Has /a/ ever gone to Akihabara?

You think some dumb weeaboo autist can survive there?

I've been there in anime and video games.

>>138604244
>misusing weeaboo on /a/
Are you retarded?

Yes, last month.
Anything you want to know?

I've been there last November and I will go there again some time soon.

>>138604317
How do I pick up Japanese girls for a quick fuck?

>>138604377
You go to the red light district and you pay them lots of money

>>138604377
Go to local bar, ask for waitress and grope her. If she nod, then find a nearby hotel.

>>138604317
Describe what it was like
I'm not OP, just curious

>>138604440
Who the fuck wants to pay for whores and used up sluts? I'm talking about those pure OLs, cakes, university girls, and high school girls. Not those gyaru sluts though.

>>138604317
I have questions.

- How do you manage your trash in there ? there's no trashcan right, should I bring it to hotel ?
- Whats the best way to get temporary internet service for your phone ?
- Should I bother with prepaid train ticket or it's more effective to just buy it normally ?

>>138604377
The average Japanese woman weights 52.3kg (115lbs). A girl will of course weigh less.
Even without being in particularly good shape, you should be able to pick up and carry that much weight for a short distance.

>>138604547
Anon, I have bad news for you.

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I'm actually going to Japan in May, so yeah I'll be in Akihabara for part of a day

>>138604377
>>138604547
I'd assume the same way you pick up girls wherever you live.

>>138604590
Fuck off and don't come back.

>>138604590
Good luck. Aki is really smothering. I'd rather be in Ikebukuro.

>>138604547
>>>/adv/

>>138604317
What are the sex toys sold there like?
Can you get some good ones?
Did you buy any?

Also did you go to a maid cafe?

Ahh the motherland

>>138604547
Hahaha, you think any decent, Japanese girl/women with a shred of dignity would fuck some retarded foreigner? Nah, all you get is used up sluts who want to fuck exotic foreigner, so might as well get one easily and pay for her.

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>>138604547
Straight from /trv/'s sticky.

I'm sorry, man.

poor frenchies even surrendering sex because they can't get a girl

>>138604547
Fucking hate faggots like this. Have you ever fucked a normal Southeast Asian woman before? Jacking yourself off feels 5 times better than fucking one of them. They just lay there like a dead fish while you fuck away, they have the sexual skill of a potato. Hookers are the way to go, they're professionals. Plus, all pussy feels the same.

>>138604555
been there 2 years ago
1- none outside, but inside most place have them
2- ask your company for the japan partner (or oversea promotions) or simple go to internet café and use their wifi
3- buy it normally
if you stay in tokyo, just use the trains
if you want to go to any major city without paying a lot, use intercity bus

>>138604700
Ohohoho

>>138604646
Yeah I'm also gonna go to Ikebukuro, I'm probably gonna spend only half a day or less in Aki.

>>138604700
Blown the fuck out

>>138604920
What's your powerlevel, tripfag? This is an important question for people who want to go to Aki.

>>138604955
In a week or two I'll have hit 400 anime seen.

i can only think elevens are amused coming across threads like this
i know the reaction of some

>>138605023
You'll 'probably' be fine. Watch your money though, it won't last long if you are on a short fuse when it comes to buyfaggotry.

>>138604534
I am bad at this.

There is one main street, very bright and were most of the main stores are.
Then there is a parallel one, with more shady stores and second-hand shops, also full of maids/schoolgirls promoting their shops. You shouldn't pay much attention to them, they are like predators looking for their prey.
There is Love Live shit literally everywhere.
Despite the relatively small size of it you can go days without checking all the shops.
It's mostly Otaku heaven nowadays, but you can see some of the old Akihabara between the alleys and in not so easily visible shops.
Lot of old people selling electronic appliances, PC parts, and so on.
>>138604555
That has literally nothing to do with Akihabara but I will bite.

There are trashcans, usually near dispenser machines.
If you have a SIM free phone, you can buy SIM cards that provide you with a few GB and you can recharge them with your credit card if they run out. You can also rent a phone in Japan but it isn't as cheap, look it out.
No idea of what you are talking about here, the JR Pass?

>>138605102
>That has literally nothing to do with Akihabara but I will bite

Of course it does, you faggot.

>>138604669
I don't check much of that. Pretty sure the Don Quixote here has an entire section dedicated to Tenga.

Maid's cafes are hit or miss depending on the girls attending.
They are more enjoyable with friends and if your knowledge of Japanese is above average.
Always good to watch the girls in cute uniforms and their futomomo, though.

>>138604285
>misusing

Are you retarded?

>>138603921
Japan is not anime&manga.
>>>/int/
SAGE

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>>138603921
Stayed at Asakusabashi which is 1 station away from Akiba last January.

Akiba was the comfiest place I've ever been to.

Do /a/nons go to akiba for their /g/ needs?

>>>/jp/

>>138605311
Yeah, thinly veiled generals filling the whole fucking catalog are so much better.

>>138605319
Did you have some KAWFEE?

>>138605394
> X is not Y
>w-well Z isn't X neither
LMAO

>>138605463
Some variety from time to time is nice is all I'm saying.
Besides Akihabara is pretty much animu's mecca.

>>138603921
I'm going to japan in December, wanna go to Akihabara but my girlfriend doesn't know I'm a weeb.

is there anything else there I could use as an excuse to go there?

>>138605516
Go masturbate to weeab shit on /int/ or even /jp/ since it's shitposting general but not /a/.

>>138605319
アトレ was Code Geass themed last month.
At the moment it's Dimension W I believe.

Akihabara is a fantastic place. There is always something to do.
I guess it's unsurprising but I spend most of my time in Japan lurking it's streets.

>>138605518
Kill your girlfriend

>>138605350
Sort of related but not limited to Akiba, I'm interested in /v/ hardware, just want to know if PS4 controllers can be bought as made in Japan, since JP models might be made in China too.

