The Stasi whore is dead.
Next stop:Bye bye Walter and Sylwia / Beato getting rekt by Theo the edgemaster
Reposting this, so it doesn't get forgotten in the new thread
I feel happy today.
It might have hurt him, but Theo chose the right path by killing Lise
As a priest serving our Superme Just Lord and Savior Demonbane, I condemn Lise Hohenstein as evil and congratulate Theodore Eberbach's killing of Lise as an action of justice approved by the Elder Gods Kurou and Al themselves
Anyone who disagrees will be properly evaluated as supporting evil, and thus, the supreme enemy of our Lord known as the Crawling Chaos, Nyarlathotep
>>138602765
Lise did nothing wrong
Did you hurry to make the thread just so you can shitpost?
>>138602765
Titts come pretty handy when there are explosions with shrapnels.
>>138602839
*old thread
>>138602765
>All that ketchup that came out from her pussy
>>138602765
Thread reminder that Beato-san and Lise did nothing wrong!
>>138602852
This.
>>138602839
>Reposting this
Don't, because it's shit and it made me feel dumber for reading it.
Who /NVA/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWC_fcr6V-0
Reminder that all of them, even Axmann and Beatrix will end up happy in the Extraverse.
This thread is stasi trap.
Lise just wanted a decent life with Theo. She tried as hard as she could.
>>138602905
Why should I listen to the words of one who is clearly a servant of the Crawling Chaos?
Your evil words fall on deaf ears, villain!
>>138602867
>>138602905
Stop trying so hard you prick.
If you're going to be such an asshole fuck off elsewhere.
>>138602852
She just wanted to love her onii-chan.
>>138602936
But ketchup is happy in the BETAverse too
>Anett picking up deathflags
Kiminozo director you absolute madman pls no
Did she deserve to die?
>>138602992
Until he gets a bullet in the back next episode.
Was Iris trained like Lise in the VN/LN too?
>>138603014
Pham? Yes. Lise? No.
>>138603002
how?
>>138603014
Absolutely.
>>138602765
"Your dick ain't shit, onii-chan."
PSA from the Ministerium für Staatssicherheit
Dear comrades!
Those party workers who are active on the ideological front have a special assignment from Katja
and great responsibility to the party. We must drive the ideas of Katjaism-Theoism ever deeper into the masses,
and mobilize them to solve the challenges in every area of society, particularly bullying.
The decisions of the X. Party Congress are the best possible foundation for that. Realizing these decisions will give us
big challenges also in the coming year 1984. We will solve them, thus advancing the cause for which the door was opened
67 years ago by the victory of the Great October Socialist Revolution.
By law only Genosse Theodore can bully Katia.
Es lebe die Deutsche Demokratische Republik
>>138602968
>>138602986
>Samefagging lisetard trying too hard.
Fuck off you whore lover, Lise was nothing but a cheap slut who received tons of semen inside her womb using Theo as excuse for all her crimes.
She deserved this crap and we're all happy.
>>138602992
I'd imagine BETAverse Ketchup to be far happier than Extraverse Ketchup.
>>138603073
You must really be bored.
>>138603072
I want to bully Katia!
>>138603073
>being this assblasted that Lise is one of the best girls.
>>138602903
>>138602765
Reminder that Lise and Beatrix deserved everything horrible in their lives for being sociopathic cunts.
>>138602985
>persecution complex
Just sod off, boohoo if some people don't conform to fanfiction tier garbage.
>>138603014
She hadn't even felt any remorse for her crimes so I think yes, Lise deserved her fate.
>>138603073
There are many of us, who value loyalty.
What did he ever do to deserve this?
>>138603114
There's nothing "best" about an evil villain who indirectly aided in the plans of the great enemy
>>138603105
>No arguments at all.
Nice way to back up your retardation.
>>138603114
>Lise
>One of the most hated characters in Japan
>Beatrix and Iris always at the top
AHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD ANIMEONLYFAGS AT ITS FINEST.
>>138603125
You're trying way too hard to be hostile and edgy. All your posts are a net drain in this thread so fuck off.
Get a trip so we can all filter your dumbass.
These threads are always so awful on episode day when the animeonly faggots storm in with their worthless opinions.
https://u.pomf.is/lkpjly.webm
>>138603141
Kill or be killed. You westerners don't understand how it is when you have no choice, yet you want to survive.
>>138603181
Why are you so mad anon?
>>138603210
I agree the lisefags are beyond shit even Japan hates her
>>138603210
>don't know Japanese so you haven't read the LNs
>can't have an opinion on the anime adaptation's story
Fuck off with your shitty logic.
>>138603210
Why do you need more material to make an opinion about the anime? Knowing about the source is helpful to judge the anime as an adaptation, but opinions on the anime itself and wether or not you like the anime versions of the characters aren't worthless because you don't know the source
>>138603181
Lise usually places third on many polls.
>>138603157
His imouto saved his life from execution and protected him from behind the scenes. Now its his turn to save her from the horror she had to live.
>>138603303
Because the source material is:
1) Superior
2) Not fanfiction, like this terrible adaptation
>>138603229
The best part of having an all female villain squad: their death squeaks.
>>138603202
>make 2 posts
>suddenly a personality
How about you use the mush in your skull and tell me again, unironically, how the first post is considered quality for Muv-luv threads?
>>138603250
That doesn't make her innocent.I'm from post-commie country.
>>138602765
STUPID DUMB BITCH
ROT IN HELL KNOWING SOMEELSE IS GONNA FUCK YOUR BROTHER
ALSO
FUCKING A-10 THUNDERBOLT WHEN
>>138603229
>that cute little squeak
hnnggggg
Bet that's the sound she makes when you first give her the D
>>138603337
How does that answer my question?
Please read well and realize that I especified the anime version of everything
You can have an opinion on the anime without needing the source
>>138603371
But it doesn't make her solely responsible. It's almost like people only just found out MuvLuv has plenty of greyzone characters.
STALKER anon please make a webm of "I'll wipe your ass" scene if there isn't one yet
>>138603371
Nobody is innocent. In the end, the only thing you will remember is YOUR own life. Should it matter what you did to others then? Only as much as it affected you.
