what 'cake' means?
>>138589363
It means you need to lurk more.
>>138588412
>>138588412
>You will never find a cake working graveyard shift and take her to an even darker room to shove your face up her ass
>>138589363
I'm going to tell you cause fuck /a/ lately and I just want to spoil it's usual bullshit. It's a meme replacement word for anyone over the age of 25 with the idea being Christmas cake, as in December 25. Where it came from I don't know but I found out at a time when the forum was less overwhelmingly shitty.
>>138588412
>tfw cakes are the same age as me now
fetish ruined
>>138591094
>anyone
Looks like all old men are cake then
>>138588412
Started reading Maison Ikkoku and realized that Kyoko is a cake too.
>>138591094
It's a Japanese expression "No one wants a Christmas cake after the 25th". Christmas cakes are desirable for Christmas but lose all value afterwards, and the comparison is that women aren't desirable after 25. Obviously it's a sexist expression that encourages women to marry off early and devalue the self worth of any unmarried woman over 25.
>>138591894
Are you from tumbler per chance?
I know its a Japanese culture thing but still.
I always rejoice when I see a Christmas cake thread, for I know that I will be in good company.
Who are your favorite cakes /a/?
haven't see this cake in awhile
>>138591894
If women aren't desirable after 25, wgy /a/ desires them?
>>138591814
Not really. She's a widow, married and well-used way before 25.
>>138592032
They fucking don't.
What are you on about?
>>138592032
It's a fetish thing, meant to push the narrative that men are only interested in women under 25. Otherwise the cake expression wouldn't exist in the first place
>>138588412
I like cakes.
>>138588412
Kēki!!!
>>138590631
nah, im good
>>138591094
thank you!
>>138593075
You're welcome, but really I was just getting tired of every single thread following the same tired shitposting motions and figure sometimes people just deserve to have simple questions answered when people clearly know the answer. >>138591894 actually explains it better.
>>138590712
>>138593190
Lurking makes better posters.
>>138588412
Problem is, no good manga or anime will ever feature a good cake as an actual main character.
inb4 muh Gundam
>>138591894
Fuck off to tumblr. 2d cakes are to treasured and women beyond 25 in 3d are usually whinny bitches
Why Christmas cakes can't be flat-chested?
>>138593981
This!
>>138592021
She has a fiancée.
Needy cakes on suits are the best
>>138591094
Fuck /a/.
I want a cake that is also a tomboy. It can't be just a cake and it can't be just a tomboy.
>>138588412
>>138596291
>>138588412
Bookworm cakes are a thing of beauty.
>>138596291
Who is this jizz wizz?
>>138588412
Come home to this delicious cake, what do?
>>138596495
>cake
You mean grandma
>>138596495
Run my finger the length of her lips and worship her, by bringing her more beer, and making her dinner.
>>138588412
>>138591894
3D women over 25 and still single are either
-career minded (I'm independent! I need NO man! Not until my ovaries start screaming!)
-insane (kill you in your sleep)
-ugly as sin
-devoutly religious
-rode hard and put up wet (why would you want to marry a known whore/slut everyone's been with? "I've got experience!" "I'm a good catch!" Yeah, right.)
>>138596751
just meme my shit up famalamIt's like I'm on /r9k/
>>138596751
Or maybe you're just an out of touch neet who jacks off to anime
>Christmas cake is the side character with the route
Why
>ara ara~ do you really not mind being seen with an old woman like me? There are plenty of younger girls out there, Anon!
Ninja cake.
>>138596980
No*
>>138596751
Back to your board, robot.
>>138596853
Uh huh
>>138596927
>/a/
Do tell.
>>138597032
Shush now child.
>>138596751
>3D
Fuck off
>you will never welcome Sawa-chan home after a day of work
>you will never crack open some beer and chat about your day
>she will never tell you about all the stupid shit Yui did today
>you will never finish dinner and head into town
>you wil never watch Sawa-chan go crazy at her favorite metal band's concert
>she will never regale you with stories about Death Devil on the way home
>you will never make love to Sawa-chan
>Sawa-chan will never quietly confide her fears of getting older
>Sawa-chan will never fall asleep in your arms
Best cake idol
>>138597032
>being a robot is bad
when did all these "r9k is bad" memers come from? are we finally reddit now?
>>138597233
Ssshhhh.
>>138597349
>Y-you're from reddit! haha! your point is tottally dismissed now!
Fucking newfags.
>>138597371
>tries to talk about 3D
>gets told
>tries tell people to shut up
Yeah, no, that's not how it works kid.
>>138597349
>bunch of whiny autists complaining about how awful women are because they can't get laid
>good
Well, at least they're not /pol/.
>>138597481
My my, you sure are a yappy one.
>gets told
Mmmm, you can't really 'get told' on the internet little boy. There's no face to face interaction.
>>138597628
>gets told again
>tries to make himself look cool
>fails miserably
That's okay kiddo, you'll learn with the time.
>>138597628
The autism is real
>>138597311
More cake idols.
>>138597743
Fufu a parrot boy is amusing.
>>138597785
Ah, a psychologist appears.
>>138597845
>tries to troll people
>can't do it
>at least I'll have the last word!
NOPE
>>138597845
Holly shit, that looks awful who the following ck drew that shit?
>>138597922
Troll? My my you're mistaken young man! I merely posting and hanging out! The last word you say? I can continue to post can't I? I'm just giving you the interaction you crave.
>>138597845
that looks like crap.
ARA ARA~
>>138597971
>>138598029
Oh how rude!
>>138598011
>I'm tottally not trolling you guys!
Sure thing bro, sure thing.
>>138598076
>>138598011
>While being the best studio Kyoani also do the best cakes.
Some people have it all.
>>138596751
Just a reminder, landwhales are attention whores who wants attention from us, and she thinks she will get treated like a princess in here. You can fuck off back to /r9k/, pervert
>>138598090
Are you posting awful looking women on purpose? Not cool.
>>138598217
>>138598219
Oh my you young boys are such a whiny lot. No wonder you don't have success with the ladies!
>>138598219
He's a shitposter, leave at that
Would you a lonely office lady?
>>138598241
>not being able to tell what greentext is for
Are you talking seriously? You should really lurk more man.
How long until retards start to post milfs.
>>138598241
Fuck off with your RPing autism.
>>138598389
Yes, this is exactly the type of answer that will make me go away.
>>138598142
>While being the best studio
nope
>do the best cakes
yes
>>138598388
Too late
See:
>>138596495
top cake
>>138597311
Why are cake idols so delicious?
>>138598608
I hate when an asshole tries to bump the thread by trolling, it ruins everything.
>>138598641
You're under arrest!
>>138598524
HOLY SHIT
BEST IDEA EVER
>christmas cake show
>girls are personification of different kinds of cakes
calling red velvet right now
>>138598693
>>138598752
I want to be the last spurt of frosting after everyone's unloaded into a cream cake!
>>138598722
It's unsettling how big their heads are compared to their bodies, in those cards.
