How would you improve Shinji?

but hes already perfect no homo btw

maybe give him longer hair and more feminine features

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>>138610363
Force him to wear a dress

give him a hug

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>>138610501
?

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Reality Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Truth Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

>>138610363
I'd have him not grab the spears

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>>138610517
This.

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>>138610363

Pat him on the head and tell him its all gonna be okay

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>>138610815
>>138611292

>>138610363
I'll just let him improve himself.

>>138610815
YES

>>138610363
spend a long, sweaty night milking his feminine cock

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>>138610363

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>>138610363
1. Get in the fucking robot
2. Be a man and accept the girl's feelings for him
3. Fuck bitches.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FckkZihQUaU

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The legit best most simple way to save this character is to make human girl. This would be a completely different series and the Shinzo would have many more fans and it would automatically make his behavior "justified" in the eyes of Eva fans although I didn't have a problem with 14 year old Shinjis behavior anyways.

>>138613620
wouldn't there be more explosions? I thought that was the meme.

>>138613744
Especially with the whole Kaworu thing.

>>138613756
Michael Bay is known for his explosions and douchebagness. Eva already has explosions so they focus on the douchebag side

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>>138613744
>>138613773
If otakus are THAT insecure about their masculinity, then I'm glad Shinji is a guy.

>>138613944
>those thighs

my d i ck

>>138613944
Like I said I don't have a problem with it. I could literally give you 3 reasons on why Shinjis behavior is justified for every one you give me on why it isn't.

>>138610363
Make him get into the robot by becoming suicidal

>>138610363

By not being a pussy.

>>138610363
Have him fap to Rei as well.

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>>138610363
He doesn't need to be improved. He's perfect.

Make him straight.

get him to use his power to revive his mother to begin a sexual relationship while he kills his dad for abusing him.