The protagonist of the last anime is trying to kill you. Your

>>138556091
*the last anime you watched
Fucking hell

Why would Pico defend me if he's trying to kill me?

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>>138556091

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>>138556091
>shana versus this guy

think im good.

>>138556091
>last anime
thank god my waifu will only have to protect me from a hamster (ebichu)
if it had been manga I'd be thoroughly fucked (blame!)

>>138556091
Celty and Inaba, respectively.
They have the same voice, so they'd probably become friends.

>Matoko Kusanagi
>Matoko Kusanagi
well shit...

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>>138556091
So Riko is trying to kill me and no one comes to my rescue. Thus I end up beating up a schoolgirl and going home. That's what I get for going outside.

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>>138556204
Admit it, you were fapping to Coco before shit went down.

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My waifu can take her

>Implying I won't be the one to stop my killer and impress mai waifu

I don't have a waifu.
Even with 15 years of anime behind me.

Nothing to do with 3dpd by the way, I just can't find one that fits me.

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>>138556091
>Seiba vs Satan from TDIAPT

Could go either way. They'd just end having lunch instead of fighting though

>>138556949
Correct me if I am wrong but isn't Saber second only to Gil when it comes to jobbing?

>>138556901
My negro. After all the anime, video games and even western cartoons I have consumed, my waifu still hasn't come across my way.

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>>138556091
So Yasuna's trying to kill me and there's no one standing in her way. I think I'll be fine, even if I don't do anything.

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>Shinobu protecting me from Guts
I'll be daijoubu, r-right?

>>138557120
You're proper fucked m8

Alucard.

I'm fucked.

>>138556091
>Akari from YY vs my im@s waifu Takane
I have a feeling Takane would win.

Itami Yochi would try to kill me, and my waifu (at least what is close to that) is Revy from Black Lagoon. I don't think I am that fucked...

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Galko's coming after me, huh? I guess I should expect a "Gao~ gomen" then? I think I'll be okay if I don't die from diabetes.

What if it's the same person

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>>138557170

>>138556613
>>138557345
You better hope they change their mind, otherwise you're dead.

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Miho trying to kill me? If she's alone, I might live. Unless the rest of the crew is there to operate the tank.

My waifu is Chihaya, and unless the characters played by her in the fake trailers count, she won't save me from a tank.

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>>138556091
Mimi Vs. Inaho from Aldnoah Zero.

I'm dead right?

>Mikazuki

He doesn't get the gundam, does he? If not we can probably take him in a gunfight. If he's in Barbatos we're both fucked even if Yukari gets the panzer.

>>138557137
Sorry bud, but you're fucked

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> Saya protecting me from Ararararagi

G-Gambatte...

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I hope Galko makes it

>>138556091
Kuroneko protecting me from Hinata(Haikyuu!!)
I guess she has a realistic chance.

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>>138556091
I guess Arturia Saber will be defending me against this guy.

Fuck.

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>>138556091
The last thing I watched has my waifu as mc. What do?

>pic not related

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>>138556091
>hotaru is protecting me from hotaru

>watched: bubuki buranki
>waifu kallen from CG

so i guess i will watch some mech battle action

>>138556798
>implying she is the MC

Sorry m8 you're goanna get fucked by a spergy dog demon

Fuck ! I was watching overlord...

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>>138556091
coconuts vs fujiwara no mokou, i like my odds

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>>138556091
>putting your waifu in danger
What is wrong with you?

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>>138556091
>Erased
Even with his time traveling powers I think Satoru won't be able to go past my honey. I'm safe.

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>>138556091
she could probably kill Joseph from jojo

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>have moeblob waifu that can't fight for shit
Would rather die protecting my waifu's smile than let her get hurt.

>>138556091
>Lelouch vs Meiya
I don't think a TSF can save me.

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>>138556091
Naota Nandaba Vs. Emi Ibarazaki

Are we talking Atomsk powered Naota, regular Naota or Naota inside of Canti?

Either I'm fucked because like >>138559516 said, no one touches my waifu unless they get through me

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Kino can protect me from light yagami, cause she doesnt even remember her name

kino is love

>>138556091
Gon vs android 18. Yeah I think I'm good.

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I don't remember the last anime I watched but I know they aint got shit on my timelord waifu

>Shinji on Eva
Literally no need to worry at all, Shinji simply wouldn't hurt any normal person.

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Rikka wouldn't kill a bug

>>138556411
>Elizabeth F. Beurling vs. the same guy
I also think I'm good

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>Seo Yuzuki vs Matsu sextuplets
Don't see a battle here...but i guess she can.

>>138558568
>seasonal waifu
Kill yourself.

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>>138556091
Autowin?

>>138563552
setsubou sensei? that...might actually work

>>138556091
>Heavy object duo
Hopefully given that I am a civi they'd get board fuck around, rob me and pretend they'd kill me leaving me alive but homeless.

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>Last watched Dimension W
>Maka vs. Kyoma

Might be close but I think I'll be okay

>Mugen
I'm fucked no matter who mai waifu is.

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Waifu is Furude Rika
Manabi is gonna get befriended hard.

