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She's hungry /a/. Why don't you feed her?

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She's hungry /a/. Why don't you feed her?
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Oh I'll feed her if you know what I mean.
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>>138500305
I don't know what you mean, could you please elaborate?
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What do snails eat again? Salt?
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I just watched the first episode.

I've always meant to start this show because of poyoyon rock's cutesy porn. It's jarring seeing this art in a semi-serious setting but I'm going to give it the three-episode trial.
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>>138500347
Something else that's salty.
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>>138500377
French fries?
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>>138500395
No, they are disgusting.
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>>138500276
I'll feed her, but she won't get a free lunch. She'll pay for it one way or another
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precum
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>coalgirls
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Dude she's like 9.
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Can you guys please, please, please stop saying dirty and suggestive things about Hachikuji Mayoi, the girl of my dreams?
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>>138500661
But she's just asking for it.
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>>138500647
What's your point
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>>138500781
Probably that people don't generally fuck 9 year olds without serving time in prison.
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Why the hell is there no H-game yet? He did it for Popotan.
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>>138500816
>implying they can prove the rape of a ghost
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>>138500816
What about people who want to fuck 2D 9 year olds?
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>>138500276
What do snails eat? leafs?
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>>138500816
she's a 21 year old stuck in a 10 year old's body
she wants the Dick
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>>138500704
Yes. Thank you.
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What's the answer?


Don't read the spoiler before you answer.

Its semen demen
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>>138500943
too late, I read the answer first
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>>138500921
Sometimes it makes me feel a bit guilty, but I guess it cannot be helped.
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>>138500305
I'll feed her too, with my mucus
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Snail best daughterfu.
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>>138500276
She is dead, anon, twice. Why would I feed her?
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>>138500816
Most child molestation/rape cases are unreported actually. Pretty rare you get caught the first time you do it.
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>>138504177
Thanks based Rapist-kun.
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>>138500995
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Gulp Gulp Gulp
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>>138500704
She's so cute I'd probably get a heart attack mid-fuck
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>>138504235
Np. That is the case for most crimes actually. So if you find a particularly cute little girl, why not treat her to some ice cream.
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>>138504281
As longs as she looks like Snek.FBI-san please dont read those.
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Snake a cute.
A CUTE!
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Allright, ill feed her pizza.

A store has great deal weekend and i might end up buying 2 large pizza for me alone.

So ill just share my pizza with her. Is the loli haet pizza rumor is true? Will she hate it?
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>>138504486
I think so. I brought a loli to chuck e chesses (all over a loli's face) and i got arrested for kidnapping!
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>>138500276
"Ectoplasm."
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Snail has the best OPs.
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>>138505110
Its good but,I like Renai better.
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>>138504561
Maybe you shouldn't have given her the sausage.
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>>138504561
kidnapping from chuck e cheese's was such a common occurance that now they make kids and parents get unique matching stamps that they have to show on exit
source: younger sibling had a birthday party at chuck-e cheeses recently
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>>138500276
Feeding her won't be a problem.
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Snail is very cute
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Would bat eat doughnut holes or is that an insult to offer her those in her culture.
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>>138500647
She's 22
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5 in the pink
8 in the stink
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>>138507637
Why did she do this?
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>>138508523
She wants a happy ending from Araragi, it's in the Happy Bite lyrics
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>>138508657
lewd
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>>138500347
Dilk.
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>>138508043
Can a drawfag make this happen please
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>>138500521
Even Mayoi sexualized the Mayoi
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>>138503430
The patience to make this .gif.
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>>138509073
If anything he had to be pretty fast since the snail is moving on its own
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>>138500563
The courage to use Coalgirls.
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best girl
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Delicious snail.
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>>138511160
get out
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>>138500521
Which is why she didn't want Araragi to fondle her, right?

Oh, hold on.
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>>138511160
DELETE THIS
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>>138511160
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>>138508043
What could this mean?
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What would Shinobu think of Timbits?
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>>138511544
she would wonder what the fuck she was doing in canada
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>>138511160
Fuck you.
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>>138511590
as do all who find themselves there.
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>>138511444
who can decipher?
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>>138511640
for you
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snail is bliss
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>>138504177
I'd like to remind whichever agency is behind this post that entrapment is a great way to lose cases.
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>>138500816
Good thing she's not 9 then
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>>138514065
Not especially. It's pretty hard to prove.
If you fuck a 9 year old and somehow successfully get the case thrown out on the grounds of entrapment you will make some sort of fucked up judicial history.
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>>138514065
>FBI enables hundreds of GB of CP to be shared for months and months
>to catch maybe a dozen dudes
>about half which they didn't even prosecute
Are you surprised?
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>>138511160
jesus that looks good. why is escargot so delicious?
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>>138514205
Never had it.