>>138598752
>>138588412
Science cake
>>138592032
Insecurity is cute af
>>138598881
>If you know what I mean.
Explain further.
>>138596751
Or teachers/any job that means she must work hard and be passionate about.
>>138598884
Sanae has a lot of big things about her.
Good job on ignoring him
>>138588412
>mfw I get called "The Fan" by cashiers after paying my stub at a buffet
I didn't think they noticed me looking at the cute waiter how embarrassing
>>138599126
Yeah, we sure told him! High five bro!
>>138594950
>sporty gym sensei cake
My dick is diamonds, my heart is beating at the speed of light.
Also Maya a best Amagami
>>138593427
Well you're never going to figure shit out by lurking if people are just secretive as fuck about everything and refuse to speak straight. Guy was fucking lurking, thought to ask a question, why not answer it if you can? That actually makes for better posting when the people involved all actually understand what it even being discussed.
>when realizing that women considered cakes are actually younger then me
I got old when i wasn't paying attention
>>138600345
>Manami is a fitness trainer from Nagasaki who became an idol to judge firsthand how physically demanding the career is claimed to be. She is obsessed with muscle mass and shape tone, and her physically fit lifestyle allows her to outdo even the Trainer sisters. She also ranks among the tallest idols.
Age: 25
Height: 172 cm
Weight: 50 kg
Hobbies: Muscle Training, Cooking
>tfw no christmas cake you impregnate during a one night stand
i would absolutely take responsibility
>>138600627
>>138600463
God the things I would do to Kyouko in order to make her a stay at home mom.
>>138600627
>I got old when i wasn't paying attention
Buddy, you know the (Age / 2) +7 rule? Yeah, keiki is now considered under-aged for me.
>>138600463
>>138600872
Would Kyouko be a good stay at home mother? I mean it is a pretty damn good fantasy and all.
>>138601090
She'd be decent.
Not the greatest but would put in a decent enough effort and child would come out pretty well rounded.
>>138589363
>>138598346
I would a lonely, older office lady. I would marry her and become her househusband, taking care of her residence and ensuring she always has a hot meal and a warm bath to return to after a long day of work.
>>138601412
that's the real dream right there
>>138598752
>red velvet
Overrated shit.
>>138598752
>White vanilla is the pure but kind of bland keiki
>Dark chocolate is a delicious brown genki musclegirl
>Tiramisu a loud, emotional and always cheerful Italian keiki that loves to sing folk songs about the motherland while cooking
>Red Devil's food is a cunning office lady (prefers to dress in red) that's ruthless on the work floor but has a soft spot for cute, young men
>Carrot cake is a tomboyish farmer keiki that is about to inherit her father's ranch
>Lemon cake is the keiki that, after years of lonelyness, has become incredibly bitter about men but at the same time increasingly desperate
Come on guys, we need more keikis!
>>138601344
Lucky Star spinoff where they are cakes when? I wonder which one would make the best cake? Miyuki would go full ara,ara.
>>138601661
Gimme musclegirl or Red Devil. Or Lemon cakey for delicious hatesex with leg locking.
>>138598752
Strawberry cream would totally be the cutest cake tbhfam
>>138601797
>Hatesex with Lemon keiki
>She screams that you should fuck her harder because that's all men want anyway: fuck women and then abandon them
>After sex, the post-coital depression kicks in
>She tells you to leave because you obviously don't want to be with her any longer than neccessary
>Tears_and_beer.jpg
>>138601661
What would peach melba be like? I can imagine it as a klutzy blond with big tits.
I'd go for Red Devil or Tiramisu.
>>138600637
Needs to eat bigger
>>138601661
>Cinnamon cake seems like a bad idea but as it turns out gets more robust with time, constantly learning and trying new things to keep life "fresh".
>Cream cake slept all over the place in her younger days, but then realized too late that she actually does want more in life than constant servings of the D.
>Coffee cake was a bitter delinquent in her heyday, but desperately wants to just be a normal wife now. Periodically will slip back to the bancho manner.
That's what I've got for now.
>>138596291
>best girl finally gets some screen time
>>138596751
>-devoutly religious
Why did you list this as a negative? I mean unless you're talking about devoutly Muslim or devoutly Jewish, religion is usually a good thing.
>>138598752
>Dark Chocolate Champagne
Serve me up!
>>138602174
Fuck me, forgot my image.
>>138602057
Oh god yes, delinquent girls are best girls always. Who wouldn´t want a (secretly cute and inexperienced) bancho cake?
>>138602010
Nah, she's probably fine with the muscle mass she has as a girl. She probably has the perfect amount of fat and muscle mass.
Muscle girls are disgusting.
>>138600637
So wait, let me get this straight: She was a fitness trainer and heard being an idol was tough, so she figured she'd give it a try? For what purpose, to show up all the younger girls?
>>138602308
She probably likes challenge.
>>138600637
>Muscle Training
>name is literally Man am I
I love me some tomboys, but that name is permanently ruined for me.
>>138602174
>Why did you list this as a negative? I mean unless you're talking about devoutly Muslim or devoutly Jewish, religion is usually a good thing.
As far as Catholics go, the devout are either nuns or turbosluts. There is no middle ground.
>>138602308
At the end of the day, all the iM@S girls want P-chan's dick. She probably wants to ride P-chan's dick like an exercise bike and break it off.
>>138602386
Shut up, Torino. You're not fooling anybody with that "17-year-old" nonsense.I'm still mad about the ending, and I didn't even see it.
>>138602631
That´s a damn hot boy. Nohomo.
>>138602842
>found my old collector DVD set while cardbox diving recently
>about to binge all of it in one night
The memories.
Why do people not understand what a Cake is? These threads happen almost daily and yet everytime we have people posting moms or teenagers.
Is it the normalfags? Is it Reddit? Who do I blame?
>this thread
>2016 year of our lord and savior
>Still no Christmas cake show about cakes doing cake things
WHY
>>138603284
I wonder if JPs have threads like these.
>>138588412
Why is it when a woman becomes a Christmas Cake or MILF, they suddenly get a lot plumper according to the Japanese?
>>138603284
Doesn´t Joshiraku kinda count?
>>138603353
Alcohol and sweets from depression.
>>138603540
No I mean a girl could be relatively slender with maybe a decent butt and tits but as soon as she becomes a mom, all the fanart will depict her with massively flaring thighs, super thick thighs, a gigantic ass and tits, and a bit of a pudgy belly.
>>138603257
Sauce?
>>138603611
>>138603540
>>138603353
Its a Japanese fetish thing. MILFs are pretty much their favorite type of 2D woman to draw plump/chubby. Its like an innate thing to them sexually which is why its probably so prevalent.
>>138603611
That's what happens when they get pregnant.
>>138603343
they don't
if they did, there'd be anime like this
elevens are the target audience, their shit taste is the reason we don't have such anime
>>138603611
It´s because fertility is usually associated with curves. I´m very ok with it though since i´m an ass man.
