Would you hold her hand? I would.
Maybe the Tioposting made them mad?
Are you trying to get the thread deleted faster?
No, I'm trying to make it great again.
Yeah no shit, I got a fifteen minute block for calling someone a nigger. This guy to be specific >>138598685
I must've hit the nail on the head if he was butthurt enough to report it, but even so it's still just the usual bantz. I have a horrid feeling within the next few years some words will be bannable by mere utterance alone.
>mfw carlfagger is actually gone and wasn't even mentioned on the previous thread
Keep it up /a/nons, 1 less shitposter to worry about
I'm not sure how I'll proceed with this so have the full resolution version.
I just got a warning for something I didn't even post. Weird.
My bad. It might have been the cockroaches.
firmly clasp hands with her, and look her in her sapphire colored eyes. And tell her how she stole my heart 3 years ago when I first saw her. Let her know she is the only monster girl for me. And that I want to live the rest of my days with her as my wife, my friend, my knight in shining armor, and the mother of my children.
MIIA BEST GIRL ALWAYS ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE HAS GOD-AWFUL TASTE AND SHOULD CONSIDER SELF FLAGELLATION AS PENANCE FOR HAVING SUCH UNREFINED TASTE AND PRAY TO YOUR SNEK GODDESS
You're the reason the last thread got deleted.
Take that sick shit to /d/ /d/ammit.
I want to help her find the woman hidden behind the warrior.
everyone with a brain knows that suu is the best
you wouldn't stomp a cockroach girl would you /a/?
Is there anyone who actually dislikes Papi? She seems too cute and innocent for anyone to hate her.
I'm pretty sure we were discussing preventing death by boob asphyxiation. I don't know if it's possible to hate Tio.
>WHAT I WANT IS A LEGO CHARACTER OF HER
and now i have one
>Dam large silicone filled boobs with nipples. Crab-God why?!
They don't hang like silly putty boobs.
>I don't know if it's possible to hate Tio.
If it's possible to hate on Miia, Horse Pussy, Evil Elder God Girl, Luz, and Lala, then it's possible to hate on Tio. Which why we need to build a wall to prevent her and her race from killing all men with their fake, silicone boobs.
slimy slimy with suu
i think that code name for rape
My favorite bust size is whatever one I'm fondling at the moment. Besides that, if you go by percent of body mass, she's flatter that a guy cosplaying as TF.
Just kidding TF, please don't ditch us on 41.
miia is the most likable i think. and she was first.
not saying she's the best for everyone, but she's best in my eyes.
So uhh, where do I click to spin the ticket? I checked under "ticket" but all I see are my same old N/Rare/Medium tickets.
> Tio will never stuff you with her huge Ogre cock
It uh... might be a bit too much for me
Now, Suu's tentacles, on the other hand, there's an idea i can get behind. Or in front of.
>ywn give your spider imouto headpats
>swn ask her onii-chan for piggyback rides
Is TTF around? I have a couple of questions:
One, would crabman be furious about some 3D printed sneklaces floating around? Two, if not, do you think he'd want one?
aint worth it my ass
sure, why not. as long as it was suu, i'd do anything to make her happy
what? nah, thats not a good idea
Of course I love the Suu, she's not dangerous, she's adorable
I'm guessing the artist made a mistake, as you pointed out, but Zombina can have two right/left hands if she wants to. There was a short, or it was in an episode, were Zombina accidentally sews two right or left hands. Although it was most likely the artist messing up, Zombina having two right hands is a thing that can actually happen so it's all good
dont worry man, I'll take care of her more violent sexual urges. She can take it out on me all she wants, then she'll be as polite and restrained as possible while out in public.
People post Doppel saying she is superior as she can transform into any of the other mons.
What about Suu? She has the exact same ability so what makes Doppel superior to Suu and vice versa?
Who is the true superior girl?
Reminder that Draco is for hugs and kisses, not bullying
Give every home a Slime to help recycle and keep the environment green. One step closer to world peace via Monster Girls!
But sudden increase in Black Slimes and what ever problems that may cause.
>Darling meets a guy who is an absolute bro.
>Become best of buds instantly.
>Invites him round the house to meet The Munsters.
>Secretly this bro has an extreme fondness of
extra species girlsso he easily fall in love with every single one there.
>Sadly though he's a social wreck around women, especially ones he's passionate about.
>Anytime the Monster Girls try to talk to him, or rarely if he tries to make conversation with them. He always turns into a cute, flustered mess and will sometimes make a weird or inappropriate comment that usually gets ignored.
