Would you impregnate your waifu?

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Yes. She can't become pregnant, though.

>>138597452
What else are you suppossed to do with her?

No but I would impregnate you, OP.

>>138597452
What kind of question is this?

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>>138597452
Nooo I don't think Senjougahara would make a good mom she's a little too autistic.

>>138597452
I've been having thoughts about it, but if I do a deals a deal.

>>138597586
Only Marika is plausible since she's the only one who would rape him
Otherwise he wouldn't have the balls to go for it

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>>138597452
once a year

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>>138597641

>>138597874
>drunk onodera is horny
>loyal Tsugumi will take any command to protect ojou
>gently persuade Chitoge while act manly

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Sure why not

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>>138597452
Not sure i would trust my waifu with children desu. Probably would stay childless if i got to be with her.

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Yes

With plenty love.

>implying I didn't just impregnate her right now

I don't want kids, at least not right now. Plus I find pregnancy gross as hell in pretty much every regard.

>>138598813
Basically this

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>>138597452
Of course.

>>138598813
>Implying pregnancy is about "having kids"

You idiot. You knock up your bitch and then you either abandon her, or beat her into submission so that she takes all the burden on her own.

>>138597452
Isn't that the end game?

>>138598918
>~18 years of raising a kid
>endgame

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Yes!
I love my emperor~

>>138598896
A: They said waifu so I assume you have some feelings for her.
B: Why impregnate her in the first place then
C: You have some issues you need to work through.

>>138598980
That's post game.

>>138598813
Found the low T faggot. Animalistic baby making sex is what waifus are made for. Have fun getting cucked when she gets bored of holding hands and all of her instincts tell her to abandon a failed relationship.

>>138599014
>B: Why impregnate her in the first place then

It's the ultimate form of domination. You're ruining her life just to get yourself off.

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I don't even need to think about it.

>>138598918
Endgame is finding out you are not the father

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No, first of all I would never want a kid all they do is scream and cry and drain a shit load of your money. I don't know why any girl would want to go through with pushing a gigantic monstrosity out her vagina.

Also it's impossible to impregnate her anyway.

I don't have a waifu. I can't love because I'm a heartless sociopath. Thanks for reminding me about imy condition today OP.

>>138598896
>>138599233
Tyrone please

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You people are why there is a demographics collapse. Man up and make those kids.

As for me, i'd think about whether i should have 4 or 5.

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Not too keen on children but I'd take advantage of lactating breasts.

>>138597452
Yes, pic related.

>>138599969
>make kids with a some cunt who will probably cheat on you, steal or your money and accuse of you abuse.
No thanks mate. Rather let the human race die out then have anything to do with a 3d cunt.

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>>138597641
I'm pretty sure I'm in the same boat as you.

>>138599124
Or you fuck her silly while using a contraceptive and avoid ruining your life just to bust a nut you fucking goober.

>>138599233
Your life too if you live in a civilized country and are forced to pay child support.

>>138600077
Except it's not the human race that's going to die, it's the whites.

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>>138597452
Yes.... AND YOURS

>>138600319
Same thing

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I don't think Onii-chan would like it.

>>138597452
>Would you impregnate your wife?
What the fuck do you think?

>>138600401
ok, anon, that was pretty good.

>>138600319
See
>>138600401
White race dies, planet returns to the animals. Who cares what happens then?

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>>138600460
What about breeding with artificial womb andriods or genetically engineered catgirls?

>>138600460
I'm a little sick of 4chan's "canon" to be that white people will be bred out.

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Only when we're both older and when there's no need for her to save the world anymore.

Why is everyone in this thread talking about having children with 3DPD? We aren't supposed to talk about the 3D whores that cheat on you. Where talking about waifus. They're supposed to be pure.

>>138600557
The reproductive rate of white women is below 2.1, it's not an opinion but an objective fact, we're just observing that fact.

>>138600518
>Who
If they exist, sure. But i would not be in a relationship with 3dpd if you payed me.
>>138600557
Except all the population trends clearly show this is happening.