>>138603611
In life, people only perceive that which they want to see. If for some reason you can't not see older women as being plumper or having more accentuated curves than younger women, it's because deep down you don't have an interest in seeing anything else.
So it's your fault, really. You refuse to see her for what she actually is because of your own personal hang-ups.
>>138603611
Because women get plumper after getting married and popping out a couple of kids.
>>138603730
You are my brother of African descent.
>>138603611
Women gain weight more easily then men. Its also more difficult for them to lose weight and normally that weight redistributes itself to the curves; breasts get bigger, hips wider, thighs meatier, butt larger, etc...
And its hot so who cares.
>>138603901
>>138603897
>>138603757
>>138603730
>>138603686
>>138603672
>>138603611
>>138603540
So do you guys prefer that? Curvier, thicker MILFs and cakes?
>>138604093
DELETE THIS
>>138604180
No I have more.
>>138604173
I prefer curvy women in general. MILFs and cakes just happen to generally fill that bill, so naturally here I am in the cake thread posting about cakes.
>>138604227
You wouldn't make an anon cry, would you?
>>138603897
If they're lazy cunts
>>138604173
Not TOO thick but yeah i prefer cakes with a curvy ass and maybe nice tits, too. Even though fit cakes are fine, too.
>>138604284
What's there to cry about? Look how cute she's acting!
OL Cake is the absolute best cake.
I even used to work in an office with a woman who probably was one, sadly not in the moe way.
It is my dream to meet a lonely OL and help her find peace and fulfilment in her life.
>>138604324
I would do anything to make this faceless, nameless OL happy. She isn't even real but I'd cut my own heart out if it meant I could guarantee her happiness. Goddamn it hurts.
>>138604093
>>138604136
>>138604178
>>138604274
pls no
Where is this OL comic from I need to know pls helpu
>>138590672
Fuck that looks good.
>>138604514
Please stop. These just make me want totidy and organize her room while she's at work, manage her finances and inventory (groceries, etc.), be her personal chef and give her foot rubs and back massages after a had day.
>>138604414
Agreed. What can we do, anon?
>>138604414
well, maybe in an parallel dimension she exists and is somehow aware of that fact?
>>138604514
>that dream was too happy; its reality that's the nightmare
STOP
STOP
STOP
>>138604392
Perfect waifu material.
>>138604433
I-it´s okay, anon. She´s gonna find a husband soon and they´re gonna be very happy and have lots of children. Don´t cry.
>>138604480
https://twitter.com/black9arrows
That's all I got, enjoy your cakes!
>>138604542
>Tfw actually do all this since im studying
>>138604514
>that dream was too happy; its reality that's the nightmare
>>138604609
oh fuck
any cakes into math? its my fetish.
>>138604648
Thanks asshole, if you'll excuse me I'll be crying for the next few hours.
Why is single OL so sad?
>>138599018
For you.
>>138604609
fucking hell this will be me tomorrow
>>138604807
Her job and social life sucks and she's all alone and really lonely.
single OL is in desperate need of emergency drawfag attention. Someone please restore her smile and optimism.
Don't sexualize the OLs
>>138604924
Maybe if they stopped making it so easy.
>>138594188
who is it?
>>138591260
No, it's for women because they have a lower lifespan of beauty and baby ovens.
>>138597311
>>138604967
They are innocent.
>>138604905
I'm gonna come to one of these threads with a picture of a beloved OL happily sharing an evening with her boyfriend.And then it will be time for NTR
>>138605053
>>138604924
Dominant OL cakes with a surprisingly cute side when embarassed (and/or around their special someone) are the best.
>>138604786How many digits of π can you take?
To all my Cake lover /a/'s; I wish you love your cake as they will always be with you...... in your dreams.
Speaking of cake, does anyone know the name of this manga?
>>138600627
Most of these chicks are around 20-30 years old so you must be fucking ancient
>>138604860
That's sad. I'd help her build Gunpla and eat her sushi.
>>138604807
I want to make single OL-chan happy!
>>138588412
I like cakes more and more the more expired I get.
>>138605210
Jokes on you. I´m gonna find a cute cake and you´re gonna be sorry.
>You said you wanted to take me to lunch today, anon?
>>138604905
Daily Reminder that christmas cakes are forpassing up in favor of younger, prettier girls
>>138597160
right in the feels
>>138594379
I would gently carry her home when she's drunk and frustrated and let her sleep on her bed while making her porridge.
>>138605327
Dude we will all do find our cake in life. We all go past 25 anyway; unless you get hit by truck-kun.
this is my favorite cake and she finally found love!
>>138605327
Usher abombshell
>>138598142
>tfw you know they could have just made a series about cakes doing supernatural cake things
I know I would have loved it
>>138602057
>Marble cake is secretly batting for both teams, but gets embarrassed when she lets anything on the subject slip.
>Cupcake just wants as many children as possible in a short period of time so she can finally feel like a mom.
>Fruitcake is slowly going more and more insane the longer she goes without a relationship, gradually spiraling down into despair and desperation.
>>138598551
That was a damn fine doujin. I wish more doujins would do the sexy things alongside the fluffy things. The feeling of having your dick messed with while your heart strings get tugged is a strangely nice one.
>>138605220
Threesome Syndrome
>>138605481
Fuck off.
>>138605525
>she sees yourbank statement.
>>138605665
go fuck yourself
>Get back to work, anon.
>>138594188
8Man doesn't count.
>work in an office
>all women are married or in relationships
>not a christmas cake in sight
>>138605829
But my work is skirt supervisor and pantyhose inspector
>>138605930
We /blog/ now?
>work in an office
>2/3rds of the women there are in their mid-20s to early 30s
>still don't have the balls to do more then make idle chit-chat with a few of them
Life is suffering regardless of the dimension.
>>138598752
>>138601661
>>138602057
i think we just stumbled across a gold mine.
just put xebec in charge of production and the rest follows
>>138606033
>xebec
not if you want an actually good show. kyoani is better at making cakes
>>138606011
That doesn't sound like a real job title!
>>138605829
Wanna go to that mixer later? I know a couple guys over at accounting that would come, too.
>>138606033
>just
Anons have been stoking that flame for at least half a decade, m8. It'll probably never actually happen.
>>138606015
No, fuck off retard, how can you be so out of touch with /a/ that you think blogging is ever okay?
>>138597233
>>138592021
>>138605832
>tfw cake-sensei is clearly best girl but her cake status is treated as a running gag
Why must this series show such promise only to constantly make her suffer?
>>138606099
It is and I am very good at it, here, see~
>>138606159
>>138606091
i'd agree with you there, it'd make it more fun to watch
although i'd believe xebec would bring the best eyecandy
>>138606186
>this series
More like all series. For some reason japan loves to see cakes suffer (in romantic matters at least).
>>138606196
It sounds made up!
>>138597628
Yo who dis. Name?
>>138603353
Slender cakes are fine too.