>>138605573
she has the tickets/they're in her name.

>>138605616
Kill her anyway

>>138605518
Don't overcomplicate things.

"Hey, babe. Wanna look at those anime thingies?"

Or just go when she is asleep.

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Not akiba but /a/ wasn't lying about the power lines.

>>138605518
There's no way she won't find out. The moment you leave the station, it's anime everywhere. Mega sex shop right down the road and blaring Love Live! music from nearby shops. The buildings are covered top to bottom with anime ads.

>>138605518
>going to the Electric Town with your normalfag gf
whywouldanyonedothat.jpg
Even going to Japan with her could potentially be a risk for you.

Guys, what kind of hotel should I stay in ?
International business hotel or what, any recommendation ?

>>138605765
The cheapest.

>>138604317
is there a Dave and Busters

>>138605765
Well its been 12 years since i was there so not sure if they still even have them but the Coffin tube hotels were fun if your not looking to spend much time in them other than to sleep.

Where there do they sell cels and character designs?

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>>138605765
I stayed at Asakusabashi 1 station over and the hotel was pretty fucking good, a Lawson and 7-11 right outside.

I commuted to Akiba by foot every single day I was there.

>>138605871
Capsule hotel is out of question, I'm planning to buy lot of goods

>>138605793
Which is ?

>>138604955
>http://myanimelist.net/profile/mrrunningbear
Level:Faggot.

>>138605694
Holy shit japan you can manage trains but not this?

>>138605765
I stayed in Ueno Hotel which was pretty nice. 30 minute walk to akiba if you don't want to pay the ~180 something yen for the train.

>>138605898
>commuted by foot
You mean """"WALKING""""?

>>138605994
I wouldn't worry about it.

>>138604317
how are the crane games

>>138605936
Most of them have places to store your goods safely.

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>>138605994
I just got up and wanted to boast about having went to Akiba with you people.

I also went on a SHINKANSEN.

>>138603921
Yes. That's the reason I watched Love Live. That shit is fucking everywhere.

>>138606050
Don't bother, I burned through 2000 in one session with no loot.

>>138605898
Looks comfy as fuck, anon.

>>138606183
gitgud
But seriously, I've never had luck with those things, either.

>>138605518

break up if she doesn't approve. simple.

Did Anon go to any of the reflexology shops in Akihabara?

>>138606146
>having went
Jesus Christ anon, drink a coffee or something. Or is your grammar always this bad?

>>138605994

going outside is an achievement for some. walking makes them feel important

>>138606175
Funny how it's plastered but fans making any real relevant non-H works don't seem to exist, plus characters and their traits seem neglected enough that some are abandoned and can't spread outside of direct fandom.

>>138606334
>commuting by foot
ftfy

>>138604669
Not OP, but I went to a maid cafe in Akiba after getting shitfaced with a friend in Odaiba.
Went up the elevator to stop on the second floor, looked pretty normal. Was told we're going third instead. Dim place sort of place with strobe lights and music. The best part was that there was a group of 6 Japanese businessmen, aged between 22-60, all wearing animal ear headgear.

I couldn't really believe it when one of the guys started saying "nyaa" at the end of everything sentence for about 20 minutes.

My friend (who is sort of a closet otaku) turns to me and says "If these guys can have no shame in their love for anime and all things moe, then I won't either"

>>138606289
I don't want her to know I like anime, I don't want anyone to know I like anime, that's why I'm on an anonymous image board.

>>138605765
I always stay at Toyoko Inns in Japan because they're everywhere, they're cheap and basic (basically intended for businessmen) but you're not supposed to spend much time in your room anyway.

>>138606183
>>138606219
They are all rigged, you have to work out the count by watching others and then wait until the the right time and then use it.
Basically every crane machine has a set number of fails before it will succeed, if it is 20 then you wait until someone else failed at it 19 times and then you go up and try at the 20th time.

I think slot machines are similar.

>>138606390
You think people who like trains or something wouldn't make train noises or something whether or not they were in a group? It's the same shit, people who like anime don't have to be put in some mystical category.

>>138606438
mah nigga.

>>138606438
Oh yeah, going with her is a major no-no then. You will either spill your spaghetti or have no fun at all.

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I want to go here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye_HCT5BC0Q

>>138606390
To an extent you are forced to do that by the maids.
It's part of the fun, though.
>>138606529
Zawa.

>>138606529
This. They are pretty made to look incredibly easy, but are impossible to do in just one try. Even if you know exactly what to do it takes several attempts to inch it off the hook or whatever it is.

>>138606438
>being this scared of anime association

Do you also use incognito to browse 4chan you gigantic pussy?

>>138606438
its really not hard to force your shit on other people ive got like 3 friends now in the normalfag tier for anime its OK

I'm going there today. It's where I buy eroge.

Maybe I am a cheap fuck but I don't see the point in paying for an expensive hotel.
You are there to only crash after all, rest of the time should be spend outside exploring Tokyo.

>>138606689
Cranes and slot machines are also designed to be really addictive with flashing lights, noises and lots of other shit to keep your playing.
Slot machines are the biggest money makers in Vegas.

I think a lot of MMORPGs use the same mind games as those machines.

>>138606724
Go to a capsule hotel and be done with it. I don't recommend it for people who are taller than 180cm though.

>>138603921
If I went to Japan I wouldn't even want to go to Akihabara, in fact I'd purposely avoid it., fuck that Otaku and Weeaboo fest.

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Akiba is nice, but just walking around and you're bound to encounter some magical places. Stumbled upon pic related just walking around, didn't even know where I was.

>>138606438
Why does she even want to go to Japan for a holiday if she'd react as negatively to it's soft culture as you're assuming?

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>>138606663
>it's cold!
>-3 C
Stopped watching. Fucking murricans, holy shit.

