She's hungry /a/. Why don't you feed her?
What are you implying
I just watched the first episode.
I've always meant to start this show because of poyoyon rock's cutesy porn. It's jarring seeing this art in a semi-serious setting but I'm going to give it the three-episode trial.
What's the answer?
Don't read the spoiler before you answer.
Its semen demen
Sometimes it makes me feel a bit guilty, but I guess it cannot be helped.
Allright, ill feed her pizza.
A store has great deal weekend and i might end up buying 2 large pizza for me alone.
So ill just share my pizza with her. Is the loli haet pizza rumor is true? Will she hate it?
Snail has the best OPs.
kidnapping from chuck e cheese's was such a common occurance that now they make kids and parents get unique matching stamps that they have to show on exit
source: younger sibling had a birthday party at chuck-e cheeses recently
If anything he had to be pretty fast since the snail is moving on its own
What would Shinobu think of Timbits?
Not especially. It's pretty hard to prove.
If you fuck a 9 year old and somehow successfully get the case thrown out on the grounds of entrapment you will make some sort of fucked up judicial history.
Never had it.
How's it taste like?
Give that it's the entire body of the snail, wouldn't the guts give it a weird consistency to chew on, or is it all pretty much the same once cooked?
What about the poo in it's intestines?
>mfw ALL snails are hermaphrodites
Ghost snails aren't.
I found a picture of Hachikuji's Hachikoochie on my computer.
What should I do with it?
theyre not wild snails, usually raised specifically to be eaten so their diets are clean.
yea, when you bit into them you can feel the innards squirt out and then you have this vast array of textures in your mouth. it's nice, kinda salty.
Speaking of sticky salty things
Most snails have thousands of microscopic tooth-like structures located on a ribbon-like tongue called a radula. The radula works like a file, ripping food into small pieces. Many snails are herbivorous, eating plants or rasping algae from surfaces with their radulae, though a few land species and many marine species are omnivores or predatory carnivores.
I just started this show for the lolis. Where are the fucking lolis? The whole episode was wordswordswords ghost in the shell bullshit and then the blonde loli sitting in a corner at the end. Is the whole show like this?
This is nothing, you should see /jp/, /ic/ or /r9k/
Is there an official bust size chart for Mongo Atari?
Shinobu is the epitome of what makes a good loli. If you don't think she qualifies as one, then we aren't even speaking the same language.
More specifically it's "If I kill you I can love you without putting any work into it or anyone else getting in the way", but yeah she's just a plain old yandere now. As far as yanderes go she's one of the better ones though I feel (even if that isn't saying much)
All her scenes become 10x lewder when you remember that she's nopan all the time
>when she gets up from sitting on his abs
I'm not sure if this is her loli form from the thumbnail.
Man. Sometimes I wonder why I have some of these images saved.
Shinobu got to be herself without the need to dump exposition. That's when she really shines. She did that a lot during Nise as well, but I guess some folks take longer to warm up to people.
nah. the sphincter is tight but once inside it just feels dry, overly hot, and itchy. even with lube it takes a lot of effort to put it in, and usually after all that time im already going soft. and you cant fuck it like pussy, you gotta go slow or she'll start bitching. so youre just there, awkwardly fucking. the only benefit is the mental factor of "so kinky" and "lol, my dick wasn't made for this".
anal is alright, i guess, but it's fucking over rated, and unless your girl has a loose ass pussy, vagina reigns supreme every time.
Don't see how it made her any worse than the other girls.
Like some others say, Kizu and. It's mostly because the anime missed a ton of bro moments with her. She gave her advice in Bake and just left, the great banter the two have is missed. Araragi likes her because she is naturally a better straight man than him, Mayoi comments on this when talking with her in the commentaries, she has razor sharp comebacks for a person who is outwardly super nice.
Then you have Tsubasa Song, which was really nice and had good character development post Bake and before Nise, and the anime for Neko Black completely missed how Hanekawa dominates Araragi in conversation. The cheek healing scene had Araragi literally wondering if she knew he was just being tsun about healing her cheek, instead of making her do lewd things to keep quiet about her family. When he healed her, he wondered if she was just playing with him, the anime only showed her smiling when he healed her cheek to illustrate that.
