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Which Crimson Demon would you marry?
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>>138552235
So, what is this development that was mentioned?
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We haven't even hit 500 in the other thread and yet here we are
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Arue has the best personality.
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>>138552005
>Kyoani or Shaft decide to animate Konosuba
I don't know if this will ever happen, but I wonder how it would be
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>>138552005
Depends on how explosive they are.
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Megumin is the best. Who else claims her man like this.

>Speaking of which, there were plenty of beautiful girls in the Home of the Crimson Magic.

>And that made me a little nervous.

>However, the two of them seemed a little tense too, or maybe it was just my imagination.

>Megumin who was watching our conversation suddenly threw a bomb.

>“Hey, I understand you don’t have much chance to meet guys and are lonely, but please don’t flirt with my man.”

>“!?” x3

>When they heard that, all three girls except Megumin were shocked.

>“Hey, hey, what did you say…!? So you were serious when you said you like me last night!?”

>“!!” x3

>This shocked the three of them even more.

>Dodonko and Funifura were at a loss and asked in a fluster—

>“Ma-ma-man!? That Megumin who didn’t care about anything other than magic has a man!? Is that a lie? It is right?You like him as a boyfriend?”

>“That-that-that’s right, it must be. Megumin who isn’t concerned about such thing, suddenly having a man… is impossible huh?”

>The two of them said.

>What.

>What is this?

>Yunyun asked in a panic:

>“Ka, Kazuma-san? Is this true? Me-Megumin made such a confession…”

>She asked softly.

>I asked Megumin with eye contact, ‘would it be fine to tell the truth?’

>“Don’t think too much about this– Kazuma already met my parents and gifted them with snacks. We even bathed together before, and had been sharing in the same bed and blanket with our bodies rubbing against each other. That’s how simple our relationship is.”

>“!!” x3

>The pale Funifura and Dodonko took a few unsteady steps back.

>Megumin wasn’t lying though.

>The corner of her lips rose in a smirk as if she was showing off.

>“… Pfft.”

>“!!” x2

>She chuckled.

>“… Wah, waahhh! So, so what if you have a man ahhh!”

>“I, I am not envious! I am not envious ahhhh!”

>The two of them uttered such lines before running off.

>Next, Megumin said to Yunyun who was blushing and at a loss.
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why is megumin considered a weird name?
does it mean some thing in japanese?
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>>138552871
>Megumin is just as alpha as Kazuma
They're perfect for each other
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>>138553203
Someone else posted once how their names all come off as nicknames more or less. It would be akin to your name being Mikester instead of Michael.
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>>138553203
It would be like introducing yourself as Broseph when you're Joseph.
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How much of an asshole is Kasuma?

>“Megumin, can you take a look at this, I just finished the ‘Legend of the Crimson Magic Hero’ chapter two. The scene about the burning of the Home of the Crimson Magic is really descriptive, I am really confident about it.”

>The scene about the burning of the Home of the Crimson Magic…

>Arue…?

>Wasn’t Arue that…!

>That weirdo who sent that letter out of nowhere.

>“Hoho, let me read your masterpiece…”

>The one who forced me to come to this village!

>“So it’s you ahhhhh!!”

>“Ahhhh!?”

>I grabbed the stack of paper from Megumin and tore them in half.

>“Ahhhh… My, my masterpiece… The crystallization of my effort after staying up all week…”

>“This is the first time I see Arue who is usually cool and collected acting like this.”

>Arue hugged the torn pieces of papers and collapsed onto the ground. Megumin patted her shoulder.

>“It’s your fault…! All because of you! You know how much I was looking forward to it and how happy I was!? Do you know how depressed I became!? Stop toying with a man’s heart!”

>“Me, Megumin, what is with this rude man!? Doing something so mean to someone he first met! I was really scared!”

>“You created a series of misunderstanding that almost scared me to death! You even said something like ‘the village… is burning…’! And what was with your new work! While we were risking death in battle outside, you were snuggling at home and writing that!? You know how much trouble I went through because of the doodling you mailed to Yunyun!?”


He was the one that misunderstood what Arue was saying to SOMEONE ELSE. He was the one that made Sylvia stronger and risked Megumin's clan, destroying their village and making them spend 3 or 4 days reconstructing.

And he blamed Arue for his failures.

He really, really is a HikkiNEET. Everything else is someone else's fault.
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>>138553494
This exemplifies Kazuma's ideology

>“Thou hikkikomori who is at a lost. Don’t blame yourself too much… It is the world’s fault that thou don’t want to work hard, it is thy environment’s fault that your personality is twisted, it is thy gene’s fault for being ugly. Don’t blame thyself, just push the blame to others…”

He always blames Aqua and others for his mistakes.
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>>138553494
>>138552871
Most LNs read like awkward fanfiction; I do have to wonder whether it is because they don't translate well to English. Spice & Wolf was at least bearable.
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>>138553494
To be fair, her letter forced Kazuma and crew to travel through the most dangerous parts of Axis
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>>138553494
>>138552871

My brain is having trouble processing this.
It barely makes sense.
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>>138552345
Generalfag are cancerous.

See how this same conversation keep getting repeated again and again. >>138553203
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>>138553683
Welcome to the plight of the LN readers. It's as close as to an actual translation we're going to get
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>>138553673
The letter was not aimed at Kazuma. He was the one that misunderstood things.
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>Generalshitter trying to make sky angry as new meme
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>>138553750
So it really is worth the effort to learn Japanese?
Or will you still have trouble deciphering the strange manner of writing?
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>>138553744
you're the one to talk when you also repeat the same thing over and over again.
HAH!
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>>138553762
Yunyun is the one that came to Kazuma and roped him into the entire event. Kazuma is the victim here.
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>>138553933
It's 50:50. If you understand the general structure of Asian languages, then no problems really. Korean was my first language so it wasn't too hard, but I can see why English-speakers would have a hard time learning it.

After all, it took me 5 years to finally grasp English well.
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>>138553593
It's a mixture of LNs being very light, simple reasons heavy on the dialogue and most LN TLs having a bad TL, severe lack of editing, or being JP -> Chinese -> EN TLs.
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>>138553980
He and Yunyun misunderstood the letter.
He was the one that made Sylvia dangerous.