>>138603425
An opinion on the anime is like a youtube comment.
Absolutely worthless.
Who /Puhdys/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VgpSQdlAoU
>>138603513
Whatever you say, man
Whatever you say
>fucks his own sister and then shoots her in the head
A B S O L U T E
M A D M A N
>>138603229
Why did Farka scream if she got completely blown up?
You aren't my bros anymore, German scum.
>>138603229
Cute girls make the best mooks.
>>138603635
Because she's cute.
>>138603427
I'm not talking about sole responsibility, it's responsibility of her superiors too, but she did plenty to earn a bullet.
>>138603477
Does killing innocent people not affect you? For example your conscience?
>>138603635
To make my dick a 10 on the mohs scale.
>>138603513
If you can't actually respond to the dudes argument, why even bother posting?
>>138603635
>>138603732
What are Beatrix's grunts and screams going to be like when Theo gets rough with her?
When Theo told her he was going to save her before killing her, did he mean saving her from what the rest of SM would have done to her or ending her suffering after years of brainwashing?
She did nothing wrong though.
>>138602986
>>138603429
Like this?
>>138603896
Yes, yes, and yes
>Does killing innocent people not affect you? For example your conscience?
If I were sufficiently abused, I wouldn't care. Also I wouldn't care if there were no other choice (think of titanic lifeboat situation). I learned my life lessons: moral doesn't really matter much, people kill each other everyday indirectly and/or by inaction and current morals completely allow this. In the end your/your loved one's life is are the only things that matter.
>>138603944
Kirke's ass is mine
West is Best
>>138603896
Obviously he'll be ending her misery like a good Onii-chan would.
>>138603429
It's much funnier out of context. thanks.
>>138603896
>She did nothing wrong though.
Lise dindu nuffin!
>>138604027
Any particular reason you keep posting like a nigger?
>>138603912
Finally someone made it. It just needs a cleaning up.
>>138604063
/pol/ leaking out of their containment board again.
>>138604115
>cleaning up.
Any tips?
>>138604134
Nice try Lise
>>138603360
Anon your posting style is very distinct and very fedora.
Stop being such a cunt.
>>138604208
just shrink the edge and blur it
Why did Watanabe give her a peaceful death? He should have just killed her outright in rage so I can say with full confidence that the anime is garbage.
Why now do you humanize her? In her last moments?
What a fucking hack.
>>138604063
>s-stop posting what I don't like!
The only nigger here is you anon.
>>138604328
>my tears are moving on their own
>>138603944
Superb
>>138604371
Stop posting like a nigger and you won't be called one, it's that simple.
>>138603944
This is a man of fine taste.
>>138603978
baka desu senpai, it's like you don't wish to be saved by your Lord
It is morality that determines what is right and what is wrong. If you consider morality unnecessary in this determination you aren't talking about right and wrong, rather about what is profitable and unprofitable.
So how do all you fags know that LN Beatrix isn't as evil as Anime Beatrix? I'd wager that 99% of you don't read Japanese. For all you know, she could be even more unlikable. Heck, prequel Beatrix might be an unlikable cunt.
>>138604434
>I-I called him a nigger back!
>That will show h-him!
Go back to redd1t newfag cancer.
>>138604328
It's like nose drips from her eyes.
>>138604540
Fuck no.
>>138604554
Before these threads turned into total shit on the last couple of days there was one based anon who would copy n pasta portions from the LN and translate them for us that explained Beato-sans backstory.
Assumptions are bad mkay?
>>138604589
This much mad can't be good for you.
>all this sourcefags vs animeonlyfags shitposting.
Imagine if they actually adapted Alternative.
>>138604689
I'd rather not.
>>138604689
sourcefags are the ones shitposting and throwing spoilers everywhere, we want to enjoy the anime but no that's apparently not allowed since I didn't read a fucking 89 hour talking heads video book
Fucking shits
>>138604658
fuuuuck Beato got some crazy sexy eyes
I am going to marry Gretel
>>138604767
I'd lick Gretel's armpits!
>>138603978
Of course I followed the story, doesn't give her an excuse to go on a murderous rampage because he loves Iris. That isn't even what I had a problem with, I just think shes a bitch regardless. This sub-plot for the rebellion made 0 sense in alignment with the characters former actions and beliefs. I honestly can careless about Lise and her Stasi backstory. She was like a child who didn't get her toy, she got pissed just because she couldn't be romantically involved with her brother BUT she wanted to be with her brother no matter what, so in that case that makes no sense either unless she just wanted to be romantically involved with him and nothing else. Because if she wanted to have a relationship with her brother no matter what like she acts like then she would of stayed with the 666 batallion instead of go back to the Stasi and piss them off and make her brother completely cut her off.
>>138604782
I'll duel you for that
>>138604671
It's okay anon. Let the butthurt flow through you.
Me calling you a cunt has clearly calmed your autistic rage down which has benefited everyone in this thread.
>>138604658
You don't really know how accurate he could be. I've seen his posts too, and I'd be weary of trusting them. He could just be plopping google translate shit from the scanlations on here, and we all know how shitty that is.
>>138604798
Does posting some pasta from some infernal shithole outside of /a/ make you happy?
>>138604829
I wasn't the guy you were talking to though, that was my first reply to you.
>>138604758
Don't take pride you're too much of a lazy asshole to look into things for yourself.
>>138603979
You'll have to fight me for that prime capitalist pussy m8.
>>138604809
I lost the pic from the previous thread so you win for now.
>>138604886
/a/ - Anime and Manga
Not
/a/ - Weeb games and books
Anime always take priority in threads, if you can't deal with it go back to MAL faggot
>>138604886
Wow beatrix is surprisingly short.
>9mm
>>138604870
No it wasn't. Your posting style is giving you away.
>Using commas terribly like stem autist mid sentence.
>mfw all this cancer.
>>138604911
post Gretel anyways
Reposting this here because of something I don't think was caught the first time - they're doing it again. Butchering Beato's character and motivations, and then kind of hinting she's still following Jurgen's path.
I don't even know now.
>>138603229
>those death squeaks
Not sure whether horrified or aroused.
>>138601296
Just fuck my shit up, Jesus. Does the Western fandom even know about the LNs/VNs?