>>138600557
Here's proof. You're going extinct by the 22nd century
>>https://groups.google.com/forum/m/#!topic/uk.sci.med.nursing/C1ocvXi4iFw

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>>138597452
Absolutely

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I could think of no other way of improving my waifu aside from giving her cute teenage body a cute pregnant bulge from my seed

>>138600736
Hello fellow patrician, your taste is welcome here

>>138597452
Yes, then I'd kiss her after hugging her, congratulation her, then headpat and take responsibility.

>>138597452
I would impregnate her before we'd turn 30. When usual romance and secks becomes boring, we'd go for it because I want kids. Too bad my genes are fail.

>>138600817
What's wrong with your genes anon?

>>138600827
Manlet. I lose at everything I do. Good thing my waifu knows that feeling.

>>138599969
Great taste.
Up to 2 on my side though.

>>138600077
You wut m8?
I think you might be confused on the character because she is the one who actually took care of her sisters.

Would the kid be 2d or 3d?

>>138600857
>those are considered poor genetics
Your waifu is likely Japanese and therefore she doesn't care if you're a manlet or not, likely she prefers it.

With that said, real bad genetics are bad teeth, bad health, poor intestinal problems, muscle or blood vessel issues, etc.

Those are bad Anon.

>>138600905
2.5D?

>>138599969
I'll have either 0,1 or 2. 4 or 5 is fucking insane unless you do the thing where you totally neglect the young ones and make the older ones raise them.

>>138600921
also cancer

>>138600905
A hybrid, you can throw the kid like a ninja star and cut people in half.

>>138600861
We were talking about 3dpd, not your waifu.

>>138600905
2.5D

>>138600948
How do you have 0,1 kids?

>>138600954
Body slam that cancer Anon, just like you do with ghosts. It works 100% of the time, my mother has had a few cancers, just a good ole body slam fixes it right up.

But really, sorry to hear that.

>>138600921
I lost half my hearing in one ear when I was eleven. I'm always underweight. I'm really socially awkward and not very smart. I just don't want my kids to go through school being bullied and contemplating suicide like I did. I've wanted to kill myself since I was 9.

>>138600956
>my son is a weapon.
this is why 2D womans are better than 3D.

>>138600946
Self insert yourself into 2D. So basically the kids are also 2D

>>138601021
Oh I wasn't him, I was just saying Cancer is a very bad genetic defect

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Be sure to fertilize your wife properly in the mating press position. Squeeze her tight to show that you love her.

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Yes, producing healthy children is every citizen's duty to Japan.

>>138601135
She's either not Japanese whatsoever or a hair colour product abuser

>>138601031
Deaf people can progress in life and it's not a necessary genetic trait to pass on. Underweight can be fixed, I used to be underweight constantly and couldn't gain it no matter back in high school, went to the doctor and they prescribed me some pills which drastically increased my appetite, I'm a pretty healthy and consistent weight and I haven't been on them in a few years.

Socially awkward and not very smart can be fixed, and plenty of stupid people can find happiness in life. Sucks that you were bullied but that's in the past Anon, strive forward.
>>138601106
Fair enough.

>>138601018
You either have no kids, one kid, or two kids. I just formatted it poorly.

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>>138600965
Oh, good. I was feeling offendedd because I love her very much. Carry on.

>>138601194
Japanese man here, she is definitely Japanese as she was drawn in Japan. Just look at that beautiful blonde japanese hair, the tell-tale mongoloid genetic trait of eye-folds, the blue eyes, and the pale white skin.

Definitely Japanese.

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>>138599969
In the beginning I just want a daughter than I can spoil and take care of. Once she turns 10. I would have more. But I also want to have a son first so he can have an imouto. I can't decide.

>>138597836
Crab doesn't make good anything but eats.

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>>138597452
Yes, if a centuries old immortal can become pregnant. If she can't we'll still keep trying until the end of time.

>>138601273
I will tie you to a chair and make baby nekos with her in front of you.

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>>138601382
You wouldn't dare...

>>138597452
My waifu and my fetish in a single post.

>>138601382
Leave her alone tyrone!

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>>138601433
She has been my waifu since the start. You can come and watch the half-kuro half-me kids playing around.