Arue did nothing wrong.
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>>138554026
simple reads, not reasons.
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>>138553762
>>138553673
Kazuma has to be one of the least relatable MCs out there.
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What are the chances we get doujins of the succubi?
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>>138554029

Making Sylvia dangerous was a good thing, it allowed the crimson magicians to act even more chuuni.
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>>138554029
>>138553980
It's a weird case of translation issue, the languages being 'sensible human talk' and 'chuu2 fanfiction'. Kazuma didn't know the entire village was this tier (and he's never seen Megumin write anything), and it was formatted in a way that might lead people to easily believe that the person was being dead serious and not talking her personal headcanon world.
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I am going to sleep and wish to be visited by a succubus tonight, how do I make it happen?
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doujins fucking WHEN
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>>138554198
Don't masturbate for a month. They need thick semen
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>>138554029
Arue send the letter.

She deserve it.
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>>138554198
I want an oppai loli succubi (but not ridiculously oppai).

Please make it happen!
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>>138554973
No, she didn't. She has no fault Yunyun is a dumbass.

Also, they found out pretty fast that her part of the letter was just a chapter of her book, so she didn't exactly affect the group going there.
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>>138554198
Sacrifice something.
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>>138554083
Maybe hes not meant to be. Chris already show him survival of the fittest in beginning. He already die a few times. Nothing wrong with staying safe and rich.
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>>138555126
Your post looks like it was written by whomever translated this >>138552871. I got no idea what you are trying to convey.
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>>138554095
we're starting to get a lot of fan arts
it's not 0% at least
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is the manga good/better than the fanfic
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>>138552005
All of them.
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>>138555365
>white haired whore Megumin
Poultry.
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>>138555517
Nope not great. Still readable just not great.
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I would bully all of them
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>succubus Kazuma saved is in the crowd looking at him with dreamy eyes after Destroyer is dealt with
I'm not even asking for too much. Dear Deen, can you please make this happen?
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>>138555707
I would protect them from you. Then bully them but with them willing.
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>>138555762
If it makes you feel better, in the LN Kazuma goes to the succubus store pretty often and she is sent to do his jobs every time
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>>138556156
What
Source, now
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How old is each party member (bar Aqua, obviously)?
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>>138556501
14 (Megumin, 13 at the beginning of the story)
16 (Kazuma before ded)
18 (Darkness)
A fucking bazillion (Aqua)
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>>138556156
> Willingly being exposed to life drain skills
Is that why his level stays so low? It gets pretty expensive to pay XP every time.
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>>138556501
18, 16, 13 or 14.
Darkness, Kazuma, Megumin.
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>>138556569
He's taking Drain Touch, not Level Drain (which Wiz probably knows too).
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>>138556569
They probably only taking seman.
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>>138556564
Time goes differently to Aqua. She is not old.
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>>138556694
An Elf remains hundreds of years old as a tight teen-looking girl but that doesn't mean she's not hundreds of years old.
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>>138556609
Kazuma knows drain touch.

Undead and demonic draining skills are not your typical life drain. They're more of a life force/vitality drain, which traditionally consumes XP.
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>>138556832
>>138556609
>>138556569
Why are you all pulling shit out of your ass?
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>>138556832
Liches have passive life drain iirc tho
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>>138556156
Does she actually suck his dick with her mouth or it goes via some magical shit?
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kazuma has no penis
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>>138556896
> ass
That's how RPGs handle life consuming attacks, dingus.
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>>138557027
Katsuragi fuck off.
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>>138557027
Stop self-insert.
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does your life force/vitality regenerate though?
or is it like fullmetal alchemist? if you use it, it shortens your life span
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>>138557027
Fuck off
>>138557135
Yeah it does, but if you take too much in one go they die
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>>138556218
>>138556569
>>138556952
That's never touched upon in the LN. All we know is that she is his one and only customer and vice-versa
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>>138557067
Some do, most do not, but we have absolutely no idea what the mechanics are, much less to the point of a litch having a passive EXP drain.
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>>138557177
>save her life
>get her pussy

Can anyone be more based?
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>>138557236
He set her up for failure though (Aqua was been warding since they cleared the place of spirits).
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The hell is this I thought he ordered a Darkness succubus

This looks nothing like Darkness
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>>138557303
At least he's not cucking Megumin.
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>>138557380
I'm getting real fucking tired of this bait
He ordered a busty shy / inexperienced oneechan. The succubus is there to facilitate the dream.
Imagine you buy a bike and someone drives to your house in a truck, he's not giving you the truck he's giving you the bike which is currently stowed inside the truck
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>>138554095

This succubutt expert has an art style that already seems a little like Konosuba.
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>>138557380
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>>138557392
I like Megumin, but I do not understand the apparent obsession with her. She doesn't seem particularly better than Aqua or Darkness.

>>138557380
Who are you trying to say is the town's bycicle, anon?
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>>138557486

This looks more like that KyoAni whore
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>>138557598
There are a thousand reasons. She's a good cute character with a major flaw that makes it all the funnier. She isn't waifubait and she has an actual personality. Also Rie Takahashi is a cutie
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>>138557598

She's more intelligent and willing to have sex with Kazuma than either Aqua or Darkness.

Darkness is a very confused girl, so even if she has feelings she can't act on them properly. Megumin isn't like that.

Aqua is also a Shiba Inu. You don't want to fuck your Shiba Inu.
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>>138557447
The question still stands, does the delivery succubus suck his dick?
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>>138557708
It's probably like a premium course or something that Kazuma can now afford
Remember he wasn't a rich man before
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>>138557684
All three girls have a very distinct and overplayed flaw, and her personality seems to revolve around it to some extent, like in the other cases.

>>138557686
>She's more intelligent
They all seem pretty stupid to me. Kazuma is pretty much an asshat half the time and still manages to be the most level-headed of the bunch.

>willing to have sex
That is something with which I cannot argue.
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>>138557171
>>138557091
>>138557128
where is it
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>this was still in the starter level 0 town
What kind of succubus shop does the Capitol have?
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>>138557818
Int != Wis
She's both intelligent and stupid
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>>138557945
They all act special needs retarded. I get she's supposed to be intelligent, but her overall attitude doesn't show that at all.
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>>138557929
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
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>>138557933
The Succubi are probably out of most adventurer's league already, since these are people who need to team up on bears that Crimsons can oneshot swarms of granted they oneshot everything
It's probably just the de-facto gathering area for succubi and there's only that one shop.
>>138557818
She's intelligent but lacks all common sense, which is a common downfall of TTRPG-setting wizards who use WIS as their dump stat - they end up being completely retarded and failing rolls to realize that the big man offering them candy in a dark alley doesn't have candy.
When she actually thinks about shit she's not stupid and for some reason is reasonably good at reading people.
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>>138557818
Megumin outsmarted Kazuma when she joined the team.
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>>138557929
It was fully erect.
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>>138558076
So Crimson Demon mages are like geniuses who are socially retarded
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>>138558327
Exactly right.
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>>138557380

Well succubi are all about satifying your deepest intimate desires, right?