>>138606784
The fuck do you expect it to be like anon? It's just full of normal looking people, not fat sweaty nerds. Places like Animate are packed with girls even.

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>>138604547
This idiot aside, anyone know what it's actually like to date one of those OLs?

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>>138606831
I saw snow for the very first time of my life at Yuzawa, even 10 C is freezing cold by my standard.

>>138606880
I mean I don't expect a street or the entire area to be disgusting like that but most shops, stores or whatever there catering towards Otaku, is it not like that? If it is then that's precisely why I wouldn't care for it.

>>138606703
hey man I just don't wanna look like a retard.

>>138606708
yeah my normalfag housemates all watch anime and we talk about it and stuff, but they don't know how much I watch, or what genres.

>>138606795
I really don't know, shes even the one that suggested it, I think we're both pretty excited to go for the food and the other culture stuff, but I sat her in front of a Gibli movie once and she said it was "stupid" and went to sleep so I'm kinda just assuming she doesn't like it, she thinks I watch Dragon-ball Z and Pokemon and doesn't know I watch moe SOL etc.

>>138606914
You must defeat the Demon Overlord after being sent to another world, after that you will be rewarded with an OL that's waiting to kissu you upon your return.

>>138606785
That's----- that's from Love Live S2! The episode where rest of raibus meet Nico's imouto for the first time! Wow!

>>138603921
Yeah. I went to Japan last summer and I visited Akihabara a few times. Went to animate and all that. Pretty cool place.

If I ever go to Japan I think I'll wear a full body bearsuit everywhere I go and only communicate through body language because I can't into Japanese

>>138606831
Man, I was there and it was REALLY cold. Like, I had gloves and even gloves weren't working with all the snow and wind. The ground was basically frozen, melted, then re-frozen, rince and repeat. You'd pay attention to your every step. Especially in the evening/night where you lose all the warmth.

>>138603921

I have. It is an overrated shopping center. The arcades are alright, I guess, but that is about all it has going for it.

>>138607038
Yeah, it caters to otaku but going into a store there is barely any different to going into any other store in Japan. It's mostly normal looking young people with friends, not spergs in Naruto headbands or anything embarrassing. Lots of gaijin too

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>>138606785

>>138607038
I've only encountered 3 visibly autistic nips the whole week I was there. rest was pretty normal looking.

The lewd comics corner at night is filled with nothing but old salarymen, though.

>>138607041
my friends have walked in on me weebing too many times they have accurate depictions of what i watch and theres no shame in that, my drug dealer just looks at me like yo whats up with the watashi was

- Go to Game center, probably to play Kancolle Arcade.
- Go to animate, toranoana, etc.
- Go to sex toys shop ( any reccomendation ? )
- Theatre if there's anything good showing.

Anything else I should add ?

>>138603921
Kind of overrated, but if you spend enough time and get lucky you can have a good time and find some cool shit. And unless you're used to big cities Tokyo in general can feel really oppressive.

Kyoto is just better, and Teramachi's kind of like a little version of Akiba.

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>>138607295
yeah i mean in the end weedsmokers watch cartoons i fail to see why anime is worse

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>>138607125
I'm just saying anon, where I'm from, we are used to dealing with blizzards, extreme cold and icy conditions. I really want to visit Hokkaido sometime.

>>138603921
I don't go outside

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>>138607056
I'll step into hell myself for a cute OL girlfriend

>>138607128
this should have been the first answer, Akihabara is plainly boring.

>>138606390
These Japanese businessmen sound BASED.

>>138607436
That girl was fucked up

See, I am too jaded for this shit.
I saw four salaryman enter to a maid cafe and put on cat ears and order booze and I didn't even bat an eye.
I only remembered after reading >>138606390
And I was wearing bunny ears myself, so who I am to judge them?

>>138607173
>Lots of gaijin too
Those are all spergs like Davido-kun mate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk

>>138606390
>tfw no japanese salaryman husbando who wears cat ears and says nyaa
;_;

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>>138607499
Never played it, what's her deal?

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>>138605898
Looks like a Toyoko Inn.

Petty comfy and reasonable price for a single room in Tokyo, but there are much better options.

Small hostels that mainly cater to Japanese travelers are always the best, in my opinion. $25-30/night usually very close to a train station, in-house meals are cheap and delicious, the owners are almost always cool as fuck and are fun to drink with and shooting the shit with them, and you generally don't have to deal with cringy fucking weeaboos and Australians. The only challenge is you need to speak a bare minimum of Japanese.

>>138605765
just pay for a room at a 24 hour manga cafe and sleep in it

>>138607699
She gave him the sex hard.

>>138607715
This is also an option, actually.
I am not sure if for an entire week but it can definitely replace an hotel if the needed arises.
They even give you free ice-cream and shit.

>>138607471
We were allowed a picture with one of the maids so we asked if we could take it with them too. Really nice and cool group of guys. Ran into some of them on the train on the way home too.

>>138607326
>people are not used to harsh climates
>"LEL WHAT A BUNCHA PUSSIES"
Say you were to come to a warm country like Hawaii or shit like this, you'd be feeling it too.

>>138607767
>look up VN
>all the girls are listed as victims of being drugged
wew

>>138606390
Shit dude I've had the exact same experience. Like a group of middle-aged business men wearing nekomimi and singing with the maids and saying nyaa and uguu randomly. Shit was so cash.

>>138607853
>country like Hawaii
randomlaughinganimegirl.jpg

>>138603921
I wish to visit there one day.

Anyone wanna meet up in Akihabara in may

>>138605765
>not staying in an airbnb
Pleb

>>138607326
Ever been out all day in 100 F/37.7 C?

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>>138607853
Sorry anon, but it goes both ways. In the summer here it gets humid as fuck and I sweat my balls off.

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>>138603921
Yeah, it's cool and shit, but since I'm not a weeb I wasn't so impressed.