>>138603978
You would be surprised how easily "normal" people can be turned onto sociopathy. Even the ones who think they are just.
>>138601637
>and one Cuifag
>and one Kiirkefag
I can totally see it.
>>138601930
Soviets can't really interfere in this world, there's hundreds of miles of BETA in between them.
>>138602035
I like to think he left for there after.
>>138602087
Been angry with Beato characterization since day one, but maybe I'll try everyone else's strategy of just pretending anime Beato is someone completely different.
>>138604758
I can understand liking the show without having read the SM LNs in Japanese, but what the fuck are you doing here if you haven't at least read MLA?
>>138604991
No one save for one person likes Cui. Same thing with Wessie scum.
>>138605002
Because everyone in these threads tells people you don't need to know anything about this series to watch SM.
>>138605002
Did the anime say I gotta read MLA first? No? That's what I thought, I don't have and I will not have to, now fuck off.
>>138605002
>expecting anyone to read 100+ hours of badly drawn fanfiction pretending to be a game
Ha ha ha
Lick it clean, lick her all clean.
Any other request for webm, transparent or stitches?
>>138604689
>Imagine if they actually adapted Alternative.
Imagine when the full trilogy are released on Steam.
>>138604991
>Butchering Beato's character and motivations, and then kind of hinting she's still following Jurgen's path.
I think that they're just hinting that she's as power hungry and greedy as the other stasi characters, not that she has some selfless goal in mind. She'll probably kill Schmidt in a hair twistingly evil way to take over the DDR so she can run it as her own personal hell hole.
>>138605002
I've never read the original trilogy, I've only read SM
>>138605148
Would you have taken the shot?
>>138604689
>>138604722
Original trilogy is another generic harem show with a beta MC.
Takeru is one-dimensional, bland, wish-fulfillment iself-insert for the (retarded/less-cultured/loser/reclusive/children/anti-social) audience, who just wants to feel strong/powerful/successful/loved/whatever, all because of your jesus christ's plot armor.
Can you imagine it?
>>138605271
No, I would throw a grenade instead.
>>138605203
Absolutely delicious.
>>138605172
Post more werewolves.
>>138605148
>ground Gretel thingken of funny stories to tell the team once she storms the Senate and ends everyone
>>138605203
SLUT
>>138605271
No, I would have taken her aboard and fled the country. Who cares about a post-soviet shithole when your imouto has been through so much.
>>138605366
More dead werewolves? That an be done.
>>138605405
>bring AIDS to another country
>>138605271
Why would you make your imouto suffer a slow death? Take responsibility and take her out of her misery.
Of course it wouldn't even come to this if I were in Theo's shoes.
>>138605446
A slow death is what she deserves.
>>138603039
not him but this seemed like one to me
not exactly a fully raised one, more like one at half mast
>>138605148
Will do
>>138605203
>>138605344
Indeed
>>138605369
>Gretel rescues the members of the National Defence Council and re-takes the Palast der Republik
>>138604991
>Just fuck my shit up, Jesus. Does the Western fandom even know about the LN/VN?
They're just idiots. It happens on every anime adaptation threads, ever.
Well except the ones without character drama.
>>138605560
>getting called by your name is a death flag
ok, I guess
>>138605405
This is the only right answer.
>>138605488
Come on anon, she doesn't. No one really does.
>>138605630
>she doesn't
Yes she does.
>>138605488
That bundle of love, self-sacrifice and loyalty deserves endless pampering.
>>138605671
t. Lise
>>138605706
I only see this retarded meme on /a/ in these threads.
Just more proof that these threads are filled with crossboarding cancer and reddit.
I don't even know why I keep posting here.
>>138605405
Your face when she go MUH STASI aon your ass and kill you with blank expression on her face. Stop with the delusion anon.
>>138605764
Redo your post, I barely understood you.
>>138605764
>she smashes you with a rock
>>138605671
Soon anon.
>>138605764
She is the one who wanted to elope with Theo
>>138605628
>>138605405
Blood of her victims cries from the ground and you are letting it go.
>>138605670
She did commit horrible crimes, but making her suffer just because you want to feel better about it isn't right.
>>138605271
Yes she was far too fucked up in the head already. It was too late for her and you would be endangering your friends by keeping her alive.
>>138605884
>blood of her victims
She's not fully innocent, but she's sure as hell a victim too.
>>138602765
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>edgemaster OP from a guy who jumped the gun
Nah. Come on over here, guys.
>>138603663
>>138605942
>she's a victim
>Lisefag delusions
>>138605963
fuck off
>>138605967
You know someone might take you seriously if you didn't greentext all your replies in order to look oh so dismissive and above mere discussion.
>>138605963
That thread is just as shit.
>>138606019
Of course. That's why I'm telling everyone to come on over to the other thread.
>>138606044
Nah. But hey, stew here if you want. Less of a pain for me~
>>138605420
>Ivan's not home
>cuckfags get REKT
>run away to their slutrag in another thread
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP SENPAI
>>138605963
>thread wars
Fuck off
Threads on air day are unbearable due to animeonly fags, see you in 2 days for some actual talk and not nausea induced shitposting from the crossboarding crowd.
>>138605884
>She did commit horrible crimes, but making her suffer just because you want to feel better about it isn't right.
I don't want to see her suffer but giving her a solider death at war is too good. the least she needed is to be officially judged in court and executed in public. They can execute her with a bullet in the brain.
>>138606205
See you anon. I'll keep posting a bit though it isn't worth it
>>138606205
>muh Lise
>>138606238
Hanging also works fine and cheaper
Why are people defending lise? She's sucked atleast 200 dicks and has murdered tons of innocent people. She needed to be put down.
>>138606487
It wasn't her choice.
>>138606487
Same reason why wormslut has fans.
>>138606205
>animeonly fags
Why aren't people allowed to talk about the series in the context of the anime? Go make an LN or VN centric thread if you want to talk about that stuff before it dies after 15 posts of people regurgitating translated summaries they read on a wiki.
>>138606487
Why are you shitposting without reading the thread? How should we know how you think, but we can sure as fuck inform you how retarded and uninformed you sound.
>>138606487
She did nothing wrong.