Obviously even though he asked for a Darkness they knew he wanted a Megumin
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>>138558327
They are autists.
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>>138558327
No, they're actually fine socially within their own sphere. It's just a massive culture gap between their world and the rest of the world i.e. the part that actually matters.
And yes, they're geniuses and hilariously overpowered, the Demon King's army gets stackwiped by a tiny defense force spamming tier nine spells and the general gets casually trolled until (s)he was probably going to die of a heart attack anyway.
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>>138558450
>SWISH
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>>138558450
Oh I need to shop pubes on that.
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>>138553203
>why is megumin considered a weird name?
it's like a pet name. first of all megu~ is a stupid start to a japanese name, if anything it sounds a bit western to their ears, then it's ended in an affectionate pet name like ~min; so for that to be an actual name would be much like someone in the USA introducing herself as Megs or Megums when her first name is really Megan. No one introduces themselves like that.

If you heard someone claim their first name is Megmeg or Megums, you'd think she was pulling your leg or potentially an idiot or a tragic fool whose parents were high when they named her. All of the crimson semen demons names are like this.
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Anyone else surprised how much resistance Darkness put up?
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>>138558002
that's because Int is just processing power
most of what people call intelligence is actually wisdom
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>>138558590
>megu~ is a stupid start to a japanese name
Megumi.
Other than that yeah, you're right
Funifura-chan a cute and probably sucking off her shota otouto
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>Yo
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>>138558590
>Megumi is a stupid name and is more western than Japanese
Your mom too.
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>>138558636
Its foreplay or else it doesn't feel like rape for her.
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>>138558636
She's pure.

divorced, but pure.
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>>138553744
I like the routine, even if it's just repeating the same things over and over I enjoy it a lot.
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>>138557067

Only DnD do it, dumbfuck

other TRPGs and RPGs don't
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>>138558636
Copying some anon's answer:
>She was both confused and resistant. She was well aware that "washing his back" was basically just a way of segueying into lewd things but wasn't willing just to make that jump immediately because he said "do it." It was his insistent attitude and the scandalous nature of the whole encounter that eventually got her into the mood. You have to remember that she isn't JUST a masochist. She's a high-level degenerate that's intimately familiar with more pornography and male fantasies than most anons. The idea that got into her head, an got her so hot&bothered was to "wash" his back with her breasts. She was going to press her tits with her rock-hard nipples up against his back and stroke gently up and down to make it absolutely abundantly clear that she was 100% ready for whatever came next. It was a way of taking the initiative, sexually, in that situation, which Kazuma had so unsubtly invited her to do, and the realization sinking in, as well as her determined method, were what made her so excited.
>It's worth noting that Darkness is a virgin, but nonetheless a virgin whose fantasized being the the victim end of a victim girls chapter more times than anyone here has fapped to one. Things were slowly clicking together in her head and loins in a way altogether profane.
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>>138558889
DnD doesn't do it if you're a lich though, since lichs get it just by touching someone passively. Presumably adventurer class copies the skill in its entirety.
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>>138554003
>. If you understand the general structure of Asian languages, then no problems really.
except japanese is NOTHING like chinese or korean. Japanese is one of 4 languages in the world with no existing root or descendants. it has zero structural or lenguistic similarity to other existing languages. In theory if you learned french you'd have a chance at learning spanish or welsh or romanian or italian (actually french is very similar to italian) or Latin... all those languages are similar in structure, alphabet and even share words (if not pronounciation). Same with English and German (in fact german might just be the easiest language for native english speakers to learn, lord knows i picked up enough to get by in germany just fine in just a month). If you learn mandarin, you'd have a fair chance to learn many of the other "chinese" dialects, as well as korean and a number other asian languages. Japanese however is a different animal all together.

That's not to say japanese is a difficult language. It's just so different from many others, and it's 3 alphabets just add to the headache, that learning japanese really doesn't help you with learning any other language. Just like how learning korean or mandarin won't help you with japanese.
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>>138559020
Speak for yourself. I can read kanji because it's basically chinese with a couple weird characters thrown in.
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>>138552005
Nerimaki is the prettiest one.

On the other hand Dodonko is named fucking Dodonko.
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>>138559020
Utter bullshit, I can read and comprehend basic Japanese books with rudimentary knowledge of kana and full knowledge of kanji due to being Chinese and guess most of the rest.
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>>138559020
>3 alphabets
Two alphabets and a kanji system completely unrelated to any alphabet.
>mandarin won't help you with Japanese
Well, spoken won't, but the Nanjing and Shanghai regional dialects are remarkably similar to nipponese. It will also enable you to read almost 100% of all kanji save for some weird unmatched symbols.
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I want to fill her butt with my semen.
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>>138559020
Actually, Japanese grammar doesn't feel so alien of you speak Hungarian.
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I wonder what would happen if Aqua was the one going into the bath and not Darkness.

Might have turned into a fight for Kazuma's life.
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>>138559058
>Speak for yourself. I can read kanji because it's basically chinese with a couple weird characters thrown in.
>>138559349
>Utter bullshit, I can read and comprehend basic Japanese books with rudimentary knowledge of kana and full knowledge of kanji due to being Chinese and guess most of the rest.
nice samefag autism

the previous post you're splurging over is actually more correct then you give it credit for. The thing that /a/non left out was how japan stole the whole chinese alphabet back around 800ad because chinese was "cool" in Kyo and everyone wanted to be like china to the point they even designed kyo to be identical to the chinese capital. This lead to a 1000+ year dark period of shitty male japanese writing, where almost the only authors of note in japan over that 1000+ year period of time were women, because women used Hiragana to write while men used Kanji because it was "cultured" and "sophisticated" to write with chinese letters.