How's it taste like?
Give that it's the entire body of the snail, wouldn't the guts give it a weird consistency to chew on, or is it all pretty much the same once cooked?

What about the poo in it's intestines?
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>mfw ALL snails are hermaphrodites
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>>138514431
Ghost snails aren't.
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I found a picture of Hachikuji's Hachikoochie on my computer.

What should I do with it?
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is this a harem anime or slice of life?
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>>138514645
yes
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>>138514385
theyre not wild snails, usually raised specifically to be eaten so their diets are clean.
yea, when you bit into them you can feel the innards squirt out and then you have this vast array of textures in your mouth. it's nice, kinda salty.
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>>138514431
I would Snail's love dart.
>>138514613
Fap.
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>>138514645
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>>138514928
a drawing of hillary clinton does not answer my question baby
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Reminder that snail is permanently dead
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>>138515448
>he doesn't know the ln spoilers
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>>138515448
oh anon
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>>138515448
Mistakes into miracles
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>>138509073
The courage to make this .gif.
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>>138515830
>>138515703
she is still not a living thing, just like most oddities
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The courage to fap to a dead loli.
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Why is Snail so delicious
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>>138515448
>he hasn't finished owari
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>>138517133
salt
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>>138518331
>>138517133
>>138514786
>>138514385
>>138514205
>>138511615
>>138511380
>>138511288
>>138511184
>>138511160
Speaking of sticky salty things
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>>138518471
WOO WOO WOO
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Brief me on the snail why does she wear the band-aid?
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>>138518522
maybe her knee hurts
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>>138518522
Would she die if it was removed ?
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>>138514613
fapping to death
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>>138500373
thanks
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>>138500276
h-here, have this bowl of eggs
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Do you think the Hachikuji wears the backpack so she can experience backpain she couldn't naturally experience with her flat chest?
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>>138518682
Heavy backpacks will give you shoulder and neck pain, not lower back.
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>only people who see her are ones who don't want to be at a certain location
>keeps them away from said location

What a useless ghost.
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>>138518963
>keeps people away from where they don't want to be

this is bad why?
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>>138519006
>I don't want to go home
>until I want to go home again I can't
seems so useless it hurts, if they don't want to go home they won't
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>>138519104
They would go against their will, as is my daily routine. But then they can't.
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>>138519104
That's not how it works
You just stay lost while you don't want to be where you have to be.
It's just a distraction you welcome.

Like this site.
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>>138517133
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>>138519429
stick to your chicken tenders manchild
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>>138519515
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>>138500816
just paint yourself black and bring her with you to sweden
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>>138519785
>>>/pol/
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Why is monkey so much better than snail?
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>>138520816
Only on opposite day.
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>>138520816
>not having Monkey on the same tier as Snail
Shameful, i bet you have Snake for second.
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>>138500521
anyone got the webm of her hopping onto the street light and looking all scary?
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>>138520917
snail is overrated garbage and snake is a better character. prove me wrong
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>>138518682
Adult Hachikuji has huge boobs.
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>>138521452
>big boobs
ruined
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>>138521412
Snake's character is basically reduced to "I hate being cute so I will kill you". She's a shitty tier yandere.
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>>138520816

super handjobs
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>>138511628
I know exactly why I go to Canada. It's a great way to get things at half price.
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>>138500276
Most snails have thousands of microscopic tooth-like structures located on a ribbon-like tongue called a radula. The radula works like a file, ripping food into small pieces. Many snails are herbivorous, eating plants or rasping algae from surfaces with their radulae, though a few land species and many marine species are omnivores or predatory carnivores.
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>>138500943
I guess tapir
Where did it all go so wrong
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>>138520816
monkey is the worst character
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I just started this show for the lolis. Where are the fucking lolis? The whole episode was wordswordswords ghost in the shell bullshit and then the blonde loli sitting in a corner at the end. Is the whole show like this?
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>>138522320
just read the doujins then
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>>138522320
You get three episodes of loli molestation after the first arc. Calm your ADHD.
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>>138521720
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>>138522320
drop the show then
this show is Java: the anime
the most verbose shit and everyone claims it's amazing when it's pretty meh in a lot of places
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>>138523403
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Was neko supposed to make me like hanekawa or something?