>>138607903
I don't remember any drugs, they were all pretty willing to give it up.

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>>138605765
Depends how much money you want to spend on it. The Ritz-Carlton got recently renovated and it's up on the 45-50th floors so you have a great view over Tokyo.

>>138608053
How hot?

>>138607625
Most I see tend to be couples for some reason

>>138608018
>staying at an airbnb
Poorfag

Do you guys have a specific reason for going to Japan (family, work, military) or do you just freeball it and plan a vacation trip for yourself? I wish I had some friends I could go with.

>>138608078
Huh. Might play it one day for OL-chan then.

I'm still interested in whether any of you fucks have met an actual nip OL though, with their country's work mentality. >>138606914
All I can imagine is that most are depressed, childless women.

>>138608099
I am curious, what is your work, Anon?

>>138608111
Depends. It usually hovers around the high 20s/low 30s, but once you factor the humidex (and especially during a heat wave) can easily get to 40+.

>>138608190
I just watched the hentai.

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>>138605765

>>138608192
I'm in wealth/asset management for UBS, and some general investing.

>>138608217
>low 30s
>hot
ahahahahaha
I dont even think of taking off my jacket until its 30.

>>138608150
I'm going to Japan to actually see the country, not stay in a hotel all day. I'm literally only gonna be using it to sleep/store my bags, so why would I pay a lot extra to stay at a hotel? Also I feel like it would be cool to meet the airbnb hosts.

>>138607699

>that filename

I laughed more than I should have.

>>138604377
Go to Shinjuku. That is where the red light district is in Tokyo.

>>138603921
I've never been to Japan.

>>138608171
I go for family, but make time to go do the stuff I want.
Make some friends that are also interested in traveling. Japan has so much more to offer than just Akiba or like places. If the only reason you go to Japan is for that, you've wasted a trip.

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>>138604547
>this guy

>>138608150
yeah, renting a fully furnished apartment is clearly a poor decision when compared to a small expensive hotel room.

>>138608306

How much does it cost to get laid?

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>>138608276
Good thing I said humid and not hot, numbnuts. I've had Arabs here tell me they prefer the 70+ arid desert heat of Iraq to the sweat-inducing hell this place has been through.

>>138608171
I go with my dad and he plans the whole thing, it's sweet. I don't like travelling with friends.

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>>138608394

> friends

>>138608394
Good for him to spend some quality time with his wife's son.

>>138608335
Do I have no chance? I hope they like a 5' 11" gaijin manlet.

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>>138608364
>70
>arid desert heat

>>138608353
In my experience, quite a bit. More than in Zurich/Vienna at least. The escorts 'officially' only do blowjobs so you have to pay them more to actually fuck them, be sure to check what they're willing to do before ordering (actual penetration is illegal as such)
Also try Soaplands, they're fun but not all let gaijin in.
I've blown like two thousand bucks on escorts at my last visit, so it can get pricey, but it's fun.

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>>138608516
>tfw 5'6 gook manlet
I have no chance at all

>>138608546
How are they in terms of attractiveness?
Are they mostly old hags?

>>138608516
Yeah, you have no chance at finding someone "pure" even if you stayed in Japan for a year or so

>>138608556
I'm a gook too anon. 5' 7" manlet. I guess my dick isn't that small, but I get girls just fine. It's just your confidence. I bet you've never initiated a conversation with a girl to pick her up.

>>138603921
I'm going to be teaching in japan in the next year or so and I honestly don't know if I'll bother going. I think figures are a waste of money, I can't imagine paying for anime and I wouldn't want to buy a japanese game I couldn't understand.

Maybe I'll go just to browse or something.

>>138608628

that depends on the individual. many nipps don't have sex anymore.

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>>138608171
Was military stationed in Tokyo at first, but went back a few times for vacation and work.

It can be a lot of fun to go alone if you can speak the language, plan ahead, and keep an adventurous spirit. I spent a summer backpacking Hiroshima, Tokushima and Wakayama. Was never bored because I would just go out and look for fun shit to do. Met a lot of cool people, hiked a lot of mountains, took a lot of pictures, and drank a lot of beer.

No, but I want to.

Instead I'm stuck in Busan confused by all the hangul everywhere. Still haven't found any anime shops.

>>138608614
Not at all, mid-twenties mostly. Younger even, and younger still if you go to some club and get laid. Pretty sure one of them was like, barely 16. But it's hard to tell with them.
What I've found is that at first they're a little bit nervous around whites, the way normal people are around negroes, but then it turns into curiosity and/or excitement once they realize we're not gonna rape and/or kill them.

>>138608717
That reminds me, anyone have that edit of the girl sitting alone in the classroom, and two Tyrone's have very suggestive dialogue involving her?

>>138608696
Any advice for backpacking around a country? Where do I start in preparing?

>>138608150
AirBnb is usually better in quality than hotels if you don't taking the risk. There's also a good price range of AirBnb as well. However, AirBnb is illegal in Japan.

I was there a few years ago. Honestly it caught me off guard, especially when it was recommended by my host. It was cool though, I liked it. Saw a life size Kenshiro (manlet) for like 50k yen.

>>138604534
you waste more money on UFO catcher than you want. You only count how much it took you to win a single time than the actual amount you spent.

>>138608171
Go with your friends. Plan ahead together, try to go with a Jap friend if possible, he might know where to go, eat, etc. In my case, having 3 friends alongside the trip, I had a shitton of fun. All weebs or chinese cartoon fanatics, it's fun and you can do alot of insane shit with your friends because you get that much confident too. Lost my virginity in Japan fyi. [/blog]

>>138608842
>Lost my virginity in Japan fyi.

How?
I want to lose my too.

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>>138608842
>with your friends
/a/ group trip to Japan when

>>138608231
Capsule Hotels aren't very sociable, I would go to an Inn or hostel, at least you are gonna meet some people.