>None of them pay much attention to him due to this. So he makes it his ambition to become a confident, charismatic man that surely win one of these grills hearts.
Also he's a cyborg, don't ask me why.
Her only downside is she doesn't lactate. I should fix that.
I want to
hugDraco and kiss her foreheadwhile telling her that I love herand when she starts blushingI'll reach out and hold her hand
take her out on a romantic dateand give her a beautiful dinner dressbefore taking her to the most high class restaurant in townwhere I'd propose to her
Whenever I see Draco I can't help giving into my most base desires to
work hard to put a roof over her head and a ring on her finger. No matter what happens, coming home to her beautiful smiling face will make it all worth it
I don't think he'd care that you're making them, I wouldn't mention selling them though.
I doubt he'll give out his address for you to send him one. Best bet is to somehow hand over in person. He loves fan stuff though so I'm sure he'd be pumped if you send him a picture.
Won't be in the thread much, sorry if I don't see other questions.
>show about charmless, uncharismatic dullard attracting hordes of pussy
How fucking predictable are otaku shits?
no one on the planet watches for the male lead, dumbass
and to be fair he's a better protag than most harem MCs, he's not afraid to throw down when some punks are insulting his women's honor
>turns out Ogres give birth to litters of young
i like your style
i dont like yours
>Give every home a Slime to help recycle and keep the environment green. One step closer to world peace via Monster Girls!
Judging by Suu the human governments are morons for not making contact with more slimes and putting them in the homes of people like doctors, nurses, or real environmentalists. Imagine a burn ward staffed by dozens of Suus, for instance.
I believe it was because of Lala, I dunno
maybe the mod is a miiafag
Ogre dick aside, I'd say Tio gives the best cuddles
how would you feel if these two swapped shows?
Neither does a snake, a bird, or a fish
Besides, if this isn't love, I don't know what is.
>hard to reach spots
I'm not sure I follow you. Mind pointing them out?
>Besides, if this isn't love, I don't know what is.
Don't sacrifice yourself for a slime girl. Think about that female human co-worker who has been trying to get your attention.
>"Daily Life with a Human Friend"
>Darling comes back from his trip to see his renovated house
>Next-door neighbor, recently moved, passes by and instantly recognizes him
>It's a coworker, who's surprised Darling is still alive
>They bro it op, drink beer, watch movies and have a grand old time without the girls
>Miia simmers in rage and jealousy, how DARE Darling have friends?!
>Cerea rationalizes it as "it's not uncalled for arujidono to have a life outside of us" but still feels jealous
>Rachnera does something related to bondage
>Mero misinterprets Darling and neighbor-kun's bromance as something else and has fujo fantasies
>Papi and Suu remain non-entities
>Who is Lala?
>Then a small platoon of monstergirls barge into Darling's house looking for neighbor-kun
>turns out, the guy took in like 8 homestays after hearing of Darling's misadventures from Smith
>excuse to introduce the DMM girls and out passes to the series
>Neighbor-kun and his homestays remain regular side characters like MON and Polt
until his house is destroyed by his girls
He's still a cyborg, but don't ask me why.
real girls dont have tentacles and cant change their body shape at will. they also dont love you unconditionally like suu does.
Promptly got my first Queen right after on N-10 roll. Followed by Queen+Honey on first ever R-10 roll. As well as some other Rares I've never gotten before, I guess. So which are good? I know from this event Queen's 2+3 are pretty good at improving her team's survival.
>Dat sexy long hair
I'm going to fap to some Z-ton now.
>female human co-worker who has been trying to get your attention.
Where do you think we are?
I dont get the appeal of centaurs. The ass half is a full blown horse. That scary muscly and bony mass could kill you.
Centorea the girl is well and lovely, but the horse half kills it for me. Like the man says.
>Listening again the whole Monmusu soundtrack
Ugh, the anime was too short
Can't wait for Lala's songs for next season
I'll bite. Sounds decent.
But not next door. To concentrated, hard enough getting all the current girls screen time.
Across town, once a month visit friend probably works better.
I don't know what all of you are thinking, but your choice of words regarding any of those girls is wrong and you should be ashamed. Delete yourselves immediately before I call the cops.
All monsters need love.
The voice actresses seem good enough, I wish they would do more songs, seems a waste not to.
Even the MON songs are good.
The problem with horses, is that they are horses, and don't know how powerful they are, because they are stupid.