It just made her seem like a huge shit.
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>>138521594
Not that guy but I like snake.
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>>138524893
fucking incredible
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>>138524914
>fucking incredible
What could he mean by this?
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>>138524612
kizu and second season is for that
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Guys is Tsuki that important to the story?I mean,I want to go further with the series,but I can`t stand Tsuki.
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>>138525222
It sets up a core plot point. I'm not sure why you're having issues with Tsuki of all things though.
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>>138525260
I mean,Im trying to watch it.Idk maybe it gets better later,but Im afraid that this will be Hana all over agian.
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>>138525302
Tsuki never drags anywhere near as hard as Hana. The ending is still anticlimactic, but it's got good banter all the way through.
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>>138525350
Alright,then I`ll just go and watch it whole.I shall return.
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>>138500921
>>138500704
BIG. TITTED. SLUT.
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>>138525008
yep
especially kizu
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>>138525629
She's like not even A-cups
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God this is the most autistic site on the planet.
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>>138526013
Are you just realizing this now?
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>>138526013
>God this is the most autistic site on the planet.

Only /a/ and /r9k/ is autistic, the rest of the boards are fine.
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>>138526013
This is nothing, you should see /jp/, /ic/ or /r9k/
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>>138500521
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>>138526013
>site
What did he mean by this?
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>>138524893
>I'm 14 and the Beatles are the greatest band of all time, modern music is crap
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>>138527566
I guess liking snake isnt allowed here.
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>>138525704
She has to have something there for Araragi to grab her the way he did.
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>>138527679
no, confusing stating your opinion with making an argument isn't allowed here.
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>>138527868
Oh,sorry then senpai.
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>>138527857
Is there an official bust size chart for Mongo Atari?
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>>138500838
underrated post
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>>138519262
>Like this site.
So that's what they meant by complimentary 11-year-old.
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>>138527972
obviously
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This show sucks. /a/ makes it look like loli heaven.
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>>138528272

one loli in show, "loli heaven"

What?
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>>138507637
I can't believe they got away with animating this.
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>>138527972
I wish.
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>>138528303
1 loli?
>Snail
>Corpse
>Bat
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>>138528340
Snail is a teenager. Those other two aren't even human
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I need the next season so fucking bad. Goddamn.
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>>138528384
She's not a teenager, she's older than that. But she is still a loli.
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>>138528332
Cute.

>>138528511
What is her body, like 12? Young teen, but still loli.
She's mentally at like 22 or something.
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>>138528575
10. Teens by definition stat at 13.
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>>138528384
Shinobu is the epitome of what makes a good loli. If you don't think she qualifies as one, then we aren't even speaking the same language.
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>>138528340
Snail's 22, Doll's 100, Bat's 500. This show has either 3 or no lolis.
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>>138500638

A true gentleman.
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>>138528667
Shinobu is 598 as of Kabuki, but let's indulge her vanity.
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>>138521594
More specifically it's "If I kill you I can love you without putting any work into it or anyone else getting in the way", but yeah she's just a plain old yandere now. As far as yanderes go she's one of the better ones though I feel (even if that isn't saying much)

>>138528628
All her scenes become 10x lewder when you remember that she's nopan all the time
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>>138529358
>when she gets up from sitting on his abs
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Please post more, anons.
It's gotten to the point that I cum the hardest with monogatari lolis
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>>138529468
I'm not sure if this is her loli form from the thumbnail.
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>>138529544
It's not but thank you for the gesture my friend
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>>138529544
Man. Sometimes I wonder why I have some of these images saved.
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>>138529468
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>>138529709
>tfw no loli to smooch.
I'd settle for a handjob or anal at this point.
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>>138529813
>settling for loli anal
That's like "settling" for wagyu fillet mignon..
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>>138529849
a kiss from a loli holds much higher yields anon
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>>138529745
I know that basically nothing happened during Jiangshi but it was the arc that made me a Batfag
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>>138529874
Kisses are pretty amazing, but anal sex with a girl is just fucking fantastic in it's own way.
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>>138529993
Shinobu got to be herself without the need to dump exposition. That's when she really shines. She did that a lot during Nise as well, but I guess some folks take longer to warm up to people.
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>>138528667
>implying loli is an age
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>>138530048
nigga, anal is the most overrated thing in sex, ever.
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>>138530594
>i had a shit (literally) experience, it's not good
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>>138529709
when do i get to do this?
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>>138530731
First or second ep of Shinobu time, can't remember the ep number specifically. It's a post-credits scene (something Second Season constantly does for some reason)
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>>138530694
nah. the sphincter is tight but once inside it just feels dry, overly hot, and itchy. even with lube it takes a lot of effort to put it in, and usually after all that time im already going soft. and you cant fuck it like pussy, you gotta go slow or she'll start bitching. so youre just there, awkwardly fucking. the only benefit is the mental factor of "so kinky" and "lol, my dick wasn't made for this".
anal is alright, i guess, but it's fucking over rated, and unless your girl has a loose ass pussy, vagina reigns supreme every time.
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>>138530531
Hot damn.
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>>138531153
Let me guess, you never gradually got into it or practiced, you just tried it on some odd occasions?
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>>138531153
Thanks for intel. Very much appreciated.
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doll episode today fags
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>>138524612