>>138606266
Oh, I get that a lot, but it's really real~
Everything is in order.
>>138598925
>tfw science teacher was a cake, very short and a tomboy/PE teacher
The start of many fetishes
>>138606292
The teacher cake from Seitokai Yakuindomo, Naruko.
>>138606339
Slender is nice but thick is nicer.
>>138606227
Now I see why you desperately want Xebec to animate it. #THICKE
I only watched this shit show because the pv had her tits bouncing.
>>138605930
>work in office
>all my coworkers are tired middle aged white guys or cranky middle-aged black ladies
>>138606373
>>138606492
>>138606533
>hashtags
Kill yourself
>>138606973
Autism
>>138604975
me.
>>138606227
>>138606533
oh i got it:
Script written by: Karino Takatsu (working!! / servant x service)
Character design: Hiraku Kaneko (maken-ki / Valkyrie Drive)
Cakes everywhere with maximum comfy romcom plot with shota protaganist becoming the world's renowned pastry chef.
It's been a long time, did anything ever come of this project or did it get abandoned?
>>138607104
>shota
Fuck off.
>>138607064
Mario
>>138596981
But I'm not a pedophile, I want a proper woman.
http://excessmdialy.blog.shinobi.jp/
This feels relevant to this thread somehow
>>138607186
Shit taste
>>138606492
>Age: Uncertain, but more than 25
>Personality traits: Extremely perverted and is attracted to younger men, including her male students.
Holy shit, would definitely feed the hungry cake.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtYR1YtiSsM
>>138604924
OLs are MADE for sexualizing, anon. This is known fact.
>>138607650
>feed the hungry cake.
She'd like that.
>>138607650
https://u.pomf.is/bsqigm.webm
>>138607661
You wouldn't say that if you were related to one.
>>138606186
It's such a waste of a good character too.
>>138606257
>For some reason japan loves to see cakes suffer (in romantic matters at least).
Ain't that the truth.
>>138607817
Sounds like a story here.
Explain further, please.
>>138607817
>B-but MY office lady isn't a whore!
Sure, Anon. I believe you.
>>138607892
Its just my neesan, no one here cares about OL neeesans antics.
>>138607962
Rud!
>>138607757
Just searching her up yields some pretty great results.
>>138607995
>no one here cares about OL neeesans antics
Where do you think we are?Get greentexting nigger
>>138589363
I'm really fucking new here, and even I know what this means. If you lurked for more than 10 minutes you would see all the context clues necessary to deduce this for yourself.
>>138607995
>OL neeesans antics
You have my attention
>>138607995
Now that you've brought it up, you better get to greentexting about those antics, or be forever branded a faggot.
>>138608123
>>138608094
>>138608205
You called my neesan a whore though!
Fine fine.
>In my earlys 20s now
>Year before last year had to move with in with my older sister in the city
>Just transferred colleges and moved out of parent's house
>Neesan works full time as a HR administrator at some office/IT company
>Doesn't much see her friends anymore outside of Friday nights when they go out drinking (most of them are CC age too if not older)
>Part of my dues to her since she isn't charging me rent or anything is cleaning up her apartment and running errands liking getting food and what
>Last week we went out eating at some local Asian/Chinese cuisine restaurant and she kind of overloads on the beer and ends up really tipsy
>Leans on my shoulder the whole way back to her apartment
>Run into one of my college friends and he think she's some chick I'm dating which made the neesan laugh
>Finally get back to the apartment
>Have to tuck her into bed; asked me to stay with her but I fucked off to the living room as soon as she passed out minutes later
That was my weekend last before this one. Nothing special about this.
>>138608317
>Run into one of my college friends and he think she's some chick I'm dating which made the neesan laugh
>not playing along and pulling your friend's chain for the keks
Step it up, anon.
Otherwise, sounds like normal onee-cake fare; very nice!
>you will never lock your bitchy boss in a supply closet and fuck her till she loves you
>>138603353
Many women do gain weight they have a harder time getting rid off with age. For mothers, pregnancy also tend to change the body shape and cause weight gain.
>>138608435
>not playing along and pulling your friend's chain for keks
But she is my neesan, anon. What if he asked me to do something like touch her tits or thighs.
>>138608652
Well that's not for even a friend of yours to see.You do that to her in private.
>>138608652
>IF SHE'S REALLY YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOU'D GROPE HER THIGH BRO
Normies don't actually do this, Anon. Cute story anyway, regale us with another.
>>138608710
Dudebro normies definitely do it to drink chicks
>>138608708
That's not something siblings should do with each other, anon. Its not proper, I think.
>>138608710
Only other thing I have is that my neesan frequently has her breakfasts in the morning with me near nude. Its kind of annoying to be honest.
>>138606159
>anyone cares about what /a/ is 'supposed' to be
Especially you.
>>138606201
yoda
>>138608998
Kill yourself.
Really.
Right away, now. Get to it.
>>138606159
Have you been living under the rock or stuck in pre 2010 /a/? The current /a/ is pretty much a normalfag den where posters have had no problem linking to sites like redit. And some threads like jojo generals are pretty much about anything but jojo.
Also see
>>138604281
>>138556337
The /a/ you yearn for no longer exists and hasn't for at least 3 years now.
>>138600359
This nigga gets it
>>138598142
>>While being the best studio Kyoani also do the best cakes.
That's a Milf though, not a cake. Sure, she fucked a monster, but that still counts.
>>138608933
Oh yeah keep going while I unzip
>>138602719
>Boy
>>138609226
Please don't fap to my sister
>>138608933
>That's not something siblings should do with each other, anon. Its not proper, I think.
>my neesan frequently has her breakfasts in the morning with me near nude.
>Its kind of annoying to be honest.
You don't sound very convincing anon.I bet you've had fantasies about your neesan and you've already fapped to her at least once.
>>138609710
>You don't sound very convincing anon.
>I bet you've had fantasies about your neesan and you've already fapped to her at least once.
No I haven't!
>>138608652
Sure, I believe you.
>What if he asked me to do something like touch her tits or thighs.
The fact that you even thought about this means that there's no going back now.
>>138609855
Look its not that crazy that there are anons here like me that don't have sexualized thoughts about their sisters! Why is that so hard to believe?
>>138604514
>that dream was too happy; its reality that's the nightmare
>>138609925
Oral Hygiene Bro pretty much ruined platonic sibling love forever.
You know what you have to do.
>>138609988
>>138609988
>Oral Hygiene Bro
>>138609988
>>138609855
Why are you trying to make me go down this dark road, anons? Brothers and sisters are meant to have a pure and platonic relationship, having fun together. Not lewd stuff.
>>138610046
Pushing away the fact that she's your neesan, what's your 3rd party impression of her based on pure attractiveness?
>>138610141
>siblings
>pure
Pick ONLY one, anon; that's the way this dirty world is, so you better dive in and get used to it.