>>138606487
>atleast 200 dicks
That's an understatement
It could be millions and millions
>>138603229
Oh so this cute chick was Farka
>>138606400
I concur, hanging is more appropriate for Stasi.
>>138606487
>She's sucked atleast 200 dicks
>and has murdered tons of innocent people
/a/ having the priorities right.
>>138606512
She made a choice to shoot at refugees.
>>138606487
>She's sucked atleast 200 dicks and has murdered tons of innocent people
Her value as a woman and as a person respectively increases directly with those.
>>138606551
>she's sucked at least 200 dicks
>she's murdered innocents
Both of these are true though
>>138606644
Bullets are more expensive than Lise
fuck off
much like AZ threads
Slaine did not do anything wrong.
>>138606726
>Slaine did not do anything wrong.
Nice try Slaine
Lize is part of this team?
>>138606644
>She made a choice to shoot at refugees.
She had to choose between her brother, whom she loved, and some unkown people. There was no right choice.
HAHAHAHA LISE FUCKING SHITS
GET REKT SLUT. Only commir cucks will feel sorry for her.
>>138605002
>MLA
Fuck you. Do you see Muvluv anywhere on in the title of this anime? No? Didn't think so.
If I wanted to watch "NIPPON STRONG BECAUSE WE BUTTHURT THAT US RAPE US INTO OBLIVION IN BOTH WORLD WARS" I would be watching GATE.
>>138606885
Shinn was a good guy on the wrong team who later joined the good team
He's also far from being a shitter unlike those other three and Lise
>Lisefags literally samefagging on the other thread
>>138606893
Humantiy would have ruined with this logic.
>>138606644
>choice
It seems you had no choice to not be dropped on your head as a child.
Idiotic scum, what choice does anyone have with a gun to their family's head?
>>138606893
>So I told her to crush babies
>She did it the absolute madwoman
>>138606893
>>138607022
Nice Nuremberg defence, mein Lisefreunde.
>>138607237
>Hitler made me do it or he'll shoot my family!
>S-sorry J-juden, nothin personnel
Reminder to report the other thread, thread wars are for /vg/.
>>138606976
It's pathetic really, those fedora eurocucks would excuse anything because it's a cute slut.
>>138607407
>21 IPs
>135 posts
Literally samefagging to bump the thread until the mod sees it and deletes the actual thread
Report the OP
>>138607441
>>21 IPs
>>135 posts
>Literally samefagging to bump
That's how all these threads go, usually it's 40-50 posters by the time the bump limit is hit.
>>138607569
Except the other thread is being padded so that this one gets deleted even though this one came first
There was no need to create another thread
>>138605172
>>138605420
Fucking wishy washy tripfag switching side.
>normie friend has the time and effort to read all of muv-luv
>multiple posters here saying they are too lazy too
this guy fucks people and has a job, what the fuck is your excuse?
>>138607949
>normie
>Muv Luv
>implying normies will bother with RUGP bullshit in Extra
>>138607987
He reads it on a windows tablet and it crashes at the end of every route, so yea.
>>138607949
Because I don't care about the original trilogy.
SM is the only one that caught my eye so I preordered it and the rest is history.
>>138608106
>windows tablet
>playing VNs in public
>>138608139
The original trilogy focuses on the interesting part of the series, the BETA, and not the stupid fucking political problems while they both get fucked over by aliens.
>>138608375
>stupid fucking political problems
More like absurd, East Germany instantly collapsed when they got out of Soviet influence yet in this universe East Germany still exists when Russia is constantly retreating westward to Alaska/Kamchatka.
Why was Lise wearing her ribbons this episode anyways? I thought she didn't wear them when she was in Stasi mode.
>>138607949
>>138607987
>>138608153
fuck off with your /r9k/ crap
>>138608670
Onii-chan already knew she was a stasi, no point hiding it.
>>138608375
Well I just happen to not care that much about the BETA.
Those "stupid political problems" are part of the reason I found SM interesting aside from it's time period and characters.
>>138608153
You sure showed him, frogposter.
>>138608766
>watching Muv Luv for politics and not for mechs and silly aliens
Is the BETA going to make another significant appearance again?
>>138607441
Lisefag on suicide watch.
>>138609303
They have less posters and have more posts
They also broke off when there is no real reason to
>>138609478
Just spam reports against OP and that's it, that cancer thread was made way after this one existed.
Is all just the animeonlyfags who can't handle the butthurt about how lise was always a piece of shit, in the LN and the anime.
>>138609054
It's not even about politics in general. I was interested in the specific politics that SM had.
I'm sure MLA has some politics of some sort as well, but I don't care about what happens in the pacific.
So let me put it like this, nothing in the original trilogy catches my eye.
Not the characters, nor their stories.
The time period or setting isn't anything special either.
I don't like the many of the mech designs in MLA especially the japanese models (save for the 00F yellow ver.)
The BETA are alright but they definitely aren't the main thing I was looking for.
This is the true thread. Bump.
>>138609601
Bumping means nothing Anon, you have to report the other OP and pray the RNG mods delete that thread
Never thought I'd see thread wars on Muv Luv
>>138609568
spamming reports is a rule violation desu pham, mods should intervene and delete this or the other because at their current posting pace they will max that out and will most likely make another thread because they're butthurt
>>138609601
Bump is for idiots, you need to report the other thread so mods can do their job by deleting it.
>>138609293
When they eat the rest of central and western Europe.
>>138609811
How did Europe fall that fast?
Remember to report the other thread full of Liseshitters and Eurocucks
>>138609718
That's not the case when a butthurt animeonlyfag make a new thread even when there is another in the catalog way before and with the sole purpose of shitposting.
>>138609865
>animeonlyfag
Not quite, Lisefags are mostly LNfags since she's more "sympathetic" in the LN compared to the anime
>>138609948
But she brains babies in the LN
>>138609844
Probably another major offensive like after the failure of Operation Palalaigos. The more Hives the BETA establish, the more they can throw at humanity.
>>138609948
On the contrary, they are the true animeonlyfags because in the adaptation we got a dramatic version of Lise while in the LN Lise was 90% butch and 10% victim.