It wasn't until the meiji restoration we see a proliferation of male japanese authors again. Partily this was due to the new form japanese writing took (the combination of hiragana, kanji and romanji), as well as the far better education standards teaching Kanji to the population as a whole (it's hard to be a writer when you only use kanji to write and only a handful of educated men plus the samurai class can read it, whereas the rest of the population read hiragana).
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>>138559806
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>>138559814
>samefag
I samefagged (to take on things I forgot), but those are the wrong two posts.
It's also no longer correct in the way Japanese is written today, when it has taken massive influence from, as you said, the Chinese when it was cool and cultured to use chinkspeak since they were massive and rich.
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>>138556156
In the recent volume, Kazuma tried to go to the succubus store but Vanir spoiled his plans right in front of Darkness and Aqua when Kazuma was at Wiz's shop along with the two.

Like Kazuma planned to spent the night out.

Also, we do know that Aqua visits the succbus store at one point in the story and tries to Purge Them All but Vanir shows up, cockblocking her.

Shame no one has translated the Vanir spinoff yet so we don't know the True Fate of the Succubus Store yet and whether or not Aqua purged them all in the end.
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Would you?
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>>138560007
How? She has no vagina
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>>138559774
It would have turned into the quickest refund ever.
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>>138559956
They're still around in vol 8.
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>>138560007
Is that Ange?
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>>138560079
So what kind of deal did Vanir make to get Aqua to leave the succubi alone?

It must be pretty expensive to get Aqua to lay off purging devils and demons.
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>>138560076

How do you refund a succubus?

Don't they get paid in cum?
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KO
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How do people eat crab without any of those crunchy tools?

Are the crabs I buy too small because it takes a long time for me to get all the crab meat out of their legs while the anime made the crab meat seem so easy to take out.

However, I heard that seafood is tastier when the sea animal in question is smaller and younger compared to eating from a sea animal that is very large.

For example, some of the big fish that pro fisherman catch and take a picture of, won't taste so good since the fish are so old and large compared to younger and smaller fish.

Does this also apply to crabs and lobsters?

Like would larger crabs and larger lobsters taste better and the reason why they are expensive because their meat is more easier to take out?
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>>138560313
BU
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>>138560323
Smaller fish, especially river fish, taste stronger.
>how do people eat crab without any of those crunchy tools
By not being a pleb, the same response people who ask me 'how do you eat chicken that has bone' or 'how do you eat fish that's not filleted'
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>>138560323
Large Tuna are more expensive, I think.
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>Ara ara ara

>Fu fu fu
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>>138560190
you forget aqua is a drunken drooling idiot where as Vanir is not. I suspect he bought her off with some wine and lies.
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>>138560323
>How do people eat crab without any of those crunchy tools?
pretty easy to break the shell by applying a little muscle
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>>138561314

Using your teeth is safer. I've cut myself many a time trying to brute force crab legs.
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>>138561271

Hatesex, the answer is hatesex
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>>138561271
>>138560190
He probably threatened to inform Kazuma.
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>>138562455
I want a vanir doll that laughs in the middle of the night. Make it happen japan!!! This is the type of anime product i would willingly spend $$$ for.
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>>138562935

Would too
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Is kazuma blues out yet?
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>>138563932
should've been out since march 9th, but I don't think anyone has uploaded it yet.
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>>138557929
Your's doesn't take a sudden turn to the left too?
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>>138553494
The last line is from Megumin though.
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Wiz, a Lich, and Eris, a pervert, are the only nice people in this series, aren't they?
Wiz is an angel.
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>>138553544
>approving of Aqua's ideology
I wonder who is beind this post.
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If you found her on the streets, would you offer to buy her dinner?
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>>138557929
>where is it
Inside your ass.

>>138558408
Good point.
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>>138552005
Either the imouto or the buracon, but only if I get to be the otouto.
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>“... What is it? Why are you sighing… Aside from powerful magic abilities, the Crimson Magic race also has high intelligence. I can tell what Kazuma is thinking about.”

> Seeing me sigh as I walk, Megumin asked with a face full of doubt.

>“... I was thinking that… compared to that girl, Megumin is much prettier.”

>“Thank you for your compliment! As thanks, I will give you a tight hug!”

HHHNNNGGG!!!
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>>138552005

None of them because I'd ignore them in favor of Wiz.
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>>138559020
Do you even speak Korean or Japanese? I've learned the language for the better part of 10 years. I think I know the similarities when I see them
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>>138566959
When does this happen and who is he compring Megumin to?
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>>138567300
vol 3, yunyun. and that Megumin was covered in goo shit and was just generally yucky lel.
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>>138567422
in other words, she's just jealous and want to get a little bit of revenge.
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>>138554755
I haven't masturbated since December

Am I ready for a succubus yet?
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>>138566959
>>138567422
>this might actually be animated in the OVA
HNGGGGGG
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>>138566959

Megumin is so fucking cute
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>>138567691
She's a gift to the universe. Definitely best girl of the season
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I want to marry Yunyun and have a twin boy and girl with her!
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>>138568054

And those clothes were great, thanks based DEEN
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>>138568351
Wont she freeze to death in that?
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>Kaz has three bitches around him at all times
>One is a filthy pervert
>Goes to the succubi dream shop instead of nailing all three
I don't know why I expected anything different.
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可愛い
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xyz6GaU6PpM
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http://sve.2chan.net/may/b/src/1457845898958.jpg
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>>138568528
>wanting this to happen to your johnson
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>>138568483
I'm disappointed by the lack of tails.
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>>138568528

>A retard
>A creppy
>A loli

i can't blame him
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>>138568619
But none of them would do that.
Darkness would blush and protest at first but then go at it like there's no tomorrow, Megumin would blush and hold hands, and Aqua would just stick out her ass and ask for some wine afterwards.
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>>138568880
Considering how obsessed with money she is, you could probably just pay her outright.
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>>138553593
>literature written by young teenagers for young teenagers

time to admit you are no longer a kid and move onto the big boy stuff.
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>>138568762
>rejecting lolis
>his fetish is with OLD HAGS

fuck off grandpa
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>>138568576
What does this mean?

Is he a gay?
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>>138568988
>big boy stuff.

W-w-what is b-b-big boy s-s-stuff?
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>>138568528
>service than allows you to meet and fuck your 2d waifu
>not wanting that
dumb
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>>138568919
goddesses traditionally lose their powers if they fuck mortals, so no.
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>>138569168
It doesn't count if it's anal, right?
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>>138569093

I like my crimson semen demons with meat
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>>138569200
Absolutely right.
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I want to read the Konosuba LN but I heard it was DMCA'd so instead I went to sky' site to read his fanfiction and it was good. How current is it?
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>>138569200
God confirms.
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>>138569229
Are you man enough to steal Yuiyui from her demonic husband?
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Will elevens ever figure out how chess works?
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>>138569353
>wanting OLD HAGS

fuck off grandpa
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>>138569359
>still playing "solved" games
This is calvinball level of chess.