>>138609096
No it really isn't. People flip their fucking shit if you so much as do anything that even remotely portrays other forums in a positive light and are in fact so paranoid about the very idea of a world outside /a/ existing where people talk about things that they spend more time melting down about it than they do actually making /a/ worthwhile. Unless you consider things like daily stalker threads or Saekano/Monogatari best girl shitflinging to be awesome discussions cause that's what currently most represents it. I've actually never seen a board more obsessed with what it's own culture is supposed to be and forever whining about outsiders and what makes it even more crazy it's 90% anonymous anyway so /a/ can't even be sure of most of the things it likes to whine profusely about like newfags. /a/ even whines about the rest of 4chan somehow which is also hilarious. Like guess how a board gets a community? They come from outside and become part of it, it doesn't just magically spring into existence as is. Like what is /a/ just supposed to slowly die as it's users move on in life cause from the sounds of some anons agenda that's preferable to it ever getting any new regular anons who are all apparently just terrible posters by default?
So whens the cutoff year supposed to be anyway for when you're an awesome veteran shitposter or a newfag that's satan themselves? 2009? 2005? It's just so fucking retarded.
>>138610342
>>>/reddit/
>>138610236
Do you mean like visually? Aesthetically and what not? Is that what you mean? I guess pretty high, similar to my imoutos. She's pretty athletic, has nice neck length dark brown hair.Please don't ask me for measurements because I don't know those other then she's pretty oppai.
>>138610252
But why?
>>138610397
Exactly. Point fucking proven a post later. Everything I disagree with is reddit. You're reddit, the guy at the gas station I argued with today about how much I actually owed him is reddit, Donald Trump is reddit etc.
>>138610424
>But why?
There is no why, there is only
>that's the way this dirty world is
Start small, anon. Offer to brush your OL nee-san's teeth after a long night of drinking. Feel it out.
>>138610453
>Donald Trump is reddit
Not that anon, but this is top kek!
>>138604514
>That dream was too happy; it's reality that's the nightmare
Hey guys I have an awesome idea, lets shit up threads about milfy office ladies with more of this board culture wars stuff cause it's less fun that way.
>>138610236
Oh lawdy. Sensi was best Amagami.
>>138610453
My bad
>>>/r9k/
Can rant about your manifesto there.
>>138610465
But we can keep the world nice and clean and pure, anon!
>>138610482
Why would I try to brush her teeth?
>>138610586
What about /a/'s manifesto regarding the dread scourge of filthy outsiders, where can people rant about that sort of thing?
>>138610619
>But we can keep the world nice and clean and pure, anon!
>keep
>implying the world was at some point clean and pure
Sorry anon, the world was never pure, we just lie to our kids to make them feel better. And Santa doesn't actually exist.
>>138610667
>And Santa doesn't actually exist.
>>138610482
This. Take small steps to get into that comfort zone,unless you're already there.
>>138610424
>Do you mean like visually? Aesthetically and what not?
Basically yeah, but it seems like you already answered properly.Next time she gets drunk again, keep her company then join her in bed and ask if she wants to do it. If she gets shocked, you can just say that you just want to make her happy but if she accepts then you'll know you won't regret it.
>she never shows up again
>>138610575
No doubt about it.
>>138610676
Your not even actually trying are you?
>>138610840
>Your
* You're
Stupid iphone auto correct.
>>138610840
That looks uncomfortable.
>>138610719
Basically but also she has a booty. Though I think she's starting to gain a bit of weight since she's taken this job and doesn't quite workout as much as she should be.But she's getting shift-faced often anon and I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that!
>>138610667
That doesn't mean we should sexualize our sisters!
>>138610900
Help her out of it.
>>138610730
>best foodgasm in the series in first episode
She was a bitch but 100% prime grade A, cake.
If cakes are undesirable, why does this thread exist?
>>138611027
>also she has a booty.
Even better.You know you want some of it.
>But she's getting shift-faced often anon and I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that!
Be sure to always been to be the one to bring her to bed, then you'll be more comfortable every time she does it.
Also help her get some exerciseby doing it with her regularly. I'm sure you two will build some stamina.
>>138604392
Zoids are fucking awesome
>>138611276
Herbreastslook splendidly comfy.
I need manga where the cake wins.
>>138604392
>>138611298
Once I wanted to try out and buy some Zoids. Now I want one that comes with a lonely OL.
>>138611246
>You know you want it.
Nuh uh!
>Be sure to always be the one to bring her to bed, and then you'll be more comfortable every time she does it.
But I already do that, anon.
>Also help her get some excericseActually I kind of have a thing for plumper girls to be honest.But obviously I can't do that with my own flesh and blood neesan!
>>138611442
>But I already do that, anon.
>Actually I kind of have a thing for plumper girls to be honest
The conditions have been met, it's time to act anon!
>not posting the one true cake
>>138611626
No, I mean I won't let her get that way therefore the streams of my fetishes won't cross with my neesan. I refuse to allow that to happen, sibling bond must remain pure and untainted!
>>138611718
But anon, there's nothing more pure than love. Purity is the deep true feelings of people, and love is the deepest feeling of all.
>>138611718
Does she let you take her home because she trusts you a lot?
>>138604514
>That dream was too happy; it's reality that's the nightmare.
>>138611718
>not exploring these fetishes WITH your nee-san
This would help strengthen the bonds between you, yes?
>>138611174
Because Japanese males are idiots, apparently.
>>138611276
>jin
Get out!
isnt this a reddit meme
>>138611854
Are you being raped?
>>138591964
future cake?
>>138611901
Get the fuck out with that shit.
All I want is a show where the cake wins. Why is that too much to ask? Japan panders to all sorts of weird niches, but cakes aren't in high enough demand?
>>138611923
It got to you, eh?
>be vampire cake
>surrounded by horny vampire teenage boys
>ara ara, boooooooooooooooya
>>138611947
Well anon, I have good news for you. Spoiling as knowing this is indeed a spoiler.Look up Garo The Animation.
>>138611995
>living the dream
>>138612044
Based. What a great series.
>>138612044
Such a shame that the 2nd series was shit. Hope the movie redeems it.
>>138605480
True that. You basically come in having to care for an adult child who has her life in shambles and is a slob.
>>138612044
This is the reason I watched that show. Some damn good stuff.
>>138611806
But that would sully our precious bond, anon.
>>138611819
Of course she trusts me, we live together and often go out together a lot or spend time together. What kind of otouto do you take me for me that my neesan wouldn't trust me?
>>138611835
That sounds way too lewd dude! Who would experiment with weird fetishes with their sisters?
>>138610575
An older lady scolding a younger man is just so great. Especially afterwards when she gets excited at giving you sound advice.
>>138612424
>>138612424
>Who would experiment with weird fetishes with their sisters?
Someone who wanted to get educated about the ways of the world, that's who.
>>138612481
Some of us have really weird /d/ tier fetishes, man. I'm not sure how that'd pan out even assuming one would be able to get their neesans into it in the first place.