>>138601382
>Implying I will let you.

>>138601527
>Implying i can't bully you into babysitting my kids with her for free.

>>138601574
I don't do anything for free...

>>138601574
So what stops me from raping your kids?

>>138601522
You have your version. I have mine.

Sure, but she is getting a push down the stairs afterwords.

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>>138601690
You can't do anything, but i can do Kuroneko.

>>138601738
You can marry her kids, but she herself is mine.

>>138601770
As long as i have the original and you have the clone.

>>138601778
You're a monster.

>>138601796
With that autism you're better suited for her than I am. Damn boy.

>>138597452
On multiple occasions.

>>138601873
How often?

>>138601862
I'll become the monster if it stops another monster from being born.

>>138601862
That's just how it is, if you back down you're a cuck.
Are you gonna watch or what?

>>138601796
Ok, i take it back then. You let me rape her kittens and you go fuck anons waifu.

>>138600319
What if I'm not white?

>>138602017
Don't accept white culture for the sake of your extinction. After all, it's the least you can do for your race

>>138598367

yeah, she's got a pretty bad track record with them.

also nana was deffo best girl
yuka worst girl every series ever

>>138601941
Let's not start a waifu war. This thread is about having 2D kids

>>138601951
You get one, if you try for more i'll bust your front door down with a shotgun in hand.

>>138601898
Once every few years. Got to have some down time so that she isn't in a perpetual state of pregnancy.
Then after maybe half a dozen take a break of five or six years before doing it a final time so that a little girl may grow up properly cherished by her older brothers who are old enough to appreciate her.

>>138602113
Thank you very much anon!

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Yes

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>>138597452
Of course, why I wouldn't?

>>138602105
That's because you know you've lost

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Yes
megumin is for sexual

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>>138602310
>implying you haven't

>>138602356
Which ever anon has given me a kitten has won, no contest.

>>138602356
That guy is busy boning his sister

>>138602356
Not canon

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>>138602433
>>138602356
>>138601796
>>138601522
>>138601433
>>138601273
>>138601308
>>138600730
>>138599969

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if you can impregnate her, then she is not 2D.

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>>138602572
ooooooout

Actually my greatest fetish is to enter my giantess waifu pussy, make my way into her uterus and comfortably live there for 9 months while she nurtures me through a umbilical cord, while rubbing her belly and singing lullabies.

Then I am born after those 9 months and then I feed on her breast for 2 years. Like a caring mother, she also pre-digest food before feeding me.

>>138602572
Trashy bitch. Can't be trusted with children

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>>138597452
oh yeah

>>138602583
>he can't cum into other dimensions
You are masturbating on the basest of planes.

>>138603012
You can't be rebirthed jerk off.

>>138603012
jesus fucking christ.........

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>>138603012
Whaaat.

>>138598813
This. But cumming inside is mandatory so she needs to be on the pill.

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>>138603158
>>138603236

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>>138603012

>>138603012
Who is your waifu so I can get a better mental image of this

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>>138603283
never in my life

>>138603328
two words

seven sins

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>>138603012
Thank you anon. You have restored my faith in 4chan.

>>138597452
My waifu isn't old enough to be impregnated yet.

>>138603012
daily reminder

https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/1516896

>>138597452
Nah

>>138603442
>Sankaku

>>138603509
won't find that one on the boorus my good man

>>138603328
Hatsune Miku

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I only have a husbando, so I don't have to worry about such things, right?
Right...?

>>138599969
>Having kids
>When not in financially stable period of life

Anon you mistake me for a third worlder who has nothing better to do than have unprotected sex and engage in perpetual war.

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yes
but she would probably kill the children
and then me

>>138600077
Point to where the bad waifu touched you.

>>138597889
be carefull anon, pregnancy tires the body a lot, many in a row even with a phoenix could hurt her, give her a year of rest every 2 or 3 babies just in case

>>138603615
This is exactly the trap we have fallen in.
Economy and career has been tailored to make kids more unsuitable than ever.

>>138603640
That's not how a yandere works.
She'd be more willing to die for you and your kids than anything else.