No computer can win against a grandmaster human player in this game.
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>>138569359
Its not normal chess you idiot
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>>138569393
If you want meat you need a mature woman. No way around this.
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>>138556690
>those two succubi on the right
wow.
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>>138569487
>14 is not mature
>14 is not meaty

pleb
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>>138556690
so when they give dreams, they also suck their dicks?
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>>138569487

Nope
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>>138569539
14 is skinny little children, you filthy pedophile!
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>>138569559
Just how is she meaty?
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>>138568880
>But none of them would do that.
Aqua would.
and then she would re-attach your dong again.
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>>138569570
nature says otherwise. don't fuck with nature.
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>>138569570
Not in Europe!
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>>138552005
Nerimaki or Yunyun. I love them both.
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>>138569760
Are you muslim?
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>>138569359
"destroyer explosion"
"gyaaaaaaaah"
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>>138570026
They're so playfully cute, I wouldn't mind just living with them as friends, without romancing anyone.
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>no sad cliffhanger episode where darkness gets hit by explosion in an act of self-sacrifice
>no multiple episodes reserved for Crimson semen demons and their chuuni antics

S2 or riot.
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>>138569846
Is there anyone left in Europe that's not a muslim?
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>>138552005
They all look exactly the same.
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>>138570207
Of course, there is one bastion of the proud white race left.
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>>138570264
Arue does look difrerent though. Just another argument for her being the self insert.
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>>138570285
>slavs
>white
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>>138569359
>he doesn't recognize chuu2 chess
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>>138570345
>same face
>same hair
>same nose
>same mouth
>same build
literally same girl
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>>138569546
What do you think are their food?
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>>138569359
>2016
>not wanting to teleport your king
>not using a destroyer explosion move in chess
>not playing 'chess' with cute chuuni poses

I hope you're not doing this /a/
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>>138570350
Slavic countries have the largest ratios of white caucasians, it's the westerners who are interbreeding with subhuman filth like crazy.
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So now that Kazuma has actually grown fond of his comrades, would he have still chosen the dream instead of eating and drinking with his party?
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>>138570635
Yes, because he has needs.
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>>138570635
He'd still have chosen the dream world where there is no repercussion towards the things that you'd be doing.
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>>138570635
yes, his like a regular costumer according to vol 8


his fucking loaded as fuck
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>>138570742
So does he always take the same succu-chan when he goes there?
Is a surprise succubus end a possibility?
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Did anyone cut the rest of these out from wherever they're from? I only have Eris and Darkness. I want them because they are cute
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>>138570819
Darkness
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>>138570802
Idk, its just says his a regular
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I want Aqua to sit on my face.
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>>138570845
Do huggable. How anyone can dislike her I'll never understand.
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Darkness more like Dorkness am I right
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>>138570819
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>>138571206
No, it's Hotness.
>>138571217
Wonderful.
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>>138571234
Looks like it came from http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=154294 but I can't find the two you put up
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Would you request a dream where you save a qt succubus from your batshit party and get rewarded by her?
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>>138571217
Thank you, anonsama
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Is Megumin the perfect girl?
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>>138571630
>needs to use the bathroom
>perfect
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>Last episode soon
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>>138571314
Only if its followe by marriage with said succubus.
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Geez I couldn't look at Dullahan the same way again after watching Konosuba
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>>138571702
D-don't worry aniki we'll surely get a season two!

at least i tell myself this anyways ;_;
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Post yfw season 2 never
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>>138571928
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Aqua!
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>>138571928
Are they going to make us beg?
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>>138571784
>you will never embarass a succubutt by telling her to enact a vanilla scene with her specifically holding hands under the blankets with the lights off after marriage and a romantic candlenight dinner.
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>>138571848
How about Monmusu?
>>138571884
2chan said we would! They wouldn't lie, right? Right?
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>>138571217
I like lich.
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>>138571928
Post your face when we not only get a season 2, but we get a full season (26 episodes)
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>>138570819
chibisuba is cute
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>>138572183
I'm not a buyfag but I would buy Chibi konosuba figures really fucking fast
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>>138565443
Yes, I'd bring her to saize
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>>138568528
It's already been explained by vanir. because he's afraid that it might change their relationship for the worse.
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>>138569818
>Nerimaki

Fight me, she is already mine.
>>
>all these face QUALITY
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
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>>138571848
What Maou did to that guy last chapter was absolutely brutal and uncalled for.
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>>138573441
not that anon, but I think he was talking about different kind of season
I mean, not season as in winter spring etc
but anime season
k-on!! had 24 episodes
but it's still known as k-on second season, not k-on second season on the first half and then k-on third season on the later half
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Would Megumin be a good wife?
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>>138560323
You bought blue crab dumbass, assuming you're an americunt. The ones shown are closer to a spider crab or a snow crab.
>>
Man, them eating that seafood really makes you want to eat out and stuff.
>>
>>138574513
She'd be okay, but Darkness would be better, not to mention Chris or Wiz. Or the guild lady.
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>>138574787
>trusting the cunt who is making money and the one behind the demon kings
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>>138574766
I'd eat out at the succubus restaurant, full course.
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>>138574787
Darkness would always rather be and more excited with other guys. Probably let the kids starve to death.
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>>138574766
It made me want to eat out Aqua.

mint condition nether regions
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>>138569125
For you?
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>>138574910
I think she'd settle down after finding her true love and marrying. Her pervertedness is party just for show, she's really sweet and shy underneath.
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>>138569125
>Stuttering
>Role playing

>>138574513
>Inane repeated question
>Attention whore wanting to create daily dose meme

Generalfag will never change. Go die.
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>>138575205
Are you angry?
Are you frustrated?
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>>138575250
Of what? Because yet another one of my fanbase is ruined because animeonlyfag and generalfag? That's the norm on neo-/a/ isn't it? Thanks to you redditors.