>>138594950
a cakeboy
>>138612424
So she trusts you and you trust her. Clearly it's time to push that trust even further into a realm of sexual awakening and lewd endeavors with your neesan.
If the taboo of incest scares you, then start out with acondomand tell her it's just for fun and nothing will come out of it.
>>138612481
That seems rather excessive, what if something naughty comes out of that?
>>138612728
Sex with one's sister with or without a condom won't make a difference except prevent babies, even I know that much.
>>138612885
>won't make a difference except prevent babies
It won't but at least it will get her comfortable enough to start wanting more without thinking of the consequences. All that's left is for you to take the next step. Don't deny it,you know you want to pound that plump butt of hers.
>>138612885
>That seems rather excessive, what if something naughty comes out of that?
When you're discovering new ways to enjoy the people you care about, naughtiness is a secondary concern, if at all. It's something that helps you enjoy being alive! Nothing naughty about that.
>>138613032
Please stop doing this to me anon.
>>138613109
Anon, go ahead and list the weird fetishes you would do with your neesan. Be honest now.
>derailing into innocent anon and bad influence incestfag roleplay
>not even accompanying each post with cake image
Anons, you aren't wasting your lives correctly!
>>138598752
And it shall be called Kekicolle.
>>138613032
Where can I buy that poster? I need it in my room.
>>138613279
ButI'm not roleplaying. I just don't understand why so many anons want me to do stuff with the neesan!
There better?
I want to drink beer and eat chocolate with a cake, in the rain, in Shinjuku park, on a weekday afternoon. Is that so much to ask?
>>138613341
>he thinks he's ever not roleplayingAll the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts,
>>138606330
That one was cute.
>>138613233
>petplay
>foodplay
>skinship
>light bondageheavier if she likes it
>foot fetish
>ero-cosplay
>roleplay
>voyeurism
Damn, I'm pretty vanilla, looking at this list...
Best thread
>>138613443
I'm really really not roleplaying. I just want to know why so many anons want me to get with my neesan, is it because of the taboo of incest? Is it because she's also a OL/CC?
>>138613494
That seems pretty light, anon.Mine are way more deviant tier.
>>138613279
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>>138613518
>Mine are way more deviant tier.
And now you have to list them.
DO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
>>138613533
>forgot pic
Kill me now
>>138613533
I think you have the wrong woman anon...
>>138613518
>Is it because she's also a OL/CC?
Mainly, yes.
>Mine are way more deviant tier.
Sounds like you've already come up with ways on how to approach your situation with your neesan.
>>138613578
Aw sweet, another Touko for the collection!
>>138611276
Can I put it inside her?
>>138613617
Not because she's my neesan too?
>Sounds like you've already come up with ways on how to approach your situation with your neesan.
N-no I haven't.
>>138613573
Tomboys
Hotdogging
Paizuri
Leg-lockingHand holding
BBWI guess minor weight gain/chubby
Torture play
Size difference (yes she's taller then me)
Dominance/role reversal
>>138613494
>bestiality
>vore
>actual ships
>tentacle bondage
>detached head fetish
>transformation
>mind control
>eyefucking
For fun, I tried to match up the worst of my own fetishes with ones that corresponded loosely to yours or at least had a forced pun. Aren't you glad you're vanilla?
Also I feel like older action women aren't quiiiiite in line with the theme of this thread but I'm running out of pictures
>>138613708
>Tomboys
>Hotdogging
>Paizuri
>Leg-locking
>Hand holding
>BBW
>I guess minor weight gain/chubby
>Torture play
>Size difference (yes she's taller then me)
>Dominance/role reversal
Good list, anon.
I'm also a fan of
>hotdogging
>paizuri
>leg-locking
>hand-holding
>dominance/role reversal
Just didn't think to include those.
>>138613708
>Hotdogging
>Size difference (yes she's taller then me)
>Leg-locking
Mah fucking nigga.
>>138613779
WEEEEW LAD, that's a heck of a list, some of which I'm not sure you could really try with your nee-san. Detached head, transformation, vore, and eyefucking in particular.
>>138613708
>>138613797
Also a really underrated and important one I forgot:
>stomach worship/navel play
>>138613779
>detached head fetish
>transformation
I at least have this in common with you
>>138613708
>Not because she's my neesan too?
Not necessarily. Though it sounds like her being your neesan is one of the kinky perks that you like about her.
>Tomboys
>Hotdogging
>Paizuri
>Leg-locking
>Hand holding
>BBW
>I guess minor weight gain/chubby
>Torture play
>Size difference (yes she's taller then me)
>Dominance/role reversal
Time to start checking that list and get to work with your neesan.
>>138613844
This isn't one of my usual things, but sometimes I feel like it's growing on me. Some characters just do it for me.
>>138613842
That's a good point, I totally forgot the original vanilla list was limited only to 'what wud u do with a nee-san,' and all of those fetishes are only any good in 2d so I wouldn't apply any to a theoretical nee-san at all
Maybe I'll post a 'applies to nee-san' rule-abiding list if I can find another picture
>>138613820
>>138613797
Thanks.
>>138613956
B-but my neesan isn't a BBW!Unless she keeps eating the way she is, then she'll put on more weight I guess.
>>138613973
Getting a cute girl to orgasm by tonguing or fingering their sensitive innie is pretty hot.
>>138614029
>Getting a cute girl to orgasm by tonguing or fingering their sensitive innie is pretty hot.
I-is that even possible?! That's the first I've heard of it.
>>138614029
>Getting a cute girl to orgasm by tonguing or fingering their sensitive innie is pretty hot.
Start with that, I'm sure you and your neesan would love it.
I really want a christmas cake.
>>138614069
Its definitely doable anon. In fact its been done before. Apparently some women share the same genetic tissue and nerve endings in their belly buttons as they do with their genitalia.
>>138614132
Hoh, is that so?I'll add that to my bucket list, 'cause who knows when I'll get a chance to actually do it.
>>138614082
Anon please!
>>138614179
It definitely is.
>Although most illustrations of the female sex organs omit it, there is actually tissue connecting the belly button and reproductive organs.
>This is the result of our time spent in the uterus.
>Because we receive nutrients from and expel waste through the umbilical cord during our development, there is a tube that connects the bladder to the belly button – a vestige of the umbilical cord – that does not completely disappear after we are born.
>As the body grows, this tissue aids in creating the bladder wall, feeding directly into the Skene’s glands; better known as the Trigone area (T-spot) or G-spot.
>It is an area between the bladder wall and the vagina which consists of nerves that feed down into the entire genital area.
>This explains why titillating her belly button and its surrounding area can often be felt in her vaginal canal and vice versa.
>>138588412
>>138614213
Hey, you said she always gets drunk right? I can only assume she feels pretty hot a lot of the time so there shouldn't be any harm if you helped her take off/unbutton her shirt.
>you will never hold a christmas keiki's sides and teasingly tongue her belly button as she squirms under you, gasping in pleasure and disbelief that she's soaking through her plain, unsexy OL panties just from having her belly toyed with?