Cerea is a centaur, and as such, is half(or 1/3, whatever) human, which is important because, get this, she knows what she is, how powerful she is, and how to be fucking careful with your fragile human body.
I do like sexy slitherin' though.
Wahh I don't like Greek monsters with their animal pussies. I want vanilla sex with a human. I hate tail pussy. I hate fish pussy. I hate bird cloaca. I hate snake cloaca. And most of all I hate horse pussy!
Your childhood friend is about to fail her entrance exams because she can't concentrate while in season. In this situation are you going to tell her too bad, sucks to be you. Or are you going to be me, and hit that so hard that whoever pulls you out of her will be the ruler over all the Brits.
>Mfw Cerea will never say her vows to you while stammering and crying
btw, here are all the songs, except for the last song CD that I don't know what's about it
Yeah, Quinn will be your mainstay tank, and Kura as well when you get her eventually.
Mokunai XI and Kyou (not in your gacha) are viable all the way to hard with their stats alone.
Tsen would be your mainstay Rare, she hits and takes damage like an average HR girl despite her godawful speed.
Rosty and Therios are just okay, not bad but not good either.
Honey would cause more trouble than it's worth on Hard and above, but she can do perfectly fine on Normal and below.
Miraj and Memeko are terrible.
People say Cereafags are the cause of shitposting, not realizing that it's because people shitpost them so much that the threads turn into shitposting, that Cereafags are supposedly the cause of shitposting.
So maybe if we all stopped shitposting each other, everything would be fine.
I know this. I went to college for this.
I wonder if Centaurs foam like horses do when they sweat.
A human will never be able to please a centaur and you know it anon
Personally I like Memeko's cuteness for trying too hard to be a superhero and Miraj's cuteness for trying too hard to be a badass.
I'd say that they, like me, are tired of prissy little pin-pricks who masquerade as monster musume fans, but don't even reach the level of dilettante of monster musume sexual activity. I swear that "She's got a human pussy" is the new "She's only 10% furry, so I'm not one of them."
Why do /a/ keeps making this shity threads everyday
it was good and all but its time passed
now pic related thats something worth talking
I just find that the haters are hypocrites anyway. A normie visiting these threads would just declare all of us sickfucks for wanting to fuck mutants and monsters.
>not even monmusu
I rather have an obnoxious monmusu thread than a derailed one.
suu can have whatever she wants, she probably defaults to human vagina though
Too late, I'm going to marry this horse.
You come for the monstergirls. You stay for the Darling.
her vagina seems to be in her human side
>fucking a slime girl in the eye is a-ok
>fucking a dullahan's/zombie's trachea is a-ok
>fucking a spider's spinneret is a-ok
>but fucking a horse vagina is degenerate
It's a good thing Centaurs aren't bestiality. Now kindly fuck off.
For the sake of argument, lets assume you're a Miia fan. If tomorrow the Crab posted that she has a cloaca located in the front where everyone thinks there's human-esque genitals to be found, would that make you drop her?
It's just that they, like everyone else, is just as eager to say "No, not true," that when evreyone else goes, "Yeah-huh, and you're shitposting!" that's what the rest of the thread devolves to.
Because we are still waiting for a english translation for chapter 41.
We're always waiting for something, suffering about it and we can find peace in these threads.
>literally never, ever, ANY Oct love in these threads
i just want to be her little spoon and fall asleep in her sticky embrace
while her tentacles milk my prostate all night long
>Hey horsefucker, ...
I've been called much worse by people who knew what they were talking about, anon. Keep trying to hurt my feelings, it's fun seeing impotent sputter's of anger show up, while I discuss all manner of monster musume in the thread.
>Anon, there's better girls to get than one that's obsess to rape asses.
besides not making any sense from a grammatical standpoint, that sentence doesn't make any sense period
She needs another appearance, maybe dropping in to talk relations between their realms with Mero, before there's much to work with.
And why the hell is Mero's mom's weight a national secret?
Listen, let's all agree on one thing here.
Regardless of how much any of us scream at each other, nobody's going to leave. Cereafags aren't going to leave, Miiafags aren't going to leave, and thank god Papifags aren't going to leave.
So, you know, why not enjoy your waifu and shit without the need to spazz out that someone likes someone you don't like?
Preferably before this inane waifuwar shit gets bad enough to justify the mods shutting it down?
It would help too if anons weren't so fucking thin-skinned too. Stop acting like pussies that somebody doesn't like who you like.