I hope Mizukami's manga would never get an anime adaptation.
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>>138560007
This is the perfect amount of sag
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>>138569359

I was pretty dissapointed in that scene actually. Maybe I was just misreading it, but did they imply that the pieces used in that game looked like chess? I know that the rules for the game totally make no sense to Kazuma and things like teleporting and explosions are actual things and not just Megumin being a dork.
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>>138573391
You know what, forget Yunyun. I'm taking Nerimaki.
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>>138575549
What's so good about her?
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>>138575582
>Kung-fu chick
>Can beat up your enemy
>Can satisfy your M fantasy.

>Daughter of the liquor shop owner
>Free alcohol

Pretty good deal actually.
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>>138575648
She's an M too? Or do you mean she's an S?

How much bullying is this author planning to write into the series?
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>We will never see Megumin and Kazuma sleeping together get animated
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>>138575355
nice blog

now fuck off
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>>138575355
>my fanbase
I chuckled.
>>
Are Chihiro's subs any good?
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>>138575680
I mean she can beat your ass daily.
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>>138575930
>subs
>any good
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>>138570072

>Megumin can't handle an almost-naked Kasuma

How is she going to have his babies at this rate?
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>>138575782
Why doesn't he put it in?
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>>138575996
Demon lord general cockblocks him and Kazuma feels incredibly guilty doing anything to Megumin without her consent as much as he wanted to do so. So he just freezes the window to make the room cold to make her snuggle to him but this only backfires as she notices. Still, she stays close to him and teases him as he gets embarrased

>>138575993
She eventually takes a bath with him and just gets used to it. Also, she sleeps with him literally.
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>>138575996

Because Demon General attack cockblocked them and before she wasn't willing and therefore it would have been rape
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>>138575996
Because BetaMugumin run away.
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>>138576021
>>138576030
So despite his constant sexual harassment and assholeishness, it's kind of nice to know that the guy actually has limits to what he's willing to do

Or maybe Megumin is too pure for him
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>>138568576

It's the "age:4" part that creeps me out most.
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>>138576021
I honestly hope Megumin wins the Kazuma in the end they just work so well together
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>>138576254
She wins in the WN. Given her popularity in the LN and anime, I have little doubt that the same is going to happen.
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>>138576279
What's the WN about and how does she win?

Is it with a super cute heart explosion?
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>>138576300
Its the same story apparently up to volume 5 then it starts getting diffrent. I think the main 4 characters also had diffrent ages.
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>>138576229
He's just like all the other harem MCs out there; portrayed like a total pervert but in the end he can only talk the talk.
>>
fuck, i have been busy with work and put this show on my backlog.. marathoned all 9 episode today.

anime of the season, it has been a while since an anime can make me burst out laughin like this since fumoffu.

hope we get fuckin season two or more, this is such a fun show.
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>>138576279
>She wins in the WN.
I thought Eris did?
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>>138575930
it's fine
I picked them up for the typesetting, it's pretty clean and neat
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>>138576229

>"I have also masturbated to you."
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>>138576279
Isn't that the fake spoiler? I remember he travel to different world with Eris. The party broke up after defeating the boss went their separate.
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Original designs of Darkness, Aqua and Megumin for those interested
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>>138576427
Long hair on Megumin isn't as cute as her current design but I'd still stick my dick in her
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>>138576419
>This is what Erisfags actually believe
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>>138576471
Its not like its all Eris end since aqua want to destroy that pair.
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>>138576427

Would you still love Megumin if she was in her original design?
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>>138576427
I find all three of these more interesting than the current designs
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>>138576229

It's the typical half-asshole type who in the end can't/won't seal the deal because that would require committment, and lord knows that would end shenanigans. Basically for the same way some people like Araragi despite his unholy levels of betamax.
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>>138576427
Konosuba was a WN, there were no "original" designs. Even this Webmin we all recognize was the imagination of a fan artist.
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>>138575467
Chess was brought over from Japanese cheaters. Guess what cheaters do when they play chess? They cheat. The natives assume those cheats are just part of the regular game rules and voila. You end up with Chuuss.
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>>138576427
>long hair

Nope.
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>>138576747

>not wanting to run your fingers through glorious long Megumin hair

Your loss
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>>138576776
i would if it's longer than that and is styled differently
current megumin is pretty qt though, she had the right kind of short hair
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Would you hug a sleepy Megumin in the morning?
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>>138576427
Man, Aqua looks even more retarded than now. Didn't think it was possible.
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>>138576362
I don't mind it. Honestly, it's not just perversion really, but so much as he just enjoys harassing people and being a pain in the ass. He probably didn't get much affection as a kid and just became an unhappy person after he became a neet due to that incident.
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>>138576776
> Running your fingers through the hair on her head
Plebian.
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>>138565418
One day she will get animated
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>>138577004

From a pro designer point of view the original design is pretty good and quite original even, but from a business point of view the generic schoolgirl design does appear to neckbeards better and thus generates more profit.
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>>138577072
For a second there I thought Aqua was putting a gun in her mouth
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>>138577072

why does she have grapes on her head?
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>>138577130
She's putting a gun to her brain cells. There's no real difference.
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>>138577072

Where is Megumin?
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>>138577051
Her other hair isn't long enough, you pervert.
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>>138577051

>implying she has any

She's just a little girl, remember?
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>>138576929
I'd tell her to be quiet because I work nights.
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>>138577131

>Not wearing grapes on your head for the times when you're hungry but there's no snacks around
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>>>/wsg/983336

The faces Darkness makes really turn me on. Not sure why.
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>>138552005
I haven't yet reached far enough in the novel, but considering, well, 'fanfic' by Arue with Yunyun as heroine, I can only say she's dangerous.

Nerimaki and Dodonko don't do anything to me and are so far basically strangers, while Komekko and Funifura give me an instant DAUGHTERU, MUST PROTECT AT ALL COSTS reaction.

That leaves Yunyun and Megumin. So basically, it's down to 'can you get over chuuniness' or do you want to go for outwardly smarter girl and risk a divorce down the road.

Believe it or not, all long-lasting marriages I know have a completely unreasonable, burning passion at the core.

At the same time, my childhood friend is a lawyer. He dated a lawyer girl, a fellow honors student. They joined the same practice, and married to help their careers. 2 years in, they were rising stars and basking in the high society glory, they noticed they should have a child, but why bother rising one when you can adopt? They had enough weight to bully anyone in their way and were given a 3-yr old girl, old enough to be less problematic than a pregnancy and newborn, but still young enough to be malleable... and then their careers split ways.