Don't see how it made her any worse than the other girls.

Like some others say, Kizu and. It's mostly because the anime missed a ton of bro moments with her. She gave her advice in Bake and just left, the great banter the two have is missed. Araragi likes her because she is naturally a better straight man than him, Mayoi comments on this when talking with her in the commentaries, she has razor sharp comebacks for a person who is outwardly super nice.

Then you have Tsubasa Song, which was really nice and had good character development post Bake and before Nise, and the anime for Neko Black completely missed how Hanekawa dominates Araragi in conversation. The cheek healing scene had Araragi literally wondering if she knew he was just being tsun about healing her cheek, instead of making her do lewd things to keep quiet about her family. When he healed her, he wondered if she was just playing with him, the anime only showed her smiling when he healed her cheek to illustrate that.

Lots of good stuff. Then there was the stuff missing from Neko White and Koi, a huge part of her banter with Kaiki in Koi was cut out.
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>>138534704
Oh boy. I read it last week. I can't wait for the last two.
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>>138530048
the smell of your dick must be disgusting
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>>138536931
I know it must be an unheard of concept for you, but most people bathe regularly
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>>138537043
enjoy your warts faggot
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>>138537316
>>138536931
This hinges heavily on me having unprotected anal sex with

>strangers
>prostitutes
>prisoners of war
>decomposing bodies
>bar whores
>toads
>bug chasers
>all of the above

And that I don't take basic sanitary precautions, as well as practice basic sanitation afterwards.
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>>138526709
post full pic
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Bake 12 aired today.
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>>138537137
Fresh Beats.
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piss piss
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>>138500339
Rum
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episode rip when?
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>>138526709
lewd
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How do i go about making love to a little girl /a/?
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>>138537137
What song is that?
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>>138540036
Very gently.
And with consent.
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Did we ever get any confirmation as to whether Araragi's lifespan would be extended or not when he's part vampire? I know Shinobu talks to him about it during Karen bee, but it's nothing but musing. Do we ever get anything concrete as to if and how much his aging would be slowed down?
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I can't explain why but I definitely find doll the sexiest.
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>>138540250
Even grown up she still best girl.
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>>138541311
Nope, nothing concrete. Nisio probably won't bother going there.
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>>138530594
This
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>>138539423
this
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>>138538597
>Ethanol gives ~150 calories per US Standard Drink (17.75mL pure Ethanol)
Good choice.
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>>138543143
Sorry, ~100 calories per drink.
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>>138542587
what did she mean by that?
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>>138542587
>hora
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>see this odd pair coming down the road
what do you do?
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>>138500276
sure, I will feed her lots and lots of protein
*unzip pants
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>>138545669
how powerful are her little fingers?
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>>138545859
strong enough that when she touches your prostate you finish immediately
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>>138545906
>Ononoki will never unlimited rulebook you
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoKbq2sEhYc