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Rest in pieces, anon.

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>>138556091
Fafners vs Nanoha

Come at me!

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She would be kill

>>138556091
>rewatching Death Note

Either totally fine, totally fucked, or totally fine via the whole encounter being a non-starter depending on when this confrontation takes place.

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>>138556091
I'm not in danger. My waifu is

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He's fucked.

>>138559402
S2 never.

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>>138556091
Meiling can take down the Maho Precures, I'm ok, I believe in her.

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NANI?!

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I'll protect my waifu and kill this fucking manlet

>>138559295
>>138559445
>Seasonal Waifus

Consider Suicide.

>Arcueid vs. Simon
Am I fucked?

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>>138556091
Hahahahaha
I think I'm good

>Haku vs Washu

No worries, besides even I could beat up anime Haku.

>>138566184
EoS Simon?
Yes, yes you are.

>>138556091
>Satoru
I'll be fine.

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>>138556091
The protag of konosuba vs lucy elfen lied.

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My waifu is a lv78 demon. The protagonist trying to kill me is an average boy working in a dagashi shop. I think I'm fine.

>>138556091
i can't fathom why does the gochiusas want to kill me

>>138566517
Anyone can become a muderer if pushed far enough and you should be especially wary of the cute innocent looking ones.

Itami vs Horo

Giant immortal wolf wins.

>>138566618
Itami becomes a demigod at the end of the series
God > immortal

>>138566517
You know very well what you did to them

Judai Yuki VS Rukia Kuchiki

So, will it be a duel?
If so, I'm fucked.

Well, not much. Taichi's gonna be suffering through flashbacks of a cellphone to notice even the simplest of waifus beating him.

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>the waifu penetrator
Bye guys, it was nice to know you.
Ami, just run. Don't look back

>>138556091
>Galko

I..I've accepted my death to protect her smile.

Ritsu has to protect me Mikada from DRR. Ill fuck him up myself

>>138565593
>the adventures of lizard people

Thank fucking God.

Rin.
Shirou.

This is literally the premise of UBW.

>>138556091
>Utsugi Lenka

Heh, I just need to hide somewhere until his cancer kills him

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>>138556091
Araragi is trying to kill me while best girl Kagenui is trying to protect me?

I would be unsporting of me to not let Araragi at least go Kizu-levels of Vampire before letting him come at me.

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>>138556091
>Touma wants to kill me and has to get past Saeko

In no way this ends well for the former

>>138568421
well, Touma is used to getting his ass kicked in melee so at the very least he'll survive

>>138556091
>cockoa vs chiya
So its gonna be another gween tea vs cawfee night

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>>138556091
Lina Inverse is trying to kill me, and my waifu is the entire United States Air Force

Dragon Slave < 2000 lb JDAM

>>138557137
dude you are boned.

>Gon from Hunter x Hinter
>Morgiana from Magi
Could go either way desu.

>>138559413
stop her from killing herself
>subara
top tier taste tho

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>>138556091
Depends if this episode is serious or not. Worst case scenario I probably just get a bit crispy in a dragonslave blast. I don't think Nagisa can do much worse than clap his hands at me anyways. Lina can just cast levitation on me and that's basically it.

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Is she fighting Tai or Wargreymon? Because she's absolutely fucked if it's the latter.

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>G Gundam
Well Tomo and I would certainly try but Domon Kasshu will break our shit to the next Sunday without even the need of his Gundam. But no matter what happens I'll keep my waifu away from his Erupting Burning Finger.

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>Shirou
>Watashi
But why is Shirou trying to kill me in first place?

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>his waifu is someone else's creation
>he didn't make his waifu himself so that no one else can even know of her existence
fucking plebs
my waifu can destroy galaxies, jotaro doesn't Stand a chance

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Yato/Yaboku. I think my waifu will fight well enough to allow my escape if she has her angel-faux abilities.

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>>138570591
My waifu actually is OC. I feel too chuuni to go into details even as anonymous, but she's practically all powerful by the final battle of the story.

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>Saitama vs. Kousaka Kirino

As an hero he wouldn't dare to touch mai waifu would he?

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>Taiga vs Kimari

Somehow I think this would be extremely fun to watch.

RIP Kimari though jesus

>>138570739
Amazing patrician waifu anon
mine becomes god

>>138570739
My OC waifu is actually a slightly chubby Katana user that's light hearted and always laughing.

She dyed her hair blonde hair black and wears blue contacts over her red eyes to hide her identity from certain people. She even purposely gained weight to further throw people off.

You see, long ago she was involved in a horrific slaughter of a small village of about 70 people.

Only herself and one other girl was left, though the other girl was tortured and ultimately blocked her mind off from the world.

People spotted a girl with burning red eyes and blonde hair running away from the village shortly after police arrived. The girl who survived talks of these blood red eyes the few times she happens to open her mouth.

I told you this girl blocked her mind off from the rest of the world. But that's not entirely true. She talks to one person. A slightly chubby girl with short black hair and blue eyes that visits her from time to time.

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>Lux vs Krul

We're safe

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I think she can save me from Renge.