It's been 3 years since, and they're still at it, fighting divorce court battles, and making their adopted daughter miserable in the process. She was dragged out and taken into custody twice so far, as the court rulings changed. I sometimes talk to either of them, and all I see in their eyes is a mutual, cold, intellectual nothingness. They view one another as nothing, not even enemy... just a stepping stone that was used, then discarded, and now is an obstacle to be removed.

Beware of overly smart...

Now, do I need to state who the most marryable crimson demon is?

She may be a hopless chuuni, scaredycat and a baggage that you may end up carrying home every now and then, but once she makes up her mind she will be a faithful and loving waifu.
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>>138576362
>>138576594

He is not that dense, he really wants to put it, but thanks to muh childhood friend trauma, he is afraid of commitment, so he wants the girls to be direct, like how he was expecting that Megumin confess him, but then she put a excellent mage!
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>>138578364
That image. Feel like the writer and the illustrator don't talk with each other much.
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>>138578469

Yeah, he always forget the nice abs!
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>>138578531
> LN
> Smooth
> Anime
> Saggy tits
Where's the meathead love?
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How old is Darkness anyway? He keeps calling her "older woman"
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>>138578744

18
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>>138578744
18 in the story.
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>>138578744
18 when the show started.
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>>138578307
Don't confuse smart with ambitious or borderline psycopath.
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>>138570350
Whiter than the rest of Europe that's for sure.
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>>138578307
>bringing 3DPD logic into 2D
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>>138573575
I've been reading stuff like Summoned Slaughterer and The Girl that ate a death god and neither were as edgy as Maou, like goddamn.
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>>138552005

Y U N Y U N
U
N
Y
U
N
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>>138578769
>>138578775
>>138578790
18? She's ready to retire from japanese high school and be used goods for the rest of her life.
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>>138579935

Anon, the age in that world is 14, like Megumin
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>>138578307
>divorce lawyers

pleb. bunch of plebs. it was a wreck since the beginning. both were idiots right at the beginning.
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>>138579360

mah nigga
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SUMMON
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>>138557929
He was in the bath for a long time.
It might have gotten cold.
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>>138559432
She's probably let you too if you fed her and payed her.

WHAT A

S
L
U
T
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>>138552005
What a bundle of joy for their parents. Must be nice to have cute energetic girls as your daughters
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>>138582127
begone demon.
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>>138583074
D-do you hate demons that much?
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>>138578087
Haiyakuu!
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Fucking hell, my sides!
I don't even remember the last time I actually laughed out loud watching anime.
Even with all that awkward DEEN! animation going on this entire scene was 10/10, everything I could imagine from the fanfic and more.
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>>138583861
>Even with all that awkward DEEN! animation
DEEN animation actually makes this series better.
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>>138583674
Yes.
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>>138583992
Are you Aqua?
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did somebody make a pdf for volume 6 or do i have to read off the site
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>>138557929
Can't you see the censor bar?
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>>138570742
*He's like a regular customer

*He's fucking loaded as fuck

Either learn 'merican or go back to mexico
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>>138576427
Original Darkness is far, far superior. Waifu material, even
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>>138584057
No, he's not.

I'm Aqua.
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>>138584945
Show butt
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>>138585013
Anon plz. Aqua only does nature's beauty for strangers. Every stranger she comes across, in fact!
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>>138585013
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>>138585549
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>>138584916
But LN Darkness is waifu material too.
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>>138576427
I like Aqua's design. She looks much more refined.
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>>138586642
Refined? She has the face of a porn actress.
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>>138576534
Yes. What kind of a question is that even.
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>>138576419
>>138576377
No. The story ends ambiguously with Kazuma gunning for either Eris or Megumin. The party stays together as friends since Kazuma doesn't want to go back home either mostly because Kazuma can't exactly go back home either. The previous Demon King who was also a dude from Japan explained as much when he defeated the last Demon King..

Eris just teases Kazuma about him liking her and stuff while Megumin is pretty close to Kazuma as he already confessed his feelings to her by this point and she said she wanted to see where things would go from that point.
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>>138576419
>>138576377
In the WN, Kazuma defeats the Demon King by doing an Explosion together with Megumin.

If that isn't a declaration of love for her, I don't know what is.

Where the fuck did you even get this idea. Either you can't read moon or you're bullshitting
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>>138586681
I mean in terms of her dress.

She's still Aqua.
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>>138587748
>Kazuma and Megumin shour EXPLOSION together at the end
HNGGGGGGGG
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>>138588141
That's how sex with Megumin is like. Chuuni chants all the way.
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>>138578769
What's with Darukunesu and the marriage/divorce references? Also, who is this >>138577072?
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>>138588393
>megumin will never shout Explosion! when you cum inside her
Why live
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>>138569539
Its old enough for tender loving
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>>138589054
Darkness was about to be married off until she got cold feet and ran away. Also the other girl is Iris, the princess of Axis. Megumin gets mad jealous of her
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We saw a little bit of DEEN this past episode
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What does that post makes you feel?
>>>/pol/67268048
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>>138590461
Who cares
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>>138590461
>/pol/
Please leave.
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Does anyone else get really sad but also happy when they hear the ED? I'm also pretty partial to Rie's verison

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vtfegt0PVr0
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>>138590461
>>138590590
>>138590691
>Crossposting
You guys are the reason why /a/ is dying. Megumin shouldn't be associated with those degenerates
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Please tell me that this is breaking sales expectations left and right and a season two is already in the works.

I just found out this was ten episodes and I'm heartbroken.
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>>138591741
>/a/ is dying
You are the reason people think /a/ is dying
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>>138590829
No, you're definitely not the only one. It's wonderfully bittersweet and nostalgic somehow.
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>>138591960

I wanna now this too, anon
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>>138593040
Judging from the constant shitposting in sales thread, it seems to be on track to doing pretty good, which is a relief. I could watch forty more episodes of this.
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>>138591960
>>138593040
No volumes are out yet, but the pre-orders are doing very good.
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>>138593173
>>138593216

Nice.
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I feel like a fag for just finding out about this show and immediately writing it off because of the premise.

This is wonderful. This is the zero-to-hero story I've always wanted out of this premise, which everyone else has been constantly fucking up forever. No asspulls, no super special protagonist plot armor powers, having to work within an existing setting instead of the enitre universe revolving around the MC, it did everything right.
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Wait, did they just imply that female adventurers run around /ss/ing boys in the town?
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>>138593798
No, it's just a dream.

