>go into kitchen >see this What do you do?

>What the fuck happened to my house?

>Why are my cupboards pink?

>>135655034
Start cooking spaghetti

>>135655034

>
what was your name again?

>get erect
>unzips dick
>fuck her right in the pussy

>>135655034
>meow and pet her

>>135655034
Stone her kuma-san if you catch my drift.

>>135655034

Who the fuck are you? Get out.

>>135655034
Wonder why I'm seeing in 2D. Also when did we renovate the kitchen?

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Give her the belt

>>135655391
u are blessed and be appreciate to live in 2D world

>>135655034
>Who the fuck are you?
>get out of my house.

>>135655034
change the channel

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how can penetration happen in 2d world, if there's no 3rd plane?

holy shit I just realized why MCs never fuck!

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>>135655499

>>135655034
Burn down my house

Who the fuck are you

Demand the location of Steel King.

>>135655034
Kick her out, it's my house now. Unless she wants to do some favors to stay there.

>>135655034
ask for her sister

Welcome her as my sister in law.

>>135655034
get a glass of water

What a shitty gif.

>>135655034
Thank Trump for making anime real

>>135655034
Tell her to start looping her sway animation properly or else suffer a fist to the side of the head

>>135655034
>Holy shit my robot trip is still not finished?

>>135655971
Maybe she's not swaying. She might be shaking her hips to a beat.

>>135655034
commit a crime

>>135656078
Even then she should be moving side to side, not just 1 side over and over.

>>135655034

Wonder why the fuck a half naked 12 year old is in my kitchen like seriously go home but first finish what your cooking what will my neighbors think

>>135656363
>letting an half naked 10 years old girl going out your door nopan and with your tshirt on

I'd call the police.

>>135655034
Start cooking with her after a long hug.

>>135655034
Wonder why there's a half-naked loli in my kitchen and how does she stay warm in this fucking freezing cold. Proceed to warm myself with her under a blanket, then lick her all over and eat her.

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wtf u doin en mu heus betch gett de fock ut sunny

>>135655034

Rape

>>135655418

>that gif
>that filename

Yup

>>135658300
Spotted the faggot

Turn 360 degrees and walk out.

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>>135658983

>>135655034
>who put this tumblr-tier gif in my kitchen?

>>135655034
Look for the younger one.

>Why is my house so pretty?

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Bully her butt

>>135655107

>>135655034
>No S2

>>135655034
Slowly sneak up behind her without her noticing, squat/kneel down, and check whether she's wearing panties.

You know you want to.

>>135655034
Rape

Ask where AZUKI AZUSA is.

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>>135655671
shitaste

>>135655034
something something the daily show

Flip the shirt

>>135655671
Based lulu, only right answer in this thread

>>135662675
Fuck off Lelouch

>>135662675
Don't encourage the mentally challenged

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>Walk into Kitchen
>See that
>No slippers
>No pants
>Winter time
>GET BACK YE CURSED FROST TROLL
>Maim it with scolding water on stove
>YE HOLD NO POWER HITHER, DEMON
>Turns out it was just a little girl
>oops.gif

>>135662945
>maim it with scolding water on stove
That doesn't make sense. How do you maim a frost demon with cold water?

>>135655034

"Why are you wearing my shirt? And why aren't you baring my child?"

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>>135655034
Make me a sandwich.

eggs

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>Been over a year since the last manga chapter
>No one talks about the series
>Thoughts of a S2 of laughable

Why? It was so fun.

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>>135655034

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>>135663341

You get hot water... and, you throw it on them.

>>135663609

>baring

>>135664195

bears are scary

>slip on spaghetti
>accidentally penetrate her

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>>135655107

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Tell her that no matter what, she's come out on top in cuteness!

>you will never have Tsukiko sneak into your Daki so that when you hug it you end up cuddling her

Kick her out

That bitch eats way too much food

I'm not rich

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>>135666923

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>>135655034
I now have a real kitchen and not just a shitty hotplate which is in the same room I sleep in? I like it.

>>135664195
>bar
>to prevent or forbid (someone) from doing something
Use protection, you fuck

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>>135655034
Post the full thing.

>>135655034
Tell her to make me a coffee

>>135666923
You can just feed her your semen.

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Go out and look for best girl, pic related

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>>135668595
But you've already found her.

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>>135668595
AZUKI AZUSA

>>135655034
Ask her where her better looking sister is.

Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi

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>>135668687
Steel King agrees that Tsukiko is the cutest.

>>135669498
She also believes in evil identical twins

>>135669498
Do they shave?

>>135669651
Are you saying you don't?

MOU IKKAI
KOCCHI MUITE

>>135656115
I often do that. Moving just one side to a beat.

>>135670459
She however is moving infinitely fast back to another position. If you can do that without injuring yourself, anon, I applaud you.

>>135669893
They don't need to.

>>135670288
Why is it so fucking catchy?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEqIU4eSP7g

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>>135656078
It's definitely badly looped.

>>135663783
It was the perfect level of plot and cute girls, truly a masterpiece to the letter.

>>135670801
I don't know, I find myself humming it and I haven't even seen the show.

>>135655034
Tickle her sides

>>135670908
"Season 2 nevers" always have good OPs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cfEfEMxkSo

>>135664106
>tumblr

>>135671066
I agree with that claim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3unIp53rM0

>>135671341
The latest addition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_1rNDnniQ

>>135667322
Now the .webm

>>135671669
See
>>135670834