>>138608842
>Lost my virginity in Japan fyi.

how?
I want to protect mine, so I'll need all the information I can get

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>>138604377
How can you don't know?

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>going to overpopulated nip cities
>not going to the most remote of towns, where the locals will label you as a threat because you are a filthy gaijin

>>138608543
You are aware I meant Celsius, right?

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>>138609217
this
i wanna spend most my time in a peaceful country side getting called a filthy gaijin
then spend one or two days visiting the holy land

>>138608782

For me, I would spend a week or two in every location and take a train to the next. I had a backpack to carry all my day-to-day stuff and a few changes of clothes, and a larger piece of luggage for I'd mail to each new location via takyuubin service (either the post office or kuroneko company). I'd stay in mostly Japanese hostels and make reservations to each new place online a week ahead. It's pretty easy to make reservations because there are a shit ton of reservation service sites you can google.
Other than that, pack light and use the larger luggage as a storage for extra clothes and souvenirs and such. It's not hard to talk to people on your travels-- because most of them are going to come up and want to talk to you, first.

Aside from that, read up on places you think you'd like to go to, don't be afraid to talk to people and try new things on the fly, and try not to get overwhelmed by the freedom that comes with traveling alone.

Also, Japan sucks for public wifi, but Starbucks has easy access. Also this public wifi service called 'Wi2"will overcharge you to hell on the english site, but the Japanese site gives monthly access for about 5 bucks and is pretty reliable.

>>138605765
I stayed for one night in this Kyoto-themed net cafe. It was quite good and cheap.

http://www.tenpla.com/Nagomi/Akiba/

damn this thread makes me want to move to Japan and teach ESL

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Real talk.

Why does Japan do fast-food better than the states?

>going somewhere
>not handling it like Kino
I shiggy diggy.

>>138609434
Riding a motorcycle across Japan sounds sort of fun. Realistic idea or no?

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>>138603921
I studied abroad in Tokyo. Shit was cash. Akihabara as my jam. Spent most of my weekends there, also I realized I have a gambling addiction for crane games. I won a 50 dollar saber figure for 200 yen, that was cool

>>138609425
For real, as college student who can't cook for shit I miss their 7-11s

>>138609488
talking or not talking motorcycle?
and are you armed?

>>138603921
Yeah, several times. It's basically a big mall where you can buy anime, manga, games, music, merchandise, and other random stuff at the big department stores. And of course there are plenty of gaijins, including me, but Tokyo is pretty cosmopolitan in general compared to the rest of Japan, so it's par for the course in the city.

>>138609509
I miss Lawsons and 1 dollar beer

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>>138609523
I should be fine carrying a katana in glorious nippon right? I can't wait to meet a samurai while I'm there.

>>138609425
I personally love to just find some dirt-cheap quick Ramen thing where you order on a machine, they're pretty great.

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>>138607041
Jesus, how insecure can you be?
If you can't tell your girlfriend upfront that you watch moe SOL then you shouldn't be with her in the first place
What does she even have going on for you to keep hiding your hobbies? that's not healty anon, not at all.

>>138609409
Bad choice.

It's all about that inaka life working on a farm, now. Japan is desperate to repopulate the countryside with young people-- and are not-so-subtly putting QT college-educated Japanese girls and foreigners together on a farm to make that happen..

>>138609706
MAMA TADAIMA

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>>138609706
Is the farming life worth it? Because that incentive they have going is pretty tempting tbqh fampai

Been there.

It isn't what it used to be.

Oh, I have a few questions!
Are all of you that have gone fluent in Japanese or what? If not, what's your level of proficiency in it?
Can you get by knowing nothing? What's the level where it actually becomes useful, assuming memorizing the kana is basically knowing nothing?

I went there every odd day for months. It helps that I'm a Love Live fan. I really miss it.

>>138609706
I've played lots of Harvest Moon, farming with qts ain't so bad.

>>138609878
‌⁠日‌⁠本‌⁠語‌⁠っ‌⁠て‌⁠何‌⁠っ‌⁠す‌⁠か‌⁠兄‌⁠ち‌⁠ゃ‌⁠ん‌⁠

>>138609787

Man god damn would it be great to move out to the county side and learn how to farm how do I get on this?

>>138609787

these are fakes

>>138609706
>>138609787
>>138609916
Silver Spoon and No-Rin wouldn't lie to me, right? The farming life is a comfy, romantic one, right?

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>>138609787
Absolutely.

Much shorter work days than the city (though with more physical work), hole-in-the-wall cheap yakitori bars in the evening, lots of natural beauty in the mountains to behold, farmer jiisans and baasans are friendly and based as fuck in all ways and are completely incoherent even if you are reasonably fluent, QT college girls (and boys) living with you,-- all of them are prime wife material, plenty of spooky ass haikyo ghost adventures, country-side cooking is hearty and amazing...

The only downside is if you hate the thought of living in the middle of nowhere in a tiny town. I love the isolation and laid-back pace, though.

>>138609878
I'm >>138608099, I would say my spoken Japanese is okayish. Not great but good enough for normal conversation. I can read the news, or at least get what it's about most of the time.

>>13860900
Spoilering because blogshit.
We got really drunk and started hitting on girls with our broken Japanese in the red light district, Shinjuku I think, not too sure. That actually didn't turn out well, but just like moment later some uni/high school girls approached us and asked if we wanted to pay them. Surprisingly they only asked for 8000 yen, which is practically nothing. We agreed, took the girls to a motel and fucked (kinda like an orgy party). If I remember correctly they weren't too ugly, but they seemed like runaways from home because they were a bit dirty and smelly at first. A quick shower took care of it tjough. You could say we were very lucky. I don't have fantasy love stories to tell you how I lost my virginity but yeah, this is how I lost it. Kind of regretting it now. It's not the best thing imaginable.

