Konosuba thread

She wants a good for nothing, abusive husband who will force her to prostitute herself.

She is a masochist she doesn't have feelings for him. She likes being given orders like a slave but he was hesitant this time because she didn't like the lewd commands he gave her.

>>138597215
she isnt the type who follows orders.
she is the type who just stands/lays there getting beaten and raped.

the situation didn't align with her fantasy.

>>138597276
But that was pretty much what he was doing
>are you stupid? I told you to scrub my back
>>138597326
She clearly has feelings for him though. At the end of the episode she had a conflicted happy/embarassed moment where she seemed to want him to remember, but at the same time, not want him to remember.
>>138597386
This could make sense i guess. More of a rape fantasy then a domination fantasy

>>138598292
Read the LN retard, she has no feelings for anyone

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oi vey why were the titties so floppy and saggy in this episode??

>>138598357
Ehh? Really? Is she emotionless or something?

She's just all talk and no game.

>>138598372
What happens when you have big boobs and no bra.

>>138598372
the titties are always floppy and saggy
it's great

>>138598417
this. like most flirts, when its time to put out, they always fold.

>>138598357
You're wrong, maybe you should actually read the LN instead of pretending?

She's not used to Kazuma being alpha as fuck

>acquire an awesome mansion
>display signs of a shifting personality/alignment
>begin treating your female party members like a bunch of useless sluts only good to provide pleasure with their lewd bodies

this is how the Demon King began

>>138598429
>>138598445
but my fantasies where destroyed by those saggy, floppy titties anon.

>>138597215
As a knight it would be a disgrace if she submitted immediately.

>>138598644
They would still feel good. Assuming she has muscle they wont be saggy either, just floppy

>>138598650
So it was just a false sense of modesty? Also, succubus was adorable. 10/10 best girl

Because she is a pure girl deep down despite her fantasizes.

>>138598882
>wants to get raped by everyone and everything
>pure
What

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I want to protect this succubus.

>>138599170
Same. She was so sweet.
>its ok, thank you for protecting me. But just let them kill, me i dont want you to be humiliated for my failure to sneak in.
Although mc should have just admitted to inviting her in the first place

>>138599128
When push comes to shove she'll be scared. She is like Ayame from Shimoneta.

>>138599455
>Although mc should have just admitted to inviting her in the first place
Then he'd have to explain how she contacted her and doom all succubi.

>>138598429
Yeah. When you turn 40.
Darkness is 18. Name a single fit, saggy 18 yr old.

>>138599455
> Admit to the succubus cult
> In front of a literal goddess
People like you deserve to suffer.

>>138599501
>hey, i mey a random girl on the street. When she told me she was a succubus, i asked if she would work a little dream magic in me.

>>138599501
Kazuma is a hero to all succubi.

>>138599718
Aqua needs to check herself. She acts like a major bitch.

>>138599718

The goddess Eris watches over everyone in the world and she doesn't seem to mind.

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>>138599794
> Implying Eris is the issue at hand
Remember the goddess who said her job was to literally exterminate demons? Of course not, an Axis cultist wouldn't remember details like that.

>>138599846
Aqua's job is to literally be Kazuma's cheat item.

>>138599888
Pretty shit item.

>>138599888
>>138599928
Aqua as a cheat-code is like the cheats that make the game harder.

>>138599846
Aqua is probably the most shit goddess.

>>138597215
>Darkness the Knight
>Pointed out several times she's a Crusader
?

>>138600220
>ecchi knight
>constantly trying to get her enemies to capture/rape her, to the point you feel bad for them rather than her.
!

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>>138600279
What is the point of your reply, why are you replying to me, I don't understand.

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>>138599674
https://www.realself.com/forum/breast-lift-lift-implants

Top story.

>>138599846

Does she wear underwear?

>>138599846
It is her job. As well as destroying the undead. Plus Eris is much, much worse than Aqua when it comes to these matters. Aqua is just petty. Eris is stone cold.

Why would a crusader call herself Darkness? That's like calling a chef Burnsy or a doctor Malpractice or a hooker Syphillis.

>>138601177
She comes from a rich aristocrat family. They named her, she didnt name herself.

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>>138601177

That'sTheJoke.png

>>138601177
It probably came from her last name Dustiness.

>>138601177
If she used her real name she'll become a laughingstock in seconds.

Well, at least that's what happened when it was revealed.

>>138601169
>Eris is much, much worse

You say this but she's the one allowing the succubus brothel to exist in the first place. If she wanted to get rid of it all she'd have to do is go down to Fantasy Australia in person and start a few vicious rumors.

>>138601599
I dont think gods can directly interfere. Or else, why would they not prevent murder/rape/femenism

>>138601710
>>138601599
It doesn't seem like Eris is all knowing. She only knows so much about Kazuma by being Chris.

>>138601060
>>138597215
>>138552005

Why the fuck do we have three Konosuba threads

>>138597326
>because she didn't like the lewd commands he gave her.
No, she actually did like it.

Darkness isn't JUST a masochist. Although these types of situations arouse her, she also tries to hold herself back from seriously engaging in her activities.

Kazuma was just close enough to her that she started giving in.

>>138601943
AOTS

>>138600396
hai, kazuma desu

>>138600396
God she's so adorable, like a little puppy!

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>>138598627

>>138601247
she totally named herself darkness its a fake name

We aren't at ep 10 already?
want to maraton

>>138603066
On Wednesday.