Lots of good stuff. Then there was the stuff missing from Neko White and Koi, a huge part of her banter with Kaiki in Koi was cut out.
Oh boy. I read it last week. I can't wait for the last two.
This hinges heavily on me having unprotected anal sex with
>prisoners of war
>all of the above
And that I don't take basic sanitary precautions, as well as practice basic sanitation afterwards.
Did we ever get any confirmation as to whether Araragi's lifespan would be extended or not when he's part vampire? I know Shinobu talks to him about it during Karen bee, but it's nothing but musing. Do we ever get anything concrete as to if and how much his aging would be slowed down?
>see this odd pair coming down the road
what do you do?
Requesting Shinobu molesting shota araragi.
>implying you don't want giant warts on your dick like the final boss in mind-break doujins
Sauce will never be found.
Yes, I directly implied I don't want fucking warts on my dick. Why the fuck would I want a disfigured, hurting dick that will infect others, what's fucking wrong with you, you sick piece of shit?
Imagine being a ghost that is hungry but will never be able to eat again.
I like this pose more.
You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this bowl of eggs. Also the botnet is watching.
Don't know if this will work for you, just add a period before the com.
Right click and save as.
Just waiting for the subs.
Its neither on anichart nor animecalender too.
waiting for edit now, also I couldn't find a line in the novel, so that's up to you to translate
Huh, well fuck.
There is a raw up on dailymotion.
I got it through chrome, disabled flash, open dailymotion url, right-click, inspect, toggle device mode, choose Galaxy S4 as device, refresh page, inspect video element, and keep inspecting it until it highlights a block of text with a long link similar to the one shown.
I mean, I think I saw someone mention it's up somewhere else, but this is the only answer I have.
Why is Karen such a slob?
She's been influenced by best girl.
Where you not paying attention?
She did it because she thought he would like it as she needed him to introduce her to monkey.
I think Araragi told her to wear more girly things so she's trying to appease hi
She commissions all of them herself.
A lot of weirdness in the second half.
An egregious example:
>How around here, everything around onii-chan is in chaos, or find the right answers
How lately, almost as though someone were seeking balance,
everything around onii-chan *specifically* is in chaos.
>When you meet an oddity, you get pulled in by it
It's true that once you meet an oddity, you get pulled in by them,
>and then even that balance is taken away, isn’t it?
but it's almost like even that fact itself is being balanced.
>I don’t think that’s unnatural, and to the same extent I don’t think it’s too late for onii-chan
I don't think even you are slow enough to not think it unnatural, onii-chan.
>It is too late.
I am slow.
>Because I’ve tried to mend this situation the best that I can
I'm always completely overwhelmed just trying to patch things over for the moment.
I wonder if Polaris will be able to make it in time for next episode, if not, I'll time and transcript from the LN
The lack of Gaen hentai is disturbing. Japan is dropping the ball hard.
They even have the perfect premise for it. Gaen finding that milf magazine that Araragi dropped, decides later to blackmail him into a booty call.
They could even make it snuff at the end.
You probably keep a snail alive with cum with the amount of protein in it.
I feel like that's a horror experiment for some /a/non to post on this disgusting site to shitpost against snailfags.
I suddenly felt a wave of jealousy
This ep takes place during the early parts of Hitagi End. Koyomi spent every day going to the shrine to try and pacify Nadeko, which usually resulted in him getting beaten up and chased away. At the same time, Kaiki was around in town doing his investigation.
Ononoki was trying to prevent the two from meeting up since neither of them want to deal with each other.
Be specific. What words confused you?
The entire conversation is lampshading the overall theme of the show, people saving themselves by saying it's the consideration of others that gets us through life, which is something that is true for Koyomi right now, and the reason why he has so many problems. Basically it's Araragi being Araragi and missing the point of people's actions.
She's so fluffy.
More like donuts - eat donuts.
Her choices are the more emotional, I think. Araragi cuddles her all the time, she forgot her backpack in his room after she "slept over," and pic related. More expensive, but it's worth it.
Appreciate that cute little doll for being so considerate towards both the manlet and the con man she's doing it for.
To be mentally 22, you need to experience things a 22 years old person would. Like graduating from school, having a date, getting a job. Most people who say "I'm X years old mentally" never fit the criteria and are pretentious losers.