>>138610013
Sounds pretty nice, too bad I'm stuck in college for another 4 years though. By the end I'll be a grizzly old 22 year old.

>>138608546
>Soaplands
>not all let gaijin in.
Why?

>>138610013

Being from rural sticksville myself....eh, it ain't so bad so long as there's internet, but even that isn't a deal breaker. I love physical work. So long as there was a roof over my head and food to eat I'd do that shit for free to live as a japanese farmboy.

>>138610073
Gross
That's considerably worse than I was expecting.

>>138608247
Shit man, how did you land a job like that?

>>138610073
>>138610118

>runaways from home
> dirty and smelly
>paying for sex
> lost my virginity

Revolting.

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>>138610073
Ew. I don't want to rant or anything but this isn't how I would have liked to lose mine.

>>138610098
Because the Elevens are unbelievably, hilariously racist, in a nonchalant, charming 1950s way. I mean the Chinese aren't really people to them and whites are exotic and kinda scary at the least.

>>138610136
Well, I did get my Masters in international finances. But also a shitload of money and connections from my father. I just know how to deal with lots of money, and with people who have lots of money since, well, I'm one of them.

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>>138610073
>he lost his virginity to literal smelly high school prostitutes

>>138610073
>me and a bunch of weebs banged some homeless schoolgirls together for $80
The romance of the century.

>>138610136
Not him, but BBA from top school > STEM.

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>>138610109

A cozy room, family meals, lots of beer, and peaches as big as your head, anon.

It's wonderful.

>>138610118
Yeah. Don't do it man. I guess it feels good to know that I'm not labeled as a virgin anymore though. The girls were ok, obviously it wasn't their first time, I guess as a whole we enjoyed it. The girls got their fuck and money and my friends and I got to get our virgin labels off.

Just as a side note, the whores in the red ligjt district love us gaijins but other Japanese don't really look fond upon us so be patient and calm dealing with people there, especially when you don't have a Japanese friend around.

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>>138610093
>grizzly old 22 year old
I don't want to age anymore.

>>138610238
>>138610073


anime adaptation when?

Gook here, real talk, would the Nips be able to sniff me out on appearance alone if I was fluent in Japanese? I can't speak a word of Korean to begin with, though I can understand it.

>>138610210

Being a first timer is never a pretty process anon. It's awkward as fuck and usually embarassing as fuck for the guy because no matter what, the girl expects you to know what you're doing.

Shit, lost mine to a virgin hunter. fucking smelly homeless highschool girls is my fetish.

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>>138609960
>>138609980
>>138609706
>>138610013
>Countryside
NNB intensifies

>>138610352
yes, coreans are easily the ugliest asians

>>138610275

pssh, no respectible top schools has BBAs, barring Wharton and a couple other. A STEM or econ degree from top school > 99% undergrad business degrees

>>138610352
Yes.
And trust me they will think of you as subhuman.
No offense intended. By me, I mean. By them, probably but they don't think about it that much I guess. Comes naturally.

>>138610352

>fluent

Define fluent. If you were raised there and don't have an accent, maybe.

>>138610352

Yes, that's true.


Just embrace you'll always be a gaijin.

>>138610357
They weren't that smelly. If they were we wouldn't have agreed to pay them probably (i don't know we were too drunk). After the shower they smelled like fresh Japanese school girls. A smell of mixed shampoo, conditioners, soap, and milk.

>>138610375
That's not Chinese fuccboi

>>138610416
>>138610425
O-oh

Fuck it, a lot of people seem to mistake me for Japanese at first meeting, hopefully it's enough to avoid too much bullying

>>138603921
It's overrated, Nipponbashi in Osaka is way better. Akiba has the most overcrowded arcades ever.
And it's full of gaijin instead of cute cosplayers like Nipponbashi had on every corner.

>>138610357
Blogshit
First time, fucked with my first gf, didn't know how to do it, couldn't even pleasure myself, ended quite disappointed myself while the Russian was telling me it was ok. It's only during the third try that I actually got the hang of it.

>>138610468
Misread it and imagined Simon hulking in the corner giving you advice while you fucked her.

>>138610464
Pretty much this. Akiba is completely overhyped.

>>138610456

Are you insecure or something? What's so wrong about being seen as gaijin? That's what you are.

>>138610361
Living in Japan's countryside right now is a lot like NNB, except without the children.

NNB is propaganda to make that future come true-- 3 new families in my town are expecting babies soon, and I can guarantee more are coming.

>>138605518
Tell her you like anime
Leave her if she doesnt
Why would you like a gf who doesnt like anime

>>138610456
Just don't be a weeb or otaku. They hate those. I'm a gook, I lived in Japan for 1 year, they're practically fine if you don't mess with them or show them that you're weak. That being said, I went to an international school during that one year so yeah.

>>138610527

tell me how do I get to this magical Place?

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>>138610504

>played some cawadoody years ago out of boredom
>come across elevens playing
>they were insulting gooks without any real trigger
funny

>>138610073
You sound like you're from a ShindoL mag. Did you also get them hooked on designer american drugs?

>>138603921
I used to live bicycling distance from Akiba, now I'm a little further west and only go when I need computer parts, really.

>>138610581
>he's never seen the gook/nip shitpost wars on /int/

Where does one even start to go to work in Nippon countryside anyway?

>>138610603
Nah, even though we were drunk, we're both too sissy and not degenerate enough to go for drugs.
but I can go for round 2 with drugs if you want senpai

>>138610581
I was chatting with my tailor in Tokyo, nice old guy, and he basically talks about how shitty, smelly and disgusting the Chinese are all day ("like happy pig").
I think the Nips are hilarious people.

>farming the japanese country side as a foreigner

Sounds like Zimbabwe 2.0, enjoy the military kicking you out of your bean plantation for the glory of nip babies.