>>138603122
Couldn't wait I started it.

Why does it always has to be japanese trucks, come on.

>>138603300
>Why does it always has to be japanese trucks, come on.
wait for it

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So an anon did the outline for this in a paint thread yesterday, here's a colour version.
the jpg artifacts in this gave me aids

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>>138603300
> Truck

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>>138603300
>trucks

>>138603300
man the whole show is like a walking mockery of japanese anime trope, what do you expect?

they did it all perfectly though, aots.

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>>138600423
>19 years old
>aesthetic breast surgery is a primary concern in life
Shit like this is exactly why I hate 3DPD, Jesus Christ.

Nevermind topkek they got me.
Nice reverse trope.

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Ko

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>>138603300
> trucks

>>138597326
>>138597215
WHY the fuck do you people still don't understand Darkness' personality?

She wants to do these things, but she also has to uphold her own modesty.

This is why she is going out as an adventurer. Because it gives her a complete pass on getting beat up and maybe even sexually violated by her enemies. But just like with the bath scene, it has to be forced on her. She just can't let them do it willy-nilly. and for free. She's a noble ffs.

>>138603752
BA

>>138603865
KA

>>138603908
RA

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>>138603908
RE

>>138603908
RO

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Context of this? I haven't been following since last week due to no internet...

>>138604218
Viable single girls of Crimson Town.

>>138604218

Chuunis

Seven of them

>>138604218
>>138604295

>>138604298
Uhm... Everyone is normal except Yunyun.

>>138604218
>>138604320
Did Nerimaki appear in volume 5? I remember the others.

>>138604415
She's the first one to introduce them to the village. Her father is the idiot chief

>>138598445
I love it, anime needs more saggy tits and less basketballs glued to chests

>>138604260
>>138604298
>>138604320
>>138604320
>>138604376
>>138604415
>>138604438

So they aren't Megumin's sisters? Oh well.
But, oh man, even the loli is waifu-tier.

>>138604218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlNOMWQPG28

>>138604512
The small one is.

>>138604512
Only Komekko is Megumin's sister.

>>138604512
The loli is future demon lord. At this age she is even more scum than Kazuma. Don't come near her...

>>138604438
To be honest I completely forgot about that part. So she appeared when Kazuma and co was attacked then got helped by the invisible chuuni squad? Was she related to Buzucoily or whatever his name was?

>>138604512
That loli eats cats.

>>138597215
Sexiest character of the season

>>138604561
>>138604571
Oh? So is she going to appear in the anime?

>>138604597
I guess that's her chuuni part. Kinda like Megumin's?

>>138604642
>That loli eats cats.
Wut?

>>138604777
>Oh? So is she going to appear in the anime?
No. The anime will end next episode.

At most, there might be an OVA in one of the anime discs that might show them.

>>138604777
>I guess that's her chuuni part. Kinda like Megumin's?
No, It's her behavior.... at this age she threaten to eat a cat, enslave demons and ks'ing Kazuma. Imagine what evil things she will do when she grow up....

>>138604946
Illicit baby making sex with her brother in law

>>138604996
>This will never have a doujin
>Kazuma will never go full Rance

>>138604724
Not even sexiest of her own show, you fag.

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>>138605762

She is a useless crusader only good for her slutty body

>>138605872
I don't disagree, but that worthless sluttiness is exactly what detracts from her sex appeal. If you're ONLY good for sex, you may as well be just a fleshlight. Fleshlights aren't sexy. Women are sexy, and Darkness is not even human, let alone a woman.

>>138605950
>only good for sex
>sex appeal
I'm not looking for some PhD graduate that can stimulate my fucking intellect, you fucktard. She's sexually appealing with her pure slutty body. And she's the best at it in the fucking show.

this show is soooo cute <3
I wish I was kazuma

Haaa. real life sucks.

>>138605950
Darkness is a woman alright.
BUILT

>>138606293
Listen to me, you gibbering muhdicking pavement ape. I don't care if that limp turd dangling between your legs nearly as low as your knuckles takes only a hint of curve to redirect the milliliter of bloodflow from your brain to its flaccid length. Actual human beings recognize more to a character's sex appeal than appearance alone. Now go get killed swinging at a cop and provoke the next round of race riots, you worthless piece of shit.

>>138606369

Fuck off Dust

>>138606541
savage !

>>138605872
Without her, no one in Axel will survive to use Succubus shop.

Verdia could basically one-shot anybody there.

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>>138606723

I'm just parroting what everybody say about her in the LN

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So is the fanfic ded?

>>138606865
PANIC
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>>138606541
>limp turd dangling between your legs nearly as low as your knuckles takes only a hint of curve to redirect the milliliter of bloodflow from your brain to its flaccid length
beautiful

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>>138606865

>>138606804
ABS
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>>138607072
WELL DEFINE ABS
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Yuiyui will never help you rape her daughter.

>>138607262
I don't need help, goddammit.

>>138606865
Most likely (hopefully) Sky is just reorganizing stuff and messed up.
It is just a database error.

>>138598372
Koichi Kikuta, the character designer for the show, was the animation supervisor for the episode. He likes floppy, saggy tits.

>>138597215
She wants to be raped, but she doesn't want to do it willingly (at first). And no, she doesn't have feelings for him at this point in the story. He's just another dick for her to get wet on.