The protagonist of the last anime is trying to kill you. Your waifu is the only one who can protect you.
How fucked are you?
>shana versus this guy
think im good.
So Riko is trying to kill me and no one comes to my rescue. Thus I end up beating up a schoolgirl and going home. That's what I get for going outside.
Admit it, you were fapping to Coco before shit went down.
>Seiba vs Satan from TDIAPT
Could go either way. They'd just end having lunch instead of fighting though
So Yasuna's trying to kill me and there's no one standing in her way. I think I'll be fine, even if I don't do anything.
>Shinobu protecting me from Guts
I'll be daijoubu, r-right?
Galko's coming after me, huh? I guess I should expect a "Gao~ gomen" then? I think I'll be okay if I don't die from diabetes.
Miho trying to kill me? If she's alone, I might live. Unless the rest of the crew is there to operate the tank.
My waifu is Chihaya, and unless the characters played by her in the fake trailers count, she won't save me from a tank.
Mimi Vs. Inaho from Aldnoah Zero.
I'm dead right?
> Saya protecting me from Ararararagi
I guess Arturia Saber will be defending me against this guy.
The last thing I watched has my waifu as mc. What do?
>pic not related
>hotaru is protecting me from hotaru
coconuts vs fujiwara no mokou, i like my odds
>putting your waifu in danger
What is wrong with you?
Even with his time traveling powers I think Satoru won't be able to go past my honey. I'm safe.
she could probably kill Joseph from jojo
>have moeblob waifu that can't fight for shit
Would rather die protecting my waifu's smile than let her get hurt.
Naota Nandaba Vs. Emi Ibarazaki
Are we talking Atomsk powered Naota, regular Naota or Naota inside of Canti?
Either I'm fucked because like >>138559516 said, no one touches my waifu unless they get through me
Kino can protect me from light yagami, cause she doesnt even remember her name
kino is love
I don't remember the last anime I watched but I know they aint got shit on my timelord waifu
>Seo Yuzuki vs Matsu sextuplets
Don't see a battle here...but i guess she can.
>Last watched Dimension W
>Maka vs. Kyoma
Might be close but I think I'll be okay
Waifu is Furude Rika
Manabi is gonna get befriended hard.
Fafners vs Nanoha
Come at me!
Meiling can take down the Maho Precures, I'm ok, I believe in her.
The protag of konosuba vs lucy elfen lied.
My waifu is a lv78 demon. The protagonist trying to kill me is an average boy working in a dagashi shop. I think I'm fine.
>the waifu penetrator
Bye guys, it was nice to know you.
Ami, just run. Don't look back
Araragi is trying to kill me while best girl Kagenui is trying to protect me?
I would be unsporting of me to not let Araragi at least go Kizu-levels of Vampire before letting him come at me.
>Touma wants to kill me and has to get past Saeko
In no way this ends well for the former
Lina Inverse is trying to kill me, and my waifu is
the entire United States Air Force
< 2000 lb JDAM
Depends if this episode is serious or not. Worst case scenario I probably just get a bit crispy in a dragonslave blast. I don't think Nagisa can do much worse than clap his hands at me anyways. Lina can just cast levitation on me and that's basically it.
Is she fighting Tai or Wargreymon? Because she's absolutely fucked if it's the latter.
Well Tomo and I would certainly try but Domon Kasshu will break our shit to the next Sunday without even the need of his Gundam. But no matter what happens I'll keep my waifu away from his Erupting Burning Finger.
But why is Shirou trying to kill me in first place?
>his waifu is someone else's creation
>he didn't make his waifu himself so that no one else can even know of her existence
my waifu can destroy galaxies, jotaro doesn't Stand a chance
Yato/Yaboku. I think my waifu will fight well enough to allow my escape if she has her angel-faux abilities.
My waifu actually is OC. I feel too chuuni to go into details even as anonymous, but she's practically all powerful by the final battle of the story.
>Saitama vs. Kousaka Kirino
As an hero he wouldn't dare to touch mai waifu would he?
>Taiga vs Kimari
Somehow I think this would be extremely fun to watch.
RIP Kimari though jesus
My OC waifu is actually a slightly chubby Katana user that's light hearted and always laughing.
She dyed her hair blonde hair black and wears blue contacts over her red eyes to hide her identity from certain people. She even purposely gained weight to further throw people off.
You see, long ago she was involved in a horrific slaughter of a small village of about 70 people.
Only herself and one other girl was left, though the other girl was tortured and ultimately blocked her mind off from the world.
People spotted a girl with burning red eyes and blonde hair running away from the village shortly after police arrived. The girl who survived talks of these blood red eyes the few times she happens to open her mouth.
I told you this girl blocked her mind off from the rest of the world. But that's not entirely true. She talks to one person. A slightly chubby girl with short black hair and blue eyes that visits her from time to time.
>Junketsu Maria against me and Ruka
Um, I have no idea who the main character is in that story. But if it's Mikado, I think she at least stands a fair chance.
So Araragi is coming to kill me but Tomoka is going to save me? I'm good. She'll flash some panties at him and that'll get him to forget all about wanting to kill.
Kurisu vs Quenser from Heavy Object.
I don't think this'll end well sadly. Quenser's armed with high explosives, unless Kurisu manages to distract him with details on how to design a time travel machine I'm toast.
>protagonist of the last anime you watched
I don't have one
I think I can defend myself, it's not like Dandy could kill me. Probably he's the one who ended up dying anyway.
My waifu is Ryougi, and the last anime I watched was Carnival Phantasm.
Whatever the Shirobako's MC name was versus Nozomi? Aw man, my body is ready for some girls wrestling.
>Naoto Shirogane vs Furamenco Retto
How could your waifu be an entire branch of the Armed Forces?
I think I'll be okay
Reinhard Von Lohengramm vs Chris? It it just him, or does he have his entire fleet?
>Kumiko vs Lain
Maybe Lain can weird out reality hard enough to make Euphonium feature straightforward shoujo-ai, ridding Kumiko of all that homosexual tension? Either way, I'll be safe, though probably really confused in spite of my sincere personality.
My waifu is an all powerful eldritch entity with extremely vague powers that make her similar to the monotheistic God in a certain sense.
Itoshiki is screwed.
>Lupusregina vs Taichi
I think she will be fine but Wargreymon can be a problem.
I'll literally be killed with just one punch from this guy.
Well this was a fun thought.