Ononoki battle stage.
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>>138546006
I like how it's the same melody as Kagenui's and Ononoki's themes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm2ry1Co0WU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSdCBnbxQzg
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>>138545328
where did you watch this? in a Chinese site? link?
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>>138546439
Do a google search for 暦物語10
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Where do you guys go for koyo subs? The usual sub groups dont seem to be bothering.
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>>138546958
/a/
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>>138546958
You have to lurk threads the day or two after an episode airs. It's only /a/nons subbing them right now.
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>>138546580
thanks anon
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>>138547049
bah
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>>138546133
Hakai is best battle track. All the exorcists have surprisingly standout themes associated with them.
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This is a Japanese snail
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Every answer isn't semen
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>>138547167
I want to do perverted things with her.
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>>138547167
[X]MOLEST
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>>138547175
Of course. It's not nice to skip out on taking a girl to dinner before you fuck her every hole like a crazed baboon.
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>>138547139
I want to compare Meme's theme in Kizu to his theme in Bake. They have the same style but I'm pretty sure they are different tracks.
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>>138547257
>not feeding her semen before fucking her like a crazed baboon
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>>138547175
semen contains salt
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Requesting Shinobu molesting shota araragi.
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>>138537316
>implying you don't want giant warts on your dick like the final boss in mind-break doujins
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>>138547274
You'll have to wait for the soundtrack releases to be able to compare sadly.
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>>138547376
You don't want to feel disgusting and lonely and incapable of masturbating because you don't want to touch your own cock.
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>>138547422
yep
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>>138538176
>>138541141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBk8KgDV9Tc

Sauce will never be found.
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>>138547235
It's not molestation if she's into it and takes initiative.
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>>138547376
Yes, I directly implied I don't want fucking warts on my dick. Why the fuck would I want a disfigured, hurting dick that will infect others, what's fucking wrong with you, you sick piece of shit?
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>>138547316
have you tasted your own semen?
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>>138548524
isn't it just nujabes?
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>>138549782
You haven't?
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>>138500276
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>>138520816
Delicious abs___
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Imagine being a ghost that is hungry but will never be able to eat again.
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>>138550187
>believing in ghosts
you know that "souls" dont exist, right?
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>>138550257
Of course they exist, the bible told me so.
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Doll subs soon?
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>>138550602
soon
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>>138551685
Thanks in advance, anon. Koyomisubs make my saturday.
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>>138551685
thanks anon
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Best girl.
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>>138554193
A real best girl would do Taro's pose.
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>>138554407
I like this pose more.
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>>138500276
You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this bowl of eggs. Also the botnet is watching.
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>>138514385
Ever had whelk?
Basically the same.
>>
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I hear soon, but any ETA for the latest ep?
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>>138555297
http://proxy-02.nyc.dailymotion com/video/413/195/237591314_mp4_h264_aac_1.mp4?auth=1457833607-6784-y6vwsvz1-de9ba2ced5b9227dfe9436b8af400bc7#cell=nyc
Don't know if this will work for you, just add a period before the com.
Right click and save as.
Just waiting for the subs.
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>>138554431
why am I not seeing Koyomimonogatari on livechart or orther website like it?
why isnt CR not taking it ?
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>>138556829
Its neither on anichart nor animecalender too.
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Where are the rips?
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>>138556829
It´s listed under OVA / ONA / Special which is the reason CR is not taking it. Ah and it is released via an App in Japan.
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>>138557006
>>138555530
Right here.
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>>138500838
Who said it was rape?
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>>138557074
How do I make that work? Saving it does nothing.
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>>138557074

FYI, I couldn't get the download to work no matter what I tried.
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Subs: http://pastebin.com/UnYmRgJd
waiting for edit now, also I couldn't find a line in the novel, so that's up to you to translate
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>>138557233
>>138557235
Huh, well fuck.
There is a raw up on dailymotion.
I got it through chrome, disabled flash, open dailymotion url, right-click, inspect, toggle device mode, choose Galaxy S4 as device, refresh page, inspect video element, and keep inspecting it until it highlights a block of text with a long link similar to the one shown.
I mean, I think I saw someone mention it's up somewhere else, but this is the only answer I have.
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>>138557235
http://www.mp4upload.com/u1z4y7t0d0kb
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>>138557452
Appreciate the work!
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>>138557592
Well quality is absolute dogshit but I cant find it anywhere else.
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>>138557452
Thank you so much, anon.
>>138557592
I guess this will have to do for now, thank you.
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>>138549823
no no no no no no
no its not you big fucking idiot
senpai
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Snails are gross
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>>138557452
Thanks anon.
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>>138557452
Good work!
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>>138522320
This is False Advertising: The Anime

Fucking shonen bullshit
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>>138557509
There's these

https://www bigfile to/file/dkHNhWVXf7TJ

http://www datafile com/d/TVRZMU1UUTRPVFEF9
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>>138558417
doll a cute
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>>138559998
She sure is
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Why is Karen such a slob?
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>>138560901
She's been influenced by best girl.
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>>138560901
Now that I think about it; before the toothbrush scene - why was she wearing that skirt in the first place?