>>138610689
>yfw you realize he talks shit about white people behind your back as well

>>138610660

Hitch a ride in a passing tractor?

>>138610073
>things that never happened general
I assume by "red light district" you're trying to reference Kabukicho. Yeah, good luck "drunkenly hitting on girls" there, where it's a ratio of 1 girl per 5 yakuza barkers prowling around outside their soaplands and gay host clubs.

farming is one of the most economically inefficient occupations in Japan. The only reason why its still a living industry is because of the heavy government subsidies.

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Yeah

Have not been there for months

It looses its charm once you realize you can just get what you want on Yahoo auctions/rakuten instead much cheaper

>>138609787
Me second from the right

>>138610559
Rural farm stays. Seek out the ones run by groups of young Japanese people sick of the overworked salaryman/OL culture.

You wake up with the sun, put in a hard 6-10 hours work outdoors to revitalize Japan's dwindling farm sector, make good money, and have everything generally provided for you.

Anytime you miss the city, you can hop on a nightbus with your QTJapanese tomboy girlfriend and spend a weekend goofing around.

>>138610838

too bad, you're not middle girl.

>>138610762
Yeah, probably, but I'm pretty sure they dislike the Chinese waaaay more.
I mean, I'm Austrian, which basically makes us World War buddies.

>>138610834
It's nice when you're just browsing and not looking for anything in particular. I like that one porn shop off the main road that specializes in all muscle girl doujins and vids.

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>>138610888
Have not really been offroad, it is all the same to me

The most interesting part of Akihabara to me nowadays is that store that repairs fashion bags

Question, are the light novels and bookstores easily found and cheaper than what you see online? Also I heard a couple game stores have the really retro games for really cheap, is that true?

>>138610873
With every posts this begins to sound more and more like deliberate shilling.

>>138611039
There's lots of retro games stores, prices vary depending on rarity and whether there's mint packaging and stuff. But most common games you can get super cheap.
There are cafes and stuff that have NESes set up you can play, those are comfy.
Bookstores are everywhere, you don't have to go to Akiba to get LNs, there's like a Book Off on every corner or Kinokuniya if you want a bigger Borders-style store.

>>138611082

i thought it was obvious...

>>138611023
Are you a cute, fashionable, but financially conscious girl?

>>138611120
And the arcades?

I've heard that you can travel around Tokyo without knowing much japanese because most people there speak english and most stores there have english signs, is that true?

>>138611082
>shilling a rural farmstay on an anonymous han dynasty vase enameling board
wow they're really going for the big haul

If I go to Akiba, how do I know which figurines are new and which ones are second-hand? I don't want to buy stuff that has been hot-glued.

>>138610873
Fuck that honestly sounds great. What exactly do you mean by rural farm stays? Also what would you say the minimum fluency should be? N2?

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>>138611039
Retro games seems to be really cheap, you can find a lot of them for the equivalent of a euro

If you want books you can try Nakano sunplaza, it is a hell of a lot more convenient to navigate then Akihabara

>>138610295
>I guess it feels good to know that I'm not labeled as a virgin anymore though.

You nigs realize that you don't walk around with a sticker on your forehead that says "VIRGIN" right? When I started dating it felt a lot more important to be able to develop a relationship with a chick. The sex itself is far less important than getting to that point naturally. Paying money for sex is like having someone else do your homework.

Guys who go to whores act much more like virgins that guys who have a lot of friends but haven't had sex for whatever reason.

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>yfw the Jap government worker shills on here right now succeed
>Japan sees an influx of gaijin storming their farms in the next few years

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>>138611146
Yes to the first 3 but I am only a girl on the internet

>>138611151
All over the place.. there's the big Sega places, and then you have the smaller arcades that can be found near pretty much any arcade station, that mostly have a few games, street fighter, initial d, etc plus a bunch of crane games and printclub machines up front for all the girls. And then there's the fucking pachinko parlors everywhere.

Dudes, it was fun for a while but this shit is >>>/int/ so get your asses over there.

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>>138611240
>he can't smell virginity
Gotta step up your femdom game

>>138611242

these skinny ass bitches aint fit to work minimum wage jobs, let alone be farmers.

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>>138611082
Because it is. The country is paying me to work and shill at the same time. Shit's getting bad-- Japanese people aren't fucking and are holing themselves up in cities as the rural areas decline.

I ain't lying, about the day-to-day life, though. Shit's great and I don't plan on leaving.

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>>138611313
You live in rural japan? if so I am fucking jelly

I live in the fucking gigantic sea that is the Tokyo suburbs with no real patch of grass in sight for miles and miles

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>>138605319

I was also in Akiba this new year's. I survived eating from atre, the fucking chicken sold there was godly and cheap as fuck.

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>>138611313
Honestly, I might actually consider this as a future prospect for me. I'm a college freshman with literally no clue what he wants to do in the future and with no real talents or academic specialties. Farming life doesn't sound too bad.

>>138611257
Do they ever have english version of games lying around especially the retro. Also should I be wary of delinquents in arcades?

>>138611168

>most people there speak english

no.

>>138611313
>Japan importing foreigners

Good joke, prankster. We all know the mighty samurai only wants their own.

>>138611313
Alright you faggot how do I get in on this? Don't tell me to just google "farm stay Japan", I don't want to end up in the boonies without speaking a lick of Japanese, surrounded by old people. I was promised college age Japanese qts, where they at?

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>>138611451
Have not really checked thoroughly but I would seriously doubt there would be English version of games available

>>138611522
this

as fun as farming life sounds, the presence of cute tomboys is the scale tipper here

>>138611451
>Do they ever have english version of games lying around especially the retro.
Yeah, there are import sections in some of the stores, those are the kind of things you'd have to go to Akiba or Nakano Broadway to find probably.