LNfags and oldfags already acknowledge in the fact that Lise is one of the worst girls, just check all the rankings before the adaptation and the ones on top were beatrix and Iris.
Keep in mind the other shitpost thread, there is a bunch of Lisefags asking what happens in the LN, asking about translations or even spoilers and why is that a thing? simple, bcause they are just shitty secondaries.
>>138609970
Her motivations are fleshed out in the LN while in the anime she's just your typical hentai fuckslut
>>138610065
I never read the LN but by getting spoiled in these threads I know some stuff, am I still a secondary?
>>138609948
They're animeonlyfags for liking Lise. They probably haven't even watch MLA because they're all secondaries.
>a fanbase will never incur so much rectal devastation that they make a new thread while the current one is still on-going
>>138610124
I fail to see how anime Lise is likeable.
>>138609844
They couldn't close the Fulda Gap.
And no tactical nukes for some reason.
>>138610205
>no tactical nukes
>meanwhile America just flat out nuked its hat
>>138589761
Why haven't the Germans sent that travesty back to Russia?
>>138609844
I'd imagine the lack of natural defensive lines prepared beforehand like those made by the East Germans.
Once the Oder-Neisse is breached, thanks to rebellion eating away at valuable reserves,
the BETA have access to the north german plain which would be a playing field for the large BETA armies allowing them to reach the north of France.
>>138610344
>Why hasn't Poland destroyed every bit of commie statue and commietecture they have?
>>138610302
Yurocucks doesn't have any balls.
>>138610422
The UK and/or France could have done something, I would understand Germany since they're split in half at that time.
>>138610438
The Brits wouldn't use nukes unless Thatcher's in charge. The Frogs won't even sacrifice the krauts so they got to fuck off to Canada.
>>138610523
>fuck off to Canada.
I hope Montreal was Stalker zone.
>>138610565
The French are Canadians are the villains in Unlimited, so I guess this leads up to that.
>>138610302
Canada is American clay, we just let filthy Loyalists think they have any legacy beyond being our mirror.
I want to take Katia in the woods, force her to dig her own grave at the gunpoint as she cries and then shoot herjust kidding, the gun is empty and it's all just a ruse to make her feel scared for her life
>>138610653
They were only the enemy when Alt V was initiated.
Japan wasn't butthurt, the UK wasn't butthurt, Australia wasn't butthurt, those fags in the Suez weren't butthurt, South America and Africa weren't butthurt so what triggered the Frogs (I assume all the normal Canadians meaning Ontoddlers, Sasquatchfags and Chinese Columbia are already Americans years prior)
>>138610075
I don't know senpai, I got the message loud and clear with what little time the anime had to flesh her out, she went through hell to keep her brother alive and the tragedy of it all she lost herself along the way.
>>138610722
>you passed the test Katia
>you are now my sister
>I will protect you Katia
>>138610722
Ha ha good one genosse, hope you don't mind if I pass on your joke to my friends
>>138610740
>so what triggered the Frogs
They had to deal with the Quebequois. There's a reason they quietly let them fuck off to North America in the first place.
What's up with these threads this week? They're shittier than usual.
Is it because Pham and Lise died?
>>138602765
Can't those suits stop a bullet? Lot of good that did.
>>138610909
/pol/ happened
>>138610909
>>138610909
Some faggot invited /k/, and by extension /pol/ into our threads.
>>138610909
Animeonlyfags
Lisefags
incestfags
Secondaries
That's what happened, just check the other thread made by a butthurt Lisefag and how everyone is begging for spoilers and info.
Fucking sperg secondaries, they need to be killed ASAP.
>>138610907
>Quebec too pussy to deal with the silly Canadian "military"
>finally finds their balls when big daddy France showed up
Kek, Rafales and F/A-18s getting smashed by Yuimoto and Top Gun #2's team
>>138611101
>mods still haven't deleted either thread
MMMOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT
>>138610192
Exactly, they're cucks.
>>138611067
>>138611101
Anti-Lise edgelords are the worst.
>>138611225
>edgelords
>while Lise is the posterchild of edginess
>>138602765
Jesus chirst
fuck feelsmarken
Give me back my Alternative
>>138611211
She was the sweetest of all.;_;
>>138611289
Her sweet love nectar is even sweeter.
>>138610991
>>138611066
Well that sucks. I thought something was up since these threads were pretty fun.
At least there's only two episodes left.
>>138611321
>tfw ywn taste her love nectar
>>138611284
>>138611424
Fuck off Yuuya, we can't Takeru back. Even if it means the remaining Valkyries have to die. All Suzumiyas must die for being worst girls.
>>138611375
You can.
I want to drown in Sylwia's hair.
>>138611548
>>138611537
Wait, um, what's this? I can't into moonrunes.
>>138611496
>All Suzumiyas must die for being worst girls.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, only Akane is the worst girl. Haruka is the purest maiden.
>>138611563
>you will never feel that softness and warm silver hair against your body
Why live?
>>138611649
>>you will never feel that softness and warm silver hair against your body
A bunch of Polish soldiers already did
>>138611634
Haruka ruined my KimiNozo reading experience. The greatest joy I got was when I saw Hetare and Mitsuki's baby.
>>138611569
Bonus from Amazon if you buy all the BD/DVD volumes at full price.
>>138611752
I'd have Pham's bonuses.
>>138610722
Hello Axmann.
>>138610909
Partly. Just a bad confluence of many factors in general.
>>138611066
Except nearly everyone is a crossboarder, moron.
>>138611007
>>138611211
>>138611321
Don't do this to me...
;_;
>>138611284
This is the true Muv Luv. The one where you ask yourself everyday whether it would or not have been better to die.
>>138611685
Bully.
>>138611237
Lise doesn't shitpost in these threads so that's irrelevant.
>>138611826
I'm just telling the truth
>>138611752
Niiiice.
>>138611817
Stealing all of Katia's clothes and burning them while she sleeps!
>>138611890
If you can see her tits from behind, you know it to be true.
Did Iris get blacked?
>>138611906
Shenanigans ensue!
Next time on the SM SoL Special!
>>138611921
I'd love to see all of her.
>>138611985
Maybe we can sweep up her pieces if you have a broom.
