What would you do if you walked into this situation?

Ask Yuki to get naked and Mikuru to clothe herself.

>>135632888
turn 360 degrees around and walk away

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>what book are you reading there, nerd?

>>135632888
Harmlessly and playfully tease and bully her.

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>>135632888

>>135632888

Ask her if she needs any help.

>>135633410
I'm pretty sure Yuki knows how to read, senpai.

Ask Yuki why she's wearing glasses

>>135632888
ask her where do I find a loli.

>>135632888
Does that mean I'm Haruhi? Nice

>>135632946
But it makes full circle and you just walked forward.

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Look for Haruhi.
Marry Haruhi.
Then rape Mikuru.
All while ignoring Yuki.

>>135632888
"Give it back, Mikuru."

>>135632888
Cover my ears because the half-naked banshee will shriek.

>>135632888
Where is her shadow? Where is Yuki's shadow?

>>135633518
No that means you're Kyon, silly.

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>>135633434

That genuinely made me laugh a bit but I was referring to Mikuru.

>>135633569
They're aren't real, it's all a figment of Kyon's imagination.
Haruhi too

Demand Haruhi.

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>>135633506
Didn't you know? Mikuru is oppai loli

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>>135633561
This. Of course Haruhi would also take part in the raping.

Apologize and leave before I make Mikuru cry

>>135633846
I don't remember that scene in Titanic

>>135632946
Legit. I too would do a 360 and walk away.

>>135632888
Dogeza but thank Haruhi to be able to see such a spectacle.

I have a weird crush on Haruhi that I can't explain even though I hate her personality and think she's an annoying bitch. I wish I wasn't attracted her but something pulls me in. Can anyone else relate to this

>>135635480
She probably has the same personality as your mother or something

>>135632946
same

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>>135632888

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>>135635480
PONYTAIL POWER

I bet Haruhi is an expert masturbator.

>>135632888
Why does she still have her shoes on?

>>135636501
It's a dress that goes over the head.

>>135636048
Sorry for what?

>>135636501
The school floor is filthy, and you don't need to remove your shoes to unbutton a school uniform skirt.

>>135636501
Because she just doesn't a single shit about anything anymore

Strip to my underwear to even things out.

>>135636501
It's the only way to stave off the footfags.

>>135633769
I will fight you for using that term.

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Disregard her, befriend Haruhi

>>135636760
It's okay, the meme died with Hestia.

>>135636850
>being transformed into a teru teru bozu

fucking terrifying shit son

You really only have three choices as a man
Rape
___Rape___
Rape More

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>>135637191

Better that than a balloon though

Haruhi is shit and you have shit taste.

>>135637253
Does Haruhi have some weird obsession with Kyon?

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>>135632911
>>135632975

>>135637298
Yes.

But her tsuntsun ability prevents her from being aware of this.

>>135637298

From her perspective, she meets a guy who looks an awful lot like that cool "John Smith" guy who helped her out three years ago, and she doesn't know what to make of it all. So she finds something mysterious/interesting about Kyon when they meet, even though there probably really isn't anything odd about him.

>>135637532
>even though there probably really isn't anything odd about him.
>implying he isn't the focal point of karmic destiny