Was she legitimately trying to seduce Araragi?
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>>138562235
The motivation for every girl's actions is that Koyomi Seed.
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>>138562235
Where you not paying attention?
She did it because she thought he would like it as she needed him to introduce her to monkey.
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>>138560901
I want to be useless all day with Karen.
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>>138562796
You have half of that allready
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>>138562830
Thank you Anon, i try hard.
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>>138562534
Well, yeah that's what I was asking. If she was trying to get him to do what she wanted by appearing more attractive.
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>>138562906
No you don't.
That's the point.
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>>138562939
Yes.
I think Araragi told her to wear more girly things so she's trying to appease his dick
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>>138530594
Only to guys who can't find the humor in having shit on your dick.
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>>138562997
She appeases mine.
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>>138560901
where did you get the 960x version?
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>>138560901
her boobs look average again
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>>138564947
There are links here >>138558560
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>>138500521
She secualizes herself
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>>138561195
Why are all of her doujins so top tier?
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>>138557452
Thanks.
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>>138566418
She commissions all of them herself.
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New OP next week?
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>>138557124
This desu oniifam
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>>138557452
>>138557452
>>138557452
A lot of weirdness in the second half.

Edited script:
http://pastebin.com/tEH7DBaj
Diffs:
https://www.diffnow.com/?report=u1cwy

An egregious example:
>How around here, everything around onii-chan is in chaos, or find the right answers
How lately, almost as though someone were seeking balance,
everything around onii-chan *specifically* is in chaos.
>When you meet an oddity, you get pulled in by it
It's true that once you meet an oddity, you get pulled in by them,
>and then even that balance is taken away, isn’t it?
but it's almost like even that fact itself is being balanced.
>I don’t think that’s unnatural, and to the same extent I don’t think it’s too late for onii-chan
I don't think even you are slow enough to not think it unnatural, onii-chan.
>It is too late.
I am slow.
>Because I’ve tried to mend this situation the best that I can
I'm always completely overwhelmed just trying to patch things over for the moment.
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>>138567006
Thanks!!
I wonder if Polaris will be able to make it in time for next episode, if not, I'll time and transcript from the LN
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>>138549823
There is an entire genre of music that sounds like Nujabes. It isn't just one artist.
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>>138526709
sauce
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>Ononoki's squeaky shoes
Hmm. My finger points.
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>>138550257
>>138550305
Edgy, guys! Count me in!
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>>138567006
>but it's almost like even that
Retard english
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>>138567361
You can make a lot of things sound retarded by chopping them up in the middle.
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The lack of Gaen hentai is disturbing. Japan is dropping the ball hard.
>>
保守
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>>138567361
replace that with the and it'll sound much more natural.
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>>138567619
They even have the perfect premise for it. Gaen finding that milf magazine that Araragi dropped, decides later to blackmail him into a booty call. They could even make it snuff at the end.
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>>138567619
Gaen opening when?
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>>138500510
You probably keep a snail alive with cum with the amount of protein in it.
I feel like that's a horror experiment for some /a/non to post on this disgusting site to shitpost against snailfags.
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>>138565395
there's a huge difference in apparent breast size when a girl is leaning forward versus when she is on her back.
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>>138567006
Thanks anon.
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>start bakemonogatari
>no lolis

Fuck you /a/
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>>138573497
literally a loli in the first episode
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>>138573497
Eventually there will be a loli with him at almost all times.
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>>138573953
I suddenly felt a wave of jealousy
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>>138573497
Anon...
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Why does she sit like that?
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>>138567619

As long as Japan doesn't make hatesex ones with Hanekawa, I'll take some.
>>
Watching how thirsty Nadeko acts in the fifth makes me want to do things to her.
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>>138576898
>Not wanting Gaen/Hanekawa hatesex where Gaen nails Hanekawa so hard it breaks the fourth wall.
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>>138577171
what kinds of things?
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>>138575897
sex
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>>138578416
Things that would make her think she's destined to be the god of orgies instead.
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>>138575939
That's how snails sit.
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>>138579445
Count me in senpai.
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>>138557808
You're gross
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>>138582514
>only 1 doujin featuring this semen demon

kill me
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>>138582629
Mayoi indulgence is a 10/10 doujin though.
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>>138582629
Maybe we'll get a something new when Koyomi Reverse gets animated
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>>138583154
I just want an incest doujin with the three sisters at the same time from Koyomi Reverse.
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>>138583154
Don't think so
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I didn't understand this episode. What the fuck were Araragi and Hanekawa referring to?
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>>138586257
This ep takes place during the early parts of Hitagi End. Koyomi spent every day going to the shrine to try and pacify Nadeko, which usually resulted in him getting beaten up and chased away. At the same time, Kaiki was around in town doing his investigation.