>>138611817
Just come over to the other thread, man. It's nicer over there and people are actually discussing your waifu.
>>138611937
Seriously though, why is Katia so bullyable?
>>138611906
>Anon my clothes are all gone
>Can I sleep with you?
>I promise not to tell anyone
So which girls haven't been raped in this? Is Katia the only one?
>>138612033
>tit sweat
>>138612042
She's one of those people who has a vulnerable aspect to her; you can just kind of tell you can bully her.
t. bullied as a kid
>>138612085
It's not rape if she wants it.
>>138612039
>It's nicer
Fuck off to your hugbox
I like beato
>>138611906
Halt
>>138612085
>Doesn't know what a dick is
Kirke
Katia
Anett
>Knows what a dick is but has never touched or taken one inside
Pham
Irisdina
>Could have seen/touched a dick and/or taken one inside
Gretel
Beatrix
>Less than 10 dicks inside
Sylwia
>Dick machine
Lise
I want to fix all those girls with love.
>>138612256
No time for that, anon.
MUST KILL BETA!
>>138612256
Amen to that
NO gif or webm of this kick getting killed.
shame on you OP.
>>138612371
That's because they didn't show it in the show. Just a wide view of the area with silhouettes, a clear gunshot sound, and that's it.
>>138602765
Why does this pic make my dick so hard?
>>138612248
How much pussy do you think Walter has gotten?
>>138612477
Should've spread her legs.
I'm sure there's more than enough place for all that rubble.
I am TSF.
>>138612597
She's got a lot of other holes from the looks of it, Senpai.
>>138612537
Only one, he was almost a wizard until Sylwia came along.
>>138603014
She deserved to be tortured for the rest of her life. Death was an easy way out for her.
>>138613150
>Death was an easy way out for her.
This, even better that Theo never hugged her nor blindfolded her.
>>138613150
She deserved to be raped by me every day, until she's healed.
>>138613150
>>138613172
Fedora edgelords please go.
To be honest, it doesn't even feel like Lise ever really loved Theo. No, what happened was that Beatrix and her boss brainwashed her into becoming infatuated with him telling her it was up to her to save him by getting him to join. They drilled this into her very very deep. They manipulated her to become like this, they used what she at some point genuinely felt, and used it to control her. She was just a tool for their enjoyment. I can see that maybe she hated the stasi too and was only with them for protection because it was the obvious choice to make, and did what they asked of her because in her mind she believe doing that would get her closer to Theo but in her mind did she ever once think, what would happened to Theo had he joined?
>>138613190
>rape
>healing
>>138613201
Back to your containment thread, Lisefag!
>>138613201
>implying its edgy to seek justice
>>138613213
>Heheheheh you're now mine Lise-chan
>from now on you will call me Theo
>>138613218
What if you're being really nice about it?
>>138613396
It's not rape then
>>138613213
I didn't even think about this, but exactly this. She snapped because she understood the loyalty Theo had with the other blond chick as being the same that she had for Beatrix , and there was no way of him being convinced if not by force. What she didn't understand was that once Beatrix was on top, she wouldn't care about her anymore and would dispose of her. Lise was after-all just a tool.
>>138613703
>Theo is more loyal to a girl he only met recently and isn't rused by some shit who recently resurfaced
>>138612256
>implying we can ever fix them all
The backlog is tremendous.
>>138613213
MAL, pls go.
>>138613879
>implying we can ever fix them all
Start with Cui
>>138613703
>>138613213
Why does reddit and MAL have such a hateboner for Beatrix and Lise?
>>138613953
Beatrix gets mixed reactions here but never Lise
Who made the other thread and split again?
>>138612256
>fix those girls with love.
Yes..... We must "liberate" them from the Stasi.
>>138613953
Reddit's idiotic. They were actually blaming the civvies for dying. "If only those civilians had run away, then the rebels wouldn't of had to kill them and could've focused on those evil stasi."
>>138614022
She get's mixed reactions because everyone wants to waifu the best girl version of her found in the prequels while simultaneously shitting on worse girl SM version.
>>138614100
Not that anon, butsome of us want to waifu Beato no matter the version.
>38 IPs and almost 338 posts
The butthurt is real
What would consensual sex full of headpats and handholding with Lise be like?
>>138614172
>>138614022
>made the other thread and split
?
>>138613905
Well Cui is ironically, over much of her suffering.
>>138614100
It's not your waifu unless you are able to love all chronological variants of her.
I do.
>>138613905
What's her story?
So I just got caught up with Schwarzesmarken. I am now downloading Muv-Luv Alternative Total Eclipse. I am prepared for suffering.
>>138614618
Lise fags are really angry>>138603663
>>138614693
>What's her story?
The best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be
>>138614698
>Muv-Luv Alternative Total Eclipse
This might be a mistake
>>138614698
Do it for Stella!
>Sylwia will never dom you
>>138614711
The previous threads before that were all pro-Lise and no one complained, when this recent episode came out they all made their own hugbox.
Since its up for a few hours I think one of the people who work for free is a Lisefag.
>>138614736
It's too late anon I've already got 50% of the batch done. No turning back.
>>138614848
Just finish it, the tone is very different from SM but it has better characters.
>>138614693
Chinese Miku, who found her husband to be at Yukon.
>>138614698
It has suffering, but in a different measurement. It even has bits of hope.
Prepare for more gore though. And betrayals. And maybe, love.
Also, if you're American, be prepared to laugh.
Translated Muv-Luv Alternative CODEX when?
So which goddamn thread do I post in now?
>>138614828
I like how one poster in the Lise thread said it's /k/ and /pol/'s fault somehow.
If /NVA/ man never said anything no one would bring it up.
>>138614918
The real one.
>>138614918
This one you dolt, this one was made first and the other thread is literally a circlejerk thread made late
>>138614883
>who found her husband to be at Yukon.
>Cuifag delusions
Still kind of upset about how the Lise death was handled. I guess it made some sense considering everything else in the source material was butchered that lead to it, but it just felt as a whole less impactful than her death in the LNs.
Even her words just weren't really all that amounted to anything. At least Theo's lines and performance somewhat made up for it.
I just don't know who thought one cour would be a good idea, and this director to boot.