>Also should I be wary of delinquents in arcades?
You never really see the manga style delinquents, it's mostly just a pack of ordinary highschool kids giggling and eating potato chips and stuff, or bored workers on their lunchbreak.

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>>138611168
>Most people speak english

Major stores have English signs and someone that can help you but do not ever count on it regardless

Very few people speak English

That being said that I almost shat myself when I was in this local trift store in my suburb neighborhood whos only purpose is to house people and both people owning the store spoke perfect English with absolutely no accent whatsoever

>>138611403
Where did you get the chicken? The ground floor shops or the restaurants upstairs?

>>138611546
>>138611522
>>138611420
How many of you nerds are fat or weak?

>>138611313
Please giv website link or something to get in on this

>>138611168
Although there is some English signage and it is commonly taught in schools you are stepping into their shit hole so expect to get lost and mugged, possibly raped.

>>138611578
Does that thing where if you accidentally even brush a delinquent in the streets and they double team you ever actually happen?

>>138611168
I wouldn't say most people speak english, not fluently, but yeah there's plenty of english signage, and enough people speak "enough" english to help you through important necessities.
You'd really go a lot farther to learn a little japanese first, though.

>>138611578
Sounds fun, plan on learning japanese on my free time and going to japan as my bucket list. Hopefully my comprehension can be enough in three years time.

>>138611665

three years is plenty of time. speaking will probably prove to be most challenging tho

>>138611651
I daydream about that happening but I've never seen it. Probably an Osaka thing, they got loose morals over there.

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>>138603921
Only once last January, all these plamo I want them all. Any longer and I would have taken out the credit card for all the Graze recolours ,AC and Metal Gear stuff.
Damnit I thought the inner /m/anchildren was sealed long ago.

>>138611713
Is the dialect the problem?

>>138611614
Japanese have an easier time reading English than speaking it.

There's just no serious need to learn English in Japan.

>>138611522
>can't speak Japanese

No QTs for you.

But seriously, you can start with sites/companies like WWOOFJapan. Once you get there, you build connections and ask around about opportunities in other prefectures like Nagano and Wakayama. Lots of younger farmers in Nagano, especially, who are there because they love skiing/snowboarding.

Knowing the language will make the difference in opening doors between working on some stange old man's pumpkin patch in absolute nowhere, and working in a small city with a bunch of QTs.

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Hurray Akiba

>>138611627
I lift 4 times a week son. I would eat you for breakfast.

>>138611733
If you speak Portuguese no.

>>138611733

practical speaking experience

>>138611313
America has this problem at all.

A farmer ain't exactly an attractive job.

Also, with how much people rely on the internet these days, becoming a farmer means giving up on fast internet.

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>>138611747
I remember that slot machine

I never used it

>saw a minato fumi book in a shop

man, it's so weird actually holding the same h-manga that you get off of ex.

>>138611804

> slot machine

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>>138611651
If you wanna hear about gangsters, though, I met the real guy who was used as the model for Ushijima the Loan Shark. That was mildly scary.

>>138611775
The thing is i have an Asian background so my accent may be slightly similar and my dialect.

Will Japan be ruined after the Olympics? Will they hate foreigners more?
Do I only have a four year window of opportunity to go before it's radically changed forever?

>>138611893
Yes.

>>138611796
>giving up fast internet
>anywhere in Japan

Even in relative middle of nowhere, I'm riding on fat fiber optic pipes.

But, yeah, farming isn't exactly glamorous, but fuck glamour. I'm growing apples and peaches and giving fruit-picking tours. It's an honest job and a good, simple living that I'm happy to do.

>>138611829
More like "slut machine" amirite?

>>138608099
>>138608247
I'm always surprised to find out what kind of people come to /a/.
My Dad works for UBS as well, he's a "Managing Director – Wealth Management" from as far as I understand. I don't do business, so don't ask me about anything more.

>>138611886

yeah, because knowing another asian language will help you learn how to speak japanese.

>>138611989

can i marry your dad?

>>138611893
>Will Japan be ruined after the Olympics?
Yes.
>hate foreigners
Stale meme. Japan "hates foreigners" and is "xenophobic" probably about a third as much as America.

>>138611938
>Even in relative middle of nowhere, I'm riding on fat fiber optic pipes.
This, the entire country is on fiber. Japan and South Korea are crazy wired, they really benefit from not having their internet piggybacked on the ancient outdated copper phone line infrastructure.

>>138612034
haha no. Married plus he doesn't like animu.
You'd probably hate me as your step-kid anyway.

>>138612034
> knowing another Asian language will help me
that isn't a joke right?

>>138611989
Well, I've been going to this site for nearly a decade, I'd be a sucker to stop now.
In Zurich as well, though? I mean, UBS has 50.000 employees or so, so I'm gonna say the chance that I'm your dad is pretty slim.

>tfw all the /a/ users who decide to go rural end up on the same farm

>>138612098
could be your boss

>>138612124
i hope i will see you guys there!

>>138611912
>>138612046
If only I was born about 3 years earlier.

Why does /a/ pretend to hate 3D until some shill starts selling you an obviously too good to be true scam about farms filled with cute young girls? If it was so great working on a farm, Japanese people would be there already.

>>138612092
Not at all, there's several phonetic/grammatical similarities between Japanese and certain Asian languages like Korean. Even some southeast asian languages like Burmese

>>138612098
Nah he works in New York, on Long Island.

>>138611967

it's not vegas

I would like to go but I don't know moon or have any friends. I do have one cousin who wants to go but he's waiting until I'm forced to go.

>>138612191
I wonder if they won't notice that I am a gaijin though...

Anyone have any experience doing enjo kousai? Particularly with JC?

>>138612217

>Long Island

Figures.

>>138612217
Yeah I was just joking. And I wouldn't be all that surprised if lots of people from all sorts of professions came here, it's a pretty big site these days.

>>138612233
They'll know, then force you to commit sudoku like all the other gaijin.