Ononoki was trying to prevent the two from meeting up since neither of them want to deal with each other.
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>>138586353
I undestood that. I was referring to the conversation they were having at the very end when Araragi was going down the stairs.
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>>138566669
Yeah, I wonder what they'll do.
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>>138504327
I read it though
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>>138586562

Be specific. What words confused you?

The entire conversation is lampshading the overall theme of the show, people saving themselves by saying it's the consideration of others that gets us through life, which is something that is true for Koyomi right now, and the reason why he has so many problems. Basically it's Araragi being Araragi and missing the point of people's actions.
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>>138518502
do you really have to say that every time?
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>>138589296
yes
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>>138573497
paedo
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>>138591687

Newfag SJW fuck off.
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>>138513961
>those rocking tits when he's groping her
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>>138591762
>falling for obvious bait
>calling others newfags
>>
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>>138526530
/jp/ is good autism though, the moe kind.

/a/ is 3D autism like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4PTf7LgsIE
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>>138530594
That.
I'd put a lot of things in a womans ass except my dick.
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>>138554558
>want to post about fire sisters a couple of threads ago
>get egg captcha
KA KA
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>>138592248
>/jp/ is good autism though
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>>138592248
/jp/ is pretty sad honestly
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>>138593217
jogi a shit
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>>138584121
How is she not barefoot in that art?
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>>138592284
This is theoretical prime loli ass.
>>
WOO WOO WOO WOO
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Snail is my daughteru
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>>138589441
It's another araragi in the other room?
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>>138599415
Yes, it's Araragi Tsukihi.
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>>138599638
She's so fluffy.
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>>138599253
I love this picture
people should be spamming this in inappropriate places for the benefit of mankind
>>
What does Hachikuji smell like?
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>>138601880
soil and shampoo
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>>138601880
Better question, what does Ougi smell like?
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>>138603661
Nothing. Or rather, the complete absence of smell.
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>>138603661
Ougi Oshino smells like Ougi Oshino.
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>>138603661
Lies and deathand strawberries
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>>138603661
talcum
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>>138605889
I could not get it to work both ways as much as I tried in the episode.
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>>138606425
I feel like SHAFT intentionally showed it for like 2 seconds total so you don't have enough time to adjust.
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>>138603739
The right answer.
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>>138500276
Assuming I can see her well of course. Although its gonna be weird for other people to see a plate of food slowly disappear
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>>138601880
With how often Araragi examines her, I wonder if they ever go into detail in the LN? I don't think she ever bathes.
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Was this posted yet?
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>>138609574
Doll and Bat's signs are relevant to the show but Snail's sign is just random heartwarming stuff.
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>>138609829
Sleeping together is relevant to a side story.
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>>138609574
More like donuts - eat donuts.

>>138609574
Her choices are the more emotional, I think. Araragi cuddles her all the time, she forgot her backpack in his room after she "slept over," and pic related. More expensive, but it's worth it.
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>>138610097
meant for >>138609829 too
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>>138609237
I don't think she needs to. She's a lost cow.
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>>138610726
She must use her twintails to swat away the flies.
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>>138610974
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>>138610097
>>138609574
I'd go with
>$10 grope
>$20 sleepover
>$50 bite your tongue
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>>138500276
But she's dead, anon.
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>>138611197

Not in my heart.
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>>138611197
Ghosts eat too, apparently. Why else would she be asking for food?
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>>138545669
Appreciate that cute little doll for being so considerate towards both the manlet and the con man she's doing it for.
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>>138613354
am I the only one that thinks they did a really bad job with her hair?
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>>138545906
>>138545968
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>>138528575
To be mentally 22, you need to experience things a 22 years old person would. Like graduating from school, having a date, getting a job. Most people who say "I'm X years old mentally" never fit the criteria and are pretentious losers.
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