>>138614908
Part of the Kickstarter/Backerkit that went on recently.
>>138614792
Let Walther have his fun. He's been with Polandballs through thick and thin, helping her heal. He deserves exclusive goodies now and then.
>>138615100
I don't even mind non-sexual domination. I'd be happy with Sylwia just beating me up.
>Not capturing and reforming her in the ways of freedom, liberty, justice and capitalism.
;_;
Cuties shouldn't be subjected to this.
>>138615009I never said he reciprocated
>>138615175
>reforming her in the ways of freedom, liberty, justice and capitalism
Silly anon, that's for the commissar
Our children will be great and successful businessmen, very successful
Me and Gretel will be worth billions and billions of dollars, all the best properties in the world
Alot of people sure want to rape the stasi.
>>138615184She has a higher chance than Yui and Stella now that Cryska is dead but Inia is the winner...for now
>>138614670
>It's not your waifu unless you are able to love all chronological variants of her.
Alright, well I hate her. According to your logic it would be fine for me to want to wish that BiS Beatrix would be brutally raped and murdered like she tried to do to Katia.
>>138615226
I want tohold hands withLise andfix her by kindness
>>138615272
Silly anon, she wont fight the stasi with you.
You are nothing more then a rebel spy, no matter how kind you are.
>>138605420
MASTER's plan always sugoi
>>138615245
For now...
Let's all beat up Katia?
>>138615345
I bet she's shlicking at the mere thought of a Japanese-American taking her virginity and turning her into a proper woman
>>138615175
Stupidity must be punished.
>>138615372
Fuck you, Katija bullying is for Terrordore only.
posting best SM
>>138615443
Someone`s a lucky fucker.
>>138615443
>milf
That would imply that ugly little boy found herself an idiot who would marry her
>>138615532
Jurgen, your keiki became stale so long ago.
Go suck Ax or something.
Why is Theo such a horrible pilot when he's up against Lise? 666th is one of the best in all of Europe. Is he purposely holding back? I mean she beats him even in CQC, when that's his forte.
>>138615261
Incorrect, since I said love, not hate. That said, you seem to have already jumped into that hellhole of logic before this anyways, so it's a moot point.
Lise. More like Loose, amirite? Because that's what her vagina is like.
>>138615625
>MiG-21
>MiG-23
>best
>>138615175
>reforming her in the ways of freedom, liberty, justice and capitalism.
They only have Theo's D, which is not very effective.
>>138615677
Loose is an understatement
>>138615625
>Is he purposely holding back? I mean she beats him even in CQC, when that's his forte.
He was luring her into a trap, anon.
>>138615625
He never fought versus against other tsf, plus Lise is a good pilot, got a lot of experience fighting other human and had better TSF.
>>138615703
Pilot skill, not the actual TSFs, friend.
Infinities are an example of when you pair one of the best squadrons around with the best TSFs. Maximum unfairness.
>>138615175
Actually, I'm more mad Anette didn't saw through her cockpit that giant sword, hearing her tortured screams on local broadcast, full volume. She was supposed to kill Farka, if this woman is Farka. More PTSD.I would have liked her to be saved too, friend. It just wasn't meant to be.
>>138615100
>Walther
>fun
He looked depressed when he saw he's going to return to shit Poland again after experiencing some Werewolves action.
>>138616045
Oh look, Polandballs hater is back again.
Same old same old, fuck off already.
>>138616045
>Werewolves
All of them are ugly as fuck, the only pretty one was Lise and she was a whore.
There's nothing to be depressed about senpai.
>>138616170
>and she was a whore
Lower than a whore
>>138616170
They're prettier than Poland at least.
>>138616170
whut? >>138605366
I want to be Walther and make Sylwia smile.
Maybe pat her head.
Goddammit worst director, would it have killed you to at least have Theo hold her goddamn hand one last time?
>>138616275
Being Walther is fun and all until the sudden realization of finding out that you're stuck with the shittiest girl and can't get out is pretty much damning.
>>138616200
>>138616244
Didn't know necrophilia was so strong in /a/.
>>138616311
Theo fucked her and acquired AIDS
>>138616313
>shittiest girl
I don't remember him being around Slutrix all that much.
>>138616366
Hey fucker, we haven't dissed Sylwia or Walther, ever, so leave us alone.
>>138616366
Beatrix at her worst is still tame compared to Poland.
>>138616406
S-sorry.
How did he go from this to suave just as planned master terrorist?
>>138616478
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain
>>138616478
He learnt the wonders of penetration.
>>138616478
YOUR PUNISHMENT MUST BE MORE SEVERE
>>138616324
Not like SM gave me other choice except for Anett and Gretel.I don't fap to cockroach
>>138616666
>Gretel
Nice digits for socialism
This is conflicting. I got a boner when Lise got killed, but I'm kinda sad she's dead now.
Bravo Muv-Luv.
>>138616784
The answer is simple
Kill her again
>>138616478
>The three girls - Katia, Lise and Iris are basically Theo's "tomoshibi" or lights to keep what little faith left in humanity intact.
It's unconfirmed if Katia dies too but if what I've heard is true, she gave Theo one more light to cling on but lost it as well.
Anyone who played the VN knows that Lise is still alive so what is the point of this thread?
>>138616795
>just keep killing and resurrecting Lise until she loses whatever remains of her sanity
I never thought of this kind of mindbreak, but I find it sexy.
>>138616873
bad bait
>>138616873
>Lise is still alive
Lise still shitposting from the grave
>>138603337
>LN
>not fanfiction-tier
>>138616873
Try to learn from MASTER how to bait
>>138616478
Better turn to the dark side than Anakin.
Theo only needed a Phamily, a very happy Phamily.
I want to rape Theo and ressurect Lise, so she could helplessly watch.
>>138617064
Axmann pls
>>138616784
Welcome to Muv Luv.
Soon you will start getting aroused at hearing cuties death squeaks when they get blown up or stabbed.
>>138615443
In your mind, what is she doing?
Is she married? Single?
Childless best auntie to Katia and Theo's kids?
>>138617278
>In your mind, what is she doing?
German Marimo
>>138608670
That's my favorite picture of Lise, I honestly wanted to protect that smile.