>>138614310
I didn't say she always gets drunk. But she often drinks and ends up drunk. She loves her booze, honestly.
>I can only assume she feels pretty hot a lot of the time so there shouldn't be any harm if you helped her take off/unbutton her shirt.
I suppose that's possible. But I don't like the idea of taking advantage of my neesan.
She drinks to dull the roneriness.
and horniness.
>>138614544
Silly anon, you're not taking advantage of your neesan, you're just helping her out so she can relax easier.
>>138614509
>>138614284
>>138614179
>>138614069
>>138614029
Hello new fetish
>>138614644
>alcohol dulling horniness
I don't think that's how alcohol works anon
>>138613956
>getting a slim OL/cake to become a chubby one
My dick is diamonds
>>138598331
It's hilarious how much better her relationship was compared to the main girl.
>>138614284
Thanks for the education, anon. I learned about a new fetish!
That said, I'm off to bed now. Do try to have some extra fun with your nee-san; I suspect she'll thank you for it!
'Night!
What did she mean by this?
>>138614699
I'm conflicted about this!
>>138598331
>>138614960
we rooted for onii-chan and that bastard ACTUALLY knocked Uka-sama up
the absolute madman
>>138611632
God, those mouths were hard to look at
>why are you looking at my belly so hard?
>/a/
>>138615347
My dream is to go to Japan and meet christmas cakes in clubs. I'll go around and get a handful pregnant, then leave the country and never return.
>>138615377
>>138615347
>>138615377
>>138615404
Oh God, and there's also a fox-lady thread on /a/ as well right now. I didn't know I had this preference, but thanks for posting, anon!
>>138615385
Better start learning your Japanese, anon.
>>138615343
I-I want to make it softer!
>>138615428
Fox-lady thread?
>>138615519
Yeah, here:
>>138597871
>>138615552
Nice.
>>138614699
A-anon, please stop. You're making me think things I haven't really considered before about my neesan.
>>138614699
>tfw barely any porn of sensei.
I guess having top tier Hibiki porn makes up for it but damn if i want my cake.
>>138615485
>>138615765
Please!
>>138615630
>You're making me think things I haven't really considered before about my neesan.
>hoping someone will suggest that you touch your neesan's tits and thighs while she's drunk
>wanting some of your neesan's booty and oppai
>wanting to lick your neesan's tummy and kiss her neck as you push aside her dark brown hair
>wanting your athletic neesan to gain some weight so she's thicker than before
So you say.
>>138615869
That was coercion and suggestive discussion that lead to such things being spoken about in a hypothetical scenario about my neesan. I am innocent and have zero lewd or impure thoughts about her.
I'm a good otouto.
>>138601661
>Cheesecake
Well, it's cake but not the kind that belongs in this thread?
>>138615174
https://www.mangaupdates.com/series.html?id=106512
I really hope somebody decides to translate Yoshida's newer manga one day.
>>138605545
Fruitcake is something else. Google it.
>>138598551
>not wife material
Oh how wrong can she be about that.
>>138616016
>I'm a good otouto.
A good otouto would know that his drunk neesan needs some good loving. You're just being selfish by only thinking about yourself and how you'll become impure if do the act. What about your neesan anon? Have you ever considered what she feels or what she wants?
>>138616271
Somebody forever immortalize this when the otouto cracks and fucks his onee chan forever
>>138602631
>>138609410
Not cake. Milf.
>>138604514
Almost every anons wakeup realization.
>>138594950
Now i need a tomcake too
>>138608115
to be fair, up until recently I had no idea what dfc stood for, I just knew it meant little/ no tits. you can know the meaning of something without getting the reference, if that makes any sense. like, he could know cristmas cake refers to MILF-y aged single women, but have no idea what cake is actually alluding to.
and now that I think of it, who the hell has cake on christmas? I never have.
>>138616271
A good otouto helps his neesan out with errands and chores. A good otouto protects his neesan from dangerous elements or exploitation at bars and clubs. A good otouto strives to spend time with his neesan and be there for her through thick and thin, good and bad no matter the cost.
But I doubt my neesan is thinking about getting my D as one of her priorities.
>>138616332
Sheesh, anon.
>>138616575
>errands and chores
It's called sexual service.
>protects his neesan from dangerous elements or exploitation at bars and clubs
At least you know how to keep her to yourself.
>strives to spend time with his neesan
Exactly.
>be there for her through thick cumming and thin breathing
Fixed that for you.
>good and bad no matter the cost
See, you've already abandoned all morals for your neesan.
>But I doubt my neesan is thinking about getting my D as one of her priorities.
Obviously it's not one of her priorities now,it only becomes that way when it becomes routine for both of you.
>>138616562
>but have no idea what cake is actually alluding to
Even wikipedia knows. Nobody lurks any more, so it can't be helped.
>who the hell has cake on christmas
Every single Christmas episode of every anime ever.
>>138616752
>>who the hell has cake on christmas
>Every single Christmas episode of every anime ever.
If that were true, we wouldn't be having this thread more regularly,or would we?
>>138604514
just...why
fuck this, i'll draw her being happy.
>>138616575
Honestly anon, I think it's to late
You just spend like 5 hours defending yourself. Whether or not you have lewd thought about her right now, the seed is sown.
Just check back here when it happens.Which it will
>>138616752
>Even wikipedia knows
yes, but WHY would he think wikipedia knows? as it stands, hes ONLY seen it used to refer to older chinese cartoon women. I agree about nobody lurking anymore, though.
>>138616575
dude, just fuck her already.
>>138604905
just wait anon...you just wait, i'll draw her smiling and happy.
>>138616903
I always loved the idea of cakes, but it was only recently I was able to discover what to actually call them. Obviously I lurked before I posted shit, being anewfag and all.
>>138604905
>>138616917
Drawfag here, this should be turned into a thing. The style is simple enough that a lot of people could probably do something similar and post it all at once.
>>138616861
>Just check back here when it happens.
Cake threads have become regular enough for him to talk about it again. If it ever happens, it should be easy enough for anon to come back here and talk about the events that we all know will inevitably transpire.
>>138608115
>I'm really fucking new here,
>shitiro mosaic image
Fuck off.
>>138616903
>dude, just fuck her already
Brothers and sisters don't fuck each other.
>>138616861
But I didn't put my seed in her, anon. Nor have I spilled it so how can it be sown?It can't start like this can it?
>>138616737
>It's called sexual service.
W-what? Why?
>thick cumming and thin breathing
Lewd.
>It only becomes that way when it becomes routine for both of you.
Anon please, the only contact we will have is via hugging.
>>138617083
>Brothers and sisters don't fuck each other.
yeah, well the American south and the outback disagree. in fact i remember reading a story about siblings who married not too long ago.
>>138617083
>W-what? Why?
Because it relieves her from stress.
>Lewd.
See now we're on the same page.
>Anon please, the only contact we will have is via hugging.