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>Haruka vs the matsus
She can handle this.

>>138571251
>chubby
Off yourself

>his OC waifu isn't a petite yet fit, short haired, small breasted spear user

>Ginko v Kanbaru

I believe I'm safe unless aberrations are considered mushi-based
RIP Ginko my husbando ;_;

>Anime de Training
>Suzuka-sama
This is going to be fun.

Best robot will protect me from those sextuplets.

I reckon I can take Hachiman fairly easily

>Yuno from Hidamari Sketch
>Chie Satonaka

Chie no contest. I'm safe as fuck.

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>>138556091
>Junketsu Maria against me and Ruka
Bye, guys

>>138556091
Why would Galko try to kill me? She would be in for a beatdown. She'd be better off doing a threesome with me.

>Nio vs Coconuts
I'm safe.

>>138556091
>Touma
No waifu can save me from him.

>>138556091
saitama vs no one
shit

Coconuts tries to kill me?
I don't have a waifu but I think I'll be fine.

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My waifu is just a normal girl. We are fucked.

>>138556091
Iona from Arpeggio vs Sendai from KanColle
A naval battle. How convenient.

Saber vs Chinese electric batman. I don't know man.

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Shiki vs that kid from Boku Dake.

>>138574521

No way he could beat her in a straight up fight. But he would probably assassinate you disguised as a pizza delivery boy or something dumb.

>>138556091
>Holo VS Saitama
I am dead.

>Yagami Light vs. Nagato Yuki

I think I'm pretty fucked but Yuki could probably just will the Death Note out of existence? I don't know actually.

>>138556411
Yukari versus the same guy, I'm also good

>rewatching Cromartie

I think Haruhi could handle Kamiyama even without powers

>>138556091
That kid from Gigantic Formula vs Al Azif. He's fucked and I don't even remember his name even though I'm 21 episodes in.

Space Dandy is trying to hunt me

Symphogears Hibiki is protecting me

Im going to liiiive!

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>Durarara
Um, I have no idea who the main character is in that story. But if it's Mikado, I think she at least stands a fair chance.

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>>138556091
So Araragi is coming to kill me but Tomoka is going to save me? I'm good. She'll flash some panties at him and that'll get him to forget all about wanting to kill.

>>138556091
Kurisu vs Quenser from Heavy Object.

I don't think this'll end well sadly. Quenser's armed with high explosives, unless Kurisu manages to distract him with details on how to design a time travel machine I'm toast.

Hibiki vs Yuya

I think I'm fine.

>>138559413
Taking the rules literally this would be "Your waifu is trying to kill you, how fucked are you?"

>>138556091
>Hachiman is trying to kill me
Bullshit.
>Tomoko has to protect me
Or we could just passively ignore him like he wants.

>>138556091
>protagonist of the last anime you watched
Dandy
>your waifu
I don't have one

I think I can defend myself, it's not like Dandy could kill me. Probably he's the one who ended up dying anyway.

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>>138556091
>akari vs. akari

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>>138556091
My waifu is Ryougi, and the last anime I watched was Carnival Phantasm.

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Whatever the Shirobako's MC name was versus Nozomi? Aw man, my body is ready for some girls wrestling.

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I'm fucked.

>>138579387
Dandy is a badass.

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Mugi will fuck him up.

>Haruhiko wants to kill me and Tomoyo defends me
I think I'll be fine.

>>138574482
Oh shit it's the 2013 winter event all over again

Battleship Mutsu from KanColle is protecting me from Amuro Ray from the original Mobile Suit Gundam

>>138556411
I have been in a figurative coma for the last few months and what the fuck is this. Is this GATE's anime adaption? Shino looks nothing like her manga counterpart.

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>>138556091
>Naoto Shirogane vs Furamenco Retto

SIT DOWN

>>138573597
You just need to get rid of those pesky magic powers of hers. You know the way ;)

>Hinata Hyuga vs. Mugen, Jin, and Fuu
I live, but nothing can cleanse the shame of having a waifu from a shonenshit trainwreck.

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>>138570054
How could your waifu be an entire branch of the Armed Forces?

Harima Kenji vs. Tabitha
Hopefully she makes it painless...

>>138556091
Why would Saber try and kill me, a loyal Briton? How pathetic are you American cretins.

Poor Sato-kun...

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>>138585653

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I think I'll be okay

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Reinhard Von Lohengramm vs Chris? It it just him, or does he have his entire fleet?

>Kumiko vs Lain

Maybe Lain can weird out reality hard enough to make Euphonium feature straightforward shoujo-ai, ridding Kumiko of all that homosexual tension? Either way, I'll be safe, though probably really confused in spite of my sincere personality.

>>138556091
>Grimgar

Against Haru i don't think i actually need protection.

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My waifu is an all powerful eldritch entity with extremely vague powers that make her similar to the monotheistic God in a certain sense.
Itoshiki is screwed.

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>>138556091
>Lupusregina vs Taichi
I think she will be fine but Wargreymon can be a problem.

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I'll literally be killed with just one punch from this guy.

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>>138556091
Well this was a fun thought.