>>138617331
>Annette
>German Marimo
That's bad Anon, it means that soldier-kuns and creepy stalkers are coming her way.
>>138617375
We failed /a/non
>>138617436
It's your own fault, Theo. You didn't run fast enough.
>>138617436
We can always rebuild her.
>>138617500
It will always fail.
Will Katia "comfort" him?
>>138617574
Sure. She's a stupid cockhungry slut who would willingly do the same things Lise was put through at the first opportunity.
>>138617375
Is smile protecting score based on how hard one tried to protect the smile, or whether it was protected in the end or not?
And if someone did suffer, does it count if they smiled in the end?
>>138617619
>She's a stupid cockhungry slut
Nice describing yourself Lise
>>138617574
In those times it was all about being someones dog.
>>138617855
I want to make Lise my dog.
I want to make her get on all four and bark. And beg for food.
>>138617881
Silvia, pls
>>138617834
She is a saint, truly deserves the theobowl
I wish I was Sylwia. I wish I had long silver hair I could play with.
And I wish I could pet Lise's head and scratch her behind the ears.
>>138618024
Reply to
>>138617973
>>138617436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYIng6n3PHQ
I think i like Lisa now, cause she make everyone mad and angry at her...
Makes me feel that her character was well done...
>>138618024
Stop, please.
It hurts enough already.
>>138617636
There's always a certain value assigned to something we can never have.
Fucking Katia whore
if she werent feeding theo with such bullshit then he would protected the last dreams of his little sister, Lise did all those bullshit and made a whore of out of herself and walk through hell only to see the burning light that kills her instead
fuck this unfairness
>>138618225
The revolution is more than family.
>>138618225
Small price to pay for the greater good.
At least the people are free from stasi when grapplers crush them a year later.
Lise deserves heatpats and handholding. She was too good for this world.
>>138603014
It wasn't a punishment, it was ending her suffering.
I hope she gets porn.
What was her name again?
>>138618400
>gone through hell
>thinking that she will be save her brother
>she did get save
>by a bullet in the head
posting best girls.
>>138618400
The only problem I have with her death is, that Theo should've kiss her and say something like "Everything is going to be diejobu" and then shoot her. Shooting your sister after basically saying viva la revolution is kind of cold.
>>138618432
Beefeater
I really wish I was good at art. I'd be pumping art out all day erryday for you people.
Had the other day an idea for something of a grim Theo holding a Werewolf fortified suit in the darkness,the silhoutette of a female figure putting her hands on his shoulders, the only feaiture visible on her face being a gleaming, crazed smile and red eyes.
>>138618476
that's a pretty gud idea.
>>138618453
>Shooting your sister after basically saying viva la revolution
Iam sorry but this made me laugh
>>138618453
To be fair this is a man who will eventually decide that the BETA are the messengers of god. I can kind of see why now.
But yes he was an asshole for refusing to touch her.
>>138618438
After all that, I still don't think she was past redemption.
>>138618476
I wish I knew where my tablet was. I'm not very good, but for this series I'd like to try and get better.
>>138618453
"Now I have to save you" isn't "viva la revolution" it's "well your too far gone now, being put down is the only option"
>breaks her heart
>breaks her head
why is Theo so evil?
>>138618498
Thanks. Got many more.
Wish I had a tablet.
>>138618682
Find it!
We could make up our own southern Africa sort of situation.
I want to practice knife-throwing with Katia as target.
I want to watch her sigh in relief every time I miss her vital organs.
>>138618682
>>138618453
Even if he wanted to touch her, remember the other TSFs arrived and is observing his actions.
Any hesitation would have worsened the situation.
What does it say?
>>138618796
This is something what stasi dog would say.
>>138604496
I wish he had made a smile there.
>>138618828
Lise survived and has 2 children with Theo.
>>138618796
Doesn't matter, this isn't a zombie series, you only get to deliver your little sister's coup de gras once, so you might as well make it special for her.
>>138618828
Alternativeproject 2
TE was Alternativeproject 1
>>138618828
Lise sucked every cock in Germany, including animal cocks
>>138618738
Once you make a deal with ketchup you will not be the same again.
Lise can't be dead.
She sucked too much human essence to die that easily.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj56GKBZRYc
>>138603422
yeah, death
>>138618925
If Lise was a succumbus she would probably rule the world right now.
>>138618796
Well considering they knew he was going to kill her, and considering they aren't in a heated argument of what to do with Lise, I think they really wouldn't have cared if he had his final words, and held her hand as he did the deed.
>>138618943
Best fitting song.
>>138618943
I've expected this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJfQBdzcUeQ
I'm disappointed.
>>138618971
After she died, she was sent to a new world by the goddess Eris, with a new identity, a new body, and even a new species.
>>138618442
Done
>>138619099
>Petanko succubi
I thought she's plunged into darkness even further.
Lise is a parable about enforced dickings ruining a cute and innocent loli.
>>138619178
Konosuba's world would be absolutely terrifying if they suddenly got a deal on used TSF pilots.
>>138602765
>all that penetration
what a fucking slut
>>138605967
more like she WAS a victim, now she's dead which is good.
In that case, sex!
>>138619380
RIP in pepperoni, Lt. You did well.
>>138619380
Only one of these died, right?
>>138619584
Guessing the tall guy
DOUJINS WHEN
RIP Stasimouto, you were too good for this world.
>>138603229
Did I just hear Akarin's voice?
>>138619811
Sekkou Boys making all kinds of gains.
>>138618442
>>138619811
>anitrendz
>>138620077
>making a thread when we're still on page 5
Stop this shit.
>>138620114
Using page and not catelog
>>138615175
Their screams were great, its much better than just having exploding TSF. Also, fucking cute.
>>138615865
I could be delusional, but I think theres a chance this wasn't Farka. And another chance Anett chop might be used for a later episode.
>>138620188
i hope too, Anett need to sword duel with another sword specialist.
Guess who's birthday it was yesterday?
>>138616478
>>138616498
Because the world calls for wetwork, and he answered.
No greater good.
No just cause.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg75tvW_2ig
>Katya.. I'm already a demon.
>>138618828
> Production: Alternative Plan II
>>138618925
Dehaka please, she's not Zerg.