Why are you an expert on dicks?
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>>138632032
nice blog
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>>138632124
Where would you measure that, on the middle of the shaft or the widest part of the head?
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>>138632158
I volunteer on penis inspection days
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>>138632142
>>138632161

No need to get salty
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>>138632191
I don't like this
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>>138632158
I love dicks.

>>138632162
Middle of shaft is generally the thickest part so most people measure that, it can depend on the dick though if its weirdly shaped. Most accurate way to measure is with a tailor's tape.
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>>138627440
But rin is an extreme slut. Unless we are talking carnival phantasm
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Anyone else just get logged out of e-h?
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http://howlongismyschlong.com/

81.7%, 58.6%, 99.2%
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>>138627519
>>138627590
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>>138632240
no need to post blogs
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>>138632246
Luvia detected.
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>>138629786
This. Also when im resting in home after fitting, im horny as fuck.
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Nice thread.
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>>138632259
The study that takes the statistics from is out of date. You shouldn't use it anymore.
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>>138632342
Then what should be used anon?
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>>138632327
It's funny how working out and taking a shower leaves a guy horny.
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>>138632106
I always forget who this is by and can never find it through tags. Is it not on exhentai?
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>>138630727
Thats 4 l. Coke?
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>>138632411
And a bottle of Ranch.
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>>138632365
More recent studies.
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>>138632260
I still fap to it desu
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>>138632384
The job of a disciplinary committee member
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>>138632373
I mean while im resting.
And I take the shower at home.
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>>138630315
I used to think exercise was more important to, but I always had shit results for how much I did. As soon as I started to add more fruit and veggies in my diet my weight started dropping like crazy. I've lost 48 pounds in two months still got another 70 before my goal though
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>>138632373
probably because you showered at the gym looking at naked dudes
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>>138631364
Don't blame /a/ for being unable to satisfy your wife so she craves for the dicks of faceless fat old men.
>once a week
Top cuck. Get a dna test for "your" kids.
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>>138632471
But I've got dumbbells at home, anon.
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>>138632471
>Gym locker rooms
Gross
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>>138626263
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>>138632259
>put 5" as length; 818 "larger"
>put 6"; 382 "larger"


there's something wrong here
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>>138632451
Yeah, Guess it got taken down or something.
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My 12cm dick is not small by nipland standards
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>>138632486
see
>>138631221
>>138631554
stop projecting your cuck fetishes onto me anon, that shit aint cool
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>>138632466
>I've lost 48 pounds in two months
Were you fucking 400 pounds? Thats a crazy unhealthy amount of weight to lose so fast.
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This is mywife after I made her explode
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OP here, what the fuck, I wake up and normalfag bloggers have invaded.
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>>138632709
It's a thread about dicks, what the fuck did you expect?
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>>138630727
/fit/posting on my /a/?
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>>138632709
>going to sleep for 4 hours
Get back to bed, OP.
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OP here, disregard that last post, I suck cocks.
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>>138632709
I-it's okay, we can talk about our waifus some other time.
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>>138632585
Nah I wasn't that much but still fat as fuck 336
I thought it would be unhealthy as well but when I went to the doctor she just said that everything seemed fine and just warned me that I'll probably hit a plateu soon
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>>138632917
Okay 336 sounds believable.

I was going to say if you lost that much at like 250 starting that would be insane.
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>>138632522
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>>138632990
When you're that overweight I guess the benefits of actually dropping some of the lard quickly outweighs the problems that come from losing a ton of weight that fast.
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>>138631499
m8 /fit/ reporting in. You are correct that a ketogenic diet is ONE way of obtaining a healthy weight. It is almost impossible to eat so much of it that you would become obese. It is not, however, the ONLY way to do so. The governing factor is indeed caloric intake vs expenditure as long as you eat below your maintenance you can technically wat McDs and drink soda every single day you fucking autist
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>>138626263
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>>138631965
6x4 here.
Average length but pencildick wat do
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>>138633044
B-But it's the motion of the ocean that counts right?
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>>138633097
Anon, the size of your penis matters, no matter what others might tell you.
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>>138633093
Learn to deal with it. Compensate by using your fingers a lot.

Sadly there are no proven permanent methods of increasing girth.
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>>138633093

you're in luck because women cant ell penis sizes for shit

unless you're below 5", she wont know or even give a fuck

same goes for girth
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>>138627828
>>138630097
it benefits your mental health, not your physical health
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>>138633213
There's a pretty significant difference between 4" girth and 5" girth.

Don't just lie to the man like that.
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Here you go anons, I re-capped it. This man understands.
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>>138633295
Does that mean wizards are the greatest heroes of all?
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>>138626263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i63cgUeSsY0
No waifu can resist my dick
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>>138633330
Translate
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>>138633433
"can't even get the pleasure of being cummed inside"
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>>138633354
At that point wizards aren't simple heroes, they become "heroes of legend." They're the great ones who current age heroes seek out in order to understand or receive their power.

>>138633433
Literally the pleasure of being cummed inside.
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>>138633433
3 cm = 1 inch
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>>138633454
We need an anime about wizards trying to keep away from semen demons.
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>>138633330
>tfw just make it past the 15cm mark
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>>138633483
how can you be this wrong when it even shows both on the picture
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How do you people jerk off multiple times a day.
It doesn't even feel good touching yourself. Just... Not.
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>>138633330
I'm at 17cm, what's she saying?
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>>138633517
Is it weird that I don't know how long my penis is?
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>>138633491
You want a slapstick humor or something srs bzns?
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>>138633526
The joke

~~~~~ a flock of birds

your head.
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>>138633544
You're not seething with lust, obviously. But it's okay, I don't do it a lot either. If I've seen some really good porn, I'll maybe get up to 4 times in a row.
>>138633581
I want mostly comedy with tasteful drama.
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>>138633568
Yes.

I can guarantee you every man on this planet has measured his dick at least once. Whether it be with a ruler or just comparing it with something else. Men will always be anxious about their penis size until the end of time.
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>>138633589
then explain it to me
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>>138633568
Just keep a ruler handy near your desk and measure it next time your dick is diamonds.

I actually need to find out my girth still, I should keep something handy for that.
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Are there any good material on sadpanda with small dicks that doesn't contain netorare or cheating?
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>>138633589
But ~ is a mustache though.
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>>138633568
You mean you've skipped school every Penis Inspection Day?
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>>138633553
Medium damage.
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>>138633544
It's possible if you're aroused enough. For instance, if you're like me and you sometimes get a boner from building your lewd archive, and then you keep building and edging for more than an hour, and then you pick the most appealing options out of your new material, you blow that first load and see stars. But then the feeling lingers, the ecstasy of viewing all that lewd...it consumes you, makes you aroused again.

Probably a casual, but I've done 4 times in a single night I think, with not many long breaks in-between. That was a good time.
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