He's implying that male adventurers have strange fetishes.
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>>138593798
How did you get that from a male adventurer's /ss/ fantasy?
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>>138557380
I figured they can shape shift once inside dreams.
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LNfags, did he at least got to get the succubus dream right the next day?
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>>138593953
>>138593969
I know it's a dream, I'm pointing out that they were oddly specific about it and Kazuma's reaction implies there might be more to it than that.

Freud would definitely have my back on this one too, since it's not like fetishes appear out of a vacuum.
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>>138593464
> No asspulls
Well, there are a few. But they flow well within the story so you aren't grating teeth.
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>>138594380
As of vol 8 he has still yet to get that service.
The succubus can't get to him when Aqua is nearby.
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I want to cum inside Wiz-chan and experiment whether lich can still reproduce.
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>>138594571
Damn cockblocking goddess.
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>>138582977
>What a bundle of joy for their parents. Must be nice to have cute energetic girls as your daughters
that stage lasts till they're 12-13, once they hit teens they turn into monsters who spite their parents, hate their siblings, become obsessed with fashion and other teen boys and are openly embarrassed to even be seen in public near their family. Anime's portrayal of teen girls is perhaps the most unrealistic aspect of anime ever.
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>>138594535
I guess I should've said no asspulls thus far. Things feel like they've been set up ahead of time. Like somebody actually thought about things before they started writing.

I'm really not used to that.
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>>138590829
>Does anyone else get really sad but also happy when they hear the ED? I'm also pretty partial to Rie's verison
its really a pretty song, and I like how all 3 of the VAs sing the song.
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>>138594662
>that stage lasts till they're 12-13, once they hit teens they turn into monsters who spite their parents, hate their siblings, become obsessed with fashion and other teen boys and are openly embarrassed to even be seen in public near their family. Anime's portrayal of teen girls is perhaps the most unrealistic aspect of anime ever.
that's why it's called 3dpd. once the process starts it doesn't stop until they're banging whole locker rooms full of guys, getting their tits peirced and tramp stamps on their backs while claiming the world hates women and men should just shut up and sit down while they live a life without responsibility, rationality or consequences.
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>>138594802
I really wish I could live in a world like that. Meet my own Megumin, have friends like that. But here I am in a fucking corporate job draining my life away.

I just want to be a mage
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>>138591741
It's a general, can't help it m8.
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>>138595620
Time to kill yourself anon.

I'll join you shortly, promise.
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>>138595946
If only that would actually teleport us there. I want to drag a retarded goddess into a fantasy world and meet a loli mage
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>>138578364
>>138580049
>>138587748
>>138588141
>>138590829
>>138591741
Why are cute little witches so criminally adorable. Heck cute witches in general. Is it the hat? The robe? Magic? And/or all combination of 3 plus more?
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Where do i find the lightnovels
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>>138596969
in aqua's butt
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>>138596726
This anime is giving me false hope.
I doubt there would be any wonderful afterlife world waiting for me but I want it so badly.

Every time an episode ends I reflect back on my own life and feel depressed but I also realise it's partly my own fault.
Agh, why can't I just be more lucky, for god's sake.
>>
Megumin is a perfect example of a great character stuck in a shit anime.
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>>138590829
>>138595620
Finally figured out what it reminds me: that horribly depressing Pikmin commercial song that probably got dozens of Japanese people to kill themselves.
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>>138596761
Yeees!
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>>138597195
>shit anime
Fite me faggot. This show's great.
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>>138597260
It's really not, could have been much more.
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>>138597283
Only because it's so damned short, otherwise it's almost perfect.
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>>138597260
>rpg mechanics
>mmorpg classes
>demon king
>MC was some virgin neet
>great
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>>138597396
It's a 10/10 comedy. In large part because it doesn't take itself seriously. Unlike you.
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>>138597283
But it doesn't have to be. It's charming and funny and has a great framework to let the characters play off each other and do interesting things. It's also got a wonderful sense of progression with the characters bettering themselves, which I adore.

>>138597396
I hate every single one of those elements and wrote this anime off because of the synopsis, but I love this show. It's won me over. It reinforces that there aren't bad concepts, just bad executions.

If you hate the other shit web novels that have this exact premise, you should love this because it's taking the piss out of them. That scene when he's picking abilities shows how this is going about it differently. And better.
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>>138597367
No, it's because it's just a gimmick that tries too hard to be funny. If it was just a little bit more serious, it would be great.
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>>138597396
If you think this is anything like SAO or Log Horizon, you're wrong. If anything, it makes fun of it while being a far more superior show
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>>138596995
>not posting the .webm
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>>138597617
>If it was just a little bit more serious, it would be great.
No it wouldn't, it would end up a borefest like Log Horizon or Grimgar. As a wacky comedy it's great.
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>>138597722
No it wouldn't. Exactly why I said "just a little bit".
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>>138597617
>tries too hard
You're crazy. I'm shocked this was written in Japan because I'm so used to things that beat you over the head with the blunt end of the joke.

Most of the humor is coming from the characters and situations. It's a little too predictable because you can guess most of the punchlines, but again, that shows how it's not forced, everything's coming together naturally. It deserves a lot of respect for that, and not taking the easy way out.
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>>138596761
>>138597257
Super Cute!
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>>138597789
>being this delusional

Dude I hate arguing on /a/ so much.
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>>138597775
But it's not serious, neither is the source material. If you want something different, go watch a different show.
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>>138597914
Because you know you're wrong and that everyone will point that out to you?
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>>138597878
The cutest!
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>>138597966
No, because you're delusional, type a long post without saying anything at all, thinking you're witty and smart, and winning arguments.
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>>138597914
You just don't like it because you're a stick-in-the-mud and saying it tries too hard sounds more like legitiate critique than "I don't like it."

Like the gag with Kazuma learning Steal from the Thief. I bet everyone called what the punchline was going to be miles in advance because the situation was set up, but they still do something fun with the scenario.
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>>138598108
I'm not stuck in any mud. Leave me alone.
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>>138597937
I mean you're even spoiled for choice. This premise has been done to death.

If you want this in serious or edgy flavors, you know where to look. Otherwise you are literally complaining about fun things being fun.
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>>138597914
>Dude I hate arguing on /a/ so much.
you're practically asking for it, hypocrites.
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>>138598247
How am I a hypocrite? Do you even know what the word means?
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