People wouldn't hate Cerea so much if she did cool warrior things like cutting through steel and creating a blade of light that reaches to the heavens and could cut over 1000 times in a single instant
bro seriously go read some english textbooks and come back, i have no idea what you're trying to say
She once did a Zantetsuken through Merino's wool.
I mean, it was pretty fucking cool, but...She ought to put her warrior skills to better, less house-oriented applications.
If you want to see a really civil thread, mention how much you want to have Cathyl rock your world.
What would Manako say if you asked to hold her hand?
There is nothing wrong with horse pussy. I can attest to this.
That's going to be tough for the rest of us since some do get off on mocking the girls. Plus, it'll just repeat over and over until the series end.
Grammer Nazi much?
It's impossible to prove on an anonymous image board for pen and ink spit-takes, but I've never jumped on someone for what monster musume they lust after. Being an ass and pissing in others' Cheerios, yes, but who they want to hold hands with in public, never.
Keros is the main team tank. Tsen was part of Team A, but is now the tank for Team B, with Tiera, Kyure, Were, and my newly acquired Dina. Team A is Miia, Liza, Keros, Youko, Haru. I alternated Team B on daily mission with A on Easy/Medium Medea event. Been spending those Cute Rudols on Tiera and Liza alternatingly.
You're gettin the beef whether you want it or not.
>most pussies are unappealing as it is. you can sure as hell bet I aint going near a big ass horse pussy.
do what now
>jugs are fake
What special level of retardation does one have to be in order to believe this?
It's time to depth charge this thread.
Smith best girl.
>do what now
You know what I meant. I'm not claiming pussies are gross, just the vast majority of them are already unappealing to the senses (aside from touch) I'm not going to trade down to an even less appealing pussy for no reason, and yes for me it would be for no reason.
>Cerea presents herself to you
>You tell her her pussy looks gross and disgusting
That's some serious mean stuff bro.
>Speaking of which, what's racist couple up to?
When last we saw them they were being shitheads at Luz's shrine.
would you horsefags still love cerea if she bullied you sexually?
I think most of the good "lewds," for me are the tasteful ones. Just enough to show skin sensually without tits and nipples, you know?
I'm a vanilla faggot, my bad.
Polt isn't my favorite, but I'd say she has the best ass, don't you guys think?
>a bra causes breast cancer
>her giant tits don't cause back pain
The fuck is wrong with your brain~?
>but I'd say she has the best ass
I literally failed almost 20 captchas for this one post. What the fuck is happening
She's way too hot for beign in a monster girl manga
I mean, we're supposed to focus on the monstergirls, but damn she's hot
too bad that she doesn't receive too much love
>tfw Monmusu takes a genre shift in a year
>Because Smith turned out to be a Succubus and shit went crazy
>Monmusu is now an action manga somehow
>Don't ask why, it just is now.
Post your face when.
it reminds me how many times I've fapped to that pic
and I fucking bet that Crabman must seen that because of the last chapter
Now we see who's the REAL monster.
I won't get used to it. Not when you're visiting a relatives' house and you take a walk outside and there's a field with horses in it so you stop to admire the scenery and then one of the mares sees you, turns around and swishes her tail to and fro showing off her privates and then turns her head to look back at you.
>one of the mares sees you, turns around and swishes her tail to and fro showing off her privates and then turns her head to look back at you.
Dude, you need to run from them.
You know it's true. They exist to be bullied like Draco.
I did. I ran, I ran so far away.
i think its about time to turn this into a feels thread for all my fellow best girl supporters
I've been gone since New Year's and I have one question: is Binafaic still relevant?
I have a dermatology test on wednesday too
If some chick off the street could make her pussy lips look like a butterfly fanning its wings, I'd go for a second or third look.
Seriously a mare winking at you is the damnedest thing. It's all wrong, but it's fascinating.
Pfft anon, who needs such silly fantasy?
Somewhere on the internet there must be a video of a mare winking. I've been standing five or ten feet back from one who was doing that (never knew I was so damn sexy). It did look like a pink and brown butterfly fanning its wings. It was disturbingly eye catching.
My pancreas... you son of a bitch!
The point being that you can't realistically call it a handjob when there's no fingers or palm to work against. Part of the simulation comes from the unique and different textures of each finger's bone/fat/wrinkle combinations.
>there will never be a monster musume visual novel were you get to date, marry and have children with your favorite mon/waifu
Why even live, I mean seriously? Thinking about all of this happening isn't enough, a vn is the closest we will ever get