That's how it starts, now it's time to go even further and show her why you're such a good otouto who cares about his neesan'ssexualneeds.
>>138617083
>It can't start like this can it?
Obviously take it slowly. Wouldn't want to knock her up before you try her out and let her comfortable with you.
>>138617083
Does she have any mild knowledge of how you have a crush on her?
>>138617156
But I live in the "South" and we don't do that much here. Well West Virginia does I think. And Kentucky too.
>>138617193
>Because it relieves her from stress.
But she has the alcohol for that. What am I needed for?
>See now we're on the same page.
A naughty page, anon.
>That's how it starts, now it's time to go even further and show her why you're such a good otouto who cares about his neesan's sexual needs.
I don't know, this seems very taboo. I love my neesan but I don't know if I love her that way. I mean physically its there but I never have thought of her in that way.
>>138617274
I am not impregnating my neesan.
>>138617309
I don't really have a crush on her and even if I did she would doubtlessly be unaware.
>>138617362
>But she has the alcohol for that. What am I needed for?
Alcohol is relief for the mind. What you're needed for something much more classically primal:sexual relief.
>A naughty page, anon.
Now we're talking.
>I mean physically its there but I never have thought of her in that way.
Then it's time to start thinking of the big picture anon. You obviously find her physically attractive, so it's only natural for you to take the next step and act on that attraction before it's too late. The only barrier left is your own stubbornness in not recognizing that you clearly hold some attraction to your neesan.
Or would you rather that someone else take away your neesan and act in place of everything you've done (and could have done) for her? Wouldn't you want to preserve the fact that you'll always be her special someone?
>>138617362
>I am not impregnating my neesan
That's what I meant by trying things out first, so you two can get comfortable with your relationship until you two are ready for it.
>>138617362
>I don't really have a crush on her
You started this with not beeing interested in herat all anon. Now you're just 'not really' interestedIT BEGINSThe METAPHORCAL seed has been sown
>>138617362
Try fapping to your neesan first and see how you feel. If you really can't cum after a good session of fapping, obviously there's no need to pursue the thought anymore. But if you do somehow manage it, then obviously there's something to be had there and you'll know whether or not your neesan is truly the one for you.
>>138617531
That's right, think of all the good times you've had when you had to help her when she was drunk. Think about all the times she wanted your company as the scent of alcohol in her breath floods your senses.
>>138617460
>Alcohol is relief for the mind. What you're needed for something much more classically primal:sexual relief.
Why am I needed for that?
>The only barrier left is your own stubbornness in not recognizing that you clearly hold some attraction to your neesan.
If it was based purely off physical and visual stimuli then I guess that could be argued as being true or possible. I already said my neesan is very attractive but I'm not sure about romantically .
>Wouldn't you want to preserve the fact that you'll always be her special someone?
But I'm her otouto, I'll always be that.
>>138617496
There will be no impregnation of any kind. Incest leads to malformed children anyway.
>>138617520
That started from another anon asking how I would rate her physically. That was a trap and I fell for it.
>>138617531
>>138617568
Woah, now this is super lewd. I can't just whip it out and suddenly project the neesan into this.
>>138617609
>There will be no impregnation of any kind. Incest leads to malformed children anyway.
You could become fuck-buddies, and no one will ever need to know.Except us.
>>138617609
>Why am I needed for that?
Because she needs you to be a good otouto.
>I already said my neesan is very attractive but I'm not sure about romantically.
Time start feeling things out anon. What if your physical attraction yields to a stronger bond between the two of you, stretching beyond the boundaries of being merely brother and sister?
>But I'm her otouto, I'll always be that.
Clearly not a good one if you can't even be honest and open up to your attraction over your neesan.
>>138601797
Just finished this yesterday. Haruka best girl, finally a cake wins.
>mfw it's been over a decade since a cake has won.
>>138617609
>I can't just whip it out and suddenly project the neesan into this.
That should be easy then. Take it slow, just try and project a scenario where you think you'll be more comfortable with your beloved neesan. If nothing comes out of it then it's all just hot air. If you manage it, then you know you've already fallen for her.
>Implying you can please a Christmas Cake
Most of them are way too dedicated to their worklife
>>138617693
>>138617648
Fuck-buddies? Uh since when did brothers and sisters do that with each other? I mean granted the setting is perfect but I'm not really certain about that.
>Because she needs you to be a good otouto.
But I am a good otouto!
>What if your physical attraction yields to a stronger bond between the two of you, stretching beyond the boundaries of bieng merely brother and sister?
Then wouldn't that make us deviants?
>Clearly not a good one if you can't even be honest and open to your attraction over your neesan.
What exactly are you suggesting here, anon?
>>138617725
I guess I could try that strategy out and see what happens. Feels weird to think about it like that but really its not a physical thing for me.
>>138617798
>I guess I could try that strategy out and see what happens.
Really there's nothing wrong with it since you're just testing things out by yourself to see how you truly feel about this.
>>138617798
>I mean granted the setting is perfect but I'm not really certain about that.
Just curious but what setting are we talking about here?
>>138617798
>But I am a good otouto!
Then it's time to start acting like one!
>Then wouldn't that make us deviants?
Not if you truly love your neesan with all your heart.
>What exactly are you suggesting here, anon?
I'm saying that your indecisiveness is a sign of weakness, that you who claims to be a good otouto would choose ambiguity over what you knowingly feel for your neesan.
I'm just...really fighting with my erection here.
I should find a cake to help me with it.
>>138617892
Well here's hoping it doesn't open pandaora's box for me.
>>138617942
I live with my neesan in her apartment. Just the two of us for the last two years now.
>>138617961
Well I'll think about it but now its 5am and I need to pass out. Maybe I'll report in on my discoveries exploring this if there's another Cake thread on /a/.
>>138617991
Why fight it?
>I should find a cake to help me with it.
Good idea.
>>138605509
Sauce?
>>138617996
>Well here's hoping it doesn't open pandaora's box for me.
Nothing wrong with a simple fap, just be sure you're thinking about your neesan so the results will be clear.
>>138617996
>Just the two of us for the last two years now.
Anon, it's time to do your duty.
>>138617996
>Maybe I'll report in on my discoveries exploring this if there's another Cake thread on /a/.
They've become fairly regular so I wouldn't doubt it.
>>138604648
>tfw you'd notice her all alone there sipping at her beer
>tfw you'd feel the need to somehow make her night an enjoyable one
>tfw your social skills are zero but you still muster the courage to go talk to her, thinkin it will somehow work out
>tfw you spill the spaghetti and just make the night a torture for you both
>>138618168
That's exactly how I expect it to go.
>>138613667
Only if curly gives you permission
Kill yourself blog shitters.
>>138603611
Japanese women are on the petite side, when they get weight their thighs are the first thing since their legs are so short, then it goes the typical places.
>>138604463
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOT AGAIN!!!
Stop bringing back my own trauma you fucking cunts
>>138611632
If I was more religious I would of started praying for her happiness when the page after hit.