>>138603854
Only for white and Japanese people. Everyone else is breeding just fine.

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>>138603442

>>138603902
That's because their lives will be a similar level of shit whether or not they have kids.

>>138603902
And that's how you destroy humanity

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>>138597452
Of course, it's our dream.

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>>138603509
>he doesnt like sankaku
you can make like my pinky toe and wee wee wee all the way home with that shit opinion

>>138603925
My race is full of people obsessed with ambition, career and money. And they still have time to make at least 3 kids so the population keeps growing. Meanwhile white people don't set their goals very high. Literally all my classmates at uni don't even think about saving money or being successful.

>>138604048
Could do that twice for you and the site would still be loading

>>138604100
are you implying those are good obsessions?

>>138603899
Unless the world is ending and the only way to continue being with your loved one is to kill them.

>>138604100
How do you expect me to insult your race as lazy/greedy if you won't even tell me what race you are?

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good thing my waifu physically cannot be pregnant

>>138604174
Not really. But tradtion indicates you have to get a good job, a house, a wife and kids by the age of 30 or something in my family/country. Most people manage it.
White people place more importance on individuality. They don't want to do what was expected of them and nothing is expected of them by their families because everyone is given freedom to do whatever they want. No expectations=no pain. All this will matter when white people go extinct with this thinking.

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>>138603442

>>138604351
At least i am not part of the no kids retard mentality.

>>138604278
Being a hippie that doesn't want kids is rebelling against the family system that was established over a hundred thousand years ago so we don't go extinct.

>>138604323
Sex will get boring. What will you do then?

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Yes but not until we're married, also I don't think my penis would survive

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>>138603442

>>138604475
Didn't >>138603902 already mention the Japs?

>>138604622
What's wrong with her right eye?

>>138604531
program her to do nice things

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>>138597452
Of course I would. I've always wanted an iWatch.

>>138605047
Don't, they are fucking awful. Just get a regular watch.

>>138605070
So I should drop my kids on their heads to prevent them from becoming "smart" watches?

>>138605167
Yes, you're doing them a favor.

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Of course I would. My waifu is the best.

A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and marry and have kids and begin to question the NATURE OF KIDS

>>138603560
Jesus fuck, I just saw what it is and it's a good reason you won't find it on the other boorus.

>>138604048
The site isn't keeping the sources right. Hell, at one point I used to actually use it for sauce but no one seems to keep tracks or licks as to where it came from and the loading speed is shit at times.
Lately the site has been used for advertising shit from other sites like JAV vids and what not.

>>138603442
hello boner my old friend
ive come to talk with you again

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>>138603442
why

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>>138603442

> pregnant_fetus tag

The internet is a great thing

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>>138603793
I say she'll be fine

>>138603442
>That pic with Misty
Jesus

>>138605689
>https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/687939
>12 layers
>not counting kasumi being inside a womb herself
Let's see how far we can go

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>>138605812
What am I even seeing

but mixed race babies are forbidden by God

>>138606347
you are picking at hell bro
welcome, you can't turn back

>>138606403
>picking
peeking
kek

>>138597452

You can get your hand pregnant?

>nobody else has ever claimed your waifu
>you don't get to defend her from autistic anons
>kind of hope to see somebody talk about her eventually
>but not too much

this is a strange feeling

>>138599969
>man up and become a meal ticket
>man up and force more people to live potentially shit lives
man up and kill yourself

>>138600460
How can one man be this conceited? Do you actually believe that western civilization is the only one that has existed?

>>138597586
The best part of this is the guys in the background.

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>>138606636

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>>138603012
God!

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>>138597452
already did

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>>138602611
What is that face called again? Also, nice dubs.

Of course, but only after the world is saved and I've managed to build a succesful business and gotten married by the local priests.

>>138597452
yes

>>138597874
>Only Marika is plausible since she's the only one who would rape him
She would never do such a thing to her beloved Raku-sama

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But she cant have kids.

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>>138600948
>tfw had to raise my six younger siblings
JUST FUCK ME UP SENPA

>>138605208
Your waifu is super cute. Good taste. I hope you brush her tail and nuzzle her often.